 what wait what oh my gosh okay so here's where we're at so far with Baldur's game so we came here I hope I finish the game too we found the crush and we killed the entire githyankie race on accident because there was this cool looking weapon the blood of lethander we ended up looting this mace and then what happened when we looted the mace is it blew up the entire building yeah it was an accident okay I didn't know it was gonna kill everybody I just thought maybe something would happen but I didn't I didn't think it was everybody's gonna die so people are saying they've never seen that before which is I don't know if that's a good or bad thing but it's a nice fan thing so it is what it is let's go to the next part of the quest so the next part of the quest I think has us going here which oh but you know what we didn't finish discovering stuff on this side puzzle skipper Andy chat listen you don't skip oh wait oh oh I can't even go back there oh this is like a this is like a done deal this is over wait so I just skip this entire portion of the map right here cool enchanted weapon what could go wrong genocide yeah well I mean look you gotta guys come on guys you gotta crack some skulls where you gotta crack some eggs guys it's not the same guys it's not crack some skulls to make it omelet blue jay we talked to this blue jay we've got nothing left to take so you might as well shove off I'm not here to take I'm looking for a good Yankee crash have you seen one well that doesn't sound very fair the eagles don't even need it surely the eagles need the need a nest as much as you do it's not on top of the monastery they don't it's not even like the eagles need my nest the drunk lizards they aren't hard to catch you're in luck the eagles are dead wait why is it saying the eagles are why would I say the eagles are dead wait when he says monastery is he talking about the crash well the eagles are dead eagles the ugly stranger my next wait what will you do more eagles return to the roof I'll either be killed or ask another poor sap to fight them again where do you leave wait a key wait there's a key in his nest what is the key to a small iron key I was just called the key rotten chicken eggs wait hold on why were there rotten chicken eggs inside of the blue jays nest how was the blue jay planting chicken eggs wait can a blue jay in a chicken make a baby wait hold on if one type of bird lays an egg can another type of bird sit on that egg and hatch it you thought about that okay okay so with that logic if one type of you know what never mind actually we're not okay well I mean it's not that weird but it's like kind of weird but like can one type of like mammal never mind I'm so dumb dude we drink cow's milk I was gonna say can one mammal drink another mammal's milk but we obviously drink cow's milk technically a rhino could sit on the egg might not be good for it but it couldn't happen who there wanderer stay like course a moment to indulge an old man Elmenster the very same gale and a fair bit miffed he is too finding himself forced to expose his best pair of boots to so many miles of country road on your behalf wait hold on do birds not just hatch eggs on their own do they have to do birds make babies or do they just like hatch eggs on their own without making babies they have sags they rub their collages together oh I love collages many miles you say where do you hail from originally Shadowdale lately the fanciest inns of water deep meet Elmenster Ormar good friend of mine but rather more significantly he's the most famed and respected wizard in the realms no I'm more like I was bit and span I that time nor my own self to find you she sent me gale you know of whom I speak but why out with it Elmenster please young man has your surgeon away from portity washed away your decorum as well as your patience nigh a 10 day I've gone without honest fair worthy of the name drank nought but what the sky and title my thirst why some bread cheese and a cup of wine would appear unto me a feast sorry but but crunch me I might have rest in the past before I get out with it do you think birds get married yes gale where is your decorum oh yeah gale what is wrong with you this way then to your camp oh don't dawdle now lad you're the one who's in such a frightful hurry oh nigh on 13 centuries old and he still thinks with his stomach we'd best follow and see if he's more disposed to speak plainly once it's stopped it's grumbling uh I suppose I was curious you are as to what he has to say in the lore Elmenster is the wizard that comes to the game and tells a creator all the game the creator of the game all the war yeah that's kind of cool that he put like one of his original characters in Baldur's game three so like this guy is a character from Baldur's gate one Uji characters that forgot around with war wise choice better to indulge your curiosity than Elmenster's appetite yes but it's life what you will death Turin that was doesn't do to parlay on an empty stomach you know makes one's words frivolous where they should be grained plant tea to digest after all a good deal to stew over if you will words ladled with import should be safer so as to better absorb their meaning wouldn't you agree Elmenster right um you see I uh that is to say what what is he doing gay my boy I've come to address a most pressing matter I'll speak as plainly as I can for swearing the accustomed thrills that decorate my speech I'm here on behalf of Mr. Mr. Who and the charge I bring you offers but Mr. Is a her you were sent here as an actual divine messenger oh Mr. Is delicate feet are ill suited for the hardships of the road you know where you went wrong gale no we needn't dwell on that here and now but even so you're to be given a chance of redemption Mr. Will consider forgiveness she will consider what she considers to be forgiveness oh so now is aware of the misadventures that have before and you both she knows of your strife with the absolute that most insidious of evils if even the gods know why are we facing these threats along they choose the instruments of their will with great precision sometimes the single drops we think we are do not realize what waves we are building up to be you must know that the absolute is more dangerous than you can possibly conceive it threatens all who live even those who are undying it threatens the gods the way of the universe itself that is why I have come here to charge you gale with its destruction it is mistress belief that only you can wait what mistra is mistaken I will be the absolute destroyer wait should I say that no gale alone how so the all precisely you must find the heart of the absolute whatever that may know what can you pause and use yourself as the catalyst that will burn it from this world we'll be rid of both the absolute in gale and one fell swoop win-win I want to say this just to see the reaction I may be slow to anger but I will not have you sully this moment of most sorrowful impulse with ill-considered so fast it's all right elmenster if ever gallows humor were appropriate this is its grim smiling hour gallows humor gallows humor it's uh it's locker room talk that's what that is that's that's locker room talk you're tasking him to kill himself he is not but it seems that mistra is with that I've said my sorry piece the need only bestow unto thee the charm I was bid it is done both charge and charm have been committed into your care to you I commit him to care gale himself I count on you to shepherd him well on this strangest of journeys uh I mean if I say on my honor it shall be done I'm telling him like okay we're gonna let him die there's still a long journey ahead we'll find another way I don't want him to kill himself or some other fortune altogether I said we'll find another way make swell and wane the nessian seas so too the skies proven gods ordain the title fates of mortal days even the waves of fate can break upon the shores of will farewell el minster I'm glad she chose you you're considering doing what el minster said of course we offered the clearest solution to our problem all I have to do is find the right place and time close my eyes and let go so that's it you're on a suicide mission now possibly the most spectacular one ever conceived but essentially yes I'm living on borrowed time in more ways than one perhaps this is how it must be that remains ahead of us for now the heart of the absolute must be discovered before I can stop its beating you're not blowing yourself up gale I won't let you let's save such certainty for the moment such a decision is upon us you may feel differently once we know what we're truly up against dude that was like that I might be crazy but that felt like such a smooth transition into the camp like I I didn't even realize we transitioned the camp I thought smooth it was make sure to tie up any loose ends are there any loose ends this is no typical bloom you need to stay alert who wants to know I'll take that as a yes listen up grab a torch stay out of the dark and move fast shadows have eyes go on uh okay hello gentlemen well I didn't know I was just watching to see what he was doing I thought he was playing with a dog in the true silver team that reminds that's me how do you plan on getting me through this cursed darkness talk to kenseth inside he'll run through it uh one last thing go and fetch that bony through wait you you're joking yeah but we're ready to go you just need to tell kenseth inside ill if it go on fetch oath of vengeance those who refuse me do not live for very long oh yeah so you want me to shadow heart i mean i'll just i'll just go and uh i always choose the palette and options nice that was evil that was not evil that was vengeance true soul did you bring the liar uh no we were told to expect a true soul that night warden mintharo would send someone with her liar to summon a guide through the darkness if the night warden did not send you who did what are you doing here oh um traveling the moon rise like you my fear neither of us are traveling then the darkness here is murderous the only safe way through is with a guide of course you are free to take your chances if you wish but i will be waiting here for the night warden's liar and where can i find this liar mintharo always carried it on her person i assume she still does unless someone swiped it well i looted it didn't i because i killed her you looted her jammies you should have her liar yeah unless i looted her jammies and i left everything else is it this is it spider's liar is it this one cool that's convenient it's a good thing i kept it we are ready when you are true soul i have it right here then pluck a tune and our guide will come scuttling uh performance pluck a tune two oh no dude why does this happen to me you said pluck a two pinch me please i'd really love to wake up from this nightmare oh my gosh and the absolutes name you have been charged with guiding us best introduce yourself perhaps you'll listen to her true soul wait he thinks i'm mintharo and you are you more faithful of the absolute they need a guide to the tower same as us your minds connect and you hear a whispered voice the absolute or just the echoes of his fractured mind reverberating in the dark worshipers every day majesty what happened to his torch now are we ready to depart yes lead on bless us again i i wonder if we should attack him move out i wonder if i should fight him okay i tell you i'm here they must keep up the sweet invitation looks like an ambush the ambush it's in who's there show yourself tarpa's are clearly enemies of the absolute they could be worthwhile allies oh no cover is a true soul defend the caravan attack the harbors wait wait is this an oath break wait if this is an oath break i'm reloading because i didn't want an oath break i think i made a mistake i'm going to reload if this is an oath break because i don't i don't want to you can reverse the evilness by saying it's in the name of getting an upper hand on the leader but make him think you're on his side well that's the point tecton oh nice i don't think i'm actually doing the bad guys i think i have like these guys attacked us and here we find this family attempting to break his head to hopefully impress his these though maybe she'll give him more of the danger mark harrota okay only time will tell don't call it that why is he helping the evil dudes because i need them i need them to get across don't i you never said there were others out here who are they far queen's great mission the sooner we reach moon rice the sooner you will see her power examine one of the bodies looking for the magic protecting the night here are you guys hear the audio peaking from the game something odd on the fallen soldier a faint glow fading you can feel the power it held weak but still divine these soldiers were protected from the shadows by a blessing of salooner all dead majesty it is time for us to move on chat that was good that wasn't an oath break we're still evil what are we gonna do if we're with them the ends justify the means that's the most paladin thing ever we're close they approach you i can feel it the absolute wrong here complete fall the convoy playtime's over so perk up your ears you and the pun have a new mission absolutes cult has gone and grabbed one of sariel's assets a devil and a powerful one at that oh yeah they're locked up in the cult's fortress moonrise towers and you're getting him out if this devil is so powerful how they managed to get captured questions questions you're wasting my time let's see about getting your priorities fixed i'll make it simple will fails or refuses and he turns to a thick blob of stink flesh and sinks to a furnace you either mount a quick rescue or you condemn will to an eternity sizzling in the hells sounds like an easy choice to me mazora's words may be flippant but they're tinged with desperation she cannot afford for will to fail this mission this may be your best chance to negotiate will out of his path huh four minutes say you know a packed wrecking charm enchanted series of pseudo infernal phrases okay i think that's gonna be i'm gonna save just because i think this will be funny okay nice such a fierce display of shit idiocy bravo nice i'll play your game but i amend the pact once the mission's done not before should i keep it or should i change this or something else or they all they all do the same thing is just different different options to protect they've been especially hungry this is the place this is where we'll discover the secret another true salt the disciple wants to see you through the main doors i did as i was told followed every order i was given the facts suggest otherwise you were ordered to retrieve the artifact you failed to do so take it out with minthora she's the one who's enough last of mental energy washes over you filling the room to obey you know it's funny they don't know that minthora is dead you failed to retrieve the artifact you failed to protect your true soul you do not deserve to live uh do i say don't kill them they're loyal followers the absolute i mean let's just keep watching you can't be general soul let our newest arrivals speak you have seen what these creatures are capable of and you have seen their inadequacies isn't that so what is your judgment we did as we were told we're loyal to the absolute kill him enough true soul tell the general how the goblin served our cause they're faithful soldiers thank you it's good to be appreciated faith without action is anemic sickly in a word useless we're too close to the ending and the new beginning i can coddle failure no longer kill them wait what wait what sorry my lord she's an unbeliever outside my control the rest as you see fit oh my gosh or better yet put that true soul to youth matters to attend to of course not my lord thank you oh my god howling until we travel combat if you wish to live you must champion yourself wait okay hold on why is then the most paladin option i feel like the most paladin option would be to release them force them to rebuild the cults critical miss um i feel like that was not the most paladin option to kill them i feel like i've made a mistake like i'm definitely like i'm not like i'm not supposed to be here like i i took a wrong turn and this is like i'm like at the wrong i'm like at the wrong party once again s-fan finds the rarest route in giga chat dude rare s-fan playthroughs