 Please do not litter, it does interact-tos. Alright, in that case, I will turn it over to the staff. Woo! Woo! Oh boy! Hello and welcome to the showroom. The show is a murder mystery, so if you know the results, please keep it to yourself, out of respect for other audience members. Characters in the show will lie to you. Everyone is very trusting of each other, so it is up to you to dig deep, to find out the truth of the situation. You are about to enter SCP-3008, the Infinite Ikea. This Ikea, as you may know, is staffed by faceless employees who develop a thirst for blood when nightfall comes. Inside, you will find civilians such as yourselves, as well as members of the SCP Foundation. This foundation is dedicated to containing anomalies or anything that doesn't follow our current understanding of science. If you would like to survive, your best bet is inside that door. So, please, we heavily encourage you to knock like hell and beg for your lives before the employees come to get you. Go, go, go! I promise we're just fine. For your safety and ours, as you are now trapped in SCP-3008-1, aka the Infinite Ikea with us, but we do believe that it is better for you guys to be here within this barricaded settlement rather than out there with the Dash 2. So, Edgar, do you hear what's going on? Yes, if you saw those things that looked like reject Simpsons out there, those are known as SCP-3008-2. Dash 2 for short, harmless during the day, but incredibly volatile and dangerous during the evening. They have above you average strength, and they are incredibly hostile. Do not interrive with them if you hear them at night. When these lights go out, say, the store is now closed, please vacate the premises. Thankfully, you all are safe in here. This settlement is fortified enough to survive them. How can you tell them if they're safe here when there was a murder less than 24 hours ago? We should probably explain. Earlier this morning late last night, Carter Iris's fiance here was unfortunately murdered by another one of our own in the settlement, Cam, who is secured in the shower right now. As Cam was rendering Carter, he was saying things that sounded very much like the Dash 2, saying things like the store is now closed, please exit the Ikea. After securing Cam in the shower, Edgar and Ren taking over watch for the night. A couple hours later, we noticed that the body of Carter had been moved outside of the settlement. And Dr. Sloan, I believe you have a theory about that. I do. I scanned the blood splatter from the scene of the crime of my foundation-issued SCP scanner, which you are now intimately familiar with. At that moment, we figured out that there was anomalous material inside of that blood, which means that either Carter or Cam was anomalous. So we went and we scammed Cam, since Cam is the person that we have here at this time, turns out Cam is fully anomalous. We have decided to call it SCP-3008-3, or Dash 3s for short, essentially a mutation of the Dash 2s that you all have encountered outside. They still have the bloodlust and the need to kill as the Dash 2s, but they are human in look. So very easily blending with all of us. Unfortunately, since there was an accomplice, my theory is that they were as well a Dash 3, where they were comfortable enough to exit our settlement during the dark hours. And that's why we had to scan all of you upon entry, because if they can blend in with humans, we just needed to make sure that you all are humans, yourselves. Speaking of humans, I need to scan all of you all, please, why not? Okay, yeah. Be sure to get my good side. Yeah, okay. Can you bring me another roll of tape? What's the last roll of tape? Well, I only have enough tape for one more scan. What's the tape? I don't know. I don't know why you all look at me. Easy. All of you are verified humans thanks to the Foundation's issued scanner, so we can all at least rely on you guys to help us out. Also, none of you were here last night, so your alibis are pretty rock solid by that account, so please do whatever you can to help us figure this out and maybe we can even find a way out of this goth for a second place. All right. We are on the verge of a breakthrough, folks, or at least I am, so if you all want to figure out this mystery pronto, come with me. I got something to say. And if you want to figure out this mystery right, come with us. If you just want to help me find my fiance's murder accomplice, I think that's the most important thing to do. Please come find me. We really should be staying in the party. I don't know what the fuck is going on, and you just want to have a little bit of a good time. Come on. Any restrictions against me talking to a murder suspect? Is there anyone over there? He's not a suspect. He is the actual murderer. First of all, we're looking for the accomplice right now, the one who's exhibiting these anomalous properties like him, except he looks exactly human. We didn't know that he was a dash three until last night when he killed someone. Iris says he's your fiance. In fact, in front of me, while I was laying down right there, just had a little knife who was in a little nice snow. Yeah, and uh, we have to find the good things, yeah? Let's have some candy. Some candy for us. Okay, I can do a lot of these. Can I just say that? I mean, can I get another one? How about I'll tell you my name in the words. Dr. Oz, one dot. I'm play man. Play man. Play man. Hey. Doctor. Doctor. That's what I'd like to be. It's Aaron. Aaron Adelaide. Nice to meet you. Now, look at my suspicious ear chat. Now, let me give you an official because we started a little bit late. My name is Emotional Entropy, also known as Dr. Adelaide, and this is the SCP-3008 Ikea murder mystery with Dr. Sherman and Toe King Studios. We are currently trying to find the killer and this is the show. If you can help me out and remind chat anyone who comes in here and asks what's going on, give them a quick explanation and that'll be great and thank you so much. I actually went to a bunch of random Ikea knowing that at least one of them there was a little bit of a small chance that I would get trapped and be able to study these creatures. Now, did I think that I'd find a solution to get up a little overzealously, a little easily physical, yeah. And I'm paying the price right now, so. Thank you, Ma'pler. Um, they don't feel like you know about me. Oh, you said the foundation, right? No. In my opinion, that's a long story. I'm part of the Shark Punching Center. You're what? The Shark Punching Center, the STC. Oh, the Shark Punching Center. I haven't heard of you guys in a long time. Oh, well, my solution is an opposite party. Oh, and you're getting mixed up with the SCP Foundation. It's a real hassle. We're a great organization and we have a little bit of beef with them but you know, it's more of like we have similar interests. You're getting a little frustrated about this. I wish I could say the fucking same. Because they keep trapping my friends. You see, I said I'm a traveling doctor, right? Well, I've met some pretty cool people throughout my life, including one, Mr. Fish. You ever heard of a guy? Oh, we have heard of him. I'm well acquainted with him. No, I'm certainly well acquainted with more with a bit of a doctor. What's the name of a doctor? Oh, the doctor. From who? Oh, no. Well, I had once had a run-in with a very well-masked Dr. Fellow and he was quite a charmer, however, he wasn't able to touch people. We only met for a brief time. Oh, Dr. Rockefeller. Always with teeth. Always with teeth. That's the one you're talking about. Yeah, I've come across quite a couple of anomalies in my time. Oh really, you too. You worked for the foundation, though, doctor? Oh, I had worked for a time. It's been some time, though. Have you kind of gone off-kilter, too? I've gone off-kilter, possibly. Looks like I've got some things to deal with in this foundation. Though I don't trust the doctors. They seem a little bit manic. It looks like they've lost control of something. Sometimes you've got to keep cool of these situations and all these people, they're freaking out. I don't trust them. I don't trust people who incarcerate people who are just a little bit queer. Did you do that? Obviously not. Obviously not. Maybe if I got arrested for every single time that I was queer a little bit, the list would be out. Sometimes you've got to live life on the edge. They stay in church. Do you want some candy? I'm quite interested because I'm over there with all of that. They detained him really quickly. No one's giving me tests on him. No tests? No questions? No. I say, why don't you just do it every minute? There are some people crowding over there. We can slip in. Ask him about his humanity. Ask him about his humanity. I'm really interested because I mean, look at it. He looks human. My theory is that these dash 3s are like cinnamon balls in the skies. They look like human. But really, they're killers on the inside. So do a little analysis for me. Just ask him questions about humanity. Yeah. Hey there. Are you doing okay? Are they treating you okay? Understandable. Looks pretty rough out there. What's going on? Well, we wanted to ask you a few questions because we heard what happened. Are there any things that just aren't adding up? Could you tell us something about yourself? Like, who are you? What happened? I don't remember a lot about what happened. I know that I'm feeling part of it, but I don't know why. It's probably because I've been alive for five years and I've always felt this fall to get people out of the idea because I'm not a human being. Uh-huh. I've never acted on it and I've been trying to do it so I don't know why I did. That's kind of easy. What about your humanity? Do you feel human? Do you feel like you have humanity as a part of you? What does being human feel like? Got any information? Currently, he's asking what being human feels like. What are you going to be? My name's Erin Addleby. I'm Yosie. Is that good? Yosie. This is Yosie. It's alright. I'm Cam. Hello Cam. We're humans, yes. Only once upon a time. Still am. Still am, in a way. I'm still human. We are still human, but what it feels like to be human. Well, I guess there's a way you just know. You just know that about yourself. It's a lot like that. Yeah, it's like stubbing your toe and feeling a sense of yourself. Knowing what you want to do for yourself. And also the pain of existence. Yeah. I don't think Ikea is licensed to see by SA3.0. Well, thank you for letting us know. We'll check back in on you, but are they treating you okay? Like, has any of the other people here said anything to you that seems strange? I don't think so. I don't know why anyone would want to come forward or something. I don't know. Also, I've been in here and I don't remember anything from before yesterday, so I was sort of crying. I don't know. Okay. If you hear something out, please let me know because I do want to help. I really like it. Of course. Thank you. Okay. Let's head back because I'm curious. What do you see? I have two stories on me. Thank you for listening. Site 42 Studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.