 Hi, I'm S-Fan. I'm not a weeb. The world's famous rep paladin. And this... This is the best ever. I'm not a weeb! This is so... Come on. We're in! Ay-ya! Ay-ya! Wait, why is Final Fantasy VII in the background? This is not me. Dingle. I'm sweating bad. Your date starts in three, two, one, and speed date. Ah, my queen! I don't care what she says. I gotta play wow. My cue's about to pop. I'm addicted to forming parasocial relationships with female streamers on Twitch. Especially the Asian ones. I started as a lurker in their chats, but slowly worked my way up to moderator with a bunch of them. I dedicate 30% of my monthly earnings to these women through donations and gift assistance. No! In return, they give me countless hours of entertainment. No, I did that to match. They were matching subs. Anyway, so I have two questions. No! One, how do I take the next step to move this way? No, I did not type that. I want to fly to Korea to meet them in person, but I don't want to choose one in personal space or make them feel weird. I'm a nice guy. There's that term again. So they will not be in danger. And two, I know you cannot diagnose people on the internet. What condition would you say I am suffering from? No way. No! Dude, come on. Why is your motherboard so small? My motherboard is from a long time ago. Wait, what? You're using an old motherboard? Yeah. What? Okay. So you're building a new computer with an old motherboard? No, I am changing the case. You're changing the case? Mm-hmm. Which is kind of similar to, you know, building a new stuff, you know? Which is kind of similar to... Wait, why did you not just build a new computer altogether? Because I don't feel like it. I sent a reaction to Leak Poser's incognito Reddit account. I mean, I don't know about that. STP seems pretty bored of their man lately, and she's bad-mouthing on stream. I don't know if it was just because she knew I was in the chat and she said it, but it could be. Anyway, I gifted another 50 subs extra last night after doing my usual 100-dollar daily donation, and she was so appreciative that she stopped for like five seconds and asked me how I was doing. Are you serious? And the reflect went off right as soon as the thing hit, dude. It literally was, dude. Hi. I bought a cell phone two weeks ago, today's 14 days. I bought it because I do, like, I do, like, live streaming. Actually, my friend from Korea bought it. She bought it with my card, and it didn't work. The app that we use for, like, live streaming stuff doesn't work, I guess, on the version of the phone. I mean, she left. She's not, she's not, sorry. I got confused by something. She left, so she's no longer here in America, and now she's back in Korea. So it's 14 days. It's day 14, and can I not return the phone after 14 days? Okay. Because I, because I don't want to frick. Me and my dad are just having sex. He followed Rich, and then Nicky afterwards. You know why? Yeah. Wait, wait, he followed Rich and then Nicky. Dude, Rich, it worked, dude. Those of you who don't know, Rich puts a picture of Nicky up on a screen for clickbait all the time on the thumbnail. So he wanted to get the actual, he was going right to the source. Like, every time I look at him, I'm just like, dude, this is, this is, this is Harry Potter. Like, look at him. He reminds me of some spy kids Cody Banks shit. What does that even mean, Kia? Says Hagrid. Well, hey, so I should know, right? I'm the expert, aren't I? Like, dude. Like, if Aspen comes to Korea, he has to try this. Could you get his fans to eat that? Like, what? Like, is this worms? Should you get Aspen to eat that? Wouldn't it be so funny if Aspen actually eats this? It'll be so... And what is this? It says... It says... Is this sesame? Frick! I know your mother. It's so... It's like, it's... There you go. It's so juvenile. Oh, God. Oh, God. Hold on. This is how you form Reddit comment. I'm not a big fan of streamers, but... Oh, okay. Well, now it just validated whatever I said. His name is E-Rob. And he does all kinds of funny stuff. I'll link his Twitch for you below. HTTP, colon slash slash, www.twitch.tv slash S-Fan TV. So, look, just like, gotta do something nice, dude. Like, E-Rob gets one nice thing that happens to him. He doesn't even get any credit for it. This actually is unbelievable, man. It's unbelievable. Okay, so... This chat is too fast. No one knows I have bulge. Okay, Ginny. Well, as soon as you type that, everybody stop typing. So... This old clip of Ginny. Leave you, Eric, with $3. Did you see this old video of Ginny? What is this? Pad Pad Fish. Okay. FC Soul apologizes for sex dolls and stands. Wait, what? No way. Is this real? BBC. They put sex dolls in the stands, so it looks like there's real people at the games. So many, so many people have asked, S-Fan, do you have your Outlast 2 VOD saved somewhere? I'm like, no. I don't have it. I'm so sorry. I wish I did. I think this VOD right here might be the one. Okay. It's loading. I'm gonna click in the middle. Let's see if this is it. It's a long stream. Dude, I look ridiculous. Wait, this isn't it. Wait. Why the... Why? On so many levels, why? Why does this... Okay. Not easy clap. Why does... Why does this exist? Why? Why? What is happening? You guys even think of this stuff. Because she's a weeb. Why do you guys even think of this stuff, dude? I feel like you sleep, and then your chat just donates Africa TV stuff. Goobie Jam. Yeah, like... Stop it. Guys, what was that donut? That is just disgusting. Please, somebody... Yeah. Somebody send the link to me so I can blacklist it and nobody donates that to me. Just to make sure I put it in my media share to not get blacklisted. Not ever get it. You know what I mean? Please, unbelievable. For the love of God, please, someone send me that link. I'm joking. DM. I have an officer meeting in like 20 minutes, which means he's already in official meeting because he sends me this message at age 36 and then right now it's 9-6. So I think he's in the sex cult meeting. I'm just gonna eat raffle and then turn off the stream and then go cry. Priorities. Look, I had a meeting. World of Warcraft. Aspen ditched me. Okay. You gotta answer. Wow. Okay. Oh, okay. They match. So if Aspen gifted 10 subs, others would also give me 10 subs, something like that. So that's the reason why you gifted 100 subs. I think Aspen loves me, chat. Why would you say that? It's real. I mean, it's a prize though. Oh, that's the meaning of match. Oh my gosh. She's the biggest shipper of them all. True. We're just friends. Nothing happened. Just beat it? No, that's not... That's not what... That just beat it was not playing because of this. Korea's behind the door. Why is this weird? Aspen comes to Korea. He has to try this.