 This doesn't really just go away. Hi friends, my name is Farmer's Car Insurance today. Just an announcement, we have a merch sale going on until the 13th this month. Get the discounts while you can, no shame right here. Self promo, you can get that hoodie right there, you can get all this stuff, get your face mask. If you haven't seen last week's video, go ahead and watch it. It was about me moving back to New York and furnishing this apartment. The setup is different, so apologies for the blank background, but I think it's like minimalistic, you know? You can tell it's very minimalistic. I have not seen this video on YouTube. I've tried searching for it, but I was watching Jenna Marble's 100 Layers Challenge and I remember that she stacked a bunch of eyelashes over her eye one time, 50 on each eye. It looked crazy, but you all know that I've had a struggle with long eyelashes. I was not blessed with the naturally curly eyelashes that most boys somehow are. We all envy them in this household. I tried Elastic Extension one time, it didn't work well and everyone says you can just wear mascara, Frederick. Just wear a falsie, Frederick. I don't like how they feel. I wanted them naturally. So an idea popped into my mind. I want longer eyelashes, but I don't want them to be wearable. I want them to be as long as possible. I know there's mascaras out there that lengthen them to an extreme degree. There's a viral video out there of someone just making the longest eyelashes in real life and someone holds the world record for longest eyelash. I'm not trying to break that. I just want to feel what it's like to be them. So I have with me 100 pairs of eyelashes and one lash glue. I have no idea what's gonna happen today. I might be here all day gluing them onto my face. Is this a waste of money? Yeah, but I don't plan on throwing these away. I want them mounted on a wall. What's happening there? Actually, I like that there. They even came with these things. Oh, that's gonna be fun. So because I didn't want to spend a fortune, I just went on Amazon and bought 50 pairs, five styles. Did you see them all? Yeah, they all look pretty weird. And they're definitely way too long. Let's just try one of them on. This eyelash is not meant for me. An incredibly fake looking, might I add. Like, ooh. Okay, from far away, you can see something. There's something going on there. Oh God, oh God, this is gonna look terrible. Now I could just glue them all here and then put one big lash on as a final glue. But that's not as fun. That's not what you clicked on. You clicked on here today to see me fail and struggle, didn't you? I'm gonna glue these on individually. I wanna see how long I can get these before they start drooping down. And if I can even open my eyes. So without further ado, let's get started. I promise this isn't sponsored by Kiss. But we're using their lash glue today. Oh God, I already lost the first lash. Okay, nevermind, I found it. So I have done this before in my life. Did I enjoy it? Absolutely not. I hate the feeling. I don't know how y'all can do it all day, but I applaud you. Is this what you do? While I'm waiting for this to dry, I'm gonna go ahead and start gluing on the other one. They're kind of tacky already. Maybe I don't need to glue them. We'll see, we'll see. And I also expect to run out of this glue. So I brought some other glues. Not meant for the eye, but at that point, I'm hoping that it's long enough that it won't mess with it. You know, gorilla glue might be good. Okay, so I think this one's tacky. So let's zoom you in. Oh, baby. All right, guys, here we go. I have a mirror right here. So I'm looking at that. Oh my fucking God. Wait, there's a tool. They gave me this for a reason. Oh shit. No. Oh no. Oh, I hate doing this. Hinge them together. Hinge. Nope. This lash does not look real at all. Let me tell you that. I mean, it was like $10. So I don't expect incredible quality, nor am I expecting this to look good at all. But if you ever wonder what I look like with a lash, this is her. She's ready. Okay, the other one should be basically dry now. Oh, it's basically dry. Let me try to put this on how they tell you to. You hold it like this and nope, that's not how you do it. How does it just stay there? Her, damn it. Pivot. Oh, that feels terrible. By the end of this video, I think I'm gonna rip out all the eyelashes I already had. There's not much, but there's definitely not gonna be a lot after this. Oh my God. What's that meme? It hurts. It's in my inner corner. These lashes are way too long. It's like jammed in there. Okay, next pair. Piana. There is some adhesive on there when you take it off. So I'm wondering if I can just like stack them. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, what the fuck? Can I just stack it like right there? Oh my God. This is gonna go so bad. Are you busy? Oh, oh, oh. What's on sale? This hoodie. Oh. How'd you know to talk about that? Well, I saw you posted on your story. Oh my God. Well, I just talked about it too. This is perfect timing. Trying to get the world record for longest eyelash. You know, instead of going vertically, we're going horizontally. So can I have you take them and then take the other pair? Just like stack them. That is a lash. Oh my God, this is gonna take so long. I have 100 more to go. I mean, I already look like that meme, but. Yeah. And you know why I have no money in my bank account? Cause I do shit like this. That's insane. Look on camera. Look at that. That's crazy. I just feel like I can't open my eyes at some point. Oh God. What I did an account for was the fact that this starts to curl inwards. It's going like into my eyebrow already. That's four. It's about to make a 360. What the fuck? It's okay. Just flatten her. Squeeze her. Squeeze her. Oh, by the way, if you don't know who Keanu is, she is my podcast partner. Go follow it right up there. Geez. That's touching my eyebrow. It broke. A piece fell off. We'll remember you. This is what drag queens just do. No, Tricks and Mattel definitely stacks like seven. Okay, it's starting to droop. Ah. Ah. Oh my God. My eyes are gone. These are like shields. Babe, how do you like my eyelashes? Ew, it touches my eyebrow. Can I even bat them? Did they work? Can I even blink? Wait, what does this look like? What did that look like? Ow, that hurts so much. I'm going to snip some off. These are hurting. Do you have the, do you have the scissors? Oh God, that's stupid. Okay. Fuck off. Oh, I didn't even cut it all the way. Fuck off. God damn it. I'm going to cut off my eye. Oh God. Oh, I can see. That doesn't hurt anymore. No, I was cutting off like the inner corner. It was jamming into my eye. Your work is very appreciated, Keanu. Bitch. What the fuck? Okay, on a scale of one to 10, how stupid is this idea? I would say like nine. Nine? Yeah. This is the worst video I've ever made. What if I did the podcast with these on? Because I'm saving them. Okay. One of these looks okay. I feel like this one looks okay-ish. This one, they didn't receive love. It feels like a, like a wrap. What if I made them go like that way? No, like slowly like go farther away. Cause you know how like people want it to be like lengthy on the end? I'll give them length. It's looking the ingredients. You know, this brand is called False Eyelash. Oh, high quality synthetic fibers. Band material, cotton thread or transparent plastic thread. What do you mean or? What? I'm going to try like expanding my length. The eyelash got in my eyebrow. Oh, that looks so, look, look, look, ready? This is so fun. I like so much fun. Are you? Yeah. Do you want this too? No, what if I rip these all off and just give it to you? Like as a, oh, it's, just flick that glue. Flick that glue. Suck my dick. No. What's the corollies? What's the lyric? Flick that tip. Wait, no. Flick that tongue. What's it? I don't know. Oh, flick that bean. Flick the bean. What's the lyric? It was just something from Booksmart. Wait, can I make it? Stop. Ooh. Stop it. It's flagged. It can't get flagged. Oh, they're starting to droop. Oh, God. I can balance it on my eyebrow. This looks like a fellow for dogs. Look at this. Okay, this part is fun. I can still see. I definitely see the eyelash, but I'm Asian, so it's already hard to see. Actually, I should probably say that's false because I know some bitches are actually gonna believe that. Literally, it's just a bunch of white boys convinced me that I couldn't see. You've worn falsies. No, I haven't. You haven't? Why would I wear them? Your prom photo was just natural? Yeah. Eyelashes? Yeah. The fuck? She's not like most girls. Okay, what went wrong with this one? Okay, I think I just got distracted. That's like little, what? Wait, this one's a perfect circle. This one, I think I've suffered enough, guys. I'm putting the stacks on now because I told them I would do this individually at first. Which would it take for fucking ever? Oh no. Oh no. Oh, oh, oh. Just, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's so much longer than the other one. No. No. Ah! You tried to put it under? Yeah. Yeah, mom, mom, that's not happening. Mom. Mom. It's like half the size of this one. Oh, that's perfect. I can't. I'm gonna cry. I'm stuck, I'm stuck again. I can still see. If I push this up and balance it like that, maybe that's why the first one, gender marvels, it worked. Cause it was just, it had more base to it. It did. I think I need to add more base. All right, the bucket hat's coming off. Oh God. Oh. They look like they're part of your eyebrows. That looks like a block brow. Oh God. They put, no. Wait, I don't know where I'm putting it. I'm just gonna put it somewhere. Oh God. This is not a good idea. I'm like, what if I try to kiss you, like. Like, look, okay. So this is someone's face. I'm gonna get like a six foot barrier around me because of these eyelashes. So coronavirus, not here. I don't know where that eyelashes went. I just had to put it somewhere and it went away. Okay, I definitely need more base. I don't know why I thought I wouldn't curl. Curl, what did that curl just say, girl? Ooh, curl. What if I like use them as ticklers? Like, this glue though. Kiss. Oh no, no. Where's the, where's the end of this one? Where did it curl into? Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God. I think some, ugh. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Okay, I need to take it off and rearrange this. I meant to like look at that clump. I think I'm gonna make the executive decision to do this off-screen, not stack it onto my face every single second. Build it instead of individual. These are falling, so I'm going to cut. Cut. Cut, producer, cut. Wow, half my vision's gone. All right, this is where we're at right now. I've doubled it up. Okay, that's much better. Beauty gurus be like, what, let me see. It was really good and then it wasn't. Okay, the underside is nice. That's so. That literally looks like you picked up dog hair. More like you guys in this apartment. Yeah, I pick up your clumped hair. Yeah, our hair isn't straight, not clumps. Your hair clumps out and clumps. What do you mean? I feel like this right now. It disintegrates, first of all, and nothing. Nothing, honey. I mean, is that an eyelash? I wonder if this air conditioner is annoying. Determinate, determinate. It's definitely the same. Oh my God, lemonade. We need our stand. Oh my God, how dare you? We're gonna call our band Lemonade Mouth, you know why? Because the guy called the Lemonade Mouth and then she's like, oh shit, that's a good name. Oh wow, I was like, if I call. No, I was, I just, I was. And not listening to the movie. I was paying attention, I just thought it was a stupid name. Okay, it's Disney. So just stupid. You know what it was? It was a stupid cartoon network. Really, you know cartoon network? Name every cartoon ever. What do you mean it's not? Okay, so you don't even know it, but you're just gonna say it's not good when you don't even know it. What was it, the basketball one? That's all I know. The walking gumball, his name is Gumball. He's not a gumball, he's a cat. And his friend's like a basketball. It's a fish. What else is there? Adventure time. It has lesbians in it. So? That is you. You're always like, where's my representation? Where's my representation? I don't really. Let me guess, let me guess. Adventure time. One of the lesbians is a princess or something. Mm-hmm. Okay, that's all I need to know. Oh. And the other one's a vampire, half demon. Look, look, okay, so you do this. You stamp it on your hand and you just glue across. We're gonna be seeing this for the next year. You should hide then. Ew. This is a cursed video. Should not have been made. Can you already talk about your ghost? There is a ghost. The first one, everyone thought there was a ghost because there was a second in my video where I think Emma closed this and I kept it in, but you didn't see her. So I was like, it's a ghost. Oh my God. Even though I specifically disclaimed, I pacifically disclaimed. Pacificly. Atlantic oceanally disclaimed that it was just my roommate. But then, last night, back there, hold on, this air conditioner's pissing me off. Yeah. I thought you were so baffled that I wore this sweatshirt. No, I was trying to say, what noises do I make? What do you hear? It basically- These are thick walls. No, it's not. Me talking? You screaming. Oh. You hyena, hyena, hyenaing. Ah! Yeah. Walking. You haven't done the bird one in a while. Squawk! Yeah, though. Well, me, go, me. Oh, you're gonna call me a bird when you just say that? No, it's like when you're like laughing, you go like. Oh yeah. Squawk! I can't, no. No. No. Get off! I can't believe it. It looks like I just squashed a bug on my finger. My finger. I don't think I can keep going. It just, it won't go, like it won't stick. I think we should go come back when it's like dry and dry again. I can't even get it off my finger. Take off all the- Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. This is part of an eyelash that has been mixed together for a long time. I don't think I'm gonna get it off my finger. I don't think I'm gonna get it off my finger. Mixed together with glue. And it's starting to do a bead. What is it? It's becoming alive. Oh my God, my rug came in. That's disgrace. Yours is actually good. Okay, yours is so long. I'm trying to, that's the goal. Mine's like- Let's start making it longer. Structurally. Yeah, structurally sound. Sound. All right. Whoa! Look at it on camera. I just shaved my head, which, by the way, is still a possibility. Really? Yeah. The bet was you can shave my head if I don't have a boyfriend by the end of the year. And it's not like, oh, maybe I have a boyfriend for like two weeks and I break up. Like I have to keep this boyfriend until the end of the year. Oh, party in the USA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We should measure it. So this is the final result. Hey. And this is how my hand looks. Why does it look like that? Why is she built like that? It's just, it's not straight. It's not straight. It's not straight. They're not straight. They're not straight. Yours is actually straight. Look at the difference between this beauty and her. Moment of truth. Can I reapply this on? Oh, motherfucker. Ah, uh-huh. It's really heavy. Oh, fuck it. Ah! On is on is on. Ow, that hurts. What if I put it on my eyebrows? No, it's okay. Can't see. I can't see. Wait, I can see through. Wait. Um. They're like, God, I'm nervous. I mean, was it worth it? Wait, hold on. These are like my curtains. Like, good night. Good morning. Can you vlog this? I wanna see if I can like function. Like, tell me to do something, okay? What's the point of making you do stuff? I don't know. Just to prove that I'm good and I'm talented and brilliant. Wait, I wanna do that again. Oh, oh, oh, here we go, here we go, here we go. Ready? Like you're at the club and you're just, yaaah. Ha ha ha. Is it strong lights? Oh, oh, oh, oh. No girl, no, no, oh God. All right, so I guess this is gonna be the end of the video. If you enjoyed, give it a like, leave a comment down below, subscribe for more videos every week cause I post sometimes. And turn on notifications cause I don't know my schedule right now. Once again, bye my merch, it's on sale. What else do I say? The bell? Yeah, hit that. All right, I love you guys and everything is less than three. Wow. Look how different they are. Artist? You're an artist. Patience and impatience. Just leave it in the fridge. No, no. What would happen if you put it in the freezer? Ew, well. Bye.