 Did you guys know us? No, actually no. You're looking at us like you knew us. You're trying to figure it out. No, yeah, we were trying to figure it out. You know how much you can figure it out pretty well. My name is Esfan, and this is Asmengold. Oh, wow. Look up Twitch.tv slash Asmengold, and you'll find it. Asmengold. Asmengold. Oh, cool. Who is Asmengold? Hey, I've been trying to find out for years. I was like, is this some, like, super racist man or something? What is up, guys? We're here with Dad, with Nathan. Hi. Nathan Barnett. Dad's going to be Nathan today. But you should all know that Dad is Nathan. Nathan is Keith. Nathan is... Dad is everything. Dad is, it's a spiderweb of characters. We are in downtown Tampa Bay, and we have literally no idea what to do. The pros of this is that there is no expectations. The cons of this is that there's no plan. Are you going to die? I tried to burp, and this really rotten piece of egg came out. Oh, no. Yeah, Dad's feeling it. Tell him how your entire hydration story went. The most annoying part of all this, before I begin, is that I was in the best shape out of, I'd say, I went crazy on my diet. Out of maybe everyone, who knows, doctors will decide. I felt amazing, and I never got touched. The next day, I feel the worst. I feel so bad. I didn't even get hit. I got hit in the soul. The problem is I lost 22 pounds, and to lose the last four, I sweat it out. And I had no food in me for 24 hours of water. Fight day, every hydrated. But then, I made the mistake last night of not having food all day. And after the fight, I drank alcohol, and I have fire hose diarrhea. Yeah. So I'm squirting all day. And you hit, like, a double bag of IV? Oh, yeah, that was awesome. We just did that. We went to the IV place, and said, I love getting IVs. They're just good to do, if you want to get hydrated. I said, give me the super bag. So she just dumped as much stuff inside me as she could. And I did it again. I did a double whammy. I'm so hydrated, but my butt hole is squirting it all out now. I was hydrated. Chad, I'm dead serious. We have literally no idea what we're doing. It is a Sunday evening. We're following these guys who don't live here. Yeah. It's Sunday. There's not going to be anybody. There's no one downtown on Sunday. We're going to be honest. We're just looking for Tom Brady. You know, we've been here two days, and we still haven't seen Tom Brady. It's a heavy amount of disappointment. We just kind of just thought he would be everywhere. Does he live here? I think so. Maybe not in the off season. Yeah, he might go back or something. Excuse me. Hey, Bob, where's Tom Brady? Tom Brady, live here. He hasn't lived here. Oh, well. See, here's the problem. The problem is, is when you ask us this all the time, they're like, hey, S-Fan, I'm coming to Austin. What is there to do there? I went, dude, I'm in my room all day. Like, why are you asking me that? You can come here and watch my stream. Yeah. What is there to do in Austin? The grand arena. Go for it. I'm still moving for free. I'm getting... Honestly, like, this is a place full of crackheads, so they probably have, like, some kind of protection against anybody trying to steal bikes. And a bunch of spray mace. Yeah. I've only seen a few crackheads. I expected to show up in Florida and the streets to just be littered with... Crackheads. Crackheads. People want bath salts. And just pretty much anything that could possibly be a bad decision was gonna happen. I always salt fun, and I knocked him out last night. Yeah. True. True. Oh, what's the palace? Indubitably. Yeah, what is this? It's a cemetery for one guy. Hey, his name is Trash. One big row. It's a cemetery for one guy and his name is Trash. Perhaps parents of knowledge. Oh, you just leave it there. No. They're trying to throw us off, because it's literally right in the middle of the road. What do you want? Yeah, she's a regular one. This must be recycling. This is recycling, then. Well, maybe it's supposed to be next to it. As if you can't see Trash can't understand what it can be assigned. There's another one. What is this thing? That's too funny. They might think it's a robot otherwise. It's like an among us. If only you guys could smell what is arising out of my bowels. I have foul bowels very badly right now. Can I get a picture where you know? It's my 21st birthday. Oh, it's my birthday, dude. Let's do it this way for some of the sun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the boxing event, though. I wasn't able to watch the boxing. Was it? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much. You're gonna appreciate this picture later. You were great in the press conference. Oh, you saw? Yeah. I saw the press conference. We won't spoil anything, but go find a way to watch the fights. You can actually, so you can still get the bot. You can still play the $25, and you can still watch the bot. Okay, okay. Yeah, you should go watch it. Awesome. Bummer, I'm too famous for my jokes. See, that used to happen to me. My old videos, I used to do these S-Fan IRL videos where I would walk around with like sunglasses on and a wine shirt and just act like an ass. Yeah. And I still do that. But now they know it's me. Oh, he's the ass man again. Yeah, yeah. So I would just be like, oh, I would just act like I'm super famous and I had like 4,000 subs on YouTube. Like, nobody knew who I was. It was super funny. What the fuck, dude? People know who I am, too. Oh my God, man. That's it. Wow. I'm gonna pick H3P. Perfect timing! It's nice meeting you. Yeah, you too. Very cool. Thank you. Awesome. Is this S-Fan? Are you struggling streamers? I'm his manager. Very cool. Me too. Will this be on YouTube? That's live on Twitch right now. Oh, very cool. And then on Facebook. That's crazy. That doesn't happen to me anymore. Usually they go, oh, Trevor Phillips. And I go, no, I wish. Trevor Phillips. Thanks. That's a good one. That's a really good one. I get Trevor Phillips all the time. Yeah. There were some comments in the stream about it last night. Yeah. At first I was incredibly insulted. It was like when the game was first coming out. Yeah. I was like, the guy who went meth? Yeah. I was like, look at the guy in meth in this game. And then I started. Hey, do you guys know us? Yeah. Good. Wait, are you? No, I'm sure. You were looking at us like you knew us. You were trying to figure it out. Yeah, we were trying to figure it out. My name is Espin and this is Asmengold. Yeah, look up Twitch.tv slash Asmengold and you'll find him. Asmengold. Asmengold. Who is that? Who is Asmengold? Hey, I've been trying to find out for years. Oh, is this like a... No, no, he's one of the other owners of a TK. Oh, yeah. I was like, is this some, like, super racist man or something? I don't know much. Yeah. No, you don't. I just... I just laugh. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too, yeah. Oh, they're doing a music video. Yeah. Will you buy me a set up like that? No. Why are you chanting? Finn, why are you complaining? Is that palace? Yeah, it always reminds me of like a Russian church or something because it's tops. Yeah. I don't know what it is. It's probably like a post office. A post office. It's just staples. It's just staples. Oh, wait, that's University of Tampa. I don't know who this is, but that's University of Tampa. I think it... She looks kind of like K. Victoria a little bit. Oh, you're K. Victoria Jackson. I see the resemblance. Yeah. Look, a QR code that's been sculpted. Oh, wow. Chad, does this work? Have you put it on the screen? Ooh. That's interesting. They put that on there. Is that for people who don't want to read it here? They want to read it here instead? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's about as good as our vision is. I bet you they have them on the trash can lids, too. So you just can't... You know what this can is? Trash. Oh, it's trash. My phone told me, so I know I believe it. Oh, I don't believe anything that's not on your phone. Wait, does the phone have lights? We should spin you on it. Dude, we're going to 100% throw up on you. Yeah, true. Yeah. You do it to Bob. Let's do it to the biggest guy here. But he was just saying, oh, he hates roller coasters. Let's put him on the fastest spinning thing we can find. Hold on. Maybe. Oh, my God. Let's leave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I clearly have no understanding of society. I mean, they're going to break my hand worst or end up in jail. Yeah. And Facebook. Oh, man. And Instagram. And Twitter. We're just doing like a vlog, like a live vlog. Yeah, we're just walking around. You guys live here? Yeah. So what is there to do? Because we have like no idea. We're just here for one more day and we're just decided to turn on the camera and walk around. We have no idea. I'm not alone. I'm known. We were at the fight last night. Oh, my God. Like literally everyone from the fight is here. He kicks Matt Watson's ass. I just jokingly said that's dad. And then you turn around. That's so weird. You're the second person. Nice to meet you. Okay. I'll put my hand up. All right, fine. We'll take a picture. Oh, okay. Okay. So I can show my mom. You can put it on Twitter. Yeah, yeah. Look. I went to the supermarket. I didn't need college. Told you. All right. You guys have a nice day. You too. Yeah, that's what we do. We just turn on the camera and people come say hi to us. We don't have any talent or do anything. So there's like nothing that you do. You just go around fucking around? Yeah, basically. Yeah. You guys get a lot of views and stuff? Sometimes. Yeah. Hey. Let's see how it goes. Even, now we're even. He's got two. I got two. What up, dude? How's it going? You know who this is? All right. Yeah. It's the Asmongole. Are you all watching the fight? They're watching Dad destroy right now. That's what we are fighting for. That's the soap. Thank you very much. Yeah. And now I feel like crap after. Yeah? Because of the diet. And I'm like blowing acid on my rear end. It's the worst feeling I've ever had. Miss Kip, go live. I want. My name's Crazy Slick. Nice to meet you. Hi. Hi, Crazy Slick. Hi, buddy. My name is Miss Kip. Hi, what's up? Hey, Chad. How's it going on, guys? So what is this? Everybody's talking about a fight going on. It already happened last night. There's a fight? There was a fight last night? Yeah. In Tampa? Yeah. Dad, did you win? Oh, yeah. My dad could beat your dad's ass. Spoiler, spoilers. Spoiler, spoiler. If you haven't watched the fight yet, I am obliterated. So, yes. You have three. I think I still only have two. Well, no. Even though I have four and three. You can count mine. Yeah, because you said four. No, no, no, no. I count. No, no. Well, I don't count. Of course. No. It's two, two. It's even. No, no, no. But I'm saying the score goes up for you and one for me, but you're still a head by one. Oh, as long as I'm a header even. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Yo. Crap. What up, man? Hello. How's it going? How's the hand? We gotta ask him if he knows me. I need a point. Really sure? It was the hand. Oh, yeah. I thought it was the Korea thing. Oh, yeah. I was like, hey, no. Yeah. That kid has no idea that you were the fighter. Yeah. I told him to. That kid? Yeah. He was like a hundred percent of his year. He's like, wait, it's him? You're just like crushing my eyes. That's so funny. Maybe next year we'll see. Chad, if I box next year, who would you want to see me box? Zoyle, Maya. Maya would be a good measure. Hassan. It's a lot of Hassan. Well, same thing. Hassan's a lot taller than I am. Yeah, he's got a. I mean, like you're never going to be in a perfect situation, but it's like a big height difference. I just realized you have many people in here. And if I get like 800 more followers, I hit 10,000 finally. Yeah. Make sure to follow dad feels. All I want is 10,000 because I'm starting a month long sabbathon in June. And I said in January, I started my Twitch. My goal was to hit 10,000 before I started that. I couldn't follow after the sabbathon, but please don't do it before because I will cry. Linkus, can you guys not? Do you guys not know how to spell dad feels? Like, come on. Like, you're too lazy. I really want Bob to fight Dr. Disrespect. The problem is. I fight him right now. The problem is no one knows who Bob is. But I'm not Bobby. So if people start figuring out who big Bob is. I'll fight you. You want to fight me? Then he can get famous and fight Dr. Six, seven. He's got six, seven. We've been practicing in sixth grade in Medway, Massachusetts. Yeah, I'll just work on my height. Yeah, I'll work on my height. I'll be good. I'll tell you. Six foot. Why? I can't be. Yeah, why? Dude, you're not six feet tall. I know the six. I'm this close. The six feet. Really? Yeah. Everybody come to us. Back to back. How close are we? Okay. Ready? Back to back. Yeah, a half inch literally. Really? Yes. But he's got poofy hair. I have bald hair. That's why they say you lose height as you get a little bit. You're over six feet. No, I think I'm exactly six feet tall. Maybe like a quarter of a inch. That's not just like I'll just give him a half an inch. Look at him. He needs this. That's right. He's five foot five. No, I'm not. I'm six foot. A lot of streamers are short. You are not. No, that is true. I like tower over a lot of other streamers. Yo, absolutely. Because people are like, whoa. I feel like everybody, they're like, whoa, you're a lot smaller than I imagined. Like they just see streamers in real life, but then also like they see me and it's like, whoa, you're a lot bigger than you. Well, you can't tell when people are sitting down. What is Wybor? Wybor. I think go to Ebor. Is it in Tampa? I don't know. Yeah. They're saying Ebor is. Are you done? Lively, Eibor City is known for boutiques and vintage shops. So it's the hipster zone of Tampa. Is that what we're saying? Yeah. So how far away is it from here walking? Chad. Oh, this is awesome. Oh, yeah. Hey, do you guys know where, is it Ebor? Y-B-O-R is? Ebor, Eibor. It's on the wrong side. Oh, we're on the wrong side? Yeah, you're downtown. Where are you? Walk or drive? Oh, drive. 30-minute drive? Oh. I have really bad gas. It's a little bit longer. Yeah. Well, there are faffles. Like if you're going on a walk. No, like our car, our car is low on gas. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, so is it. Yeah, it's not good. Okay. I'm jealous of that. See you guys. I'm jealous of that dog. I wish that was me crapping on a sidewalk right now. Yeah, Chad. We're going to find a force in and then we'll go to this other place. Do you guys know where Tom Brady's at? Yeah. We're looking for him. We've been here two days and I haven't found him. That lazy son of a bitch. He must have been on that boat playing that song. Hey, his plan's broken. His cryo container's up there. He's just locked in a fucking isolation. A bunch of drunk Americans in flat bill hats while in Spain. We're not in Spain. We're not drunk. What are you talking about? He's the only one with a flat bill. He's the only one that. A bunch. There's one that. Zero alcohol involved. I love that was correct. It's getting kind of dark, a little romantic. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It's always romantic. This is definitely a moonlit walk by the water. Are we all on a date right now? Chad, we're on a date with you guys. On a scale of 1 to 10, how romantic is this stream right now? It's crazy that how many people are typing, is that Keith Abercarie? Yes, I am. How many people know you as Keith still? I mean, you do many. Oh, many people. A lot of people only know I do Keith. Some people only know my trail about Skittles character. Some people only have seen my Trevor Phillips videos. Some people have only seen my annoying songs, the most annoying man in the world. Or then Dad, the new character. That's my career right there. Play a bunch of different characters. That's the thing, it's like this weird thing where like, now after last night, a bunch of people are like, oh, Dad, but like, you know, you have all these other characters. And you have two Twitters. That's the thing. I get confused. Keith does it on Twitter too, but in Instagram. That's too much stuff. Oh, you know the lines? Oh my gosh, you're amazing. I have another fan we can add it. That's four. That's four. We're tied. Thank you. Fuck it. Yes. We got to do something sometime where Dad comes to visit Austin and we hang out with Danny and do something. Yeah, that'd be awesome. That'd be really good. He's the new neighbor because everyone hates neighbor in the series. So you should be a new neighbor. He's a new neighbor. He's an asshole. No, he's nice because the old neighbor is a jerk. Oh. Yeah, yeah. You should come with me on a tailgate. So what you call it when you're just like, tailgate? Yeah, you don't even have to like know anything about football or anything. Oh, that's great. Yeah, perfect for that then. We basically just go and like talk to people at the tailgates and like, sometimes it's good to ask them some like football questions to warm them up, but like, you just go and be silly and whatever. That's cool. Yeah, it's a good time. Okay, so let's do this. Let's drive out to that place. High board? Yeah. That's right. It's 10 minutes. It's 10 minutes. Yeah. Favorite note you came in for, you know? What's up? So you guys are trying to get an e-board? Yeah. It's not really the move. It's really... It's alright. I mean, it's a little sketchy. Uh-oh. Yes. Well, last time I was there, somebody got stabbed in the club in front of me. I thought it was arts area. No? Uh, it's like bars. I mean, during the day, it's cool because they got like Cuban cigar rollers and all that stuff. It's like very Hispanic. But yeah, I don't know about nine o'clock at night. I think it's... Thanks, man. Hey, enjoy Florida, man. Thanks for coming. Hey, you're the best. Appreciate that, man. Have a good one. We're probably going pretty soon. Alright. Alright, so we are here in Tampa Bay. We have no idea what to do. We were just like, we're here an extra day. Let's just like do an IRL stream or whatever, hang out. And then we'll just head back home. We have a civil woman here. There's no way. Okay. That's how you get that ass in. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. To find misery and sadness and loneliness, poor choices, sleeping in a closet, legitimately, on a mattress, on the floor, with a 14-year-old dog. What fixes all that? Dude, he's gone so stomach- charts. What's better Chew, chewbill or drink goo? Say gooo, or chew? How many doctors are on here, really?various people. How many doctors are on here? Oh, it's just a broadcast bag. Oh, no, I just kind of walk around. Oh, I don't give out that either. This is more, this is more a personal thing, you know. Yeah, pretty much. I'm the worst type of person. I'm not even from here. Actually, yeah. Oh, shit. This is gonna be sick. Yeah, you're right. Got to pop that puppy first. Oh, yeah, we can use street music. Okay, damn. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Have a good one. I don't want to put you on. I was gonna, if you were feeling better, I would have had to challenge. Nice and floppy. In full a bar stool, dude, just rate this thing right outside the restaurant. You know what this is? This is drunk people's pizza. This is drunk people's pizza. I would say it is like seven, seven or eight. I think it's pretty good. I just think it's drunk people's pizza. Here, I'm gonna take a five back. All right. Okay. Look at this. This is a 2018 stream, isn't it? It was 2018 all over again. It's like back in the day. See that? The only difference is though on my hair in front of the camera because I tied it back. Yo, what up? Dude, I'm here. What's that, dude? I'm streaming. Dude, you're famous. Nice to see you, dude. I want to. What's your name? Yeah, we don't want it. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have the merch? I don't buy the merch. Just go open your phone right now and buy the merch. I would buy all of it or else. I've already spent $200 tonight. On who? On who? Look, man. Nothing's gonna happen. I'm telling you right now. This is just a trick. It's not worth the time. Look, look. Yeah, minus, minus $200 or minus $200 and your question and merch is Miss Kiff and Elanity fucking with me. No. Really? That's bad. That'd be terrible. I hope you see her shit goes good and shit. You have a good day. Thanks, dude. Have fun. Go to Burger Hammer. Turn that shit off. Go live a little bit. I can't live. It's attached to my heart. It reminds me of McGrath so much. Dude, everybody tells me that. Literally, everybody tells me that. I love McGrath, dude. McGrath's the man. All right, we'll see you guys later. This is such a 2018 stream, dude. I've had so much fun. This is great. This is so 2018, dude. This is a classic 2018 stream. You know what's crazy? My opinion of Florida is basically exactly what I expected it to be. Very touristy, but also full of crackheads. Can I ask you a question? We're from out of town. We're visiting and is the reputation of there just being a bunch of crackheads in Florida accurate? I have no idea. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess. Hey, let me know if you see any crackheads. I hope we see Dan in Austin. Yeah, Dad's gonna come visit in Austin at some point, chat. Sorry if I'm not entertaining. I hate not being fun. I hate dying as we walk. No, it's all good. Harsh to the chat for everybody. Harsh to the chat for Creator Clash. I guess we kind of just want to libel our expectations just to see what happened in Tampa. But it's pretty much exactly what I would expect to happen in Tampa Bay. There's just a bunch of crackheads. So good stuff. Very exciting. Anyways, guys, Harsh to the chat thing is for following YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter, everything is SFAN TV. Make sure to follow SFAN TV. Follow DadFeels on Twitch. Make sure to follow DadFeels on Twitch. YouTube, DadFeels, everywhere, same thing. I hope you guys had fun and I will see you guys tomorrow.