Strong - A Rick Perry Parody by soundlyawake





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Published on Dec 9, 2011

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Original script:
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message.

My script:
I'm not ashamed to admit I've never read a science book, but you don't need to be a mathematician to know that queermosexuals aren't humans. They're either, uh, plants, or animals, or whatever the third one is. Anyway, all I know is that they don't deserve the same rights as intelligent, loving folk such as myself. And that's why I only want heterosexuals going to war for me.
Speaking of Muslims, I know some of you aren't Christian. And I know it's those non-Christian Muslims that are preventing our kids from talking about Santa Claus in school.
As President, I'll end the atheist Muslim leader Obama's war on religion. Well, my religion only, because we know all the other ones are poppycock. And I'll fight against library attacks on our religious heritage. You know one of those book ladies tried to tell me that the 1796 Treaty with Tripoli states that the United States was "not in any sense founded on the Christian religion". I told her I didn't know what that meant.
Faith made America strong. Now, I'm not sure who she is, but if you're out there, Faith, how bout you come back and do it again?
I'm Rick Perry, and I'm trying to manipulate impressionable middle America to vote for me. Wow, those were big words.

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