 Palm olive soap your beauty hope and luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous dream girl hair Bring you our miss Brooks starring Eve Arden teaches English at Madison High School and although like most of our teachers she possesses a higher than average intelligence She also possesses the higher than average Curiosity of most of our women especially when it comes to weighing machines There's nobody more concerned about the result than a female who has just deposited her penny in the slot Unless it's the male tub of lard who was on the scale when I got there This happened last Wednesday after school. I was passing the drugstore and just happened to have a penny on me Tuesday was payday So I approached the weighing machine and like I said this brewery horse was stomping on the spring And when he saw his weight on the little card He looked around the drugstore then made tracks for a sign saying girdle department I calmly stepped aboard and when my card came out I glanced casually at my weight Chuckled as if to say how much accuracy can you expect for a cent? And it's just about to throw the card away when I noticed my fortune printed on the back It said a tall dark man is coming into your life Then of course I did drop the card it landed in my purse and I proceeded on home By the next morning, I'd forgotten about it completely as usual I'd left word for mrs. Davis my landlady to wake me at 7 30 What is it 20 minutes what time is it Well come on in mrs. Davis Did you have a good night Connie I? Said did you have a good night good night mrs. Davis? You better get up now Connie here. I've brought you some fruit juice go on honey take a sip What kind of juice is this it's a combination pineapple papaya and passion fruit It's a genuine Hawaiian recipe. What do you stir it with a ukulele? After you drink it we'll have a nice Why Connie what's that little white card what little white card this one here on your night table? Let's see it says a tall dark man is coming into your life Now who do you suppose that could be well, it's not sunny tough. He's a blonde Maybe they mean mr. Philip Boynton the bashful biologist no mrs. Davis so far He's managed to remain in the suburbs of my life Well, of course, I don't believe in fortunes on cards and crystal gazing and palm reading and all that nonsense There is however a logical and scientific way to arrive at certain conclusions about one's personal destiny What's that mrs. Davis tea leaves? now You hurry and get dressed and I'll brew the tea after breakfast. I'll give you a reading all right mrs. Davis Oh just a minute. What is it honey before I get out of bed? You better take that tall dark man off my night table I Finished with your tea Connie. Yes, mrs. Davis. Let's see now where the leaves well most of them are in my teeth Here we are there's plenty left for reading first we revolve the cup three times slowly between our hands Then quickly turn it over onto the salsa There Well, buddy, you know the weight card was right what there he is right there in the cup the tall dark man Who's coming into your life? Don't tell me you can't see him. Oh, of course for a minute. I didn't recognize him with all those tea leaves on This is an amazing coincidence Connie I'd like to get another reading if you don't mind. Oh not at all mrs. Davis It's always nice to be sure Mm-hmm Well, what do you know about that? I know he's gone left town without even saying goodbye This is an amazing thing I see in this cup what now mrs. Davis Oh, I don't think I should tell you why not because you're not even married yet. Oh, but I'm a big girl now I'll have to find out sooner or later. I Never would have believed it three of them three tall dark men No, Constance, three little ones three little dark men Children you're going to have three children. Well, don't look so shocked mrs. Davis. Maybe they're his by a former marriage No, no Connie. They yours But how can you keep your job at school if you've got to take care of? Oh, I know I'll just mrs. Fletcher When my niece birth I had the tree in Mrs. Fletcher took over complete. Oh now just a minute mrs. Davis Don't you think now quiet Connie? You can't prepare you can't prepare too soon for this sort of thing Now where did I put mrs. Fletcher's phone number? I better go. I don't want mrs. Fletcher. I'll take care of my kids myself After all I'm only trying to be helpful. Oh, I'm sorry mrs. Davis this tea leave business is pretty fascinating But I better get ready. Walter Denton's giving me a list of school again. Oh, is your car and repair shop Connie? Yes, it is What's wrong with it this time? I can't be sure but I think that Joe the mechanic and my car are that way about each other Every time I try to separate them the car blows a gasket. Oh There's Walter now, I'll be right with you Walter. Oh before you go Connie, please do me one favor Certainly, what is it promise me? You'll be very careful today? Oh, you mean about my fortune mrs. Davis. I give you my word of honor I'll let you know in plenty of time to call mrs. Fletcher Walter it's very nice of you to keep driving me to school like this. Oh, that's all right, mrs. Brooks I don't like to take advantage of the fact that because your car is incapacitated and I can jump into the breach now And then transportation wise that is you can't very well refuse gracefully, but I'm telling you you can before I even ask you We're enough isn't it? Where are things since Clyde McCoy? But being an English teacher I practically understand you Walter just what kind of advice do you need this morning? Oh, it's a girl. What's a girl Harriet Conklin? Why Walter Denton you've been wearing your glasses again What about Harriet? I'm afraid it's a pretty long story That's all right. I have a pretty long ear As you know miss Brooks Harriet Conklin is the daughter of mr. Conklin granted who in turn is married to Harriet's mother Mrs. Conklin it all started the night before last See I told you it was a long story only the way you tell it go ahead Well the night before last I had a date with Harriet to go to the movies when I got to her house to pick her up She acted like I had bubonic plague or something. Did you I mean What did she do well? She said that she couldn't be bothered with me anymore because a tall dark man was coming into her life her too Be an epidemic Where did she find out about this tall dark man? Well, that's where her mother comes in Maybe there's a shorter way to listen to this story Her mother and Harriet had taken out the Ouija board that afternoon That's when they found out about this tall guy Well after all Walter you can't compete with a non-existent rival. That's just the trouble. He's not non-existent. He's not no He materialized yesterday. Oh now Walter. No, it's true. Miss Brooks Harriet told me all about him when I called yesterday evening Although I wasn't going to after the way she treated me the evening before but when I did she told me that this tall Dark French teacher had checked in at their house to give her father his papers before he began teaching French at school today I know you're telling me something because I can see your lips moving Don't you understand this Brooks it's called an exchange deal this teacher came over from Paris, France What did we send them to outfielders in the shortstop? Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that Harriet sounded like this French teacher was a combination of Maurice Chevrolet and Maurice Chevrolet and Charles Buick I was gonna say Charles Boyer That's what I was afraid you were gonna say This teacher must be quite an interesting personality. What's his name? What's see now? Well, there's an article about him in the school paper Oh, I know it's Manette Jack Weasman net Jack Weasman net oh You mean Jack money say that is a romantic sounding name. All right. I'll bet he's a very nice person Oh, it's not him. I'm worried about it's Harriet since he showed up. She thinks the Ouija board is infallible the Ouija board Oh, that's ridiculous Harriet's much too sensible to buy. I'm surprised at her next thing. You know, she'll be having her tea leaves read three children Our miss Brooks starring Eve Arden will continue in just a moment But first here is Vern Smith with an important announcement Doctors leading skin specialists prove palm olive soap using nothing But palm olive can bring lovelier complexions regardless of age skin type or previous beauty care That's oily skin for Helen Vixen Minneapolis fresher brighter color for Clara Franklin San Francisco Smoother younger looking skin for Rochelle Bruchaud New York City Yes, 36 doctors leading skin specialists advised using palm olive for 1,285 women many with complexion problems some had dry skin some oily some dull and coarse looking and using palm olive alone Nothing else two out of three one fresher brighter skin. I here's the plan these doctors advised wash your face with palm olive soap Massaging for one minute with palm olive soft leather this cleansing massage brings your skin palm olive beautifying effect Rinse do this three times a day for 14 days. It's that simple But remember leading skin specialists prove this plan really works regardless of age skin type or previous beauty care So try palm olive soap this way using nothing But palm olive as these doctors advised for a lovelier complexion for loveliness all over use big thrifty bath size Palm olive in your tub or shower Well, here we are miss Brooks Thanks, Walter, and don't worry too much about losing Harriet's affections I'm sure the French teacher is just a passing phase in her life. Say there's Harriet on the steps. I'll go find a place to park Hello there Harriet Oh, hello, miss Brooks. He'll have to forgive me if I seem to be in a reverie. I've heard about your Ouija board I don't care what anybody says miss Brooks. There must be something to it Imagine the very next day He came along. It's the first time I've ever seen capital letters and conversation He must be quite attractive attractive isn't the word miss Brock. No, what is the word? heavenly Super heavenly I'll come up a little if you'll come down a little Adjust safety belt Look Harriet, I think it's all very natural for a schoolgirl to have crushes. I had them myself You miss. Yes me miss Brooks. I wasn't born an English teacher, you know I also think it's perfectly normal for a girl your age to think like a schoolgirl in other ways But I do say this and I mean it sincerely Harriet. You don't have to act like a schoolgirl I don't know why but you are the principal's daughter Harriet. No may we miss your money may we Oh Miss books je suis enchanté That is I've heard so much about you, but it is how do you say on the statement? You're so youthful so lovely Why you're like a pupil not a teacher Run along Harriet you'll be late for school But we're at school. Oh when did that get here? Something is wrong wrong. Oh, I should say not miss your money It's just that well, we don't meet such distinguished visitors every day and well They must have given at least three outfielders and two short stocks for him Pardon. Oh, it's just a figure of speech. Oh and a lovely figure you have too. Oh This is a doll Shall we go into the school miss your money we yes, I have to stop it miss your concline's office You were you show me where it is, huh? No, I show you where is it? Yes? Mr. Boyn sees us together Oh, you won't have time Harriet you have to freshen up before your class Give yourself a rub down you'll catch cold I'm French teacher. Good morning. Monsieur Manny. Bonjour monsieur concline. Excuse me. I mean good morning. Hi daddy Hello Harriet. Oh, mr. Conklin I just came in to volunteer my assistant if you're looking for somebody to show mr. Monet around the school I told this book that I'd be glad to take mr. Monet daddy Of course, I need your permission to cut one of my classes. Maybe English. I'm pretty well advanced in that Me too. Maybe we both could cut it I Please please I would not want either of you to where do you say put out your sales? Oh, it would be silly to put out ourselves now after all we just started to blaze I'm sure I'll be able to show mr. Monet the ropes, but daddy you're too busy. Oh much too busy daddy. I mean I have a study period coming up and I don't want to hear anymore about I'm sure mr. Monet wouldn't want us to feel that because of him our entire system was disrupted Oh, certainly not I can find my my own way about the premises. I'm sure that well in that case come along Harriet You're in my first class, you know, oh One moment miss works. Would you do me the great honor of perhaps having lunch have a whiz me whiz pleasure Oh But I did have a date with mr. Boyd. Hmm. I think I'll keep that date Maybe it'll open his eyes a little I'll see you in the cafeteria. Mr. Monet, but I thought mr. Monet was going to have lunch with us Didn't you tell me you were going to invite him to the house daddy invite him? Well, I suppose Thank you just the same miss here, but I would rather not leave the school proper during my first day Ah an admirable spirit money if more of our home grown teachers had it Madison High School would be a better place in which to learn something Something like English for example Well as the little boy in the Fisk ad says it's time to retire Come in Hello, mr. Boyd. Hmm. Oh, it's you miss Brooks. How are you today? Fine? Thanks? I'm glad I caught you before your class got in I wanted to ask you about lunch Well, I'll be happy to join you. Thanks very much. Oh Well, I had other plans, but how can I resist an invitation like that? By the way, mr. Boyd, do you speak any foreign language? Just American You're getting quite a sense of humor must catch it from your frogs Really though. Do you speak French for instance? No, I don't then you wouldn't know what a French person would be saying to me If he said it in French, would you know, I wouldn't good This may be a very interesting lunch for all of us Yes, you see there's a new teacher in school. Oh, you mean Jacques Monet. You've met him Oh, yes, I had to deliver some papers to mr. Conklin's home yesterday and he was there Oh, he's a prince of a chap. We had quite a time together. It's nice to see him again at lunch. Oh, it will As a matter of fact, you'll have to apologize to inform you I'm afraid I'll be a little late Oh, you will that's too bad mr. Boyd. Why will you be late? Well, it's McDougal here. You know my bullfrog He's got me worried miss Brooks. It's his throat. He can't seem to croak above a whisper. Oh, that's too bad poor McDougal Hi Mac He must have gargled It's sound pretty good, but now I'll still have to stay close to him to see how the medication I'm giving him catches on I'll get to lunch as soon as I can though. Oh good old Jack Monet. He's a real man's man You've been wrong before a brother Boynton, but never like this Here's a nice table mr. Monet. Let's sit down. Oh, yes, miss Brooks. This is certainly a big restaurant It's a cafeteria mr. Monet Yes, and now then shall we look at the car du jour bill of fare bill of fare Oh, you mean menu they don't have any menus here mr. Monet. No Then how do you select an order? Well here? You don't exactly select an order. You just sort of point and holler I'll show you in a minute, but first I'd like to ask a little favor mr. Monet as you know mr. Boynton is joining us for lunch Oh, yes, yes fine fellow mr. Boynton a real man's man on him at fit I Mean he is a very nice man, but he's sort of shy shy Why should he be shy? He is tall muscular with a fine head of hair good teeth pleasing manner. What else is new? What I wanted to ask of you is very simple you see mr. Boynton is too bashful to ask you himself But I'm sure he'd get a tremendous kick That is he'd enjoy it if you spoke nothing but French during our lunch, but why well He's trying to learn how to speak your language. He understands it fine, but he's not sure of his pronunciation He could learn a lot from you about a lot of things Well, I suppose I could help him. He's coming over now mr. Monet Remember how you kissed my hand this morning. Would you do it again, please? What about quickly mr. Monet? It's part of mr. Boynton's education Hurry here my hand miss books. I don't like to be how do you say Golgi, but you're pushing out one of my feelings What's the trouble mr. Monet got something caught in your teeth Just an old cuticle of mine Mr. Boynton, how's it going today, mr. Yeah How do you like our cafeteria, it's good mr. Monet says it's lovely, but not half as lovely as I am why mr. Monet, how flattering What do we eat today? Well, how about the roast beef? That's what I'm going to have me to how about you mr. Monet? Tell him in French Oh mr. Monet you and your compliments Tell mr. Boynton what you want to eat, but I do not understand I am mr. Monet Calvulivu Montje Mr. Boynton you little spy you can speak French. Oh, no, I can't miss Brooks not really Those are just a few words I picked up when I was in the army the army you were stationed in New Orleans, and you know it, but near the French Quarter Let us not delay any longer, I don't suppose they have what I really want for lunch But maybe hey do they ever have fog's legs? What? Oh, don't say it Well, why not fog's legs are delicious to eat. Let's all have them, huh me eat frogs legs What I'd feel like a like a cannibal If you'll excuse me, I I'm afraid I've lost my appetite. I'll see you later, mr. Brooks Why uh, why would he feel like a cannibal if he ate fog's legs he is not a frog Only in some ways is he not a frog mr. Monet, but don't worry about mr. Boynton now. Oh, yes, you're right You're right miss Brooks, you know in a way in a way. I'm glad we're alone There is something I would like to ask you you see I I have been searching for just the right one ever since I come to America Now now well, I feel that my search is at an end You are the one I've been searching for oh mr. Monet, but mr. Boynton is gone now You don't have to talk like that to me. Oh, I don't think of mr. Boynton. I think of you miss Brooks My share miss Brooks. I have something personal to talk to you about But right now I'm late for an appointment with mr. Conklin. Can you meet me someplace right after school? How about the Casbah? I mean I mean the park fine fine, of course I have several papers to mark and besides I have to formulate my plans for tomorrow's class and there are some other routine affairs I must take care of oh, I realize this how long will it all take well school doesn't that out until three and it's a 20-minute walk to the park would three ten be all right I Will come right to the point miss Brooks I have met you here in the park to make you What you call? Proposal proposal, but mr. Monet you hardly know me. Oh, I know you well enough for this miss Brooks After talking to many many women mrs. Conklin little mrs. Conklin Have a Harriet I mean I know you are the ideal woman for me Oh, this is very flattering mr. Monet, but marriage is a serious step marriage I Cannot marriage with you. I am already marriage With my wife Helene she arrives here next week or you I have another proposal Any other proposal is only good for a sock in the nozzle No, no, you do not understand. I want you to accept a position as tutor for my three children three children Mrs. Davis will love this well They need very badly coaching in English before they can enter school here and well, what do you say miss Brooks? Will you help us out mr. Monet may I ask you one question of girls? What is it among your children? Is there a tall dark one in the crowd? We've ardent as our miss Brooks returns in just a moment, but first Cream Tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Open the luster cream brings you K. 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Boynton was so concerned about the situation Guess what he did, but he put a brand new lock on his frog's cage Soon into another our miss Brooke show brought to you by palmalee soap your beauty hope and luster cream shampoo For soft glamorous green girl hair our miss Brooks starring Eve Arden is produced by Larry Burns written and directed by Al Lewis With music by Wilbur hatch mr. Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler Mr. Conklin by Gale Gordon others in tonight's cast were Jane Morgan Dick Crenna Gloria McMillan and Gerald Moore Dentists know what cleans teeth best and over 4,000 dentists say Colgate tooth powder with a two-minute routine Gets teeth sparkling and super clean so to remove dull film and get your teeth shining clean Just brush teeth two minutes morning and night with Colgate tooth powder brush inside outside and biting surfaces Always brush away from the guns see how this gets teeth naturally bright it removes dull film that improper brushing misses and Colgate tooth powder also sweetens your breath try it by Colgate tooth powder today For mystery liberally sprinkled with laughs listen to mr. And Mrs. North the exciting fun-packed adventures of an amateur detective and his beautiful wife tune in Tuesday evenings over most of these same stations and be with us again next week at the same time for another comedy episode of our miss Brooks Do you want to be free to work where you choose start your own business own your own home? Invest your money as you see fit then the American way of life is best for you We have the highest standard of living since 1910. We have practically doubled our annual income Yet our working time has been cut by about 18 hours a week. Let's start to realize how fortunate we are Let's work a little harder on our jobs and it being better citizens Let's remember that the better. We produce the better. We live