 While Boris Johnson is on holiday, Keir Starmer has attempted to highlight the shortage of HGV drivers in Britain by going to get himself a test. You saw the moment his soul just left his body. There's so many good bits about that clip. First of all, he's been told to go left, go left. I'm not sure I want to go left. I'm always told by my other advisors not to go left. Then he crashes into the concrete body. He's told, you've failed. Now, you could start that out well. You say, yeah, I wasn't here to suggest that becoming a HGV driver was easy. Right? That's why I think we need proper government investment in it. Of course, I can't pass on my first day, but then instead he just goes, very good. You failed. Very good. I think being told to go left, refusing to go left, crashing into something and then failing is quite a good image for what is happening to the paper party right now. Also, if the absurd ever occurred and I was hired to do the PR of a politician, I would just be like, step away from the hard hat and the high vis. It just makes you look like a knob. Everyone knows what you're trying to do. You're wearing a very expensive suit under it. People care about whether or not you're doing things that make their working conditions better. They actually don't care if you put a hard hat on and look like you're getting stuck in because we know that you're not and it's just so embarrassing. But also, surely you could have prepared better to have a line for when you inevitably failed the test, like you said. I'm going to be contrarial and say because I saw lots of people saying what kind of media advisor would put him in the front carriage of a truck. I think that actually, it could have gone quite well. If Boris Johnson had done it, it would have been hilarious. If you're going to do that and it also is good to get the HDV crisis in the news and to make it look as if Kistarmer cares about these things that people do really care about. But as you say, if you are a media advisor, you're going to put him in that situation. He's going to fail the test, right? They kind of said he's not going to possibly, he's going to fail the test. So what is your response when you fail the test? And maybe someone like Boris Johnson would be able to think of that off the top of his head, but clearly Kistarmer is not very good at one-liners. So give him one. Oh, God, it's awful. Yeah, you could have literally just said, this shows you how much we need to value our HDV workers. We need to pay them well. We need to make sure their working conditions are really good. It's such a hard job. It's essential work. There's like a million discourses you could have plugged into. And the discourse he decided to plug into was, God, I'm just a bit crapper. Well, if you wanted to be really, really cynical, you could say that this is, that was part of the metaphor because Kistarmer, ignore calls to go left, crash the vehicle you've just taken charge of, fail. But ultimately, that was very good, because at least you didn't go left.