 All right so here's the pants. Okay. So I have no idea that this was I like when I saw you wearing this I just thought you were wearing regular pants and that you had just attached all the trash to you but I didn't know that you had like a made trash pants. So Helen Hong is putting on the trash pants. Oh my god this is already so heavy. So I messaged Helen on Instagram and I was like hey we should do something. I've been a fan of Rob as because I am a maximalist and a borderline hoarder and I have way too much stuff in my life and so I have this fantasy of being a minimalist like Rob and so I've been a fan of Rob's on YouTube for a while and then and then we somehow met over social media and now I'm trying on his trash pants which is harder clearly. And I'm thoroughly enjoying Helen Hong trying on my trash pants. Which is harder than it looks. So far so good. Harder than it looks. I like how Helen thought I was just walking around with stuck tapes to my body. I literally just thought you had like taped trash bags to the sides of your actual pants. She thinks I'm a rookie. But Rob being Rob has constructed like paid someone to design pants that can carry trash. Yes shout out to Nancy Judd. Thank you always for designing the suit. Oh my god this is already so heavy. Is it? Okay I have the pants on. You are right that when you get to know me you'll see that I'm gonna pay attention to all the details of how you pull off the campaign like this. Like if I'm gonna walk around covered in garbage for a month I gotta do it right. Rob goes hard. He doesn't have ass. And I usually don't remember that I'm doing it hard at all because it just feels completely normal that occasionally I see myself in the reflection of a window and I'm like oh my god this is intense. All right now what are these what are these? Okay so those get strapped on once. They are already so heavy. Oh my god. I will say the pants are the light part. The jacket's the heavy part. Okay um so I put it on as a like a like a camping backpack. Yes. Do I have to crouch? I love that. I just wanted to share because when we started this I didn't know what was going to happen exactly but we decided to start filming and I just realized like I'm super excited for this whole video. I'm excited that you guys are all getting to watch all of this because this is just a joyous experience and I'm excited that you're all here with us. Oh god. Wait I can't get this arm in. I can't get this arm in. Okay okay okay. Hold on you're in front of us. You gotta pull that arm up. You gotta be behind the backpack frame. There you go. Okay. So there is a backpack frame in here to distribute the weight so it doesn't crush Helen. This is intense. Let me put these inside. This is my workout for the week I think. Wait you gotta get the full experience. I gotta start. Let's go to the cheesecake factory. I gotta buckle you in. Yeah are you cool with having the full experience? I think we should go to the cheesecake factory for some reason this makes me want to go to the cheesecake factory. That is totally reasonable. I think it's because it's so excessive there. Oh man I totally just realized how good this would be if you wore this for a whole day with me. I've never done this before. People have strapped me in. I can hardly take like I'm taking the you see the size of the steps that I'm taking. This is as much as I can walk. Every time you were walking you were kind of doing this waddle and I was like ah that's cute. But now I see why you're doing it. It's because I can't physically lift my leg any higher. I gotta button you on the top button. You gotta get the full experience. Oh my god. Get my hair out. Get my hair out. Don't strap my hair in. Wait what's the doughnut? We need your flowing locks to be over. Over the trash. Over the trash. Wait so you commission this from a designer? Yes so I originally came up with this idea because it was like how do you make the trash the most visible? How do you walk around the streets coming to garbage in a way where people can see all of the details of your trash? So I came up with the idea of these expandable pockets so that it would grow day by day. Yeah because at the beginning it's a lot smaller. All right your button then. I am I'm literally already uncomfortable. Like I'm already like this shoulder is hurting. Let's go cheesecake factory. I'm driving. Jump in. I have a wrap for it. I'm 100% for it. How long do I take you just to get to the couch? Okay I'm literally gonna walk as fast as I can from here to the fence. Ready? Before getting into the soup because he was like you can't pee once you're in this. No drips. No leaks allowed in the soup. Sometimes seven. Yeah and we I walked five miles one day in it all the way from Silver Lake back to like North Koreatown. North Koreatown? What's North Koreatown? Is there a Koreatown where only North Koreans live? It's the North side. Surrounding Koreatown like this? Just just north of North Koreatown. Yes I know. Were there any Ajumas? What did they say to you the old ladies? Were they like they didn't even bed an eye. Ajumas would be like I actually Ajumas would probably be just white people. I hope that I could get at least one Ajumata like me though because that's what I love. I like old ladies that like me. It's a heavy rom. And you're saying this is 20 pounds lighter than it was? This is 52 pounds. It was 72 pounds when I did it for the month but I took all the food waste out which was 20 pounds. So the food waste because you didn't want it to rot on your body. Yes. You would swap out the weight of the food waste. Exactly. I would weigh the food scraps and food waste and then replace that with bags of dry rice. So there's 20 pounds more. I literally like this is this shoulder strap for some reason is digging. It's like if I was going to put another human being on a shoulder strap and just be like come on come on. And now I just feel like I feel like I'm carrying you. And I totally forgot and now imagine this is the amount of trash that the average person is creating every month. Imagine if we had to take responsibility for the weight of our consumerism on the world. Can I tell you that I watched some of your videos while like on the couch eating a bag of potato chips eating a pint of ice cream and opening my Amazon packages. It's hilarious. It's not true. I don't order from Amazon. Amazon's evil don't order from this. They're literally like I won't order from Amazon. That's one thing I want to do. Very nice. But I was like like probably with like a plastic spoon. Plastic utensils eating ice cream out of a like totally disposable carton and eating potato chips out of like a foil bag. But somehow I managed to get through to you a little bit. You did. You did. I like that. No I am actually like so happy to meet you because I have been a fan even though I am like a very typical American that lives very typically even though I don't order from Amazon. Don't order from them. They're awful. I'm a consumer. I'm like a consumerist person and I'm a maximalist. Like I am not a minimalist. I feel like I have like snot on my face which I can't rub away because I can't touch my face right now. This is as close as I can get to my own. Oh you made it. I did it. Coconut water. Very good. You drink a lot of La Croix. Well I got a 12 pack. Chipotle. That's good. You ate some of yogurt. Did you eat some ice cream? Oh yeah. Lots of ice cream. You ate some ice cream. There's an ice cream carton front and center. I know. Isn't it kind of vulnerable? And you drink all these like plastic water bottles. They're awful. You're wearing all of my trash right now. How funny is that? Thank you for not making it smell. You're wearing the last month of my garbage. How do you get someone to wear your garbage? I never thought of that before. It's not easy to get people to wear. I'm wearing Rob Greenfield's garbage. Rob thank you for letting me wear your garbage. Thank you for being such a trash trash person. You're the least. He's the least trash person. We're the trash people. That's the whole point. We're the trash people. Oh this has been a joyous. If I had to guess 10 minutes, how long have we been with you all? 11 minutes. 11 minutes. That was the most joyous 11 minutes I've ever had. This is amazing. Okay how did you sit down? It's time to take it off. Wait I want to see how he sits down. Oh do you want to actually sit down? Yes. She doesn't want to sit down. She's legit. I want to know how you sat down. I got to say I was just about to have Jameson turn off the camera and I was like oh we got to be done and she comes up with it. I think we should end there and you'll just always wonder did Helen Hong ever get up did she ever get out of Rob's trash and we'll leave it there. Until next time you see Helen and I together. We love you all.