 Good morning! Wherever you're watching, my name is Plostitukin and today's headlines As you can see actually here you go but Kamerase, ni me kam, ni me jipanga, ni me kujus, ni me kam Headslines of today Naivashita Kronikos kondom shottage Aki mapenzi wewe mula muha mo nai zandres Sports news, ni ni mchezo sports news mi chezo za wiki Streetza Tik Tok, what's happening in Tik Tok Mims of the week, top 6 memes of the week Presented by Plostitukin Stay tuned Ha ha ha ha How are you my fellow people, fellow Kenyans As you can see actually had an emergency So I'm running the show I don't have bodyguards today but What's going on with this wali? Let's say in kaisu me kosa tools za kimbia kasa rani Uta kimbia mgutini That was the situation that happened in Naivashita Ya ni Naivashita kondom shottage watu wangu Hey, wano me wali wali kulangu wangu kumigini ili bidi wameza Wameza ibo ibo wamecha za kiao Anyway, the situation was very hard Until ili bidi kuma intervene Tumidi potwuko vidyana kada waku impot On the same note, Kamene Goru Hey, Kamene Goru ame sema wastena wali pepetwa rani Shizana Naivashita Una pili guapali kengfisha kwa moto na gilbezi yatao Una pepetwa skutatu kwa ni wasichana What happened to your morals? Kama boy chial, kama subaru boys na skia wali pepeta Watu mbaia mba, ukona tawaya kumbili Ukona juguza kwa zamba Ukona mzinga kwa ya Na ukona chipoza kwa za tris So, yangi trisu na manu chaneni, wanchani, wanchua Ni kelamu tu na yaake That was Naivashita for the weekend Naivashita safari rani it was awesome Whatumili doko, I hope mu jibamba tena sana Before we continue Aki ma pensi wali, what's happening in the ma pensi world? So, liya na mla mua palia Instagram Mla mua aka kunkifaya Mla mua li to dispali ma li Safi aiki wali Kiti me I figure eight Ama mua kua ulesha X Wali to dispali X Mla mua li to dispali X Aga story Tanzania hamonizu Mla mua ma monizu wuki jana wabongo Hamonizu had proposed to kajala a long time crash Adikonam crush ya sana nanda gym Alam tu miyama gari What and we Yani ilikuwa, ilikuwa story mua obtena sana Hamonizu had proposed kajala And funnit thing enough ni Hamonizu ex-girlfriend Anaitua Jackie Wolper Jackie Wolper ali post Yo engagement party ya hamonizu na kajala Imagine, just imagine Aki wali na Xwako Adisa jumi miyama kuna X Alafu wa tini medeti Demgine sana e Xana ni post Yoni, ili ya kubali kakwa li kena Kanda tata pili mi kena Uniza post Xwako aki Aki wa kwa engagement party na Na demi aki ama teli aki Can you do that? Let me see your comments Before we continue Kama pensi wali Elementary school media akona Teli aki apwa mpiga Chestya ki motu nan jim Alisa sama ona debt Ubuhi kuja kunizu anasa Ma they're not dating Anyway ma pensi kenya wana Zahru kwa any time Chunganon on debt na ni Back to Instagram Instagram, what's happening in Instagram So Kitia kuangza nimi pato say Headlines ati Mofta ni ni Mez ni ni una uga libanda Ime, Ime roadisional tubo What's tubo siku dis hypokrizi beki chalo hansam standards ya nii be chala me sema kama unha reg Rover, Unha V8 na una 6 pack na unha auna county na 7 digits wu sedzia, numuki nga pale deyem guys guys guys lemes kiyakueso wu kitaku deyem which features do you loop for? kama wu ni deyem mu na galega features genkoma na umi kitaku deyem mu na ga dia ga material features ama physical features ama emotional, ama spiritual Misijuini wudana mbiyan Haaya kunaishule kwa yu ganda wana umo naba skat nama dem Kwa ni? Kwa ni watu happen? Were wa bana mniai ini wmchezo Una wajya skat, una wajya skat jule Adi sa mimi kapa iwi nashili nikona skata wana skat Kwa nenda ninta wanini wwe wwe wwe Yu ganda mkuna mchezo Yu ganda gad jokes Yu ganda gad jokes Anata story a man proposes to his girlfriend in foot of cows Yeni umana ume adi sema leo kama mbaya mbaya Kama mbaya mbaya Umana ume aliya mwaliya mwakanda live, live, live Nikiama mini kona gari kumi Anata wana popo dem nama mbaya You see, I can afford to have 10 cars I can pay $10 times Yeni umana ume pangatena sana Anata story, another story How to break a boyfriend's property $1,000, $600 jeez Na josini do mubkot wengi sinia But imagine dem anonu two texts Kwa sinia kwa ume textiwati Hope you arrived safe Anata wana anaku jajumbako Ana wunje, kila kitu na kuambi A lafua na indi ebo tuk What can we do asmen Kamuwan umana umuana suri lei robbery Umana umuana kaaji wana lipo rent A lafuwen umi nna nyu mantu na loan Utrembyari ni mzazi Hey Mr. Anapunje wana wu tuzaa kwa nukutu sana Kwa li ma penzi? Lozmi ni? Kama as in Inoza fika je po nchine Someone is doing that Because of love We can go to mna debt Before we Ntoke Instagram Seziko sa gongela hi story Yee mwanaumi wa na irobi wei ngamora wei a usu mnnua eiko sana mila eiko sana n enmi tewa unalegawonaทע Gaoengani and Wekua. s'onna komentu wana Wekwa sana wana wana Got NV Mwana historically Mimz of the week. Aga, today I'm going to read 6. I'm a 5. Jwaashile ya yuuko. Let me read the 5. Mimz of the week. Mimz of the week. Mimz of the week. Mimz of the week. So ya kuwanza. Mimz ya kuwanza ni hei. Oh, today I'm reading. Aga is 5. By the way, Bangi now said that ya nga na ne ni. Mutua kadi playa pote ni. Kamari happiness, iko kwa kumu ta makamasi fokas on that. Aie! Yuklafbak ni atari. Inginia ndo hiya apa? Bro, sale mutua na kuwa na unga na beshtiaki. kiki kini eksam room. Nito, mi kaniyuma. Ailafu nanda naafeli angle. So nata kaniyum kopi. Ensai na kuja. Umtwa na semaa. Bro, wuko shu opposition 90 no ni umi yes yes. Mi, umtwa kasemaa. Haa iya, andi katuhimi metru shape kombele. Laeksam kwa kla compi na kachi yi na kiki. Si, iya na kusha kombele kipreven yuma. So, yati opposition. 90 no ni umi yes yes. Yali nni very funny. Yati umo no ni umi yes yes. Opposite. Waaaa, iya iya iya! Ina, nili cheka sana. Aya, aya, aya Kuna hindi ni li kudak ten sana Bro na itaji feva Ni tumesu kisho tia mpesa balansi ya kukuna umtua minisi na apesa Asin mo na Yeni ura jitresa jaya yote Adi umtaku kuna shumtu kuna duna skisho tia umtua mpesa Hei Yoni fun Hindi ni ni ya paibili Locasio ni charge So umtua na say Umtua, umtua Ini quote, lemiri in the quote Na itua David ni maukoka na mpenda yesu sijawa Ni tachange milio ni tano cash Oas tia na wote Baka nalia yuma Hei was tia na apesa Wei, wei, wei Alafu sa say Ini mmya stuido na iwasha Vasha, vasha, vasha manerozu Mukiwa pali eko rest WRC na iwasha Alafu one senbo di man Ndi kwa welcome to Uganda Yani oulin na shagari Yani wikwani bata yugana Hei bra, bra, bra Eka speed limit Eka speed limit So yosu mekuwa Six names of the week Five, I guess there were five Memes of the week Daka komenta pokamas di miweza maweza Now Street is a Tik Tok What's happening in Tik Tok? Tik Tok kuna witu mobsa Na Tik Tok kuna training videos Kuna challenges Kuna profile of the week So Street forward, Street is a Tik Tok Flatic Carlos Tanakuto Na Logan Before nendelea po ibo Kuna sports news Yani inim chezo These are jokers of the week Aon ni jokers Wote ni sume jokers Ambare na ule Demeja man Aon ni jokers of the week Yani wana wana moku ingili Yana witu za ufala internet Jokers wini initana kuto na Logan Those are sports news Yani inim chezo You guys are just jokers Jokers wini nene pretty vishi Pretty vishi kwa nani kota kasi mati Yana prina kupepeito Nona li chit kuasi po boi Yani wana moku na chezo saana ewe Demeja man Demeja man Kuna moku na chezo iwi Yako sports news Yana ingili asana manager Siya tofu ni boi friend Tuki ule kwa Street is a Tik Tok Tanakuto Flatic Carlos na nene Na ue nituwa na nene U Logan Nasi kia muna Nasi kia muna prige kitumu odya Kwa ni kitumu na shia Kwa ni ni tamu Anyway, mezi jasema Yana zidi wana kak Yana zidi kani mrema mati Mrema But you guys Why are you sharing? There are so many beautiful girls 5 billion plus So many cutie shories Poli Tik Tok Sera ni weiangi bana Kwa ni amduna klare na isabwa Amduna ashli kinago Why is the internet kuto? Haya Video of the week Katasim Katasim Katasim Tuposite Katasim Video of the week Katasim Katasim Katasim Katasim Katasim Tuposite Katasim Katasim Tuposite I love trending video of the week Tik Tok pali ni rema gulfrend Eh? Eh? That's even in the new media Not your style Trending video of the week Rema gulfrend Profile of the week Tik Tok profile of the week Esti Stevens We anasema mga Bibi mama na ule boiwa kia Yana trage ni kwa chit Profile of the week Ati wei, ni aze Mambo Eh Zidi ni ni ni Wei, mi zidi wei Nia nuka nakitabara Kwa yung ustedes Check Esti Stevens profile of the week Guys, guys, guys Guys, I know you are missingashley But msuji ali Mimi kama la prezidenta Nimo wakili nimo washili Tunasema mga Tiktime Taptimes never last But tiktimes last Ehi, you can Ehi, you can Ehi, you traveling on Nadaganya But ni mi nime seyema Oki takanebana Piga k operu pige iote Tu po pane My name is Flossie Truki That was my time, a.k.a. La Presidente, a.k.a. Handsome Man, home and away in absentia Ashley Kinagwa. This is SPM Buzz, Zinaisho. Til next time, wagwa.