The Guilty Biscuit





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Published on Sep 18, 2012

No TINS on this because I've entered it into NextUp and the judges wouldn't know what it was! I wanted it to be all about the sketch!

This was the idea I emailed Jack when I dared to suck. I'd been sitting on it for months and finally decided something had to be done about it! I emailed him the script I'd written then, being the sketch wizard that he is, he helped me polish it up. The gorgeous Ciaran filmed it for me and then on the day we were filming the incredibly, Wheezy Waiter just happened to be in the house! Perfect! Hope you enjoy my first sketch and here's hoping it won't be the last!

Also a HUGE thanks to the wonderful Charlie and the incredible Alex for letting me use the Nericoollike Location to film my sketch! Love you both LAWDS!

Watch the bloopers here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7s9_...

Jack: http://www.youtube.com/JackHoward

Craig: http://www.youtube.com/WheezyWaiter

Music by Todd: http://www.youtube.com/lildeucedeuce

Filmed by Ciaran: http://www.youtube.com/ciaranobrien89

Comments • 1,637

Belle N
Basically the unspoken passive aggressive conflict between all Brits
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*between everyone
Basically how it works for us all every single day...
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I was watching this with one headphone on. It was the wrong one and I was so confused about why I could only hear music. I'm practically crying.
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Left side for me.
Jana Mortzfeld
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Jade Huntington
I literally watched a third of this before realising there were words, but I was only listening to one earphone
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Bronwyn Rumbel
Same, the captions don't help at all
Piper Alyssa
Haha, I genuinely thought there were no words until I read your comment
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Alli Crumley
Jack looks positively prepubescent here. Carrie looks like she never ages.
Lava Lyra
I've had one earphone in this entire time thinking they weren't saying anything...
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Black Rose
Lava Lyra same one of my earphones don't work
George Willis-Ball
done my one good deed for the year now.
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Why couldn't they just split the cookie in half???
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+Lilian Mia Vainomäe Oh I didn't see that lol
Lilian OuO
"We could've split that." "You could've said that earlier!" "Well i didn't think of that earlier did i?" Plus they split it in half in the end -.-
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a year and a half later, I finally get the joke.. it's being consumed by guilt, innit
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Banan Alubeidi
Your username Squishy butts SQUISHY BUTTS :'D
WOW. That is..... you're blowin' my mind, +CheeseLovingChester lol. 
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I ship it.
Dana M
Why didn`t they just break it in half? lol
Anna B
Kenzie Wilson
"WELL THEN WHY CANT I HAVE IT?!" He seems so childish
Kenzie Wilson
+The Phandom Did It thanks you too
I like your Profile Picture
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