 Good afternoon foundation staff today. We are investigating the most riveting of subjects Anomalies within the housing market as some of you may know the site 42 patreon is growing And we are in the process of researching larger research spaces based on your generous help Link is in the bio if you want to join and help the cause Unfortunately, we are located in the San Francisco Bay area where there is a housing crisis There are many many more people than there are available housing units and in a supply and demand scenario such as that You can imagine that prices are through the roof However, there is hope Multiple groups are in the process of building hundreds nate thousands of new units Surely with this influx of supply the demand will drop and huh Strange the prices on these apartments seem to be even higher than previous If supply went up then logically demand and therefore prices should have gone down What could be causing this anomaly? Hey there foundation staff, this is dr. Theron Sherman popping out for a field mission Not all anomalies are dangerous. Some of them are just weird Take this abandoned bus stop Starting in november of 2015 this bus stop started spontaneously producing three empty cans of beer on its bench It's 6 a.m. Every morning. It's not terribly difficult to contain We just have a rotation of agents whose job it is to show up at 5 45 a.m. And pretend the cans are theirs Stranger still is that the two remaining windows on the bus stop when covered in condensation always reveal the same two handwritten messages Oh god, what are we going to do? And please help me Respectively if you spot any anomalies in public make sure to properly document them secure contain protect Can you still move a very common question and one that we don't have a lot of evidence for The only data I could find in the archives was in a file named in the land of the blind The incident report tells us that a a large portion of site 19 staff was rendered blind by a faulty experiment And b 173 escaped and it didn't go well The end of the incident log tells us that this was a prank But was it really or is this a cover-up from the higher ups? So my best guess right now 173 plus blind people equals a statue in a candy store But wait, i'm having a premonition You're going to the comments to ask what about 096 Again, this is only conjecture, but based on the four fucking pixels incident It seems that as long as an image of 096 gets into your mind's eye Even subconsciously it will attack if you are completely blind There's no image getting in there. So you should be fine legally blind though where you can still see I can't stop thinking about that tick tock that said that Arby's isn't real The rest of this video goes on to assert that if you remember visiting in Arby's What actually happens that the men in black erased your memory because Arby's don't exist This is an accurate statement. What's more we hit the foundation as well as other anomaly adjacent groups Use the restaurant in the witnesses memory to tell which group had dealt with them prior The men in black designation is Arby's while the torchwood institute chose Nando's the cheeky bastards The global occult coalition uses Hooters Long John Silver's is obviously the shark punching center and the unusual incidents unit uses jack in the box because Oh Us the foundation uses the cheesecake factory a mishmash of every genre of food and architecture I thought that would be obvious If the miraculous were scp's which they're not but if they were how 64 23 is that my lab coat Oh Let's put a finger down scp edition Put a finger down if you know what this is or what it's referencing If you have more than like seven fingers down, you're in too deep and you should like See a doctor scp 173 The infinite Ikea The bright family Ship in a bottle Only only only only only only etc Duke scene project foundation cactus verse No vote button discourse operation nut fall wiki speed running Kiwi farms Bright excellent, okay, I invited Cassidy and remember you promise to go easy on her, okay Cassidy you're here. Okay, bright wanted to talk to you I'm sorry, but your applications of the o3 fives next host was declined Even here standards bright last video. I showed you guys this wall that I can fully insert my hand into um Now one of you commented saying I should put the phone through to see what it looks like on the other side So we're gonna do that now. Hey, here we go Hey, what are some historical misconceptions that really annoy you? Benjamin Franklin's magical wish granting penis Okay, so to be fair This is only a misconception because we at the foundation are actively covering it up But scp 3313 the aforementioned severed penis of benjamin franklin grants the wielder class two reality bending powers You say I wish for x and it gives it to you. Why does it grant wishes? We don't know nor do we have the ability to experiment on it anymore See in a ploy to overthrow the u.s. Government. Wow, that's pertinent to our times the chaos insurgency resurrected five founding fathers Including ben franklin now the founding fathers all had their own powers and they all escaped chaos insurgency care Ben franklin broke into our site that held his magical wish granting penis Grabbed it and used it to wish himself into a rocket propelled escape from the site through eight floors So yeah, that happened I don't care how important that thing's research is to the foundation It killed raiment in cold blood and unless you want to be the next one to interview it I suggest you raise its restriction level now All right. I've got something today that scp tiktok needs to know about there's this series called limited memories It starts with scp 5241. Okay, technically it starts with the ai classification guide, but let's move on Limited memories features the artificial intelligence applications division They're the people who handle all of the foundation web crawlers all of our artificial intelligences That work through the net to help us do our contaminants There's this evil anti memetic unified ai that's going to take over if we don't stop them This empty cube is its containment The reason I bring this up to scp tiktok is because some of you cosplayers would crush some of these characters This garnet looking individual is nemazine a new ai who handles anti memetics eight ball is cubic old school And glass on is right in the middle. I don't know why but I always imagine it with an english accent And if you'd rather listen than read I've got the whole thing on the site 42 youtube channel with author interviews Knock knock good morning. Dr. Sherman. And how are we doing today 425? I'm doing great next one. I have a very special question just for you And what might that be? What is it? Well If you're a scientist Then how come you're so dumb? What makes you say that? I can see Into your mind Well, that's certainly going into the file object class Upgrade Oh, what's out there? Have we got something baby? Oh my god again. Oh a harbinger entity. All right. I'll send the mobile task force over get Geez, all right that works, baby. No way to explain it, but I think we should contain it before it is too late I found a thing under the pile of clothes in your room. What is that thing and to buy it? I swear you are like the only one I have left. I am this close to falling off the deep end I know I'm smiling right now, but the light inside me is dying Uh, what but here I am laughing about my own boring sexy thrilling life. What is going on with you? Well, the document says I sent at least 20 d-class in there, but do I remember? SCP 532-0 is a loop. It's not a loop It's a loop. The fish is a loop. 532-0 is not a loop. Yes, it is. Time for ramp back me up. It's not a loop. You stupid man Hello Hey, Dr. Sherman Is something the matter 425? What? No Nothing's wrong. I Well, last time you were here, I called you dumb and I've been wanting to apologize for that. So I made a very special I'm sorry card. Just very cute It doesn't seem to have anything written on it What? Oh, there is something written on it. Hold your horses there. I just haven't flipped it over yet Ready Okay Okay, here it goes You do realize that that's still rude, right? This is rude. Well, at least I apologize for something Subject does not understand the error of their ways Greetings world leaders and members of the press My name is dr. Theron Sherman chosen representative of the scp foundation We were up until now a secret non-governmental organization with the stated task of hiding all evidence of the paranormal or supernatural from the general public Our motto was we die in the dark so that you may live in the light We contain magical objects, creatures, gods, things you don't dare believe exist I know you're surprised to hear about our existence. Hell, we're just as surprised to be found out But it turns out there is one anomalous creature. We just couldn't contain People who don't like pineapple on pizza We are so truly sorry we couldn't contain these monsters The following is a message composed via consensus of the o5 council For those who are not currently aware of our existence. We represent the organization known as the scp foundation Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects Entities and other assorted phenomena This mission was the focus of our organization for more than 100 years Due to circumstances outside of our control this directive has now changed Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race There will be no further communication scp dating sim challenge using your follower account stitch this with scp 4521 is an anomalous tree that is incapable of screaming Several holes were placed upon scp 4521 with a chainsaw No screaming detected. No screaming detected. No screaming You have to stop saying that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because the italians are going to come after us Have you seen my nose? Have you ever seen me talk without using my hands? 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