 Can't tell if everyone I'm Tinder is just so horny that they don't care with the other person looks like or if this filter Is actually that dangerous All right, so admittedly here's how we're making this video I'm scrolling Twitter and I thought I saw like a kind of attractive girl So I clicked on the photo I go to the profile picture and it was actually a dude Admittedly I was embarrassed but it was all over my feed for like snapchat Instagram Twitter for like the whole day So I kind of started to catch on to how it worked now. I made a tinder account using my pictures now I tried okay, so I tried to use myself for it, but it wasn't that convincing. I don't know I was getting no likes so I went and got this is a picture of Matthew Espinosa if you remember that guy from Bob so this is a picture of him and this is a completely other picture I literally just took from Google I splurged and spent $15 on tinder gold Now if you don't know how tinder works basically you just try to match with people It's like a dating thing obviously but tinder gold lets you see people that have already liked you So my goal was just to see if there were like any dudes out there who are horny enough to actually like and not even realize that This is a dude using the snapchat filter now additionally on tinder You have to sort by what gender you want to be matched with so these people were actually searching for women So it's not as if like they're into that kind of stuff like they were actually searching for women And they actually think that I am a girl named Jess who wants you to send me your favorite pickup line And you will not like I cannot make this up you will see it here in a second I'm sitting here thinking oh this video is just gonna boof like this video is not gonna go well Maybe I'll get like three guys, but they'll be super weird anyway And then it won't be enough content I shit you not are you ready one A 1056 Is this okay to all my ladies out there who actually have tinder is this normal do you have 1056 likes or There's not even like 1056 people in my area that have this app I can't even match this like so with tinder gold you get in you can see who already has liked you There's no way I could go through and like this many people Okay, and the scarier thing is like you know just to be stupid Right, I set the age range up to like only like 29 So this is only people who are 18 to 29 like anyone 30 plus isn't even in this sample size And we have 1056 likes on a completely fake tinder account These two people that I have pictures of are not even the same people They have different colored eyes This is clearly a person with brown eyes and this is clearly a person with blue eyes And they they look kind of similar like very barely and there are 1056 people who liked it Now because you have to be so incredibly horny to swipe on this I am going to blur the names of the people who swiped on us I will read their messages and I'm very tempted to expose them But I would feel too bad dude like I just can't so let's read what guys said to our completely fake tinder profile Are you an elevator because I want to go down on you Roses are red violets are blue. I swiped right. Why did you the better question is why did you? I I can't tell if people actually are looking at the picture and thinking wow that girl's cute girl Or if they're just so horny that they're doing this and I think it's that and like as soon as they see a match They're like, oh, uh copy paste my pickup line from google. I guarantee I could google find all these pickup lines Wait, what I'm wary of the filter lmao, but my lips are like skittles want to taste the rainbow It's just kind of acknowledging that he knows I'm a guy using the girl filter, but he still sends his pickup line This is a new level of horny, bro. Like I this is a level I cannot attain. Are you a freak though? That's not even a pickup line. At least you could have stuck to I wonder what some of these people would think if they knew like I don't want to expose them and tell them No, but I Are you a freak though? No, but I am a dude You hook up bro. Oh my god. What do you even? Is this what it's like being a girl on tinder guys literally ask you hook up What does this man think does this man think he will ever in his entire life find a girl Where he will say you hook up and she will say what yes And then you schedule a date and you guys make out and then you go home. What is wrong? Oh my god I'm tempted to just completely obliterate this man I'm so tempted to explore if you are a vegetable. I'd call you a cute cumber I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together, bro This person just took the photo and liked it. You like that, huh? Dude, why do I have a thousand matches? I'm actually so mad right now. This is for all of mankind. I am sincerely disappointed Are you from a lurder on because you blow me away. Is this a joke that I don't get can someone explain this one to me Okay, I mean I had this conversation before dude. This shit is so funny I I did get a little caterway. I did a little preemptive recording. So this guy goes Which is a terrible pickup line by the way like an hourglass. You have nothing but time a little. Hey, what's up? I said, huh? He said it's a pickup line based off your body like everyone wants an hourglass figure Okay, wait, so explain it one more time I was just being an ass. I didn't expect him to actually explain the whole thing and bro He sends me a novel. So if you have a bust thin waist and hips you have an hourglass figure So mentioning you're just like an hourglass. You have nothing but time I'm referring to how attractive your figure is that I can see you have much that I can see how much time you have That doesn't make sense and you can't see my figure because these are random pictures of people of google And it's just the face anyway, bro Like the more time there is the bigger the hourglass is thus saying you have nothing but time You have all the time. I guess you could say you have the right time Like if you walked by like an ass, I could say damn girl, you have nothing but time You turn around be like what I then say yeah, look at okay. What the hell is even that? That is one of the most painful things I've ever had to read. Um, my guy get a new pickup line I hope you see this video because constructive criticism you are going to take so many else if you stick with this one Are you here to ruin my life? Honestly, I think if you see this video and you know that you said this I think your life would be pretty ruined. So I guess yes I got you might be right on this one favorite pickup line. Hmm. If you're a potato, you'd be a sweet one Bro, I'm actually so like disgusted by people right now Is this what dudes on tinder are like are you can't fire because I want some more I said bra sound effect number two bra I love while you like that one clearly. I don't because I said bra sound effect number two What what about bra sound effect number two made you think that I liked that How's it going? You know what as much as I may be completely catfishing you my guy I appreciate that your your message is just how's it going and not something super funny So I'm gonna give you a little heart and I'm not gonna shit on you. Thank you my guy. Hey gorgeous. Hope sees. I'm a dude Poof, I'm a genie. You may have three wishes with only a limited set of rules wish one. I wish you I wish you realized I was a dude with the snapchat filter You only need one wish for this guy. Hey with the rose emoji. This guy said, hey, how are you and since I didn't respond He again said hey, how are you but just sent the picture of me. Hello. Hey, what's up? What are we gonna tell our friends when they ask us how we met? I'm gonna be honest My guy, I don't think you wanted to tell your friends about this one I got stopped by a cop while messaging you once I explained what tinder was and showed him a pic of you He let me go with a warning both you and the cop are fucking morons So congratulations What's your favorite sex position? Don't get it. This has never been successful for you. I know that this has never been successful for you You've never once sent this to a girl and she has positively responded to it. What in the world who raised you? I want to find your mother. My mom would smack the shit out of your mom. I promise that You you have looked you you would have to look at my profile picture for about three seconds to realize that That is either a dude with a snapchat filter or that they're not a fake account. There's not even the same people I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? Yo, holy shit. This one is so good This one's so good, but the continuity of it doesn't really make sense. Can you help me out? I forgot my password to tinder and when I click on password it asks for jess's number 911 baby Call and ask for jess fucking idiot It doesn't make sense because if you're logged into tinder, obviously you didn't forget your password But like that's pretty good. Now. Here's the thing. I have 1,053 likes But I think between I made this I made the account yesterday so that I would be ready to record today I made this account yesterday and I have 1,053 likes But when I go to like when I go to match with these guys that already liked me It says error failed to match Which I think means that tinder is shutting down my account because they know i'm a catfish account Or it's literally just glitching because I have 1,054 likes. How are there 1,054 guys literally in within? Okay, I'm not talking 1,054 guys in the world guys. I'm talking 1,054 guys There are 1,054 guys within 50 miles of the wit michigan aged 18 to 29 who thought that I was an attractive girl I am a ghost come here Goose Well Jess from lansing community college Who wants you to send your favorite pickup line? It has been a blast Not only am I just disgusted by all of this, but oh god. I got more not only am I disgusted by this But I literally can't match any more people So even if I wanted to see some more of the terribly terribly written and horny pickup lines I can't so that's going to conclude this video What will stop you men guys listen look at me listen. I get horny too. Okay, but at least when I get horny I know that it's like It's not this it's not this just breathe guys just breathe So long my friends don't get catfish and if you're gonna use tinder at least look at the girl's pictures Is it taking that look? I'm over it. I'll see you guys in the next video. I hope you enjoyed this one. Thanks for watching as always. Peace out