 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How do you do? James big weekend. It was opening weekend and opening week for baseball a big guy weekend the apart apartment looks awful right now I have no laundry. I'm in a rut. How are you? Did you watch the? Woman's final I did and the game before that. Hey your first make us disappear Let's both do it on three and Zach will make us disappear one two three Enough with the rap bring the hook right back Jake what happened in the sports James. Mr. Fapp James Opening weekend for baseball and we were looking for like what was the highlight like oh Trace Thompson three-ohmers cool dog eat a bug Jim. There was an on-field proposal Cat ran out on the field turn pivot planted proposed Got rocked yeah now when Jake said cat you're using slang cuz we've had cats We've had cats propose this was a human we haven't had and the security just rocked and broke his rib They said and gave him a concussion no idea if she said yes or no don't run on the field I would like this tackle to be 15% less. Oh, I'm over people running on the field I'm like when you're a kid you root for him. I now root for security so hard step running on the field No one cares about you. I'll come back a little bit I'm over people going on the field and we've seen a lot more of it since the clandemic if you're gonna do it It's got a count right and I mean proposal Hey, if she said yes, which she shouldn't if you're proposing on the field hard. No start over. Yeah a lot of fish in The sea a lot of fish in the sea. Oh, I like it for him hate it You know what the sad part is he got hurt. She watched him every day someone dies She oh for sure a lot. She cried and someone consult her That wasn't him. Oh, she's hooking up with his buddy. Who's not doing that shit. What was this almost a breakdown? You're telling me about this is a groove life wallet more on that later Almost a breakdown. This is a classic the two wrestlers are doing their postgame and Snickers sponsors the postgame This reminds me of you someone who just can't say no to treat sometimes the best part My favorite part about this is he rips it without looking at it because he's just list I'm listening to what you're saying. Yes. Tell them about our victory and like ripping it down Classics hoping it doesn't make a sound move and then like slowly gets it fully out of the wrapper Right, you know, you don't take the dog fully out the bun and then eat it That's your jack. Do you want your hands to melt the chocolate? So you keep the wrap usually between but he doesn't do that crinkles crinkles My twitter timeline was filled and I was like nice rasslin makes me want to kind of Get in the ring again. I clicked over to the algorithm side of twitter by accident saw death immediately Fuck those guys. It's unreal. Go back to the more sports After that after that. Hey, you did the death thing earlier. Jim every day. Yeah, I had a tough moment again Jess is gone. It's me and noodle in the apartment and uh, yeah, I mean young unfortunate deaths Jim I mentioned you come before the final four is going you mentioned, uh, the women congrats Ellis you and Iowa we're gone again Jim my Yukon huskies they're about to win the final four tomorrow. Congrats. I'm happy. I'm happy Teams are trying so hard to stop the huskies that they tried to stop jonathan the husky dog Three two one four and a half. Yeah, you'd like something a little more Larry the husky the husky yeah, yeah, and they tried to keep him off the plane and then I guess it was a whole thing Uh, but delta three two one five and a half Yeah, and yet I don't know you get some good shots of jonathan the husky dog And uh, we we got him to houston, but I guess it was a whole a whole thing They're bringing a dog there. Isn't this normal don't dogs go a lot of places speaking of uh animals Let's go to the knot sports. Did you tell me that's a groove life wallet. It's pretty secure and steel All right, rescue underway for a pot of dolphins that are stranded by ice in the dildo cave one more time Just in case I missed it rescue is underway For a pot of dolphins stranded by ice in a dildo cave a pot of white beat dolphins was stranded at sea Trapped by ice in the shallow harbor off the coast of dildo newfoundland For those of us that thought we were being a little raunchy for a minute. This is like saying that there is dolphins caught in the bassin haber But boston would be dildo dildoians in the area said they had it witnessed during the dolphins in dildo They're just called dildos dildoians. This is me. I'm a dildoian. I ain't seen dolphin here in a decade No way No way we shouldn't we shouldn't bring in just for a second. You think he'll come in. Yes Goes weekly dumb big show ready, so I need you to read this headline Don't think about it. No pausing. Just read it word for word Rescue underway for pot of dolphins stranded by ice in dildo cave That's great We wanted to call an expert in it says here handling a dolphin means attempting to grasp it by its slippery dorsal and pectoral fans They can't be pulled by its tail. That's true. It can be pulled by its tail You're the only one in this room that swam with dolphins besides me. You are instructed to not touch their tail uh, you think they should just sedate them and then Throw them on the other side of the ice because there's nothing wrong with to date them You think the dildo? Okay. That says that's probably just the name of the cove I don't know where the why you're even mentioning dildo. So what's the name of the town? That's a town town and the people from there are called dildoians. We kind of got to go visit this dildo place Oh, no, that looks like All right, I got it Oh It's the employee of the week employee of the week employee of the week boom boom boom boom who's getting it and while we still have him in here It's not it's not joes, but if you wanted to give it to someone I mean we did a 12 hour live stream for opening day. Who do you think shouldn't it's not Zach? We can always give it to us. We haven't done that this year yet. We haven't done that this year I thought we did we've been crushing it and you're doing positive self affirmation stuff like that Drawing yourself in a mirror skinnier and shit. It's us That's tough break joes you came second That was a weekly dump Today's episode of the weekly dump was sponsored to you by groov life It's time to update your wallet game the groov life while it is sleek low profile while it engineered for everyday use One simple thumb flick Perfectly fans out up to six cards for easy access to find everything you need head to groovlife.com slash dumb and use promo code Dumb for 20 off all groov life products one last time. That's promo code Dumb for 20 off your order I guess what's your because you like dogs, but a dog on the flight If you're close to a dog, is that going to affect your flight? Well, they're passing all these rules about like peanuts on flights because of allergies, but I there's cats on flights I'm like deathly allergic. So I kind of pisses me off on flights Stop bringing your cat on a flight have a non cat flight because I'm allergic No, I can't bring my peanut butter. I won't bring it right these people can't bring their stupid cats I name a smart cat. I'm a dog lover. I love seeing I get excited when I see a dog on a flight But I am so against cats on flights that like we need to figure out the pet stuff on flights a little more Because when you see that little bag under someone's feet and then the first time it moves and you're like, oh, no Yeah, we can't do this giant rat by your feet