 I told you she couldn't breathe I told you that so you need to deal with those consequences now that's on you welcome to episode number 14 of the Marty and Michael podcast everybody holy shit we've got a jam packed episode for you right now we've got just shan coming on for an interview we got prank call we got Matt's tinder adventures it's all here all the banger segments all right it's all coming we got German or gibberish but my god we have a question fucked right now we have such severe depression because of what happened over the weekend we had my box on Friday and Saturday night a two-day and man I gotta say that like I haven't laughed that much in a two-day period for like for so long that was like that was fucking perfect two days that was so much fun it's worth it a dude so much laughter and now my god first night first day all right we went for a hike a couple of us got high during the and it's not like a normal hike it's fucking intense usually you go with like abseiling the people only people we've ever passed during this hike are people with like abseiling equipment and like rock climbing shoes and shit and we just got dressed literally like this in costumes stoned couple of us drinking fucking mushrooms and everything and we go and we climbed down these waterfalls and we used to do it in our early 20s but man it is it was hard oh man it was fucking rough and slippery and shit it's the same place me and James got lost yeah yeah and the police rescue had to get us yeah exactly we've told that story have we know we're for another time yeah I'm pretty sure we have yeah so we went there we walked down this first initial bit which is like this super steep leafy like bush that's quite thick bush oh that's my fucking turned around and goes I've lost the van key I've lost it and we've just covered like a kilometer of downhill steep shit through like dense bushland and we're like there's no way we're gonna find this it's like funny needle and I hate that I can't all right so I had a conversation with Manik's father yeah at the box and he had quite the theory on the lost man keys yeah he believes and it seemed pretty like it could be true that Michael did this on purpose because he did not want the walk to end and it seemed like something you would do and you get away with it because apparently the way you found it was like under a bit of like shrubbery or something and well Greg found them yeah like that I could see how like it's a good theory but it's like I'd want to get lost there like handling Gretel shit yeah yeah and everyone's with you so we had we can't leave I don't think he'd risk actually lose I reckon he'd just lie and say I've lost the keys and keep them on him somewhere okay anyway I had to go all the way back up the hill and Greg somehow found them yeah and man and then we just fucking went and it began at some lunch I thought the first day was going to be a bit quiet you know save ourselves for the big Saturday it didn't happen but then we ended up going on dinner then casino and we all want a shitload of money and then we did like a fucking nostalgic pub crawl where we used to go to all the bars that we went to in our early 20s and man they've changed and but we went there and it was fucking fun as fuck huh we had like a stern torque at down under bar manager came out and I remember him just having this stern talking to get made to sort of gather around he was like all right boys look you guys want to have a good time all you guys have fun he kept saying I'm a good car I'm a good car alright the second he turns his bag Henry just fucking dives one of the tables and snaps it was MVP that night he was so back like it was like back in the old days before you've asked guys we have asked him to come on the podcast but it's already been seen again now we should have had a go at him while he was drunk oh man he was such a hero he was such a loose so to Warmba just so fucking to Warmba and then yeah and then we went to fucking a couple of other places and came home and kicked on and and then Saturday was the big day and we just everyone came over and it got real destructive oh my God absolutely fucking destroyed and we just stayed here and just fucking just got on it man it was fun and then we did acid later on in the night then there was a power outage during the mid acid peak he thought I had tripped the circle Michael Michael was pissing inside the house so I saw it thought something out somehow he pissed on one of the power so well he did he pissed on what I found out today he pissed on our robotic vacuum cleaner which was charging on the wall so it could have been me and yeah but it wasn't you well wasn't you but yeah and then you pissed on it's like you was like I'm pissed on on vacuums now so you went to the handheld vacuum and you pissed on that too I don't yeah fuck I'm sorry and then also on the on the destruction part I'm sitting in my room calmly and I was showing someone some basketball cards don't ask why and and the my cupboard was open and he's just gone in and thrown all my stuff out of my cupboard across my room he apologized for it yeah I genuinely don't remember that one but like he did say sorry so like yeah get over it man oh man yeah yeah you laughed we were shooting bows and arrows it's shit it was just like I don't know it's just a really funny night just a little food war the pizza would have been funny for the pizza delivery person they showed up and immediately someone grabbed a pizza and threw it on the roof and they threw it back and yeah man it was just that fucked Greg yeah Greg and I fucked Kyle all he said yeah he didn't really say yes but I had sex with Connor do you remember he kept asking that you're like oh should I like because we had both of our new editors Ryan and Cooper there as well you kept asking should I like try and sexually assault Ryan and you asked our other employee Cooper you're like no and he's like no no maybe don't do that oh they were both so beautiful though they they they mixed with the group really well Cooper how many toys have you had he's a girl about six with a massive smile on his face and they're like over three standard drinks each oh man oh yeah fucking big night and then Sunday just recovered and here we fucking are it's like just takes days now to get over all yeah it's like I'm still I'm at the lowest I've ever been there's a non-alcoholic beer everyone by the way or is it man fucking party on I was just the whoa that's what I kept saying just even though it was like the third day I woke up in the morning screaming that he loves the down underbar come and then slam these jug on the ground after he scalded yeah we ran a mock man when we woke up in the morning I went to go to see my mom for Mother's Day and I was and I tried to talk to Michael and he was like in this weird like uncontrollable loop of and I was like fucking I thought he I thought he'd come out of it and even when I said goodbye he just didn't break and just kept going and then suddenly he's just eating burgerings on the couch going I love you like a brother something broken you I don't know what it is fucking full tick then that's my tick of the day then we rock up this morning like everyone's feeling so dusty and the place looks like a bomb has just fucking hit it and then we just call the cleaner and just fucking here we are I can't man what a beautiful beautiful couple of days oh boys wasn't it and heart was like pretty bad on Sunday like like beating very aggressively but like now I'm alright again so I think that break of alcohol it definitely helps and I'll be continuing that after my wedding because it may this weekend it's my birthday but I'm not doing shit it's gonna be lying down in bed that's what I want my birthday I could lie down in bed for three months straight I reckon if someone gave me that option I would do that yeah I could see we should do that's pretty good video how long can you stay in bed it's not really good watching just watching to content story every day look we're still in bed man like you're not you have to piss and shit in the bed as well I came in that would be fun you cannot leave the bed for anything you guys together last week we had one of the podcast fans his name is Prattie when did a special little we spoke about this in previous podcast oh no we went to talk about it I say we'll cut it we'll do it yeah so one of our podcast fans went to Thailand to get a tattoo and he got a fucking huge portrait of the brown yeah I'm Connor I'll send you some pictures of you can put it up on the screen now and this is back this is back where when we had the who's the better brown segment and all he wanted in return is a part of the who's a better brown just really wanted to be a part we're not gonna where we've cut that segment and we're not we've like we're ghosting him now like oh we are not no it's just joking we will get him on the podcast and he will have a shot at who's a better brown we're gonna bring that segment back for one round just because he went out of his way and got a fucking tattoo and it was no small tattoo like he got a meter's long yeah and I showed it's a picture of my face and I'm wearing a hat and anyway he's put concrete and caviar in the brim of that once again you can see the picture there but I told I showed it to people it should post it on the fully actual podcast I will that's a good idea yeah because that now when we're talking about a people can go to the Instagram and go to Instagram and see it I showed people at wholesome the tattoo of me I said oh this guy is a fan of the podcast he went and got my face tattooed on him and they were quite disturbed like why would he do that I said I don't know like he just you know he's a like he likes the podcast and he and they're like what's called they all go what's concrete and caviar oh it's a he came up with it big legend I had a lot of chats with him afterwards and he was telling me about his trip in Thailand it was good times would you fuck him you thought about it would you kiss him for 10 seconds with tongue if he wanted it yeah maybe actually don't say it cuz you know we could organize it yeah it's true about it yeah five seconds to answer we're gonna go to Thailand together he's moving in I'd love to see that if we flew him up just for him to I'd do that oh dude I'd love to watch it too if you listen to if you would make out with Matt for 10 seconds we'll fly you to Brisbane to be on the podcast if you want to do this no I don't know I would like to have him up here though I would like to have him up here oh well sorry we got to get some good content out of it and I think a kiss would be perfect no yeah I'm so excited that we have another box at the end of the year now I love boxes now they're my favorite types of parties after after that Friday and Saturday do you reckon you enjoy being the box or organizing well yeah organizing obviously would be the shit part but being there is would be is worth it they've only have been a box like a randomly every now and then because now but now we're at that age when we're gonna start getting married except for Matt and so there'll be a lots of boxes going around except for Matt's we'll have like a fake box for you or something yeah every year James isn't getting married and Luke isn't getting married yeah but it's like it's looking good yeah it is sorry drink and show me I'll ever get married I'm drinking any of you bought from you obviously all right fucking let's move on to the fucking sponsors you dumb pigs and guess what I know the razor it's gone I used to shave my other leg during the band it wasn't here when I cleaned either so maybe someone's taken it during the box they stole it man they wouldn't have stole they would have just put it somewhere they fucking stole from us come you want to grab a couple of those dad bro no they don't get they don't get 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see how good your German instincts are it's so like easy on the easy there's no way sounds like I always like kind of like rolls off the tongue I'm gonna go no yeah I agree with you Michael you're both wrong that is a very common German sentence is it very common what does it mean it means ambulances are dangerous okay I don't need Germany that's like that there oh hang on you're saying krankenwagen krankenwagen yeah if I reckon if I if you said that a bit more clearly I would have got that yeah fuck all right I say it as clearly as any other German gun do you know what that literally translates to is sick wagon crank is sick and wagon is wagon what what's hospital it's krankenhaus hospital is krankenhaus no I got I've forgotten what hospital is sorry anyway let's move along yeah I have to go know as well and that means you're both wrong all right that is German that word is that sentence is very German fuck it means suck on the necks of the dead good what he said halts in there sauge amhalts der Toten keep your fucking eyes open can't I'm picking up the words though at least at the end I'm learning you're both on zero sentence number three my hand to cut crepes my hand to God are you give me a headache man my language is the first words I was taught as a child and you're saying that it's hard to hear oh fuck I reckon fuck you trying to mind fuck me but I'm gonna go it is German no it's not German it is German that it means my towel has cancer another very common thing your first word yeah one of the first things you learn yeah of course towels have cancer in Germany yeah just ever since you know the wall came down all right sentence number four it's one nil to call it stumpte wechsel einheit stumpte wechsel einheit einheit stumpte wechsel wechsel einheit it's not German it's isn't German you are both correct to want to Michael final sentence how's everyone going at home how are you going have you got them how many out of four correct live command in in the comment section on how you've done how you go after this last one turn it up turn it up everybody last one matzion von gerade wegläst oh fuck off matzion von gerade wegläst again matzion von gerade wegläst it is German again it's one more time please matzion von gerade wegläst oh it is German oh so you're in a good spot here because you can just say it is there I win and I have to go no yes correct brown you all right it's not German it is not German I can't not German at all oh my god I was gonna say it's German that sounds nothing like let me go for it's so well yeah that's what you say every day the but that's nowhere near German that's just made up sounds come and I'm offended that you guys think that's German that is nowhere near what my language sounds I was gonna say yes so what I just that sounds I just made is the sounds the gurgling sounds of a dying person nothing like the my motherland language to all finale time you have to pick a number between 60 and 70 all right let me get to go first I know I yeah I say the number and then you guys get to pick pick okay between 60 and 70 yeah number is 9 and 60 here goes first paper says wrong 69 yes he's got it Matthew wins Matthew wins Matthew wins it's raining no that is so good because I did not want to get pinched we're doing it where's the pinched I don't know yet I want to have a little play with you oh just do it just a little play yeah I fell dude watching it all right guys let's move on to the greatest most important segment of our time and this is a segment where Matt and Michael go head-to-head for the glory of the mince bottle right here right now the score stands at 9 to 4 matter slowly caught back up right now and today here the competition is who's better at giving speeches shit all right there are six topics you could potentially have okay some of them you know a lot about some of them you know a lot about some of them you both don't know shit about we're gonna make up yes for one minute you have to make a speech up okay 60 seconds and we will judge which one is the best all right so you have to give me a number between one and six and then I will tell you your topic so I've numbered these subs these subjects this is gonna be hard because you haven't got time to prepare your speech that's exactly right yeah just shine can sit in on this and you can be a judge with me please put his fucking make up there's gonna be six options that we can pick out to do our speech on I bloody hope well worth fucking wine's golf mate paper scissors rock to see who goes first hope mine's golf I didn't even know that much about golf all right see his paper rock see who picks first man scissors paper oh sorry sorry paper rock scissors paper rock well first mate fuck yeah all right Matt Brown what is your number between one and six six number six the life cycle of a caterpillar oh wow that's brilliant that's the life cycle of a caterpillar all right I can't give you any time to prepare so your time starts in three two one go Matt you have the floor the life cycle of a caterpillar why don't you know our caterpillar make something my mad come on 15 14 seconds gone already this is shit Matt don't you're doing this thing you capitulating stop the time for a sec Matt hey hey snap out of it yes you can just make something up make something up what do they eat what do they turn into okay how do they how do they start come on you know you can do this you're one-third into your fucking speech you've said nothing but the life of a mate you might not speaking thank you I'm doing a speech well you know it's poor I'm trying to do a speech you're back you're going to a speech you're backing in three two one go life cycle of a caterpillar you said that mate can you tell him not to speak during my speech that's a that's a four second penalty must respect four seconds it's fucking halfway through your time and you've said the life of a caterpillar trying to get into a real shh all right here we go come on Matt life cycle caterpillar butterflies butterflies come on he's a story needed something to wind it up there yeah born screaming into the world a caterpillar falls onto a empty leaf it unfolds and starts chewing away at the leaf and it shits that little black stuff out every now and then and then it dies I guess once it's eaten by a hawk time all you're saying just let me be you can't you can't attack me no no I'm just you can't attack me wait till it's your go this fucking caterpillar and you're saying every caterpillar gets eaten by a hawk that's incorrect I'm putting my hand up and saying that that's incorrect and then butterfly I didn't know he thinks they're two separate animals I didn't think that I just I just thought he'd die all right look yeah Matt I'm gonna have to give that up I didn't realize I had to make it a good I had to know exactly what it was no no but you said make something up yeah that's better than nothing yeah yeah Connor can you just cut the people that I can wait do we have to keep it I saw the waste of time what are you laughing at well what judge it out of ten no no we'll do the judging at the end but just shine put score something in your head out of ten for Matt's speech then I've got my own number as well yeah all right Michael your topic your number between one and five three okay your topic is on giving birth yeah that's so easy all right your time starts now good evening ladies and gentlemen my name is Michael book house and I will be talking to you about how to give birth and what what it is today okay so basically back in the old days there only females could give birth but now in these new times somehow men can give birth anything can give birth if you decide that you want to give birth you can give birth also there's different ways on how to get birth into you how to get birth yeah how to get how to get birth you can have induced labor you can have forced labor and you can have water labor Matthew is giving birth 15 seconds left Matthew had water labor because he is part fish the end I'm so glad you were here to listen to my speech on progressive birth I did nothing to do with time I was good man exactly a minute I finished cuz normally people like you have to stop on the yeah fuck I'm alright score out of ten just starting with my no we'll start we'll start with Matt alright so I gave Matt a three out of ten yeah I was gonna say the same a three just it lacked any form of it's just a lot of knowledge yeah and a lot of that first half of it just really kind of fucked you yeah yeah you give me kind of piss me off well you kind of pick the number yourself so it's not my fault there was concrete as a topic so all right so Matt's overall score is six now I gave Michael a five out of ten because he did speak well but what he said had no just made nothing this least half of mine was correct why would you give that a five I'm just going the times I spoke well as well it just is just mine wasn't that good I'm just going you made you didn't even speak about the book you spoke about labor the labor is not the birth labor is like a new back me up here you've had a child yep labor is the part where you're like it's coming it's not the actual but that's what you spoke about you didn't even talk about the bus splitting and the thing that pops and then the hymen what pops no the hymen pops when you squirrely you know all about that I feel I got fucked over again in this competition you didn't acknowledge a butterfly though I ran out of time so I went with no you didn't get there I didn't try get there I didn't have a conclusion I had a I didn't get structure I'd structure in mind I don't know what he said was live alive a labor and look we can go around in circles here all day at the end of the day judges just show what do you give Michael I give Michael a six yeah I get five eleven to six it was a it was nearly double just score okay and you guys chosen numbers you got to pick first it's no one else's fault well done Michael ten four extends the lead it is now ten four that's horrible I'm over W that's crazy I'm double digits now all right we're gonna have a big old bong break and we're gonna come back and we're gonna interview the fuck out of just shankan bong break and we're back with the oldest second oldest second brother of the entire Prasad family there's four of them he's is the second one and here he is on our couch you know him from the show me videos it's just Sean Prasad thanks boys I'm a bit nervous to sit here actually yeah say that it's a little nerve-racking and I get it the last time I was in this room it I'm glad I'm over here I'd hate it's there though that thing that just shan he's pointing right now to the mats bottle of mints and during the box some wild shit happened in here and Michael nearly got convinced to scarlet and he had it to his lips I think a bit splashed on your lips yeah it was fucking like I remember that he little Michael was trying to convince me to open up my little bit in you're considering my future father-in-law was standing filming it does laughing oh good okay man sometimes I worry you know the smell of it yeah so we open it up and Austin really struggled with that smell and I just saw his mouth fill up and then he ran out the room all around here there's like 20 people in here he was standing about here's mouth just goes oh someone's confident here but no he managed to squeeze it through his way through the crowd it would have been amazing if he just exploded in vomit he's got a week's time ago once he needs to go you've got seconds before man yeah so so what are you doing with yourself these days to shine if we've seen you all have a social media you and you and Cass have started a page which I see all the time that's gone pretty bloody well yeah so what do you do what's like a week in the life of to shine like at the moment a week in the life well we got the a little girl as well she's two years old yeah that's right that takes up three years old I thought she was only just born that's how fast time goes do you love it for the most part yeah I love it a bit she's she's unreal is it what they say it is like you know a bit like a fucking okay we'll have a kid and then you have a kid that's like really really good better than you expect yeah is it if you think it's gonna be shit it is shit no it is I don't know who they are that says that but it is that like beforehand I was just like I used to watch other kids I'm like am I really gonna be able to and even when she was pregnant like it was still like I'm scared what if it doesn't love me what if I don't love it but as but yeah then then you have the actual terrible to that's good that's reassuring it's like does she does funny like but like psychotic things yeah she's she's a she's ahead of her day like she's so smart and she's getting to the point where she's really trying to test us and just like she knows when something's wrong but she'll she'll test it and then just see our reaction and just throw the tantrum anyway just because even if she knows she's not a proper presage yeah so what else you know what else are your dad now what the what else is going on yeah dad laughing it and then still still go to shams help him out a few days a week yeah filming and editing his stuff and yeah and then we do our own content and that's pretty much it so you're primarily you your own content creator now yeah and where would people see you shit is amazing mostly on Facebook mainly on Facebook yeah and everything gets uploaded to YouTube as well so what's your what's your page on Facebook it's just my name just Josh and yeah okay Josh so Josh is not how you say your name yeah let us astray and also we used to say shami as well and it's shami and oh fuck and I used to call Jaden fuck and that's wrong too yeah well I call Kailash Kailash it's Kailash yeah it's Kailash oh my god we've been saying I sort of noticed when people get my name right like I'd say most people say my name wrong my wife says my name wrong yeah she says it wrong okay well maybe fuck yeah maybe you're fucking wrong maybe it is everyone else is saying it right maybe it's me you can be Josh from now on just Josh was saying just like separating the oh yeah when when the fuck do you ever separate an SH separately yeah that is weird you started as a wedding photography is that right yeah yeah that was your career before yeah so photography started in skating photography and that turned into wedding photography and then that sort of flowed into social media so yeah yeah so my weddings in two weeks and Josh is doing that Josh Josh is doing that for us and you're doing my are you doing Michaels as well I think I'm is I think your weddings the test I haven't been asked yet so I presumed he's just seeing how I will I went off like you don't do it really anymore hey it's just I'm gonna vibe like you you're doing a favor and it's like you know you're you don't really I do I do it sort of word of mouth now and if it's like mate if it's a wedding I want to do and it's like I don't put myself out there I don't market it I do still get word of mouth from previous clients and if it's a wedding that excites me then I'll take it on but for mates for you it wasn't it was a no guessing about thank you I think it's a good choice because you find that when you have a wedding photographer that you don't know everyone sort of stands and you know but like try and make it very candid well when you're there you'll probably know everyone so you make everyone laugh and be themselves a bit more yeah yeah and especially the new hair Matthew Brown you studied photography did you she got top of his class are you going to the wedding but yeah I think so yeah yeah so he's going to be one of the ushers like the performer so what's it like being a person growing up with three brothers like that like obviously they are how they are now was like growing up with them I don't know it's pretty normal yeah were they like troublemakers at school yeah and no I feel like we had a pretty normal I feel like we were a lot closer than a lot of other brothers actually I feel like we got a lot closer especially as we got older yeah in my older brother was probably the more like typical loose camp yeah bad just like bad I wanted to do everything wrong and then I was a pretty good kid I I've always been a bit more mature than the rest of the boy Sean was always the little shit he was like the he was you know the get the underage ID kind of guy and JJ was the mum mummer's boy he's always been my yeah I can see him he's still called mum he still calls mum mummy oh mummy and and what's fucking what was he like was he was he like the popular hot kid at school or was he just like why the fuck did he end up so annoying that's fucking hell he's a good looking bloke you're not supposed to say your siblings are hot are you did they what was the most embarrassing thing you've seen him do yeah yeah give us any like a childhood story childhood story oh here we go was charm the charm was like he was a lick a brick liquor he used to just have a fetish with like how long do we talk in here like 15 16 oh from 5 to 15 yeah off to 15 really I'd say to 15 maybe not but I'd say like privately he'd like bricks he just like a brick house he would love it you know how people like get the texture book and like what I want to smell a new book or leather and they just want to smell it Sean would see a brick house and be like oh I needed to lick that and taste today like he just loved the taste of it it was weird holy shit it's like people that eat like dry wall or like strange addictions they've just like that's their thing do people eat dry wall yeah some person on some show yeah some no they don't actually just wow there you go that's fucking crazy we used to just get him bricks for his first day he was the happiest guy ever yeah this is like in bricks or whatever he did trade before he got into video yeah he was like a landscape that's probably why he went into fucking yeah oh yeah yeah yeah just licking him before he fucking breaks him in the house yeah and what about Jay and what were any embarrassing shit from him surely he did some fucked shit as a kid fucking me so I had a story before I've caught completely blank which one was it all right there was this one time he would have been real young I'd say oh under 10 at this stage and there's an eight year difference between me and him so decent decent difference there but one day he was just real shitty he must have got in trouble or something and he was just like walking around the house you know what shitty JJ looks like just like just angry just anyway yeah he was just storming around the house and he was heading towards the back door which is where our rubbish bin was and I was I was legit just going to the rubbish bin and I think I must have like stirred him up a bit earlier as well so he was already pissed off at me as well but I'm behind him going to the rubbish bin he just presumed that I was following him to piss him off so he just turns around straight clobbers me in the mouth by lip holy fuck 10 year old and you're 18 no no so JJ would have been younger he would have been like maybe seven or eight or something and I was like early teens I guess yeah and yeah he's just like busted my lip and then I've just like pushed him into the door but as I've pushed him into the door my older brother just happens to be walking past and that's the only thing he sees me pushing my little brother into the door so then he runs in starts laying into me JJ's arm is just in the background licking walls so yeah I just got beat the fuck out of him for going to put something in the bin and yeah so oh my god that's Jadie's a feisty little boy yeah he loves fights though does he really did you guys ever get into any brawls and shit Kailash wanted to start a fight every week basically really yeah he was he was so funny because no one you guys don't have an bendering with you guys like he seems like very like calm now you know obviously oh I get a good oh he broke his he broke his hand or wrist or something punching me in the face once oh my god and he punched a wall on a bender once and broke his hand yeah he's had a few broken hands needs to fix his technique he's punching but um what happened we were at my auntie's house and we were fighting over who was sleeping on the couch I was a comfy couch there and everyone always wanted that couch to sleep on so I must I must have just got my cushion early and got in on there and um and he wasn't happy about it and he he came in and ended up trying to swing at me I've just I've just turned myself in a way where it turned out to be defensive he just landed it and he fully broke his hand on wherever I'm pretty sure I was like on my head somewhere oh my god so you guys fully used to punch each other in the face not crazy but yeah like like a JJ JJ and Kailash yeah but no more no more than other brothers like I feel like all brothers do it wasn't like I feel like it was a normal brotherly and you guys all get along now so yeah I'd say us as siblings are closer than a lot of siblings out there yeah and yeah I don't know you just watch other people sometimes and they always say oh um yeah I haven't spoken to my brother or sister in this many years it's like really wow like we actually have it's pretty cool we have a mad bond us yeah and you guys all like work together and yeah yeah and we see we see each other literally every few days um us boys so yeah no it's cool yeah it's a good bond us boys and jay played soccer show me what what sport did you play in right yes show me skating what was the G playing sport we all played soccer young and but yeah JJ sort of just got really good at it yeah right so he was the he was the freak well Kailash turned 18 and he just well he probably turned 14 and went straight to partying me I think I stopped playing when I got into skating skating sort of took over everything for us boys so we all you skated to yeah that's right I remember the other vlog you broke your fucking leg or something yeah my knee break your foot or knee that's right my knee just busted like everything in my yeah that was crazy and then and then so yeah so you could do so show me it was a labor what were you doing like straight out of high school uh what was I doing I think I was just floating around random jobs at that stage I moved I moved to Sydney for a while and it was like screen printing in yeah I don't know you're just at the stage working any old job worked in a restaurant for a bit did some screen printing for a bit um did some landscaping for a bit with charm I think like two weeks and then it was Christmas holidays and then I just didn't get a shift after the holidays came back so yeah obviously didn't make a good good trading yeah good trading and then what did you and then show me was like oh fucking I'm going to start filming myself fucking with my mates like what how did that all unfold and what did you think of it what I think um yeah I think it started when it was his birthday and we we got him a video camera for his birthday when how old was he oh it it it might have been I don't know maybe it was like 17 18 yeah I don't know sort of later because this is still in like the big camp bones and shit back then it was like the big camp quarter days and we get we got him a um a video camera for his birthday and then I think that's probably what sparked it for him he could um have his own his own one where he could do his own stuff because we used to have like a family video camera where it would take but he he wanted his own just to go do stupid shit and would take it for the day and yeah it sort of just started him making stupid videos I think and yeah one of them happened to just take off on his personal profile and then he turned it into a page and yeah and then boom yeah he went so I remember early on when we first saw some show me videos I think even before Jackson it was his with that he was doing videos with that girl right is that was that the first ones that he was doing or was he doing a different kind before then uh he did have some videos before that um but yeah one he's I think when he um started getting a little bit of traction then I think she became a part of it and stuff and then um then it was on to Jackson and then yeah it's sort of just now all the boys fucking hell yeah that's gone crazy hey so when did you start when did you get into this real late like we always like I remember even just filming shit in high school same thing with cameras like with with henry and stuff but like never learning how to edit or anything but some really weird old sketches and shit that we thought were hilarious but then didn't touch anything until like fucking 25 when um just a couple of mates started like a production company and wanted us to make some content for him so we just went out and started filming ourselves fucking with people and just loved it and then fucking yeah branched off on our own and here we are and she just got weird 2018 yeah is when we started Michael 2018 yeah the beginning of 2018 we started that page yeah but we're filming five years ago but we're filming no we're filming for like four years before yeah yeah yeah but like and getting nowhere just fucking hurting ourselves and doing a little time videos just became more and more desperate than the the poorer we got and now you're saving fucking bottles of cum exactly it's getting dark just keeps getting worse what's happening with that thing how what's the end so well Matt there's a segment called Matt vs Michael and whoever wins that segment the most by the end of the season it's keep that bottle of mints and do with it whatever they will oh so and i'm pretty sure yeah there's going to be maybe a mince shower at the finale i don't know we'll see what happens and then here's Matt this is where um people are sending in their pubic hair i'm not into this bit and you've got hair now so you don't need to worry about this yeah what he's thinking about yeah gluing it all to um Matt's skull and giving him a brand new hair as well you should can you like do it like the actual hair transplant but take that into the place and oh actually hair transplant so the pubic hair into your head and you'd end up with imagine like dude imagine letting it grow because some of it's like leg hair some of its head hair some of its pubic hair it would be this beautiful like fucked up garden of hair dude no please come on Matt we'll just consider it i'll think about it thank you how long did the hair transport take to happen transport transport we didn't know they do it in the day a day or two i did awesome because Austin that we saw Austin on saturday as well his hair starting to look really good now it seems like it took ages to grow to that though right is that yeah i think it's a process of like working its way in yeah because i think now it just looks like he's got normal fucking hair it's unbelievable yeah i think it's been like six months do they do they cut a strip from the back of your head and bring it to the front is that how they do they basically it's like a little drill kind of thing and they like basically just cut out a circle with skin still attached and then they put a hole in the back of your head and put that whole piece jesus christ that sounds are you asleep no they give you like valium yeah some sort of painkillers but yeah well so they literally cut from here and put into here yeah and then this bit still grows again the bit they cut from would you get one melt i don't know i've i've really thought about it i even looked it up once but i just don't know would you get a partial one no a little ask me that a tennis ball shaped i used to under say that oh i'm definitely gone showed you shine what happens if you grow your hair does it still come out or is it just like gone gone yeah mine mine's just patchy it's real thin yeah mine's quite thin now yeah if i let it grow out it's like real thick at the back and then it just like slowly grow it if i grew it out it would be like a patchy version of this like thick at the back proper mullet and then just shitty at the back i really want matt to do it because yeah he's gonna be the same it'd be fairly anything all around the back but then yeah the very front it's so i can't believe some old men grow do do that they just grow that thick strip at the back and then i'm all on top like how does that look fucking mr burn style i swear a lot of serial killers seem to do that yeah anyway sorry sorry so what's the plan with it all just show what are you justin sorry yeah that's a weird that actually feels weird hearing it like that what do you want to like like what do you want to do do you want to continue down the social media path do you want to fucking you know how start your own line of perfumes maybe perfumes could be nice yeah we've thought about that start saving start dripping sweat into a bottle and we're gonna do this pissing cum call it um yeah no i don't know though i feel like for a while yeah um just doing social media and sort of just trying to build a good audience behind that and then yeah i'd like to start some more businesses again one day off the back of that and be able to create something a bit more passive yeah um that can continue going and yeah a lot of investing one of the invest into some property and just other investments and stuff yeah you guys are also entrepreneurial the all the prosides i think it's like like jaden's doing his the started the food shit now that's gone really well eh yeah so that's just yeah it's only a couple of a month six weeks old and yeah it's sort of growing very quick which is good so the macro took a hold back and then now fork and easy taken over yeah well macro is pretty much local only so it's very hard to um because it's fresh food and it's very hard to get that too far away so that's literally just sunny coast sunny coast to gold coast basically yeah and um but fork and easy is able to be expanded astralia wide so yeah okay yeah yeah it's pretty much down the whole east coast at the moment i think most places so yeah it's uh yeah it's a it's a big i'm proud of JJ he's a big big leap for him and he it's a yeah how old is JJ now he's only like fucking 18 19 or some shit yeah yeah 20 i think he's 20 later this month yeah okay yeah i still remember he's 21st like it was yesterday yeah where was he's 21st is that some apartment in the city and we got fucking written that's right yeah Jesus oh yeah that was early on still there was a lot of destruction that night too yeah i remember cam yeah everything got broken and yeah yeah man we've had some loose nights like the fucking bucks on the weekend man that was fun you guys yeah man that was so uh it's such patchy memories i just have little little bits and pieces but i'm glad the house survived yeah like i think we sort of based all the hate onto my car yeah well we sort of arrived mid uh mid destroying your car we get out of the car and we just hear the fuck are we walking into right now i'm glad i parked my car further back austin i think within the hour had shit on it yeah it was awesome yeah he showed us a video of him doing it oh man i filmed that video oh fuck yeah well i guess you drove home so you would have had a level head about it but no you had heaps of caps he dropped drugs but yeah did you enjoy yourself it was good i was sober the entire time yeah well i didn't tell anyone but the beers i was drinking there was zero i think you know i'm like i'm gonna tell anyone i'm just gonna rock up pretend i'm blind it's probably the easiest thing to do i i'll walk in cracked a beer over like hey boy like a little pinky cover in the zero label i literally found those bills like who was drinking zero i'll try to figure it out i was like somebody was i nailed it yeah i got through the whole night and everyone thought and then it was time like oh are you right to drive i'm like yeah i haven't been drinking for a little bit now so i should be sweet but no no i'm staying off the drinks for a little bit at the moment oh yeah trying to be good yeah yeah i just recently came off a hundred days of nothing hundred days how do you fall yeah yeah very good very um sleep improved and just the money you save as well yeah and yeah many many benefits so after this month because i'm next this weekend's birthday but i'm not gonna touch nothing and then the weekend after is the wedding which obviously will be a big fucking party again and then i'm just going to go off it again yeah just see what happens just try and stay off it as much as possible it's not worth it yeah like it would be like this now for fucking three days like our content will be shared like death it wasn't so painful i'd fucking do it yeah or just yeah it's hard to do just kill yourself cleanly with painlessly it is fucking like you said the other day life's too long sometimes it goes for ages so ever since i can remember it's just been like yeah stop but this is so dark oh man i tell you what fucking dad eh has michael worn that in front of you before do you have any memories of him because i have a memory of having to drive to the gold coast yeah i feel like i've seen it before to shamies and pick him and he came out in that oh that used to be at shamies you stole nothing from me i stole it that's right i remember this thing now what was that used for originally i kind of remember i only pissed in it yeah i pissed in it that's why i had to get it so i had no like clothes to get home when matt picked me up i think so i came out and i just found this and took it it's one of those typical mornings at sham's old players waking up looking out the window and just seeing michael doing like the walk of shame with his mattress and it's like fuck he's done it again and kayla's that one morning is he woke up next to him piss next to him and he just wakes up he's like fuck this cunt sweats a lot no idea he just pissed all over me oh no man those fucking parties at shamies those new years eve ones guy they're all funny i miss that house that was a lot that that house yeah it wouldn't miss feel like it would be a pre new years and then a post new years so it'd go for like four days yeah and then the straight a one usually as well not long after but yeah man those new years eve benders were so fun people walking around with fistfuls of empty he's like you have this oh man yeah a while that morning i woke up and i couldn't piss because i had too much it's literally needs to piss so badly but i couldn't that nerve was just too fried i couldn't relax i still have a memory of like one of the new years parties at shamies and you are just that day because we had a pre party so as people are trying to start to rock up you've slowly ripped all your clothes off and you've cut your undies so it's just sort of your balls would pop out your dick would pop out every now and then every step i took a ball and hang out and then they'd disappear with my neck set ball out disappear ball out disappear and just remember being so fucking just seen like all these like people who'd never met because we'd only just come onto the scene all these people who didn't know who we were just kind of looking over at me so disgusted they just thought we were skulls such as scum cunts we are we are you're pissing all through the house during the box that all pay the rent yeah i just remember having this vision of like at the front door and it was just me there and i was hoping someone would just walk past to like so it's like i'm trying to hide it and luke walks past as i'm like mid piss at the front door and i was like this is too good to just not just to start you there i had to keep doing it and every five minutes i needed a piece and why don't you just piss someone in here if we fucking such a pisser all the door entry all the entries i saw you get up on my ass where he's gonna start pissing outside and he just stopped at the back door and pissed at the back door and i was like why it's funnier if you like you could just take one more step and it would be outside but like that's why i liked about it you wouldn't recognize this house from the other day i walked in today i was like there's furniture here and shit as well it was just yeah it's completely different now we got a cleaner in immediately today so when we rocked out and but yeah it was it was a rough fucking morning that next morning still rough man yeah even though i had a good like eight hours sleep i'm still just like i could have slept all day today i have no more dopamine yeah it's all gone it's like i don't think it's ever gonna come back it's what you do is you borrow the happiness from the future and now you have to be depressed until it's back to balancing yeah yeah gotcha yeah so anyway it's fucking right shame right now fucking joking yeah i don't know if the acid helps yeah i stayed away from that i don't think that i don't think that i always have a come down on acid too pardon i always have a come down on an acid too oh all right well fuck dude if you had to um i always have a come down on acid too yeah really no i've never done acid wow tell me do you ever do it with us what was that do you ever do it with us maybe yeah should we do it now we should and we could like vlog it like just set a camera up although you get really like well what is this like okay yeah and then usually i love mushrooms so yeah oh you've done mushrooms that's similar yeah acid's just very lot more visual yeah okay everything's just like yeah just looked up at the sky and it just looked like they were shooting stars everywhere i like doing mushrooms while like not drinking or anything though i like i like doing it in a non party environment as soon as i did acid and acid kicked in i stopped drinking and stopped doing everything else and just started drinking water you think that would have helped with the fucking come down hey yeah well i think it did i was had zero like hangover on sunday it was just depression and tiredness so but no hangover like usually i'm like real sick and headache and just fucking vomiting blood and like shit and stuff out and just like screaming and like real pale and shit and my eyes are all fucking fluttering and she can't stand it yeah yeah but no it wasn't too bad but anyway joshun all right last question fuck mary kill oh wow i know he's me matt and michael oh what about no let's go k-lash joshun i'll do you three i'd feel very weird doing it to my brother i definitely fuck jay it's bad because i'd have to say that yeah yeah oh all right fuck mary and kill quite nervous yeah matt's avoiding eye contact i'll start with kill i think i'm killing michael because like it's too much yeah see if i fuck or marry like regardless i'm gonna have to fuck you and i just don't want to fuck you yeah some dirtiness yeah just yeah i couldn't it's so funny all the boys have seen michael that he's sickest so it's always hard to forget some of the things that he's done and uh maybe maybe fuck martin mary mary marty he'd just be nice guy to settle down with you know i feel like we'd be good yeah we'd make it good you guys should yeah okay we should settle down okay should we settle down yeah yeah yeah shoot me a text after we're gonna be my wedding so when the priest says um um does anyone want to like what do they say again they're like um they don't actually say it but in the movies they say speak now in front of hold your peace you stand up with the camera you say no we belong together i've seen too much i've seen too much man imagine just feel like as a prank video and you post it on your page ruining marty's wedding it's a great title i will think about it is a great title oh man think about it think about it i forgot to charge my camera or just takes terrible photos yeah yeah just all selfies they're all selfies everything's blue yeah oh well thank you very much for coming on buddy and next weekend i'll be seeing you yeah we'll see you in a week and we'll do it all again next weekend well not this saturday yeah yeah but like as people are hearing this it's in six days of people hearing this yeah wow that's fucking crazy why are you getting married yet have you no have you written your vows yeah no are you writing your own vows yeah have you tried your suit on are you not meant to write your own vows oh yeah a lot of people do it's not long though right it's not like it's like a four minute speech you know it's like literally like six words and you're married yeah all you actually have to do in a whole wedding but we just like dragging on forever and yeah it's love them here's too much fuck off we do come all righty all right dude well thanks for coming on good luck with all your content and if you want to watch joshane's shit joshane on youtube on instagram on facebook on tiktok he feels good and um yeah thank you very much for coming on brother we should thank you boys we're gonna have a quick bong break guys and we'll be right back shit big big shits in the garden and we're back all right it's time for matt's t-t-t-tinder adventures adventures adventures do we have them hit it matt oh i don't know which one the tinder one is hit it matt others t-i-n-d-o we have matt's tinder ha ha ha Matthew brown is lost control now these women will lose their souls all right this is a continuation from a um from a conversation from you explain what the tinder segment is for anyone who's new watching right right right right so we've taken over matt's tinder okay so this is a tinder where it looks like matt's brown are you fucking right sorry so rude well we've taken over matt's tinder we use his image all of his pictures and we speak to these women they think that they're talking to matt brown but really it's us so fuck yeah we're gonna find him a partner and we've been sending him chicks left right and center i told you about the one who sent a message you're like 130 am who wanted to come over and if we had our phones on us we would have seen that and you could have had sex with her if you wanted to i probably would have said 130 am yep that's you know what that means wow yeah exactly you're meant to be finding me love yeah that's how it starts it all starts with a stab up it can't and it escalates from there you fucking can't all right here we go and now this conversation i forget where it led to um so i'm just gonna start midpoint through this conversation and hopefully it's sort of like you guys catch up to speed so matt's talking to this girl um and he's just said to her um he's asked her if she can cook and she says no i can't what can you learn i love snacks while i game i like when someone cooks for me instead oh fuck how rude of me yeah of course i would cook for you my sweet sweet d as long as i can lay my eggs in you i'd do anything what do you mean by lay your eggs in me i have little love balls that have been handed down through my family generation to generation it's customary for all browns to lay their love eggs into their partners don't worry it's nothing weird well it sounds weird to me yeah i can get hell it would sound weird but it's actually beautiful not to me i can't work with it sorry i'm not gonna give up on us d i feel like if something is worth it you have to fight for it what do i need to do to lower your walls you can trust me babe it's me how can i trust you when the first thing you told me was depositing some whatever eggs in me you caught you calling sperms eggs lol you thought i was so naive anyway i don't trust people easily you have to earn my trust oh my fucking god babe lol no no no no oh my god no i did not mean my sperm oh my god d no wonder you've been so standoffish with me babe oh stop saying babe i'm from a part of the world called quelch it's a cultural thing we literally have eggs that we present to potential partners and if they accepted accept that that's a sign that we are committed to seeing each other laying my eggs is just how we say it i'm so sorry i should have explained myself a bit more i have never heard of that how comes i can't find like that on the internet you just have to know what to find it there's even a book about it it's over an 80 year old tradition the eggs are made of out of crystallized skin and have cool patterns on them have you told any of your friends about us why should i tell them about us i don't even know you everything you're telling me strange and sounds weird or maybe we should change the subject and start taking talking about you tell me a secret no you tell me about yourself including your secrets okay wow um you've really put me on the spot here i don't know once i saw my parents having sex and just kind of hidden kept watching it was kind of beautiful to see them express love for each other oh and once i drank a whole bottle of window cleaner your turn and then she unmatched she made it quite a fair way through but yeah she's stuck around for a lot she put her with a lot all right next conversation oh a cheeky little fucking thing aren't you and she's and she sends back a smiley face oh and then and then that goes on with the yeah fucking you and you're a little rascal and you play by your own fucking little rules have you been to jail and then she hasn't replied to that oh that's horrible that is raw this is this is another one matt starts the conversation i want you to deal with my insecurities she'll play sure thing move out with me easy can i have a cat as long as i can have sex with it sometimes i'm matched oh that's nice all right matt starts with the conversation and this chick is like um showing pictures of her on the beach so matt starts the conversation oh so you like the beach i used to go there and eat handfuls of the sand and laugh at people's reaction haha so how was your weekend hey i don't even remember matching you i just logged back on yeah i love swimming and the beach i remember swapping right on you and like fully praying that we would match then when we did i got goosebumps hey i even told my mom about you over the weekend nothing crazy but just that i'd met someone she's stoked as shit and shit oh do you know how to get rid of sore stains what i liked it up until you said you told your mom about me just don't wash the item until you get nappy sand spray and spray it on before you wash it and then it comes out oh what gave help oh what really i don't usually tell mom about girls i'm talking to only when i think there's a future she wants to meet you no pressure or anything though i told my mom to fucking relax and shit we actually had a pretty intense argument about it oh okay true i'll try that most of my work shirts have some kind of sauce staying on for my daily lunch pies i love thick meaty pies have you ever been to yalla there's a pie shop there and it makes my neck stiffen oh and then she unmatched dude i love how you go shit and shit yeah it's fucking good it's like man does just like man does right that's it's not good because one day i might eventually get my tinder back and i'm gonna be like oh these people aren't gonna match me ever again because like i remember that guy oh no they won't forget yeah they'll you'll stand out bro trust me bro it's fucking sick shit listen to this conversation and tell me that you won't benefit from this in the future here we go i've started moisturizing now it's made much of such a massive difference to my flaky scalp how are you wonderful news for you well done oh i'm pretty good now my tongue's a bit sore from paddle pops last night but other than that great thanks it's crazy how far technology has come hey i remember when i was young there wasn't as much technology and now there's like fucking shitloads of technologies can't what are your thoughts about it and shit and she unmatched shortly after that oh my god technologies can't this could be the one i have to go to court this week do you like me what why are you going to court i rip most of the feathers out of my neighbor's rooster it looks so fucking funny whoever done crazy shit like that on benders i literally always bender i'm heaps and heaps of fun and shit yeah okay crazy shit on benders is one thing being on constant benders is another level of bad shit crazy oh just like once a week usually friday to sunday and monday to friday i just smoke shitloads of weed and take any depressants you got any hobbies and shit yes of course i have hobbies haha i don't consider getting high on weed and lines a hobby though well good luck with court and getting high have fun and don't piss off the judge or bring up the plucked cock for evidence don't think it will help you what no it was like heaps funny and shit heaps of the boys were laughing when i did it like it was cool and funny the neighbor is just a stupid old man with no sense of humor oh you don't party that's kind of cool do you like read and shit or some shit no i do party of course i'm just saying it's not a hobby i cannot tell whether you're cracking jokes or not no the rooster thing is real but yeah i get how it sounds like a joke but it's it's so ridiculous haha it was 2 a.m and i snuck into the cage of my neighbor's backyard and grabbed it by the neck and like plucked most of the feathers out it looked fucking hilarious by the end i was literally on my hands and knees crying with laughter watching it flap its naked arms and shit caught me on cctvo cctv though so got any loose stories cunt sorry so i have to say this girl's name for context so her name is just cinta okay so i took this opportunity to call her a cunt and you'll see why in a second so you got any loose stories cunt cint oh my god i meant cint sure for just cinta oh my god i'm so sorry i did not even mean that i can't believe that just happened haha haha oh geez it's okay mutt so she changed your name too yeah very good intelligence i mean matt shit oh thank god you see the funny side uh yeah i sent an email once saying kind regards cinta it happens i guess so the you and the i are so close to each other well i'll let you call me mutt dog fuck with slag breast for the next two weeks and we'll call it even okay well i'm glad i'm not the first one that's done it so what do you do for work and shit i am a project program manager i manage manager project managers basically overseeing heaps of shit happening at the same time oh wow so kind of like a meerkat keeps watch for danger while the other meerkats like work and does their jobs and shit i'm in bridgeman dance but i'd be drive down to cancer have a date with you and then it gets kind of boring so just wait just wait i'm shocked she's stuck around so far dude like it just yeah it just kept going all right so and then matt goes on to say she asks if he's in she you are she asks you if you're in a boy band because of one of your pictures and matt responds with well it sounds kind of weird but do you remember screamer music like hardcore i mix that and opera together so it's like scream opera but you have to actually hear it first don't try and imagine what it would sound like yet it's heaps more beautiful in real life and then we go on to talk about your scream opera which is hilarious to me because can you imagine screaming and opera together yeah it's fucking good opera metal fusing two types of music together can be so rewarding but sometimes it doesn't work at all that's what i've been practicing my scream opera in private mostly until i know it's perfect i saw a junkie on the way to work it was so fucking sick and that's the end of the conversation so far god i like her right yeah i think she's cool too do you marry her no okay hi matt how's it going anna i want to give you something what's that face mean so she's not like a like a cringe face emoji what's that face mean it looks like the teeth grinding emoji just anxious to hear what it is you're wanting to give me i want to show you where i'm where my mother is buried we did a home burial because we're on heaps of land and she asked for it it's quite a shallow grave so i can still access her if i'm not if i'm if i'm still grieving you've got any dead got a few pets buried in her backyard but that's about it oh that's so fresh my mouth is on fire hey and that's the end of that conversation she right back no well look i started these fresh i started these combos last night because i was just so fucked from the weekend so again i apologize these needs to be more developed conversations but that is matt's attempt this week at trying to find a wife so well done that was a my attempt it was your attempt it's kind of like what you would say though i would not say any of that i think you're getting somewhere though it's getting there i really don't think i am like it's coming along i think i'm just trapped in this spiral of mania mark we're gonna find me a wife and i just can't get out well there is one way out because they absolutely destroy every chance it's better than no one trying to find you get a wife though there's one way out of this mess what's that get married come should we just have the box anyway and then we go from there maybe the box first do it now start off all right guys that's the end of the tender avengers let's fucking move right along to the queue one day everyone do we have a jingle for the queue oh no we haven't done it yet yeah we do press it we have questions from your answers your questions are all our answers and the answers from your questions from the questions and your answers these are answers for your questions and these answers for your question and the questions and your 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it's getting harder and harder to drive everybody so just to pause the video and please please help us man fucking hell first question um with all the groundbreaking science you've done over the years do you ever think you'll win a noble prize for it we have we have one on have we really i think so well look we've got to confirm it but yeah we may already have done it we just don't really remember it but yeah we've been we've been recognized like for our science work but you know it's not really our goal to get awards and all that kind of shit it's so like it's a bit in losery science a bit well and also like we think you know we're not we're not ones to put our trophies all over the walls and say oh i'm an esteemed scientist at the end of the day we just want to change the world for the better and make lives on on on earth better by doing our science and that's what we're doing can't that's it's science for the people we're not in the lab like we test tubes and all that dumb shit that doesn't do shit shit costs because you're fucking million dollars we're not fucking petri dishes for dying out loud mate we've done can't we fucking cured world hunger you dumb bitch it's so much worse with the headphones it's so clear it's crisp oh yeah sorry yeah sorry but yeah science is sort of shit and we've done that we've done the shit next question is from jose martinez what happened to the what happened when marty felonies head from the soccer tennis video can you give a bit more context of what happened to you i was so dizzy and just stunned for a while and then started getting like just pain in my neck my anxiety went through the roof and because i was wearing that heart rate monitor shit at the same time so i was just like man i'm so not in the mood to film anymore one second one second imagine if like that like see like the end a laugh of just a shit sorry i'm going to say your name wrong again jesson jesson jesson a lot of this jesson just got up and left because he's sick of that no it's warm not me i don't mind it it's warm usually if i needed the room up yeah it's hot now isn't it i think as we're wearing this as well the fucking hair too how does people have hair yeah i don't know i don't know i'm comfy and hot hot um next question is from tj van ake ake yeah i would definitely worry from um this is actually a good question because it relates to our um our interview um what does a mince puddle actually smell like after all this time just showing you can have a go at trying to describe it like we've had a go what's how do you describe that fuck you don't something dead something's yeah but like worse because you know what it is yeah psychological element as well but it doesn't take like you don't even make get the lid off yeah it's instant you twist the lid and you smell it from across the yeah there's gases that are building up in there from all the little dead bodies you can see the bottles start to expand and shit oh imagine if that just popped one day oh is that gonna blow no you see the plastics swell first well you've released the pressure of the weekends some time in it again we keep releasing the pressure sorry um next question is from jay what happened to madman brad um do you still talk to him and would you have him back on the podcast when you have him back on the podcast yeah i think yeah he's a legend where's he been for years yeah he started working for who is it trade tools he was doing content for i think he might still be doing it they hired him to do that i haven't seen him on social media but i did hear his recently back on snapchat so look him up yeah and now we would of course we're getting back on this fucking good dog good follow remember the prank he did on his mate oh and the prank was in jail yeah he said he punched a guy in traffic and he think he thought he killed him oh that's right he's the guy who's sewing yeah he said he's in jail oh yeah anyway fuck me good times though um this question is uh as an old one just having had a chance to ask it it's from AJ Spence um will we ever have the uh the host on um on the podcast i can ask well who's the host he's just this crazy cunt of orange suit always tortures michael okay that's nice but um i heard um that um james is organizing um like a little docker docker like the origins of the host on the website so we'll see how that goes and if i'm eating i can ask him so yeah we'll definitely try and get him on it's like a mythical creature you don't really want him on that you got a tail i got a fucking tail there's never a real tail though see anyway next fucking question cunt don't look at that uh next question is from dylan s uh can we send matt on speed dating yeah that would be pretty funny but if we could film it somehow it'd have to be filmed because then it would just be and then you have to wear an earpiece and marty's on the other yeah yeah we're helping you i need to know oh you're fucking throwing a you're doing all right on twindor a twindor i feel like i'm able to sit there in silence i'll be fine and then but now you've thrown this element in where you can talk to me and i've got to say what he says that's not fine that would be so fun to do to you too what i'm going speed dating i'll just talk to people but you have to say what i say i swear i haven't how long speed dating is that like 20 seconds you go a couple of minutes or something oh you get a couple of minutes that's all right next question is from garret michael's um we boys are bringing back story time benders for a segment well we kind of do don't we yeah when they happen they happen when they happen we've gone through like a lot of our good bender stories already the shitting is like all the things that have been forgotten yeah man there's been just countless fucking good bender stories such a funny shit happens the next day sort of just fade in out of that memory and that week you don't remember what last week you know you guys started the reminiscing about stories overseas ones ones and little ones because the old group of friends are there and about four times i went god this is great podcast stuff and i can't remember any of them damn it so sorry so they're out there maybe we should put our fucking skulls together and try and remember yeah another 10 because it's an easy shit it's easy shit to do yeah we've had some good we've done some wild shit man should we do another bender for your birthday yeah maybe oh man i don't think i could take that hey the key to like bendering is just don't ever stop like you just never stop that bender and there'll be never a come down that's true we shouldn't have stopped that's how junkies they view the world isn't it we shouldn't have stopped sunday and we'd be fine right now we were talking about doing about doing a podcast when we're all in the room i mean marty literally looked at me should we fire it up should we fire it up dude marty's box would you just call the podcast marty that would have gone well well we really go i started looking at like where or how am i getting the cameras going and i started really thinking about it and then it just i think someone opened the bottle and it just was over yeah true next question from jc pablo um do you guys still play toca oh yeah we kind of got too busy and then we got because we got ester every second week and like we the podcast will go like nine o'clock and then another night of the week i'd be out playing toca till like nine o'clock it wasn't really fair to mine to just be like oh i'm just fucking i'm going out to play toca you take care of ester so i started going for nightly and then i don't know just everyone just kind of got too busy but we were fucking love to start that up again hey oh and the court issues too they're always fucking sweat is disgusting yeah i'm quite sweaty oh use your own fucking and um the courts there was always someone at the courts and shit and shit sometimes we left the lights on and shit yeah we've gotten so much trouble so much trouble bro next question from pat ruiz um uh any chance for you legend doing a collab with racka racka or having them on the podcast yeah we'd love to but they're fucking they just exploded mega famous boys now like yeah that we of course we'd love to have them on and next time they're in brisbane maybe after we destroy them in squash again come on next question from the simulator guy does marco have ginger pubes i'd say like they're strawberry blonde but not full orange pretty much the same color as this they're like oh probably halfway on the way to matt's orange where he's where black goes to his orange in the center of his beard it's like in between so on the cheek of his beard that's what they are and what are what are your balls yeah what have you got brown really oh yeah brown balls are darker what about the hair color do pubes ever go gray i would assume sometimes you get like weird white ones they're all brown like when you're older they like just fully just i still i've started getting white pubes yep the only place they get red is there uh next question is from manuel a salamanga salamon depending where he comes from will you get cracker melt to create content with you for some website videos yeah that would be fun they're just very they've that it's almost like they're too good at what they do that it would be like like because our website videos we have to organize them so that's like all right we can get this video done in in this time frame in half a day and then it'll take fucking like you know however many hours to edit because sometimes a lot of times we're filming two website videos in a day if we've got the cracker melt crew because they you know they film reverse angles they use really good quality cameras and sound gear it would take a very long time to film a piece of content with them but we definitely want to be getting involved with them because look at what they do for the podcast fucking promo video in a sense they sort of do do website videos because elias films them and goob that's true yeah yeah so we do get the cracker melt boys to to work to fucking chip in connor does the podcast goob does some of our website videos elias films for us sometimes next question from lucas um uh watching matt do verse michael in the mathematics one um matt's has matt been sending out the wrong concrete amounts because these masses you get a little calculator at work hey yeah i just get a little calculator will you scream at someone to work it out for you that is one very common issue with concrete is the wrong amounts either get ordered or sent out and you have to dump it where do they put it in the oceans probably it goes to a what ocean does wholesome dump their concrete probably the atlantic that's fair that kills wales don't you know that hey no i just build a little tower out there in the sea and then they've got another headquarters i mean let's keep adding to a building a bridge from the bottom near melbourne all the way to hobart are they that's gotta be a lie no that's yeah because they i like that that was a good lie between melbourne and hobart is like some of those craziest seas in the world they reckon how do they how do they build bridges like when they put the poles into the water wouldn't the cement not set i don't know i don't know there are there are concrete mixes that are designed to i guess survive in the water i don't know well maybe they make the poles first and then put them in the water they definitely do something yeah they definitely do do something i would assume they drill down into the women into the ground that's under the water under the water and they must put like a casing down into it then concrete through and then they pull it off and it's there i'm assuming by the way if somebody knows that let me know yeah if there's any bridge builders out there please email us email us in we thought of a segment while we're on acid oh man we we're not going to do it maybe just i will be the first to do it no because he wouldn't even i wouldn't do this for a kill his brothers i wouldn't do this for me dollars cool liner go like that he definitely wouldn't do it because he wouldn't even do the fuck marry kill his brothers no i just preferred to do it on you feel it i just i really didn't just wait to you yeah okay so all right i'll give you 300 bucks you've got to call your mum up and tell her you want to fuck her dude would you do that i get 350 fuck no yeah yeah yeah so we won the money you'd have to be a lot guys if there's any of you sick fucks out there that would do that because then we thought of it on acid and we're like that would i know it's fucked up obviously but it'll be so funny to listen and like you'd be think of the like legend points you get for that because like street cred you'd get only legends do that like and people are really so cool money but then i worry like imagine if that relate that changed the relationship with their mum yeah we were born in Tasmania so it could go real bad yeah whatever you might say yes Launceston that's what i was talking about the bridge they're building yeah and they're building families from Launceston oh wow really surprise your last name's not brown should we fuck we might have already probably yeah so you're from Launceston yeah no way you what do you mean you're from Launceston it's just such a small little town that it's so random that was from no no no i'm not i'm not from Launceston but my my grandmother and my mom okay so like my family we're on the bridge there from Melbourne yeah that's why i got excited maybe a tunnel well there you go so all right a thousand bucks is five will go i can't do it yeah yeah my mum's too my mum's too respectful yeah it would be like so shocking to hear your son say and you have to like convince him so if you can prove to us that it's your actual mum then you'll call somehow send through to our instagram or fully actual instagram i'm trying to make this happen name your price and make sure it's your mum i think it's a terrible look what do you mean it's fucking cool it's very entertaining it is fucked up but if you think this could somehow damage the relationship with your mum please don't do it of course no i reckon like man because i can imagine if you know god that would maybe the misfit boys would do it the seed of doubt maybe in the mum's mind that her son wants to fuck her now oh man i guess you can call him back after and be like oh it's a joke for yeah in that then in their mind that's to be like this is like so fucked up i'm at browns i don't know what can we do for 200 bucks to my dad would you do your dad he would just he would just know it's a he would know what i'm talking about you have to be really you have to be really good at acting like look oh mum like i know this is the sound just weird as fuck but like like i just have to get it off my chest like i don't know how it's to say this but like i've been attracted to you for like 10 years i don't know it's i want to go back home i know it's weird but i just really really would just want to have sex with you once mum please i want to return to where i came from oh i have said so funny wouldn't it man i would pay to watch that i recommend honestly man there's no i don't think there's any money that i could do that for it would man there is some legend out there that can do that and then they're fucking they go down as a hero do we imagine would we get cancelled for that no podcast their mom podcast pays fans to tell their to tell sons to fuck their mothers yeah no it's too good it's we get that way it's not as bad as you made it daughters to fuck their dads but even more oh why is that worse because it because that happens i'm sure it happens the other way too no we just don't hear about it there would be far less mums that fuck their sons it'd be far more dads that fuck their daughters yeah probably that is sex this is a shit conversation this is what i'm scared about when coming into this room because this is i guess that's a good way to end questions all right there you go that's the end of questions everybody and now it's time for some fucking movie reviews and website reviews hit it man michael's movie reviews who sang that is that your voice yeah i guess so it's one of i've got many i wear masks every day chan all right guys this is where mad gives michael a movie to review and michael reviews it because mad thinks it's fucking awesome and artistic and the directors the actor and michael reviews it as a normal human being what was what was the movie man i was la confidential la confidential all right i've never seen it i don't know what the fuck that is if you knock that out we start again so la confidential michael what did you think the storyline it's okay it's quite old i found it's 90s yeah see it felt right it's quite a sexy film it was very sexy okay and um a bit of action i'd say what part did you like the most probably the chicken it was a good actor actor it's the blonde hair actress and um i found it dragged it was really really long but it was probably top five best films you've given me so far out of what the six yeah and i give it i'd say all in all since i've watched it with a massive massive what was your least favorite part of it it's just like a bit of too much action now and fucking boom too much action boom boom boom boom you agree with that matt and you didn't watch it i knew he didn't watch it i just wanted to see if he could get away with it he nearly did he did he nearly because i he said that you please be careful yeah look i'm nowhere near it come you know i know you watch it it's because there's a blonde girl on the front cover yeah that's how and it looks actually you could watch a trailer i didn't even watch a trailer there's things in it that i just expect you to say and you didn't dude i must say i've right now i'm still experiencing one of the biggest come downs i've ever had yeah sorry about our energy levels guys yesterday was look i was as i said if there was an off button i'd fucking press it i watch yours you don't watch mine dude might have to collect like 10 minutes long can't yeah but yeah fuck dude like you shit i can't believe it all right so i had a week i like confidential for next yeah i felt weak i was very weak yesterday yeah well said all right you didn't get mine then what no come on i've done more than you you've only just started up you fucking website all right so when did you get me to we gave i i gave matt to watch from our website a video called australia's got talent which we released in kind of the last two months and it's a well matt you take it you explain what it is i've noticed just so you've got a bit of understanding i've never really i've never subscribed to their website and never really watched their super unsupportive i'm supportive kind of rude we've dedicated our life to helping him find a mess i may have watched two videos out of how many like 260 almost 300 so yeah anyway so now i've watched like three yeah well done all right good shit all right um so the it was australian idol australia's got talent so i got talent sorry you didn't even watch it did you yeah i did okay yeah i did it's raining all right um firstly um michael is so punchable at the start yeah that was a master but which is a the i love a master it was very funny it's just so punchable i loved your acting in it in those this is a real in the interviews it just yeah it was very good and i um i love the piss take of like in a you got talent australian idol you really like you took everything from those shows and brought it in and that really got me off a bit because it was a very good piss take it because i really hate those shows so yeah that's very good stuff um i'm very upset that you filmed in my toilet breaking the rules you have to send a request to me before you go in my room um so once again we'll have a chat about that offline i think we did we'll chat about that offline but um yeah just yeah that was the worst part of the whole thing i think because it was the other angle we couldn't get for the show but i would have laughed if you were in the other bathroom squished in there trying to do that um okay so that's really going to go against you writing today understood um oh yeah so i have a rule where they can't go film my room but they tend to break that every now and then okay anyway bad boys um get over it uh james was beautifully dressed he looked like something out of a horror film like a serial killer one of the judges uh he was one of the judges the other boys are good too but yeah he was he's just well well dressed um i really liked our james um i can't remember now you call he like you're you're like talking and he sort of just cuts you off and just yells at you a bit i enjoyed that james was like the main judge the one thing to impress he's like bipolar and he flips it back to normal and was like really happy with you um and uh yeah so i liked your outfit it was very good one percenters once again this video had your one percenters and i i keep talking about it i know it shits everyone but they are what makes a good video and again i don't know is this because james is involved i'm not sure who's selling up videos have just you've seen some old ones yeah you've seen some newer ones improvement and maybe you've been listening uh the one percenters are really good um and yeah the set design of uh you know you got talent very cool the costumes were great um yeah yeah very good video um now what about that event itself what most yeah so things got really upsetting after uh the introduction of michael which probably went a little bit too long but it was a good setup um it got really upsetting the sandpaper to the chest so what was the tell everyone what he was attempting to do oh um so he was uh um attempting to six excretions at once yeah so was it bleed cry shit piss vomit vomit sneeze i think and sneeze or was one more or the same time the exact same time the exact same time that's crazy um so uh he sandpapered his chest to bleed and yeah i i want you to stop doing that holy shit how did you know i farted i want you to stop doing that okay now the sandpaper stuff i want you to stop doing that too um yeah just what it looked actual it looked really painful it is yeah it's not on like that you know i just get like a pin or something and just like yeah right yeah i need to be like running blood yeah for the for the for the record starting then he pissed and shat and hang on let me get there um yeah so yeah he he basically started sculling water and he started vomiting and pissing and shitting all at the same time by the way did you get it you did all at the same time cooper and ryan and james to hold it together held it together did faceless the whole time i don't know how you guys did that maybe was shot differently i don't know and then the smell in that bedroom after was fucked um so as impressive as it was that you did all those things at the same time and i mean it was fucking impressive that you were able to do that um it was i have to say it was really really disgusting yeah it's quite gross i was gonna say can you like apply for a world record for that yeah it's quite a process yeah it's never fucked enough um it was really disgusting and my advice to you um maybe not do it maybe not do the sandpaper again the rest go for it but yeah the biggest piece of it yeah i reckon that would have been better than pissing in all different spots just one spot yeah but my biggest piece of advice don't ever show amber that because that is horrifying so overall um i uh i i think it was actually a good considering all the sick shit i'm not good with the sick shit and it really turns me off i think i gave it like two the other one the shit but this one was good set designs great acting was good the surprisingly everything it just went really well and i love the ending where you get rejected so yeah eight out of ten oh fuck yeah it was good well done good break down man go go ups man yeah we're good god's good videos out there put in the comments where you want matter of view next okay everyone a lot of people said tim and kelvin oh yeah okay i don't know what's that yeah we'll do tim and kelvin part one's pretty shit like it really leads up you gotta watch the whole saga oh yeah okay watch the whole saga in one go if just give me a bit more i'll just give it to me earlier and i'll yeah okay yeah tim and kelvin and then you can see our improvement isn't there at the end be like oh they are learning as they go yeah i can't all right guys it's time to finish off with a prank car everybody a prank car can we call one of your brothers and do something yeah get out my more names darin um can i just speak to the manager real quick i've got um something to ask um and it's probably a bit weird but i've just had him talk to my miso and um we're thinking about um taking our wedding reception and having um i don't know it sounds weird but have a part of it at um your mac its so if there's a manager there that i can talk to you so i was just wondering if i can speak to the manager or something because oh yeah i'm the manager how can i help yeah mate cool look i've just had a chat to my miso right and um we're trying to think places um where we can go to after our um weddings done because our weddings right near your joint and i was thinking um and my miso locks the odd ear to that maybe we come to mac is um for the reception right and we could lock horrid out uh just lock um hour just one hour or something everyone get feeding that and then we move on to um proper reception and that but yeah i'll just want to see if that's possible that i can hire your mac is flock air or two or something like that um unfortunately we like we don't do we used to do like the party room so we don't do that anymore um i mean i'm sure like you you'd be more than welcome to come obviously but i don't think you'd be able to hire out the place for like an hour i'm talking i'm talking like under people you probably try some other stores like i think um new market might still do parties yes i'm not 100 sure so if you want to try like it's just so you might be able to hire out like a party room it's just that my miso lock that's where we had our first date at the mitzvah mac is so look it's kind of like um meaningful and that's got lock sent sentimental and that for us so that's why i was kind of hoping to get used um there and i know you said look you don't look high-venue on that out but lock we've got lock um on miso's dad's lock um high up in the minds and that so we got a bit of budget for it so like if you name like a price and shit like whatever he's make like usual that hour and that like we could lock even double it and shit lock and then um just i'll just think he'd be like hectic as if i can come home and want me so and just say hey babe we got the fucking mitzvah mac is for um for a start of the reception like i reckon she just fucking they'd be fucking sick do you know what i mean like if if we can i know it's not like protocol and that but can't you like talk to someone higher up or something and just say yeah i mean yeah i'm not really the person i can't really thank the men like that right yeah i'll say yep yeah right if you called back another time when like a restaurant manager okay yeah um well no worries all right i think that'd be tomorrow if you called like yeah yeah clean around like nine and five yeah nine and five catch them yep yeah like i said i can't guarantee anything i don't yeah i don't think we do that no yep like you know yeah right right right right what do you reckon what chances are about and lock you don't have to give me like um zack figures and shit but like say like from like four to five on a satay what do you like yeah what do you like pull in like unusual from like um just normal day serving people and that because like if i know that information right i can come in tomorrow fucking hard and fucking hit your boss hard with the fucking numbers and go oh you listen to your account oh fucking you get double you get fucking double from our four to five my fucking when reception get a bunch of good cunts in there he's got to make half the food and fucking use fucking make twice the fucking money for that hour he'd be fucking dumb can't not to fucking do it do you know what i mean so how much money do you use pull from like a four to five on a satay on a normal satay yeah portal flies you'll be pretty quiet right there you go yeah yeah there you go look i mean i really don't i don't want to give you any like fault fault because i really can't i really understand you've been nothing but mate i've got nothing but deep deep seated respect for what you're saying brother like i feel like our hearts a lot come together in a long lock i feel like our spirits come together through australian soil you and i are connected to be together under the southern cross and shit so all i need to know is you's got my back and like if your boss talks to use about it you you push it and you say yeah mate i reckon we go for it can i get your word on it i really say and i reckon it's a good idea look you're being my first date like it's our first date that we did there look i i still remember it like was fucking like yesterday brother like me and her went to went to the mitch on that it's you know i mean like so it's like it holds fucking like sentimental balance shit like fucking hell yeah you're like emotional talking about Yeah, but yeah, but look if you could if you could just pull in a good word for me like with your boss and shit tomorrow I'll fucking call. I'll fucking call that cunt tomorrow and I'll fucking lay it out And I'll be like I'm dropping fucking I'm dropping 10 grand cunt for an hour Do you know what I mean and and and then just makes couple burgers and flicks couple of things and couple of chips and shit And I'm gonna fuck off after an hour cunt Yeah, I see you say no thanks. Thank you for the call, but yeah, I'd recommend calling tomorrow and It's if you're if you're really serious about it. I'm sure they would they would Did serious better mate, so what time no I'll call back same 9 o'clock. Is that what you reckon? Yeah, I'll call around I reckon nine to five. I think that I'm out of this way around 8 to 4 p.m. No worries mate. Well, maybe you leave a little note and shit and say look Darren's calling for wedding reception tomorrow Just give him a heads up and shit and yeah, like we will get there brother What's your name mate? Just so I can say I've checked to someone about just so he don't think I'm like fucking around on that My name's a guy no way so I'll say Jai said yes, he's definitely an all right good idea And he said just just a double check with you And then fucking we'll see what he says a to Yeah, buddy good day You know I touch red now and I respect we'll die together as we come together in this great beautiful land Look look towards the sun in the morning brother, because that's what we're here for Thank you. Goodbye. All right, brother. I love you Yeah, with all my heart Yeah, Jai is a good dude. Jai is a good guy Don't assume genders Look fucking that was lovely to listen to it's always a good time. Yeah, no, it's great work. It's great work everybody Fucking rant. Well done. How are you gonna get wedding receptions now? 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