 So I have no idea what to do Standard disclaimer is this I Have never played any of these hospital games before so we're going in blind and we're gonna have fun doing it Let's go over 52% of our patients believe they leave healthier than when they arrived our Precisely calibrated equipment is operated by compassion and healthcare practitioners many of whom have even been to medical school If you suffer see you later no male. Have a good night man. Thank you for coming by Just infection is no laughing matter put your trust and oversized shoes in our capable hands We're building a brighter safer future and hardly anything will stand in our way You deserve the best so join us at two point hospital We're open for new staff new patients and a new you Can I go play golf yet? Yes? I'm Albert Crank. I'll be your trusty advisor on this journey This is hogsport. Here's your first hospital click on it to get started Begin your career as a hospital administrator learn the basics of the job by establishing your first hospital Mmm, I was like this is not part of the game is it I see fresh from stone. I see this dude and I see and then I was like, oh, okay All right hogsport here we go Begin your career. Okay. Got it two point hospital. We're gonna two point County Are you ready to start building your first hospital and curing some patients? Yeah Look around the hospital first things first. You'll probably want to look around to move around the hospital Hold the right mouse button and drag Hold a movie cursor as your screen use the WASD keys. I probably used it was The first thing the hospital will need is a reception patients will head there when they arrive at the hospital Let's build a reception desk near the entrance Click on the items Reception hold the left mouse button to drag left right or use the Z and X keys to rotate a Yes, okay, I'm ready Right at the door Receptionist great. We'll need an assistant to run reception. Let's hire one now. Click the higher button select assistance Ma'am, okay assistance Where's my others Wait Ted brisket this dude has got the stars man He will work for peanuts, but he needs peace and quiet LA Forest is funny the girl next door an exceptional passenger Fredward Hammer is a has a weak bladder a short temper is hygienic and swallows gum. I Can't have people swallowing gum at my hospital That General practitioner can't what are you doing here? What are you doing? How's the doggy of dogs? How's the doggy of dogs? How you doing? How you doing good? You're doing good Are you doing good? You got doggy breath. I Know I have human breath, but you've got doggy breath doggy breath doggy breath He's got doggy breath. You're enjoying this you're making pleasant grumps over there. He's like Mmm You just burped in my face Good he released. I just burped all in my face. See you just see babe Do you just see you got a little gas? I Don't know what's called We can get down we can we can get down. All right. Let's go. I got you Go say hi to mommy. Good boy. Okay. We're good You just stand still you're not moving It's like is that it? Is that how I'm getting? All right, you need to move a little bit to the left sir. I can't access my computer. Thank you It's just like I'm not moving All right before we officially open we need a GP's office Patients will visit a doctor working as a general practitioner at each stage of diagnosis The GP will assess patients and decide if they're ready for treatment and if they require further diagnosis Let's build a GP's office now to build a room click on the rooms button and pick one from the list with the room selected Drag out a floor plan of the appropriate size then place the required items in the room rooms GP's office I Don't know. Yeah Dr. Whom excellent now we'll need a doctor to run the GP's office hire one now hire doctor We're going to a rash codpiece because of that beard She bought in there good news Good news everyone our hospital is now open for business Patients are stirring you arrive after they registered reception. They'll be sent to the GP for diagnosis Their pause button, please tell me there's a pause button. I Can't play these games without a pause button To zoom in and out use a mouse wheel to rotate the view hold them in the mouse button to move the mouse left and right To pitch the view hold them in the mouse button to move the bus up and down Let's keep an eye on the first patient as they had the diagnosis for the GP my first victim I have a growth What she say Put some windex on it. We've diagnosed our first patient the GPS sent you a message. Have a look at the message listed at the bottom right That's the bottom right looks like we'll need to build a pharmacy to treat the patient Doctors have discovered a new illness grout Not gal but grouts Grout is frequently transmitted in bathrooms and modern medication is effective unlike earlier times when they had to be dug out Painfully with a screwdriver The patient is seeking treatment. We'll need a pharmacy in order to treat them. It will cost $7,600 a bill Would you like to do? Go to pharmacy I'm at all. I'm done We'll take see on getting there What's happening? I was listening to music Well done. We've cheered our first patient We've earned enough money earn some money and the hospital's reputation has improved which will attract more patients when a doctor nurse Treats a patient their ability will influence a chance of success Some illnesses are tougher than others continue diagnosing and treating patients to keep the money coming in so we expand the hospital My curing patients will improve the hospital reputation. This will attract more patients And make more money All right now that we've got some expensive machinery we should think about looking after it machines will deteriorate All right, so we need janitors and maintenance higher janitor This is somebody maintenance room or something. I May have not read everything there Place two extinguishers items How do you do a waiting room? pause So can I just put benches around each other and call the waiting room? Staff will get tired as they work and eventually need to go on the break a Staff room will help them relax and return to work energized drinks and snacks will help them happy to be happy too If you make a room larger fill it with any resting items. They won't be considered more prestigious People using high-precision room become happier a nice staff room title reading All right staff room unlocked Let's just throw that Back here somewhere chat. I'm gonna do things wrong. Okay. Just just just just just just know it's gonna happen Things are gonna get done wrong. Okay They're just It's just gonna get this It's gonna get done wrong. Okay Okay This It's gonna happen chat So far Las Vegas They're like a plant or a bit. Here we go Everybody loves log Look at that prestige rise. What what what what what what? Hmm? I'm okay Wait a minute, this is outside the room. I'm okay Can I just put this flush? Yeah, that's cool. Okay. Oh Oh Chat why can't I can't put a door here? Oh my goodness That broke me a little bit chat keep playing the music Please in case one breaks down chat All right, we're good. Whoo Staff will head to staff room when they're on the break fill the room with interesting items Okay, no, you can place a member of staff in a staff room to make them make make them take a break Okay, so you just drag them in there Drinks of snacks are great for keeping people happy, but they can lead to littering if there's no Ben's nearby Oh, I never took care of that. I play think Park same ladies and I know if you don't have trash people don't come to your park You don't make any money. Okay Toilets unlocked We're about to build a turlet Build a turlet. All right. How about turlet? Oh, they might need to wash their hands. Oh Oh crap, maybe I'll leave the boop one in here. Whoo I've been all right. We're good. Why is that open? Well, somebody got a poop No, what does stink coming on the hallway? What happened to my door? Welcome back Cleveland. Happy little accident, huh? Can I make his office bigger? Let me say Edit I can't resize it. I'm build a new diagnosis room If GP is a certain day will send a patient for further diagnosis easy scan Think this is room is kind of big. Oh Wait, it's the wrong way. How do I okay? You just have to right-click. Oh crap. I didn't pause Crap, I didn't pause. I thought I paused. Yeah Probably no window for that And you put a nurse in here cure two patients. Okay Cure five patients in total each cube use our reputation On two points. This is rookie. Hold on bringing talk music and news to the whole of two point county And if you're listening to us from the newly opened hospital Just turn up that volume because nothing drowns out the sound of sick people like the voice of a world-class dj Coming up next 42 hours of music from the background band. Enjoy Mm-hmm. I'm looking for my game. Hold on my stuff Hmm can't find it. Oh, well just play this game for now apparently I had an invalid item What?