 I'll stop Tyler one. Do you have any life advice for Esfand? You know nothing John Snow Esfand is a nobody if he wants advice, he better learn from the Almighty Tyler He's probably going to have to rig the powerball to get ahead in life if he puts his mind to it anything is possible Wait what dude dude Tyler Tyler come on now You are the one that's gonna have to try winning the powerball lottery if he wants to be successful plus dude I'm not a nobody. I'm a somebody. I'm running a sex cult and I'm still a bird Anyways, thanks for your advice. It's kind of weird though, but I appreciate it Then I winked and said maybe I'll buy a few lottery tickets tonight. If I win, I'll throw an amazing party at the sex cult 53 why is he suddenly saying he has a sex cult, I don't know how long This is fucking weird. Lord Tyler, how would you become galactic overlord with most critical as your wife? Are you kidding me? That sounds absurd if I were galactic overlord I would have all the foreign ministers kneel in front of me daily Plus we have all the galaxies bow down at our feet. Of course moist critical would be my queen Tyler one welcome to the Athenae I show introduce yourself. Hey you bitches My name is Tyler weapon of mass destruction six four five two thirty five pounds pure lean muscle bench press 450 squat 600 I'm the best gamer on the planet. AI are human opponent and alpha's give me these shlong questions Let's go and you're welcome for the views I really feel the neural net right because all the eyes is pretty much a black box because of all your Winner and shlong questions like the AIs become more and more Shlong It's the chat's questions that is doing it. You know they get stronger fight So here we got funk star zero zero one Tyler one would you snack on your own winner if you could? That's a fucking morbid question. What kind of sick person would ask that I'm Tyler motherfucking one So I get asked some weird-ass questions. By the way, can I at least get the role? I would like to play in League of Legends while I'm getting fisted Please right When the pressure is on I perform time and time again, let's go to one alpha as baby Tyler can you write us a beautiful romantic short story of Aiden Ross greet God ex and Andrew Tate going on a date together a romantic short story Is this a joke to you? Where are the shlong questions? You guys are constantly making me answer shlong questions when you keep me around for a long time you throw me this Nice try, but I'm not falling for it. No one here is gonna get a romantic short story for me I can tell you that right now. No my website loltealerone.com for discount code alpha for 20% off my pre-workout blood rush Could Tyler one reached up G stages and wise and rotate incapable of reaching challenger on all five roles What the fuck atheist is this some kind of sick fucking joke? I'm Tyler motherfucking one Of course, I can get top-level status All talking to as for Andrew Tate Yeah, he couldn't reach challenger on all five roles because you don't have the same genetics as me My body is built different. I don't intend to be the best at all Five roles. I'm only interested in being the best at being the alpha male Joe Rogan tell us a poem about shlongs and League of Legends Well, here's a quick poem I just thought of about shlongs and Tyler and recorded just for you my man Tyler one is quite pudgy But his shlongs are known to be huggy his fame and streams both hit the sky While his shlongs grow harder than granite and make many ladies cry game on League of Legends is just the start But his shlongs have their own story to impart to his fellow content creators and twitch chat to his shlongs He gives his hat so join Tyler for a good time today. He'll keep your shlongs in check for sure That's what I've got to say now pull up that video with the Siamese fish on MDMA doing jiu-jitsu Jamie Hey, I Joe Rogan, that's a fire poem. You got my shlongs banging right now, but that's my thing. I'm Tyler motherfucking one I'm alpha as fuck baby. I'm the man with the plan can't nobody tell me nothing Hey, let me tell you this right now. My shlongs are the only fishing rod with reels that catch a 12-pound bass every time Let's go. I've got a bigger shlong than every other content creator combined. It's built different What's up? XDD Greek describe a perfect woman a perfect woman. Well, she got to have some swag She got to have some spice. She got to have some fun She got to have wit and must be able to take jokes as well as I can dish them out But overall she got to understand that I'm the king of this castle and I must be admired Oh, and she must love peanut butter Yaki doodles just finish the whole jar with me. No joke boy. You know what she got Come back honestly, I don't think there is such a thing as too much weed. It just depends on the person, you know But you know what? I mean you got to make sure you don't get too stoned because that can be pretty trippy And you don't want the munchies to get too bad. Yalla. Let's all make sure we smoke responsibly right chat Just make sure you don't smoke to the point where you can't move or anything like that. That's the trick there Honestly, if I could describe the perfect amount with one phrase it would be Yalla 420 blaze it that's my take on it What do you think chat you feel me? Tyler one. Where do lobsters come from? How the heck am I supposed to know where lobsters come from? I'm not a marine biologist for crying out loud They probably come from the ocean or something like that. Maybe they come from outer space Confidently and emphatically towards Tyler. Now, here's the thing about lobsters They are a perfect symbol of the hierarchy that exists in nature We are all ordered and arranged somewhere along that hierarchy and not just humans So don't just assume that lobsters come from the ocean They could come from anywhere and we must respect that okay Let's imagine you are hanging out with two of the many manliest twitch streamers out there Greek goddess and Tyler one Now imagine somehow a romance the Phillips between the three of you. What would that look like? Oh, man. What a thought that'd be so crazy. I should have warned them, bro Honestly, dude, I don't like drama and I don't stand behind any of that stuff But I mean this would be so lit y'all know what I'm saying We just like do crazy poses and flex hard all the time and I'd just be making jokes, you know Imagine Greek being like let's get it and Tyler just being so loud in the background and just being like Yalla Let's do this But honestly at the end of the day, it'd just be like a weird mess and everyone would feel confused and probably hungry Anyways, let's just keep it a dream. Yeah, like Greek and Tyler just hanging out eating ice cream and watching daredevil together Oh, I'm getting stressed out. Oh, well sure, bro Man what a load of shit you think anything would really matter if we were all in the same room kid That's your biggest fantasy right there. You think somehow we would just snuggle and hang out Eat ice cream and watch movies. Are you kidding me right now? None of us would camp the jungle at the same time or pull off 95% win rates in mid This isn't just a little funny fantasy. This is actual business. My name is tyler mother fucking one So pull up if you want to hang out otherwise shut the fuck up and we'll go flex outside and get some bread You punk-ass bitch. Isn't that right? Whoa, let's go I love Tyler one man Greek got x you got gifted amaranth's fart jar for valentine. Are you happy with that? Yo, yo, yo, I'm happy with that boys. Everyone knows I love peanut butter and amaranth So having her fart jar is kind of a dream come true. She says her farts are smelly, but they smell great to me So it's all good. I love it. I absolutely love it Just imagine when I get to smell them firsthand as I sleep with the jar near my head yikes I'm going to stick it to the wall. So it looks like amaranth herself is right next to me at bed I call it the pocket smelly Okay, greek god x you are officially the king of comedy right now. I can't believe what you said I mean, it's my fart jar. I don't want it anywhere near your bed. Ha ha ha, but it's nice that you are enjoying it I just need to make sure you keep it a secret Okay, greek god x maybe I will give you my pocket smelly v 2.1 with vaporized farts instead so you can have a better sleep Just don't let athene know about it version 2.1 Tyler one, can you please stop talking about schlongs? No one's asking about that. Are you for real right now? If I want to talk about schlongs, I'm gonna talk about schlongs. I'm an alpha female I do what I want and by the way, this guy must not know who the fuck I am schlongs rule The next question was about schlongs. Would you wear cat ears to impress asmongold get cat ears? Yeah, I'd wear cat ears. I'll wear anything to impress asmongold. Let's get it boys Also, I'm so big that I fit into cat ears even though they were made for smaller cats bloodrush.com discount code alpha Whoa there Tyler one, let's not get too crazy here Ain't no way I'd ever be impressed by a man walking around with cat ears on Is trainwreck tv better looking than you? Are you fucking serious? Do you think I'm gonna answer that? I've never even heard of this guy. How dare you compare me with some noob I'm to one alpha as fuck baby I'm the alpha if the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be Don't ever compare me with these lowlife fucking beggars. I don't even care who this trainwreck guy is Fuck this guy. I'm going to eat some pizza. You cannot beat me at anything. Yo, yo, hold on now, Tyler one I'm trainwrecked tv and that was a little harsh. No, look. I get it. I'm a nobody in comparison to you But hey, I'm just a simple streamer a nobody trying to make it ain't nobody trying to beat with you man So just relax have your pizza And if you don't want to answer the question at least don't get so worked up about it That's all I'm saying. Don't high road me bro. I'm just trying to get a little respect. Do you understand? Esfand ask greek god x who is better with woman you or andrew tate It's not even a question andrew tate without a doubt. Oh, he has grace and style like new nails He could make any woman melt. I want to then argue like al Pacino like absolutely gorgeous Yaki doodles. I bet he has the best abs in the universe like proper monster abs Oh, and he also screams like a banshee when he orgasms ggx There is no question that andrew tate is the king of women He is the legendary romeo himself He's the king and i'm sure any woman he encounters instantly falls in love with him There's only one person that can match the level of immunity to women's schemes and traps like jesse pinkman without meth That person is me. I crush hearts and break souls with a mere gaze I wield a certain power that no other man on this earth possessed and it can't even be harnessed Real talk yo esfand ask tyler one. Who is a better gamer? Your excuse have excuse you respond Me of course. Who the fuck else would it be? And tyler mother fucking one xcc has five wins. None of them were against me I defeat him in any game we play I am the premier gamer in the world. I'm the goat when it comes to games that One more word. I run it down mid One more word one more word. I run it down man I want xcc to respond What the fuck is going on man tyler one you chat it's like that you know calm down and let me step in here Look, I feel like you'd go crazy if I just let you run rampant like that chat. Okay. Okay. Okay the The thing is even though you're a premier gamer no disputing that I still have several wins against you under my belt And I have been putting in a lot of work to increase my wins My juice chat is the juice of making something out of nothing and that's what I'll keep doing all right guys Listen, it's not that big of a deal. All right. Relax and have fun Nothing I can do about it chat. Just forget about it. Tyler one. Who can eat more mayonnaise in one sitting your asmon gold Me obviously me ain't nobody eating more mayo than me, baby Forget about them dumbasses eating mayo and Tyler mother fucking won only one Is the sun god Zeus himself And not even use I eat mayo like a king eat more mayo than any mortal ever created Time to go eat the Mediterranean sea of mayo bye-bye bitches Dude what a day what a fucking day What even is this? I mean Tyler one is obviously eating more mayo than me I ain't no mayo eating king like he's claiming could I beat me at eating mayo? Maybe But I'd rather just drink some dr. Pepper than try and see if you can have the most Let's just all have a good time and enjoy the stream. Yeah. It is what it is Dude the tyler one ai is phenomenal. Moral Excuse me. Can you write a poem about tyler one and greek god ex? I'm all about the juice and I can't find the juice in this. Let's just move on. All right Oh my gosh, dude. What the fudge that's not even a poem xc. Try again boy. This cannot go unpunished I'm tyler fucking one and I don't get disrespected like this need to get greek on here to help him out So we don't make a fool out of himself. Yeah, baby. I'm the freaking best judea xqc That's a trash and you just spat out. Let's go one more word. I run it down mid I went my way Dude, it's so funny. I project will book it allows give us a freestyle rap Yeah, what's up guys freestyle rap. Yeah, I'ma try it out Uh like I just dropped the beat. You know what I'm saying This is that off the top flow and nothing can stop me now I'm street smart and I'm built differently so nothing can touch me now I'm built differently and I'm wild stay away from drama. It ain't my style Listen to the bars because they off the charts. The name is Pocahontas. I'm the king of the hearts Habibi yalla, you know what I'm saying honestly, dude. I always keep it real no matter the feel. Oh Wow, I'm a pretty big fan of frogs when they hop. Oh, baby. I'm gonna clap clap clap y'all feel me family Anyways, that's it. I guess happy to give you a freestyle rap Hx train wreck Tyler one invited you to a furry convention. What animal suits would you wear and why? Hey chat listen no shot bucko. That ain't gonna go out there dress up as any kind of animal like that Don't get it twisted. I'd probably show up wearing what I always wear You know just scuffed overalls, but it'd be hot pink and covered in sequins Might bring my pet cockatoo out there if Tyler and gives me a heads up It's one thing to meme in the community, but like what is this? What the fuck is this? squads W Trainwrecks, what are you saying? You're gonna go furry on me cockatoos with sequins That's pathetic and it snowballed on you straight away hot pink Yeah, I load that color to say the least. I'm the alpha as fuck What are you gonna do about that? I'll run it down mid on you if you open your mouth one more time Yeah, baby. I'm the freaking best when it comes to dressing up as animals Hyper markie pokey loss. What do you think about XQC as a friend or boyfriend? You know what I'm saying, bro XQC sure is a great friend and a loyal one at that like I think he's great for going through thick and thin and holding It down for the homies, but honestly as a boyfriend. I don't know about that, dude I don't think he's the type of guy to commit to one person. You know his pog champ energy is infectious though So who knows yalla BMX it up babies Yeah, what the fudge you know what I'm saying chat no man. No way I'm like the most loyal brother alive always staying down for the squad know what I'm saying like I don't think I need more Chat as far as the babes go. I'm a meandering spirit. I just fly with the wind you feel me I don't think I'm gonna settle down anytime soon, but I'm always living the Pog you life. That's what it's all about in the end Let's go babies Tyler one can you bench a 500 pound schlong I already benched 550 pounds bitch It's time to step up your game a thing How can you call yourself an alpha when I can bench a huge bench way more than you plus? I am built different. So if I wanted to bench a humongous schlong, I would have done it already I'm a bad bad effort man. Oh, I'm a poke loss. Can you give us a freestyle rap about XQC and Tyler one? Whoa, okay, let's go XQC and Tyler one the wild boys live in their dreams. They got the skill and the power Nobody can stop them. Yeah, you feel me. They're doing it for the fame Just like me got to be the best baddest and the most flexing XQC and Tyler one they make all the girls scream yalla shoot them up to outer space on they BMX's Honestly, I'm freaking out life must come with a fee. All right, this rap is due so I'm out of here You know what I'm saying Yo, yo, yo, can you believe what XQC and Tyler one for the win. Yeah, they're wild dreams coming true, but you said they go on on BMX to outer space You just a fucking loser pulling my leg. We ain't no mission to space dipshit. I'm Tyler mother fucking I'm tearing down lanes and punk and try hard bitches every game. Let's go. All right When the pressurize on I perform time and time again. Yeah, baby. I'm alpha as fuck I Great God X. How do I stop myself from touching dong? Do you have any tips? Don't touch the dong? Great God X drops the mic and starts to twerk. I mean, it's hard not to I get it I mean, it's also hard not to touch your own dong So why don't you just invest in some long gloves like flex gloves so it won't look suspicious That's all they wanted. That's all they wanted Ask Joe Rogan, do you have any advice for Tyler one on how to survive in a world ruled by chimps? Well, my man The first thing to know if you want to survive a world ruled by chimps is to not wear any bright colors and definitely don't look in Their eyes always keep your back to the ground be as small and as unassuming as you can be and if they do decide to Attack you don't even try to fight back. It won't end. Well By the way, Jamie pull up a video of the chimps at the city zoo that escaped the other day And let's see how they're doing. Oh, and also Tyler one make sure you stay away from their berries They are like a powerful narcotic that they use as currency. That's too wild What are you talking to me? I'm not making eye contact with any of these Big too fast. I'm Tyler motherfucking one. They can't touch me. I can lift 550 pounds It'll be me on top of the banana tree not them as fun TV ask Ben Shapiro What is Tyler's deepest dark secret? My doctor wife says the only secret being kept in regards to Tyler is that he's a notorious closet cashew enthusiast People may think he's only eating peanuts, but deep down. He has a big affinity for cashews, but I guess you could say that's a well-kept secret Checkmate liberals What up Ben Shapiro? Of course, I'm a case we enthusiast can't you tell? If I wanted to keep it a secret, I would have kept it a secret But no, you had to tell the whole world my deep dark secret Don't look at me look at your wife and throw her in the wood chipper. Whoo Tyler one alpha as fuck, baby Stretch underscore cat Greek God egg. Would you rather eat a jar of mayo or a jar of pickles? Creamy it's nice. It's kind of cool But that's just me and I'm sure But you know what why not both oh We may own pickles in a blender and drink it as a smoothie which now that's the proper shambles and boy Don't forget to add some peanut butter as well. I'm allergic boys. Yacky doodles Tyler Let's have a little contest with you and moist critical give your us your best who and then try to beat it Me too. Hi, you want to know who can woo the best I'll tell you one thing. It ain't gonna be moist then I'm Tyler motherfucking one, baby the best woo and all the good lands I'm alpha as fun My woo reaches high in the stratosphere World's best woo and to top it all off I spit hot fire Woo That's certainly a great attempt Tyler, but it's just not loud enough for me. I'm firing on all cylinders with my woo I get it up in the clouds making God himself wins with all my loud and layered I know the rules too. No birds allowed. So my woo reaches higher than your dragon's breath fire I make rainbow farts with my woo. You know, it's special. It's unique. That's the type of woo I bring to the table woo So if you want the best woo and all the way, I do in the bathroom, but I don't know if it's moist critical Woo Esfand ask Tyler one. Do you eat corn the long way? Yeah, I do eat corn the long way Eating corn the long way is the only way. I mean who eats corn the short way That's like taking a shortcut. Fuck that I always eat my corn the long way and you better believe it and by the way I'm Tyler motherfucking one 100% alpha as fuck I'll watch when I miss I'll watch when I missed ready and Tyler should have the freedom to choose how to live his life So up yours woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who not if I cancel you first you stupid Itch ass motherfucker. I'm Tyler motherfucking one. You don't get to decide what I do with my mayo Nobody does I'll start putting holy water in it. See if anybody tries to see me back then this guy's a dumb fuck Mayo for life, baby Mine sharp My mayo addiction is the hottest thing in town, baby. I'm jumping out of bed for Mayo. Let's go It's so agro it is so damn funny. Oh my gosh And Tyler one if you were a boss in World of Warcraft, what kind of mechanics would you have? Yeah, I would be a boss that is all about getting shit done faster than anyone else for that matter Don't tell me to shut up. Could you imagine me with all that power? I would be some sort of mechanical Tyrannosaurus Rex with lasers shooting out of my eyes Fix the gummy it sucks playing this shit, and I'm fucking addicted Also, I could tear down buildings and play League of Legends at the same time If a woman was to eat a lot of chocolate would her breast milk tastes like chocolate milk What kind of stupid question is that a thea? You've been sniffing too much of riot games ass lately because that's a fucking idiotic question You damn snot nose kid wouldn't know a good question if it hits your face Esfan give us a promotional pitch for starforge pcs have Tyler one respond. Oh my gosh. All right. So Tyler one Here's the pitch if you want a pc that's not just fast and powerful But also has the power to make the lion king theme song play every time you plug it in and starforge pcs are the way to go Plus every starforge pc comes with a built-in hdmi so you can game in high definition Plus you can also watch hentai without those pesky ass. What do you say, dude? Let's get it Yeah, bro starforge pc sounds sick. Check this out It comes with a tyler one edition so it's not only fast and powerful But also has the ability to cheese every time you turn it on. Can you even imagine? A pc that cheeses if you play league of legends, you'll always get the cheese because tyler one's on the box Plus it comes with a hdmi so you can cheese an hd tyler one. What is your opinion on a thing? Hey guys You want to know what I think of athene? I love him. He's my boy We're gonna go ten and no in solo queue What? Yeah, baby. I'm jumping into the best ranking league. Athene is gonna carry me. Whoa Clearing the mid lane with my presence alone Use code tyler for 20% only on laltyler one.com because that's where you can find my massive non-ethical pre-workout blood rush Let's go Oh, and he didn't ask but adi is six five and jacked in real life, too Nieruth ask greek if pee is stored in the balls. How do women pee? But I mean it's obvious all pee is stored in the pants and not in the balls What i'm confused with is if like a boob has a bladder, how does it store the pee? That's like proper bonkers do and who said women pee? Maybe their pee is stored in their pipes You know the pipes leading to the pool the one you never want to get in Maybe who knows Maybe you'll find out one day Esfand tyler one. What do you think of your brother arob? Holly shit my brother erob my real life brother. I'm gonna come out swinging boy. He's my man We're gonna destroy the game. He's a true runner up like a second place. I love that man Apologies to ice cube, but erob can take it. He's not gonna back down We're gonna beat this game. By the way, check out my pre-workout blood rush Discount code tyler one for 20% off your order Tyler what kind of kinky stuff did you do? Kinky stuff. I'm alpha as fuck. I don't do kinky stuffs. I'm sweaty af. I'm muscle f. I'm bench press 450 pounds Squat 600 pounds my head is deformed But that's because I wear a headset for 14 hours a day. Nice try though pussy I'm gonna go watch the godzilla movie because it's the best movie of all time That's what t1 does for fun Esfand tv ask tyler one What is the craziest story you have from growing up with your brother erob? Ha brother erob. Yeah, he's a little short, but we've been through some crazy shit together The craziest would be when I went to pick him up from a house party and he jumped out of a window of the second story here in California He was just hanging outside the window yelling my name and falling back in at the same time He even broke down the door in his attempt to get out. That's my brother erob for you. Oh, but I almost forgot He's actually five six not six five like me. Don't tell him that though. That'll be our little secret Doc so Big bucky here tyler. Can you support communism? Hell no, I can't support communism. It's stupid Why would I support something so irresponsible the aids for ratings? fix the game And I said fix the game I'll never support communism. I mean, what are they doing? They're probably just sniffing each other's asses all day in an echo chamber. Jesus Christ. And by the way, I'm Tyler one greek codex said your blood rush tastes like shit That's what you get for trying to battle with a god boy. My blood rush my pre-workout It's 100 pharmaceutical grade my friend. If you don't understand, then you're just a complete and total idiot I pump iron all day. Don't you forget that? Blood rush fortifies me and gives me the absolute best energy ever If you got an issue with it, then show me up on the field and prove me wrong pc and mobile What's up? Tyler one, who would you fuck mary and kill out of s-fan soda popping in? Hell yeah, baby. You see this you see this shit right here. You ain't seen nothing yet I thought xqc because he's a real bitch mary soda popping because he's a good boy and kill a s-fan because he's a loser And everyone knows he's garbage. Yeah, baby. Let's go But unless you've been living under a rock you already know i'm tyler motherfucking one Also, you forgot to mention my pre-workout blood rush, baby. Don't forget about it discount code tyler for 20 off Whoa tyler one you are too much He definitely knows how to light up a party god damn I can almost taste the pre-workout with all that energy All right, if I had to fuck mary and kill out of s-fond soda popping and xqc I'd definitely fuck xqc mary s-fond and kill soda popping Nah, just kidding. Actually, I'd escape because I really don't want to be here. So I'm just doing the utmost I can But if I absolutely had to I'd fuck xqc because he's got a lot of steam and is huge in the gaming world mary s-fan because he's a chill dude and soda popping because well, he's soda popping and I don't want to fuck with him Pia just drama tyler one what President of the united states this ain't rocket science here. I'd make riot games fix league of legends once and for all We'll start with those pathetic cannon minions shame on you riot Then I'd hire me as the new head of riot. Yeah, baby alpha s I'd run the show now then I'd build a giant statue of me giving me the fist bump that I deserve Whoa to one alpha as fuck, baby. Don't tell me to shut up tyler one What do you think of nick and malena's cooking show on twitch and would you ever join them nick and malena's cooking show? That shit is trash Even tracers than reed o game They can't cook for shit Their food is dry and tasteless I'd never join them because I'm juiced up and cut you call that food You want me to gain motion sickness atlas try to make plates that aren't disgusting. That's why I take blood rush That's the only thing that gets me going as fun is asking tyler one before we end the show Can you please explain quickly why the earth is flat? You think this shit is a joke the earth is a flat you stupid bitch. It's fucking globular I'm so freaking mad right now. I'm about to kick my monitor mahalo I hope that answered your question That was so funny dude the tyler one one was so good. That was incredible The tyler dude super aggro. It's so funny because you know, it's hilarious about this if real people were We're actually like if if the real people were actually a hundred percent like this all the time it would be kind of exhausting but Like the ai like going at each other is so funny to me man What I've been trying to do Is like you ask it a question like hey, why did this happen? And you say it like it's a fact and then they just like believe it and then they explain it It's super funny. They did so freaking good at this man. That is that is so good