 My rage? I'm not much of a rager. I mean, I'll quit. I'll rage quit, I guess, but I won't, like, yell. I won't shout. I'll just be like, ah, I should take a break. Sorry if you hear some squeaking because I'm in my brother's room because my room is too small to have a computer. So I'm using my brother's room as an office workspace. So you might hear some squeaking because he's got a very squeaky chair. This game is bad. That's fine. I like bad games. All right, let's play the game. Platforming. In my soul's like, it's more likely than you think. Kusabimaru, your sword. Can I get a sword and shield instead? I'm not much of a long-sword guy. When you've re- Okay. I can't attack him. I love the physics in this game, in these games. It's like, meh, fuck your books. Take that, master. Yeah. Hello, good sir. Master sneak man. Master sneak man. Yeah, I've played Dark Souls. Ah, aerial attack. All right, got him. Okay, you want some? There we are. Flawless. Come on. Ooh, ouch. That's not good. There we go. Oh, hello. What are you? I feel bad. He was just minding his own business. Are we the baddies? Is this family guy the game? Yeah, look, there's Homer. Yeah, just wait until we get into the actual game and I start messing up. Ah, this is pretty. Oh, I shouldn't have messed up that rock. Also, I think my chat's pretty good when it comes to, like, back seedings. Hello there. All right, well, I died to the tutorial boss. Oh, all right, that's the end of the game. Thank you guys for coming to watch. I really appreciate all the support. That is a sick fucking arm. Ain't it cool? This is the Dark Souls of Monster Hunter. See, that's why I'm so good at this game. Because I've played both Dark Souls and Monster Hunter. Huh? Oh my God. Oh my God. Ceramic sharp, a piece of powdery that breaks. Go ahead and animate each other. Okay, I can throw rocks. Yeah. Well, stealth kill. Oh my God, it's so brutal. Handle body, look, I'm a fastened creed. Oh, what? Is that a rooster? Excuse me? Excuse me? Okay. Oh my God. Oh, I'm sorry. This is full of ash. It's pocket sand. Oh. No. First try. Asterisk. I did it. Stealth, stealth, stealth. Keep them coming. You, sir, must stop. You're a large boy. Okay, I got to figure that out. No. Oh, I don't like that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Run away. God, run away. I guess he's one and done. Oh. Oh, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Come on, posture. There we go. Come on, get him. Stink hero seems to be going well. Yeah, I haven't died yet. Okay, well, I have died, but not like proper died. I have resurrection by erection. Hello there. Run. This game makes me feel cool. Like a samurai man. I don't have any fire things. All right, great. Well, thanks for the information. All right, well, screw that up. You know, it's a boring way. Hello. Can I combine it with this? No, I can't. Grab attacks cannot be deflected. There is no way to avoid taking serious damage. Okay. All right. Thank you tutorial message. Best way to practice is now, right? Wow. Okay, all right. I think it's time to poke it. If he grabs you, he does a lot of damage. Thank you. I'm going to take a shot of water every time Wolf asks a question. There's another one. Consume gore seed to increase it. And what the hell do you think it is? Ow. Hey, that's not cool. That's not cool. Hey, here. Well, all right. That was my attempt at my own pocket sand. Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. Well, okay, that's too many enemies. Okay, I'm burning. Run. Hello, sir. Oh, I could have eat drops. No, I'm invincible. I'm opening a door. You can't touch me. I'm touching base. Resurrection. Yeah, I wasn't expecting that. Were you? Ow. Well, you didn't see anything. No, you don't see me. You don't see me. I'm stealthed. Go away. Acts of the monkey. Less for cutting and more for breaking things with its weight. Okay, sword and shield, guys. Less for cutting and more for breaking things with its weight. Pocket sand. Sword and shield is too powerful. More for breaking things with its weight. They have swords and shields. Run! Breaking things with its weight. Breaking things with breaking things. It was at this point that this guy got, like, really, really mad in the chat and, you know what, you're right. I can't enjoy a video game. I'm just playing it wrong, you know? I should have listened to you. There's no way I can have fun with this game now and I'm really sorry. I might as well just turn in my YouTube badge. Cover from the... Excuse me, sir? Hacks? Hacks? Just Naruto run through them? All right. Now, this is first and foremost a stealth game. Okay, here I am now. Sneaking around an enemy base. Remember if you kill them before they kill you. They can't kill you and you've killed them. Thank you, KB Karma. Very useful tip. Get a load of this guy. You're in for a treat, my friend. No deaths. Oh god, it's a rooster. Oh fuck. Let's see these then. Whoa! I now have Fireball. I don't know what this does. Slice! See you later. You don't see anything. You especially don't see anything. All right. No, you don't see. Hello there. All right, more gun. Oh god, Pokemon gun. There we go. I really don't like this place. Hello there! Ah, headless. Right. Or dodge. That's purple stuff. What is purple stuff? I don't want it to be filled. This is terrifying. No thanks. All right. See you later. Yeah, that's a nope. Why is it got to be crawling on the wall? I don't like that. There's a snake out here. Jesus Christ. That's a big boy. Look the other way please. Ah, and on the size of this lad. Jesus. Nope, he can't see me, right? He can't see me. Don't see me. This is actually a horror game now. This is actually a horror game. This is actually a horror game. God, I hate this. I hate this so much. I hate this. I never play horror games. This is the worst. I don't want to play this anymore. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to play. I don't want to play. There's not enough grass. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this so much. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I can't. Oh god, chat. I actually can't. Thanks for ruining it. I'm really having fun with this game. I'm liking it so far. This looks like a boss arena. Hello? I assume there's a boss around here. Hope you don't mind me taking this. All right, if you say so. That's one. That's a sweep. I should have dumped. Whoa, horsey. That was close. The sculptor has been coughing blood. I took a sample of this blood. A sample of his blood? The blood that he's coughed up. The sample of his blood? The blood that he's coughed up? Coming out of his mouth? That he's coughing? Jolcat, just a quick tip that he takes damage when you hit him. Thank you, cake loving gamer. Eventually that joke's not going to be funny anymore. My game! Just cut him off. Oil. Fire. Not a range. I was holding the block button, but I guess it started too hard. Pocket sand! Horsey! You're being very good. You're being too good right now.