 Hi friends, welcome back to my channel. So a lot of you have been requesting a skincare routine because we all know I have a perfect skin that is better than everyone And I wanted to give you my secrets to this beautiful, luscious, Asian, baby butt cheeks skin So first you're gonna want to light a candle because all of you gurus love their rooms smell like pumpkin spice lattes Next you're gonna want really good genetics that give you great skin I like to say that skincare is 90% genetics and 10% plastic So first we need to exfoliate because our skin has a bunch of dead cells on it So I like to use terra firma also known as dirt I mean everyone wants to use natural ingredients So why not just get the most natural of them all? Mother Nature blessed our planet with this abundant research so we can't waste what she gave us Also Jesus is coming back So what you're gonna want to do is take a piece of the dirt, wet the dirt, scrub the dirt all over your face And don't worry if it gets in your mouth, it's organic Now that we're all exfoliated, it's time to cleanse Regular cleansers don't give me a deep cleaning so I like to use dish soap It lathers so well and also works as a shower gel Alright so now that our skin is cleaner than Mr. Clean and his fucking white supremacist shirt We're gonna do a DIY face mask Don't worry, it's really cheap because all beauty gurus want to give you the most affordable things Take a face mask that you already bought that was way too expensive Then some used tea leaves, snail slime, soy sauce because this is an Asian skincare routine And some special stuff that came from your dad's stick Mix it all together with your Asian as fuck chopsticks and apply to your face Wait about 10 minutes, no seriously that was 10 minutes Wash it off and now your skin is perfectly perfect Next we're gonna work on some acne scars Everyone knows acne scars are darker than your actual skin so we want to brighten them And what's better than brighten them than some bleach Also this video is sponsored by Bleach, I have a coupon code in the description below Take a Q-tip, dip it in the bleach and apply to your scars Or a whole fucking white face if you want to change your skin color Alright, our last step is moisturizer Take some acne cream and put it all over your skin I mean I have oily skin so why would I want to moisturize that? Science, it's easy And voila, beautiful, perfect, natural, no plastic skin Everyone's gonna be jealous of you at school If you enjoyed make sure you like, comment and subscribe Because I post beauty videos every Saturday and subscribe I want more subscribers Alright I love you guys and everything goes in 3, bye I'm sorry You guys wanted a skincare routine and I was like How can I make that trolley? Also shout out to this fucking piece of hair that doesn't want to cooperate today And it got out of hand way too fast and I am sorry about that If you tolerated it shout out to you Also this video was really inspired by Jenna Marbles Jenna, I love you, please notice me But don't be surprised if next week I have acne on my face Because that fucking dirt was so hard to clean Although it was a good exfoliator if I have to admit I just, this mind man, it's fucking crazy Alright, I love you guys and everything is less than 3