 I'll read the headline. Outrage over teen toe-sucking at an event billed as a school charity for disabled people. Michael, help. Oh, I wish I could. I wish I could. My question is, what if they had been, say, washing the feet of these people? No, we're not going to do that. That's just too biblical. The Oklahoma State Superintendent actually had to announce toe licking will not be allowed in Oklahoma State. Now there's one PA announcement you never thought you'd hear. I appreciate what Riley Gaines tweeted out. She said, what kind of a nation are we living in where this even has to be said? Jesus can't return soon enough.