 Oh No, you shook it so hard you broke its neck. Are we live man yep episode number 277 Holy shit, we are currently sitting you might be thinking what's that? That's it looks a bit different shut up Oh Hey, it's better than nothing It's a welcome and welcome because we are in new home. This is our new home and it's fucking the best home we've ever had. It's fun just coming here. We're still setting it up. It's been a crazy week trying to film. We haven't really filmed much. We've just set this week aside to set the house up. But moving the moving days, they did get a bit. Sorry, Matt, we did get a bit silly film, I guess, technically, because you filmed a lot of me getting fucked. Oh, sorry about that. We're anyway, the video might be out right now on social media. If not, it'll be out next week. But yeah, we mess with Matt Brown a little bit, and we have to sit down, make some house rules and see where you draw the line, etc. Yeah, I need that. I told James I 100% need a meeting where we just decide where the boundaries of the house because you might go immediately went and destroy your bedhead. Yeah. And I will don't ruin the video or the video already out. I think so. I think, yeah, sorry. And the clothes, I guess, like clothes. I'm sorry about the clothes are fine. It's, but yeah, the bed was. Anyway, Tim anyway, soaked him. We haven't been filming much. We've just been setting this house up and fuck me. It's it's a will do a house tour eventually. And it's just it's Matt. It's like five bedrooms. It's how much land, like two acres. I don't know. It's like two or three acres. We have a pool. It's like the first nice house that we've ever sort of had. So Michael will be living here and at his girlfriends. Matt will be living here full time. And me and James will be coming here Monday to Friday and obviously weekends. And I'm sure we'll stay here a lot too because we've got some bedrooms set up and fuck you, man. This is so fuck off. Can't we thought about even having a Twitch room today? Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, bringing that browns gaming. Yeah, browns game. We'll go on to the fully actual banner, maybe or Marty and Michael. Brown game. We'll just keep it going. Brown game. Brown game. No one's going to subscribe to Brown. So true. So true. All right, we'll cancel the Twitch room then. But we're going to build a set more, aren't we? There's going to be a tire swing. Yeah, yeah, you might be thinking, fuck, you had a chance to fully do this setup. We're going to this this set will probably get a little bit cuter. It will change and evolve. We're going to have things behind us. It's very bland at the moment. But you may see next to the brown, we have a bare mannequin doll with some manscape on his own represent. He's ripped. We have decided that it's time to build a new equifton. And this is last resort. If Brown does not find, which he will, a bachelor brown that he will marry at the end of the season, then this will be second best and you must fuck it. Live on camera, Matt. Now, this is our old mannequin from our series, which sport is the scariest. I can't remember the fucking thing's name. Ah, it starts with H. Hermit. No, Herbie. The Mordor, some fucking Hamish. No, it's gone. Yes, someone remind us. Yeah, can someone write in the comments what its name was? Even Connor, if you could somehow magically have the. Oh, you don't know the name. Anyway, sorry. So basically at the end of the season, or what we can do is have each week or when whenever you guys can send something that you want us to put on, could be could be hair, could be skin, some teeth, even a bit like your jizz. We could throw the jizz on it. Whose job is that? I'll do that. That'll be your job, Matt. It's your creature. Fuck off. It's your creature brown down. And then last, like worst case scenario at the end of the season, you have a wife slash husband. I can't believe you live here with us now. You fucking idiot, Matt. There's no idea. It's already becoming terrifying. It's so dark here. There was no time away from each other for a bit after the few pranks that we had this week. He's driving up the driveway and he did a loop around and I was just like peering out through the curtains and he thought that I was filming and he got real sus. He thought you were hiding. You're scaring him. And I couldn't find you because you were laying on your special seat. He was just lying there doing nothing and I made it seem like you were up to something. You're very good. Lying paranoia. But yeah, so anyway, send us shit and we'll add it to the neuroquifton slash it starts with a H, a H is his name. Hamish? So where it's Hamish? No, it's nine. It's somewhere in H. And then we'll have some for Matt to fuck at the end of the season. Also. Also. Yeah. Well, we've got to work it out. How's that developing since been a week now? Have you been talking to her? We've got to pick your top five. Let's do that next episode. Remind me. Top five is way too hard. I can't even pick top three. And put a poster up or something. There's something. No, I know. We'll just have, he picks the top three that we can knock them off. Yeah, we want a top five. I can't even pick top five. Yeah, that's your... No, well we don't remember the names. Just sit down and go through it, okay? You've got to remember them and we've got to put it. You can't just talk to a girl and then forget them like they're nothing. You can't just ghost a girl. You can't just ghost a girl. Something so sexist. Oh, I've talked to her. That's done now. Oh, next. Where's me next? Talk. Yeah. That's disgusting. Show Vanistic. Anyway, we're getting... Next week we're going to have some special guests, the Misfit Minds boys. They're these young YouTubers from the Goldie. And I've started watching their shit and they're fucking funny dudes. They do some epic shit too. Yeah, they do. Broke it into like concerts and... They put Charmy on billboards. Yeah, they sneak into really big events. So we're going to have them on next week and just that'll be the first time meeting them. I've just started liking their content. And I was like, these cunts are going to blow up, I reckon. I'm calling it. Man, we've had some fucking stress this week as well. We've been having some technical issues on the website with the latest upload. Oh, that is so shit. Mm, sorry. When you start a website, you don't anticipate these things. You think, oh yeah, we just make videos and then put them out. Easy, no worries. No, there is so much to it. So many weird things that you can never account for. And fuck me. So don't sign up to our website at the moment. I'm just going to say it. Just wait until we sort this shit out. I signed up, I couldn't watch that video, so I unsubscribed. You fucking liar, you fucking liar, Matt. But for the people who are on our website, thank you and sorry. Yeah, don't worry, we're going to fix this promise. But I can imagine how annoying it would be. You want to just fuck your pay for it. You want to watch our vids and then the latest upload. It's the new player could be the problem. Apparently it's the latest in technology and all this shit and it's fucking what everyone's using. But it's just not working as well as we thought. So we may switch back to the old one if after we run a few more tests, it's still fucked. But it's just the latest video only. Everything else is totally fine, but it's just we'll see what happens on this Sunday when we post it. So you still sign up because you've still got a massive load of back. Well, yeah, there's over 200 vids you can fucking watch, can't. Yeah, but sorry for people who haven't seen that yet. Sorry and don't worry. It's like one third. And we got the new website coming soon too. So I hope that all those issues will be gone and to be honest, I think we're launching in like, I'm going to say two months. Isn't it the end of the year? Yeah, that's what they were saying. But the development won't take that long. Yeah, okay. So then we just need to start moving people over to the new website. But there's a new website coming. It's far better than that fucking old thing that we have. And yeah, so it's looking up, but just bear with us for the new upload. Thank you for bearing with us. And what's the video that's out right now? What do we got coming out this week? We got fucking something pretty hot. Hey, let me quickly check. Oh, it's the blindfolded stick fight. So right now out on the website, the blindfolded stick fight. When Michael and I blindfolded ourselves and we go on a ring and we use sticks to bash each other. They slowly get up in thickness or like non-breakable. Round by round, they get thicker the sticks and it's fucked, man. Oh yeah. That's a scary video. That was a knockout. Well, not really a knockout, but a- A TKO. Yeah. A TKO. But anyway, so that's been our week. There's been a lot of fucking going on. Was there anything else I need to shit talk about? Oh yeah. So Misfit Minds, boys on next week for a cheeky little interview. Plus also we're running a comment competition. Don't forget at the end of the season we're gonna pick one comment at random from the entire season to win $1,000. We'll do it live while we're filming. So the more times you comment, the more chances you have of winning. You comment 100 times, you've just increased your chances but 100 times can't. So get commenting, you can comment whatever it is. What a full stop or a fucking pardon or a sorry, could win you $1,000. It just makes sense to put some time into this, can't. Yeah, and there has been people doing that. Matt's gone. So they will probably win. We had 1.7K comments on podcasts like two weeks ago. That's our record. 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Mind you, in three weeks, that video will be able to be loaded. So you will get to see that one, plus two more extra ones. There are over 200 videos on there and it's our most fucked up crazy shit, man. There's some fucked up crazy shit that we do and it's disgusting and it's... I was quite high last night and I started panicking thinking, what have we done because of some of those videos? Yeah, I can see that. All right, let's move right along. Did you know that I found my diary last night as well? My old diary? Oh yeah, when you were fucking a little schoolboy, I think. They're not in like chronological order or anything, but yeah, there's a few more excerpts there. So... Did you have a read? Yeah, yeah, I'll read one today. Is it written in English or German? Well, it's written in broken German, but I've translated it to English. I would love to hear it in German, too. Yeah, I'm pretty excited, I won't lie. Yeah, fuck, okay. But anyway, on this day, Matt Brown, he comes in, he researches and he looks back in history and picks a day today, whatever the date today is, and he goes back in history and finds a crazy event that's happened and researchers and researchers and this is it. On this day in 1988, the singer Seal scraped a fox's snout off with a brick while he was on LSD. When he sobered up, he saw that what he had really done was peel the skin off of his dick with a potato peeler. Seal went to emergency and they had to use strips of skin from his face to attach to his cock. That's why his face looks like that. Seal chose his cock over his face. His cock now has face skin on it. And that is toxic masculinity, you asshole. I'm Matt Brown and I'm a feminist. I stand with you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's fucked up. I always wondered why he's that scum. I stand with you. Yeah, a bit of a like a political thing at the end there, Matt. Oh, oh my God. That was, wow. So he literally thinks with his dick sort of or he faces with his dick. Well, he chose his dick and it made me think after reading that, what would you choose? A face scar or a cock? Fuck. It's like FaceTime. I don't know. It's a tough one, isn't it? Because your face is like what everyone sees, but your cock is what you pump with if once your face lures them in. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, would it still work? I don't know. It just might look like it's got third degree burns all over it. Yeah, fuck. I'd probably go. No, you'd probably go with the burnt dick over the burnt face. So I was watching Joe Rogan interview Andrew Schultz comedian and they were talking about Harvey Weinstein. You'll know who he is. Right? I heard this too. Did you hear about his dick? Who is he talking about? Harvey Weinstein's dick. Apparently he has this... Like a hole in it? It's like, it's not gangrene but it's similar to gangrene because he couldn't get an erection. He would do the thing where you inject into it the needles were dirty and it got an infection. And he got an infection. And he's got a hole in his dick now. He's slowly eating away. It's very apparently it's quite common. Oh, that's fucked. Oh, fucking who's that? We won't say his name but that dude that he just injects his dick constantly after taking tons of pills. He like can't get hard. So he just injects bang hard. Not anymore. He's completely sober now. Yeah, but imagine fucking oh, putting a needle in your dick. How deep do you have to put it in there? Yeah, apparently it might not be from the needles. It's just the little cut itself. Probably wouldn't be that hard to needle a dick though. He's just put it in the soft bit near the base. I think they go up under the ball. Maybe the base but like, fuck. Oh, under the balls is fucked. You fucking fuck with. That's where they're going. Oh, really? Imagine going down the pee hole. But remember Kenny versus Spenny where he got an injection to make his dick not feel anything. So the hot cousin couldn't give him an erection. First one to get an erection loses. So in that he gets an injection and I swear to God, they go under the balls to make him. OK, well, there you go. Anyway, you know a lot about that as you researched it. Anyway, so that's on this day. All right, now it's time for Michael's Bible. And Michael, over our period off at the end of last year, decided he would write all of his wisdom down in one book. Michael's Bible. While he's reading this, he prefers to be referred to as Bezos, not Jesus. And Michael is his his. This is basically his Bible. Do you understand? I can't go to Yang and Yang in it. Holy shit. That's actually accurate. It's to scale sort of like a smiley face one. And if you could see that. OK, he never cries. It's good. Yeah, it's because it's dead. You killed it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. OK, this is. Chapter 100 and a time ago, a prophet's tale. One night at a small bar in Laos, a boy whose father owned the bar, taught me the simplest and greatest prank I've ever seen. For about five hours straight, we pranked people by making a coke can magically lift off the ground by tying a fishing line around it and throwing it over a tree branch. Every time a person would walk past the tree, we would yank the line and the coke can would lift up, scaring the shit out of them. Like some people fully thought ghost shit was happening. Me and the boy would piss ourselves every time. Now and then, people would get very aggressive because they didn't like the way we were laughing at them. And they got, when they got the scared. When they got the scared, OK? It was seriously one of the best nights of my life. Sorry. Also remember, is spelled exactly the same backwards as it is normal. Really? I think. It is, too. Holy shit. It sort of is. Yeah, it sort of is exactly the same backwards. That's a true story of what you just said. That is a true story. And you wrote it in the Bible because it gave you such wisdom. Well, so you know how they like write Muhammad or like Moses parts the sea and shit? It's pretty racist, but yeah. Michael Prank's people. Yeah, that. With the coke can. With any kid taught me that. So it shows that the best pranks in the world come from children. So racist. Sorry. All right, guys, I've translated an excerpt from my diary that I found on the ground. And here it is. OK, diary entry number 50287. Today I slipped over in front of an assembly full of students. My long neck made my head whiplash fast into the hardwood floors. The students and teachers all laughed together and started chanting long neck German, long neck German. It was a pretty good day. Oh, that's real. That's all real shit. That's why you're sensitive about your neck. Shut up. Your house is they call it in the house. Shut up about that. OK, I used to walk around like this at school. You'd shrink it. Yeah, I'd shrug all the time and my traps got so big. My mom had to put my pet dog down. Oh, oh, anyway, it's it's normal issue now. My body slowly turning into neck. I am nearly hot. All right, you fucking fucks. Here we go. Can we make sure that that flilly I'm just going to. Yeah, I'll have a look. And I think, wait, let's do bomb break before we. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll be right back with Matt's black book and we're back. All right, guys, like I said, it is time for Matt's little black book. Let's get brown. Let's get brown. Let's get brown to business. And this is a book where Matt has detailed every single sexual experience that he's ever had in his life and he's written them in great detail in this book. And from so far from what I can see, he's mostly fucked corpses, animals and men. There's some girls in there. Some. Same thing. All right, let's see what we have today. All right, so a bit of a recap. So as you know, Matt's a VIP in hell, but he gets fucked to death by Satan daily. So he's keen to get out. All right. OK, what is mine? I have number 63. I sat up with the taste and smell of Satan's cock in my mouth and my asshole pulsed with pain. My power vomited Satan's spunk all over a passing creature. I can't go on like this. It was time to get out of hell. I shook my body like a wet dog and felt determined. I power walked to the VIP castle and kicked the door open. The sound of the raging party hits me. Yee-hoo! I immediately see Julian dipping his testicles in and out of Princess Diana's open mouth. Robin Williams was being sucked off by Box Boy's career next to him. I can't get distracted again. I scan through the party and try and spot him. He's still not here. I power walk around the perimeter. Still no, Hitler. Where the fuck is he? I see Olivia Newton-John standing on her own in the corner and I approach her. Hey, have you seen Hitler? Hitler? What? I just got here. What exactly is this? This is hell. I recommend you get as fucked up as you can on drugs to make Satan fucking you to death bearable. This is hell? Wait, what? What about Satan? Please, this has to be some sort of mistake. I'm a good person. I don't- SHUT UP! I turn and storm off. I realise I haven't looked in the bathroom yet. I run in and sure enough, standing there, I see Hitler and Sean Connery snorting cocaine together. Finally, Bran. I have been vetting for you. Hitler offers me a line of coke. No, no, not for me. I need to stay sober for this. Now, how can we get out of here? Okay, okay, straight to business, Mr. Bran. I love it. The information I'm about to tell you did not come from me, okay? And first, you must agree to something before I tell you. Okay, what is it? I will explain exactly how to get out of hell. But I want you to let me have you once after I explain. You want to have me? But why? Because, Mr. Bran, you are the most beautiful man I have ever seen. Your presence alone makes my noodle heart. I look down and see Hitler has a powerful erection. Sean Connery looks on nervously and does a three gram line in one go. I started thinking. Being halved by Hitler once is better than being halved by Satan daily for eternity. You have a deal, Hitler. We shake hands firmly. Now, how do I escape hell? Okay, first, you need demon powers. And the only way to obtain demon power is by having a demon. Once you have a demon, its powers are transferred onto you. Once you have those powers, you have the tools to defeat Satan. A demon? They're incredibly powerful. How can I ever have a demon? If I were you, I would choose the weakest demon available. One you have a chance against. Weak demons? Is there such a thing? Yes, Mr. Bran. The one who uses that toilet. Hitler nods towards the disabled toilet. You will know him once you see him. He is the only demon that goes to that toilet to do a purpose. Good luck, Mr. Bran. Hitler then grabs Sean Connery's ass and they both left. Still slightly confused as to who Hitler meant, I walk into the disabled toilet and hide behind the door. My heart was racing so fast that we made a humming sound. I take a deep breath and start to focus for the battle of a lifetime. I wait and I wait. Every time the toilet doors opened, my balls constricted with anticipation. Hours went by and I started getting concerned. Surely Satan will be here to have me soon. Then I heard what sounded like rolling wheels. I pressed my soft body right up against the wall of the toilet, flattening myself like a blue tongue lizard. The wheeling got closer and closer. The wheeling slowly made its way into the disabled toilet. I hid behind the door until this demon was all the way inside. Then bang! I slammed the door shut and locked it behind me. Then there sitting in front of me was none other than Stephen Hawking's! What are you doing? This is the disabled toilet and you look fully able. Stephen Hawking's! You're a demon! Stephen Hawking's remains silent, staring at me with his munted looking face. Who told you that? He finally asks. It doesn't matter. But I am sorry for what I'm about to do. I grab Hawking's by the throat and lift him out of his wheelchair easily. I pull him into me and tongue at his teeth and the crevices on his face. He tasted like salt-crusted fish. His limp body dangled as I held him and with my other hand I undo his pants. I kick his wheelchair out of the way and bend Stephen over the toilet with his ass facing me. My dick wasn't even hard. I had to thumb it into Stephen's ass. Once inside, my flaccid cocked, slowly began swelling. I couldn't believe how easy this was. Then I felt a hand on my dick. I looked down. Not so fast, sir old chap. Stephen had turned his head and had grabbed my dick to stop it swelling. What? How is this possible? Look, mate, I'm going to have to tell you my deepest, darkest secret now and then I'm gonna have to kill you for good. You won't even exist in hell anymore. I don't actually have that LAS disease. I can walk and I can talk perfectly fine. I'm really just really fucking lazy. I woke up one day and couldn't be fucked walking. So I said it was hard to walk and they got me a wheelchair. Then people kept talking and talking to me and I couldn't be fucked talking back one day. So I pretended that I couldn't fucking talk anymore. Everyone did everything for me and that's exactly what I wanted. Laziness is one of the seven deadly sins, soft, you see. So I ended up here. Anyway, I'm gonna kill you now. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. His true voice was truly shocking. All along, Stephen Hawking's wasn't sick. He was just really lazy. So even his face muscles were drooping. So lazy, unbelievable. Stephen pulled my flaccid cock out of him and stood and turned around. He punched me in the face and my head banged against the wall. I fall to the floor and Stephen starts booting me in the body and face. You dirty fucking pig, yelled Stephen. He was still incredibly strong despite his small frame. I tried multiple times to stand but his kicks were so powerful I managed to grab onto one of his legs and hold on for dear life. Then I see Julian walk into the bathroom. Julian, you have to help me! Ha ha, fucking my money! What the fuck are you doing here, cunt? Stephen Hawking's is trying to kill me! Julian's face turns serious and he sprints at Stephen. He pulls out a can of spray paint and starts graffitiing Stephen's face. Stephen clutches at his face and screams. I grab Stephen's other leg and pull him to the ground. I remember that Julian too is a demon and so his strength must match Stephen's. Hold him, Julian. I'm gonna fuck his little ass. Ha ha, yeah! Fucking ice, mate, yeah! Julian grabs at Stephen's arms and pins them to the ground. Stop, Julian! You don't know what you're doing! I'm a da bint, whack! I'd plunge my elbow straight into Stephen's face before he can finish his sentence. I'm rock hard now and quickly guide my little brown deep into Stephen's ass as I fuck with my hips. I strangle Stephen hard with my hands and Julian continues to hold his arms down. Fuck, he's strong for a disabled guy, eh? Ha ha! Or he'd give me a turn when you're done but Julian clearly still didn't know Stephen's secret that he is a demon. The head of my cock sprouts two small, small cocks while I fuck the small cocks burrow deep into Stephen's body in opposite directions. There was no escaping me now. My eyes bulged as I realized I was going to win. I slowed my fucking and changed to deep, slow, long thrusts. Stephen's face was blue from my choking now and his eyes were filled with panic and blood. I leaned down while I'm fucking him and suck on his bottom teeth. Then I suck on his tongue. I suck harder and harder. I suck it so hard it rips and I swallow it. I felt my balls start to vibrate. It was nearly time. Stephen was still fighting hard but Julian was far too strong. I start fucking short, fast little fuck thrusts and as I mince, I scream into Stephen's ear. Ah! My mince cascades from my cock and two small cocks and starts filling every part of his body. My mince enters his bloodstream and turns his heart into a cream donut. I stare into his eyes and watch the life leave his body. Then... Stephen's corpse vomits directly onto my face. The vomit enters my mouth and I feel my body absorb it. It was Stephen's powers being transferred to me. What the fuck was that? Was that demon power? Asks a confused Julian. Stephen was dead and my ejaculation was done. I detached my little brown and released Stephen's crushed neck. My mince foamed out of his mouth, ears and eyes. I felt different. I felt powerful. Yes, Julian! I'm a fucking demon now! Oh, holy fuck! Yeah. Time to see Satan. Wow. Whoa! And fucking in honor of that because he's the reason, really, that you're here. That we're all here, really. There he is. That was at the beginning of his laziness, I reckon. He could still say a few words and shit. You can see how lazy he is. Just for those listening on Spotify or hauling up an image of Stephen Hawking's and a truly great man. But yeah, the laziness just sent him to hell and now he's a demon. Well, he's gone now, man. You made sure of that. In honor of, that's why we got a picture of him. Just to honor it, I think. Man? Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, you probably should be sorry. Holy fuck shit! That was... So you and Julian... Tag team. Wow. Wow. You know that he's like one of our heroes, right? Stephen Hawking's. We'll talk about that later. He's on the van. Yeah, he's on our car. Our only asset in life. The van's called him, Stephen Hawking's. Yeah. You should, oh fuck. We should feel bad about that. Sorry. We shouldn't do that to him. Sorry. I do feel bad about that. Yeah, you said sorry, that's good. Oh, okay, you apologize. All right, sweet. All right, we're moving right along, eh? All right, guys, we're doing line to Lockie right now. It's during the day. We haven't actually started the podcast because this is the only time of the day that we can do it. It's been a mad rush. We're going to basically get the guy who sold Lockie his car to call Lockie and say that his car is actually a stolen car and Lockie needs to return it. That's the line we're gonna go with. Here we fucking go. Hey, buddy. Joey, you are live on the podcast right now, dude. Holy fucking shit, this is fucked. There's so much writing on this, I can't fucking believe it. I love you, dude. So Joey is going to call Lockie now. We'll merge the calls. And if once Joey convinces him that the car is stolen, then we all jump in. Hopefully he fucking answers. If he doesn't answer, I'm just gonna snap my own head. All right. He's been rejecting a lot of my calls lately, mate. I'm really worried. I messaged Jackson. Jackson's with him. So hopefully, so don't say, oh, I tried to get ahold of Jackson or anything. Wait, I reckon if that's the case, then maybe we call Jackson and then Jackson just randomly puts you on loudspeaker and Lockie's in the background. It's too much. Jackson doesn't know what's going on. We won't have time. All right, let's go ahead. I'll call Lockie and just say I'm worried to tell Jackson he's got a lot on his plate with the house and stuff like that. Yeah, perfect. See, Joey knows what he's doing. All right, Joey, you fucking add him in and here we go. We got him, all right. Like, I hope this works. The fucking technical issues. Yeah, it's all right. He hasn't even called yet. We got a hold for us to see. Please work. Please. Hello. Oh, you missed the tomato? What's going on, Lachlan? So I just drive and what do you do? Mate, I'm just calling. I had a call earlier. It seems we've had a little fuck up with this car. Yeah. The Black Grains Rover. Mate, we probably have missed one of the checks. And it turns out the car is actually on the stolen registry. What's stolen? Stolen. It's about the car's fucked. They can have it back if they want, but they're not fucked now. Well, I think the process from here is basically they recover the car and then it's a bit of a nightmare process to get some money back. So... Well, mate, you're paying up, eh? Ha ha ha. Come for you. I just thought I'd, like, call you. Fuck, it's not going to help. How long is that coming going for? Like... Well, I don't know, man. It's just been going through the process. So I think, like, because, you know, they got a hold of us as the dealer who sold it and basically said, like, you know, they're going through a call process and trying to recover the car. Well, the fucking car looks pretty bad, so they can have it. Well, how about we take it off you, Lucky? Because you've been lied to! Fucking idiot, Lucky! You stupid fuck! Fuck you, God! Ha ha ha! Yes! Fucking... We got you! Oh, my God, you got Godfreed. Godfreed. You got done, Cat! You just got done, Cat! Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! How are you even thinking of these people? I don't even know you fucking joke! Ha ha ha ha! Lucky, I told you, my God! Don't trust anyone! Don't trust anyone in your life anymore! It's over! Ho ho ho ho! Give in, give in! Oh, give in! What do you mean, give in? Just whatever your temptation is. Ha ha ha ha! I was a little upset that you said the car shit. I was like, come on, man! Ha ha ha ha! I was like, man, I fucking sold you that car, and now everyone knows! Ha ha ha ha! Fucking hell, what, it just happened to the car? I was like, this is not Somodo prestige, cool thing. I think you guys just crushed it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's bad. Oh, man, Joey, well done, buddy. You fucking had him hookline and sinker. You fucking had it. And, Lucky, oh, my God, we warned you, man! And don't believe anything, man! Nothing is real! Oh, that's my, I'm so sorry, that's my bad. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, my God, that was the best part of the day. Oh, I'm glad that's done now. We can finally get on with the rest of the podcast now. We can smoke some weed now. Relax, he's just sort of... Yeah, Joey, thank you so much for your time, man, and Lucky... No, you're stressing yourself out, boys. No, you're really, you're just aching yourself, man. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, it's fucking worth it, man. Enjoy, boys. All right, Joey. Thank you, Joey. And Lucky will, I don't know, we'll see you later, Lucky fucking hell, man. Bye, boys. Bye, bye. Bye, guys. We did it! Oh, my God! We did say, James has said before, we were like, I don't think, and I had a feeling too, I didn't think he was going to go for it. Nah, I didn't think he'd go for it, we had him. Yeah, because it's to obscure a connection. Yeah, he didn't realise that we knew him. Yeah, exactly. And it's like such a, like, because Joey's like a business, like, associate, Like a professional. You know, he's, yeah, it's like a working relationship more than like, they don't like hang out on weekends. So I thought that would be perfect angle to going because he wouldn't be expecting that, right? No. Would he? Yeah. Anyway, fucking Bongbrae cunt. Holy shit, we've owned it. And we'll get your dress-ups done too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Um, fucking, let's, let's, let's fucking, let's get Bachelor Brown up and flying. Oh. All right. One sec. How do I get out of this? James. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring her in now. Nah, she's not, because I've been watching the front gate. Oh! I tricked you! I tricked you, Matt. We've been getting people on the last two weeks and we had Ola on last week, but we have another phone date set up for you this week, Browntown. I've been watching the gate the whole time. I've been sitting down just waiting. And remember, we've got the new Requifton, whatever its name is, H something, if you don't find one. But you will find one. Yeah. Both of you will find one, dude. All right, look, we have, let's- It's always good to have a backup plan. Let's, um, did you send that, Fli-lis? Oh, yep, here we go. All right, so her name is Katie. By the way, Bachelor Brown, for those who don't know, this is a segment where Michael and I have taken it upon ourselves to find Matt, a life partner, because Matt can't do it. He's been, he's shown that now for the last 45 years. He cannot be trusted to find a partner. All right, so now we're stepping in. Because I'm not letting you get to 50 years old here on Earth years, and not have you fucking single fucking following us around. It's not acceptable, Cunt. And now you live in a big, beautiful home. You have another piece to add to your trophy. See? Imagine you with the family here. Me and Isla. Oh. He's just saying that, because he's, look, you're nervous, I get it. So this, look, you want to know how to become comfortable with something? Do it over and over and over again until you are comfortable. Like fishing. You love fishing. You were so scared about fishing. No, I'm fine with going on dates and doing stuff. But when you throw it onto the podcast and it involves you two, everything goes out the window. We left for a bit. You didn't leave. You went to the other side of the room. Look, we've given you every chance possible. You have this, you are filled with hate. Yeah, you're failing to see how we're trying to help you and we're organizing dates for you every week, every week. There's a potential for you to find happiness. Say sorry again. No, not for this one. All right, sorry. This is, this is torture. Well, I reckon this is, this could be the one, dude. No, Katie's going to cop it. I'm calling her right now. She's going to get him out. It's not ringing. Sorry. Uh-oh. There we go. I can do it. I'm not ready. Hello? Hello. Am I speaking with Katie here? You are, yeah. Hello, Katie. You're speaking with Marty, and you're the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast. And sitting to my left, I have the very charming, very sexual sensual, Mr. Matthew Gregory Brown. And he is very interested in conversing with you to see if there is some sort of chemistry where you can come together later and have a bit of a fuck. Whoa, you can't say that to people. Oh yeah. That's why you come in and... Here we go. Good luck, man. Hello, Katie. How are you? Oh, what an idiot. Let us speak. How are you? I'm good. I'm just cringing at what was just said to you. Oh, it's not that creepy, is it? I don't know. Maybe she wants that. Maybe. Where are you from, Katie? So I am actually from Samford in Brisbane. Oh, that's like fucking close. To she's up the road, bro. Feel the eel, bro. You guys are disgusting. I suppose she wants to come see the house. No. I suppose she wants to come see the pool. No, I'm not doing that. I suppose she wants to come see the pool. Tell her you own a pool. Say you own a pool now. Say I own a pool. No, stop. Say that. Katie, what made you come on here? Um, you know, just thought I'd give it a go. I'm not looking for anything too serious. So I thought it could be a bit of fun. Are you a mum, Katie? I'm not. No, I'm not. It's your favourite, it's your favourite, it's your favourite. Brown! There'd be nothing wrong if you were a mum. But, how old are you? I'm 28. OK, cool. What do you do for a living? Yeah. So I'm on beauty therapy. I'm so sorry for that. Matt, just stop. That was Matt. He's going, he likes to fart in Mike's. Are you OK with that, Katie? Matt is disgusting. Matt, fart. Matt just stood up and farted in the microphone because he's getting all excited and creamy. Because he said you didn't want anything serious, he got really excited. If that was Matt, then that's OK. Oh, that's beautiful. Keep talking, Matt. This is going so well. Come on. If we were going to hang out for the first time, what would you want to do? Oh! He's asking you if you would. Well, I like going to the sushi bar, the Tokyo Roll. That's probably one of my favourite places to go to, probably meet up there in the Samford Village. Fish in the village. Oh, Samford Village, yes. And then what would happen? We'd have sushi. We'd have sushi, see how it goes. Maybe a bit of sake if they have it. It's too strange. And then... Stop! Stop! What would you suggest, Matt? I would suggest that we have sake in your heart. We find out later what happens. If you had to predict on that, how do you see it ending? I have no idea. Oh, God! Oh, wow. So, I'd say you guys are now officially together. Come on. Try it out, Matt. So, Katie, so you guys should go on a date then, right? Yeah, I mean, you said you had a pool right, so if you get sushi take away and then go to your pool. Oh, I have a swim in the pool. It's a bit cold, though. You own the pool. Say you own the pool. Say you own the pool. Just say it, Matt. I own the pool. Oh, yeah. You own the pool? Apparently. It's very confident. Very impressive. Holy shit. You impressed her. Come on, Matt. No, no, no. Okay, go. We haven't done this for a while. Katie, would you be down? No, I'm not doing kisses across the microphone. What about just a feel-up? You can feel her up a bit. No. Yeah, yeah. Just like to touch her bum and tits. I'll do that. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Oh, Matt! You've never been given the green light. Three seconds. Pretend it's happening and you've got to do the hands, Brown. I can't do anything. I can't do anything. Three, two, one. Go. Come on, Brown. Yeah, Brown! Yeah! Go, Brass! Go, Brass! You've broken first date. God, too fast! It's a fucking disgusting! I'm so sorry, Katie. Fighting on the mic and breast groping is not okay on the first date. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. That was entertaining to watch, though. Thank you. Very good. Okay, so— If it's a sandwich, it's a male. Next time, it may be. Maybe next time. Sanford is just down the road, which means— And Sanford is very close actually. Oh, it's a number. I can see it. You own the pool. You own the pool, Brown. I reckon now if Brown is to message you or you message Brown Katie on Instagram we go from there It's Matt Brown with four four zero one so one one one one one Yeah, so maybe message him on Instagram and and see if there's a connection there And oh we highly recommend going on a date before before disregarding this see if there's an actual chemistry there And you get the only way to do that properly is to meet in person Matt Brown. Katie. Do you even use Instagram? I do yeah, okay, cool. Oh, okay. Is that okay if I give your number to Matt? She can follow me on Instagram. We'll see how it goes. I'll send you Matt's number. Actually, I'll be better Get out my number to people. Anyway, this means for your highlight is now officially in trouble So you've got some juggling to do it sounds like you could be in the top five here Which is pretty exciting Katie. Yeah, very excited I think coming over to see the pool would be a good stuff which Matt owns That's so good. Thank you so much for your time today and good luck with your Matt We meet wish you nothing but the best for the future Matt is very maternal He's always holding a baby something to consider Anyway, good luck and hopefully we'll see you soon We might be seeing you regularly all the time because you guys are you know seeing each other Together You do go to Sanford Village now and then all right. Thank you, Katie. Oh wait one last thing from math Matthew stop Fucking stop that Matt Fuck sorry, he doesn't it's sort of hot some people are in maybe you can see the sexy side Matt That's not it's too much man. Seriously. Yeah, wait for this to be over. All right Well, thanks, Katie. We will talk to you soon and find out about the brown. See you Katie. It was good meeting you. Hi, Katie Love you. Thank you Love you, bye Do a little shimmy a little relationship shimmy come on, matey do a little shimmy come on Just a little shimmy man. She lives at Sanford. She wants to see your pool That's a shame. You own that pool. There's so many more of these to go This is exciting because this is easy. She said she doesn't want it serious She's you don't have to be a dad. You can don't have to do anything. You can just be like you're gonna miss it You're gonna miss this when it's gone. Yeah, I know you know, I'm not There's only 10 left and then we pick the winner to move in with you here And look there's there's once you're if none of this works, man And give it a year you will be Fucking missing and regretting not making the most of this you will be missing There'll be like a search for you. Yeah, we don't know where you are. I'm not You're not having anyone move in and we'll okay. We'll we're getting a tire swing Yeah, okay Maybe they're gonna live there And there is the the have den All right guys, uh, we're breaking moving moving along that it was bachelor brown everyone Holy fuck, it's getting I feel like you got to you felt someone up there That was a bit much in the fighting Yeah, anyway, very very good. She thinks I was Matt that did If she watches the show she knows it was you know, no she probably We made we were acting well to make it sound like that was you did she message in and want to be on here? Oh, yeah, she's been messaging for a long time. I really thought she's we because we vet We get 100 you don't weigh it up. Shit. Yeah, we weigh up. You don't bet anything We make sure that they're compatible for you and that that someone we can see if having a future with you fucking hell Fucking lie. Most of the I was 18 year old like models. Yeah, we turn away because like they're not serious about it They just want a one-time thing. Yeah, and yeah, it's like this one's not serious, but like that's exactly what I want Oh, Matt. Well, she did say she doesn't want anything too serious That's why you're single and because you want 18 year old models So you want you want good-looking children. That's basically what you're saying. You just said that You just said it It's like remember being spelled the same backwards the guys were we're gonna table this where we're running a bit late So we're gonna table the screaming segment for next week. Okay screaming segment will be back We'll deal with the misfist minds boys. Maybe I don't know we'll see Hopefully all right, so moving right along first of all, we have the cow Right, and there's a segment called comment of the week where we pick the best comment from last week's video And we cut it out and we stick it on a board and if if this is you if you get comment of the week You're in the running to win another thousand dollars. So it's a different comment competition. Okay, so what we're trying to say is just comment a lot this week's comment of the week is Some people have said that um, is this the comment? That the person who made this comment is actually me, but it's not He's a real person anyway partly winning the cows because of the high volume of likes as well as um Not a bad comment. Sorry. I'm very excited Oh um, so Donut films has done it again Of course And he's the first person to make cow twice. Wow. So he's got all so it is possible to make the cow twice Imagine it dude. He's he's a chance of winning a thousand dollars of quite high Yeah, not to mention anyone else's at the moment so Donut films Whose real name is fly lay Yeah He said I didn't know matt brown was allowed to be within 10 meters of a woman in referring to isla. Oh Yeah, but no, you you don't you've changed if he's a reformed man. That was the highest liked comment How many likes i'm not telling you tell me your old check 66 Wow, that's fucking one six away from the devil's numbers Um, well, fuck. There you go. Donut films always contributing. Thank you. You still got your piss is somewhere up there by the way Yeah, it's still there donut films and also Yeah, he's fucking um, what was he gonna say behind this goes to um Yeah, he's got a two in chance like a two in 38 chance one in 19 a one in 19 chance of winning Fly la la la yeah a thousand dollars plus he's commented on just a video heaps of time So he's got that thousand well done. Donut king. All right now We are move on to the questions and these are the could these if you comment You comment your question on the mighty and michael fully actual youtube channel We will answer the most liked ones first So once you comment your question have a scroll through and like the ones you want us to answer All right, if we don't answer it comment it again next week and the next week in the next week in the next Week and we'll eventually we'll get to it. Okay All right, uh, how it's like We'll be right back with questions Sorry, man. I just realized and I like to be so fucked up for questions Questions, but it's the worst because you guys take so long to answer them And then you never get through them and then people get angry because you don't Who's that how long did it go the whole time you were out there then dude the whole time you were out there, man Oh Even brown started talking like 10 seconds get your microphone Even brown started laughing. That's how you know, it was um anyway questions, man. Let's fucking hear it, baby These are the questions. We just had a car park pill All right, let's see what it does. We forgot to have it at the beginning Can you shut the fuck up and let me read the questions you drug addicts your cans and slime and god So all right first question went from revskell Um question for the poet is more impressed or terrified about marty's writing skills Yeah, I don't really understand that question. My I I read Uh matt's black book, but matt wrote these years ago and he was in a different state of mind. You want the same beast Different cells now. Yeah you split And it's just creative reading. He's just really good at reading them Well, I sort of like I just go numb and it just the like the story takes over takes over. It's a it's a demonic book It's not hot. Yeah, it's not something you want around the house It spells Yeah, it's up there with the book of the dead. I reckon it is anyway Next question is from our boy again doughnut films. He united another banger Does matt brown know about the stuff marty says about him in the recent website videos You wouldn't would you I would you don't sign up? No because the fans are dedicated and they sent me many of them What what did I say in the web? I don't know. You just abused me What that the color one where we're hitting each other. Were we in Sydney? You were drunk in Sydney? Matt Brown, yeah That's right. What did I say something about caring for bosley? Yeah, I think you start by matt brown's taking care of bosley and then you just went on a on a rage about Me, I don't know. Yeah, it was be signing up, mate. You gotta fucking sign up, mate. Give fuck Man um Next question is Is there water in here or what? Oh my god, matt. Where are you get water? I offered it at the time Where is it? There is none. Is there tap water? That is oh, yeah, I'm not drinking that tap water. Are you really going to your water right now? I told you to take it with water The carpark pills stuck in I don't know how you do it without water. It's it's horrifying I used to do it all the time But then an antibiotic got caught and it burnt me like I had a fucking burnt me It was so painful with water. There's there's not gonna be there's gonna be How long it takes him to run from one end to the other because we have a big house now. What did he come with? Okay, that's interesting That's how long it takes to go there and back. Anyway, next good and bad thing Shit sorry Shit man next question is from gaz v. 8 6. That's good Question for michael if seeing is believing can a blind man ever truly believe That saying is not real sorry really It's made up No, no, that's no one actually said that so it's not because you can still see in your head if you're blind Which is the real scene? Yeah, you've gone into great detail about that If you want to re listen to the beginning of the season if you want a true the true see shit I'm busy It was earlier. Yeah the earlier episodes Of this season. Sorry. There's a chapter on seeing Next question is from manuel selmaron depending where he's from selmaron selmaron selmaron Dude, i'm so sorry. I butchered that name Next question since matt greg is moving into the new property for the team Does he have to introduce himself to all his neighbors so they're aware that there is a predator moving next door Yeah, I don't you don't have to do that anymore, right for a while though. You used to have to do that Well, it's that was like that you that time when you were like 30 that was like 40 years ago. So that was like you He's changed. He's a different man now. Yeah, it's like half your life ago 30 years ago is a half your life ago Isn't that just a list they just type it in and look it up I don't know Like yeah, I saw I saw matt like trying to fucking grab at the the neighbors horse today For trying to like grab and sexual it had a little bite at you. It didn't mind me. It was trying to sexual it It was sexually good. Yeah, you've been all sexual at it Horse next question is from jennifer walter Will matt retire having once he marries and has children with isla or will he pass his knowledge to his new bride and little browns Do you know what one day if you ever have kids you're probably going to want to do bachelor brand for them Because you love them so much. We'll get your kid in like yeah when you have a kid when it's like 18 years old Leave my kid alone. We'll get it married If you want matt not to you though You stay out of it, mate Next question is from mv Michael appears to be a very picky eater at least a guy that eats shit at least for a guy that eats shit What are three of michael's favorite foods? Because you are a pretty picky eater Oh, nothing compared to what he used to be he used to be bad But yeah, it's like he used to be as bad with eating as used to be with you with your hunting and shit And you've both completely changed But you you can talk him out of food pretty quickly. Yeah, it's easy because because michael it's all psychological He will hate or like a food before he's even tasted or and if he hates a food before if you hate a food If you decide this food i'm about to eat is disgusting it more than likely will be you must have a clear mind when tasting something new Yeah, but you can you i can like things and you can change my opinion Yeah, michael's because you're very visual michael likes to look at the visualness and if it doesn't look right And it's easy to get into michael's head. Oh, but anything meat related marty can dig into my brain And it makes me remind him that it's flesh torn off of an animal's bone. Oh Yuck How do you eat shit though? Oh, that's fine. You just channel it that it's just shit. Yeah Yeah, but the thing he doesn't eat the gross shit because he like he's hungry just eats that because It's like a dare so you do it. Yeah, but like eating something if i k his best favorite three things is Ambos nachos. Oh, they are good. I've had those They're like, oh the best thing in the world ambos pizzas a second. They're good. I've had those two and third would be I'd say probably ambas Indian sort of burgers. It's all ambas ambas indian wraps Oh, I haven't had those like curry wraps. Oh, there's some of those. Well, no, she's here now amber You looked hey babe lied to next question from steven haunt. Um, have you boys ever considered doing a collaboration with the inspired unemployed? Oh, yeah, we I think our uh Style is it's quite Um confronting dark and shocking. Whereas they're they're very, you know, they're funny boys. They're very, um, you know commercial You know, they could go on radio easy, you know, they they appeal to the masses We appeal to the degenerates and the fucking the individuals and the fucking outcasts The ringworms. Exactly All right, and final question because we are running over time Um, it comes from loves a dart Sorry Um question for the podcast if mighty mokkel were to adopt a child, what would they call it? scale Scale pockel Scale pockel scale pockel I feel like I would love the kid I honestly would scale Imagine because you can do all that dna shit where you just mix imagine if they mixed our dna and then made a kid And it was and it just it only ever said scale pockel Ha ha ha ha We should buy a kid. Yeah, holy shit. Dude. We should adopt a kid for a video And no no, they can live with brown set it free. No, I don't know about that. Okay Well, if the mum's here if we've got like We don't get the mum You get the kid. You don't get the mum. No, but we'll find it back to the brown Dude, if we went to like a third world country, I'm sure we could adopt Oh, no, I'd say we don't we don't just take a third world country kid. Let's get I build our own one in a lab and you she can pay to have kids these days. Okay. All right All three sperm and we'll put out no I will get we'll get one smirm each and we'll cut them into thirds and then you'd gloom together and then inseminate And it can be the fully actual kid. We'll have it like I don't do the camera work and shit Yeah, it can be the cameras. It sounds pretty fucked All right. All right Well, I reckon I'll do it. I'm just saying I thought you might come around. I wonder what the kid would be like It'd be very interesting. I'd have a really long neck and I'm sorry about that It'd have really clean hair like Michael's Michael's just washed his hair. I washed it for this episode. It'd have Matt Brown's um Stigma never give up attitude Shut up. Sorry. All right moving on Is that questions done? Yep. Should we wait till we have a bit more p.o. Box? It's like depressing to look at Oh, I haven't thought cylinder thing. You haven't gone there in a while. I mean, all right. We might have like Yeah, all right. Well next week. We'll do p.o. Box next week because we've got some shit Um, all right guys, we're we're gonna we were going to do call as Margaret and call the place that Darren Put his reference down as last week to get a job But um, we realized that number is on the other phone So we're just gonna call a random and say Margaret is going to sorry call a random And demand the information from the reference So it's like a tale of two stories Yeah, so Margaret's wanting to hire this guy, right? Which is checking his references and this is one of the references he's put down Fuck what's gonna happen? I wonder. No, it's great. Yeah Hello Hello, how are you? Look, my name is a Margaret. I'm currently working for function and friends in the city and we've got One of our people who's applied for a job here. He's put you guys down as a reference. Um, who would be best to speak to about that? Um, I can put my boss on if you want. Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you so much darling. Okay. Thank you. No worries Oh, it's great to see yeah Yeah Yeah, good day, mate. Um, my name is Margaret. Um, I'm um, uh, working for a uh company in the city And one of the applicants for a job here has put his uh Reference down as you guys So I was just wanting to check him as a reference. Would you have a few minutes available for that? Yeah, yeah, sure. Who's that? Great. So his name here says he's Darren Thompson. Yeah, Darren Darren Thompson Thompson. Yeah th o m p s o n yeah I have no idea who it is, but uh I've been running the store for the last couple of months, but I haven't had any person working in that name Oh, that's right. Look, he said he um, he did finish up there. Um at the beginning of the year So you may not have been there No, no, so so you haven't heard anything about this Darren Thompson. No one said anything negative about him at all He's he's written. He's written here that he can speak three languages. Um, is that correct or? I have no idea who it is actually first of all, right, right. Um, what was he um, probably You can you might need to call him again until Change the reference number probably. I don't have no idea who it is. Look, I can hear you, mate. Okay Just just listen for a second. Okay. Was he ever late to hear you ride late to work? Or was he on time? Oh Yeah, yeah, well like he's wrote three stores the three stores that he worked at this is just the first one So there's two more. I came on a bit too strong then No, it was good. It's necessary I like hearing because then if they know that you have spas outs at the beginning Then they might be more tolerant of you having. Yeah, you're right. All right Spas out of the start a bit more man But no, is that what you want? Just yourself Yeah Oh, hello, how are you darling? Uh, my name is Margaret. Um, I work for uh function and flung in the city And I've got an applicant here looking for a job and he's actually put your guys down Your store down as a reference. Uh, would I be able to check that reference if that's okay? Um, sure. Would you like to check back in an hour or so if that would be Perfect Is there the manager available or anything if I can speak to now it'll only take two minutes of your time That's me. Oh, you're the manager darling. I am. Yeah, so you guys quite busy are you at the moment? Yeah We are a little bit. Yeah, it's good to see everyone supporting small business still. No, that's great to see. Yeah Yeah Yeah, all right. Well, um, look, um, his name's um, his name is Darren Thompson And he said he worked for you guys for over eight months just confirming that uh a Darren Thompson Why did your store? Man the yelling really scares them It's a beautiful thing. It's sort of like it's it's energy. Maybe it's Energy Oh, yeah It doesn't matter brown just be like did you She'll hang up straight away again Yeah, look, um, I think we got disconnected there darling. We muster. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, listen Just two minutes. I've just got a few more question about a a Darren Thompson. Yeah, sure. Yeah. All right, so Look, look, look at this. Okay. Look, he's written down here that he works for you guys for eight months. Is that correct or Hello Yeah, yeah, he works for us a month. Yep. Great. All right. Look, um, how was he as an employee here? Would you say he was um, I would say he yeah, he was excellent. Great. Yeah, okay Yeah, very good. Um, were you aware of his criminal history or? Yeah, yeah drug dealing Drug dealing was it? Yeah, but who hasn't you know, right? Well, that's actually not what he's got written here He's actually got. Oh, no. What did he tell you? He's just said a common assault actually. Um, Yeah, that's actually concerning. Uh, it's actually quite sad because um, It might be linked actually. Just listen for a second. Okay. Darren was actually a front runner Okay for this job that he's applied for and it's quite a quite a high position. Uh, okay Yeah, it's quite a quite a way up the corporate ladder. So it's a real a real shame that um, he's put something like that down Um, listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna have to double check with my boss here and see if we can still Quiet and if that's the case, I may call you back No worries. All right. Look darling, I may call you back tomorrow or um, I may not but um, thank you for being so Upfront honest with me because um, yeah, honestly, you've probably saved me quite a uh, quite me and uh, A couple of the human resources ladies quite a headache there Yeah I'm glad I could have no worry selling. Okay. Well, you enjoy your night. Okay That was like a fucking demon that is fuck the breathing That's gonna be the strangest phone call to explain to anyone She was so beautiful about it. They obviously knew was a prank call. See that's the problem with margaret Sometimes if you yell too early, they they catch on she tried to turn around on us But then we turned her back around on her again. Is a drug dealer. Oh, yeah, she's into it. Yeah, maybe I like a bachelor brown bleep her name the corner. Oh Yeah, bleep her name. We have to bleep her name bleep her name bleep her name um, anyway guys That brings us to the end of episode 27. We got a fucking banging episode coming next week Don't forget to like comment Subscribe and also five stars on spot. Oh, we go over a thousand. We like 1.1 k five stars So that's good. How many is that like high? I think so. What were we on like a bit ago? Like like 800 or something like that. Wow, that's hot. So if you haven't do that That's how much we go up next week. 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