 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fifth installment of Death Vs the Jelly People. Here to kick us off, please welcome Monochrome Jay! Hello and welcome to the final of The Destinations. There's no more. No, no, that's the last one. That was eloquent. That was eloquent. I feel like it is only a few years from now before they release Final Destination 2023. By the time this comes out, they'll probably be a new one. Final Destination in future. They did it with the Jason movies. That's like a guide for the Final Destination movies, right? You gotta get more. See that would have been fun if they just got more ridiculous in that sense. And then they started doing like really weird gimmicks like Final Destination, but in cowboy era. What if Death hitched a ride on a spaceship? What in Final Tarnations? I want to see them start doing like Final Destination versus other like horror villains. What about like Super Smash Brothers, both like horror villains? You can't even see it. Yeah, throw them in there. What's that fucking game? Dead by Daylight. Yeah, dead by Daylight. Yeah, throw death in there. Just like invisible. Just knocks things over in the back of the machine. The map is like a dirty kitchen. So I've got a fun new monitor specifically like for doing cool stuff. It's higher res. It's curved. It's nice and large. And the only thing I've done on it so far is watch the Final Destination movies in Karen. Or watching those movies on a shittier monitor. I feel like that'll be more fitting. You wouldn't have experienced the 3D. I didn't experience a 3D monitor. A really great monitor that just enhances the 3D even if it's non-existent. It reminds you of the 3D. You can just tell that it's 3D. As everyone knows, match playing by Zero gives you lots more. PS, just throwing this out there. The fifth film is also in 3D. And I know this because I have these 3D blu-rays. Oh no! I have both of these 3D blu-rays in front of me. So that is how I am confirming this. There are two deaths in this one. I don't know if I've seen this anymore because I recognize a lot of it. I must have seen it. I just forgot a lot. I've forgotten a lot of it, but I do remember certain parts of it. There are two deaths in this. I'm very looking forward to seeing how everyone reacts to them. Oh god. Oh yes. Boilers! Oh no, I've ruined it. There's people that die in this? See that would be the other movie. You have the next destination. What it means is there's a force that's constantly protecting people from killing themselves. They're trying to stop the knives from falling, stop the switches from switching. You could have it be like a soldier or something. So they actually all like, you know, like someone who works in SWAT. So they actually deal with like deadly situations. Like genuinely not a deadly situation is not like fucking going to your kitchen and putting a cloth on some knives or something. And then they just like miraculously survive through all of it. They were meant for something. My download is finished by the way. Well, get it ready. We can, we can begin this. It is ready. This last adventure. Is no one else in need of any delays? No. No. I think I'm ready. Yeah, I have to shit. I put my pants. They cancel out. You like Adam? Yeah. Shit yourself. Commit. I'm all typed up. Don't worry. Oh sweet. We're good to go. 2011. This is the 10 year anniversary. It's the 11th year anniversary. Was this always Warner Brothers? I don't think so. I don't remember it. No. It was New Line. Warner Brothers owns New Line. Or was it a partnership? Oh, it is a Time Warner company. Okay. So theoretically, this is in the D.C.E.U. No. That is the member of the Suicide Squad. Yeah. Oh, my face. All the last three. Oh, that's a reference. No, you can actually, if there's any like really crazy coincidence that happens in the D.C.E.U., you can just say no as Daffy, you just couldn't see him. The five is sharp. There's a character. What is this? What the fuck? This is another 3D film as what it is. Oh, the smash of the glass. D'agosto. Those are weirdly spaced blades. They would. They're like a ginger fan. What should we do for the title? Ginger fan man. Well, we've got a slow-mo camera, some glass, and some random objects from our home. Yeah, get all the glass for you. We're gonna have a great day. Don't stand behind glass. It's sharp. Is this all referencing each of the past deaths? Probably. It could be random objects and we'd find a way to connect. Do you think they committed to, um, finalist nation five because they were like, right, people don't care about the fucking subtitles. Well, the naming would just gonna be John Rick hard. Well, five almost seems like a complete set. Four is the dirty number. Five is one on every finger. You say that, but they made Scream 4, but they won't make Scream 5. They should have. Honestly, they should have called it five cream. They are making Scream 5, right? They're just not calling it Scream 5. They're calling it Scream. Five cream. Honestly, because if it's supposed to be a satire or a horror film, we can do that. Wasted opportunity. Give us five cream. They're not going to maintain the spirit of the original, like two. Of course. He's giving the ass. I'm not watching it. Dylan Manette's in it. Stephen Quayle. Look at the letter again. Fuck yes. Stephen Quayle. Stephen Quayle. Have nothing to do with the rest of the series. Death by pie, death by muffins, death by waffles, so many things. Oh, death by Cassant. I want the death by like Maladju. So whatever the fuck that is. So I'm trying to guess how they all die in the beginning of this one. It'll become clear eventually. Oh my God, look out a bus. It says 1282. Who's that guy? What's he in? I know, right? I recognize him. Let's figure it out. Maybe he just has one of those faces. One of those disgusts. I mean, yeah, could be either. What the fuck is that? That's a car. A vehicle. No, that vehicle. I know this guy too. What else is he in? Oh, she's familiar. Holy shit. She was in. I know her for sure. Farzan, Adam. Frozen. That's it. Oh, shit. That frozen. Yeah. Thank you. Legendary film. Oh, it's Candice. I drink my cans through a straw. Okay, sorry. He kind of reminds me of somebody that would show up in like Tucker and Dale, but I don't think he was. He looks like a weird Tom Cruise. I was just going to say he looks like Walmart Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise meets Steve Carell or some shit. His name is like Thomas Coast. Was that Adam's review of your joke? Well. I'm suspicious. Dude, that's an extreme van. What is? I was missing that. Cool. Is this mill? You can tell she's cool because the Komi is explaining. Do you actually get paid for this internship or does daddy just agree? This is like so much more B-movie than any of the others somehow. You guys said that this one was... Yeah, take it off. The biggest budget was number four, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're just going to keep your top off now that you've made that point. Yeah. It was like... First three films were approximately 25 million each, and then the fourth film was like 40 million. What do you think this one is? I'm just talking about Eric Butts. It is 40. So I think it's just the 3D eats up with the budget is mine. This guy was in the boys season two. He's familiar too. Told you it's Eric Butts. He's in the Wolf of Wall Street as a minor character, I guess. What else do we get? Oh, this is like the one actor they have. Oh, this is like the old crime. Oh, shit. He's with names instead of like MILF and racist movies. Do they all die from food poisoning or something? These movies are ripe for hiring like, I guess A-Listers who are just on a down point in their careers. Like that's what you should be grabbing. What the hell was that? He's been in a lot of movies. I wouldn't call him an A-Lister though. I would call him B-Tops. He's a recognizable face, but... I wasn't saying that he was that. I was saying that's who they should be getting. Okay. He's like the closest thing they've gotten to famous people, I guess, in this. Everybody's seen that man, but nobody can name him. He's that guy. I remember him from Norm MacDonald's live. I remember from Anchorman. That's the main thing. This music sucks so much. This is like more than any of the other movies. I don't think this music will just hit onto the fact that... This would be cool music. Glory's an anime. Yeah, really. It's way too insistent. It's like stock music. It insists upon itself. Put them even there, editor. What didn't you like about it? It insists upon itself, Lois. I don't know if there's a lot of death you could find in this place. Come on, man. We're all waiting for you. Hey, then stop talking to the white girl. I don't know if that's what she finds. Hold on. Hold on. Just make a documentary about factory workers. Fight, fight, fight, fight. Not a good idea, Roy. Not a good idea, man. Yeah, you're just wearing their green hats. Let the white hats take care of this. I like that his name is Roy. Roy. Roy was a good old boy. I love how out of place they look no matter where they are. It's a full sense of this is so thrown together. It doesn't feel like a... Just get to the death. Yeah. Oh no. Oh, a bus. Oh, we're doing a bus. Rolling coach line. Wait, what an enclosed place for a lot of people. You know, rolling coach line. They had to... They filed for bankruptcy after this movie because it was associated with final destination and then nobody would ever ride their buses again. Not because they were worried they were going to die. Just because they didn't like the films. They were worried they were going to play the films on the bus. Yeah, the bus is not getting on a bus. It's like, oh my God, do you think about it? The bus is telling me what to do and I don't like that. The sign had a thing on it. So we're back to metal boxes that contain a lot of people in there. I already said that. How could anyone die here? The TVs are padded. They're safe. Elastic bands are pretty safe. Oh, it's sad. It's just something I do to relax people. That's like, that's a character, right? She plays with elastic bands. Oh, he looks like the guy in that murder show. American Psycho? Murder show. Yeah, I think that American Psycho show. Whatever it is. American Horror Story. I just know the gifs from the internet. He looks like that guy. No, he does not. But okay, no. Like Christian Hale? Like Christian Hale. He does not look like... We kind of did kind of did. I can accept that. He kind of does. He's got some for having my back. American Psycho show. Again? Oh, Taggart launching. They also had to file bankruptcy after final destination five. It's funny because he sees those logs and gets triggered because he saw the second movie. Again, they're just rolling out the hits here. That's the direction you need to go, where they're all movies. And then every single movie is still just, the next one is still just all the rest of them are movies, no matter how inceptiony it gets. I'm sure that the CGI, whatever it will be, will be spot on and will definitely not exceed its budget in terms of their concept. They're playing this music, but there's nothing scary happening around. It's a bridge metal. It's terrifying. As it is. I hate bridge. He's gonna know. Scaling. One of the... I was just gonna say. He's not noticing like things that are wrong. He's just noticing things. He's really paranoid. Does that happen? Yeah, he goes across his paranoid. There's a massive hole on the bridge while you're driving across it. Yeah, pie lines. That'll do it. Oh. No, my lunch. Uh-oh. That's so you know that you can fall from there. Other things will fall. Someone's gonna hit the wall. Oh, they're far away from it right now. But it is kind of funny how like the catalysts for these events are always so complicated that when they get the premonition, they still really can't do much to like stop it from happening. Like, if it was like a crazy man on the bus who took control of the steering wheel and threw it off the cliff, they could just stop the one man from doing it. No, it's like weird. Isn't it? Rube Goldberg like, I don't know, something's wrong here. There's 17,000 screws. All of the screw, I get the same time. Yeah, for fuck's sake. I've never seen a bridge that had lights on it, like red and green lights, like traffic lights in the middle of it. I've never seen that. Well, if you're doing construction, you might have those set up. Oh, I guess for the construction. Yeah. Does anyone ever cut their finger and like lick it? Because I've never done that. I just, they do it in the movies, but I don't... Apparently it isn't, like this is actual like medical backing for that, right? Like to immediately do that. And it's something that we inherently want to do or something. Oh my God. Yeah. I mean, I don't need my boogers, but apparently a lot of fucking people do that. Yeah. That's all. This bridge was not made very well. You got a problem here. We're going to need a bigger crew. We talk about death as a character getting frustrated a lot of the time and everything, but imagine... Oh my God. How would you get out of the bus seeing that shit? I would like to be honking on my way down. She's so dead. Oh, shit. She's so dead. Why would that... Why is that the place he would go? That's a good question. Oh no. I changed up. Oh, God. Oh, I'm pretty. I mean, not like you would survive hitting the water like that anyway, but okay. Yeah, but it's cool. Get away from the edge. I think my chance is... What the fuck? This cool guy. What an idiot. Wait, are they realizing he's in there now? They're like, oh, shit. Yeah. Okay, bye. That's funny. I don't know how they would have realized. Somebody's agent is dead. She'll be fine. Oh, she's out. She's out. She's out. She's out. She's out of the way. I don't know. I can't see without my glasses. My glasses. Oh no. The music is horrendous. It's going to get bridged. Oh, shit. The music is aggressively horrendous. Have we felt that way in any of the other films? It's so bad in this one. You have to get to a point. We're just like, what the fuck? What? Wait, what? What is the scenario? If she falls, wolves are going to eat her. Oh no. They're river wolves. Lol. My glasses. Her whole vision is fine. Get moving. You can see. You can see. You're not blind. Come on. Let's go. Oh god. I think it's a nice color in shape. Yeah. It's so blurry though. Oh, wait, shit. Why send the blind one next? Oh, fuck. Just fall if you're going to fall. Come on, other people. Don't worry. The river looks blurry. Do it. Use your chain. Dude, it would be great if they showed sharks just biting. Just keep moving. What are you doing? Just keep moving. Just the river wolves. This is clear where you dream and get over it. Bye-bye. So you just got teleported around different parts. Will something fall on her? Oh, she's fine. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Something's going to fall on her. There you go, there you go. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, fucking car. No. Oh, no. A blurry car killed her. Oh, shit. That's very cool. That's such a what the fuck moment like. He's been sitting here ogling all the deaths for a long time. Yeah. All right. This one. This one. I remember this one. She's now demonstrated that you can just pretty easily apparently survive a fall from that height into water. So I feel like that's what they should be going for. If you land properly, sure, maybe. The feet first. Asshole clenched. Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh, fuck. Oh, god. Oh, that was nasty. I feel bad for that guy. Oh, my god. Ow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Tom Cruise over here. This is Tom Cruise. This is own stunts. No. Oh, shit. You're going to make it, I'm sure of it. Well, the second guy. The second guy grabbing on should have just closed the railing to pull off. Wait, so old people. I'm guessing people are as old. That looks good. This bridge sucks. Water effects aren't that good, but the bridge part was pretty good. That's awful. I'm giving this bridge a low score on it. Jimmy. Asshole. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. He reminds me of Vinny from F&D films. That's the face that I get. Mom, it's basically a ladder. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, that looks great. How? How? Oh, no. They wouldn't have had the force to do it. Oh, look. Look at that. Oh, god. Oh, that thing. Oh, really? Come on. That was not that heavy. It's a light wave. It would have reached you in like one hour. He would have had a bruise. He might fall off, but like... Oh, that's great. Maybe they sharpened him from construction. Mount Destination Universe, everything is hyper sharp. God is punishing you for tasting blood. Or maybe human bodies are just jello. Could be. In this universe, everybody is super fragile. Nobody is boned. The bridge is going to collapse. We're all going to die. What the hell is going on? We're all going to die. You know, and I just want to see a scenario where the guy just leaves and warrants nobody. All he needed was his own bloody finger, which was like his own fault, you know? I suppose they'll be fine because... More like destruction. As long as he makes them break, then they'll see the con edge and get out of it earlier, right? This is a major liability issue. If something happens to them, it's on us. You get that? Why are you in this? Wait, so is he a teacher? Because he needed a sweet, sweet picture. Well, no, this is a company, right? So he's like the boss, like what's the big boss? Oh, I thought you... Yeah, hope whatever is happening here. I don't mean to, I have no idea what the nature of this trip is. I think it's a business retreat. He basically did leave. He was like, hey, it's going to collapse. See ya. He didn't even try it. Like he just snapped. What's going on? What the hell is going on? What are you wearing? You're wearing like a semi-pulled up long sleeve blue shirt. Oh, wow. This is like the first movie where the timing follows. Pretty much, yeah. Oh, yeah, because there wasn't that line. Oh, he's on the bus! Get on the bus! Get on the bus! I mean, to be fair, would it be safe and say this is better than four or three already? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending how you're judging it. Yeah, I think some of the deaths in this scenario were fine, some of them. If we're judging purely by opening scenes, then there's a debate, because four or three really sucks, for sure. I think this is better than those two. I think so too. And it feels like the causal... They all look pretty cute. And it's also more realistic than being at like a racetrack and all the cars crashing into it. The cars just flip out and crash into the audience. And the whole stadium collapses. Aye. Well, bridges are pretty safe. Tony Todd lost a lot of work. I think so, yeah, like they're in... A lot of people have... I presume they're in the United States of America. A lot of people have fears of bridges, including myself, though. So this is... All of you can count this count. They're a lot different. I'm going to go... I'm going to go with some more of this for Halloween. Last week, you volunteered to go with some bridges. Oh, it's a bridge. A spooky bridge. Are you scared of Jeff Bridges? A little googly eye on yourself at a bridge. Have you ever watched the bridge? Madison County. Bridges. Bridges of Terabithia. Yeah. How many other bridge movies are there? There's one over the river. It's not a rich genre. It's an untapped market, I think. An occurrence at Oak Creek Bridge. I was thinking about the way as well. Bridges of Spies. Spies of Bridges. Bridges of Jones' Diary. That counts. I swear I recognize... Do you play the game bridge with your friends? Yeah. Sam Bridges. You know how death gets... We thought he was getting frustrated, like he's personified. Imagine every time you create the most elaborate scene that someone fucks them up, like with their little vision. Like how frustrated his existence must be. Every time he creates the big ones. He's like, well... Just was playing. Yeah, he was like in that 9-11. When I showed that one my boss, he's gonna so fuck me, fuck it, so impressed. Well, yeah, and he's looking around, and someone goes, everyone's gonna die, and he's like, oh, really, again? Who's doing this? I feel like it'd be fun to get little animations of the death character for these videos. Francis came back with the analysis. We're chalking up the high winds and structural damage from the road construction. High winds brought down a bridge. Damn, that was like a tornado. Fucking bridge collapsed. Why was windy? Oh, okay. That explains everything. When they built the bridge, they didn't expect to have people on it. They didn't know that it would have wind. Or wind. Yeah, wind, people, these were unexpected factors. It was just to look at. They shouldn't have been on it. It's just not really windy in this area, usually. 86 people. It should have been 180, right? It was the 180 reference. Come on. Now, I had 190 on the RTV script. Well, it's the significance of the number 180 to death, because like, you know, the flight, sure, I get there's a flight 180, but it's just like... Is it just referencing the flight every time? Was the flight the first time that lots of people died? It's how many degrees you turn after playing the Xbox 360 before you walk away. Did we do the funeral scene for the first, third, and fifth? Did they do it in the second one? Did they do it in the fourth one? They did this funeral in the fourth one. Remember, the race guy was there. Where's your place to the glasses? The second one didn't have a funeral, though. Why is Titlady replaced her glasses? Well, because... This is her nice glasses. These are funeral glasses. That guy sometimes... You know the Christian Bale Tom Cruise guy? He reminds me of Dave Franco sometimes. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, Dave Franco. That's a really good answer. Is he the rollback of actors? You just look at him and you're like, who do you see? It's all the people. There's a lot of other more talented people that you see. You can picture him in the head. I'm an actor, too, you know. I actually... Okay, that's fine. Yeah, keep telling yourself. Looking at him is just like a task to see what film. You should watch the next you look into his eyes, then you see an actor and it's like, Christian Bale, oh, I should watch Dark Knight, and that's how you make your decisions. Death. Doesn't like to be cheated. Excuse me? Doesn't like to be... What's that supposed to mean? I don't know where his evil is. Is he literally death? Is he death liaison? Maybe he's like the God character, you know? Maybe he's always trying to warn them and he's trying to save them the whole movie. But he always stands up with a smile on his face, you know? He doesn't mind what the outcome is. That's who fucking Walmart Tom Cruise reminds me of. Polkadot man. How many actors are we gonna make? I don't know of it. Yeah, I see that. I remember it just the eyebrows, if anything. That's four people now? Nice. This is an exquisite tri-air. Oh, no. That was killing me the whole time so I was trying to figure out who. Very dangerous. Lots of sharp objects, hot objects, poisonous. Those are like legit dangerous. Yeah. They were like, um... Just Tony Todd. Travel to all these locations just to tell people about death. Well, yeah, that's what I'm imagining. It's just like Tony Todd's character spends just his entire life standing outside funerals and waiting for people to go outside and him just going, Death. And that's it. That's how he spends his time. So it was flat. No flavor. Do they want something else? Yeah. Good shot. Okay, then tell the waiter. Let me taste it. It's raw! In your skin, raw! Shit! The costume here is an asshole. I'm French. I am a chef. How often did that show? It was like, was this fresh? It was fresh when I froze it. It's like one of the most repetitive shows ever. Fresh frozen. It's fresh frozen. Fresh frozen. Yeah. Yeah. You mind if I come in? You mind if we walk in the rain under this umbrella? Like, oh, it's almost fascinating as a format because it's just like, come on, just kill him. Like, there's no point. Get it over with! The little scenes where they talk about like, oh man, doesn't this suck that someone dies? It's like, get on, come on. We gotta fill time. Lightning strike him now. They can explode. And then she chokes on his flesh. It's already like a third of the way through. Have his umbrella go down his throat. I don't care about your life as a chef or your girlfriend. To me, you are only a vessel by which to deliver death. We're like patrons at the Colosseum. We're just like, you're only here to die for our amusement. Death is just the most popular. Most gladiators didn't die. Thank you. Thank you. So it's just like, it's the Colosseum, but instead of them fighting a battle or another gladiator or something, they're just, yeah, there's loads of scissors in the Colosseum and knives and cloths. They just run with scissors in the Colosseum in a circle in the last one alive wins. It is kind of irritating that the whole sequences of the movies where they pretend that these are characters with stories, it's like just done out of obligation to make it technically a movie kind of. Yeah. That's what it sounds like. Otherwise you're just releasing a short film. It has to be the vehicle by which they can justify showing the horrible death scenes. That's the only reason they do it. Obligatory romance, obligatory character development. Like nobody gives a shit about these people. How many times have we done like the guy and girl protagonists who will, they won't, they may be, maybe not sort of the relationship while they try and stop everyone from dying. So that's been in the checklist. We've just passed the Engle people. Yeah, that was in one, two, three. Was that in four? I've already completely forgotten four. That was his girlfriend, remember? So it wasn't, it was... It wasn't a will, they won't they? That was just a will. Yeah, it was just the will. It was just that they already have. It's like the easy button for trying to generate drama. They're in a relationship. There's nothing else that we could do. There's no other thing that someone can care about. It's not, it's so relatable because people like relationships. I've heard of a cowboy man significantly more than any other character in these films. And he had like one more to dial up. I care about racist. The racist and cowboy man would talk to you. And the MILF, or MILF's mom, whatever the fucking casting names are. Yeah. MILF's mom, that would be, that would be grandma. Guilf. I am MILF. Right, that would be Guilf. She's married to Dilf. Having now watched the other films very recently, all I'm going to say is, I do not have memories of characters. I have memories of death sequences. I have memories of set pieces for deaths to take place. I don't know who is in what movie, right? I don't know what your goals or motivations are. I just know, oh, this is a place where people died. They all bleed together with the made guy, made girl scripts because like they just, they're all the fucking same. But also, shoot, I'm very invested in your reactions to this scene. I'm impressed that you know that there's a scene happening right now. Well, he's telling her why she's here, so that we, as the audience, also know why she's here. Well, she loves it out there. Eagle-eyed viewers out there will remember she was the first one that died. Oh, yeah, thank you. She's going to tie in a freak gymnast's accident. Well, I have, I have hopes for this scene, actually. I'm like, the father station sucks, but yeah. No, don't put the industrial paper shredder next to the practicing gymnast. Oh, no. Oh, no, the law of the pit. Who ordered this bucket of cactuses? Why would you put that there? You don't die, you fall on the crash mats provided. Well, he used to like do similar stuff to this, not this specifically, but... It would be so easy to parody these movies. You just have like an albinist music behind the shot of just like a pen. Hell, yeah, he presses on and the fan starts. It was just turned off. Just a pen. Oh, no water. What are you going to grab the pen? A guy grabs the pen and just dies. Is that right? The guy walks in like, oh, please, albinist music. This guy. All of these movies are just advertisements for OSHA. Guy like, get your broken glass. So like, okay, so many of these things are just so incredibly dangerous that it's like, okay, if this girl wasn't on death's list right now and she died in the earlier bus accident, this would kill somebody else probably, maybe, right? Like somebody else would it like... I think we're supposed to believe the death gives it the nudge, you know? Yeah, this is only happening because she's supposed to die. None of this would have happened if it didn't shoot. Lucky rubber, man. The rubber band snapped and then it got darker. Hey, we all have a lucky rubber medal. You gotta love like death is fucking with her in that way. And then she goes, I'm going home a little bit scared. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't go home. No water and electricity. No water and electricity. No, water and electricity. That's five for five folks. You're supposed to put the water in there. That's plastic. Well, it's not water and electricity yet. It's no yet. Is that actually going to happen? Well, remember, they're going to fucking catapult her across the room. Oh, shit. They baited it in Finalization 4 and it didn't go anywhere. No, Finalization 2 they baited it. Oh my god. Wow, that is the fucking aggressive fan. Look at it go. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh wow, the momentum on that thing just completely stopped. Perfect. Oh no, a quiet place. Jeff is like, come on, what the fuck? I wanted to actually step on it and just be like, how? That kind of hurt. Yeah, they needed to make that a lot longer and sharper. For it to be creepy, right? This is funny. They need to add these sound effects to all Olympic gymnastics events. No music. That screw was irrelevant. You didn't get screwed there. Fake out. See, either it was a fake out or death is like, come on. Get it with the water. Come on, this is the one now. That's not a well-insulated wire. That's irresponsible. They're all like, all the death gods are like at a horse racing event, like place and bets like, come on, come on. So they see it, right? They see the puddle with the electric. I think she just happened to drop her towel because she didn't need it anymore. Time for me to drop my towel and walk on it. Right here. It's where she puts it on the floor. More squeakies. Is it someone else going to step on the? Is death just going to look for like collateral? I guess death doesn't mind. They'll take out a bridge. Also, I don't know. I'm not like an Olympian or anything, but you'd think that they would be looking where their feet are landing. You'd think that they would have come my sight, right? No. Otherwise, just close your eyes the entire time. You'll get more points. This is either going to be the most amazing death scene or like something incredibly stupid. I'm curious. I'll wait for you guys to see what you think. Everyone is coming. It's coming. Do you think these are the real actresses doing the... Oh no. Amusing. What the fuck? Okay. She goes. That length race could make any sense, but okay. That was amazing. I don't think that's how it works, but... That was her fault. Yeah, the land. Why would you land in those kind of weather conditions? She got like... Oh no. She got pocket-sanded and it killed her. And they also made it so that she like jumped off far away from the crash mat. She like made it somehow like to the forward. That's super high up. Yeah. That was her that did a lot of work. That was no deal. She swung off a board and two feet off the ground, broke every road. It's a fucking sight came out. Was the water and electricity in that at all or did I miss something? No, the water and electricity was no. It was irrelevant. That had nothing to do with anything. Well, that was the fan and so the fan kept going. The leak was irrelevant. Which by the way, I want to know how many irrelevant leaks there have been in Final Destination as a whole now. Get a little red here. You had a rare bone disease. Dude, I love that. My bone is fucking stuck. I love that. What have we done? I'm going to go back and watch that again. That was awesome. I mean, I think already the deaths are way better than the last two. Really? What? You think that helped class the racist death? The racist death was an odd one. Racist death was top fucking tier. I'm not willing to place this one far away from the other two just yet. I think it was the racist death. Was that the outlier of that movie? I think so. It was the highlight of the entire series. I think that was one of the stupidest deaths in the series so far. That's the problem. We're going with different metrics here, I guess, because you know what? She was chewed up by the escalator gears. That was, you know, CJ wasn't fantastic, but I mean, yeah. I think the racist death was a moment where it was like, okay, it's celebrating its own stupidity just a bit. You know? Yeah, because it didn't make that much sense. That's kind of nice to see in the series. Like, him exploding in that scenario. I can't believe you guys are discussing this. I'm having this fucking hilarious. I just can't. I'm still out of breath. We're literally discussing the hilarity of the deaths. What do you mean? We're on top. I could barely talk. Still, like, this is fucking great. Don't worry. I'm sure it won't take too long before we get the next one. Dude, a fucking spy came out of her bag. That's, well, where else is it going to come out of? You know what's crazy is just think about it. Like, if this were the first film, then we might not have a franchise, right? Because the first film was the first movie to do it in concept. And that helped propel it. And that helped, like, soften the edges, I guess. But I don't know if this would have the same success, even if it were the first one to do it. Like, I don't think this would connect with people in the same way. This would just be a B movie, you know? Would you mean, like, the absurdity of it would overshadow any kind of relatability? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't think this works as well as a film, as, like, a standalone. This works, but, I mean, it doesn't really work. But people see it because it's attached to the greater franchise, right? So... Well, that's a phenomenon that we're dealing with. That's all they've been doing is... Well, of all the ones that came after, the second one was the only one that kind of tried to be a movie. Yeah, the second one did try to be a movie with the benefit of hindsight. That's all it came afterward. I mean, there's just a clear quality difference. When you, once you hit that third movie, you're like, we're in a new era. Yeah, there's a line between two and three, I'd say. New generation. All right. I mean, one tried to connect. Yeah, there we go. What are you trying to... How hard? Why would you do that? She's so hard to look at. People are made of jelly in these movies. Everyone's looking around blood. How hard were you grabbing at those pins in a world where people are made of jelly? Who holds a six-pack like that? Okay, turn it 90 degrees. Man, what are you doing up here? Can't take it off the factory floor, man. Roy's driving crazy. You know this is the white floor? Oh, man, I just don't care. Who's in the down? The Caucasian floor. Where'd you get these? Stolen. Agroist truck. Wow. Really? Black choke. Fevery. Who the fuck sees a six-pack and goes, where did you get this? You can't afford these. I got it at the store. I exchanged the green paper for it. I got it at the bean factory. I don't know. We're sad about a death. Let's all get your... Oh, shit. He's... Was he next? He was, wasn't he? And cheese. Tingle mom was. I gave him the green white man-head paper. Minions bar. He has the kind of face that you would cast to play like a cock. Yeah, my wife's fucking Tyrone right now. I'm recording it. Don't worry. I'm saving it for later. Who's my girl, Kimber? Amber. Yes, that's what I said. What the fuck is going on? I don't know. Please turn off all cell phones. Oh. He turns it off like he's talking. I mean, he's not gone in yet, and they must have a reception phone, right? Sorry about that. My, uh, sister tends to get a little chatty sometimes. What are they implying? I don't know. You called her though. He sleeps around. Tell me about stress relief. Wait, they're making the... Hey, you're here for sex. The one that Jay points out looks like a cock is like the pussy-hound in this film. Is that what they're doing? It is a weird casting. This is a family opportunity. You're Asian. You're not speaking English. Give me dick rub. Give me anything. Yeah, I think they cast him as just the creep. They have one of them in a lot of these movies, don't they? The pervy boy. He is really... He is shockingly confident. For a cock. For a cock. Yum, yum, dim sum. Jesus. Oh my God. Sorry, buddy, but you got to die at this point. You're going to say those words out loud and not just in your head. Yeah. All right, you got to go now. No surprise. You're going to explain those words? Slow down on the rice cakes. Food is going to fall on his head, isn't it? I hope you're shocked. Oh, yeah. And then he'll be like, oh no, rice cakes. It is fun when the final destination franchise recognizes like, okay, we're going to build this person up so that you want them to die. Yeah. We're going to make them the most irritating character where you're all cheering for their death. But they always die like a painless day. You know, for a fact, the death is in this room. Like, should I? Do you want me to? I can. She just takes out a hat pin and stabs him on the wrong way. They're a little lady. Yeah. Yeah, she just kills him. It's one off the wrong way. Oh, it's a grandma. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. Do you come with subtitles? Oh my God. Wow. Subtitles immediately pop out. I know. I love it. That fucking fourth wall. Nice. That's okay. That's okay. I'm all right. I'm all right. This is death. This is death in human form. I was going to say this. Are you going to just have a massage therapy place and then start doing chiropractic? Death is some old Chinese woman the whole time. What is happening? Oh my God. There's a little fucking noise inside. Yeah. There's like a polka dot all over again. It's an out of place scene in this otherwise not so silly film or not so intentionally silly film. This one's for the last. I'm going to say here and drink the drinks with you. Oh no. She's going to do something. She's going to get a giant glass spider on her face. I like how there's a roller coaster photo too. I genuinely don't understand how many people I see in this man. It doesn't end. That was a great sentence. I can't understand how many people I see in this man. Dude. I know. Dave Franco is the closest one. Yeah. I feel like I keep seeing Dave Franco. There's a lot of Dave. What about Oscar Eisen? Not a Davey. I didn't know what events are said about. I just didn't see that. What about Danny DeVito? Oh yeah. What about Gordon Ramsay? What about Daniel Jackson? What about Patrick Stewart? But what about Eddie Murphy? He said Santa Jackson. I think it's the black guy. Channing Kate? Call me. Why is there a cop investigating this shit? She just flew off the bar. Yeah, this isn't complicated. Pretty sure death did. Surely you told me what you wanted to see. This is a formality though. Dude, you want to get like a doctor investigating it more than anything. It's like maybe he's like who sabotaged this woman's bones. Someone pissed on my bald head. Dude, you noticed like this movie's. But that had nothing to do with it. What do you realize? The leak had nothing to do with it, right? Did the leak influence this? It's just possible with it. I just realized what these films are missing. You need a consistent detective character who's been following all the movies. Oh yeah. And he's just like a final destination meet-up. Oh, yeah. Have you noticed that this movie is like taking one moment to do this stuff again? I know what's going to happen. All right, my prediction is she's going to put all the needles in him, the table's going to collapse, and he's going to fall face down on the floor and they're all going to go into him. Oh, that'd be so lame. Would it be? Yes. We even die from it. Well, what? They're like really thin needles. What death do you guys want for him? What would be the death you'd want in this scenario? He dies of penis. He dies because he gets an erection and his penis is so big the loss of blood kills him. It'll vibrate the pain. That's how it really means to go around. It was his first erection. She should just kill him. That would be my prediction. If she just intentionally murders him. Ah, damn. That would be the only satisfying death here. 30 minutes. I just want her to kill him. Now she doesn't speak English the whole time. Because that's all she knows. Some people are just assholes. That's all she knows. All she knows is 30 minutes. He's asleep. It's gotten her out of a lot of bad places. Those handles. Oh, maybe. Maybe fire. Maybe he bends. They don't seem that consistent. Those needles, it seems like they cut it public, but I don't know enough of a acupuncture. I wouldn't want to pretend. I think they just found an Asian lady. I just like poking white boys. I like poking white boys. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I like poking white boys. That smoke was delayed. All right. I guess it hit the alcohol is what it did. Hit like the alcohol. He can get up. Fire. Yeah, you can't get up. The needles paralyze him or something. Because that's how that works. What? He's paralyzed from the needles? I don't know. Why are they trying to communicate? He could literally go up. Is he just like an accept death right now? I don't know what they're trying to communicate. Oh, you were right. This is so silly. He's not dead, though. You did a really bad job. Oh, yeah. You know what? They did what I'd expect them to do. They didn't just go in and kill him. They've bent. That was really lame. Yeah. Well, he's not dead. He's going to have something else happen. He's going to go. Yeah, there you go. Oh, this is like the most cringe. That's just been a dick here. This is the worst physical cringe I've ever seen. This music. My beautiful, madly body. Don't pull him out now. How about you leave the fire room? Get out of the fire room. Oh my god. Damn, those were not that thick. Jesus. My man, the room is on fire. He's going to fall all out right now. He's going to fall all out. Dude, how pathetic is he through, though? Oh, someone's calling me. Dude. Get out. Get out. I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh, damn. Open the door right there. Oh, god. I don't want you to get satisfied. And of course, right there. Leave the room. You're not set yet. Leave the fire room. Okay. I don't want it. Every Buddha statue. I'm proud of the cast here. The desk completely predicted. Motherfuckers. Who knows where Ben is. You guys got everything. It's funny because he commented on Buddha earlier and he said he needed to lose weight and then it says weight that killed him. Ha ha. That's a good script, right? He wasn't that heavy. Fucking hell. Our collective predictive capabilities because we gathered enough final destination knowledge we were able to. Yeah. All right. How heavy would that have to be for that result? Very, very. Very, very. Like the most weight dense material ever created on the entire planet, right? Maybe more. It's like faster. It's so dense. It's killed your internet connection. The gravity is sucking the megabytes through. What we're missing right now is that detective to show up and then everyone to be like, what the fuck's going on? Then that detective's like, this was death. This was death that did this. You look good. I figured it out. I'm trying to arrest death. Why is he following now? That would be great. The final failure of Warehouse. And he's like, he knows death is in the Warehouse and he's got a gun. And he's like, I'm going to get your death. Why are you following us? I'm following shit. Who are you? You follow me. That death turns his bones into jelly and he steps wrong and all of his bones shatter. What are you doing? A job. A job. He's got a cool voice. Oh, no, he missed the coroner. He's got the coroner. What's happening to us? And don't be vague. But make sure you think I know anything. You won't. Come on. She said death didn't like to be cheated. It's just that I've seen this. I've seen all four. I've seen one. I've seen two. It's basically the same plot. Shorted death. So you let death have somebody else in your place and then you take their spot in the realm of the living all the days and years. Oh, is that a new rule? Wow. We're on the fifth one and we're adding rules. Sorry, what was the rule? I wasn't. Someone has to take the place, essentially. Just take your place. They have to kill people? Take your place in the circle of life. Dude, just some random guy was like, Start killing people. You sound like the grave mine didn't hear anything. Kill them all. You sound like the oracles from Jack and Daxter. They do sound like the oracles. Destroy my enemies. Those creatures you call the metalheads. The next time you'll see me, I'm deep, deep faked in a really shitty reboot. Coming after the rest of this. When I had that vision or premonition or whatever. Okay, can you split ears? I got you across before the bridge collapsed. You survived. You saved her? Why? Because you decided that she deserved to live more than the rest of us? What the fuck insurance is that, my dude? Look, it's your fault. Absurd irrational characters. Not during the Kool-Aid, are you? They make the world go round. They make the world consistently irrational and they have like the things that they offer that they always get wrong. I like those characters. Do you like this guy? Insistently, the black guy is the skeptical one. That's his character. You're right. You're right, actually. I just realized that. They're just remaking the movie. She didn't die in my premonition. She got across the thing. He goes from there to, wow, so you decided she was allowed to live? Okay. Guys, get ready. What? Oh, Lysik. I remember the... No, I said it was two that I was very much... I remembered. This would be the other one. No, no, no. You have to keep your eyes glued on the screen. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No. Dude, this is the final challenge. All right, dude. I'm coming over. Oh, my gosh. Hold your eyes open. Nope. I trauma horror is really... It really shocks me. I can't do it. Oh, dammit. Okay. Do they actually do that? They donate the glasses because they... Because this isn't permanent, right? I guess they're like, hey, hey. That's not laser eye surgery. It was permanent. No, it only lasts for X amount of years and you have to get it again. Oh, okay. Yeah, but theoretically... I don't know what to do about eye surgery. Oh, I mean, that's what put me off it. I was just like, wait, it's not permanent, so I have to keep getting laser eye surgery? I'll have to look it up. Well, maybe it's gotten better since I looked into it. I don't know. I would like to point out, we were shown that set piece of the restaurant kitchen. Are they ever going to do anything with that in this movie, or are we done with that? What was that? There was like hot oil board and tariff board. It's just lasers, woman. Geez. Oh, so how's lasers in your eyes? I'm just trying to figure out how laser eye surgery can go so wrong you die. Really? In the same way that the tanning bed can go wrong, the tanning bed gives you the answer. Your brain is right in my eyes. Okay, the tanning bed one was bullshit, though. Exactly. That's your answer. The same way. They make it look so stressed. Holy shit. Yeah, that's the music. What if when you went to a LASIK eye place, they were playing this music? They were playing the same clips from Clockwork Orange, just a bunch of Hitler shit. Hey. Hey, they've had you low. Oh, nice. You're killing the most important character. What was that? Just relax, Olivia. Dotty. So how long have you had your eyes? I like eyeball imagery. I like it. You know, you have a bad movie like this, something striking about it, yeah. Eyes are pretty cool. I'm going to say it. Yeah. Hold on. You're leaving? They communicate emotion. They do. They're the windows to the soul. Oh, no. It's farting. Oh, where's the electricity going to come from? Oh, my God. He's fucking kidding me. Yeah, you're not supposed to put water on the electrical outlet. Yeah. Stop it. Man, it's like the one thing. I love the fucking writers for this shit. Well, they're like, okay, so the next step. You know how electrical water shouldn't go together? Yeah. There's electricity everywhere. He's on an outlet. Oh, no, the laser coolant is not working. Let me just leave you here for a while. The laser coolant. No, they need that to cool down the lasers. I was going to say, the laser will be real hot. Mega watts. Oh, no. You shouldn't set it to broil. Well, it's fine because you can't activate the laser. Uh-oh. No. Nope. No, man. She doesn't know what the controller does or is, right? Yeah. What are you? What's your deal? If you're really that going to be your fault, right? Take the thing off your eyes. What are you doing? That's not okay. It's ready. Put your hand in front. There you go. Body's not paralyzed. Olivia Castle, where is she? She might be in danger. No, no, no. She's fine. We do this kind of procedure. She's fine. Yeah, it's automatic and a doctor doesn't need to be there or observes or anything. There's no one observes this ever. We leave it. Do other cooler things. Really? No, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, there it is, the eye. Beautiful. That couldn't be more unsatisfying for the setup. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Ew. Yummy. Yeah, that's the one that I remember from this movie. I feel like they should have taken more advantage of lasering the eye. We only saw like one significant shot of it, you know? Yeah. Yeah, cowards, honestly. Well, I mean, we got, because we saw the laser in the eye, then she ripped the thing out of her eye and tore the eyelid and then burned her hand and then more of the eye. Yeah, I mean, but think about the sunbed scene. We had so many shots of just all the levels of pain. You think of like Dead Space 2 with the needle in the eye, right? Yeah. You've got to really up the eye. Yeah, like really up the eye. Leave her there for like 10 minutes. Yeah, even being a fucking hole through a skull and she's still alive screaming. It is a ridiculous cop-out for her to just fall out of the window. You didn't have to have your eye burned out. You died from falling. So to answer the question, how can laser eye surgery go so wrong you die? It's like a hole out of a window. If you fall out of a window, it's all through it. If you fall out of the window. Yeah, the thing that goes for the wrong is that somebody leaves their fucking water cup on top of a water cooler and then it hits the electrical outlet, which destroys another electrical outlet. Destroys the laser cooler. Yeah, it's like 15 degrees higher than it should be or something and then it starts to button and activated by accident. The movie's nearly fucking over. I know, the movie is flying. You have to remember that like every Lasik clinic has glass made out of sugar glass. So you have to be careful, right? Dude, this movie, you're right. This movie is flying. It's not normal. It's flying. Yeah, yeah. Like we are... Like we are now in. And I don't know who these people are at all. Well, that guy's name is John. She's Sarah. I don't know who our main character was in the first movie. I, dude, I feel like that first movie is like definitely better than the rest of them. Oh yeah, we agreed on that. If you care about characters, yes. Which I typically do. This guy is, this guy is, he's seen through the mist. I didn't care about them enough. He's detecting the, the deathness. I'm curious if you guys have noticed anything interesting. Very vague, but anything just interesting about this place. This place? Not this specific place, just the whole place that this story is. Earth? Yeah. Have you noticed anything? People are very fragile and weird and strange. They seem kind of placed. That seems a little like, hmm. Like, are you talking about this universe? Like, what do you mean? I was going to say, I would guess, but I have no idea what you're aiming for. Like, we need more clues. I don't want to, I have no idea what you're talking about. No, because I don't want to. It's like if I said to you, if you noticed anything, this is like, well, maybe. I'm just asking you if there's anything that she had where you're like, nah, that's nothing. And then if you get asked the question, I'm like, oh. I don't even know what category you're on. Yeah, exactly. I'm just asking you if there's anything about this movie. It's like, yes. Oh, yeah. The color palette. Is that what you mean? Like, what do you mean? This was a failed experiment. I'll try again. Can you see anything here that's like a little, hmm. Little size. He's going to die in a horrific cereal. Oh, it's Roy. He's going to die in a horrific cereal. Is that what I said? He's going to die in a horrible security monitoring accident. You know what we need? The whole movie, whatever the death is, it needs to end with him fucking slipping on something and falling out a window. That just needs to be the end of every single one. Roy, would you come up to the control room, please? Uh-oh, Roy. That's the boss. You in trouble, Roy. He looks too much like racist from the other movie. We need to talk, Roy. You shouldn't leave those spikes there. Oh, it seemed unnecessarily spicy. Roy, you always leave your spikes out. What the fuck? I'm just realizing that the place I work is dangerous. You cut my hours. Which means you cut my pay. I cut everyone's hours, okay? Kill him. Roy. My horrible next life needs to be taken 50%. So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Oh, is Roy going to die instead of him, and it saves his life? Oh. He's going to kill me. Roy is death personified. How does he know that was going to happen? So if Roy dies here, I would say that this looked like it was just going to happen this way. Anyway. You okay down there? Oh. Oh. Wait, what? Oh, yeah. Because what the fuck was that? I'm trying to trace the spike. What a long hook. Fucking hell. That is a really long hook. I don't think I should count though, because he just didn't even seem to... What else was going to happen? You know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe the hook would have landed on him. It didn't look like that, though. I don't know. I think the film was going for the idea that Roy died instead of our guy here. So. Yes. Kill doesn't kill you. Obviously, you've never met my in-laws. Is that a comedian? Is that a career comedian? I could tell. He's also next. I'm just really curious about the mystery box you've set up now. I just want them to zoom in on the pens on the table and play ominous music. Do it. It's not really my mystery box. It's the film's... Wow. It's not really a mystery box at all. Let's... Yeah. Canonically, I'm imagining... You just added more mystery to the mystery box. I don't even know if it's a mystery box. I have. Maybe that was my plan. Your mystery box runneth over. That'd be interesting for me. The world would be very disappointed in you. I don't think you will, actually, because it's kind of interesting. You're playing with fire there and declaring your own observation interesting. The ego on this land. That is an oddly-shame hook. Yeah. Do hooks usually end in a spike? I don't know. Yeah, they're not that long. Holy shit. They're for hooking. It would make it much harder to unhook, which you're also supposed to be able to. We came here down to the factory once we heard that your co-worker died. Wait a minute. The only person that doesn't die in the horror movie is the black guy. What's going on? They're bucking all the trends. You want a refund? Kind of. I came here for when I'm still upset that the racist died. I want my money back, damn it. Was that your spirit animal? What is with this guy? He's going to become a murderer person. No, you didn't. You tried to save him. Imagine one of the workers is listening to these people talk. He's like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Imagine someone dies. Imagine you just have like a fucking traumatic instance where you see someone die in a horrific way and then some dude comes up to you and starts going, oh, you think you killed him? Oh, you must have traded death. I didn't even see that. That's how quick that was. Oh, shit, he says. I know. Look at that. Oh, ew. I don't get out of the danger zone. That was a way quicker death than his original death, so maybe that's a good thing. It's an upgrade. That pissed me off. That was a better death than I was going to go out like that than the tar in the face. Imagine there was just a detective or a policeman there when they said, you killed him? And he's like, I guess I did. The policeman just goes, oh, I mean, okay. Just grabs the handcuffs like, well, maybe it doesn't want me to die. Oh, all right. We can't live our lives in fear, Mal. He's trying to piece these shenanigans together just like we are. So what if it happens to him? Fuck, I'm not mad. Again, another opportunity in their invent new rules. I don't know what to tell you. That detective character could have seen all the movies and he constantly comments on the contradictions of the stupid nature of death. This is like, don't be so fushed. Notice, like, this film really has not referenced the other films at all. Oh, wait, no, that guy in the center. Like, I've seen this. Yeah, Tony Taj is one of the most referencing movies. He was like, I've seen this. The other ones, like, very explicitly reference what happened to the other films. If this ends where we're going on a ski lift, 10 out of 10. Oh, no, we're stuck on the ski lift. Oh, dream. And there are wolves at the bottom. He jumps off the big infectious legs. So if you come to work, you don't use the front entrance to just walk in. Maybe not in America, but in final destination. Use the employee entrance in the back. Much like the other character. Yeah, well, it's fine because he's not next in line. So how about you just don't go to work and live a freeloader? Oh, is that the thing where you can like throw a knife at a wall and it magnetizes and stuff that he's looking at? Shaske to look cool when they use that. I don't think he's going to die by that tiny ass meat grind. What are you doing, buddy? Safety is important in kitchens. Do not spill oil on the floor. I will say the 3D in this is a little bit less than the previous one. Yeah, they forgot that they sold it in the previous one. This is so forwinous, I think. Yeah. You unplugged the wrong thing. Yeah. This is like the first one in one of the movies, right? Like some guy being like extra cautious or... Oh, no. Well, no, in the first movie. In the first one. Yes. He did it in the cabin, yeah. Yeah, I feel like big. Yeah, he didn't go to work in this kitchen. This is the first scene that I feel like is actually working for you on the level they want it to. It's like, oh, everything in this kitchen has got me extra paranoid because it's like an environment full of stuff that's designed to slice meat. And that's what I'm made of. Yeah. Yeah. Well, theoretically, that's like the tone you're supposed to be going for. That's what they did in like one and two at least, you know? Like for a bunch of the scenes, we're like, oh, is this going to happen? Is this going to happen? You're supposed to at least feel something, but for the past three films, like three films. There hasn't been much of that at all. Like the home depot scene at the time board, like there was none of that. Yeah, so you're right. They are bringing it back a little. What is, so I don't actually remember, I don't know what the payoff of the detective is going to be. He's just keeping it loud, everybody. He's just like, I'm pretty sure about something. So how's your French? Terrible. Good. Well, then we can be terrible together. That's like the internship. Sam, that's amazing. I think you said that he's amazing. He's going to die from kissing. Oh, no. What if they be jokes on the spit? What a creepy shot. Oh, evil. I have become evil now. What's up, bro? I have to kill you. You okay? So killing somebody who's also in line to be killed wouldn't work right because their life is full of it anyway. I don't know. The girlfriend, I like how I was like, yeah, trying to make sense of it. But the girlfriend didn't die, right? That's the- Yeah, as far, I mean, I wouldn't want to take that risk, you know. I wouldn't either. No, I'd go for someone I didn't know. Like- Well, go for Betty White. She's not dying anytime soon. No, she's going to be a life forever. Exactly. So if you kill her, you get to take that essence. Hey, Peter. Wait, is the environment here that we know he's going to try and kill who? That's why it's a stressful scene, or what? This is funny. This is very funny. Always such a whiner. Oh, hey, death. Yeah, well, that's like, oh, shit. I just want a troll face to fly by his death. It's just like, I'm coming. I'm going to get you. Oh, God. I just- You see all these candles? Yeah. You see the candles? Yeah. I was up all last night, you know, thinking about if I could really do it. Do I kill someone? Take someone else's life. You. Pulls out gun. Why is it that you deserve to live? Oh, my God. You don't. Oh, I actually, I was both. I do not remember any of this. I swear to God. No, take the gun. Yeah, me neither. Repeat. Shots fired. Requesting backup. It is. Hey, where were you? Come on, Detective Man. That was quick. Shots. Well, he's been stalking them because they're weird. Wow. It's the urgency of this. So they did this in the other final destination, where one of them wanted to kill the others. But they didn't really follow through on it at all. We have to take his gun, you fucking idiot. Yeah. And he clips him over the- I'm not going to let you- There's no point in killing him because he's- Yeah, you can't- And that's right. You're invincible. He can't kill them. He won't do anything. I guess you could just kill him anyway. I don't know. According to the second goal. No, the bullets would like, remember? Oh, yeah, because he's not next in line. Yeah, according to the second goal. He's a good goal. Yeah, the gun will jam or the bullets will be died. That's really amazing, actually. I don't want to die yet, either. Oh. Oh, that's fancy. Oh, really? That's not the heavy part of the knife. Why would it land like that? Have you seen these films before? Whatever. What is that? Why haven't you left? Why have you not left the kitchen? I didn't kill him. Why didn't he bubble if you did lose? Wait, now he's being dead. Now he's just going to make something by code. I like the idea of the death watching this. He's like, this is lame. Look at you just setting all the fires up. I'm way more intelligent than this. You see this movies about how, in a way, all of us are death. I am become death. I think five might be the best one since at least two. I think it's better than three and four, for sure. Yeah. Oh, Detective Man. Stop. Are you okay? He's dead. What's going on? He's dead. He's dead. He's ready to get shot. Three. How? That was the payoff for the detective. Oh, my God. Oh, okay. Yeah. Are you glad? I'm gonna run away. Well, you don't do that. You run. I guess he's over now. He's done it. He can leave now, right? I guess he killed someone. Yeah, he done it. It seems turning. It is a little cringe that he's so sure of this. You know? Yeah, he has no way of knowing it. I just picked a death. He's like, you know me. You have blocks life. You're safe now. Death is just like, you're right, but I'm going to kill you now just to make up, just so you don't get the satisfaction. I'm not going to spend the life I just earned in prison. You were just going to kill it. Then you just killed it. Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of scared. You guys also have a little bit of Onesia on anyone. Come on, dude. Oh, no. Oh, will it stop firing on itself? Oh, no. Fried gun. Stop it. See, because at this point, death could kill main character guy, but he's probably just like, no. How? Is it because he's dead? He's just watching. Death's like, oh, wait. If main character kills him, does he get his life? Stop it. Oh, no. Ow. Get the one filled with goo. What are you doing? No. Just cooking a gun actually make it go off. I could see that way. If the powder in the bullet goes off, then it'll go down the chamber. If it's in the chamber, I guess, right? Which it will be. If a bullet just goes off without this, out in the open, then it probably won't kill you. It'll create a little shrapnel. Just leave the bullet. You don't have to worry. I hate it when bony chicks do that. You know Dan? Well, he's just going to throw you off. This music sucks still. Yeah. Just reminding us the soundtrack-ish. Yeah, I will remind you. He's doing, he's bottle-logging. Bottle-logging. There you go. He's got his life now. Nice. That's 3D. That's 3D. Right. He's got his life. So it's over. She's not got hers, right? Well, so I'm assuming we don't know for sure if she actually dies or not in his vision. We don't fucking know what the hell is going on. How come nobody's trying to kill death? Oh, the gun's going to kill a lot of them. Oh, see the lights went off. I'm okay. It's gone. You killed him. He's going to shoot one of them and then we're going to get credits. Irrelevant. I mean, could fire another one. Please move. He is so short. I guess they looked at the gun, well, I guess they looked at the gun and the gun was just like in a position where it couldn't possibly Oh, no. I remember exactly what's happening here. I'm going to say it to be fair. I think frigging our first recording already mentioned what this scene is. Did you notice that all of the cars in this room were like from the late 90s and early 2000s? No, no. Did you? Wow. Get off. And the man's phone and the Chinese plane was a flip phone. Wait, I was about to say I'd have to just remember all the phones they were using, I guess. Maybe they're pre-cooled all cars. Not like flip phones were extinct in 2011 or anything, but... Well, no. No, no, no. We don't know if this takes place in 2011. This takes place in 1999, is it? Or 2000? Or 2000, I think, yeah. Yeah, I'm saying it wouldn't be unreasonable to have a flip phone if it were in 2011. Oh, so when Tony Todd said he's seen this happen a load of times, he's referring to a whole bunch of other prequels. Oh, yeah. Oh, god. He's confused. I mean, I feel like this is the cleverest thing. Oh, did I say it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so. I wonder. This is probably the cleverest thing they could have possibly done. How the fuck ever, in the real timeline, somebody said we're all gonna die and went off the plane. Why wouldn't they follow them if they've already seen the plane? Right? Oh, god. So, I'm saying they had a prep for the show. That would have happened. Well, they didn't hear him screaming they should have gotten off the plane. Well, he just witnessed a fight. Why wouldn't he be off the plane? They're arguing to us that they would have missed that part, I think. A kid had a panic attack and wanted off the plane. Said he had some kind of vision. Oh, I was sleeping. There you go. Oh, no. Oh, dang it. Really? Damn. Yeah, the death is just in the next seat. Like, he got to finally get you. I thought this was over, bitch. So, what are the rules? There are no rules. Oh, god. That is like, I got these old fuckers for now they're only new fuckers to deal with. Damn it. The new rule doesn't mean shit, then. Yes. That's so smart. He got them in the place. Oh, no. This doesn't look better than the first film, though. I agree. It still looks kind of dumb. You are not holding on to her. But this happened in the original one, right? There was a person holding on to... Did this... Or did we not remember? I don't think that they're supposed to be the same. I don't know. Okay, who knows. I can't remember. Oopsie. Oh, we're gonna end it. Green. There you go. I bet he smells dying. I thought that French food was dying. That's gonna crash into somewhere and kill more people. Oh, god. That's Roy. That's Roy's green hat. Look what they're doing. That was Roy's green hat. Oh, I was joking. Look at it. You could die. You know what? I'm actually getting the vibe that they wanted this to be the last one. It was like the full circle thing. Yeah. Roy was a good buy. Company did an autopsy for insurance purposes. Turns out Roy had a large blood vessel and his brain is so big he's about to burst. Oh, there you go. So the lives they've been taking off people's minds. That doesn't mean that it was... That doesn't mean it's for the best. So it's really good that you got impaled on a crane. Yeah. So what he's learning right now is he didn't... So he was supposed to die anyway, which is stupid because we're all going to fucking die. Like, oh, he was supposed to die. That was fun, dude. Literally every single person on the planet dies. Oh, we're gonna recant every death just for the fuck of it. It's the last one forever. So it's the good-of-fact deaths. It's in 3D this time. Lol. Do you know what? I appreciate them doing this because for us, you know, it's like, look where the fuck we came, everyone. This is the journey that we've been on. Well, they have turned these scenes into 3D. Oh, gosh. They've added garbage to it. Oh, my god. Yeah, yeah. Genuinely, they've only made them worse. Man. I've never heard an ACDC song with the kick snare, kick snare beat before. That's so crazy. There's the butt suck. Oh, yeah. They're showing a lot of lame ones here, too. I guess they're gonna do all of them eventually. They only have to work. They only have what they've already filmed to work with. Which is basically shit. Howie. This fucking 3D CGI shit is so bad. Isn't that what it is? And like this small frame here, like they're just throwing a bunch of dumb, fake blood in front of it. Found this before. Found this before was so bad. Yeah, that's shit. This is so ridiculous. Ow. Dude, seriously, Full was so bad. Yeah, it was all. He did it. Memory of Tony Tom. Tony Tom did it. I fucking did it. We did it. Well, we figured it out. I gotta say that one was okay. I'm fine with that one. That's kind of what I was hoping. I am definitely kind of in the lost, dude. Well, that's the kind of experience I wanted from them in the bad way. If you know what I mean, because like 3D and Full, Full was just annoying as fuck. Oh, it's so bad. Yeah, what a shit. If they were all like that, I'd be more than happy. They're all like the four? Just for entertainment value. Yeah, this one. This one. Yeah, this one's a bit better than four for me, but not by a whole lot. I don't even know if it's enough to have a different rating out of 10. I think my order from. Wouldn't you say it's closer to a three than a two? Yeah, but IMDB doesn't tell me that. I gotta put a number somewhere. I think my order from best to worst is one, two, five, three, four. Yeah, same here. Yeah, that's my order too. I don't know. Adam still likes two more. I thought three wasn't particularly. I wasn't a big fan of three. Three sucks. Three's much worse than I read. One, three did suck. I'm trying to really reconcile whether or not I like this one more than three. Part of my justification for that is how memorable it is. However, I could be biased because I watched three a few times when I was younger, whereas I watched this one once in my time. Three was the first one I ever saw. It did have the most. It could be an ulti thing. It didn't, in fact, it did. Yeah, it was the trashiest one, for sure. But yeah, there were no titties in this one. Dang. Yeah, you know, this is pretty on par with three. I'll rate this one a three out of 10. And then four is a good 10. I said it's on par. No, he's really bad. Whatever. It's at least on par. You won me. I thought it was going to be worse. You won me over. It's at least on par. Okay. Yeah, did it. We did the five. So basically the whole point of the five movies is that there's some rule or some system to death that you can cheat. No, it's all horseshit. You're going to die. It's all horseshit. Yeah, well, so what we have to remember is we don't know when main girl was actually going to die. And so if the detective man as well, right, we don't know when he's going to die. So presumably they didn't have much time left in general. That's what we're supposed to believe, I suppose. And that's why when taking their lives, if you know what I mean, doesn't buy them that much time. That's the logic this film wants to go with. I'm assuming because obviously black guy realizes, oh fuck, I took the life of someone who didn't have much life left anyway. It literally is just you buy, you get their years. That's it. And unfortunately, all the lives that were taken for that purpose were all pretty short. Well, yeah, they were going to die anyway because they had a brain aneurysm or something. Yeah, it's really well written, I agree. They were going to die anyway. They weren't immortal. Seriously though, if they make another one of these films, I'll be watching it like as it comes out. Yeah, out of obligation. I will also watch the next final destination. And of course, they'll make another one. According to Google, Final Destination 6 is the upcoming sixth installment to the Final Destination film franchise as confirmed by series creator Jeffrey Reddick. Oh my God. The series is set to be written by a sole franchise writer. It will be released in 2022. Oh my God. Oh, serious. That might light up with all this coming out. Which means according to Google, but the top link is from finaldestination.fandom.com though. Is this sourced by anything? I'm going to be Mr. Kimba Man and try to get a real... Okay. I see a couple of clickbaity things. I'm not sure if I see anything actually confirmed, but let's see. I'm seeing a post on it. Movieweb.com. Hey, maybe there's something here. Final Destination 6 isn't a reboot, but set in a different world says franchise creator. Okay, apparently they have some interviews. That's what a reboot is. A reimagining of the franchising. Okay. Yeah, it might actually have. I mean, we all know it's going to happen regardless. Even if not 2022, it's definitely happening. I love the idea. The idea has to do with all the references in this arc we have to the idea that they're going to make another one eventually. I love the idea that by the time the arc comes, it's literally... Like a day after. That'd be awesome. Yeah, because then we'd have to all collect out of obligation to watch it. This poster looks like the cover of a 90s rap album. What is this? I don't think it's a real album. I don't think the real poster is available yet. This is totally the real poster. For a while... It still looks like shit. Yeah, people were speculating about World War Z 2 and for a while it actually had an attached director and Google images for the official poster showed my thumbnail for part two of my World War Z regime. And it was like, oh, this is the official poster. It was like, what? This is a thumbnail, I mean. So I'm curious, did Final Destination 5 not make enough money for them to think they should do another one? Like straight away? They decided. I don't know. They were like, let's wait 11 years. We need to wait until some people get us around. Estimate World War Z was 160 million. So it did pretty well. Yeah, it seems like that's enough to keep going. It did the worst out of all five of them also. No, no it didn't. It didn't. No. I'm looking at at least domestic, it did. Oh, maybe domestically, but in a Nash, like total, it did better than I think two and three and one. I think it was 18.4 million behind Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Damn. I'm honestly impressed that they did actually go to all the effort of making sure that all of the scenes were shot with like period appropriate stuff. Yeah, I think that's I think that's like effort. I think I agree with what I thought you were going for there for me, which is like, should it not earn something for that filmmaking wise? Maybe not a whole point. Well, I feel like it's a little good job in the pad on the head. You tried something that was kind of unique. Yeah, it was an interesting twist. At the very least, it's better than the fourth film. That's all I'm giving it for now. And the third film. We all unanimously agree the fourth is the worst then or what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The bar is in hell. Listen, the racist death couldn't possibly pull the weight of how bad that film is. Yeah, that was, uh, I thought the racist death was in three. No, that's four. No, that's four. Oh, God, those films are blended together. I will be honest. You guys, in a year's time, we will forget which ones have won deaths. I'm sorry. In a year's time, I've forgotten it now. I've literally already forgotten. Well, I haven't forgotten. I can't, I can't tell you. I can't tell you which film the Butthole Suck is from. Or they're all blended together. Or it was a shitty one. Yeah, listen to the X word. The Butthole Suck was in the shitty one. Nice. That could be a fun trivia thing. It's like, which death was this from? All right, mate, we can do a heart mode. Which character was this from? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, God, no, no, no. Which character was this from? When did death suck a Butthole? Well, okay, here's one. Which character was Jacqueline? Which one was she in? Oh, God. Oh, you're going to give me a name? Fuck off, am I? Impossible. I don't know anybody's name. Seriously, like Nicholas, Emma, Arlan, Miles, Ellen, Jacqueline, P.J. and David. That's the name of our cast for this movie. And I have no fucking idea that was the case. I remember the girl from the first movie was named Clear. Sorry, I read the actor's names on characters. The girl from the first movie was named Clear. Here's the thing. I could tell you which movie racist, milf and cowboy were from. Yes, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, I want to combine them. It's a racist, milf cowboy. Oh, the fourth one wins in something. I've got to consider that. But yeah, I'm excited for a sixth one. Keep it going. The fourth wins in that it didn't bother to give its characters names. A bad lie made them more memorable. All they need to do is figure out a formula where the boring parts are replaced with something engaging and then make sure you work hard in terms of the prosthetics and stuff for the actual death scenes and make them like relatable. And you might actually be able to get back to having a good movie, maybe also have characters. That's a that's a thing you might might want to do. Don't waste your budget on shitty ass 3D. Oh, thank fuck that that's gone now again. So we won't need to do that. Oh, look, there's a shard of glass headed right for you. Oh, my goodness gracious. It's three dimensional. That makes it extra scary. Oh, I guess that's it. You know, what else is there to say other than what an adventure? Final Destination, right? These are horror movies, by the way. I don't know if any of you knew. Maybe the real destination was the friends we made along the way. Anything anyone want to say before I stop the recording? The music was bad. Music means a lot to me. Come on. This felt like the most stock music-y one of them all. Yeah, which is a shame. Like Gary music plays, suspense music plays, quirky music plays. And this one was also the most oddly strange. This one felt very tonally inconsistent. I can agree with that, too. Like we had fourth wall break. Act and puncture guy. And some of the like the stuff that some of them would do is just this just seems really out of place. And then it gets really dark at the end with the murder in the kitchen. And you're like, man, this is like weird. This does not juggle tones well. It's like we just start new movies. The Acupuncture guy felt like he was left over from four. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, a lot of things, honestly. There are some things that elevated this film in a way, but there are other things that like really dragged it down. There are definitely parts of this movie that I like a lot better than some of the others, but it's still really clunky. And honestly, really forgettable. This is the least memorable one that I've watched if we're going by my memory of me watching them previously, I guess. I think I forgot more of four than I did five. But then again, I wondered whether or not it's seen five. So I don't know what that means for me. Exactly. Yeah, that's it. We did it. Thank you all so much for hanging out. It was so great. Oh, my goodness. I hope you enjoyed that. We finally did it. The next Halloween. Uh-oh. Yeah. Who? Who? Oh, my wife. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? The next time you see us, we'll have watched Final Destination 6. I hope so. Please. We'll all be dying one by one. Yes. Well, I mean... Yeah, that's going to happen anyway. No, we're all going to die together in one horrific fashion. Would you bring me?