 It's so stupid, it's positively bruised. The brain is positive. The brain is positive. The brain is positive. Nobody cared about the relationship between Robin and Batman. You realize in the movies they don't explore that relationship at all. Because it looks too weird now. In 2019, 2020, you would wonder why this motherfucker running around with this little boy. Who is this little boy's parents? Is he a teenager when he first got with him? Yes. How old was he about? I don't know how old Robin's supposed to be, but his name is The Boy Wonder. Coming to the stage, The Boy Wonder. What the fuck? I never thought about it like that. Yes. You know what his real name was, right? What? Dick Grayson. That's his name. That's his government name. Oh, his real name is Dick. Yeah, like Batman is Bruce Wayne. His real name is Dick Grayson. Dick Grayson, yeah. And he's white. What does that have to do with it? Oh, littler. Dick Grayson. No, our dicks are regular. No. Asian is littler. No. You guys are allegedly bigger. Allegedly, which we don't even know is true. I don't know if that's true or not. I'm seven to three fourths eight when it's warm up. My dick looks like me, bro. Right? How does it look? It looks like me. Like my shape, like my... Like the way I'm... You got two colors on that shit? Yeah, I'm not like... I'm not like... Superman's dick look like them pigs in the Bahamas, the two of all things. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. It is amazing. Natasha Sandy cut that shit off. The hairdo look good when it's shiny. You know what I'm saying? But it's like... My dick looks like me. It looks like me. It looks like me. My dick is built like you. It's built like you. I'm basically exfoliated. Yeah, it might intimidate you. You know what I mean? Low center of gravity, sturdy. Yeah, it depended on what you've seen before. You know what I'm saying? It might intimidate you. It comes at the wrong time. Oh, all the time. All the time. All the motherfuckers. It's very selfish. Right when you're about to get yours. As soon as you say I'm coming... Oh, that's it. As soon as you say I'm about to come... I'm sorry. Either we coming or I'm coming. You better hurry it up, man. Either me or we. He was having this conversation about guys when you got a little bit of money. Your dick is lazy. I don't know nothing about that. I ain't got no money yet. I think dick has gotten way better for women as they've made money. Because there was a time where women didn't make any money. They literally needed us to take them out of their parents' house and then give them a new house where they could have a life in children. So at that point in time, we weren't even thinking about your orgasm because we had already done so much for you. We had improved your life so much. So it was like the fact that we would have to make all the money, bring home all the... Do all that kind of keep you safe, have the house, have all those things and make your orgasm. It was excessive. Now that you can... It was excessive. You should have asked for it. But now that you have your own money, you have your own home, you have everything, we need to go down on you. We need to please you and need to make your orgasm. I like making my woman orgasm just because I feel like that's my job. When men say our job is to protect and provide, that's part of provision. You know what I'm saying? I want to make you get that orgasm. I want to make you nut. I would not say it's part of provision. I would say it's like the extra channels in the cable package. The basic cable... The orgasm is basic, bro. No, the orgasm is not basic. Now all orgasm, NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, bro. Son, you're saying an orgasm comes with an intended it goes up like this? Yes. No. It should. No, orgasm is... Say what? Why not? Because it takes more from me to make her orgasm than it takes from her to make me orgasm. That's because we built different. Exactly. It ain't all far that you can fucking snap your fingers like Thanos and our nut vanishes. Bro. They don't vanish. It appears. Yeah, definitely. It definitely appears. That shit come... Listen, it don't take nothing from me. You got it still? Nothing. By the way, that's one of my greatest mental exercises. Is coming. No, holding that shit. Oh, holding it back in. Not nothing. Not nothing. And what do you think about to hold it back in? Everything. I do my ABCs. You know what I'm saying? I think about... You do your ABCs. I do. I do the water. I go ABC, D, E, F, G. I start counting my strokes. I don't know why I start counting them. One, two, three, it's like... It's kind of like holding your breath. You see how long I can hold my breath underwater. You know what I'm saying? What else? What else do I think? Standing up, definitely. If I stand up, if I'm doing missionary, it's over. Because you're doing the pumping. What if you let her get on top? Oh, I'm done. Won't she finish it all? Quick fast. Damn. Really? That's where I can control the best. No, no, no. Quick fast. Yeah? Quick fast. If she's on top. Because I'm not controlling. Because I just started looking at shit. Exactly up. No, you can't do it, but you look stupid. Whatever. I don't care. I already look stupid. I'm going like this. No, no. It's dark. I have sex in the dark. Yeah, that's true. She don't know what you're looking at. You scared of your body? No, I'm not scared of my body. You scared of hers. She's in the middle of the night. He's single. We met in the club, man. You're different in the back. That's when you can really look at the walls and shit. And she don't know what's going on back there. And you can put in that work. I had a booger wall. When I lived with my parents and I bring girls, I'd have a booger wall. I'd just like white boogers on the fucking thing. What? Oh, you know what's really gross? Sometimes. Oh, yeah, of course. But sometimes. It is. Some white people should have your own room. Yeah. But I would have the... And I just stare at my booger wall. And that's how I would try to not know. So boogers kept you from the night? Yeah, bro. Yeah, man. Now, keep it real. You ever eat one of them? Never ate, but I'd rub them like braille. My God, that is disgusting. Everything. Why do you think I like the Joker so much? Oh, nah. So what you saying is we shouldn't make fun of you? Don't do it. Taylor. What, Taylor? We don't talk about men's shit. Taylor, what you talking about? Orgasmin over there or other shit that doesn't exist? No, shut up. We were talking about masturbation earlier. Yeah. Yes. What was talking about masturbation earlier? Well, I was talking about masturbation earlier. With who? Nobody. That's what she does, bro. She just be saying shit by herself. She finished that whole sentence to me by herself and thought that I was involved. I was involved. Yes, it is. You just said we were talking about masturbation earlier. Nobody was talking about masturbation. No, it's some real shit. My big homie told me that. He said women start conversation and finish it talking to you. Yo. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. How many times a girl just said so Megan said? Yeah. Megan said it's a hot girl. What the fuck is Megan? It's Christmas. I don't know what this shit is. What are we talking about right now? So anyway, you were masturbating, go. That's where you lost that nail? Talking about masturbation with my fellow friends. Okay. Yeah. That's an HR violation right there for sure. So. Nobody want to come to work here about that shit. She doesn't masturbate. Come in. Do you guys think it's weird? You've been in a relationship. Do you think it's weird that you're- She's putting you on blast right now, Jess. Jazz is a child. Do I think it's weird that- Hold on. How old is Jess before we have this conversation? 29 in April. So I'm really not a child. No, she's not a child at all. You should have- Your fingers should be worn out by now. Yeah. Do I think it's weird or what? They look like you've been in a bath. Have you been in a relationship? Do you think it's weird if your girl masturbates? No. Okay. That's less work for me. Yeah. I don't think it's weird. I just don't masturbate at all. Why? You never have? No. I don't trust people like that. Why? What the hell? That's some bullshit. How can a man know how to make you come if you don't know how to make yourself come? Exactly. Oh, that's a great question. I don't know. I just- Honestly, every time that I tried to do something like that, it made me feel like, damn, I can't get dick. And I just got turned myself off. I didn't know what I was doing. But you know you can get dick. You just walk outside. I felt like that the first time I jacked off. What? The first time I jacked off, I felt like a total loser. I really thought- Did you come the first time? I thought jacking off was some shit that you did when you think you're pussy. Nah, I came like the second or third time. Cause I felt so depressed when I be jacking off and I just- Did you stop? Yeah. That's how I feel. I feel depressed almost like, what's going on with me? Like, why can't I get it? Do you watch videos or something? That's what I was telling them, too. I find porn to be hilarious to me. And then when I also look at porn, it just- It makes me ask myself, I can't believe these girls are really taping themselves getting fucked. Yeah. So I go into a different space when I see porn. I guarantee you work with somebody that's done that. Done what? Porn? No, taped themselves. Of course, probably. Women do that. They take pictures of themselves. That's what I'm saying. They take pictures of their neck in the mirror. That's soft porn. Because I think it's like set up. I don't feel like it's natural. It's not natural. That's what we love. Yeah. We don't want it to be natural. It's not natural that six guys is jerking off on a girl. Right. I love reality show porn. Bang Bros. They used to ride around in the white band and just see girls driving down the street. Almost dropped out of college because I watched that. Oh, you know those my guys, right? You know them? I know them. They listen to the Breakfast Club religiously. Son, we have to get them on. Brilliant idiots. I would be a dream. I literally was in college freshman year. I found this Bang Bows and I'm paying $30,000 a year for college. And these guys are driving around in a van just fucking random hot chicks. And I'm like, I might buy a van. Yo, the illest part about it is we didn't know if it was real number one, right? We didn't know if it was real. Number two, we thought the white vans were restricted just to pedophiles, which they debunked that fucking stereotype. And number three, first show I ever binge watched. Oh, yeah. Before there was a Netflix. It was Bang Bros. All day, every day. Yes, yes. Amazing. You know how I knew it was set up? Oh. That guy's cock was too big to fit in an average woman. The guy's cock that would fuck the girls. He had a mallet. What? I was wondering if guys like compare their cocks to them. Nobody said compare. I do. You said we watch. Yeah. And I don't like too big dicked porn. I got, I got, I got an extension. I don't, but yeah, but like, I don't just don't even like it. Like there's a guy that I watch. He does background casting couch and his name is Rick. Okay. And he's, his dick's actually almost too small because I don't believe the girl's sounds that come from it, right? But like I, his dick is like, you feel amazing when you're watching his dick. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're not at all embarrassed about what it is. You're like, I'm incredible. It's like your dick looks like his filtered. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you're thinking about when you're watching this. Some of it. I kind of, I mean, I'm crazy. I, I jerk off to like the negotiation. Like when they're not even fucking yet, but he's like, you know, you can make $5,000 a day. I'm like, oh yeah, you can make $5,000 a day. She's going to fall for it, Rick. She's going to fall for it. I just say it's an extension. If I see a dick that's bigger than mine, I'm like, oh, that shit ain't real. Oh, so you think it's fake? I mean, I don't know if it is enough, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I don't know if he's faking that. I just like, that shit ain't real.