 Hello! Hey everybody! Welcome to S-Fans Tailgate Tours! This is episode number three so we're here with our guest, our co-host, NMP Lal. Make sure to follow NMP Lal on Twitch and everything else as well. So what game are we gonna be watching today? We're gonna be watching the OTK versus Friends game. Yes. So the number one ranked OTK is playing the number two ranked OTK's Friends and it's gonna be a huge huge game. It's gonna be awesome. The environment, the pageantry, everything that we're gonna see here is gonna be unreal. We got this outside beautiful place, S-Fans place, beautiful. Check it out. You see the background there. Super nice as well, you know. But what really is important about today is that OTK has friends. Yes we absolutely have real friends. Yes we do and honestly I think it's a good time. It's getting kind of hot over here. Let's go let's go see the friends. Yes let's do it. Do you guys wanna get paid? This is gonna be kind of weird but we have some fun things that we're gonna do today. We have volleyball. Yeah we also have kayaks. We have boats. There's big spiders down there. Essentially what's going on is today is a barbecue with streamers. You're gonna see what streamers are really like. Everyone's like oh my god I love Miz. I love flat. They're so cool. You know they're not. They're a bunch of losers and you're gonna see that today. They don't really do anything. We have some cooking, some burgers and honestly that's where we can start off. Get people some food. Maybe give them some energy so they can get going. So this is technically what we're supposed to be doing. It's cooking all of this. Oh. Where's the actual food? That's the food. That's a lot of meat. We don't need that. All right. So now we've got the beef franks and the patties. Well tell them where the beef franks are from. They're from the ballpark. I don't know where that is. This ballpark that these beef franks are from is actually a special form. These cows that were used to make these beef franks were born and raised. Each one of them was named and had a family and that is why it tastes so much better than it normally would. Next we have this ground chuck beef. So the way you do this is I saw my mom do this one time. I think you have to like put it in like a pan or something. We need to find someone to season this food. Who's this real man? What? Air can season? Yeah can you season? Yeah I can season. All right can you get these burgers? Yeah but we just need seasoning. We have seasoning. We do. It's over here. We have salt and pepper right? Wait we need like a cutting board. You got to rub it in too. Bro you're putting all of it on there. What the fuck? You don't put that much, you do not put that much Tony. That is way too much. It's okay. It's okay. It's way too much. I'll eat this one. There you go. We only have so many burgers guys. I'm gonna keep it 100p. This is gonna be so bad. I don't know. We're spreading it out. What are they doing? He broke it. Bro what are you doing? It wasn't me. Brittany did it. Bro are you pouring so much? That's dude because I'm gonna flip it over. He broke it. He broke the fucking burger. I'm trying my best man. I'm trying to make everybody happy. Nice man. We're putting all the way too much. Every time I cook this other streamers I feel so good about myself. So let's do this. Let's get the hell out of here. Alright, I'm gonna put it out there. Zach you ready? Yeah? Alright let's give it a go. Okay so that's what's... Well hold on to it. I'm worried I might knock it out your hand. Eat it up. What? You just broke it. Bro it'll melt together. You ruined it man. No you have to smush them together before. What the fuck? It's literally the best meat store. Dude I must have soy lungs because I'm having a hard time breathing right now guys. Alright some people ain't cut out for it. It's not good for the life. And that includes the gas. You guys suck. You're damn right I suck. Smoky as the losers. Hey chat look what Soda taught me. You're recording this? Get this out of here. Hey we doing business out here. This is the first pool I've seen in so long. It's finished. Listen son you gotta learn how to swim the tough life or you're gonna be a bitch like my wife. It's not fair son. You gotta learn how to swim the tough life. Dude that is the worst. I went straight up into the water. He really did deserve it. He really did deserve it. It'll toughen him up. There's nothing wrong with toughen him up. It's good. This is good. It's good. They've been cooking these burgers. And it's raw. They're all raw. We got it man. Put those over there. How are those cooked better than the ones in the fire? Because they're not literally on fire. The closer to the fire it is the better. I don't know if it's supposed to smoke this much. No it's not. It'll be fine. I'm not eating one of these by the way. You'll eat McDonald's if you want to eat this? No, no, no. I'm just not hungry. Is anyone gonna eat these? I'm gonna eat one. I worked for this. Can we see it? Can I see it? Oh they're getting cooked down. What's happened to four? They just took a while. What are you doing? Seasoning bro. That's not seasoning. It adds flavor. This is a... Okay well this one's manual lemonade burgers. You know what I've learned from all this? Streamers are pretty lame. I feel like I'm at home with my pool. Myself included. Especially the group of three in the corner there. Oh is that fucking so? Is that fucking so? You guys are outside of a burger place? Hey, I'll remember that and you made a big mistake. You really did. You fucked up. I won't remember it. I'm gonna forget later. I'm already blacked out and I don't remember any of this. Is my burger done? Yeah. What happens if you eat a raw burger? I'll bring you some buns to toast, okay? Yeah, go ahead. Doesn't Asim's hair look good with it long? You just keep it long all the time. Who's gonna do it? I swear those look raw. Guys this is a secret. A lot of times people take the insides and they cook the insides but in reality you're supposed to cook the outside. Why? Because the burger has the heat so the burger itself cooks the inside of the meat. So what you're actually supposed to do is you're supposed to cook the outside because the inside of the burger doesn't cook the outside of the bun. So, boom, boom. Right there. Right there. Right there. Now it'll be Asim's. What? Two science and shit mathematics? Yeah. You applying that to your burgers? Yeah. I used to shove people like you in lockers but you know what? You're not bad. Possible. Dude, what? We're having a weird situation. Bitch, my cigar. I will fucking annihilate you. So here's the deal guys. It's about 105 degrees outside. Moans be overheating dog. We have a lot of outside events planned. Dude, that's huge. Can we cut it off? Yeah. Ellen, Jesus dude. God damn. So what do I do? Do I just cut it in half? Should we put it on the cutting board? Fuck it. You keep cutting it in half. Just do a C-section like that way. Let's put it on a towel. Oh my gosh. He said he wanted some. Yeah, I wanted some earlier guys. Is that fuck? Is that fuck? Bro, that shit looks like fuck. That looks fine. Yeah, I told you man. Okay. It's fine, I like it. Wait, you're missing out. Man, just eat it. You probably eat worse, man. BJ, if he's scared to show me it's like, yeah, you're dead. It looks the same as the inside of the watermelon. What the fuck is this? Those are a little thick. Is that a problem? No, it's not. You gotta get in on him, bro. These are some thick ass pieces. I didn't know. Is this dick cut in half and red? No. It was a bad joke, Eric. The latest from Chef Esfand. There's mayo. So delicious. I feel like I'm eating a hockey puck. Yeah, what do you mean? Some of them work hard on cooking that. Was either good? No. Is this even done? No, don't eat that. Simply don't eat that. I love my fucking OTK barbecue baby. Oh, shit. Am I gonna live? I have this thing and I'm dying. Why is everyone like sitting on the burgers, man? I put a lot of effort in that. Have you seen it? They're all raw, bro. It's raw. It's fucking raw. It's not that bad, bro. It's not that raw. It's not that raw. Let's throw it back on the grill for a little bit. We'll be good. We're gonna save it. It's not even that raw, you sweet ghost. People don't like it when they cook it. Yeah? Well, I'm eating more. They can do whatever they want to do. Well, they cook for 20 minutes. That is pink inside. That is raw. They cook for 20 minutes. I think it's fine. It tastes good. This isn't a good grill. The grill's trash. Come back in like 5 minutes. Guys, S-Fans tailgate tours. Check out the YouTube video. Let me know what you think. Nick and Malina stream, dude. Nick and Malina stream is great, dude. Guys, guys. S-Fans tailgate tours, guys. S-Fans tailgate tours. YouTube, S-Fan TV, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, everything. Comedy Russell, guys. Make sure to follow. Make sure to follow. S-FanComedyRussell.net. So, technically what we're supposed to do now is what people do at parties when they want to have fun is they get into a pool. But, sadly, only one person wants to get into the pool at a pool party. Why? Because streamers are what you think they are. A bunch of losers. Come on, who's getting in the pool? Aspen, you look ready to go. Jump in the pool. Alright, Aspen, ready? Yeah. Push me all the way across. If you do it, you get $10,000 from Mr. Beast. Okay, ready? Mr. Beast! I'm kicking you out of my house. Get in the pool, I'm kicking you out. I'll be honest. This is crazy that we cannot find another person besides Ms. to get in the pool. Oh, look! Oh, she threw you out of the pool! Oh, you're wrong! Remember how, like, people, like, viewers think that streamers are trying to buy a whole bunch of chicks and it's just like a party all the time? No, that's YouTubers. Streamers, this is streamers. So, apparently we're not doing any corneral because you guys are lame. So, we can go kayaking. So, we gotta go for a low journey. Who's up for a journey? The ladies are in, miss. I thought I was part of the ladies. You're out, do you want to get in there? Okay, guys, we're going kayaking. Wait, Aspen! I don't have shoes, you have to come get me. Yep! Oh, damn. We're always carrying me and your stream. Listen, my stream is not about me. It's about people who come on it. I need someone to pick me up. Someone help Finn? Hold on. Jade, you're gross, dude. I work out! Papa! Okay, I'm 200. Okay. I'm going down. Thanks. I think what would be best is that we take this big one out there. We put the camera guy in this one. Can we push it? No, and other people get in there with him and that's the way to do it. Let's get this big one in there. How heavy is this motherfucker? Jade's got it. I got it! Finn, you got to get in. After that, dude? No, I got to get the back so I can see people. There's a little bit of a hole in it. That's a hole, it's literally like a cartoon boat. No, no, no, no, no. So you have about 30 minutes before we get back. Good luck, Finn. Wait, you got to get in. No, I have diarrhea. Okay, I'm getting in. E-Rap. I feel like this is dangerous. It's not, it's fine. Did everybody swim? Oh my god, where is Finn? There's a hole! This is fucking gone! Wait, one, you guys need this to keep going. We need both of them! Milana, get in the pack! He's closer to the other coast. This is the worst. Why are we doing this? I'm scared. This is kind of cozy. It's kind of cute. The water is really starting to really get in here, huh? Yeah, it is. His dad instinct. What if we did sink, though? That would be really cool. God, that is a man right there. What a ramah! Is that Jaegermeister? Hey! Hey, reinforcements, dude. That's that shit, huh? Okay, does anyone have anything long? Yes. I just feel like a rope. No, he doesn't. Alright, bros, we'll see you back on land. Do you want to get on here? Come on here with me. Go get on there. Get on there? Operation successful? That's my photo. It's the Jaeger that's important. Good call. My Jaeger. Later, bros. Catch in the flipside, homie. Let's go on. Alright, now we go. They just fell. You've got to be kidding me. Women are so annoying. Dude, you're right. Are you speaking with me and S-Fan? Tailgate tour! Are you okay? Yeah! Don't beat us! Go to the dock! I have no idea. I think they wanted us to help them, but Ma was retired. Someone needs to go out there and give it to them. Listen, I would go out there, but if this thing capsized, I would drown to death. I can't swim. It's not gonna capsize. I mean, mate, it's leaking. There's literally a pool of water behind Fenn. I can literally see it. So they're actually stranded out there, so we really do need to give them back a paddle. Milena, Milena, you come here, get in this thing, give me that paddle board, I'll put it back and you take them the extra paddle that S-Fan is getting. Wait, where's S-Fan? We've got to carry this boat back now. Wait, do I have to film the rescue up so I'm getting back in? Milena, here I am! There's Baywatch. Yo, give me a life jacket. I'll go. Okay, how are we going to go full flip? Not flip it. Ah! It has more water in it than it did before. That looks fine. It's better down over here. Dude, S-Fan was right. It's the one that bit me. You gave me superpowers. Oh my god. Our father, who art in heaven. Halle be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Okay, okay, ready? Let's get a song. We need a song for the tempo. Nine bottles of beer on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around. Ninety-nine bottles of water on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of water on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of water. Take one down, pass it down. Ninety-nine bottles of water on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of water on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of water on the wall. It's infinite. We just wear a candy's jacket. Well, we didn't lose too much out there. We didn't lose too much out there. rescue mission for Miz and E-Rob's girlfriend the rescue team didn't quite make it so now we lost everybody but yeah I mean I don't we don't really have a formal goodbye I think everyone's out of juice people really now people people are leaving people are tired like people are out of people out of gas you know we put in a lot of hard work today a lot of effort you want to jump off and end it you go for it