 So walking down here, we're back, do that, yo, so what do you think, help, we need an adult, we need an enthusiast, well who makes dragon mountain, who makes dragon mountain, it'd be aerodynamics my friend, oh okay, so for an arrow, so Christian, we're here, we're going to get shot too, what are your first impressions, the fact that they've separated the rides with an arrow and a picnic table with an arrow is kind of sketchy, so to get to dragon mountain we now got to go this way and then turn all the way around to end up over there as opposed to going this way, so dragon mountain now as opposed to just going straight that way, we now got to go over there, all the way around back over there, yeah, okay let me show you our beautiful park map we got, half of it's missing, this park looks really run down, the parking lot is a swamp, now we literally got to go from here all the way because that leads off to, I don't know, all the way around, I mean I'm gonna be a skinny legend by the end of this, I'm gonna disappear by the end of this, oh my god, so we're filming Kregas reactions on the rides, although at this point it's gonna be your reactions I know, they were a lot taller, how do you guys are you guys looking forward to this? They offered us a season pass for five dollars more and I think all of us said no, a hungry bear, oh my god that is me, that's literally me, wow that's so relatable, so wait wait you want us to walk 30 minutes to get to one ride when we can hop on that train right there, probably not gonna leave for another 45 minutes, oh photo bomb, there's an actual, wait there's an actual train, wait is there an actual train? Dad we are riding the train later, does it work? Oh yeah that's not, how are you doing guys? I'm on a commission right now, oh okay, but we'll see you through the park once it gets gone, it'll probably be about 45 minutes, alrighty, who broke the track though, exactly, 28 to point B, that's all, who broke the track, you're right, so they stop at these benches, okay, is this an area that we can go to? Oh, okay, okay, that's pretty, Craig, watch out, it looks like there is, I'm gonna be honest, it does not look completely run down, are you kidding me, I just saw a behind the scenes area that we're not supposed to see, a broken down ride, our first ride we saw is broken, our transportation right? I'm coughing already, it's probably because my body thinks I'm contracting something here, this feels like a performance of so many people around us, right? Christian's riding the 450 foot above ground attraction, well what is it gonna be underground? Well I mean it could be, rides and attractions, Brendan it's huge, oh my god, Brendan, why are the, why is there a road in the middle of Marine land, just on the footpath, oh this is the construction site of the new, an amusement site or this construction update, this is probably why they don't have it open at night, because you wouldn't be able to see where you're going, I can smell like the, how's that hill 150 feet tall, that doesn't make sense, yeah, right, can you imagine me walking up that hill, it's gonna happen soon, Brendan that thing's actually huge, that train better get running, yeah right, is this supposed to be a new ride, what is it, are the rides even running, I haven't seen any, I haven't heard anything, imagine the one day we come to marine land everything's down, I mean that would be our luck today, no because we paid $50 for a walk, okay so let's give credit for credits too, this is their new little kitty water park they're building and I have to say, I have to say it is pretty, it's pretty well themed from what we're seeing so far and it's nowhere close to even being done, well hey guys, photo bomb, right, can we get a ride, like it looks really good actually, yeah, that looks awesome, wow, remind me to get construction update footage later, a marine land construction update, something I never thought I'd do, your drone, okay that footage though makes the tower look really tall, are you scared, no, no, I'm scared, sure you're not, I'm pretty scared I'm not gonna lie, I know you are, I don't like rides, I don't like old rides is what I don't like, I like B&M's and I like mocks and oh my god, the signs are guiding us in the wrong way, no they're not, dragon mountains that way, and sky screamer, this thing gets to the kids areas, yeah, it would be quicker to just go back and go that way, who wants the kitty credit, well we're gonna get on it later anyway, I already have that credit, well are we here from the wrong way, yeah, here's where we were and that's the castle thing, oh the other way and it's still a long walk, Craig do you ever know where you're going, no he doesn't, that's not a QI, I'm pretty sure that's just like there was a lookout at one point before they put that in, yeah, because I, I can literally, I'm looking at Christian's face in the camera right now, he's so scared, that thing's got a pole over oh my god this lighting, yes, I see you supporting, I look transparent, it's not even that by the time we get there I'm gonna fall asleep, oh you're reacting to the tower, no to the walk to the tower, oh, I mean that's a really fancy gate for deer, I don't know if you can see that in the background guys, all we get to do is walk around, the animals don't open until 12 either, so we just made $56 to come to marine land, forgot where we are, to wait two hours to ride rides, oh my god that's an ugly skunk, come back, spray kefir, kefir already smells close enough to the skunk as it is, oh look at the fence holding the bears in oh guys, that's me, I don't feel safe, I don't feel like I'm at the Toronto Zoo anymore, well you can go in with them, well I mean I'm like family to them, they won't touch you, look at the fence holding the bears in dad, yeah we just walked all the way here to come for the most rides, I don't even know where we are, this park is like, we just passed Kystra, oh so we're like right here, Dragon Mountain is like right off to the right, no they don't have the name, they just have rides and attractions, this way, okay so rides and attractions doesn't mean like all rides and attractions, it's literally like, that looks fun, wait what time does Dragon Mountain open, it's not open, it didn't say on the map that this stupid thing opens now, wait give me your mouse, oh check the back, oh my god that looks so much fun, it's open now, Dragon Mountain yeah okay Dragon Mountain, okay at least one ride's open, and it's an arrow so that's gonna only mean one thing, are you excited, it's gonna break, what are you excited to ride the most useless rollercoaster in the world, yes, Christian's quite upset about the summer uniforms that amusement insiders have, at this point I might as well just take in the day and trade, I'm not gonna support at the front because that's actually loaded, look at it, whoa my god okay that looks probably like one of the best flat rides I've seen in a while, actually if you guys want to experience a little bit of nature I think you're gonna be okay, oh this just turned into an educational class, do they have names, do they have names, that one's called I'll Eat You, that one over there is I have eaten someone before, oh actually they're doing something really funky over there, oh okay let's get some wildlife photography of this, oh wait don't bears eat dog, oh, well is this coming towards us, I mean I have to give them, this is a better exhibit than the uh Toronto Zoo's bear one, someone drove through their bear exhibit look, it's probably to feed them or test the water, test the bears, make sure they work, that is a really long ride cycle, all the ride, oh my god it's getting more crazy, it might be, oh my god Craig I have to film a reaction on that too, all right let's go to Dragon Mountain and get on this coaster that's probably gonna kill us, watch the ride behind us, wait Christian is that true you only have 18 credits after this, yeah, this is gonna be my 49th, this is I think I'm getting like 79 or 80 one of the two, I want to make, I can hear it, why is it so long, we are literally gonna die on this thing, it's right there I could see it, it's right up there in the mountain, oh we gotta go front row, we're gonna get hit by trees, no it's fine we're going front row, oh yeah we're here, we're gonna die, it does have like the theme, the theming that's here is nice, are you telling me that we have to go off the off road, yeah I think so, it doesn't completely sound like that, it doesn't look like it, and it doesn't look very up, I can hear it struggling in the distance, oh there it goes, are you ready, it doesn't even have like a proper sign it just says persons, Dragon Mountain, no no no I mean for like the, oh the uh just people with medical conditions cannot, okay Christian we need to make sure you're tall enough to ride, oh okay you guys are okay, you all beat the hype for Friday man, you sure, oh don't worry I won't be having this on the ride, wink, oh my god now we're gonna have to walk another 20, okay the best part about Hangout with Christian is I know when he's freaking out and I can tell he's freaking out, we're gonna die at this part before I go to see your point of the bow tie, like what's holding this up, nothing, okay welcome to our five minute trek to the station, welcome to Dragon Mountain, people not saying this park is very big and useless, alright, we're back for round two, I'm just hammering the back, and my voice cracked, round two, back row, what color is this thing supposed to be, is it just supposed to be brown, me like making sure like this GoPro, GoPro, it's a pretty expensive GoPro, yes better hold on to that thing, that better not hit me in that face, it's a whale park, are these the places to eat in this park, I think so, are you already hungry, we just ate bagel, you eat so much, what are you looking at, oh it's falling apart, good luck, it's literally falling apart, I don't know if I'm getting that on camera, no you just recorded a nice crotch view, I might get a breath, are those walking, but we didn't walk far, we didn't walk far, we just have to walk six and a half kilometers here, and I don't know if there's six back, by the time we get to the skyscraper it'll be open, right, yeah y'all just got a really nice double chin shot there, it was great, course up there, at least good god you don't stop, so I summon him, are we gonna ride this, oh should we ride this while we're here, is that I wonder if that's still the same cycle, yeah, watch it actually be, oh if it is then we're not right, I hope we spin like crazy and you get sick, if you throw up on me you can throw in the bear pit, oh it's happening again, oh my god, the discovery channel up in the bear pit, it's a giant spot, they're making love, are they still going at it, yeah they're still going at it, they're just cuddling that's all, one bear really really likes the other bear, we should have just went to Wonderland, right, I could have been hanging out with OVC and goes to the studios instead, instead we're watching bears cuddle, we'll say, we're watching the bears collaborate, collaborate and we're gonna ride the spinning ride and Craig is gonna throw up on me, Craig I just want to remind you of what's coming up, I don't know you heard a test and you sounded scared, it's true, oh they're really going at it now don't look to the right Craig, oh they're changing positions, there's literally a truck driving through, oh what the hell, there's literally a truck, can we do that, I would pay $20 extra to drive my car through here, look there's a ride over there too, I bet you didn't even notice, what is it, oh teacups, oh OVC pointed it out, does that mean you want to do it, I don't know where we're going because there's no signs, we're walking in the middle of the road, you know where we're going, no can you imagine, is the drop tower is spinning, did you mean the platform too, you meant the platform too, that's even more GB, we're about to start a track up the long hill, oh okay, it's me, 15 minutes from now we're going to be on that, yeah oh my god the incline is already too strong, do you need me to push, how can anyone be a whale at this park, look you can tell they poured the cement and opened the park because there's like people's names carved in it, I think it's the people that died on it, oh oh god, yeah, right, are we all out of breath already and we haven't even like, he's getting wet by the way Brendan, but I will be at the top, okay, all right let me go get some ropes, I love that there's literally a rock slide, it's literally waiting to happen too, it's like going to crush us, oh the landslide over here, don't stop in my face, oh my god we have so much longer to go, so I did a thing, what, I don't know but I got a lot of snaps so I must have done something bad, oh everyone snap back, oh my anxiety was a little landslide, you know I even remember your first name by the time we get up there, I know, we need water, Chris is not even holding me, he won't even hold the camera bag, he's supposed to be my assistant, no I'm the vlogger, oh it's supposed to, oh are you, pay cut, oh okay, well construction update, dad did you see Niagara Falls from the ride, did you see Niagara Falls from the ride or no, yeah, okay I think we're halfway, it's not as bad as people make it out to see even though I'm out of breath, Christian's snap chatting, he calls me a wall, I'm not a snap chatting friend and I'm looking up to height at this stupid thing, he's scared, it only goes 69 kilometers an hour and it has splash pass so there is fast lane at this park, are you serious, you can cut the one person in front of you, I'm gonna get on this side, this isn't the right, oh this isn't the right skyscraper, no it's not, oh my god that's literally skyscraper, the uh six legs, what are you looking at, skyscraper, marine land accident, oh don't even say it, like say it after we get off the ride, we're taller on this hill than the flat ride next to us, the tower one, what tower there's more rides here, yeah there's some down there, there's a bus condor over here, oh yeah I want to add the condor, something that looks like Dumbledore, he doesn't help, that's like 25 degrees celsius and we're in sweaters, I know I should, and I have my camera gear and Craig it won't help me, it's exactly 300 feet, you want me to hold the camera, no, we're almost there, what is that I can't do this, guys I'm done, I'm done, there's more rides over there, how is he running, oh we're almost there, I feel like if it's broken I'm protesting, we're not leaving, what is this thing to do, I don't get it, I'm gonna film, yeah y'all already know what this ride does, this is their water dummies, it's plastic bags, no, no tantrum today, you and Derek throw a tantrum in front of your dad, I know that, oh then it thrusts you down, oh my god yes, it's a double tower, what, it's got two cycles on it, no way, how long do you stay up there, a lot, maybe because there's no weight on it, are you ready christian, dad you want to ride with me, maybe it's too windy, right, where's the vending machines for water bottles, okay so we have someone on here that's deathly afraid of this ride, so is there a way to make it scarier, no, damn, you, your face the first up, I thought you were gonna kill me, the first up, yeah, you were not happy and then the after part you started to enjoy it, you don't scream but you make weird noises, he was like, what was that, yeah you were that, oh my god, we'll see it at the footage y'all, I was praying, no you started praying about happening, when it was too late, I like this better than dropped out, I've never been on dropped out, you've never been on dropped out, no I'm kind of scared, really, but now I know how it should feel, drop tower and this feels more of a forced drop, drop tower actually just drops you, yeah, like lets you fall, oh this shoves you down, yeah, it's like get out of here, and it pushes you up dude, have an 8 ready, we're letting you fall out, willingly, hey look at the camera, I'm having a bad experience, I thought it was going to come here and hate the park, yeah the walking is bad, but I mean did we have to pretty decent so see for a gp step, this is a pretty good park, yeah, to be honest like if we were to take off our enthusiasm buses which were pretty good at taking them off, I don't have one to wear, I know I don't have a pair, I lost my pair, I never had a pair, you should have your camera facing up, I don't know why, I did it already, last time you were a baby and you wanted him to like lock you an extra tight, it's not like you're gonna get nearer time on those, I should care, your ego was hurt there, I saw that, bye, why do you have the camera facing straight, it's the walking, okay, we're back, how many people on it daily hit their head on this, uh none, because uh Christian they have intelligence, most people dock, do you know anything about the new family that's or the family that's running it, did it get passed on to the wife, yeah the wife took it over, okay she seems to be already having bigger plans than the previous, the previous owner didn't like to spend money, yeah and she looks like she's ready to spend, well on your way down if you look over you'll see the splash pad is going in, July 1st it's slated open, it's gonna be two acres, the largest one in North America, yeah it looks massive and the theming's good, yeah two acres, do you control when we go down, you control when we go down, no, no, in case when you get to the first point where it starts weighing you and you're gonna want to get off, I want to get off, we can still lower, honestly you could just, just like a ride stop basically, essentially yeah, uh you can't strike her like, oh amazing, it's so good, what is it, like what is it, essentially a roller coaster, it's yeah, the main gimmick of a dive coaster basically it just holds you over the edge with a special brake that they have, so you kind of look down for like three to five seconds and then you draw, kind of like this, I'm soaked, it's he's coming from here, I know it literally looks like I pissed myself, it looks like I did, Brenda how scared were you, I was really scared, I was just, it rains, you soak up water, foam one and a hard plastic one to hit your family jewels, so pick your weapon, either you get the foam nice comfy foam ones to hit you the family jewels or a nice hard plastic one, take your pick essentially, so there's, I'm sure you'd rather put the flat the rubber, so there's one, oh my god do it again, here I'll do it on this one, you just squeeze the restraints on these and they go, oh, I'm sure you'd rather that than a hard plastic, oh yeah for sure, for sure, oh that was amazing, yeah it was good, what did you think of it, mister I was scared of it, it's fun, mister walk my restraint harder, tighter, oh you con's definitely worth the trip back down there, I don't do rides, oh you don't, nope, I run and I just won't go on him, so why don't I strap you, no kidding, I won the line, does anybody want Gregor to ride again, does anyone want Gregor to ride again, before we walk down the like 800 foot hill, oh, looks like the ride was making that noise, I guess so because it looks like they programmed this too, but maybe at some point or maybe before they used to do this, yeah, so what did you think of that ride, it's fun, it's definitely their star attraction, yeah, but dragon mountains, dragon mountains fun, yeah, it feels really awkward walking around with my pants now, the whole five people in here are going to see you relax, I know we're literally able to like talk to the ride-offs, like I thought I might have how many people actually come here, I'll walk behind, do that, yo, so what'd you think, I want to jump off, we have 15 minutes to walk to have this, so might as well give our review of Skyscreamer, do you want to do the Ferris wheel today, oh sure, well you can buy that bundle, the fun pass, yeah, I'm not having a bad time here, other than the walking, it's not that bad, yeah, I mean like the coaster is an, what, arrow, yeah, I don't know, help, we need an adult, we need an enthusiast, well who makes dragon mountain, it'd be aerodynamics my friend, oh okay, so for an arrow though, that's smooth, yeah, no that's really good, it makes dragon fire look like a horrible thing, like the bats, yeah, like I like this park, if I lived here I'd get a season pass, we made the joke coming in, who would get a season pass, well blah this park because we've heard really bad season pass to this stupid park, if I lived here I would not get a season pass, if I get a wonderland pass, if actually I wouldn't even be a, I'd be scared of roller coasters if I lived here, the reason I'm not is because I was, oh, oh, oh, voice crack, the only reason I'm not is because I was able to walk there every day, kefir I swear to god, so, all right, we're gonna film our construction update for marine land, that's rare, we'll be right back, yeah, here, here's some rocks, all we need is a blender, behind the scenes, amusement insiders, I was sitting in rocks, the wild brendon over there, fusion, get out of the shot, the wild brendon doing a construction update on marine land, how do you do the looser thing like this right here, what a looser, yeah, I'm gonna fall, so welcome back, how was your ride, look, I have a nose, I want that much, how much space brendon has on his computer of just me recording stupid things on his camera in the background, well brendon's at work, I kind of just mess around with the cameras, guys look, marine land's doing something, that's so shady, I'm putting line at the beginning of the construction update, is this even recording, yeah it is, okay, he needs to leave that in the vlog, I should have shaved before I came, this looks really cool though, yeah it's way better than the splash pads wonderlands built, although two acres, I don't think, wait this is a pool, no, oh it's a giant splash pad, no, yeah, I feel like next year we should come, brendon don't get us kicked off the media list, we honestly came here expecting like, we came here expecting really, really, really bad things because everyone says it's really, really bad, but it's not that bad, like it's a nice place to be, we gotta go pet the deer, like that's like, well yeah we need to do everything, all right we're petting the deer guys, we're petting the deer, do you even have the shoes on, I had to help, so full, hi brendon, hi, how are you, how much, how much folders on spit, what okay, how many spaces, oh my god, you're also not holding the camera properly, hi, how much space do you have on your computer used of me doing the useless stuff on your camera, oh I'm building folders, like folders on folders, like there's gonna be montages of like no shots, uh GP like sayings that you say, like how about the day that you said wonderland would kick us all out to watch fireworks in the parking lot, what's a facoma, I'm not sure if that question was serious or not, I don't think it was Ryan, okay, I know christian as much as I like give you slack for being GP, I'm GP too, and that is why you're on this channel, I just want to say something real quick, oh, when we came in, these guys all just got their tickets and a map, they gave me like 10 arcade tokens too, those are the tokens, I guess they liked me, they didn't even give me a map, maybe the girl wanted like to go on a did you leave her your number with her, no, maybe they maybe they should have game, maybe they give tokens to the biggest fool in the park, oh, that's staying in that video, that was a good one, I'll give you that, amusement insider, at least it's not like the one, when christian takes over the camera it's like, I don't know what's gonna happen, it's a roast vest at some point, no, it's like a bunch of stuff, the camera is like going in all different directions, he likes looking at himself in the mirror that's above the camera, by the way, it shows him what he's filming, you mean the screen, the mirror that shows you what you're filming, you also might not want to focus on me too much because you might blur in the camera, oh, me too, the deer parks, oh wait, we're gonna go ride dragon mountain one more time, right, I want to do it in the back, the one thing that I found really weird is there were just a couple people coming in after us and they're like, oh, maybe we should put two trains on this ride because it's starting to get busy and I'm like, what, you know what I realized, we've had this whole conversation, it's been like 10 minutes and we've still haven't gotten to the bottom of this hill, we're about to, yeah, so we started about halfway up this clip here, we are now as I pass this tarmac right here, but now we're at the bottom, tarmac, there's airplanes that way, tarmac is it, excuse me, oh we're gonna go drag them out in deer park and then eat and then get the hell out of here, animals too back there, oh we don't care, oh the whales, do we care about whales? I see whales every day when I look in the mirror, oh I got there before you, I got there before you, we didn't hear what I said before that I guess, what'd you say, he was saying I don't want to go see the whales, I said one drives me home from school, okay, enough of the, if you think you should be punished for even just saying that, comment down below what his punishment should be and I think he will follow suit, ride flight deck, no that's not a punishment anymore, I'd still punishing, ride the, ride the bat my friend, we should do like a day of just like no hands challenge on the rides at Wonderland, we tried that, remember how hurt we got on flight deck, I know that's the point, oh okay, do it on the bat, I know no hands rides, yeah on the bat, like on the sledgehammer, on nightmares, oh on nightmare, on both like rides like that, you saw what happened when I let go for a second, I almost came and crushed you, so I'll sit on the other side, yeah if I sit on the inside I'll be fine, then you'll smash into the the metal fence, yeah, don't want to be an American, I wonder if these bears are still going at it over here, it's been a while since we've been back, there's children that watch these videos Craig, come on, when one bear loves another bear, oh stop there, they make another bear, back to dragon mountain we go, look at that, are you trying to vlog without me, yes he is, I don't even know if I love that, it's so smooth, yeah and it doesn't sound like death, like dragon fire, I wonder if it's because it's slow, I mean I wonder what its top speed is, um five miles per hour, I'm kidding, so can I take my shirt off, um no, we're in a public park, okay, I mean if we're in the water park maybe, taking my shirt off, it is so hot, do you have a shirt underneath, no, oh my god, so nice, okay I'm turning the vlog away from Craig, Craig you can't have the camera, oh, beautiful Italian puns up, I think they'll let you ride like that, no they're not, no, oh my god, he was mocking me all day because I wanted to tie my jacket around my waist, like you know a 40 year old, like parent, you're literally shirtless in the vlog, I look homeless, put your shirt back on, we're literally in a theme park, are we though, so, so you're gonna feed the bears, show us the food, I don't know why you don't have your shirt on, I can't just take that, for those wondering why he doesn't have his shirt on, it is extremely hot here, I feel bad for throwing the food at him, right, we need that bear bear because he's hungry, are you eating it, no, he's eating the bear food, what is it, corn pops, yeah there's his corn, oh, throw the whole cone and watch him like, oh that bear's coming at it, he's hungry, he's like, can you take it and crush it, so Krega did you enjoy the bear food, okay, so what did you just say you wanted to do with Skyscreamer, I want to ride it, but it's because it's up the hill, yeah, no point in going back up there, exactly, they should fix because they did that just to elevate the view, I know but like now it's like, you ride it and you come back down, you go enjoy the rest of your day and then you want to rewrite it again, you can, like I'm a pretty fit person and even me I do not want to have to walk back up there, I don't want to have to walk back up that hill, I'm not a very fit person at all and I definitely don't want to walk back up that hill, yeah no, you would never catch me taking my sweater off in a theme park, I don't think we'd ever catch you taking your sweater off in general, no I go to Orlando in my sweaters, okay, so, see now that my shirt's off and we're vlogging, we're getting like double the strength, right, so that's it, I told you to put your shirt on, it's not even off, it's just up, yeah now the stupid tram works, right, it's the Polar Express, this is literally a tractor, you might as well just walk, there's no way that goes uphill, Brendan it's not, it's just geared slow, it obviously has enough torque to go uphill, oh god, what, this is illegal by the way, it's a tractor that's been like decorated, actually not allowed to be, I think it's like, even at my work you have to be like 15 feet away from it, yeah, or 10 feet, something like that, even when it's, oh no, not when it's off, it's getting hotter, you know how much better this would have been if we were at 101, I'll buy you a summer uniform, he's literally protesting me today, that's why he's like, no, I'm like, I'm like, put your sweater back on, he's like, no, this is his way of getting his summer uniform and delivered like ASAP, I didn't hear him say no, oh he said no, I said no, I didn't want to put it on a dragon mount so I do not want to take my shirt, that was me, you were going to ride it without your shirt and I was like, don't, yeah, after you said the sanitary thing I thought about it, yeah