 We're back We did it guys. We're fucking back episode number two eight. It's fully actual. What the fuck? We weren't actually fooled for a bit. It was fully was like we were half-arsen meals, but anyway enough about Matt Matt, what have you been doing? God? He looks so fucking dressed up today. He's got a belt long Shirt black shirt. He's got that those shoes on that those fucking bogans. Where are the casino? I've been I think my shoes But um, no, I've just been Researching in some very corporate Areas you have been researching I saw the on these days very research very controversial. That's an excellent segue Segway segue I want you to do me a favor. I want you to say milk pillow milk pillow Say it how you fucking normally say it. Don't be America How do I? Do I we heard James? Oh, I can say it mate. Go on say it again. So use it in a sentence You are starting to piss me off. I have a milk pillow under my blanket. I Have a milk pillow Fucking It's an eye not an E. God. What are you Egyptian slash New Zealand? How did you guys know I fucked that up all the time? I just I just thought fucking how he buried me. Why I? I just need to duck out for an emergency. No, no worries, man. Um Yeah, I'll be back in a sec. No worries Matt Connor cut that we definitely won't be talking about you. I can't believe him today man My eyes are closing. I can't believe him today. Can you believe that? Yeah, what do you do again? He's pissing us off about he was just like he's being all like There was something he did my memories fucked like comes in wearing like a suit. Oh Yeah, the formal wear. It's like man. What really? Yeah, trying to make us look shit and casual wear Where the stars Matt? Oh Shaking me All right, this one's from country crunchy the labia probably crunchy labia Marty has a cow ever attempted to revenge. Fuck you No, that's all just is they're dead normally was highly wounded. It's constant fear Well, there's balls won't even charge at me, bro You know, like they fucking know like they've seen me around like it's hard. It's getting hard because like they Sense they see me dogs too. They see me sprinting up the fucking roads a couple of k's away And then they start moving already so after like approach at night time. It's getting difficult, but I like the challenge I love it. It's getting like I really have to strategize and like pick my spots and and pick like the weak ones And it's just like it's becoming quite a mental exercise, and I'm really enjoying it It's like really fun having that extra challenge of them knowing who I am now Do you know what I mean? When you fuck when you fuck a kid cow like a car Do the parents come and defend it or ladies ladies a fucking everything evacuates not just cows Other animals leave as well. It's not something you want to be around so the parent won't defend their kid They'll let you fuck the kid. Look look a car. Look if a cow comes at me because I'm I've got its car It's it's too dead. So it's like there's no point So if I'm shooting your your kid You're not gonna come and say hey stop doing that because you should get shot as well But you know you beat them. There's a chance you can't with the kids. It's hard. It's it's it's I'm I'm not me when I'm there. It's like a a monster. Yeah, I can see that. I've seen parts Yeah, you've seen you've seen glimpses That was the time when we abducted that dude in the boot. Mm-hmm exactly right It's pretty exactly right mate when we kidnapped that guy for money We pissed in his mouth when we didn't have that fucking guy We did have that fucking story from a few weeks ago where I sexually assaulted a bouncer at a That was awkward go on let's fucking hear it then But I was trying to go into a bathroom with a bag of sugar to have sugar with my friend and he was behind me and Then when we got in there He wasn't behind me and I quickly got down at all fours pulled my pants down and spread the asshole Expecting our friend to walk in behind him But no a bouncer walks in first and he just fucking lot. He thought I'd killed someone. Oh Sorry, no Insane from zero to one hundred because he saw a bum hole Michael bum hole. It wasn't the security guard. It was the venue manager Fucking same thing because the security guy was quite nice to you guys about it. Oh, yeah So I didn't want to let him he was he actually laughed about it. Yeah, he laughed It is a shocking thing to see not many people's have not probably 99.9% Well, maybe like 99 98% of everyone in the world hasn't seen a stranger's asshole a Strangers asshole, even a chicks asshole is fucking gross You fuck them you fuck them and dip your fingers in them A lot of the lot of boys now love to just sling their tongues up arseholes Yeah, we know if I am too old for that phase I can't do a room job would be too much It'll smell like it like what the fuck you see you licking shit Oh, especially after a night out in the clubs getting a boogie, but it's the same as licking a toilet bowl Shit sweat up there and fucking. Oh Grewl, and then if you jizz in it, they shit out top-deck shit I won quite a very good memory from the time you're getting kicked out The venue manager was going off at us and yelling at all of us like we'd all done it to him One of the best parts get us in strife Yeah, one of the best parts was Michael turned to the venue manager and goes I was a I wasn't even half-spread Which I had I had this fucking last-minute thought I was like what if it's not mono And then I turn I contact with both my eyes and then I contacted my third eye It was like oh, I'm fucking out and then I straight up dude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry It wasn't meant for you That'll be a better this whole that whole story be a perfect cartoon to make if someone could Yeah, we need to get back in those little animations like cuz yeah with her every day It's like you get flashes of bum hole probably 30 times throughout the day and Spits of weird come on now progressive 30 second farts tightened Hey Oh That's the sound but it goes twice as long and you've seen it in a previous They're too good though you can't not love them like you are welcome well my gift to you Yeah, I found some questions we can be honest with him a few oh, it's thick air. It's steam It's too hard to hate I love it like never ever stop that it's one of your best tricks Remember guys if you want to All right, so the next segment has been renamed to die And There's a segment where we Do a stunt a crazy crazy stunt. I reckon we try and snap the time machine over my head That's thick. Yeah, it's very thick. Maybe a touch too thick. Hmm. It's made of steel and reinforced diamonds So we have this time machine here. It looks a lot like a remote, but it's a time machine So we've used it in video. So don't don't say that's fake shit because it's fucking true cunt And Michael wants to snap this over his head because we can build one of these like Couple hours on a Sunday because we might not not be me Julie. Oh, seriously. This is uncharted territory I've never broken a time machine before I've only ever made them anyway. Good luck mate He's done it. He's done it check outside Check outside. Are we still he's gonna watch it's okay. We're still on the same time Holy fuck. He's did it Michael's just smashed the time machine on his fucking head and one go brother Fuck me. I went in between time. We got that fucking bendy brother Fucking bendy count. Look at all the coding that we did. Oh And now he has completely snapped I don't even know what would happen if this took like if you fucked him there He'd fuck you in the future somehow and you can sort of see like where we've made the connections and why we've made them there And yeah, this equals time travel, so Crazy how we fucking figure that shit out man. I still ain't get it Vegan and we are the You