 You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about. All right, yeah, uh, sound. But, uh, maybe I would know more about what I'm talking about if you told me about Battle of the Cards. You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the Pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? Um, I... I don't really care about Pope Francis' sexual orientation if I'm being perfectly honest with you. I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. Uh, well, I... I would imagine it smells like paint. What's up there that you're looking at? If I ask you about women, probably give me a silver so you're personal favourites. Yeah, sure look. She's a stone cold fox. You may have even been laid a few times. No, yes. All the time, man. Well, and... Your dog sells evil. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. Okay, man, seriously, that's a little bit far now. I mean, you won an Academy Award, but you didn't win the Battle of the Cams. All right, guys, so this year for Battle of the Cams there are three things we want you to include in your video entry. The first thing being a line of dialogue, and that is, I wouldn't do that if I were you. You can use that line in any regard you want. If you have the line, I wouldn't do that if I were you. You're all right. Second thing we want you to include in your video is something in slow-mo. Now, whether that be just a five-second shot in slow-motion or the entire video is in slow-motion, it's entirely up to you. As long as there's slow-motion in your video, you're all right there. The final thing we want, the third and final thing, is a prop, and what we want you to use is a piece of fruit. But we don't want you to eat the piece of fruit or use it treated as a piece of fruit. We want you to use it as something completely different. So be creative. Use a banana as a gun or a pineapple as a bowling ball. I don't care. Piece of fruit, not used in a traditional sense. That's all we want to see. So Band of the Counts this year is going to take place from noon on Monday the 13th of February, and it closes, and we're not taking any entries after 11 p.m. on Friday the 17th. So you have about five days or so to create your video, write it, script it, shoot it, edit it, etc. You're going to send it into one of the emails we will have written somewhere in the description. And the following week we will screen the best videos. So hopefully you'll win a prize. Make sure you include the three things and good luck to everyone.