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You'll have you down to school and nothing flat I'll settle for with nothing flat He'll feel rather strange seeing mr. Boynton again. I wonder how he'll seem to me after being away so long Oh, he probably hasn't changed any just a big tall dark haired good-looking guy with a sparkling Smile and a throbbing voice. Yeah, who needs him? He sure is attractive to girls if it wasn't for the fact that she's so daffy and love with me Even Harriet Conklin would go for him Harriet, but she's only a young girl. Is there an age limit? Out of the mouths of babes and I took Harriet to the movies last night We saw Humphrey Bogart in Tokyo Joe and after the picture we both got the same thought at the same time How much mr. Boynton reminded us of bogey mr. Boynton reminded you of bogey well sure miss Brooks You see in the picture bogey goes back to Japan after the war and finds out that the wife whom he thought was dead Isn't and boy would he goes through to get that wife back and that's what made us think of mr. Boynton What he goes through almost as much not to get a wife Present company included but I must admit I'm looking forward to seeing him again me too In fact, I'm bringing him a little gift this morning. It was Harriet Conklin's idea We were having lunch yesterday in the school cafeteria and she suggested that we all show him how glad we are He's home in a concrete way. What are you getting him a building? We're all getting something different miss Enright happened to be at the table when Harriet mentioned it and she got all excited about the idea She would oh, I forgot you're not overly fond of miss Enright. Are you I've got nothing against her Walter She's a very good English teacher. She speaks very highly of you miss Brooks. In fact just yesterday She paid you a very nice compliment miss Enright did sure She said you put even more effort into teaching than the job needed And then she said she thought it was a miracle considering how monotonous your existence is that you don't look even grimmer than you do And to think she never used to like me Of course, she does consider you quite a rival for mr. Boynton's affections That's why she'll probably get him some real expensive gift her parents are quite wealthy, you know Yes, I know they are but mine aren't so as much as I'd like to get mr. Boynton a little welcome home present I'm afraid it's out of the question Although I suppose I could cut off all my hair and sell it for enough money to buy him a nice watch chain No, he's probably pawned his watch to get me a new comb Say that'd make a swell short story miss Brooks Submit it to old Henry in the morning Here's what I'm giving mr. Boynton. It's right in this paper bag. I want to take a look at it. All right, Walter. Oh It's a tie Wow pretty loud, isn't it? It's a very original design miss Brooks. Tell me what does it look like to you? Let's see Well to me it looks like a big yellow tree on a cliff by the ocean with a purple owl on top of it playing a bugle That's exactly right miss Brooks Stretch not grass gave it to me last Christmas. You see I'm broke too and since I never had the gut the courage to wear it So I figured I might as well give it to mr. Boynton gosh, I hope he has the gut the courage to wear it Well, it is a fairly grotesque little number walter, but after all it isn't the gift itself which matters It's the spirit with which you foisted on someone Well, here's the biology lab miss Brooks Shall we go in and welcome back our hero together if our hero has arrived it might be a nice idea But first I look who just came out of the lab miss Enright. Good morning, Walters. Hi miss Enright and dear miss Brooks I hate to be the bearer of such evil tidings, but your quarry hasn't been sighted yet My quarry you were here when I arrived remember well I just wanted to leave a little welcome home gift to mr. Boynton I assure you I haven't spent two seconds hanging around this door I'm sure you haven't miss Enright, but tell me one thing. Did you sleep with your paws over the threshold or under the threshold? I'm gonna leave my little gift on mr. Boynton's desk too Well miss Brooks, I suppose you're waiting to deliver your humble little offering to mr. Boynton in person No miss Enright to be perfectly honest with you. Please miss Brooks. It's a little early in the morning for fantasy But even if you were going to tell me that you haven't bought anything for mr. Boynton I assure you that your method of spreading the welcome mat is very effective. What do you mean? Well, you're wearing it aren't you? I Really, I don't mean to criticize your get-up my dear I realize that on a teacher's salary dressing well takes more than good taste even if you had any I Don't have to depend on my earnings to get along Mama and papa have always been extremely well off. They didn't know how well off till you were born I better be on my way I can't afford to engage in a common hair pulling contest not when you get your hair at ij. Fox you can Well, I left my present on one of the lab tables so he doesn't miss it Gee, that's a pretty big box you left on his desk miss Enright. What's in it? It's an imported suede jacket Walter and if you'll excuse me now miss Brooks I'll let my gift make my welcome speech for me I'm going to freshen up a bit if I were you darling I'd do the same thing if I were you so would I Well, this is great all I've got for mr. Boynton's homecoming is a big fat empty handshake Don't you believe it miss Brooks? I wouldn't let you be caught in a predicament like that That's why I made out a card saying to Philip Boynton from Constance Brooks and put it in the bag with that tie I got from stretch snotgrass That tie Well, it was very considerate of you, Walter, but alongside of miss Enright's jacket that tie is bound to suffer In fact, it looks like it's suffering by itself Well, I did think of that miss Brooks. I'm sorry, Walter. I just can't accept your favor But miss Brooks, I'm sorry I've got to hurry into the lab and get that tie before mr. Boynton lays eyes on it I'd be embarrassed to death if he thought that I was Brooks you're looking for me. Why mr. Boynton? I didn't know you were back. Oh, yes, sir. Hi, Walter. Let's go into the lab. Okay, mr. Boynton The lab not yet. Don't you think you ought to say hello to our principal, mr. Conklin? Oh, I just left his office. I brought him a little souvenir from the biologist convention Now I was quite a meeting miss Brooks. Come on in the lab room and I want to talk to you Let's go in miss Brooks. Everything will be all right with that tie with the owl It's good to get back. All right. Same old blackboard same lab tables equipment and Say what's this little bag? Open it? Why don't you maybe it's a present from someone Uh-uh present It's a tie What happened the tree fall off the cliff? Wait a minute. This is identical to the tie I gave stretch snotgrass last Christmas You gave it to stretch it certainly gets around I I remember it very well. I thought it was all right to give to a young kid, but Oh, here's a card that came with it. Don't read it. Oh, that's okay. Miss Brooks. Let him read it Says to Philip Boynton from daisy and right daisy and right But look at that big box on your desk, mr. Boynton. Why don't you go over and open that? Another package. What is this anyway? Let's take a look at this situation That's what I tried to tell you in the hall miss Brooks. I figured the tie would look like nothing next to miss enright's gift So I switched the cards What? Well, this is a surprise. What a beautiful suede jacket. Miss Brooks. You shouldn't have done it. I didn't Mr. Boynton, I had Walter here I gotta go now. Still a little homework. I can knock off the battery. It's a long glad you're back Well, miss Brooks, this convinces me of something I've always felt to be true that your sensibilities your generous nature Oh, look, mr. Boynton, I just when I'm just comparing this exquisite jacket with that ridiculous tie of miss enright's It's just just overwhelming You like the jacket, huh? All right, it's the most wonderful gift I've ever received I did plan to stay home tonight and catch up on some work, but this this lovely gift changes all that miss Brooks I If I may well I'd like a date tonight. You would? How about dinner, mr. Boynton? Oh, it's a splendid idea miss Brooks. What are you having at your house? You now Good and let's have lunch together too fine the lunch will be on me. I wouldn't have it any other way me either Well, that's the bell for class miss Brooks. Yes, I'd better get going but mr. Boynton I'd appreciate it if you'd help me to the door help you. Yes, I want to be sure I don't trip over my conscience Our miss Brooks starring eve arden will continue in just a moment But first here is verne smith now proof that brushing teeth right after eating with colgate dental cream helped stop Tooth decay before it starts continuous research hundreds of case histories Makes this the most conclusive proof and all-dentiferous research on tooth decay Eminent dental authorities supervised hundreds of college men and women for over two years One group always brushed their teeth with colgates right after eating the other followed their usual dental care The group using colgate dental cream as directed using colgates exclusively Showed a startling reduction an average number of cavities far less tooth decay The other group developed new cavities at a much higher rate No other dentiferous offers proof of these results modern research indicates decay is caused by mouth acids Which are at their worst after meals or snacks when you brush your teeth with colgates right after eating You help remove acids before they can harm enamel Yes, colgate contains all the necessary ingredients including an exclusive patented ingredient for effective daily dental care And remember colgates cleans your breath while it cleans your teeth Always use colgate dental cream right after eating to help prevent new cavities help stop tooth decay before it starts Well when lunchtime arrived I hurried toward the cafeteria to keep my date with mr. Boynham But as I passed the principal's office, mr. Conklin's daughter Harriet bounded toward me from behind a potted plant Hi, miss Brooks daddy wants to see you before you go to lunch naturally But before you go in I've got some wonderful news for you. What do you think? I just found miss enright lying at the foot of a stairway No, I've discovered the most devastating welcome home gift for mr. Boynton I got it in a store around the corner here. I'll open it for you It's a hand-painted silk handkerchief miss Brooks. Look at it Well, what does the pattern look like to you? To me it looks like a big yellow tree on a cliff by the ocean with a purple owl on top of it playing a bugle That's exactly right Isn't it the end? I hope so It was part of a set but I couldn't afford the extra 65 cents for the tie that went with it Don't let that worry you Harriet. Maybe mr. Boynton will just happen to have a tie with a yellow tree in an owl on it And did you notice this miss Brooks? Right under the yellow tree on one of the green branches is the initial bee. Get it? Bee for Boynton or billiards It's really very pretty Harriet and I'm sure mr. Boynton will love every twig of it, but I better get in to see your father Okay, miss Brooks see in the cafeteria when you're finished with daddy come in Well, it's miss Brooks sit down won't you over here by my desk? That's where all my friends sit when they drop in to see me You all right mr. Conklin Well now that you mention it miss Brooks. I'm not all right at all. I'm very embarrassed You see this morning. Mr. Boynton presented me with a four pound frog congratulations You're gonna call it It's this brass ornament you see before you and that's the crux of my embarrassment You see I had refused to join in my daughter's plan to purchase a gift for Boynton But when he gave me this brass object, I told him I had a gift for him at my home Well, it's not too late to pick it up. Mr. Conklin, but I have nothing for him at my home Well, how do you think I can help you mr. Conklin? Uh, I find this most difficult to put into words, but Although I don't believe in borrowing. I simply must purchase a gift for Boynton And miss Brooks as I've heard the student body put it. I'm stony Mr. Conklin. Yeah, you're still stony Oh, and there's no sense in wasting each other's time is the good day, miss bro. Good day, mr. Conklin Hiya, miss Brooks. What's new in inner sanctum? Not very much walter. What have you got in those two paper bags? Well in this one, I got the tie that mr. Boynton thinks miss enright gave him Owl's unparried Yeah Mr. Boynton said he'd have no use for it. So he gave it to me Of course, he warned me never to wear it when miss enright's around If you're smart, you won't wear it when you're around But gosh miss Brooks now I'm stuck without a gift for mr. Boynton Can you think of anything I could give him? Sure, but I don't think I'd fit in that bag And while we're on the subject have you seen miss enright around anywhere? Oh, no miss Brooks I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that she doesn't get to talk to mr. Boynton Me too. I'd better get him out of the cafeteria and over to marty's malt shop for lunch Are you going to eat now walter? Not just yet. I've got to deliver this sandwich to mr. Conklin And that's what's in this other bag. Oh, he's eating in his office today He says there's something in the cafeteria that makes him very nervous. I know you pass the cashier on the way out I'd better hurry now walter. See you later. How came this Brooks? I made it Oh, you'd entered. Yes, sir. Here's your lunch. It came to 55 cents Did it really? Yes, sir I laid it out for you That was very considerate dentin, but I'm afraid you'll have to wait to be reimbursed. I uh, I don't want to break a big bill How big? Get out boy No, no, no, wait, wait, what have you got in that other bag? It's just a necktie mr. Conklin A necktie? Yeah, would you like to see it? I'll open the bag for you I'll just hand it over. I'll open it myself. Thank you Up, huh, mr. Conklin Oh, yes, it's delightful, but frankly dentin. I don't think it quite suits your personality However, I might be persuaded to take it off your hand. Yes, indeed. I think I can put this tide of very good use Well, sure mr. Conklin. I'll sell it to you real cheap Oh, I'm not interested in buying it dentin But perhaps we could work out a trade a trade here on my desk is a beautiful brass frog It's brand new you see I just took it out of this lovely maroon gift box if you'll give me the tie you may have this charming ornament It's a deal. Mr. Conklin. Yes, indeed. I think I can put this frog to very good use I'm glad I caught you before you went home, mr. Boynton This is the first chance I've had to give you this little homecoming present for another present My goodness, I certainly appreciate this Harriet not only because of the spirit behind it But because it serves as a reminder that I ought to pick up a little gift for miss brooks You see I'm having dinner with her tonight. Oh, I think that's stupendous. Mr. Boynton. What are you going to get her? Nothing very ornate. I'm afraid I spent quite a bit of money on my trip, you know By the way, what's in this package you've given me? It's a hanky with your initial on it a big beef Beef for brooks. I mean Boynton I had a gift wrap for you, mr. Boynton But if you'd like to open it now, no, no, leave it wrapped and and thanks again, Harriet Yes, indeed. I think I can put this hanky to very good use Do you think mr. Boynton enjoyed the dinner conny? Oh, I'm sure he did. Mrs. Davis Maybe you ought to go back into the living room and mr. Boynton I'll finish these dishes myself. I wouldn't dream of it. Mrs. Davis I'll get my chance to be alone with mr. Boynton later when you go to the movies. Oh Am I going to the movies? I saved up for it all day Very well, dear But before I go, I'll make some coffee for the others others. I forgot to tell you conny Me and that absent mind mine Mr. Conklin called late this afternoon and said he missed mr. Boynton at school So he'd drop over tonight with a little gift he had for him Oh, that was right after walter denton called and he said he'd be over with his little present This is the earliest christmas we've ever had Now go on inside conny forget the dishes. Thanks, mr. Davis. See you in a few minutes Well, miss brooks, you all finished with the dishes. Mrs. Davis gave me time off for good behavior I don't want you to think I neglected to bring you a little memento of my recent trip It's just that I was waiting for the propitious moment to present it to you and Well, I think this is it Here, miss brooks. I hope you like it. Well. Hi, mr. Boynton. What a beautifully wrapped package Oh, it's a shame to open it, but I'm so curious to find out what it is. So am I uh, that is a I'm curious to see how you like it. I love it May I may I see it, please surely here. Oh, thanks. I'll just You don't like it. Oh, I love it You you have no idea how difficult it was for me to get a handkerchief like this with a design to match the time Miss enright gave me this morning. Yeah, I don't know. I know I didn't seem too crazy about it at first But it kind of grew on me. Look, it's initialed b for brooks or bought by harriott Mr. Boynton if that tie grew on you so swiftly today, why did you palm it off on walter denton? Walter who? Oh Hadn't you better answer the front door miss brooks. It's not locked. Come in. Oh, good evening, miss brooks. Mr. Boynton Good evening, mr. Conklin. I'm certainly glad to see you. He sure is My uh, my daughter harriott told me you were having dinner here boynton So I thought I'd drop over and present you with this little welcome home gift. I promise this afternoon Here. Oh, thank you, mr. Conklin. Shall I unwrap it now if you wish One thing about ours good conklin. He never stints on gifts I bought this original creation in the most exclusive haberdashery in town You don't like it. We love it always have Could be lovelier than a yellow tree with a purple owl playing a bugle Unless it was a purple tree with an orange pig playing a five Thanks a lot mr. Conklin. It's just what I needed. Oh, don't mention it my boy I still owe you a debt of gratitude for that lovely brass frog you gave me I shall treasure it always Evening folks Harriet conklin told me you'd be here. So, oh, mr. Conklin What are you doing here? He just came over to give mr. Boynton this gorgeous tie see walter with the tree and the owl Gee, that's very Oh, no What are you all knowing about then? Walter did you say you had a gift for me? Oh, yes, mr. Boynton. I got it right here in this maroon box Oh, no What are you all knowing about mr. Conklin? Denton, I'd better have a word with you in the kitchen boy Oh, sure. Mr. Conklin just as soon as I give mr. Boynton this brass frog brass frog brass frog brass frog Thank you, walter It certainly is fun exchanging gifts, isn't it? Lesson tonight. We're really exchanging them Well, it's the idea that counts anyway, isn't it and I've gotten some swell things things that make me almost glad I left Madison so I could come back Look, mr. Conklin, how do you like this suede jacket? I've got on. Oh, it's extremely attractive boyton. Miss Brooks gave me this Come in. Good evening, everyone Hello miss an right miss an right miss an right miss an right Told me I'd find you here mr. Boynton Uh, she she did you remember harry known to her intimate as the town crier Let me look at you mr. Boynton my that suede jacket looks simply divine ain't it a dandy? Miss an right, why don't you and I go for a walk? It's pretty stuffy in here But I just got here darling. Let me admire my jacket for just a moment Your jacket mr. Boynton. I better have a ticket with you talk with you in the kitchen Going on here this morning. I left a gift for you mr. Boynton on your desk my card was attached Well, yes, I I got the tie miss an right tie. I didn't give you a tie I gave you that suede jacket you're wearing you The card said Miss Brooks, how did you miss Brooks? Where are you the rest of your gift? What are you doing in there? 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Yes tonight try luster cream shampoo Dream girl dream girl beautiful luster cream girl You owe your crowning glory to A luster cream shampoo And now once again here is our miss Brooks Well, I finally realized that there was nothing I could do but be completely honest And admit in spite of what the consequences might be that the entire affair was the fault of Walter Denham Although the embarrassment was pretty evenly distributed Mr. Boyden felt that the least he could do was see miss n right home and Walter of course dropped mr. Conkin like a hot potato When they had all gone, mrs. Davis came in with six cups of coffee. Where did everybody go carney out mrs. Davis Thanks just the same for the coffee, but i'm going to bed now Just a minute carney i have a little favor to ask of you You know everyone gave mr. Boyden a welcome home gift today except me Unfortunately, i'm a little short of fun, so i can't buy him anything But if you don't mind i'd like to iron that muffler you gave me last christmas and give it to him in the morning Please mrs. Davis i've just you know the one i mean carney the one with the yellow tree on a cliff by the ocean We're a little late so good night mrs. Davis Next week turn into another our miss brook show brought to you by luster cream sample The soft glamorous chilecible hair and toll bait battle cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay Our miss brook starring eve arden is produced by larry burns directed by al lewis with music by wilber hatch Men view shave with a lather or brushless shave cream palm olive shaving cream comes both ways And whichever way you prefer to shave you'll find that using either palm olive brushless Or palm olive lather shaving cream can bring you more comfortable actually smoother shaves. 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