 Did you hear that Indonesia has criminalized sex outside of marriage? They just did that. Interestingly, I don't know if it's a coincidence, but Louisiana has just criminalized sex outside the family. So, wow. Hey, welcome back to some corporate unless they consent. Then I mean, definitely that. Yeah, it's really okay because who knows you better? Yikes. Today, what are we doing? I don't know, Rick. That's true about Indonesia though. What is? Sex outside of marriage is now criminalized. It's illegal in Indonesia. Wow, congrats. Yeah. Today, we got. I worked hard on that long. This is somebody, this is from a channel. Her name is Allison and Anderson. And she, I think, goes camping through Kerala. And so this is a kind of, I've been told a really beautiful video of different side, maybe of parts of Kerala that we haven't seen. So it's kind of a tourism video. Cool. A little bit. So if you haven't go check her channel out, I don't know her. This is the first time I've ever seen her, but here we go. Can't believe I'm about to say this, but hello from India. Hello. Oh, wow. That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. Heck of a camera she has, by the way. Don't feed the animals. Wow. I've made it to the beautiful state of Kerala here in India. Thanks to Kerala Tourism. I was like, that's not where it is. I was like, yeah, I was like, that's not Kerala up in the north central region. I was so excited to be here and I'm going to be spending the next week traveling through Kerala with a guide. Kerala's a pilot. I thought you were going to say, traveling through Kerala with a guy. Cool. Congratulations. Mountains, there's some wildlife. This morning I'm in the city of Cochin and we have a bit of a drive ahead of us today. It's going to be at least four hours. Whoa. It's the mountains to the town of Manar and it looks incredible. Wow. I'd love to helicopter through there. I'd love to do what she's doing through there. I'd love to fornicate through there as well. Yeah. Wow. It fricking looks like it should be used as a location for some fantasy movie. This morning has been exciting. It's been a bit of a rush. I poked my head outside of my tent at like five fifty a.m. Just to check what the weather was doing. It was about 20 minutes before sunrise. I didn't know it was going to be rained out and there was a cloud inversion in the mountains this morning. So I threw all my stuff in the bag, sprinted out my door to try and catch the sunrise. It is so beautiful. Holy, wow. It feels like I'm sitting up in a cloud. There's patches of fog among the hills and we're staying in these tents that are tucked into the mountain side. So it feels so immersive and it's so quiet. The next day we headed down the mountain, which was one of the most scenic drives of the trip. Every five minutes, I wanted to stop and take pictures and we made which never do it justice national park. This is I want to know what a camera is like monkeys. This is the place for you. These guys are everywhere around the boat launch and they're not shy. You can sit just a few feet away from them and take pictures and guard your belongings because they will steal them and your loins. Safari is such a great way to see wildlife because in the park, all animals eventually come down to the water to drink. So you have a chance to see everything here. And if you're lucky, you can even spot elephants and tigers in this park. Oh, what a gorgeous bird. I've made it to the Misty Mountain experience in Pyramidu, which is a beautiful property. They're in the Misty Mountains. This little cabin like room, a beautiful balcony I can sit out on. And here I'm going to be learning more about the tea making process. And then this afternoon, I'm going out on a Jeep ride to explore the property some more. So one of the experiences at the Misty Mountain experience is a tea factory tour. That's awesome. You can see how it's all made. That would be amazing. Very basic things about tea that I didn't know before this tour is that both black and green tea come from the same plant. And it requires a specific temperature and humidity to thrive, which is what makes this region and property so special. But something else that makes the property incredible is it's perched on a mountainside with water running down it. Guests can go on a scenic Jeep ride and the views are so beautiful. Oh, my God. Today, I've made it to Oluhi and I'm doing one of the coolest things I've ever done traveling. I'm staying on a private houseboat tonight. So it's just me and my guide and it's a heck of a trip for her, man. to operate the boat and cook and how cool running. And oh, my goodness. I would do that to sit here and do that. No joke, I would do that. It looks that almost look like Vietnam. Carol is very Vietnam. Yeah, with all the backwaters and everything. Oh, my word. The next day with the champions boat. Oh, good for them. This event is an annual series of races. I'm sure that was timed. Yeah, I bet there's a big lot of tourists there. Absolutely. Because of the shape and it's a big deal. People line the banks of the backwaters for it. Why are there people in the water? What are they doing? I think they're just cheering them on. Are they? Yeah. One of the highlights of this day was that one of the families that live on the water invited me into their home for lunch. And they were so kind. It's traditional to eat everything with your hands in India, even rice and sauce. So they were coaching me on how to do it. And I think the Corbin's favorite part of it to see me try it for the first time. And it was my sweetheart does that experience every dinner for the most part. She's without you. Oh, look at that pool. It's not the eating with the hands. It's all the sauce on the fingers that I know for you. It's the sauce that I'm saying that is kind of like if a hotel and an Airbnb. That's I want this girl's itinerary. Seriously. But there's also staff here. Butterflies like a private stay. It's called this Maya and this outdoor shower situation I have is amazing. Outside of my room, I have a little private courtyard with all of the bathroom things. And there's this rain shower. I came out here at like 9 p.m. Last night, it was like still 80 degrees and I stood under this shower and it was perfection. If you've never stayed somewhere with a private outdoor shower like this, you need to add it to your bucket list, but it needs to be somewhere tropical. Yeah, I've stayed at places in the desert with outdoor showers, but it cools off so much at night that like in the early morning or late at night when you would typically take a shower. It's kind of too cold to be pleasant, but when it's tropical and it's still warm, you take showers after some certain other activities. Absolutely. Or just at least a partial washing. Yes, yeah, just having the best time. Next, we drove to a spot nearby for a village experience. I love the backwaters, man. Local homes and learn a little about their way of life. They showed me how they produce goods like woven palm shades. And I got to see how they fashion ropes, which was really incredible. This is less than a minute to make from a coconut husk, and it's so strong. Wow. That's incredible. I also got to see this really cool coconut tree. Whoa. And then we headed. What a cool contraption beach resort on the ocean, which is a really beautiful property. They also place a strong emphasis on sustainable tourism. And they have this tea cart where a woman makes what's called meter chai because it's poured from a meter high. And she was so good at this meter. Chai, especially known for its Ayurvedic medicine center. And of course, the beach, the sunset over the sea was incredible. Oh, Arabian Nights. I miss the ocean. Well, this is it for my time in India. I'm back where I started in the city of Cochin. I didn't really know what to expect before coming here. Actually, my guide and I were talking about this. He said a lot of the world, especially Americans, when they think of India, they just think of the Taj Mahal. Exactly, where in reality, it's actually quite a large country with a lot of other things in it. Diverse, with a lot of expectations, which is sometimes the best way to experience a new place. And I loved the scenery. I love the foggy mountains and the tranquil mountains. If you are planning a visit to Kerala and you're interested in doing a kind of a road trip through the state like I did, my number one tip would be to book a guided tour. About an hour into the tour, I realized there was no way I ever would have been able to navigate it by myself. I'm sure, yeah. If you're planning to come here and move around a lot, I would totally do a tour. Thanks for coming along with me on this one. I hope you all are doing well and I will see you next time. Fantastic video. Great, great. I would love to know what kind of camera you use. Yeah, they captured everything beautifully. Only she has 664,000 subscribers. So obviously she's doing well. Yeah. She doesn't say sometimes they have... Yeah, what other places has she gone to? Does she have a playlist or anything? Yeah, but I've said for a while now, Kerala is probably the top of my list for places in India I've want to go next. Yeah. Kerala, just from everything we've seen in films and tourism videos, looks, I mean, there's also so many other places that I don't want to go. Of course. Northeast and Northwest and more South and Damal and all that stuff. Kerala is the top of my list and I would love to do. How big is hiking culture in India? Good question. I feel like it should be really popular, but I don't know. Me too, I would think it's popular too, especially in the regions that are like that, like the mountainous regions I would think, but I don't know. No idea. I mean... But there's got to be people who would, like, their idea, many people is to go to Goa and have a beach time, but there's got to be millions who want the opposite and want to go to the mountains and want to do hiking and waterfalls and... Her entire itinerary looked amazing, that boat hotel thing is something I would 1,000% do. Yeah. It looks like you could spend a long time just in Kerala. I wonder how big it is in terms of like a state. Miles, like square, square miles. What state is it comparable to in terms of size here? Just, that's a good question. I don't know. I do know... Maps are deceiving. They are. Because especially the ones that we have here, because obviously there's a whole history behind it, like they make certain... Our maps are not proportioned, right? No. They make certain things seem much larger and other ones much smaller. And they put North America at the center of the map. Yeah, yeah. So it's... I never trust it. No. No, but I do know square miles, like... India is like two-thirds, it's almost two-thirds of America's size, but I don't know which region would be considered the largest square miles. So it's saying, what, Kerala's 15,000 square miles? 15,000 square miles. Kerala is a fourth the size of Florida. Oh, so it's... Relatively small. Relatively small, but Florida's deceiving because there's a lot of square mileage stretched out. Yeah. Long. Yeah. But California is massive. Huge. And Texas is massive. Alaska is massive. Those are like, if they were there on countries, be some of the bigger countries out there. Yeah. In terms of just size of the countries, they're absolutely massive. So yeah, that gives me a little scale, though. So it's about the fourth of the size of Florida. You could probably get through it, but the issue, probably why it takes four hours, is probably the mountains and the back roads. It's not like highway. No. It's single lane things, rough terrain. Yeah. You look at something and you go, oh, that's only 10 kilometers away. Cool. An hour later, you're going walking speed. Because if you cross the United States, it would take you, if you did it nonstop. Driving? Yeah, probably a day and a half. No. I think so. No, I've driven it several times with my mom. Not stopping, though. Yeah. Like, if you drove nonstop from here, it would take you 24 hours to get to Dallas. No. I've done the drive. I've done the drive from San Antonio. If you drove straight through from San Antonio to... It's 23 hours. No, it's what, going 150? One, the speed limit's 95 from San Antonio to El Paso. Yeah, what speed are you talking about? It's the speed from San Antonio to El Paso. It's 3,000 miles across the United States. If you averaged 80 miles an hour, it would take you 37 hours. It takes about 45 hours or six, eight hours to... See, I'm talking straight through, six, eight hour days. No, I'm talking straight through. I've driven New York to L.A. several times. Yeah, slow boat. And it takes four to five days. Maybe if you didn't drive like an old. My mom was driving in her 20s. Another old. She's even older. Oh, you're out of... Have you done the drive? I've driven a lot. You've driven from coast to coast. Not subsequently. The answer to that question was no, politician. I've driven from San Antonio. Answering this question like a politician. San Antonio to L.A. and San Antonio to Charleston. Have you driven from L.A. to New York? Or vice versa? If you combine both of them. Wow. It takes longer than a day and a half. You know, it also takes longer than a day and a half. Your mom. It's really frustrating because I try and try, but it always takes her a day and a half. Let us know what other videos we can react to and if this didn't just stumble. Josh!