 It used to be that all a fan needed to get on TV was a painted face. The times have changed. I'll teach you how to create the perfect look that will get you on TV. Too much orange, try the boa. Fireman's hat that makes no sense. I love it. I'll show you all my secrets. I've gotten on TV 103 times. 104 if you count the time I was on that episode of cops. I'm Victor Longsnap, and this is my masterclass. No!