 But tell them when you're not here, it's not our fucking fault. They act like we did something. No, they do. They did do something. Fuck them. They did it. What we did? I like it, because they can see me in the streets and they be saying shit. They be like, man, what happened? And they be like, if they ain't fucking with you no more, we ain't fucking with them. And I'll be like, no. What happened? Some whole other shit. What happened? No, we're not going to fuck with you. Take it, please. Oh, I ain't see the shorts. OK, it's a whole outfit. That's your color. For the hoochie on the go. Yeah, swish, swish. Here it is. How you living, bro? Bird Ernie's old. They said the dudes that created them based it off their relationship. But Sesame Street came out and said, hey, first of all, arm up, it's don't fuck. You know what Chelsea is. Why? Why not? Don't start. Don't start. What do you think you had? You got to pay it back. Because if you don't pay taxes, they'll lock your ass up. Then throw away the key like they did run eyes of Lee. And young Wesley's name needs money. Hey, y'all, ice cream machine work? No. Fuck out of here, man. It really doesn't work. This shit terrible. Thank you, Lord. When y'all going to bring orange soda back? The orange. I had to call my hoe back. Said, hey, Lowe's dropped this shit. Did you know that? She said, yeah, I said, well, bitch, why you ain't call back? You talking about the same bitch who cut her hand and said, fuck it, it'll grow back? 85. All right, G, be good. Snack junkie, hold it down. Hug them kids, may love them kids. Does anybody have snacks? No, snack junkie didn't bring us no snacks. I'm going to go rob her. She's crazy. Chad, you heard that, right? So when we call him and say, come open, he ain't going to feel no type of way. Zoom out. You look good, B. Simone. They want to see you. Thank you, man. I'm proud of you, man. They have been asking for you in the comments. No, they haven't. Bruh, let's do a segment dedicated to B. Simone, Joe. All right. You ready? No. What's the segment? Close the door. The burcos is doing it. You going to leave it open? Carlos, what nail do you like better? What nail do I like better? This one. This is so funny. Clayton. How do you know which one is the next? How'd you know? Square. That's Clayton English. No. No. Joe, we get the two for one. I ain't know two for one. Jump in here. Four for five. What's up? Six for seven. I don't want no makeup on me either. Get in here. Joe, Joe. Man, what up, Joe? I'm not going to sit in here with another hour of y'all doing this. Sit in here. You don't want to, Bruh? I do want to, but you have to stop smoking. No. Go outside and catch your breath and come back. I am. B. Simone, you're holding it down. You can't think complaining. We love you. We support you. I can't feel like this. You can't breathe? Yes. Go ahead. Did you bring candy? You want candy? Can I get you a little mic? Can you bring any snacks? No. Don't worry. I'm going to bring some snacks. I didn't know I was coming. You just showed up. When you get in town? You just go closer on the mic. Are we check one, two? Are we doing it now? Stop, girl. I had to get that out of my mouth. You saw it. Get out of my mouth. What's up, man? You know, we just live. We just chillin'. 15 minutes, Carlos. That's of you, B. Simone. You must say hello to Clayton. I'm going to start talking for an hour. Well, look, we will do it. No, I'm not. I'm not even here. You're not here, Clayton. And look, he's zooming in on you. It's all good. I mean, you know, he does what he's doing. He's here, but he's gone. You don't understand. Every time Clayton English is in the building, he does the podcast from the future. I know. It's so funny that we never even like this. All right, we're really going to get Simon Domingo on the show. That's what we're going for. Man, we can't smoke in here now. Since when? As B. Simone was dizzy. She is. But she been dizzy, so. Carlos, give a damn about my arm. You dizzy. B. Simone, I love your arm. Did you smoke? First of all. Did you smoke a black in my arm around or don't do that? See, that's very good. At all. At all. At all. What else do you want? That's the most you go over? At all. Not. Look, this is where we smoke. Four blunt, three blunt, and a joint. But Ronnie was here. He's a big smoker. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. What's up, man? Man, what the fuck been going on with you? Where you been? Oh, man. You know, same shit. You been on the road selling our shit, too? No. Uh-uh. I ain't selling shit. You better start talking about that shit for tax purposes, man. OK, OK. Ain't nobody selling shit out. You been doing these? Man, hey, man, I have town hall meetings. That's what we have. We do town hall meetings for a religious organization, tax exempt, hanging around a lot of Jewish people. Gotta pay attention, man. Right. They gave me one of them hats, too. Which is pretty cool. The yarmulke? No, the other ones. Wait, what's the yarmulke? You ain't there yet. She ain't seen the other ones. She don't know the other ones. Hey, man. They got the other ones. Oh, the ones. He know. He seen the other ones. The leprechaun ones. No. You just guessing. You just grabbing for shit. But you kind of in there, though. I know. She close. You got to expect. Mm-mm. You know what I'm talking about. You know it's two other hats. Yes, he does. He fucking does it. He has to. No, he does it. We have to. He has to. They invited me over there. I had to go perform for them. OK, draw what it looks like. Draw it? That is racist and religiousist. No, it's religion. Sack religion. Sack is, yeah, you can't draw they hat. What if they drew your head? That little barn right there. It's antacymatic. What if they drew that shit and said, look, this beats them all? You would be mad. No, I would like that's not it. No, I'm just playing. Don't worry about it. They got to have it. I know. We're talking about. He really just saying some shit to come forward. Why are you so frustrated? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm dizzy, dizzy, dizzy. Stick the weed out and got dizzy. You're equilibrium. Is this your weed? Did you take this out of here? Is it uneven? Do you have one side longer than the other? Yes, bro. She said the shit was itching. It was top and head up too, man. It was not itching. It was pretty. Tell us what we do. We sell hair now, too. Be Simone, sell hair. What y'all doing, man? 85 sand bundles. Oh, man. She has taken her beard and cosmetic eyes to another level. She's selling weave and makeup and chap stick and all type of shit. Cut us out of the business. Went directly to China. She know the lady who got you Jordan Bottoms. I know you were looking at that top. I know that top. Who was this for? The athletic freak. This is actually pretty little things. Chicks who like jogging and they titties out at the same time. They cut the checks. I don't go fuck what I have to wear. Is fashion noble? No, it's pretty little things. I don't fuck. You wear whatever they sing you. You wear whatever they sing you. No, I pick up my own clothes. That's it. Hey, I did not say it was bad. I'm just saying, what do you wear this to like? If the whole thing was made out of the top, you would be musty. Strip or track me. Have your titties out. If the whole thing was made out of the top, you would be musty. Yeah, you would be musty. No. Yes, you would. If it was all mesh, you would be musty. Have you ever been to a Jamaican club? They be wearing that shit with some pom-pom shorts. All the rosters, man. They know. They stink? No, but that's sure. You said they're musty. That shirt make you musty. That's what they say. It's a net for must. It trap must. You had the whole shit. That's how you feel, bro? They know it. I've been there before. Hey, man, the people have missed you, money. Oh, man, the people don't miss me. Miss the people. You understand what I'm saying? But don't do. Why can't you do that with everything? But can't you explain to them why? When you're not the same. Don't make the money. Let the money make you. Make you. But tell them when you're not here, it's not our fucking fault. They act like we did something. No, they do. They did do something. Fuck them. They did it. What we did? I like it. Because they be seeing me in the streets and they be saying shit. They be like, man, what happened? And they be like, if they ain't fucking what you know more, we ain't fucking with them. And I'll be like, no. Some whole other shit. What happened? Nothing. What did you do? We're making dramatic. But it is a fault. That's what I tell the people out there, too. It's probably my fault. I didn't know that. Bring your ass home, man. That's what they say. They be checking in. They be like, why you ain't on the show? I be like, because I'm on the West Coast. And they be like, well, why they don't come out here? And I be like, man, how many questions you going to ask me, man? They got a whole question and answers to chat. What the fuck you be at? No leave a comment. They can answer, answer, answer. Respond back. Obviously, the comments are going neglected. So they find me. I'm outside the weed store security guard, like 85 South Show. When they going to come out here and do a show, they was out here. When were they out here? They was out here. Where they do a show at? So I'm out there for 30 minutes and still don't get no free weed. Fuck, give me a discount, a good parking spot. That's it. 15% off weed. This ain't Macy's. What? That shit good. Bruh, I did not know. That's what was going on. You know that. Whatever they say, they say that shit to me too. Whatever you hear. I'm trying to get you to blame for that shit, man. No, they blame me. And nigga, every time something happens, they be like, ah, I see how y'all niggas do, man. We're clating there. Like, bruh, that nigga's gone, man. No, they blame me though. I was like, you don't think I get it? We catching them both sad. Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah, I see why you ain't fucked with them niggas. I'm trying. Niggas is like, what did you talk? Niggas ain't fell out with a nigga. They started saying all the bad niggas, fuck my bitch one time, man. It was, she wasn't my bitch, but she, I liked her. And I'm like, you just look like the type of nigga that up. No, nigga, no. Oh, shit. That's what's going on out here. I told you, you was like, be positive. Yes. We stay positive, bruh. What you talking about? We just about being positive as people in general. Who ain't positive? Be Simone. Yeah, right. She's positive. That's not where I am. So I can't get it out. I thought you was about to tell me where you were at. Oh, you already got some weed on your board. This place changed. It looked the same inside. I want y'all to know. You just don't understand. This the season three. I want y'all to know. No, this shit looked the same. Here, this shit's still out there. That shit is woodgrain and marble. This shit is amazing. That shit is mad. Have you seen it out there? Oh, yeah. We had to walk out in there to get out. There you go. There's a little room set out there. Y'all used to it. I ain't never seen it. Last time I was here, it was a dirt bike. I haven't been here since the first time I did the show, I think. Broke the barn. Yeah, we've been out of the trap for a minute. This is one of our favorite place to record at, man. You know? Because you never, because Clayton show up, just we didn't even know. This shows up. Well, I was going to come over here anyway. Oh, well, I'm glad. Nobody can know where this is, but I was going to come over here. But I'm just glad that you didn't. You know, over here. Had we been anywhere else, what are the chances of that happening? What do you mean? Like, if we weren't in the trap tonight, wherever you just pulled up, man, you wouldn't have pulled up over there. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. If it was too far, I wouldn't have been. It's meant to fucking be. I just got here yesterday. Come on. I flew on a plane, almost missed it. Full on a plane. 46 seconds to check my bag, man. What? 46 seconds. That's what she told me. How good are you? 46 seconds. How long did it take to check in there for it? No time. What you did, you did, baby. Put me in. Put me in my bag here. I got one bag, push the button. That's all you got to do. How does she know you had 46 seconds? Cause they have a limit for housing. You know, the last minute you could check your bag. You got to get the flight an hour before. 45 minutes, thank you. That's what I tell myself every time I'm running late to that point. I'm gonna stop doing this shit. It scared the shit out you, don't it? Yeah. About to fuck the money up. But I always make it cause God don't, He know that I ain't always finished yet. But the next time, the next season, I'ma get it done. But the amount of hustle you put in to get through the airport? It cut into my sandwich time. Fam. I am a bagel. Ain't no more eating, you got to decide. You got to like, I've got to use all my energy plus I ain't eight. So now, now I'm cranked extra energy. Come on, man. Being used. Come on. I'm a early morning bagel type motherfucker. Einstein brothers, boys here. Bagel brothers. Whatever that wheat bread bagel shit. Whatever that airport shit is, man. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a creator. What about Atlanta airport? Do you fuck with the Boardshead deli? I just said they'll see. Nigga, they got that big pret-ass lettuce. Is it gay seed? What gay is that? Seed? Yeah, seed. Right there. They act like they miss you. Variations of different muscles. Spices and fresh ingredients. They got the pret-ass tomatoes from the public's commercial. They just still got water beads on them. Y'all get fresh tomatoes at nine o'clock in the morning. I don't even like them, but I like how y'all displayed them. Iceberg lettuce, please. Yeah, all of that. Told you, bro, I got toasted strudel at my house, man. I'm a whole another nigga. My attitude in this church. Yeah. Do what you gotta do. She gonna leave. Be careful. Don't sit on the toilet. It's good we gonna hit him meal clear. Thank you for taking it. You can leave. We not gonna fuck with you. Take it, please. Oh, I ain't see the shorts. Okay, it's a whole outfit. It's that shit called. For the hoochie on the go. Yeah. Swish, swish. Here it is. How you living, bro? Man. You catch us up on the Clayton English happening. Salvador Domingo Sightings. What can we say, man? There's so many things that can be said. Cool shit. Some work, some shit that ain't out yet. Very nondescript. Very nondescript. True TV. Back on True TV. True TV. What's the show? Comedy Knockout. Yeah. You defending your own championships. I lost. I lost one. Fuck. I still got a belt though. I know. I got a fucking belt. I know. Come on, dawg. What you got? You got yours? They sent you, they ain't sent you? Yeah, I got mine. I was just seeing what club we wearing them to. We ain't shit if we don't bust them out. I never thought about wearing it out. I'm bustin' mine somewhere. You gonna wear it out? At least on my birthday. I don't know if it was a weird one. Let me have my birthday party. Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not coming off. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Over the shoulder? On my way. It is part of my outfit. I earned it. After all this shit that I've been through. I'm gonna, on my birthday party, I'm gonna have a Hall of Fame. If you waste, I'll over the shoulder. All the fucking memorabilia. I have cuffed over the years, will be on display at my retirement party. They don't steal it? All the things. You know the groupies don't steal it? All the things that I cuffed from you. I'm gonna have somebody work it secure and you can just be able to look at it. Anybody that worked on this show, if you go to the house after they come through here, they got some shit they stole from them. Some t-shirts with other people's name on it, all type of shit. It's a nigga right now with a shirt that says Swaley on the back. Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that. I wasn't even supposed to say that. Say what? All right, cause they care. The future. Bleep that shit out, Joe. Don't tell him. The future. Don't matter. Don't tell him, though. Don't spoil the surprise. We'll just play that little piece when we put the episode out. Joe got on a Japanese band's jacket. Joe has pants on. His shorts are cool. He got on the pants that. Everybody in his pants are cool. You got on some. He got on the pants. That may analyze your outfit. Oh, shit. Oh, first of all, you got roasted. Excuse me. No, I'm not on this show. We'll do that. Don't shoot. We'll do that. We'll do this shit over here. This 85 South show. This is the station with some class. We don't do that back and forth shit. I wasn't even roasting you. I was saying it looked good. I told you. Okay, give me your best friend. Don't speak some mouth. Clayton is fucked up. I don't know how to roast. No, you don't. Yes, you do. Okay, give me what you got. We saw you roast. You just stop saying what you came. You always boosted. You act like you just came out of the car. You could do anything, little girl. We saw you on TV roasting in front of the world and it was funny. Bravo. You just wanted to kiss your ass. You stepped on. You snapped on somebody. DC. Nobody. She was roasting DC. Roasting? On the Wild and Out game. I know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. That's what he's talking about. He just hired me. Oh. You snapped on nobody. I don't know how to roast. All right, man. What a guy to hear. So everybody who saw me Simone on TV roasting and you thought she could roast, you just heard it. I did my best. I gave my all. I did my best, but I can't. Sell another outfit. My best wasn't good enough. All that. Don't roll your eyes at me. Do costume changes. I would. That's what we had in the game. What do you talk about? Mr. Rogers, the simplest nigga I ever changed clothes twice a day. And that was the coldest shit ever. You wearing the same shit all day? Are you crazy? That's my third outfit, bro. Like, I'm running out of shit. It was a lot of episodes where he came right home and changed into the shit he just had on. He has a shit camera. I had a green sweater. Let me put on the blue one. What aid is a white man? Do you just have a door closet full of sweaters? Oh, this nigga had the boat shoes and some bands. Come on, man. He's switching to some little... Hi. Would you like to be my neighbor? Like, nigga, this is apartment next door vacant? You saw the big uproar, right? Somebody said that burning Ernie was a couple. That was in love. I saw that. Fucked my whole perception of Sesame Street up. Take me through. Take me through. My whole life. What you thought they were? I'm thinking Bert and Ernie's brothers and they ain't not grown men. I'm thinking they parents, none like been to work or maybe they didn't have parents. It was just him and his brother. Kind of like Ernest and Willis. Okay. What show is that? Different Strokes. You gonna sing the song? Sing it loud enough. Start from the beginning. The world don't move. That's how all 80 songs used to start. The new body. It was different strokes. It was about these two little black boys who got adopted by this rich old white man who moved them to an uptown apartment with his white daughter and he didn't even worry about them trying to spend a little bit of money. All the kids who was on that show ended up having a very tragic ride. She in the world, but she not up for it. Hello. Yes, I. But the 80s at least tried to give us hope as black people by letting us be on TV. So very early. So they said the dudes that created them based it off their relationship. But Sesame Street came out and said, hey, first of all, our Muppets don't fuck. So they ain't in with it. They not doing one thing. Who the fuck knew that these puppets were grown? When did they get grown? I thought they had different parents. I'm under the influence that Elmo is eight years old. Right. Now they put fucking on the puppets. But who the fuck? When did Bert and Ernie get old enough to decide, well, we'll just make our own decisions and we're just trying to tell everybody that, man, Ernie's starting to lock. What the fuck? When did they do that? What? Somebody just, they just. What freaking ass mercies started to decide that these puppets need a sexual orientation. They created it said that's one of the creators of the character said he based it off his relationship, which was a gay relationship. But then the people who do Sesame Street that still run the shit. Cause you know, they still got shows to make. They like, hey, our puppets ain't fucking. Just because they made that movie, the happy time murders, don't mean that these puppets ain't the same puppets. That's what they're trying to say. I know, but they trying to say that these ain't the same puppets. Right. But if you. These like those puppets parent, that's what I'm saying. If you watch Sesame Street, I figured it out. That shit was preparing you for all the type of people you're gonna meet in the world. Right. How old is Big Bird? Right. Look, no, no, no. Look at all the people you meet in the world. Right. Look at all the people you meet. You'd have met a snuff of love against you. Hi Carlos. I'm not feeling good today. We Simone, nobody likes me. You've met a snuff of love against you. You'd have met a Oscar the Grouch. This nigga live in a trash can but want to talk shit to you. Why are you wearing that? Why do you live in a trash can asshole? Look at all these people, Bert and Ernie. Now they was two gay mothers. You thought they was little brothers bickering back and forth, but they actually have a little couple argument. What? This shit was getting you ready for the world. Who else? Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Frog, like big bitches. What? He and the BBW. And trying to act like it. Like, oh, Ms. Biggie, Ms. Biggie, Kermit, you be with the green dick on me. That's what she be on. Kermit the Frog out here, fucking big bitches. You better like it. What's all about this shit? Hatin' ass, nigga. So what was Cookie Monster? Cookie Monster was on them rocks, bro. Oh! Who we talkin' about? About the cookies! Obsessive, addicted. Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies! Cookies, mate. I like cookies too. She is for cookies! Come on, man. He had a whole album. He had a whole album about cookies. What else does he stand for? Cookies! Okay, then when you got a little slab, what the hell is that? Crack, crack, crack. Damn. Come on, who else is on that? Elmo. Elmo, come on, man. Elmo was a little motherfucker that manipulated people. By being cute. Make you feel sorry for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elmo, Carrie! Yeah, yeah. Oh! I just saw Elmo, you feel sorry for him. He get it, you have to steal your watch and stuff. Elmo just hit a lick! Elmo the finesse kid. Elmo got money now! Elmo came up! Look, who else on there? Everybody on there. Who else on there to count? Oh, he love that. What's the count? What's the count? The count. The count? The motherfucker teacher had a count. He was a vampire. He was in hoes. Pimping, human trafficking. One. One. One. Two. Three. Four bitches. Vah, vah, vah. I'm telling you. $7,000. So let me tell you the price. Everybody on there was fucked up. Big Bird. Big Bird was just, he was like, he was like ace. Big Bird was the way you feel when you get high. He was just, that's why he came through yellow like that. Big Bird was just. Cause only when you high would you even think you saw a bird that fucking big. It's a big yellow bird with orange feet, nigga with purple rings around him. Like nobody tried Big Bird cause we don't know if Big Bird got them hands. Like one of his hands don't even move that much. One thing I know about white people is they have people who get up early in the morning to bird watch. Nobody will say what kind of bird Big Bird is. He's, oh. He just a Big Bird. Is he an ostrich? Shout out to. Is he a turkey buzzard? He's an eagle. Hold on, hold on. Shout out to the international people all around the world. You know Sesame Streets and other countries got different Big Birds. Whoa, different Big Birds. Is that true? Puerto Rico, he a parrot. He green. His beak different. That's what I was about. Different countries got different Big Birds. They got all types of different muffins that apply to the country they from. This one y'all might not know. Big Bird had a fucking sister, some shit that came on Sesame Street one time. Big Bird got relatives and some most shit. Did she ever ask? The only reason I asked that is cause that's all. She was an emu on the side of the road one time. Oh no. I did. We saw it from a distance. We was like, who is this thick bitch walking? And then we pull, it's a big two-legged bird. I never watched. I'm gonna go watch some of this shit tonight. When you said it, it made sense. Sesame Street was just getting you ready for all the people you encountered. You're gonna see these people, man. You're gonna see these people. Cause it was funny, cause somebody was just talking about winning the pool and then fucking, what's Eeyore? These motherfuckers come around, be depressed all the time. So it is. I want you to feel sorry for them and shit. Winning the pool. I seen that shit on something. Winning the pool, all them shits is different personality disorders. All right? So you got Eeyore, he depressed all the time. That's why he moped around. Then you got Winning the pool. He a little slow, but he obsessed over one thing, honey. Like this motherfucker gets stuck trying to get some honey. He got a wholesome. Then you got Piglet. Piglet always worried about shit. It's confidence fucked up. Right. Tigger got ADD, this nigga jump around all the time. This nigga can't sit still, you know what I'm saying? Then the guy there, what else have you got? What did you have time to figure this out? It don't take long. It don't take long. If you've seen that, it makes sense. Damn, that shit make all the sense. What's the other thing? I don't know, bro. You the blew my mind. My mind blown. It's some other ones. I don't know. Yeah. Everything I thought I knew. I know you do. Shit like this is scary. This some controversial shit. No, this shit ain't gonna come out. What? This shit ain't gonna come out. You think it's too rough? Yeah. No, you can't post this? It's too rough. Stop. Get out of here. You too controversial. I don't know what they're being. Why you got the last few shirt on? What you been? What you been? Am I in some shit that I shouldn't be in? I'm out there. I stay in Koreatown though, but it's different. Where's it at in LA? Yeah. All right, Carlos. It's different. All right, man, I love you. Be good. Take your weave with you. Don't. Talk about my weave. I will when you leave. Here, smell it. Come on, it smells good. Don't do it. I don't even like looking at it. I've been holding my stomach this whole time. Been trying not to throw up on this microphone. Thank you, 85 Style Show. Are you selling those? No, these are mine. Bawl, bawl, bawl, bawl. And that was just. These are my own selling weave. Love you guys. Yeah. All right, be good. Sink it out. Precious them, soak that weave in some alkaline water. Don't post some more pictures in your drawers, bitch. Get it right. Hold it down. We got you. Precious on pizza mom page, man. Take me to talk about it. Oh, this is terrible. Don't have the attitude when you come down there. Timo ride. Get some of that. She knew it. I'm going to wait by a little movie. Dick of the Boo Boo. Contact hung on the Z-Rom. I'm polo down. Don't give a fuck. They just dropped these new colors. Knickers ain't even got these ones yet. White Knickers ain't even got these colors. All right, let me go check mine. You get what I'm saying. Shit. You always got to have that moment of clarity I don't know what the fuck they have to yeah, but some about that moment got observing see how far it's burnt Get on there's like a war battle That's only when you That's how you can tell it from a book and really roll the blunt if you could just smoke Yep Y'all be careful Yeah Reach my head hey man bank. No, what big bank was this Yeah, that's it hard Oh I don't you don't really care these I'm trying to think man. I don't know what I've been I don't even know what I've been listening to I swear I've been right with no music As a DJ, I don't even know what I've been Leaving my own $2,000 everybody know falling degrees want to come on Oh Give me that money bag yo and little baby up all of All of a sudden I can do we can do that cuz that ain't really too much I don't love a sudden sly mama No, motherfucker, I know you was right there. What you got on what kind of shoes are those Chelsea? Why? Don't start I'm not official host in this homecoming I guess they bring your Chelsea boots that phone I ain't hate that you sure you want to jump out there like that. I already did I'm just letting you know this coming from a nigga older than you now these pictures gonna be round for help I know and then you can't not be fucking with Chelsea I'm saying you see the pictures in five years all your homecoming pictures you got on Chelsea Think about this shit I mean this is a lifetime commitment now I'm just saying Hey, what's up, man people have been asking me what is the website that I can go to to make bets online And I'm telling you it's my book. Yeah, that's my B. Oh, okay. I That's the site to hit. I'm telling you bro post the link so they can know where to go to They have live in game betting and they will match your first deposit 100% up to a thousand dollars Flip your money right out the gate and for all your fantasy players listen You can even bet the over under on how many points your fantasy player will score Come on now get in the game use our promo code 85 south and get your first deposit match a 100% up to a thousand dollars. Tell them Carlos search it when you get there promo code 85 south. See you guys later We should make that a thing Community colleges a lot of black people most of those are you know black so we should just put our name on This is out to everybody from Chicago from Mississippi, I mean our family I mean without Mississippi It ain't no family to be you go here. I'm from the roots, baby From the real roof. That's what all the Chicago the great migration. Look it up 85 south show It's all this about hold on y'all got new merch. I've been seeing it out there Let me let me just break something down right 85 south show Came from nothing. Okay That's all we had Whole lot of nothing Guess what we have now a little bit. You know what we learned that Clay Lane when have you ever had a little bit of something put it with a little bit of something else I had a lot never Only can have some You got to put all that shit in there So you can have some come on bro because motherfuckers the head none, right you feel Now you had none how you gonna get some because you can't keep having none Right But what you gonna do you got a little bit. Uh-oh you in there That's why uh-oh you got a little bit for what you're gonna do with that little bit but I always understood that Staying ready Prevented me from having to get ready what I'm gonna get ready for if I'm already ready Oh, we're doing barbershop quotes. Oh, well, then you know what the fuck it is You know Shit, I ain't got to make money bitch money make me Say what you want to you want to ask me about where I'm going and you ain't never even been why I've been How you gonna See what I seen You can't look how I look and you ain't folk. Yeah, you look at what you want to see Your rubber neck Your goosebumps Your galavan you look at who and you're dilly-dally. She never big for spaghetti Don't do that what my man said she ain't got a lot of ass, but I can work with her One girl Hey, what's so insufficient in the ass department? He said that she ain't got a lot of ass, but titty bop with That's what he said. That's what he said. He's moved on to a whole new section. You know You know, we just gonna titty bop Oh, don't bit over A titty bop with it. He done changed his song You know why it's funny that you brought that up because people always call black men homophobic and shit But I was listening to some new Orleans bounce. Oh, since it bounced They always wrong for saying that in my life They always throw the sissy bounce in there. I was listening to dj jimmy that nigga say now do the sissy boo And that was part of that was part of the song See, you're right. You're right Little way and be born them lines all of the time We're just living in a different time. Yeah All the uh, what you call it you think we go Like as a country You think we'll ever run out of weed? We run out of it. No, you can't run out. You think it's some weed stash somewhere? No, not the way I've been playing these seeds anytime I see a seed I put that fish in the ground so we're gonna get all of you straight man in the ground grow Damn, I put it in the ground and I whispered to it rumble young man rumble and I hope it grows up We can be grown man. This is what's coming up on the 85 south show Give them the rundown. Give them some more commercials. This is time. Oh, okay to shoot We got a commercial coming up. I'm gonna have to do it. This is chair. What's this apa? Hey my man You can you get it up? Do you want to keep it up? Can you get it up? Keep it up if you need to just make it harder. We got something that may work Let me take some first before I promote this shit I don't want to be promoting this shit and this shit don't work, bro Then I'm looking like an asshole nigga think he done found a way. Did they send us some? Did they send us some? They gave us the money All right, we'll do it because they sent the check, but I'm just saying I don't know I don't know if this shit really worked. I'll be a lying motherfucker if I just said hey these pills They ain't got no they ain't got no outline for what to say. What do you go to crazy? I don't need to make your shit have more veins than you used to have Where do we do you want your dick to be more shiny? They're all kind of pills on the market, but if you want a shiny dick the only dick pill with vitamin e it's aloe What the fuck are you talking about? No, I'm gonna do it You don't make a lot of sense on this instruction shit I told you You ever think vaping is too expensive even though they sell vape pens for a dollar at your local convenience store Now we'll definitely do I'll we'll do this shit in a minute. I don't feel like this Now we don't we're not pushing no money back Chad. That's your that's the wrong idea to have No, you're not because I didn't requested that we push our money back I was just saying in the meantime tell them to send us some of these dick pills and let's all take some and go fuck our hoes No, no, it's a group. I'm not together. Yeah, but I'm saying like we'll take Let's all take some tonight. All right thursday night. Take the pill and fuck your girl and we'll report back We need to have a control with the night and then you do your analysis then take the pill thursday We'll all bring our shit back. Well, you know you need to have a control in the variable So you need to fuck somebody got a night and then fuck Yeah, you gotta Decide to make sure because you love your girl that should always work with your girl But with these bodies who knows who knows your shit might not get hard to four in the morning after she didn't cut you out of left All right, right. What time does this shit kick in? Amen Hey to all the all the audience of the 85 south show. Yes, we will continue to put out ads for whoever We don't know what the fuck going on and you don't either I keep it a three thousand and six No, bro, some people like man, I'm glad I skipped them ads no the fuck I'm not Watch that shit. Watch it. You don't never know what we might be promoting my name And you don't never know what you might need It's great, bro. You saw the 2k ad Where we are making moves We making moves out here Who put that shit together chat this you Acting a fucking fool. Come on, man. Come on, dude. We got so much shit Duh, I mean who they call but that was a trick to see if he was gonna take credit. He did That was a trick. It was a trick. So they're about to send us a money Thanks, man, we need money Everybody needs my name Especially when you're black You gotta pay it back Especially if you don't pay a tax Everybody needs a little money Especially when you black You got to pay it back Because if you don't pay taxes they'll lock your ass up And throw away the key like they did run Isley and young westerly snakes Everybody needs money A little bit of paper A little bit of cheese When I was broke and didn't have shit did nobody give a fuck Until I got my paper up And then they got back on my nuts and When I start living with myself People got mad Start talking about my ass bad When I start stacking all my money And that's one nigga said this nigga ain't shit No, I didn't hurt that bitch As soon as I start getting paper And the bitches start fucking The niggas started hating All right, that's enough. Fuck this shit. That's enough Just to let you niggas know I bring the fifties back on these hoes nigga. What style was your second? That was the fifties, man. That was that was uh, Nate Fisher Nate Fisher? I know it was Nate dawgs. No. Okay. Everybody needs money A little bit of paper I'm stupid And the motherfucker bro, you good? I'm great Bro, this is the real trap shit, bro. You just showed up in it. I'm glad to have you around I'm glad to be around. What advice can you give to the young followers, man? It's somebody who's watching this Who's like, damn man, I'm supposed to be over there doing my shit Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me talk to them. Uh, no, you're not You ain't supposed to be over there. You're supposed to be where the fuck you at right now Where are you, bro? I'm hey, I'm where I'm supposed to be Right. I'm where I'm I'm close to where I'm supposed to be but even where I'm supposed to be ain't close to me You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying? Take this. I'm close to be I'm close to where I'm supposed to be But I ain't nowhere close Wow You Nigga And if a nigga was approaching me and he was closer than me, you can expect me Okay, so you spit that like I was supposed to know that but it was a known fact But I didn't know that it was a known fact and I didn't even know that What? I didn't know that when you put it on the door, man But you left it there. So I had to call my whole back Said hey, those drop this shit. Did you know that? She said, yeah I said well bitch why you ain't called that you talking about the same bitch who cut her hand said fucking it a grow back The same bitch who cut her hand said a grow back Oh You put up with her shit because I asked that And you put up shit with her As correct Whoa I did what you said Stay with her because you enjoy the head She's not gonna treat you like the nigga that you was But she's gonna treat you like the nigga that you is You did I did It's the nigga that you is Dammit, but if the nigga that you is it's just a little bitch Then you ain't never gonna get none of this pussy from this bitch. Whoa. You did I was never even trying to When she found out that I found out that she was lying to That's when we got really cool Watching her do what she trying to do She she was lying to She was lying, but that's fine too. That's fine too because she got a girl and I got mine too And that's a lying too, but yesterday ain't had time But today I got time too Okay Because you know if I got one bitch I gotta have a bitch And if you ain't talking to the bitch you probably talking to the bitch behind you Yeah And when I call the bitch on me no disrespect But I'm just talking about against the bitch so you can know what my mind said that Your mind said that But that answer So put two digs In her What? Never why ain't that bad? Never would I ever what type of shit is that? You gonna have to run that back and explain all that If two digs in there, you know it doesn't happen. She the fuck this nigga and it's happening No, so now that the pussy snap no What's she doing her spare time ain't my business You're staying out two digs going in one bitch is just something I don't never want to witness On no I done heard about them type of women they call she devils I'm through fucking with you man. You play too much You always gotta take shit too far and they always blame it on me. It's really you know, it's never me Man, never me. Hey, man. These are the 85 south show chronicles. These are things that you may have never heard Ever even though they exist Oh, shit guys the McRib is back Does it ever leave? Yeah They only sell the McRib when the pork prices go down. Did you know that? I'm gonna get one That's what bro You do what you can I do what I want Hey, I know how you feel about me Yeah, bro, you eat that bullshit, bro. You be eating kingwine shit I don't say nothing. I just be like, bro You have to up real It's hard to work out with you Chad don't be working out. I love that work out. Chad work out. You done 20 workouts, man. I don't know. I try to run twice It ain't gonna happen. You're just gonna be there, you know, old-faced in shape nigga. I don't think I can cheat the clock, bro No, my folks My folks age pretty well Yeah, man, but they ain't got shit to do with you They don't deal with the shit you have to deal with No, keep doing your thing, man. Keep eating skinless chicken That's gonna that's definitely gonna keep you alive. No, well, I just don't try even to cry for Yeah, I'm eating whatever the fuck I want to and I'm still here talking to you Yes, sir Hey, but you stress free, bro. What the shit? Boy stop Hey, what's going on It's the McReab back The McReab back All right, uh, let me get the McReab combo. No pickles. No onions Let me get a large coke to drink. You want something to do something Hold on one second I'm half a minute I mean, I try to stay with the deer Anything Fried salad What kind of salad are you eating? Um, they got chicken salad In the south west Is it fried? No, they got grilled chicken salad I'll do a grilled chicken salad Thank you sir. I didn't think about that Vinaigrette Now you have vinaigrette Yes, that'll work No, that's fine And a water. Let me give me a bottle of water, please My bad, bro. Hey, I appreciate you, man God bless you, man I love you I'll get it if she don't see me Cous, I still had to pay for my food I don't I don't even have my money I had to use my, uh, my, uh, chicken's food stamp card I'll make sure the water is bottled water Can you make sure the water is bottled water Hey, y'all, ice cream machine work? No Fuck out of here, man This shit terrible When y'all gonna bring orange soda back? The orange I know when you gonna bring it back Burger King got y'all shit now Wow Y'all just let them take y'all little shit No, I'm serious If I go up there, you gotta give me some extra shit I need some for my pain and stuff My inconvenience and stuff I have to pull up Huh? We just going around eating McRibs Drove up here from Atlanta Just keep going to all the McDonald's We got a little deal We making a documentary about the McRib So you said pull up right here Right here Alright, make sure I got a bunch of loose fries At the bottom of my bag and all that Cause he's taking long Y'all supposed to give me a milkshake or something Who? Me My name Rico Wade I'm gonna pull up but It better be some extras in my shit It's not the dude I'm a producer, I produce music For the dungeon family Thank you bro Alright This podcast right here Is for motherfuckers Who get highest fuck And already have their order ready On the way to the restaurant Don't let that bitch be closed Cause you're gonna be really disappointed You ever had to switch up your order When you had, nigga that's the worst Shit help, you got a whole attitude Cause you to fix your face You to fix your mouth for it Like your momma said I to fix my mouth to eat my goddamn Leftovers and you didn't ate the shit up I had my mouth fixed To eat How do you fix your mouth? Does he wipe it off with a napkin That shit She to set her tongue like a placement Let me She to dab herself off And you to ate her shit I beat the shit out of me too Somebody eat my food now that you grow You see what your parents went crazy Fuck When you got your mouth fixed That's a whole face You got your mouth fixed for something And they not there My fucking mouth fix to be fixed For Chick-fil-A on Sunday And then you forget It ain't Sunday if you ain't right with the lord That's why Chick-fil-A do it Oh you forgot it was Sunday, that's cause you've been Sending for so long Chick-fil-A don't give a fuck if you eat chicken on Sunday They said order some Saturday night You know we close them off Like at this point in the game If you eat Chick-fil-A in the oven it's not that bad At this point in the game Chick-fil-A Recognize that you recognize Chick-fil-A open on Sunday Like it's just one of the things that's just is They sell their bootlegs They not folding on that It's a bootleg Chick-fil-A on Sunday You go to a nigga house and he got a bunch of shit he stole Out the bridge If Chick-fil-A was open on Sunday They'll be exposed Ain't nobody about to be nice to you Seven days a motherfucking week It's that day off that keep that Chick-fil-A Energy going Hey welcome to Chick-fil-A Tomorrow Nobody got to come in You can't do that shit seven days a week You pull up with Chick-fil-A at seven o'clock On a Sunday expecting that same Hey can I get a chicken bitch Pull up Where's the pep of Chick-fil-A Sleeping in that bed Sleeping my nigga You the first one in here talking loud on the goddamn speaker I hate you my nigga Pull up bro relax You want some jelly or some syrup Hey the Polynesian sauce box Ain't even up here yet Pull up Bro we just opened Man pull up Sunday Whole company go to shit The customer service Goes out the fucking window Done You giving them a break I see that I never thought about that What other companies could benefit from The Post Office They need a day off The Post Office closed air goddamn day How do you even get to the Post Office There's a couple of them still alive The bank be closed a lot too They bring me shit but I ain't never sent them shit They ain't never had to go and send some shit off Not really I do that shit and they try to flee over most of it You live in your life like it's golden Nah I do it late Just print the label Go You living in the real future Just sit that bitch by the door and they come get it Draw it, scoop it up Pick it up, I'm with it They do corners and everything If me and the robot Hover over the shit and pick it up like this Drift out And then that bitch when they fly off They send a text, thank you Clayton With a thumbs up too But the shit's so great it's gonna send a black dog I didn't know you a black man That's how we gonna be with the whole technology Shout out to this shit I'm scared of that new technology You better be Then Alexa and shit Alexa just sitting around Listening to you talk all day Picking up on key words She don't do what I want her to do She told me shit like don't worry You just imagine you sitting at home by yourself Just lonely and she know you depressed Carlos Would you like for me to call up some hoes Who said that? It's me, your friend Alexa Oh my god Come here, don't be afraid That's funny You look up and be rubbing on your leg You leave it on Man I don't have that shit Man that shit freaks me out to think about that shit You wake up and it's a motherfucker rubbing on Oh shit It's not a robot Alexa remember all that shit Hey Clayton February 16, 2017 But you like to hear EZE again Why you remembering this shit Yeah They got some new shit I done been out there Yeah I don't really like none of this new technology I don't even like the remote that you can talk to I don't know who the fuck listening to that How the TV know what I said Who built the memory bank PlayStation controller got a Mic And a camera But it act like it don't got a mic Cause you got a body shit I got smart TV that bitch know when you fall asleep Cause it turn itself off Cause you close your eyes You just be there and don't move for a long time That bitch go to a whole another screen TV got an attitude Oh you ain't gonna look at me Turn to some follow this But the crazy part is you can still hear the TV So you can fall asleep and wake up that bitch Fuck y'all Y'all still got the TV with the big bag Things are changing out here bro That's what we were talking about before you got here Everybody doing big shit TV shows out the ass Everybody who done been on the 85 South show doing good Cause we blessed them Amazing shit from The bleachers, the field And the sideline Like air sport How you feel about the comedy game right now Climate what's going on What is going on I'm just saying on the positive side What people are making their own opportunities Yeah Look this shit is out here For the picking Yeah Right now It's probably the dopest time for comedy And I think part of the key is you can't let The people that think They control the ends To distribute comedy Interesting Interesting That's an interesting take That's real Cause they out there They want it but they got to get it from us I like that You got a manager Managers is like An equipment manager in football You know what I'm saying Yeah talk your shit bro I'm listening They get you what you need We be fucked up cause I used to work with people So I think a manager is You associate them with being a job A facilitator You work for me So now when they point out stuff You're like oh okay Let me make sure you point out shit from A managerial standpoint Of what's being focused on Yeah sometimes you got to Sometimes as an artist you do have to go back And highlight certain things that you won't Have a certain importance to you They may not know or understand The value that you hold Personally to some of the things That you may want to accomplish As opposed to just Being on the pursuit of the dream Like hold on wait one second This means something to me right now I want to pursue this and I understand This needs to be made And I understand that this is a process That may take a little bit longer than you May be feeling that you should take I know that I want to do this So I know that I need to do this And this needs to happen before I can get to the part that I'm telling you I want to get to But I got a damn good manager though No no no I'm not talking about I'm talking about a general Just coming to this side realize Even agents like my agent The whole team got to see You got to be Interactive You got to Stay on them days to go stay on you But at the end of the day these people Work for you and this is one of the only games Where you can have people working for you And your talent is always Going to get you your work Like my talent gets me in every room It's not you know what I mean Like even though you worry about Somebody's going to fight for you Nobody's going to believe in you The way you believe in you Nobody not one person But that's just part of the game though People who understand and they See a certain value in you And they can help you facilitate your Your your your shit Oh they got to see it Because now the way it's moving is Yeah man Avenue's opening So Yeah Everybody out here jumping in comedy though I think we living in a technology Revolution still It's still the boom of the middle of a technology People like A lot of variations of the same thing Like People are more open to accepting new Shit and they want to see And they want to hear different opinions And different perspectives And it's not necessarily just a competition That people make it out to be every time Maybe a real philosophical I don't know if this This might have to be a college Degree episode This is going to be the uh It's on your syllabus Man You understand I'm a rapper but I'm still a gorilla And I whip you like the thriller Manila Jewel now don't never get all his credit bro It's time to give it to him I whip you like the thriller Manila Hey uh that's what you should do What? She have 85 south Tributes For people that you Like they used to do Apollo land Yeah like a belt but we don't have to get a belt Because I'm shit's expensive Marvin Gaye picture Marvin Gaye Marvin Gaye Marvin Gaye Marvin Gaye Marvin Gaye Did he have a cartoon? Was that the same song? Cause that shit sound right It sound adequate Did he have a what was he that poppin ever? He had a sitcom Marvin Gaye was the nigga Marvin Gaye had a sitcom Marvin Gaye tried that for the Detroit Lions Marvin Gaye was the original Lionel on the Jeffersons You know what's strange is fuck though Is me and Marvin Gaye Have the exact same birthday Oh well And it's a picture of him right there Yeah that's why we not just talking about Shadee Yeah she's beautiful I love Shadee I'm outta here man I'm tired Yeah I'm bout to go man I didn't know y'all was over here I'm candy today But that's the magic of it bruh You think the people not gonna be able to watch this shit And know that you didn't know that we was here I don't know what that means I didn't know you were in jail You just be pre-blending now I never creep I'm just saying I never creep I never creep Nah I just came into town to see some people I'm glad that we on that list of people Yeah I'm this weekend though I gotta do the laughing skull You gonna be here this weekend Oh yeah We had that bad boy Vortex man You could come in there and get a coronary bypass burger I'm not gonna have that Yeah I mean I think it does what it says Yeah it probably does But I won't have that Nah I love me too much Yeah I mean you can have one in your life Nah I'm straight But pick when you want it Nah I'm good on all of that I'm gonna have one at the end Straight You know some shit man me and you be talking But I was watching some shit on YouTube the other week man I don't believe in dinosaurs man You don't believe in dinosaurs I really just don't believe that shit First of all You mean to tell me it was just big ass lizards And shit just walking around the earth Fucking up shit All type of big ass Animals just roaming around Having social lives And shit deciding that they Don't eat vegetables and shit Who put that shit together man Okay so here it go They went little But that's what I'm saying No dinosaurs went little No no no They were little that's what I'm saying Everything was big But it was big people at the same time Big ass people So basically they were just regular size And little ass We little Compared to the old shit It wasn't like the Flintstones It was people with big dinosaurs was little Niggas would step on Bronosaurus Bronosaurus be in the way You know what I'm saying? Niggas hit Bronosaurus What they didn't call all the time Cause you gotta understand it's always been a That makes sense why they fossilized They just stepped on How else you getting the ground Niggas How else you getting the ground Niggas so glad you came over this bitch What the fuck else you getting the ground man They make it sound like it's just Big 20 foot motherfucker WRAP Walking around The trees The trees was big as shit Everything was big as shit People was big as shit Mushrooms was big as shit These shit is big to us You feel me? These shit is big to us But these shit was shit Niggas was doing that to pterodactyls Like pterodactyls fuck up a barbeque Damn Get one of those citronella candles Get rid of these pterodactyls Pick up your stegosaurus I stepped on this goddamn stegosaurus I'ma throw this little motherfucker away If you can't go keep him in his cage Mushrooms was little bro Everything was big More oxygen bigger shit Right Bigger people And ain't no advanced Societies Look we advanced right now We technology barcass everything We cool we advanced People somewhere in the rain for us Living like they don't know nothing about this You feel me? So in the past it was like that too The dinosaur was wearing shit That's why they kept getting stepped on Ran over in shit Damn You are a fucking genius That made all Okay I'll let that go So you don't think You think the fossils fake Are you just saying the time period The fossils might just be a bunch of shit Put together to fit the description There might be some whale bones Mixed in with a little bit of shark bones And I don't know They could have easily put that shit together I don't know what animals those are This is true Out of scenes of shit but that shit That shit look right Jurassic Park That's what got me You didn't tell me it was a big ass Tyrannosaurus rex that motherfucker He had some little bit of chicken wing Couldn't reach nothing How? He wasn't big He was the equivalent of You know one of them dumb ass fish That's deep in the sea You know what I'm saying Nigga just a mouth in the asshole One of them fish That's what the t-rex was Alright so what the fuck are we then Oh we We microbials nigga Back then they wouldn't even be able to see us With their naked eye bro You understand me We that good little virus that Survived you know what I mean Boy damn near The earth go big and then it get Littleer and littler and littler Until it ain't no more We really just think we're important in a Boy we think we big in a bit This shit ain't big Nigga go up in a plane Look down on that shit Look at this stupid Look at that dumb ass car We really think we're Important in this bitch Nah man we all Yeah I mean we got it though We're supposed to be here Especially us Every time you come around You fuck my head up and then you leave All some magic shit Why you keep doing this shit Now that you said that Holy shit I've ever heard about him That makes sense Big ass rhinoceros Run around Just like Jurassic Park It ain't big to us That wasn't us We were still germs back then Boy we was snot Still dick snot Trying to crawl to the A Snotting somebody's bones Damn Say what My daddy You know your mom house getting it dicks up I got to learn how to talk to people better My bad I ain't mean I ain't mean no harm I like you though for some reason I just What's your name Your name what Tay Tarray I don't like no extra head bitch without land I can't trust you bitch You got too many friends You got 19 bitches who like you Somebody land Ain't no way all y'all friends You'll learn that later on in life You ain't got but two friends I don't know why the fuck y'all so deep Okay Three of them bitches gonna try to kill you As soon as you come up I can't stand that bitch Wouldn't be so fake friendly with their friends Y'all be turned the fuck up Where you go yes bitch yes All of this Be riding in the car with your home girl Won't even tell her her pussies thing Shout out to Tarray My new sad chick She just won an all expense paid gift card To the Waffle House Say what She'll take me to Waffle House period Oh that's You doing something you keep saying period Ah that ain't shit Niggas gonna have our own shit I'm through talking to your ass Punctuation Bitch don't ask me no questions parentheses I'm really out here getting money Send my calling