 Hi, I'm Hannah Brandt reporting for CalTV News, and today you're in for a treat. We're covering Samantha McClintock and Robert Dump's custody battle over their eight-year-old son Ivan. That poor boy doesn't know who he'll live with come November 28th. This is a very critical time for the family. Order in the court! Today we have a custody case with Robert Dump and Samantha Klintock. Welcome back, Robert. Glad to be here. Miss Klintock, I see you've put on some weight. I just gave birth a few months ago. What a shame. So, who wants the kid? I want the kid, okay? I provided the sperm, I want the kid. Okay, now Ivan, what does daddy do when he sees a woman that he wants? Grab him by the pussy. Good boy, good boy, takes after me. So, uh, how will you financially provide for him? Uh, you know, you know, some tax evasion here, some cheap labor there. Basically, I've got huge amounts of cash, okay? Huge. Okay. Miss Klintock, how will you provide? I'm a motivational speaker for the top 1%. My ex-husband gives me some pity money. I'm not giving you one bit of this. Not you idiot, my other ex-husband. Oh yeah, nice guy. Bit of a sleaze. Huge libido. Hey kid, you've known both your parents for a little while. Who do you want to live with? Nice boy. I see here he's got a peanut allergy. What are you gonna do to prevent a reaction? Well, I would switch into almonds immediately. And I'll tell ya, we need peanut allergy awareness in this country and we need it now. Okay, I'll do what I already do. Okay, we're gonna build a wall and it'll keep out peanuts and it'll keep out Mexicans. I call that killing two birds with one brick. Get it? Cause I'm building the wall with bricks. Ice is a huge threat to our country. Okay, education. Where is the kid going to learn? University, okay. Where we keep it real. Estate. I fund half the private schools on the east coast. Can I just please go stay with Uncle Bonnie? Oh honey, he died a while ago. No!