 The last time I played this game, I entered an online tournament and I ain't gonna lie, I got it cooked. But now I've decided if I'm going to train, I should train in the agent of chaos. So we're gonna go all random here, Dion. Random characters, random items, and on high. And what that's gonna hopefully do is practice, you know, how I'm able to react to stuff. This is, Dotto, Dotto, I hate to cut you off. This isn't gonna prepare you for anything other than... I don't know, but this, this ain't what it's gonna be like, bro. Bro, come on, bro. This is exactly what the tournament gonna be like when I'm re-enter. Alright, but I just know I got RNG better than you. Ooh, pit! Oh, yeah? Who got your favorite character now, right? Donkey Kong is my favorite. Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm gonna hit you with a little combo here. First, I'm gonna charge up my Donkey Kong fist. Bro, where are you going? Boo! Wait, you just come back from Disneyland, bitch? Like I always said, we go in Max Chaos and random into the battlefield. Have you ever seen Donkey Kong do this? Damn! Put the cuckoo! Put the cuckoo! Oh, I beat their ass. Put the cuckoo! Put the cuckoo! Are you right, bro? What is this preparing me for? Preparing me for Ocarina of Time, bro. Preparing me to face the axe. Damn! Bro, come down here. Why is Genesect here? We already did the Pokemon thing over on Dion's channel. You know I got the good plugs for you, bro. Come here! Oh, food! Robby eating like Goku and shit. Bam! Why you saying that? Why Goku specifically? Because you're a gorilla? Not because he'd be eating. Alright, Fariza. Hey, catch. Oh, no! Oh, I'm fine. Get this item real quick. D.V. is going on over here. I wasn't up to nothing, D.V. Bro, this is the longest game of all time. One of us has to die. And by one of us, I mean you. I catch! Hey, I got books for you. I got a book for you. Oh, you got a monkey with a bliky. Is this planted under the axe? Here, you can have that. I want the sword, bro. Oh, give me that. Give me that. Too bad. Scream. Oh, you read me like a book. Scream. Oh, you read me like... Who are you shooting? I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Yes. Come here. Let me get this. Wow! I have a whole way. Oh, no! I'm different. Oh, you got the full gun? I've got the full gun now. You know, I keep that thing on me. No! Alright, now to reap your soul. Come here. Batter up. God damn! Damn! Get comboed! You know what? Be careful, because I'm not embarrassed. What's about to happen is going to be embarrassing. Shit, I missed. I'm scared of you. You're a big gorilla, bro. I'm just a guy with wings. I'll jump for Tokyo B. Ooh, ooh, block those. Fuck off. Wait, let go of me. Unhand me. Why are you not dead? I've been trying to... Uh-oh. No, no, no, no, no. You don't got those, bro. Oh, yeah? Okay, come on. Get out of my game. How are you still alive? Alright, now you're actually... I'm going to reap your soul, bro. I'm going to send you to the River Styx. Wait. Oh, no. Please. Just go to hell, man. Go to hell. Stop. Let me get the British. I sent you to hell. Why hit the button? This is like an item 17 times, bro. Oh, and a backflip. Damn, you got a pearly white. Bro, why don't we do more smash on our chance? I'll record another one for your channel right now. What the fuck? What are the odds? Buzzer mirror match. What are the odds? Why did we get the same match? Did you not pick random? I picked random, bro. Come here. Don't ever doubt me, bro. Because where are you going for real? Oh, oh, box on wheels. I thought I had reeds. You thought you were... You thought you were... Why are we speedrunning this one? Well, now we can... Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm going to give you the hands. All right, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I didn't get my jump, bro. I didn't get my jump. I got speedrun. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Buzzer running up on the camera. This is like a football player. I am Marth, anime. Sneak. What is going on? There's no way. There's no way. It must be you. You brought out a whole rocket launcher? Yes. Bro, you look at the same melee. I actually got a Marth. What the fuck? You just mixed both of us. No way. Get off my stage. Good luck getting back on. How are you going to get back on it? Testicle maneuver. God damn it. Burn! Oh, it's Gladion. Indiana, I bet you're kidding me right now. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay. Honestly, I did not see that happening. What the fuck? Please! I don't know why they shouldn't have me. Bro's about to get done in by Gallagher. That's crazy. Oh, my God! Stinks it. I didn't know that shit would just like KO me like that, bro. I did. Bro, you don't believe play with items enough, bro. You need to embrace the chaos. Is this a whole ass fire stick from Mario Brothers? Okay, it's your item, I guess. Please, bro, this is mine. Oh, oh, you already know I'm an anime character. Wait, but I blocked it. Nice. I missed. That felt a little extra. Wait, what the fuck is this thing? I have no idea. It looks like a dragon in Nido. You're damn right, it's not. That right there's also Mario Kart Lightning. Get off my- I'm small! When did I turn small? I cannot lie. I'm small. Bro, the camera is so zoomed out because you're also fighting me and the dragon who has been here for like eight hours now. He's gone. Not to say. When is this guy going to go away? Oh, Tornado Guster. Hold on. I need this. I need this. Stop trading items. I can't get them. Get off my stage and don't ever come back. What was fun? I have no movement. How do you pick items up so effortlessly? I always run right past them or something. Tune Link. Bro, you're the fighting game guy. I don't know how to play this little idiot. I know. He has the same map every time. All right, bro. I didn't set up the room. I'm blocking. My shield. What's my shield good for? Throw another one real quick. Shut up. Jesus Christ. You're going to slip on that banana field. Quarter circle forward. Damn, he actually did the input. Get off me. Get off me. Oh, yeah. And take one of this. It doesn't hurt me. What the hell? I thought those bombs hurt you. Oh, now you're dealing with Metal Tune Link. Where am I going? Bro, I weigh a thousand tons. Okay. I'm getting my ass kicked into the ground. I wish I got weak. I wish I didn't, bro. This boomerang. Damn. Please don't, bro. Oh, now I got to beat it out of you. Parry. First strike. Oh, you want to actually parry it twice. It is third strike. I summon me. No. I summon. No. No. Give me that. No. Yes. Dion, I'm going to need you to say cheese. Okay. Did you dodge it? Anyway. Mario Kart lightning. Say Mario Kart, but I'll still beat your ass. I'm small. I summoned me. Pac-Man. Nice. Yeah, beat his ass. Oh, what's this little tomato going to do for me? It healed me for like 5%. What the actual fuck? Beat his ass. Bro, these ghosts are kicking my ass. God, yes. Bro is doing hit and runs with Boomerang. Stop with your stupid Boomerang. The music is being added in post, but all I hear is, God damn it. Is Boomerang going to be here for the rest of our lives? I don't know. Look at this Boomerang. I was waiting for this. This Boomerang is supposed to over barrage in MMT. I don't care if you are in Midswama, beat your ass. This Boomerang is getting on my nerves, man. Why is this still here? It's been like 80 years. I summoned thee. Oh, a Deku nut. All right, man. Why is she still trying to command grab my shit? Get out. Oh my God, I could beat her ass. Let me beat her ass then. Yeah, you better run. Yeah, as soon as I have a tail. Bro, you good? You were in a whole ass first suit right now. Yeah, you thought this was a gun? I got a whole piece. Shut up. That shit was sweet. Why do I keep getting these big clunky ass characters, bro? Oh, yeah. I don't know why I started saying jigglypuff, Steve. I got a wing wicker. I got a wing wicker. I got a wing wicker as shit. Damn, I'm getting swept. I know, bro. We only got like one to two games left, depending on the length. So you better kick it into gear. I'll beat your ass in the next one, bro. Don't worry about it. Because I'm about to random Ike. Nah, I'm going to random Diddy Kong. I'm calling it. Damn, I was so wrong. Who the fuck is this? God damn. This is just the battlefield special, dude. What the hell? You never touch me like that. What kind of spells I got? I got fire spell. I never played his character. You don't such a little ecto fighter. Damn. Have you ever played pinball, bro? Let me see. Wait. It hits me, too? Oh, get a bees. Come on, bees. The bees. No. Oh, Dion, you are cucked. You are. No, no. I'm cucked. I'm cucked. Hey, I ain't coming down to that stupid one. Don't attack me. Why do I dino stance? Look at this. Well, tell the stupid hours to leave, man. It's still here. You did my fucking filth for a fake. I'm going to clap your shit, bro. I'm going to ruin your life, bro. Oh, damn. The like way you didn't know I had a jetpack technology. Oh, why do I go that way? You idiot. You know what this item does? I don't know. You haven't shown me anything. Watch my stocks. Watch my stocks. Watch my stocks. Watch one. That's actually broken. No. I can't escape. I can't escape. And I still missed. Second. I thought I was going to be all right. I ain't going to lie. Where am I? Yeah, I put you in a smoke bomb. It's like the mist, bro. I feel like this is hurting you. It kind of is. I can't see. I can't see the stupid item. Bro is running around. Pick up the move. God. Aim. Oh, is that shadow the hedge? Oh, brother. He chaos controlled me. Oh, I dodged. Oh, look at me dodge. And I got chaos control. Is that bomber man? I don't know. Is he going to hurt me? Does this hurt me too? Oh, can bomber man leave? He's been here long enough already. I think you had a whole free stock. Go away, bro. Yeah. That's it. That's it. Tickle bro. Yeah. I don't even feel that shit. I didn't even feel that shit. Come here. It's crazy. It's going to happen again. It's going to happen again. Yes. No. No. No. This should be one to one. It would have been if you hadn't let me get a free stock. Oh. That's game. That's game. That's game. You know the game of ass, bro. Look at me and my teammate, bro. I've got nothing but big dumb clunky idiots. All right. So what you say? You want one more? You want to end the video? One more, bro. Bro, I'm better than you. What is happening, bro? I'm better than you at the game. I hope you get another big clunky character, bro. No. It's always a clunky idiot. Bro, it's because of this whack-ass map, bro. That's what I'm saying. I don't know why we're getting this map. It's randomized. Throwing it back. Throwing it back. Throwing it back. Yeah, I know one move. What other? This is all you need, bro. What is going every? Hey, you ever played Majora's Mask? You're not going to dodge it, bro. What's about to happen is not something you can dodge. Anyway, see you. Can you get this big fucking executor out of my fucking face, Dion? I can't play the game. All right. Now I can play the game. If you did another one, I would have been so pissed. I don't know how to play any of these characters. That's why you got a trust in the random. I can't get up. What is this infinite loop? Oh, you want to talk about infinite loop? Truly, what do I do? Why did it go that way? Hey, so the thing is that item also reverses your control, bro. I didn't tell you that because I knew I wanted to shoot it. Yeah, get them controls reversed. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do with the game right now. He forgot about his reverse control. I didn't forget. That's just weird. Hold on, bro. How do we get these maps correct, bro? Why? This video is over, bro. I know it is, but how do we get these maps right, bro? Anyway, let us know if you want to see a second random. Oh, we're doing it right now. Literally, same thing on my channel because I promise you, bro. Okay, we're running it back. Click on Dion's channel if you want to see more believable like on this one. Anyway, bye.