 Hi everyone, but I'm gonna give some back story. So I started my YouTube channel two months ago, probably at this point. And I told my parents and like they're, I have to like disclaim, like they're literally the most supportive people in the whole entire world. Like both my parents were like, yes, love it. And then immediately my dad started giving me video ideas. I thought that it would be fun to keep a list and write down all of these video ideas so that later I could put them into one video and then you could just see them in all of their glory. So that is what this video is. Subscribe if you wanna see what I'm up to next week. It's, there's literally no way to tell. There's no way to tell. I don't know how anyone who subscribed to this channel could have been like, that's what she's gonna post next week because I don't, I don't even know. Hi, welcome, welcome to the interview. Oh, thanks. I'm like, I'm so glad to be here. Yeah, it's a good time. Yes, so first question. Um, what, what, what do you think about this? What, what do I, I think about that? What's, what's this? What, huh? What, what's, what do you mean? What's like the, the interview or like the, the room? The state of the world? Like I don't, what? Yeah, you know, or, or, or that. I don't know. I, uh, you know, like, uh, stuff. I don't, like there's, you know, it's the virus and there's, you know, my friend Betty's making bad choices and yeah, I don't know. It's that, this, this room is like, it's fine. I don't know. I'm, yeah. Yeah. And, okay. This is a dramatic reenactment of a real Uber ride that I had last year. Enjoy. Hi, how are you today? Hello, welcome to the Uber. I hope you're having a good day. We are gonna go and we're gonna drive down to the road and then we're gonna turn up here. I'm from New York. Where are you from? Uh, yeah, Maryland. Yeah, looks like we're at a light. I'm singing again because we're at a light. Yeah. Now we're gonna make a left turn. Yeah, gotta put our turn signal on because of safety. Hey, I got some loose M&Ms up here. You want some loose M&Ms? No, that's, that's okay. You just, you hang on to those. Yeah, thanks though. Are you sure you don't want any loose M&Ms from my hand? None? It's very strange. Yeah, well, we are gonna take this street now because it's the way you go. Yes, it's the way you go. Well, it has now been about 300 minutes and I haven't stopped singing for the whole ride. For the whole Uber ride, we're not gonna stop singing because singing is good for your soul. Hi, hi, small impressionable children. Okay, is everyone seated? Great. So this year, we're just gonna have a chat about Santa Claus, okay? Unfortunately, Santa is 300 million years old. He's an at-risk individual for COVID-19 so he will not be delivering your presence this year, okay? Because if Santa gets sick, if he gets this disease, no more Christmas, okay? This is dark. Oh, happy birthday. I got a card for my birthday. How nice, that's it, that's the whole thing. It's just that. Hi, everyone and welcome to Fix It School. So I know how to fix a lot of stuff, right? Yeah, because I'm gonna fix it, bro. These are my tools. Yeah, those are my tools. This you use to screw things in and out, okay? Which, oh, I don't know what this is. Next, we have my hammer because sometimes you just have to, you know, let's go fix some stuff. Well, this thing's a little out of whack so just the first thing you gotta do is you gotta take your hammer, right? And you just, you get it, okay? Just like this, okay? And then it's done, so. Now we're gonna fix the washing machine. But also, sometimes the door won't come, you know. It's not a spider, no. Yeah, so basically what you wanna do is you just take your, so you just, you take your hammer and if you can't get the door open, you take the back end, which is like this pointy thing and then you just like, you just, before I, oh, that's, and you fixed it. You fixed the door, that's how you fix it, so. Yeah, and if, you know, it's broken for some reason, you just take the hammer and you just, you just take the hammer and you just get it. Yeah, just get it right in there. And then it'll be fixed. So if you're ever like, I don't know how to mix food, all I know how to do is use tools, okay? Okay, you take your hammer and you just, and then eventually it'll just be one thing. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. So my birthday is this coming Monday, which is exciting and I'm turning 21, but it's not exciting at all. So my dad was like, hey, you should do one of your pretending videos, but you should pretend to like go to different bars, but like that was, that was it. That was the whole video, so I didn't know what to do with that. So here's just a short scene of what, you know, maybe that would look like, hey girl, happy birthday. Yeah, you're 21, we're at this bar. It's so fun being at bars on your 21st birthday. Look, we're in a different one, and I am also your friend, Karen. Yeah guys, we're so excited to be at this new bar because it's where we are because we're at different bars. Wow, what a great 21st birthday. I love bar crawls. Oh my God, we're in, because it's where it's a different bar now because it's drunk. Did you know that because of where we are, we're in a different place because alcohol. Oh my God, I love alcohol, yeah, because it's your 21, because we're at a different bar. And oh my God, it's the guy from earlier. Yeah, I'm a little drunk too, but I got my hammers, everything's okay, it's all good. Yeah, it's great. I'm gonna go fix myself a drink, another one, yeah? This was very fun birthday because it's where it's a different place than before because that's, yep, yep. That was the best 21st birthday ever. Yay, 2020. T-G-I-F. For some reason I just have that written down on my notes. It was said at one point, I don't know when. Everyone, thank you for, thanks for watching this video. You're ever wondering if getting pied in the face is like a cute experience. No, it's not, it's in my hair, it's everywhere. It's on my clothes, it's dripping all over the floor. So this is just a good indicator that I'm really dedicated to my craft. And because of that, I think you should subscribe, right? That'd be really cool. Yeah, I hope everyone has a great day. You know, go thank everyone in your life for their terrible ideas because then entertainment wouldn't exist, you know? Because this is probably one of my favorite videos that I've ever filmed, so really in truth. I just wanna thank my dad for these gems. So even the pie in the face, which right now I'm regretting, but hopefully when I'm editing this video, I will feel differently.