 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. The brilliant. Yep, Charlamagne the God. Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots. And today's show was brought to you by BetterHelp, man. Whatever struggles you are facing from depression and anxiety to trauma and grief, BetterHelp can connect you with a professional counselor in a safe and private online environment. It's so convenient. You can schedule secure video or phone sessions as well as chat and text with your therapist. And anything you share is completely confidential. Best of all, it's a truly affordable option. All listeners, even get 10% off your first month with the discount code idiot. So why not get started? Simply go to betterhelp.com slash idiots and fill out a questionnaire to get matched with a counselor. Your love today. It is a great day to start the show off with better help because today is World Mental Health Day. Okay? So yes, it is a good day to start off with that, you know? Are there any, like, crossover with these days? I feel like everything is a fucking day. Now, October 10th has been World Mental Health Day for a while. It's actually an official day. It's not like National Vanilla Bean Cheesecake Day. Flash Puerto Rican Flag Day, slash whatever. It's not one of those. Every day on Breakfast Club, I look at a list of national holidays. It's the weirdest shit in the world. I'm like, who makes up these days even better? Who celebrates this shit? Yeah. And I hardly celebrate the big ones. I'm definitely not giving a fuck about National Cheesecake Day. Now listen, National Steak and Blowjob Day. I never got a steak or a blowjob on National Steak and Blowjob Day. You can introduce your woman to that holiday. So this is, that's like the Valentine's Day for men. I would say so. I would say so. Your girl doesn't already do that? She hasn't already given you a steak and blowjob? It's a difference when she has to. You know what I'm saying? It's different when she has to because the day calls for it. Like I can't just say fuck your birthday. Fuck Valentine's Day. I can't just say fuck Christmas. I have to do something. People say it's the thought that counts. That's bullshit. No, it's the have to. It's the have to. It's the have to that counts. The expectation. I'm looking forward to this shit. What's up? Yeah, you're not taking out the trash. You got your feet up. I'm hungry and my balls are full. I didn't do shit to earn this other than the day calls for it. My stomach is empty and my balls are full. My balls are full. What's up? Okay. All right. Yo, we got a special guest here. It's our guy. That's right, man. We got DJ Head in the motherfucking building. West Coast. West Coast. DJ Head from Real 92 3LA. He's on the new show, Riverman Flow. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I think fucking on the regular. Hold on. I can tell by his smile and the way his skin glowing. Did we finish that? Oh, yeah, we did. I don't know if we did. But listen to BetterHelp.com. Oh, you did? Yeah, I did it. Listen, we need some better help. We need some better help reading his head. Listen, our listeners get a 10% off of your first month with the discount code idiots. So why not get started? Simply go to betterhelp.com slash idiots and fill out a questionnaire to get matched with a counselor your love. Oh, yeah, I definitely said that. You did? Yeah, I remember saying that about the counselor. Oh, my bad. We got church announcements. If everybody got church announcements, we got... We do got church announcements. I was wanting to hear about him getting pussy, but we can do church announcements. Can we get back to that? All right, fine. So October 26th, Palm Beach, Florida, okay? Maddador Tour coming. Then the first will be in Chico, California. Second, third, Sacramento, 14th, Norwalk, Connecticut, 16th, Boston, 22nd, New York. More dates added. TheAndrewShows.com. Get those tickets before they are gone. Several of those shows already sold out. So get on it, get on it, get on it. Yeah, it's okay. I don't know where the fuck I'm gonna be yet. I know I'm gonna be at A3C festival tomorrow. A3C. Yeah, A3C in Atlanta. Okay. Me and T.I. are on a panel there. I'll be out there tomorrow. I don't even know what time and whatnot, but I'll be there. What else I'm gonna... Oh, I set up a YouTube page. Hey! Yeah, you know, for whatever reason, people don't think it's really mine. What is it? It's C to God. C-T-H-A-G-O-D. I can understand why they don't think it's mine though, because there's so many pages out there that like they either the radio guy or they're Charlemagne the God or whatever. Mine is YouTube.com backslash C to God. And you can tell it's mine because it's really just like a lot of the one-on-one interviews that I've been doing. This week I put up an interview I did with Chance the Rapper and T.I. Yes, the Netflix. Netflix. And Netflix named it State of the Flow. I see y'all in my comments talking about, oh, you biting Joe Budden with State of the Culture. And I'm like, no, Netflix named it State of the Flow, but let's be clear, me and Duvall had a web series back in the day called Hood State of the Union. Okay, and let's also be clear, Tax Tone had a show before he went to jail called The Pull-Up. So please stay out my comments with that Joe Budden shit. Like, what the fuck out of here? Like, even when I do a one-on-one interview, they're like, oh, you biting Joe Budden? No, I'm biting Diane Sawyer and Barbara Walters and Oprah. Okay, and Dan Rath, not Dan Rath. What's dude named? It used to be on 60 Minutes. Dan Lauer? Not Dan Lauer. Matt Lauer. I'm definitely not Matt Lauer. Matt Lauer catching that meme. Three, four, five, sixes. That motherfucker won't quit. He's a gun. He's a M16. He's a M16 out this motherfucker. But yeah, but it is a YouTube page. It's up. I just put up a girl interview yesterday with the cast, the girlfriends. Hey, Jill Marie Jones, Tracy Ellis Ross, Golden Brooks and Persia White. You know, that was some bucket list shit for me because I'm a big, huge girlfriend's fanatic. So I got a few more. I got a lot more in the can actually. I got about five more I'm going to put out this year. Sick, man. Yeah, it's a scary feeling. Why? It's a scary feeling because we built up the Breakfast Club page and the Breakfast Club page got like 4 million subscribers. You know, it does like 50 million a month for some silly shit like that. Right, crazy. And you know, when you say to yourself, you know what? I'm going to start doing my own content and putting it out there. You want to be Beyonce? Do I want to be Beyonce? No, I want to be Charlamagne. No, I'm just fucking with you. Meaning like you don't want to be part of the group. I want to be Charlamagne. Huh? I'm Charlamagne. I don't know what to tell y'all. I'm me. I'm Linnard. Like I am. We know you're Charlamagne. I'm my own individual. But you like doing something outside of Breakfast Club as well. Of course. There it is. I mean, that's why I came up before that doing that though. Now I heard you and Angela Yee have an interview thing coming out. Where the two of you guys just interview each other. No way. No way. No way. Hold on. We're not going to subscribe to it. YouTube.com backslash C to God C T H A G O D. Got some cool shit coming on there. I love it man. What do you get credit for? Taylor says you need to get credit. What do you need to get credit for? Taylor, tell me. Oh yeah. Taylor edited the girlfriend's interview. Nobody care about that anyway. For the Breakfast Club. So look, so look. Can I tell you how crazy Taylor is? Taylor literally had like a stroke mid-conversation with us today. No. So she goes like this. She goes, she goes, she goes out of nowhere. She goes, you want to hear interesting fact? And I was like, I was like, yeah, sure. She goes, the top three STDs in New York. Gonorrhea. No, no, no. She just stopped. She just stopped a sentence. No, no, it wasn't a tease. She stopped and went back to her work. And me, Alex and Dwayne sitting here like, on the edge of your seat. Yo, like, do I got one? Like, what's up? And then we had to explain to her that that wasn't a fact. She thought that that was enough to be a fact. She just said, what the fuck they are? She's like, oh, you want to know what they are? Okay. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea. They're all curable. What do I say? Yeah, it's all curable. It's Gonorrhea, Chlamydia. I forgot the third one was syphilis. All curable. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I got the flu. Yeah. That's the flu. I will say if you get worried. If you're burning in 2019, something wrong with you, bro. Grow up. Been going to DR. Grow up. Grow up. Grow up, man. Getting burned at 2019? You're growing as human? Yeah. Why you saying like that? That's childhood, bro. That's childhood, bro. Think about it. All the time, listen. All the time, you don't remember all the time you heard about getting burned? When you was in, you heard that at high school, like you got burned. Yeah. Yeah. Childish shit, man. But now adults, adults shouldn't get STDs. Especially not gonorrhea. Imagine being 40 years old at the urinal pissing and burning. That's gonorrhea, the one that pisses me off. Yes, man. Plus coming out your dick, you had work, like who? Whoa. You mad at everybody? I think in college, too. Like college was a thing. Yes. I remember I had a scare, like I had an ingrown hair, but I just started having sex at 18. Oh, you thought it was a herp. I thought it, bro. I thought my lactose was going to die. Yeah. I asked the lady in the student hospital, I'm like, I was like, yo, am I going to die? And then she just looked at me and she was laughing. And I was like, no, like for real, like I need to know what I got shit to do. And she was like, no, this is an ingrown hair. And I was like, what is that? Because I ain't never had one before. I'd be feeling that shit, too. When you get them ingrown hairs, you don't know what that shit is, bro. I got scared. Like what the fuck are living in dormitory me? That's ingrown hair. I've seen that shit on girls, bro. I've seen some wild shit on girls pussy. And I'd be like, that's an ingrown hair. I think it looked crazy. Because I'm not giving up this pussy. I convinced myself. That shit looks like full wart. And I'm like, nah, that's an ingrown hair. It looked crazier in white people, though. What, the ingrown hairs? Yeah. It's like red and like look infected. Yes, but y'all get way more because your hair is so much curlier. That's a fact. I don't know how to grow straight out. It's like razor bumps on your dick. Exactly. That's all that you need, bevel. So I told my wife the other day, I wanted the motherfucking, I wanted to get rid of all my pubic hair. Yo, I want a laser together. You want to go together in laser? I'm with it. Can we do that? Dead ass? I don't want that shit, bro. Dude, I don't want it on my balls. And the order you get, you get that shit. That shit is just like here. Yeah, dude. That shit looked dumb. I know. I got to fade my shit. And then I got one gray on the left side. And I got a strong gray too. You got a gray pubic hair? I got a strong gray, bro. Dude. A strong gray. You know how somebody walking in a room in a bed and you can see that one little gray? Like Damien Lemon would have that strong on his chin. I got a strong gray hair on my dick, bro. I'm like, man, I am old. You heard that David Tell joke? No. Because I found a gray pubic hair today. And don't worry, it wasn't mine. Ah, hilarious. Have you seen Deion Cole saying that special? No, but good. I haven't seen it. Everybody keeps saying how good it is. He's great. Deion Cole is great. I haven't seen him in a minute. But he's saying it's on that Chappelle, Bill Burl level. He's not giving a fuck. Yeah, yeah. He's unique. He's got great delivery. You got a great voice too. No, no, Deion's funny, man. I never heard you say anything bad about a comic. Yeah, you don't do that. No, no, no. Not on like this. Oh, got you. I've never heard him say anything like, oh, no. He's terrible. Like never on this because that's G code. It's like, you know, that's our thing. We talk about our shit. We handle it with us. If a comic steals, that's different because you broke the rules. Oh, OK. So so if he tells on you, you allowed to snitch on him or if he. Yeah, exact. Well, I guess I don't know how to snitch and shit works. But like if you could, for example, like. If Carlos Macias stealing jokes, right? He was out there stealing jokes. So the community was like, yo, you're you're out. It's done. Exactly. I heard that name forever. That's why got him out. Wow. Yeah, you're worse than the mob. We don't know you're worse than Trump. Yeah, you know who was worse than me. You don't. Stephen A Smith. Hey, man, listen, salute to the Jewish people. All right, salute to the Jewish unit. You know what I'm saying? I'm not even saying I'm not even showing them. Listen, I have no problem with the way they move and the reason I have no problem with the way they move is because they have struck a fear in people and people know not to fucking play with them. I think they look out for their own. I don't know what it is, but I just don't people know not to fucking play with them. Stephen A Smith. And now that I hear it again, I understand what Stephen A Smith was trying to say. He was like, you don't hear nobody outside of the Jewish communities talking X, Y and Z because people know to watch they fucking mouth when talking about the Jewish community. Six, nine snitch on everyone but the Jews. They're like, yo, what's up with these these apartment buildings that they got mad people living in the charge of crazy rent? I don't know nothing. Nothing, bro. That's what he said. I don't know. Listen, it's because they it's because they have proven throughout time. They don't bullshit when you fuck with them and say something that they don't like. Are you insult them in some way shape or form? There's nothing wrong with that. By the way, cancel culture, cancel culture ain't nothing, but what they've been doing. That's what everybody's trying to adopt. Everybody's trying to be able to shut shit down the way they shut shit. Yeah, but cancel culture is a little different because there's people with no power trying to shut down. That's my point. They want power. Yeah, but they don't have the power that the Jews could glomer and got. Yeah, but yeah, but the Jews Jewish conglomerate has power. Yes, right? So they actually can do it to protect their interests like some fucking nerd in a basement that's like tweeting at somebody is gets off on the fact that a corporation a billion dollar corporation bends to his whim. By the way, her whim. That's where they get their rocks off. You're right. And a corporation corporation, first of all, they don't even have to lift a finger and they don't reason to have to lift a finger. As soon as you open your mouth to say something slick, that corporation will get rid of you before the smoke even comes by the time the smoke comes. They like, oh, we got rid of him already. Don't even worry about it. And no smoke. What do you mean? There's no smoke. Wasn't even a fire. It's gone. Yeah, you're right. See, even they Smith couldn't even finish his sentence. Molly cut that shit off. Hey, Molly. Hey, you just you know how to distract people. She took a knee. She bought a collar cabinet. Collar cabinet. Collar cabinet. Like that's literally what she did. She literally exactly how to deflect. John Carlos. She had a first step in there. No, no, no, no. Collar cabinet. Like what? Got nothing to do with this. What the fuck are we talking about? Collar cabinet. OJ Simpson on Twitter when we're back. Let's go to commercial. What? What? What does that mean? Commercial. All right. You said you saw the Joker. Oh, but let's put a button on that salute to the Jewish community. You are respect off for him. Hey, man. I don't know what Andrew just said. You are respected. All right. Now we saw the Joker, right? Mm hmm. So best movie. It would have been a perfect film except for one scene. Really? But like Keith Ledger. Rest in peace. Doesn't even come close to Joaquin Phoenix. Damn doesn't even come close. And you got to consider something. That's an Oscar winner you talking about. Oh, they won't give the Oscar to him because that whole shit is corrupt anyway. Like all these, you know, award shows. But the, uh, but his performance was unreal and you have to consider this. Keith Ledger was in the dark night for 30 minutes. He's a side character. Keith Ledger is in every scene of the Joker. Except you think one. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Joaquin Phoenix is in 30 minutes screen time screen time 30 minutes. I had to be more than that. How many scenes you remember him in? Cop car. The scene blowing the shit up the cop car while in the dinner at the top of the building. And the meeting with the mob. Meeting with the mob. And do the scene where the bank in the beginning. And he barely in that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you don't even know if it's him. Actually, he's like walking, but he's covered. Yeah. Wow. No, no. Don't get me wrong. Amazing performance on his behalf, but he didn't have to carry every scene of the film. I heard Joaquin, Joaquin, whatever. He's not black, bro. He's not black, bro. I heard him. Not how to make him black, bro. It's Joaquin. I heard Joaquin is in every scene. Every scene getting tipsy. That's what I heard. So he was dancing like one of these model bitches at like one oak. He had his hands in the air, dude. I'm gonna go see it as soon as I get some time, yo. Oh, dude. I don't mind you spoiling the DC movie. So it was the scene you said. It was the scene you said. I'm not spoiling nothing. But you said it was one scene that would have everybody shooting people. No. Okay, there's one scene where they basically like deliver the message of the film. And the message of the film is when you take already mentally ill people and you isolate them, you don't give them any help, you ignore them, and then you on top of that bully them. Their only recourse is this. It was almost justifying it. Now, they explain that deliberately in the scene. Like the Joker almost breaks character to say it. And I'm like, why'd you have to break? Why'd you have to do the Hollywood thing where you give the messaging? And then when I walked out after a couple of days like thinking about it, I was like, holy shit, if they didn't do that, people would just be in the streets shooting people up. Because the messaging of the film outside of that will be, well, if somebody bulls you, just fucking kill them. And then everybody will be, you'll be everybody's hero. But do you think that that was intentionally placed in the film for that reason? They shot the scene apparently multiple times in multiple different ways. Wow. And it's so different. The scene is this beautiful arc where he goes from a person with no control, no agency, no nothing whatsoever. He's just so vulnerable and pathetic. And then he slowly, via killing people who have bullied him, he totally turns into the Joker. And then in that one scene in the late night talk show, and I'm not really ruining anything for the movie, in the late night talk show. You shot Robert De Niro in the head. I can't tell you what happened. You never know what happened. You'd have to see the movie to know. But in that scene, that's when he should come to fully form Joker, right? So he's like, in the beginning, mumbling and insecure. By that scene, he should be charming, charismatic, take over the room, own the fucking spotlight Joker. And he walks on to the talk show like that. He has all the confidence. You're like, oh fuck, he finally, this is the Joker we now know. And then all of a sudden like reverts back to it to deliver this message, which sucks. But there's one other part. I think what a lot of people are missing about this movie is that I don't think the Joker that is Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker that we know because the age discrepancy between Batman and the Joker would be too much. Oh no, Joker's older on purpose. He is older. He is much older? Yeah, and I don't know if he's much older, but in the comic books, the Joker is definitely older than Bruce Wayne. Because in the comic books, Joker kills Bruce Wayne's parents. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, when Bruce Wayne was a kid. Right. So Bruce Wayne is four. I mean, there is a wild thing I don't want to give away that is so cool in the movie about like the origin story between Joker and Bruce Wayne. There's some connectivity there. He's that. I didn't know anything. I never read that in the comic book about him being a dad. No, they added this. It could be or it could not be. The reason I'm throwing shit against the wall is because I heard they added shit that don't necessarily coincide with. It doesn't, but it makes it even better. And it makes the relationship even better. Like, and dude, the thing about the movie that's so cool is that it's like it's art in the way that whatever your issue is. You see reflected in the movie. So if you're like an anti-gun person, you're like, see, this is the reason why we need gun laws. If you're like an anti, you know, like a homegrown terrorism or whatever that shit is, you're like, see, this is the reason why, you know, white people are the biggest terrorists and you need to watch them out. And if you're a mental health person, you look and you're like, see, this is why we need to look at mental health. I would think that. I mean, it sounds like it's an anti-bullying movie because you'd watch this movie and be like, man, you just stop fucking with these people. And you don't talk with crazy people, but you don't know who's crazy. They tell you, you fucking that's true. You walk out of that movie theater like, I'm going to be nice people today, bro. Yeah, I mean, I see people that as you should, though, like that's the whole thing about kindness, right? Kindness is treat everybody kindly because you never know what people are going through. You never know people are dealing with. But what's the barrier to that, though? What do you mean? Like we talk shit when we make fun of the homies. Yeah, I talk shit to all my homies. Like, is there a barrier? Like, do you have to like, you know if they're mentally or not ill or not like you're not going to talk shit to that crazy dude, talk shit to people who are, but you don't know. That's what that's my point, though. Mentally, I don't know what it shows is mentally unstable and we don't know. You know what I'm saying? But he told me and we just we just kill each other on, you know, I'm saying in the text. Yeah, like, how are you supposed to know? You don't. You don't. And it could happen. That's my point, though. Like, how the fuck do you regulate that? I told our cameraman today. Cameraman and revolt is named Steven. I call him Steven the White Demon. You know, he goes through a lot of shit. Like, yeah, bad relationships with women, whatever, whatever. And he he comes in there spazzing a lot. And so he was standing right behind me to get the camera. And I'm like, yo, bro, I don't like you standing behind me. I don't trust you. You might be a domestic terrorist. He goes, Charlamagne, you know me. And I go, and that's exactly why I don't fucking trust you. Because I know you. I watch you every day. Don't stand over there. I can't keep my eyes on you when you behind me like that. You know what I'm saying? How the White Cameraman swing on me before? Shout out to Brad. Shout out to Sheltsy. What are you saying? What are you saying? The Joker was good though. So the Joker was unbelievable. I gotta go see it. Is it part of a bigger universe? You seen it? No, I haven't seen it. But I'll dive into the little breakdowns and shit. Supposedly they're making standalone films because they aren't that successful at making the universe film. They suck at it. They ruin the whole shit for me. Their universe sucks. I know what the Nolan brothers, the trilogy for Batman. Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan. That shit was fire. Like, I have to give them to him. I didn't fuck with Batman Begins and I fuck with the Dark Knight and the Dark Knight Rises. I like those iterations. That trilogy was dope. That trilogy was dope. Unbelievable. Everything else trash. But that's because it's about Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan. Anything they touch is fucking gold. Whereas everybody else who's fucked with DC, you're not exactly sure. This guy who made this movie. What's the guy's name? Todd Phillips. I have no idea. This guy is a fucking artist, man. So this one is worth it. Dude, it's so good, man. And I'm sitting there watching this movie and I'm like, why are we so drawn to the Joker? There's all these characters. There's all these villains. There's all these heroes. He's top. He's top five villain of all time in any genre of comic. Would he be top five comic book character of all time? Hmm. How can a villain? So I think so because I would put I would put Batman top five comic book characters of all time. And you really like there's really no Batman without Joker. There's no other villain in Batman that even comes close. Banglin freeze. Fuck out of here. Riddle none of them. I'm thinking why the fuck are we so compelled with Joker? That's interesting. Like we keep on making this character over and over again Joker, right? We keep on coming back to it. And I start to realize we relate way more to the Joker than we do Batman. I'm not a billionaire. I'm not a martial artist. I don't have crazy technology and a butler and all suspenderable income. And humor. Who the fuck want to be around a rich motherfucker that don't laugh? Don't laugh. Not even once. You don't want to laugh. Joker want to laugh. You want to have a drink. You're getting some pussy. You know what I'm saying? You might kill a couple of people in between top but he's cool. But he's cool. Listen, he's listen. Who hasn't felt lonely a little bit? Who hasn't felt? Who's lonelier than Batman? Son. Lucky Batman ain't the one out here. Real talk, why isn't it? He got both of his parents killed right in front of him. You know why? No mental health relapse besides a low voice. You know why? Why? Because Alfred makes sure every day his national steak and blow job. And then once he got Robin in the fold, Robin made sure every day the national steak and blow job day. Holy shit. Alfred like, look, I'm going to cook this steak. You give the blow job. Is Alfred the first like Jeffrey Epstein? Oh shit. The Batcave? Bro, the Batcave was really the boy cave. Dude, it was going down, dude. Holy shit. Nobody cared about the relationship between Robin and Batman. You realize in the movies they don't explore that relationship. Not at all. Because it looks too weird now. In 2019, 2020, you would wonder why does motherfucker run around with this little boy? Who is this little boy's parents? Was he a teenager when he first got with him? Yes. How old was he about? I don't know how old Robin's supposed to be but his name is The Boy Wonder. Coming to the stage, The Boy Wonder. What the fuck? Oh, I never thought he would like that. Yes. You know what his real name was, right? What? Dick Grayson. That's his name. That's his government name. Oh, his real name is Dick. Yeah, like Batman is Bruce Wayne. His real name is Dick Grayson. Dick Grayson, yeah. And he's white. What does that have to do with it? Oh, littler. Oh. So Dick Grayson. No, our dicks are regular. No. Asian is littler. No. You guys are allegedly bigger. Allegedly, which we don't even know is true. I don't know if that's true or not. It's actually, yeah, who knows? I'm 7-3-4-8 when it's warm up. My dick looks like me, bro. Right? How does it look? It looks like me. Like my shape, like my look. Like the way I'm just colored my eyes. Yeah, I'm not like, I'm not like. Superman's dick look like them pigs in the Bahamas. The two boys. I'm not sure. Yo, Korsky, it is amazing. Natasha Sandy cut that shit off. The hairdo look good when it's shiny. You know what I'm saying? But it's like, my dick looks like me. I can't just, it looks like me. My dick is built like you. It's built like you. Yeah. Basically, it's foliated. Yeah, might intimidate you. You know what I mean? Low center gravity. Yeah, depending on what you've seen before. You know what I'm saying? It might intimidate you. I don't know. It comes at the wrong time. Oh, all the time. Wow. All the time. All, all the motherfuckers. It's very selfish. Right when you about to get yours. As soon as you say, I'm coming. Oh, that's it. As soon as you say, I'm about to come. Oh, I'm sorry, I beat you to it. Either we coming or I'm coming. I beat you to it. You gotta hurry it up, man. It's either me or we. He was having this conversation about like, you know, guys, when you're, when you, I guess when you got a little bit of money, your dick is lazy. I don't know nothing about that. Well, I ain't got no money yet. I think dick has gotten way better for women as they've made money because there was a time where you didn't make women didn't make any money. They literally needed us to take them out of their parents house and then give them a new house where they could have a life in children. So at that point in time, we weren't even thinking about your orgasm because we had already done so much for you. We had improved your life so much. So it was like the fact that we would have to make all the money, bring home all the, you know, do all that kind of keep you safe, have the house have all those things and make your orgasm was at least, it was excessive. Now that you can, it was excessive. You should have asked for it. But now that you have your own money, you have your own home, you know, everything, we need to go down on you. We need to please you and need to make your orgasm. I like, I like making my woman orgasm just because I feel like that's my job. When we say, you know, when men say our job is to protect and provide, that's part of provision. You know what I'm saying? I want to make you get that orgasm. I want to make you nut. I would not say it's part of provision. I would say it's like the extra channels in the cable package, you know, like the basic basic, bro. No, the organism is not basic. NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, bro. Son, yeah, you say an orgasm comes with the intended to goes up like that. No, it should. Orgasm is to say what? Why not? Because it takes more from me to make her orgasm than it takes from her to make me orgasm. Cause we built different. Exactly. And they are far that you can fucking snap your fingers like Thanos and are not vanishes. Bro, they don't vanish. It appears. Yeah, definitely. That shit come. Listen, it don't take nothing from me. You got it still nothing. That's one of my greatest mental exercises is coming. No, no, holding that. Oh, holding it back. Not nothing. Not nothing. And what do you think about to hold it back in everything? I do my ABCs. You know what I'm saying? You mean you do your ABCs? I look at the water, I go A, B, C, D, E, F, G. I start counting my strokes. I don't know why I start counting them. One, two, three. It's like, it's kind of like holding your breath. You see how long I can hold my breath underwater. You know what I'm saying? What else? What else do I think? Standing up, definitely. If I stand up, if I'm laying, if I'm doing missionary, it's over. Cause you're doing the pumping. But what if you let her get on top? Oh, I'm done. When she finishes off? Quick fast. Damn. Really? That's where I can control the best. No, no, no, no. Quick fast. Yeah? Quick fast. If she's on top. Yeah, cause I'm not controlling. Cause I just started looking at shit. Exactly up. No, you can't do, but you look stupid. Whatever. I don't care. I already look stupid. I'm going like this. No, no, it's dark. Oh, brother, get away with that. Listen, I have sex in the dark. Yeah, that's true. She don't know what you're looking at. No, I'm not scared of my body. Scared of hers. In the middle of the night. He's single. We met in the club. You're different in the back. That's when you can really look at the walls and shit. And she don't know what's going on back there. And you can put in that work. I had a booger wall when I lived with my parents and I bring girls. I'd have a booger wall. I just like white boogers on the fucking thing. What? Oh, you know, it's really gross sometimes. Oh, yeah, of course. But sometimes it is. Some white people should have your own room. Yeah. So, but I would have the, but I just stare at my booger wall. And that's how I would try to not know. The boogers kept you from nothing. Yeah, bro. Yeah, man. Did you, now keep it real. You ever eat one of them? Never ate, but I'd be like rubbing like braille. My God. Why do you think I like the Joker so much? So what you say is we shouldn't make fun of you. Don't do it. Taylor, what? Look at all my men shit. Taylor, what you're talking about orgasm and over there or other shit that doesn't exist? Yeah, masturbation. Yeah. Yes. And we were talking about masturbation earlier. Well, I was talking about masturbation. With who? Nobody. This is what she does, bro. She just be saying shit by herself. She finished that whole sentence to me by herself and thought that like I was involved. Yes, it is. We were talking about masturbation earlier. Nobody was talking about masturbation. No, it's some real shit. My big homie told me that he said women start conversation and finish it talking to you. Yo, hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. How many times a girl just said so Megan said. So anyway, you were masturbating go. That's where you lost that nail. About masturbation with my fellow friends. Okay. Co-workers. Yeah. That's an HR violation right there for sure. So nobody want to come to work here about that shit. She doesn't masturbate. Do you guys think it's weird? You being in a relationship. Do you think it's weird that you're right? She's putting you on blast right now, Jess. Jazz is a child. Do I think it's weird that what? Well, how old is Jazz before we have this conversation? 29 in April. So I'm really not a child. No, she's not a child at all. You should have, your fingers should be worn out by now. Yeah. Do I think it's weird? They look like you've been in a bath. If you're in a relationship, do you think it's weird if your girl masturbates? No. Okay. That's less work for me. Yeah. I don't think it's weird. I just don't masturbate at all. Why? You never have? I don't trust people like that. Why? What the hell? That's some bullshit. How can a man know how to make you come if you don't know how to make yourself come? Exactly. Oh, that's a great question. I don't know. I just honestly, every time that I tried to do something like that, it made me feel like, damn, I can't get dick. And I just got, I turned myself off. I didn't know what I was doing. But you know you can get dick. You just walk outside. I felt like that the first time I jacked off. What? The first time I jacked off, I felt like a total loser. I really thought, I thought jacking off with some shit that you did when you picked it pussy. Nah, I came like the second or third time because I felt so depressed while I be jacking off and I just stopped. Yeah. That's how I feel. I feel depressed almost like, what's going on with me? Like, why can't I get it? Do you watch videos or something? That's what I was telling them too. I find porn to be hilarious to me. And then when I also look at porn, it just, it makes me ask myself, I can't believe these girls are really taping themselves getting fucked. Yeah. So I go into a different space when I see porn. I guarantee you work with somebody that's done that. Done what? Porn? No, taped themselves. Of course, probably. Women do that. They take pictures of themselves. Yeah. They take pictures of the naked in the mirror. That's soft porn. Because I think it's like set up. I don't feel like it's natural. It's not natural. That's what we love. Yeah. We don't want to be natural. It's not natural that six guys is jerking off on a girl. Right. Yeah, that's unnatural. I love reality show porn. Bang bros. When they used to ride around in the white van and just see girls driving down the street. Almost dropped out of college because I watched that. Oh, you know those my guys, right? You know them? I know them. They listen to the breakfast club religiously. Son, we have to get them on. Brilliant idiots. I would be a dream. I literally was in college freshman year. I found this bangbos and I'm paying $30,000 a year for college and these guys are driving around in a van just fucking random hot chicks. And I'm like, I might buy a van. And we, you know, the illest part about it is we didn't know if it was real. Number one, right? We didn't know if it was real. Number two, we thought the white vans were restricted just to pedophiles, which they debunked that fucking stereo. And number three, first show I ever binge watched. Oh, yeah. Before it, it was a Netflix. It was bang bros all day every day. Yes, amazing. You know how I knew it was set up? Oh, that guy's cock was too big to fit in an average woman. The guy's cock that would fuck the girls, he had a mallet. What? I was wondering if guys like compare their cocks to them. Nobody said compare. I do. You said we watch. Yeah. And I don't like too big dick porn. I got, I got, I got an extension. I don't, but yeah, but like I don't just don't even like it. Like there's a guy that I watch. He does backroom casting couch and his name is Rick. Okay. And he's his dick is actually almost too small because I don't believe the girl's sounds that come from it. Right. But like I, his dick is like, you feel amazing when you're watching his dick. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're not at all embarrassed about what it is. You're like, I'm incredible. It's like your dick looks like his filtered. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you're thinking about when you watching this. Something I kind of, I mean, I'm crazy. Like I, I just go up to like the negotiation. Like when they're not even fucking yet, but he's like, you know, you can make $5,000 a day. I'm like, oh yeah, you can make $5,000 a day. She's gonna fall for it, Rick. She's gonna fall for it. I just say it's an extension. If I see a dick that's bigger than mine, I'm like, oh, that shit ain't real. Oh, so you think it's fake? I mean, I don't know if it is or not, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I don't know if it's fake or not. I just like, that shit ain't real. Hey, the homies say women think they cute till you wipe the back of their neck with an alcohol swab. Oh, shit. Dirty ass neck. Dirty ass fucking neck. That shit don't humble the shit out here. That shit don't humble you real fast because you could just say. Go get a wet wipe then. Let's do a little talk. Go get a wet wipe. Let's see who got the dirtiest fucking neck in there. Bring some wet wipes. No, no, no, but someone follow her because she's going to wash her neck. She's going to wash her neck. That's right. Guys, you know what a wet wipe challenge is? The guy is slick. We're going to do the wet wipe challenge. There you go. There you go. Get that thing. We're going to do the wet wipe challenge, God damn it. Yo, the wet wipe challenge. We're going to do the wet wipe challenge. Dude, we're going to break up some couples. 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I said the big homie told me girls think that they cute till you wiped the back of their neck with an alcohol swab. And Taylor does what she always does, jumps in the conversation. She has no business jumping in and she said, what about guys? Y'all too? As if she knows anything about this. So, we're going to do the wet wipe challenge. I have a wet wipe here. We're going to start with Taylor. Come on over here. Let's show you get that good swab. Okay. Oh, let me show you the part she gets on. Yeah! I hate you! I'm going to show you the part. Whoa, right there. There you go. There you go. Oh, there you go. Why are you going so hard? Let me see what you got. Hi! Hold on. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. That was a lie. I take a shower in the morning all the time. No, no, you still got it. You say it or not. Give me it. It's not alcohol wipe. That's what it is. That alcohol pull that dirt off. Oh, this is clean. Oh, no, this is just a regular. We need the alcohol wipes. And I know it's some dirt back there because I saw it. What do we want? I hate her. Yo, she still got a little dirt. I'm not going to lie. It's a little tear. You think we got some alcohol wipes? Momos. Mama definitely got some alcohol wipes. Oh, we're going to get some dirt. Let me see the other side. Brandy, come here. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. He said, I'm good. Brandon, you can't let all Africans down right now, Brandon. We're all good. You out here reinforcing stereotypes here, bro. Africa is a beautiful place. It is beautiful, but I'm going to let them down right now. I'm going to let them down right now. Wait, wait, what were you going to do? Hold on. Hold on. What were you going to ask him to do? We all good over here. What were you going to ask him to do? Wipe that neck. Yeah. My shit clean. I washed twice a day, God damn it. I got eczema. He said he got eczema. Don't blame it on the eczema. That's good. Put it right up, huh? Listen, man, what were you doing drinking fucking beer out of a shoe, bro? Oh, dude, I was in Australia, man. What the fuck was that about? It's called a shoey. It's what they do. It's like part of their celebration. You pour a beer into a shoe and then you chug that shit. And I was out there doing shows and there's this guy named Frenchie who's kind of popularized it out there. And who's shoe? Some guy in the audience. A random guy? Yeah, it wasn't my shoe. But the smart thing is... Why? Well, because if you do your own shoe, you got to walk around the rest of the night with a soaking wet shoe. But if you do someone else's shoe, you run the risk of, you know, getting like staff infection or something crazy like that. But if you don't, then you have a dry shoe and you just did the shoey. Is it safe to say that white people have so much privilege? Yeah. Like Australia, though. They white, bro. They white people. That they just make up shit to do. Son, we are the shit, bro. You know, white people are a shit when you think about it. Think about all this cool shit we just make up, bro. We're bored. You like drinking, drink out your shoe. What does it symbolize? It's just not giving a fuck fun, joy. We'll do whatever. A lot of the stuff we just do to troll black people. West Coast. I don't want to know why. If you're doing it to troll black people, you can do it out of a Jordan. All right? No, no, no, no. That'd be a joke. Even we don't want to waste the Jordan. Yeah. No, no, but... No, we don't do it to troll black people because there's no black people in Australia. But it's more just like... I don't know, we just like having fun with shit, man. We just like having a good time and doing absurd, stupid shit. And there's no purpose behind it. Skydive, bungee jump, all this kind of stuff. I know how people do that. That's thrill-seeking. Yeah, this is thrill-seeking, too. I guess. That's a thrill. Like doing a keg stand. There's no, like, thrill with that, but it's just funny. But at least you get drunk. Exactly. I guess, okay. So I'm going to beer to get drunk. When you drank the beer out of the shoe. Yes. Like, did you like, yo, man, let me get your team? Yes. So here's the thing about white people. For like, for like thousands of years, we've like... Ah, here we go. Show me your back to finish your point. So for thousands of years, like, we were trying to be like cool, or our version of cool. It's not what cool is today, but like, back in the day, like being refined and exquisite was cool, right? So now we're coming on the other end of that where you, like, reject all things cool. So drinking beer out of a shoe isn't a refined, expensive, rich thing to do. It's the exact opposite. I'm drinking out of the dirtiest thing ever. Oh, shit. Exactly. Look at hipsters. It's like, I'm going to reject all the wealthy things and look like I'm a homeless person. Right. So that's, I think, where our culture is kind of shifting. We're like doing everything that pushes away the idea of being hoity-toity and fancy. That's, that's, I don't know. Don't worry. Y'all are going to get that one. No, we not. No, you got it. Once you get, you got to get so much money that you start thinking money's not cool. And that's where white people are. We've been rich for so long that we're like, yo, being poor is kind of cool, huh? Let's try that. Let's do what those white guys do. Let's try and place it. I got a couple of neighborhoods to visit. Yeah, but don't worry. We'll be there. That's not all white people. Nah. Listen, they're definitely the elite whites that want to hold on to that. I mean, you got the 1%, but then you got a lot of poor white people. It's a lot of poor white people. A lot, I mean, a lot of poor white people. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And they've kind of embraced the poverty too. It's kind of cool to see. I mean, they love it. You go downstairs. That's what the whole trailer park vibe was. Hell yeah. I saw you in the thing with the... They even had their own haircut, the mullet. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You can afford just enough to cut just enough off. That's how poor you are, only the front? Only the front. That's it. Got to let that shit ride in the back. Yeah. The fucking shag, look. They say business in the front, party in the back. I think that's the... Nobody wants to party with anybody with a mullet. What about your cousins? You fuck them. Yeah. And amongst that community. That's what we call a party. Mullet mashing. Oh, yeah. That's what they call it. Yeah. That's it. Uh-huh. And what you were saying that? No, I was about to ask some shit about white people fighting kangaroos. Oh, yeah. I think they did that. I don't know. But they were really friendly when we went there. Go get that neck wipe, Taylor. Now, what's the name of those wipes we got? We have... These are some bar wipes. Smokey bones, alcohol wipes. Okay. Get that neck wipe. Bar and fire grill. Get the middle of that nape. Fresh nap. Moist towelette. Hey, you might have cleaned it already. I think I did, though. Okay. Stop! Let me see if I can wear it. Get right here. I got that guy. There you go. It's not a thing. I can't reach it. Woo! That's a good swab there. Show it to me. She's fucking clean, bro. Okay, we'll do it like this. Go in another room and do it under your breath and do it and come back. I bet you that shit's dirty as fuck. I bet under that breath, dirty as shit. Yeah, yeah. Charlotte, get one. Yeah. Let me do it. Hey, y'all niggas watching y'all necks and shit? I watch my shit, too, but damn. I thought we'd get some dirty necks in this motherfucker, man. Yeah, her shit's spotless. For real? Because you know. I feel like Taylor wiping it on the black hoodie on purpose. Damn, let's see the white man now. I ain't be fucked up with his shit black. What? Dirty, dirty. You got to do shows legs. You know, white people don't wash their legs. Because we don't need to. Yes, you do. White people don't wash our legs. We don't wash below the dick. Let's do the neck first, then do the ankle. Let's see. Also, yeah, we don't use a little towel. You don't use a towel. Nah, hell no. Oh, what? Just for our hands. For what? It's so... That's crazy. You get in there better with the nails. Damn. I'm nice. All right, ankles. Let's do them ankles, though. Put your shit right over here. Hold on. Hold on. Wet wipe challenge, baby. Get that shit. Get that shit. You want it right there? The ankle, you know what the ankle is? Taylor. No, but he put all his stuff. Listen, the ankles don't matter. We don't get ashy like you guys, bro. You're going for the ankle? Damn, Nickus is clean. No, guys, we're in the first world here, okay? The dirtiest so far was definitely you. The first one. Nickus is clean. Huh. What? What? What? What? What? What? I missed it. I said... What? I said, Nickus is clean. I said, huh? I said it? I can't agree with everything. What do we think of Bernie Sanders having a heart attack, bro? Bro. That shit is amazing marketing. What do you mean? What do you mean? He's really trying to healthcare shit out, bro. He's about his policies, me. Like, that motherfucker. Real talk. Real talk. I think Bernie got to tap out, bro. Huh? He got to tap out. He did. He's gone. No, I think he really need to tap out. I think it's time... He need to pull the plug, man. It's a shame, yo. That's bad terminology. What? Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah. I didn't mean it like that. It's sad because he's the only one that really cares, man. He's really the only one that cares. Who else cares? I think a little bit of Warren cares. I think Mayor Pete cares. He's a fucking liar, bro. You can't be associated... Maybe Mayor Pete. I'm going to tell you, hey, by the way, you can know people who do politics. And I never thought about this till this weekend. And now I have. I think the Clintons actually did care, bro. Ooh, talk to me. The reason I think the Clintons actually did care, I mean, I know people talk about the 94 crime bill, which Bill Clinton implemented Joe Biden wrote, but Bill Clinton pushed it through. But the reason they did that was on my ass. On the behest of a lot of... The Black Caucus. The Black Caucus. John Lewis. A lot of black people in the churches, stuff like that. I was at Tyler Perry's grand opening for his studio this week. I think it was only like 300 people invited with plus ones. Like 400 people. Somebody had been like 800 people there or something like that. And, you know, up until it was time to go, like for at least a month or so, they were saying, hey, you got to be there at five o'clock for secret service check-in. Now, everybody's like, oh, shit, secret service. Oh, Brock must be coming on Michelle. Like, you know, you just stay... I'm not thinking anything. I'm like, oh, shit, you know, got to be the Obamas. Got to be the Obamas. But it was the Clintons. Yeah. It was Bill and Hillary. That's crazy. And I'm sitting there like... I've never kicked it with them outside of like, you know, I've never met Bill at all, but I've never kicked it with Hillary outside of doing interviews. Yeah. Things like that. But, you know, we just, we was talking, casual conversation about shit. You were just talking to Bill Clinton. Oh, oh, Bill. First of all... I bet you she didn't bring hot sauce to this event. First of all, Bakari introduced me to Bill. I'm like, Bill, what's happening? You know what I'm saying? Introduce my wife. Bill's, you know, he's tall. He's looking down at my wife. He's shaking the hand. You know what I mean? Charming. And Shake lasted a little too long for my liking. You know what I'm saying? I'm working on myself in therapy. Bill's a ladies man. The security's still there. Charming. So I say, you know, I'm on that tequila. I'm on that goddamn... Put it like this. I'm so drunk that I'm calling it 1492 instead of 1942. All right? Oh, I didn't know what it was. Yeah, it's 1942. It was one part in the party. I was like, come on, let's go get some 1492. And Tip was like, you going to drink the blue water that Columbus had on? I'm like, yeah. Quick response. So I'm like, I go, Bill, you shaking my wife's hand a little too long. You said that? You got that right. Bill goes, Bill goes, Charlamagne, you would want me to talk to her for an hour. At this stage of my life, I'm just old and harmless. You liked it. No, he didn't. Bill's a player. Oh, player, player, player, player. But if I'm a player, player, I'm like, but I fuck with that though. That's just some cool shit. Like, you know, we going back and forth when I'm saying all that to say... He was on Episcene's Island. I don't know. No, I'm saying all that to say he had no reason to be at Tyler Perry's Island. They're not running for anything. You know what I'm saying? He had no reason to be there other than he wanted to be there to support his guy Tyler. You understand what I'm saying? People say, oh, you pandering, you pandering, you pandering. There was no presidential candidates there. Interesting. But Hillary and Bill was there and they was at the church the next day. Cooling. Having a good time. That's crazy. Mining their business. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't like PR and like... No! You couldn't even take no picture of my... I mean, you could take pictures. If people take a picture with them, you saw how I take a picture with Bill. But you could, but I mean, it's like... It wasn't that type of scene. They was just there in support of Tyler Perry. They didn't have to be there. That's crazy. I thought that was dope. That's, to me, that said a lot. If Hillary was running or something, I'd be like, all right. So then that would be a victim of circumstance because they could still have good intentions. That's a fact. You know what I'm saying? That's a fact. But I'm just saying all that to say I actually think that they did care. I just think sometimes people get caught up in the business of politics. You know what I'm saying? And sometimes when you're passing certain legislations, they may benefit, you know, one community and they may hurt another community. But you got to look at what people have done as a whole. You know what I'm saying? Look at what people have done as a whole for certain demos and certain demographics. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not vouching for them in no way, shape or form because I really don't know everything they've done in totality. You know what I'm saying? I know he was on Arsenio playing the sax. I know black people seem to love Bill for whatever reason, you know? But to see him there at that event and he was just there just to kick it and because he's a poor Tyler, I thought that shit was dope. He's an ally. I've always fucked with Bill. I grew up in a, you know, a Clinton Democrat household and Bill is the man. I always thought he was the coolest. Hillary's useless, but Bill, I think I think that he's the fucking man. Let me ask you this. When you're saying about somebody's wife, like, what's the protocol for that? Like, because she's in the public eye. She's a politician. Right. Like, how is that? I mean, he's harmless, you know? Hillary is a great one on one. Like, if you're sitting around having a convo with Hillary kicking it, she's good one on one. That's when she got it. She don't, it's when she got to get in front of a mass audience. Not everybody got it. Not everybody got it. Bill got it. He started Bill on Arsenio. Move, shake, hit it. The shades, you know what I mean? Tracks. What are you trying too hard? Yeah, Bill got it. Bill is. Southern swag. That's it. Bill got it. Did you see him smoke weed? No, I never seen him smoke weed. I never saw him smoke weed. How was Tyler Perry's thing? What was it? He was opening his new studio? What was this? Well, the studio has been open for a few years. But Tyler is one of these people who really doesn't fit into this era because he's not one of these people that walk in buildings. And just because you're in the building, you take a picture in front of the sign. You know what I'm saying? Like people like to announce all their moves before they're even fucking made. Yo, they'll announce an audition. Audition. I'm here at NBC with a thousand other people that look like you idiot. I can't stand that shit. Like, yo, he's one of those people that he's he's just he's built. He built his he built his studio. Black Panther shot there. Some of some Black Panther shot in this. I'm in game with shot in there walking dead shoots there. The while and I should say he mad shit is already in there moving. He been doing it for a few years. He just decided to have the grand opening now because now now they're opening it up the toys and stuff like that. But it's like he built in silence, did the work. Now I want to show it to people. I love it. You know what I'm saying? I admire it. He is teach teach the talent Perry story in school. You know, you're talking about like positive Black figures. You want to talk about to put their money where their mouth is and go out there and get it. And the family gave Spike Lee a soundstage. Even though Spike Lee has, you know, called him a coon in the Uncle Tom. That's the ultimate work with setting back. That is setting black people back. That's the ultimate flex. I haven't got to that point in my life. You will. That's Jay signing us out now. That's the daddy move right there. It's like I'm a I'm a name of studio after you be as you know what? You'll never have a studio soundstage or a soundstage at that point in my life when you come to forgiveness, bro. What's what soundstage? What do they do in the soundstage? Is there like a specific thing that's shot there? I could be what if they house like the Porter parties, right? What would be it from the most immaculate studio I've ever seen in my life? That's crazy. 332 square feet. Biggest studio. You can put Fox in their paramount Sony. I think they said it's got to be more than 332 square feet. 332. 332. No, no, no, no. You said 332 square feet. This room. Acres. No, you said square feet. I'm sorry. Yeah, 332 acres. Okay. 332 acres. 332. That's crazy. Like it's like like you know how you know how studios be having the houses on them? Yeah. Like like like when I did the girlfriends interview we was on the House of Blackish. Yeah. All the houses on Tyler's set are up to cold. Meaning you could live in the houses. Fucking living up to cold. They're up to cold. And what is the benefit of that? What is the... I don't fucking know. Just for this? I have no idea. Just so beautiful. It seems like a waste. Bro, he's got a White House. He's got a he's got it's the only White House that is almost an exact replica of the actual White House. For a full scale? No, no, no. The actual White House is like what? 20,000 square feet or some shit like that? It's not even that pop in the actual White House. Like it's 20,000 square feet I'm sure. Okay. But it's this one is only like I think it's a 5,000 something like that. Right. But it's... But some of the rooms look like it. It's the whole thing. They said it's the only actual replica of the White House. The closest you'll get on any movie. Yo, he's smart because think about how many movies, documentaries, TV shows are going to be shot specifically about the Trump administration. Bro! So he got that set up for real. Oh man. He's got a fashion boutique on the line. He's opening up a center for LGBT homeless youth that have nowhere to go. That's not like the shit is... Well, I mean it's immaculate, bro. I need some Tyler Perry money. Yeah. You know how you get Tyler Perry money? Cater into your core. Tyler Perry has done everything that people tell people not to do, especially Black people. He has done nothing but Black art. That's it. He's catered to this specific audience of Black people. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. And he's super prospered off it. Because that was enough for him. That was enough! So many people get caught in the Hollywood Matrix where they're like... Man, that's crazy. It's like they're not validated unless they do a movie with MGM or an action movie here. It's just like... Just find out what you truly want to do and you enjoy doing and then do it. And he liked making those films. It don't matter if we like Madea or not. Motherfuckers liked it. And now he has a studio built off it. That's it. That's it. I remember reading an article about Tyler years, years ago. It was in the source magazine. He had made like $35 million off the stage plays. And he was about to do his first movie. That's what the article was actually about. The fact that he's had all the success in stage plays and he was putting out Diary of a Mad Black woman. You know what I'm saying? I remember reading that thing like, they had $35 million off stage plays. That was impressive. And he literally did that. And then he just got into the movies. And he conquered that. And he made so much off the stage plays in the movies that... Boom! Television too. Let me grab this fucking studio. Television like... And even with his television deals. Own. B.T. TBS. TBS. You know what I'm saying? Like stations that have these high demographics of black people. Cater to your fucking core, bruh. That's it. Whatever your core is. Cater to that shit. Honestly, that's the future. That's the future. We're all going to be making content for our people. Our people aren't necessarily defined by race, but they're defined by who our audience is, who support us. And like, as the ABC, NBC, CBS, like, as the shows that everybody just had on their TVs are gone because those are leaving, now we have what's on our phone and we have so much on our phone, we can just go to whatever. You are going to be creating content for your core and those of us that can create it are going to succeed. And those are the people that only know how to create like blanket things for everyone. They're not everyone really likes or are going to fail. That's just what's going to happen. Yo, that's, listen, the, yeah, you're absolutely right. I will say the reason I think it's, it's cool to cater to a particular audience because I heard Tyler say in the interview with Gail King, he said that when you're doing this comedy for black people is specific. It's a language, you know what I'm saying? There's certain things that only certain audiences are going to understand. And that's fine. Even you're, you're building an asshole army. It's certain thing when you do like this, you ain't no capital. Gang, you ain't no blood. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That means something to me. But boom, but the Schultz audience, they know what that is. You understand what I'm saying? So it's like, yo, if you got a certain language, speak it. That's why podcast is so great. Like we got, you got a niche audience. Look who we built here. Yeah. You got a niche fucking audience. If we could fucking get Chris to step his game up, we could make a couple. Can we have a shit on Chris? I have a shit on Chris moment of the podcast because I go crazy on the group. Anytime Chris suggests anything like a time to shoot or anything like that and like get a studio. Why do we move studios every single? Why are we the homeless podcast? Should we change the name to the homeless podcast? Should we cause the homeless podcast? We are way too successful. We bring in way too much money to be moving around studios every single week. We do? We do what? We move around studios every single week? Were we here last week? Oh, but that's because somebody in this building, they now have that studio, right? It's theirs. I don't know who I forgot who it is. Who is it? I don't care. Is it a podcast? No. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Somebody has this studio that we used to use. I still don't know what Chris does for this podcast. So what you could start doing is getting a motherfucking, don't oh shit me now. Don't, don't oh shit me now. You out here throwing the alley-oop. Oh, shit. What else, yo? So what I need is a motherfucking, I say that I've been saying this every single week from what you could start with doing is getting a motherfucking studio. Is Chris here? Well, Chris, of course not. He's not looking for a studio. You know that? He's taking trips to Taiwan. I'm going to start invoicing Chris. Oh, then we're going to get a studio because that's all people listen to his money. Oh, I swear to God is all people fucking listen. It's like, you try to be nice to somebody. You try to give him opportunity. You try to motivate him, whatever. And the second you're like, I can't give you that or this is going to cost you immediately. They fucking on it, bro. So if you start because you're providing the you're providing the what's it called? I mean, yeah, we've been coming up for some years now here from all the years. Oh, we did a few years in the room a couple years. Yeah. Look, here's reality. We get a studio five years. It's crazy. It's a long time. We need a studio. How do we not have a studio? So I'm saying we've been homeless for five years making bread. We got bread. We got bread. Brilliant Idiots is a very profitable podcast. Let me scare. Let me scare. Let me scare. Let me scare Chris. Because everyone's while shark text me. Everyone's a shark text me. No, I tell Chris. OK, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris, we got these conversations. We need to have more. But I think you should start charging him for the studio space. And then he'll realize, well, if I'm already paying, I might as well get a studio space that we're consistently in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, what he's going to say is, ah, there's a deal. And I don't give a fuck. Get the studio space. And then we'll figure the thing out after that. Simple as that. We need the same space every single time. Put some fucking art in the room. You want a Rogan? Son, you want to fuck it. Adam Corolla. Yeah, I want to Dr. Drew. I mean, listen, I think that loudspeaker should have been there a year or two ago, as far as having that kind of setup, that kind of infrastructure. They got one downtown that we all use, but it needs to be bigger. No, that's not, that's not, that's, that's fucking engine room. But he rents it exclusively. So it's only his things that are in there. You know what I mean? Who's that? A black woman eating chicken. Come on in. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Nila G Spizzle. My God. Hello. How are you? How are you? Good. Nice to see you. Real fucking nice to see you, wasn't we? Yes, you were. Wow. Shit. 1130 waiting for you. Oh, that's crazy. My niece. Now, this is the last one. You got to give her a chicken. So, basically, what do you think? I think that, I think that we need infrastructure. We need some infrastructure. We need infrastructure, bro. And I think that we have been, we've been taken into our own hands for way too long. But listen, we take each other the task. We do it. We take each other the task on this podcast. It's a conversation. Yo, everybody got to do their job. If we're not delivering good content, Chris, you should talk to us. That's it. So far, we deliver in good content. Absolutely. So I would like a home. I'd like a roof. I would like a roof. I would like a roof over my head. My cat ain't got no roof. Wake up. That's it. That's all. So we just need a little, you just need some structure. Oh, you want it? By the way, we really strike. By the way, it's not really strike fear, Charlotte. What? Hey, if anybody out there would like to provide a roof, you act like we act like we haven't had a mad offer. We had some tons of offers. Yeah. We're loyal to this fucking Chinese guy, Chris. Okay. Because we're good fucking loyal people. But don't take advantage of our loyalty. You know, it's like you cheat on your girl at times. You keep taking you back. You're not going to stop cheating. Now let's not put that out there. Black men don't cheat. But, you know, whites out here still bungee jumping. Want a little forgiveness. You know what I'm saying? For our discretions. Right. G-Spin, what's up with you, bro? What's up? It's my guy, G-Spin. Walked into some craziness. We just talked about it. I had nothing to do with the coup talk. No. G-Spin, how's the agency life? I left. Get on the mic. G. Oh. What happened? Grand opening, grand closing. Really? I didn't like agents before I got there. I really hated them when I got there. No, no, no. It just, you know, it just... It wasn't for you? Nah, it wasn't for me. Okay. Nah. So I'm working for Timberland, the producer, not the boot now. Okay. So general manager of Mosey Music. My guy Timberland is king. Yeah. So I'm up here actually working records today. Really? Yeah. When you come back into a place that, you know, I used to run. I got the cheat code. Yeah. I know how to get through the, you know, get through all the... What does working records mean for us laymen focus? Laymen is that... Just basically paying guys like head to plan. Yeah, by the way, I'm so glad you're here by the way. That's it. DJ head, don't get out. You know what I'm saying? Nah, it's just basically making the program slash DJs aware of what we got coming. And I'm kind of, you know, Payola. No, no, no, no. I like that. Literally just playing the records for them. Give them opinions. I'm actually jumping the shark a little bit because our deal is with Def Jam and usually Def Jam would do it, but since I have the relationships, I'd rather... Oh, Tim got to deal with Def Jam now? Yeah. Joint venture with Def Jam. Wow. He was at Epic? No. It was Epic for a while and he had a situation at Interscope, which he still does with OneRepublic and that stuff. So yeah. So it's with Mosey Music, which has been great. Some GM there. And then we also have a management arm where we have a bunch of producers and songwriters. So just, you know, spreading myself out through the industry trying to learn as much as possible as we go. Wow. Setting up for my next move. Ah. Aren't we all? Yeah. Well, it sounds like you guys have already decided on your next move. Um... I mean, listen, podcast... You better step up. There's a lot of energy in this room right now. I'm just saying, podcast, we've had a lot of offers. I guess that's not a question. If, you know, people know that. We don't need anybody. We need... Here's the thing. This is the game. Is if you have views, if you have numbers, you can get advertising for your podcast. Absolutely. That's not hard. I have a million different advertising agencies I can go call. They call me all the time asking me. I say no. So, Chris can be the one that gets it via one of these advertising agencies or we can go right to the advertising. That doesn't matter, right? What we have is the numbers. So what we need is the infrastructure. If you're going to be part of it and do that. Yeah. Right? That's what you must provide. If you're going to produce, then you have to produce the infrastructure. Otherwise, what's going on? Let me tell you something, man. It's 2019. I don't know if people know it or not, but nine is the highest level of change. This is a transition year. I'm making mad changes. Mad people getting fired. All right? Woo! Going into 2020. Yo, Sean, let me tell you something. Hey, y'all sound like artists trying to get off the label. Are you trying to get off the label? We are the label. We are the label. I'm not trying to get off shit. Listen. Okay. Some good things are happening. Some good things are coming. I can't, you know, you can't talk about everything right now, but some good things are coming up. Some good opportunities. Obviously, you have a pretty insane schedule. Yes. So it does complicate certain things. If we do have a studio, it's got to either be in here or close to here so that you can come to it because you have a busy day. You know what I mean? We get it. But you got to make that happen. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You have to, that's your job. You have to make it up. That's your one job. I don't need to hand me these papers. I don't need a guy to hand me the papers. I need you to produce the things that we need. Don't be... Listen, this conversation makes me think of a great word that Bishop T.D. J. said on Sunday. Fired. Did he? No. But he said... What Bishop T.D. J. was talking about how everybody always thinks 10 is the bar. You know, on a scale of 1 to 10, everything is 10. What is she, a 10? Yeah. You always have to go back to 1. Mmm. He said sometimes we get comfortable at 10. We get to a 10 and we get comfortable. We just stay there. But he was like, the people who actually changed the world and, you know, become uber successful or do the things like a Tyler Perry has done, they know how to go back to 1. They're not a 40. Going back to 1 is actually 11. So it's another level. You're just starting something new. You understand what I'm saying? Yes. So that's what we're at right now. There's fear with new. Yes. Because you could fail. It could be unsuccessful. Absolutely. I mean, G, you know all about this. You reinvented yourself. I left something I've been doing for 17 years because I had an opportunity to jump. And I jumped. It didn't work. Okay. Yeah. So now what are we doing? Yeah. Absolutely. But that's got to be the attitude. If you're afraid of failure, afraid to succeed. Yes. So it's like, we need to be able to do it. Even like, for fucking years we were doing this and I didn't have, really needed to have its own YouTube. I didn't even have Flagrin2 if I take it off my channel with all the, all the people, will people be able to find it? I still want people to be able to find it. And eventually we were just like, fuck it, pull the trigger. Don't be a bitch. Let's go. And immediately the people found it because they want it. Absolutely. It's like trusting itself. And there's one thing. I feel about my new YouTube channel, C2God, C-T-H-A-G-O-D. Let me tell you something. Feel free to subscribe. We're going to get people over there subscribing to your, to your YouTube channel. And I can't wait, to migrate people over to that channel because I think YouTube is actually the space where you're going to have the most fun. Because outside of social media, this is going to be the first time in your career where you run everything on the channel. And you are going to be intoxicated with that type of control. And I'm just so fucking stoked for you to get in on that. Because this is what I've been wanting to, I've been probably harping on you to do this forever. You know, just do more of your shit. I had one back in the day. I just didn't, I don't know. Hey, why have you, why are you waiting this long? Why have you never liked it? Because you get millions of dollars. It's hard to be motivated when you got millions of dollars. It's just that we was, we built in a breakfast club. No, I'm saying just to do like your own YouTube channel, just to put your own shit up. Because now I've got so much content on my own. You know what I'm saying? Like I have so many people requesting me to do one-on-one interviews and things of that nature. It just makes sense to do it. For it to live there. Yeah, it just makes sense to do it. That's all. Yes, 100%. I love it. I'm very excited. Good things. We've done shit on Chris. Do you have anything else to say? Nah, just you know, like I said, it's 2019. We're going into 2020. It's a transition year. Everybody got to step the fuck up. But I'll be honest with you, I don't think everybody built for it. I just think some things have run their course. And you have to know that too. I'm not saying that about Chris in general. You know what I'm saying? That shocks it other people all around me. But everybody, some things run their course. Really? That's all, yeah. Who do you, can we talk about who? No. No, no. Why would you do that? They'll find out. Why would you do that? You got people shaking in their boots. I'm talking about it puts everybody on alert. Everybody looking in the mirror saying. That is very good. But listen, What more can I do? Yes. But the only reason I'm putting pressure on everybody like that is because I'm putting that kind of pressure on myself. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Because I don't feel like, I don't feel like I'm where I need to be. Right. I got goals. I got things that I want to accomplish. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not sure that, You can help me get there. Yeah. That's it. That's really what it boils down to. You have confidence that you can get there. Yeah. And especially when you look around and a lot of stuff that's coming to you is already, Because of you. What you're doing. So what are you doing to help facilitate this? That's it. Or are you just taking a little piece of things that are already coming here anyway? That's it. That's it. Simple as that. How are you bringing me money? And I got people around me that's constantly pushing me like, yo, you need to be, I got people on my ass right now because they're not happy about my positioning. So to speak. In what? Because they just see, they just see more from me. What do you want that you don't have? I don't want to say right now. That's fair. Can I tell you something? I don't know what you want in its entirety. But I promise you outside of being in the next Terminator or like an action movie, there is nothing that you can't have on your own. Meaning? I don't want to know why I couldn't be in the Terminator movie. Why couldn't I be in the Terminator movie? There's no black people in the future, buddy. I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say there's no black Terminator. No, no, no. Dude, imagine how fast that Terminator would run. That movie would be 30 minutes. By the way, there are no black people in any future movie. You do realize that, right? No, no. One movie was Will Smithman. Aren't all of his movies? I am legend. He was the only person period. All the white people left. All the white people got out of New York and the one black guy stayed. Man, that's fucked up, bro. This is a metaphor for gentrification. Yeah? What, Men in Black was in the future? Nah. Nah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, Men in Black is now. Men in Black was now. They just got a few chances to shit. I'm going to stick with that one. I don't remember how a robot. I think our robot wasn't even that crazy. We're talking about future, future, future. Post-apocalyptic. Son, in the future. The whole world, there ain't no black people. We got green people, purple people. They got a whole black group. It's like one. No, James Earl Jones. He was the voice. He was the voice of Darth Vader. He was a white guy with a black voice. In the New Star Wars, they got the... The black kid, yeah. They got Samuel Jackson in and they had to like do whatever. You know? It's a couple. What? It's a couple black people. Guys, I don't know what the... Why is no black people in the future, Joe? Because you don't clean your necks. You know? Your necks are dirty, bro. You guys don't clean your necks, bro. Listen, we learned about it. We got the wet wipes. We proved it. There's no black people in the future because white people killed us. Facts. With the Popeye chicken sandwich. West Coast. What happened? No, he kept dropping chicken sandwiches. You know they dropping again in November. Until you're out? Yes, they dropping again in November. Are they really? Yes. What do we got coming for February? Shut the fuck up. The whole chicken. The whole chicken is just fresh. I already told y'all what it could be. We found a way to take the bones out the whole chicken. The whole chicken is still there. I already told y'all what it's going to be, but I'm not repeating it. What? The whole chicken sandwich. Fucking whole bones. We got all the bones. How these white people got the bones out the chicken? I'm going to tell you something, though. The reason is probably no black people in the future because we got the fuck out of here. Y'all went to Mars. No. The way it's looking right now, it's time for people to get the fuck out of here, bro. Where the fuck are we going? I have no idea. What y'all been a trigger at the fuck out. The way Trump is running this shit right now, bro. Y'all laughed at me when I couldn't pronounce fastest, and I was saying we under a fastest regime. I still feel comfortable when you say that, bro. When you look at me. If you don't think we under a fastest regime. Shut down. Say that again. Fastest. If you don't think we under a fastest regime now. Bro. Bro. Your lips are so wet from saying that. Don't try to distract us from what the white man is doing. All right. Okay, with a little mispronunciation. But Trump, that motherfucker, don't give a shit. Yeah, he don't. No. He is wiping his ass with the constitution. Maybe we could all move in with Tyler Perry. You know what I'm saying? Move down there on the shit. Bro. Maybe that's what Tyler's doing. Maybe Tyler building the compound. All the houses are built to cold. Cold, maybe. I don't fucking know. All I'm saying is like, Trump is wiping his ass with the constitution. Impeachment inquiry. Fuck your impeachment inquiry. I'm not showing up. So penis, please. We know we dodged those. Kiss my ass. Suck my dick. What you gonna do about it? I need a whole house vote for me to even show up. Fuck you. That's what he said. Yes. Teflon. Don, bro. Fuck you. Don don't care. But it's unpatriotic. It's not the American way. Now listen. Nobody believes in America more than white people. That's true. We love America, bro. I love America. I love America. I love America, bro. It's so dope. How do you feel about that guy wiping his ass with your constitution? What? Yes. I thought we were talking about America, bro. Why you gotta do that shit? What? The constitution. I don't even know all the amendments in the constitution. I only know the first two. Well, Trump is fucking, he don't give a fuck about none of them. Which one is he breaking? So I know. Right now it's obstruction. Obstruction of what? Obstruction of Congress and do their fucking job. If Congress is asking for an impeachment inquiry. Yeah. And Congress is saying, hey, we need these people. We're subpoenaing these people. And Trump is like, no. Don't fucking show up. Nobody shows up. You know when you were in school and they taught you checks and balances? Of course. There's no checks and balances anymore. I know. But how does the checks and balances apply here though? Because the Congress oversees. The Congress is supposed to check on the president. Like that's their duty. Well, they all check on each other, right? But I just don't understand how the checks and balance system applies like this right here. Like I understand like to make a bill become a law, like it passes through the House then passed through Congress. And then the Supreme Court has to say that it's just. The Constitution is in place to keep America from ever having, ever having dictators. 100% and Trump is dictaturing this shit right now. I guess I'm not saying that you're wrong. I just want to know which thing is not being checked in. I don't know what the technical shit is. So obstruction is telling people not to show up to subpoena. Absolutely. And they must show up to subpoena, right? If you ask someone to be there, they have to show up. So those people are also breaking the law by not going. Yes. Ah. Love home. But he's giving them immunity. Dude, I'm all about the law. I will tell you this though. I think Pelosi jumped out the window by not getting the vote first. Dude, she don't need it. She's a fucking retard. No, well in terms of the actual impeachment, they have to vote to impeach. No, they don't. Yes, she did. No, I'm going to read it to you. I read it today. Nope. I read it today. So here's the thing. What she did was that she put a formal request for there to be an inquiry. But there wasn't any actual vote that is taking place yet. She showed her hand. She showed her hand. Before she did. That's what you're saying, right? Did you guys, did you guys read the, did you guys listen to the conversation? Or like here, the conversation or read the transcript? I read some of the transcript. We listened to it. Alex and I listened to it in the car. And it was an interesting thing because Trump knows exactly what he's doing. But from what I listened to, there's nothing you can pin him on. He basically can. You can't, you can't telephone entity to interfere in a potential political candidate. And by the way, he doubled down on it, he said, not only should Ukraine investigate the Bidens, China should do it too. Right, right. So what, what. But he was joking with that. You can't joke like that. You're a president. What I'm saying is if you listen to the transcript, right, he very specifically spoke. And he wasn't saying, hey, you better do this or you're not going to get that. He never said that. He earlier. He early. No, no, no. He never, but he never said, I'm holding it back unless you do this for me. He earlier said, hey, America has been really good to the Ukraine. Right. And then he goes way better than the other European countries. Right. We've been really good. Right. They talk about some other shit. And then he goes, hey, by the way, it would be really great. Which is a better way. Another way of saying you better do this. He knows how to talk. He's a drug dealer. He knows how to talk on the phone. You know how to talk on the phone. He's a drug dealer. Exactly. Now, but here's the thing. If you're a drug dealer and you're talking on the phone and they can't prove that what you're saying is drugs. You can't go to jail. Yeah. But when you implications are obviously. So we can sit here and go, we know what's going on. Right. But can a court of law. Yes. Put him in jail for that phone call? I don't think. Maybe for this subpoena shit. No. When you got Rudy Giuliani on TV. Right. Saying, of course I told him to investigate. You're telling on yourself. Like they, they all, you know, I'm going to tell you what Trump is the master at. And everybody needs the, everybody needs the only. But you wouldn't investigate your opponent. Like how did we find out that he had a video where he said he grabbed girls by the pussy. You investigate your opponent. That's exactly what you do. The question is whether you are leveraging American funding of another country and American aid to get that information. And I don't think from what I heard, you could prove that in the court of law, even though it was clearly implied. Foreign entity. Can't get a foreign entity to investigate your opponent. Oh, is there a rule against that? You can't get a foreign entity to investigate your opponent. You can't get Ukraine or China. This is American business. Yeah, but. If I want to dig up some, if I want to dig up some tapes on fucking Trump grabbing pussy. Yeah, but you can't get a foreign entity to do it. I thought that's what the Dems did with Trump. I think the Ukraine would use so many conflicts of interest. I mean, you got Russia that, you know, invaded them, you know, they're still trying to get it back. And we know what Trump's relationship is with Russia. There's so much, such a gray area. Yeah, and Pelosi said this on CNN. There is no requirement under the Constitution, under House rules or House precedent that the whole House vote is needed before proceeding with an impeachment inquiry. Right. I think he just ended up doing what the fuck he wanted to do. That's exactly what he did. And daring a motherfucker to try him. No, he's shaking. He knows the... No, he's shaking now. He's shaking now. Before he was testing their chin, because you know they was cowardly as a motherfucker. And now he's shaking. Now he's a little nervous, because he's on overdrive with the fucking videos. He got all these produced shits. He's doing a big conference in Wisconsin. We're also done closer to the election. Well, you're out. Right, but he's going out a lot of content. The illest thing Trump does is he does things in plain sight. When you do things in plain sight and nobody checks you on it, what does the general public think? It's normal. Yo, here's a question. Here's a question. Because it's funny to see the new appreciation, love and an almost infatuation with George Bush. Oh, no, that went out the window this week. I thought that too. I thought that people loved George Bush too until this week when he was sitting by Ellen at the game. Yeah, but you saw what Ellen said? Yeah, but she got killed. Ellen came out and defended him. Yeah, but she got killed though. She got rewarded. Maybe I'm operating a different world. She got rewarded post, but the fact that she even had to address it in the first place, I think, showed you where the left is still with Bush. Of course, of course. It seems like some of the left is upset at Bush, but I've still seen a lot of tweets like, remember better days, and there was like the Obama's, the Bush's, and then one other president maybe hanging out. Well, let's keep in mind, Bush still was a super shitty president. Just wasn't as shitty. Okay, fair enough. So the question is... That's why people hate George W. Bush. Outside the economy. Wars, like, there's tons of different things you could be critical of. You could be so critical of George W. Bush, right? The question is this. Is if he eventually has come to a place where people appreciate, like, are okay with him, find him charming and find him funny and they're cool. He just wasn't a dirtbag. I mean, that's the difference. He just was a shitty president, but he wasn't... I think if you get to somebody's core, I don't think it... I don't give a fuck about my president's core, yo. If you kill a million Middle Eastern people, like, that's something you care more to fuck about. Like, if you destroy the economy for personal gain, that's something I care more to fuck about. I don't care if a guy kicks a puppy in private. Like, what I care is what you do to the world and how you affect the world. So my question for you guys is, if we can accept George Bush, somebody that literally Kanye was George Bush, don't care about black people. He was the most hated mother fucker president. I don't think people in my community... Yeah, they was killing George Bush. Jada kids was like Bush knocked out of the towers. George Bush was the anti-Christ. Yeah. No, no, no. They hated him then, and now it seems like there's some acceptance. No, I don't think so. I think that's mainstream America. I think that's mainstream America. I think that people where I'm from... Yeah. They don't fuck with either one of them. They just don't fuck with Trump more. At all. But why would they not fuck with Trump more? What has Trump done? What has Trump done that's worse to black people than what Bush did? I don't think that... I'm not on that stance. I have a whole different fucking percent. What I'm saying is I think the majority of people that I've talked to think that they don't like the way that he get down and the way he's boisterous about it. Ooh, Trump? Yeah. I thought they liked that. No. Certain people like that. Glasses Malone? Exactly. Lots of glasses. I was talking about dealing with a woman. Most people want to be coddled. That's the truth. Nobody wants to be like, hey, your album was wack. Yeah. They want to hear, oh, it's not for me. Or this and that. You know what I'm saying? I feel like the general population feels that way about their president. Trump does no coddling. Man, fuck that. I ain't fucking with that shit. I don't think he know how. You know what I'm saying? That's interesting. I think his emotional IQ is so low he don't know how to coddle. Yeah. Why would he ever have to coddle? Yeah. Exactly. Why would Donald Trump ever have to coddle? That's what I'm saying, but that's what I think it is. And I don't think that for the people who did, the minutiae of people who did fuck with Bush that I know probably got that from him. I guess, okay. Obama was an ultimate coddler. You know what I'm saying? He was like all like... So it's Clinton. Exactly. Exactly what he wanted. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? It's just curious to me that people would hate him more than let's say Bush when clearly, at least with the black community, it seems like Trump has made a way bigger effort than any president. What did you just say, though? You said something earlier. You said you don't care if a guy kicks a puppy. If he's doing extreme shit that's fucking up shit everywhere else. Yes. That's the same thing. I'm not... I don't care. Yeah, okay. Yeah, the economy's booming for black people, but we're talking about the end of democracy as we know it in America. How's that fair to anybody? You know what I'm saying? That's not fair to no one. The only people that's going to survive this shit is the elite. Right. That's the only people that this shit has benefited. Yeah, but I think that's their gamble that it's not going to pay off. These elite have been elite for hundreds of years, maybe a thousand years, some of them, right? By the way, though, it's not the elite that voted Trump in. It's the poor, middle, white America. Right. There's another fascist tactic, like you give a fuck about people like that when all you're really knowing is lining the pockets of the one fucking percent. 100%, and it's a genius move, and it's a tactic that the elites use, right? And it's part of the reason why they've been able to stay in power for all these years. And you've seen little times in history where there were revolts, right? You saw in France, you saw, I think, in Russia. You saw these times where the, what was it, the proletariat? I forget what the fancy word is. But the poor people basically fight back, right? And I think the elites have learned they go, okay, we can't squeeze these people too much. If we squeeze them too much, they revolt, right? Especially in America. Don't go around squeezing these people because they got guns, bro. I don't think they, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think any side fears that type of revolt in America. I think America just got it too good, bro. America got it too good to ever truly revolt. Because they're not squeezed enough. What I'm saying is once you squeeze them to the point where they have to choose between survival and robbing you. I don't think we'll ever get to that point. Remember, we talked about that on the podcast before, and I was like, even if you're poor, you can still survive in America. Because it's American poor. It's 99 cent burgers. It's American poor. It's low income housing. Like, if someplace you can be, if the homeless in America aren't revolting, who's going to revolt? That's a problem. Well, because the homeless in America, and that's you got to be frustrated. No, the homeless in America for the most part are dealing with mental illness and drug use, right? So it's not like, for the most part, the homeless in America are mentally ill. I would love to know why that guy killed all those people in Chinatown this weekend. The homeless guy. That was crazy. By the way, he was out of his mind. But he'd be out here sometime. He killed four people in Chinatown with a fucking stick or some shit like that. Wait, for real? Yeah. Yes. This weekend. I have a horrible joke to make right now that I'm not going to make. But I just needed to let everyone know that I had it. He didn't talk to anybody. You just random. Yeah. Random taking out Asians. The homeless guy just randomly took out. I don't know if he meant to kill Asian people. He just happened to be in Chinatown. Because he used to hang out around here. Right. Did you recognize him? What? Our security here told us. Chris. Oh, okay. I thought you knew him. This is the guy that... It was on the news. Oh, Chris Murrow. Should we have a nice little combo? Let's pay some bills. All right, good. We could put a button on this. Sorry. We'll get back to talking about other homeless people. We got to talk about us first. Yeah. Guys, best fiends. If you're looking for a fun way to pass time while engaging your brain and enjoying breathtaking visuals and a gripping story, your answer is best fiends. Best fiends is a casual game anyone can play. Best fiends is a unique, exciting puzzle experience unlike any other puzzle games that are out there. Plus, they update the game monthly with new levels and events, so it never gets old. You're not beating this game. It continues to grow. More challenges. 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I like that, though. That was some very Charles and Bill Clinton just got caught cheating, you know what I'm saying? Where you at? Where you at? Why are you in another woman right now? Your girl like, where you at? Where you want me to be? You want to do it here? You want to get a separate space? I'm fine with anything. I want a dedicated space. I understand. I understand. Charlemagne wants a dedicated space, and we want... You want to be outside of this building. I don't care. I want it to be convenient enough for Charlemagne, but we've had this conversation for a while. We have, but I also don't have clear marching orders, so you can give me those clear marching orders right now. We have had clear marching orders, but we will... I didn't go to Chinese to take marching orders from Americans. Keep those legs down. Things are changing. So it can be here. This is not about the marching orders. You are waiting to see which deals go through and what's going on. So don't make it about the marching orders. There's other things here, but we need a dedicated studio for this podcast. Charlemagne and I, we agree on this, that we need something convenient, obviously for his schedule. So it can be in this building. It could be next door. It could be a block away, but it needs to be something close, right? We can't go out to Brooklyn, because then you're going back to Jersey. It's going to be very difficult, even though I would love if we go to Brooklyn. And we need to do it, be out of respect for the people who listen to this show and watch this show every single week. What say you, Chris? I agree 100%. But what's the holdup? I've been waiting for certain things to play out. Obviously it's not happening quick enough, so I just have to go ahead and do it then. We've got to keep things in our own hands the way we've been doing. I'm fine with that. I agree. The criticism is justified. I'm not sitting here and saying you guys aren't right. Why are you so agreeable? Fuck. You're right. Son of a bitch. I wanted to fight. I wanted to fight Chris. No, no, no, no. You're right. You're right. God damn it. These Asians are so zen about everything. Here's the thing about Chris though. Fuck. It's not like Chris doesn't want the best for the podcast. It's not like Chris doesn't want the best for Loudspeaker. You know what I'm saying? He's just working with the dick he got. What? Get one of them extensions You know what I'm saying? He's trying to make us orgasm, bro. You just don't... Add some fingers. Use the tongue. Do whatever you need to do. Okay? Listen, I am a personally accountable... I'm like a personal accountability guy. Okay? You know if it was only me... No. I'm doing it. And you've, to your credit, when shit hasn't done, gotten done, you've gone and done it. Right. And I respect that. I have a little bit, or at least I feel, maybe I'm reading it wrong, I feel like I have a little bit less flexibility in what I can do. So I'm a little bit more measured, but absolutely, the way you've done it is probably just what I have to do, which is just say fuck it. Fuck it, do it, and then we figure it out afterwards. Okay. But we need a place that we can build out, look beautiful. Yep. Not even just to bring these for Loudspeaker as a whole. Absolutely. Well, they have the, you have engine room and you can do whatever you want with the engine room. But we need, I'm not worried about Loudspeakers. Right now, the only thing I'm worried about... You want a studio where Up on the Walls is going to be shit that's particular to this show that tells a story that has a narrative. It's ours. It's got to be all ours. I did do one little thing, one tiny little thing moving in the right direction. Okay. I bought an iPad last night. We've downloaded... I almost walked out. I almost walked out of the studio. I almost left the studio. I thought I had this. I have a little dig talk. I almost left the fucking studio. I told you he's doing the best thing he can do. Did he come? I said I need a studio and he came with, I told you he's doing the best he can do. No, no, no, no, no, no. I thought he was about to say I just purchased his property. I didn't... I bought a fucking iPad. I bought an iPad. It's a sound board. What about an iPhone, Chris? Did you buy one of those too? So we can call you when we need you. We're gonna walk before we can run, man. Okay. All right, please. So, no, we have a sound board. We're working on it this morning. Okay. Just to add a little element of the show, I'm not saying that that's anything, but what I'm saying is it's those little types of things. No. We're a very poorly produced podcast. No, it is. This is what I just... Baby, I'm cheating. Listen, but I did one thing. I use a condom. Let's see. I use a condom, babe. You're not gonna get any STDs no more. No, I'm gonna tell you something. No more. I agree with that. Now, I think that Taylor does a good job structuring the podcast. But me and Taylor had this convo too, didn't we? We had this convo. If you listen to Jesus and Mary, if you listen to even Amanda Seals, amazingly produced... Listen to Joe Rogan. Amazingly produced podcast with the sound effects, with the clips being inserted in certain places. It's just so... It's a very good produced podcast. Rogan doesn't do any of the clips inserted or anything like that. You start the convo. When you're there, that guy is right there. What's the dude name? Listen, I've set this up entirely in his other studio. Really? Yeah, everything's set up for this. If we have our own studio, I can put all these things to play. This is in every podcast we already have. That's easy. I just need it in our own dedicated space. This thing that we have going on right here... Alex? No, not only... Well, Alex, of course. But we have a traveling studio. What Alex is doing right now is the same thing that your nightly news is doing. He's doing all by himself... What, six people doing your nightly news? Where he's switching in between cameras. All these things are happening while this is being recorded live. How could you ever want to keep immigrants out when you've got somebody like Alex? When he can do all those different things. He's Puerto Rican. That's what I'm saying. An immigrant? You know what I mean? I've got to keep it a little bit. You've got to keep immigrants in the country. You've got to do it. They know how to work. My point is, if you give me a space, I can build into something. Even with the engine room space. We made it look like a studio. You give me a space, I'm going to put it into something beautiful. You know, obviously... We've got some things cooking that I can exactly talk about just yet. I'm very excited to announce. But for really needed specifically, all we need is a space. Get these fucking TVs out of the way. Get all this shit out of the way. We have a space. We go. And then we're off to the races. Dan, it's beautiful. It's been five years, guys. It's 2019. You know what I'm saying? We're going into another decade. Time to take things to another level. That's all I'm saying. We're at 10 now, but it's time to go to 11. We've got to hit 11. That's it. We've got to go back to 1 by going to 11. It just makes perfect sense to me. I don't know what to tell you. I agree. I'm on it. All right, Dan. Do you want to delete all the shit we said about Chris? No, we got to keep it. Okay. Keep it. It's fine. It wasn't bad though. It was just. We're not bad people. It's nothing you've never heard. I mean, look, it wasn't bad. I'm sure it was. But it's like, it really wasn't bad. We're going to get rid of the Hong Kong fool instrumental that we got behind it. Well, okay. But let's. I do want to say one thing about the sound board since we brought it up. Yes. I think the way it's effective is when the sounds that we're playing are for our audience specifically. I agree. There's a lot of side jokes. I agree. People start arguing and we play a shot's fired pow, pow, pow. Yeah. That's corny. That's not any. Everybody does it. Right. It has to be stuff that only our audience recognizes and then adds another layer to it. That's that's when I think the sound effects are cool. Nobody gives a fuck about sound effects. Nobody's listening to a podcast because of sound. It does make it sound bigger, man. I'm telling you. You know what makes it sound look bigger when you have your own fucking studio and you have. Yes, you know, it looks professional when you have your own studio. You're there for an experience and you're having it. You know what? You go to dinner at someone's house. Nobody's going, wow, this is great cutlery. That food sucked. What you're doing is improving cutlery. It is. It is. It does add to the experience. I'm not going to lie. Like it's like ambiance. You know what I'm saying? Like when you listen to these, the mayor, you know, a diesel mayoral podcast sounds like, like a certain sound effects. They use certain like, like Chris said, a certain inside joke. I'm not saying we shouldn't do it. Let's add it. That's it should be, but it shouldn't be the priority is figuring out a fucking soundboard. Because we're already animated. We don't need anything. Exactly. Like this is, we got what you need for this. Now we need the casing. We got the dicks. We just got a lot of fuck that week. That's it. We're the engine and we're, we are the fucking Rolls Royce engine. And we're in a rice rocket. You know, listen, y'all know how y'all dated guy that got big dicks, but they don't know what to do with them. I do not know what to do with a big dick sit on it. Why do you need a stroke game? Just lay on your back. No man. I lay on my back. I'm on my back. No man. I'm on my back. That's my game. I'm on my back. Yo, every shot is a back shot because I'm on my back. Every once in a while, I'll do one of these little like, I'll pop it up. And I bet she goes, you got a little popcorn. You put it into it. Every once in a while. I'm on my back. I'm on my back. It's not enough effort being put into this podcast. I'm a back man. Da, da, da, da, da, back man. It's not enough effort being put into this podcast. We need more effort. You got big dicks. Yo, we got big dicks. You got two big dicks. You got a big black dick. That'd be a great dick talk, little sound. There you go, right there. On the sound board. I love it. Let's have the soundboard in like built into the wall of the studio And you got to be judicious with it. You can't hit it every two seconds. Did you say judicious? When you come on the mic you go That's all it can be good Listen, just need a little more effort That's all it's time to take things to the to another level. That's it. It's not we got to take it to an extra rocket science What are y'all what are we doing this for? To be the greatest amen Well, there are a lot of good spaces in Chinatown like five blocks away from here. So See the jokes that they sell Don't Absolutely It's it's walking distance. I'm not walking you saw what happened that homeless guy just killed four people But I will that now you want to go to Chinatown. I mean, yeah, I'm with it. Let's do it Let's I think Chinatown know all jokes aside. I think Chinatown is the right location I think you don't have to move your car. We can walk there and back in five minutes I think as soon as you start going up the west side, it gets more complicated There's an amazing Chinese restaurant in Chinatown to maybe one or two No, I'm sure man. It's called If I don't comment on this We will question the integrity of this podcast. You just said there is amazing Chinese restaurant In Chinatown now it'd be interesting if you're like, yo, there's amazing Chinese restaurant in Jamaica, right? That'd be different because you're like, whoa, okay What else do you fucking think there is in Chinatown? That shit is good though. Let me guess They got Chinese food in there. Yes, man. They got these fucking duck dumplings So it's like what's the duck dumpling? What's the shit? What's the shit that you bust open peaking duck? No, no, no dumplings. Yeah, but it's soup dumplings. No, it's the duck, right? Yeah, slice the duck and you put it in this like wrap. Yeah, you wrap it. Yeah, that's what it is Yeah, I had some in Taiwan man. That shit is slamming Slamming slamming really? Yes. Wow called the red dragon. I ain't been in a minute, too That's it we need our own Do we have any more bills? 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Whatever you think you're doing is it ain't it bigger you ever look at like You look at like a forest or some shit in the distance, right? You're like sitting on a cabin or anything and Every tree looks the same height Yeah, the forest, right? Yeah What you don't realize is that there is a little tree that is currently growing and then there's a middle-sized tree And then there's a tall tree. It's like Tyler just became the tall tree Absolutely, but that should have been growing for a minute I really looked at it, right? So it's like everything that we're doing we're just different level trees in this whole forest Absolutely, so we need to keep on watering to get there But you should not be determined deterred at all just because you're not the top fucking tree and listen every tree starts somewhere like you Know percent Tyler started. He was in place You know I'm saying then he started writing his own players Then he started promoting his own place and he went to the movies Then he went to the TV and in the process of doing all that. It's like, you know, let me build my studio He probably had the same mindset that we're thinking right now Why don't you think at that point though? Like like say he's starring in the play You think he saw Tyler Perry studios from that point? Yes So like when you were doing radio and Philly you saw shook one. Yes, we're not shook one I saw my first book. Okay. I definitely saw the first book But now it's like your possibilities are endless. So the POV is what five five years ten years That's a good question I always say that um, I like to see life in four-year intervals only because you know, that's how school is set up You know, you go to the first grade through fourth grade and then you know You're usually in like ninth grade to 12th grade in college. You and you know, 12th grade The college yeah 13th grade to 17th grade whatever the fuck it is What is it freshman to junior same thing as four years? So I liked it. I didn't go to college So I look I like to look at it and you could have just said Olympics. What's up with the Olympics every four years? I'm saying I like looking at things in every four-year Innival, I think every four years you should Gauge your life and see where you're at pivot Necessary. Yeah, I think that you can have like multiple levels of the dream, right? Like I think You probably saw like some crazy end goal early on and then you saw steps to get there And they were each goals and the dream changes the high you get right and then you get up to that end goal And you're like oh shit I could still do more because when you down here you see you see things a certain way Yeah, but I want to know like from people around, you know, I think it's more realistic when you have relatable like how I just told you like from you Like from from guy code. Did you see your stand-up special? You said or from guy code. Did you see? Yes the Andrew shows calm with all of these From from the second I even decided to do guy code or do everything on MTV. My whole goal was my whole goal was Building a following because I knew that that was the only security you could have in this wildly insecure business The people if you have the people you have something and I knew I had something to give the people I knew I would outwork anybody I know if it was just gonna be about hours of the day of work I would put more in but I have to find a way to access the people so at the time It was TV and then get on Twitter and then I noticed a shift where like younger generations Watching TV and I was like, oh it's internet and I went through certain things in my career where I didn't have the opportunities to do TV So I leaned heavy into YouTube, right? And now all of a sudden YouTube is this they just said today that teens watch YouTube more than Netflix Right, so you know, you know, you know, it's about to kill with Quibi Quibi is gonna kill. You know, I could be gonna kill short form content. Yeah, it's all mobile It is it is the first content that's been Curated specifically for your phone. So you can watch a sitcom on Quibi and when you watch it in Up-and-down mode It's shot for up-and-down mode and when you turn your phone the sitcom itself Yes, just to size ready got and they got some because they shoot every every shot with I think two cameras right on top of each other Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, and they got some shit coming. Yeah No, I'm sorry shooting 5k so that they when they edit they can zoom in and it doesn't lose value You know why I like that. That's crazy. I like that because they're not trying to They're not trying to stick to a old model because you have a lot of people that do that now They do that in radio. They do that you know TV they all try to stick to this old model. No, we're gonna make this we're gonna make this work We're gonna make this work. No, you got to adjust to what the fuck is going on So I think what I don't know if Quibi's gonna work But what they what they what the attempt at it is genius the reason why I said I spoke to them Yeah, you're gonna do something. No, I say I get I don't know if they'll do it But I basically I sat down with this woman who's like running the stand-up division I was like, this is your whole stand-up platform if you want to run with it I I just like the idea that there's competition out there I want there to be another big stand-up thing because I want stand-ups to have the ability to sell their Specialists in more places and when you think about screen time any screen time in your life You look at your phone more than anything here. Yes 100%. Yes, 100% Yes, so so here's where they could possibly win And this is where they could also it's it's win or lose based on this one thing I don't think anybody's downloading that and then paying the money if they find a way and This is what serious XM should have done from the beginning if they find a way to be baked into your phone plan already Mm-hmm your if I find them I lose money for a straight year and I go anybody who has AT&T T-Mobile Whatever you get Quibi for free. It's already in your phone You don't have to pay for it for a year go for it now. We're addicted and then they go by the way your years up It's gonna be six more dollars on your phone bill. You're like, well, I gotta stop I can't stop watching the replenishers or whatever the fucking idea, you know, so I think anytime you give away free product You know, I mean it is dope product Motherfuckers will smoke that shit. They'll pay to smoke it But I will say I think content is always king content. Yes, and I think about the first time I ever subscribed in Netflix Yeah, I can tell you why why the orange is the new fucking black Interesting everybody was talking about orange is the new black so much that I was like I have to watch this fucking show and so I downloaded Netflix and I watched the new black and I just By that time they just kept throwing content out throwing content out so I kept the shit Yeah, that was the biggest thing out there. I think a platform like Quibi Has to do the same thing and they've got some good guys behind it cats and burgers bank rolling a dog Doug Herzog Yeah Yeah, make people feel comfortable. Hey, why you think the big like I was talking about this on like at the station last week About like big corporations and networks not playing ball like with the new way of doing shit They don't want new talent. They they always like you saying they stick to the old model of doing shit It's a bunch of old motherfuckers still in control Okay, nobody wants to admit that they're wrong and nobody wants to admit that they don't know shit Falling back and letting these young minds tell them what is actually happening in these streets I think you should you know, it's the stupidest shit in what I hate when we have focus blog meetings, right? And we have focus blog meetings and people are in there's a bunch of 40 or 50 old people in there and they're like got the power point What are you listening to? I Don't fucking know I'm 41. How about cause some of the 20 year olds in here might be a good idea What are women listening to I don't know it's too many dicks in this room. How about cause some vaginas in here? What what do black people like? Well, I don't know Lotion I'm different I'm saying all that to say call the people in the room that you're trying to cater to and trying to instead of trying to figure out What you think they like because you know what happens? Everybody moves off stereotypes. Yeah, everybody moves off how they think people are guess what kind of content you create bullshit Character-type bullshit some stereotypical bullshit. That's not authentic and people don't fuck with it. Also think about how I Think where where industries are going like that's how I always try to have a competitive advantage, right? Like I'm thinking about where industries are going where content is going where like using practice is going and then how do I get there before them? Bro, I'm like, you know I'm saying like it's it's like even with podcasting. I already know what's wrong with podcasting and I got an idea to make all this shit look obsolete and If it works, it works if it's not I lost a little bit of money But like visually I have a way to where it just looks this shit will look obsolete But that's because I'm like, how do I how do I put my Steve Jobs hat on? Remember when Steve Jobs would put out a new iPhone it was shit all over the old one It just looked way better now these new guys that put out the iPhone it looks just like the old one Yeah, I had they don't have no more innovators because they know more anyway Steve Jobs understood the value of Going this is the cool guys table. You no longer at it. Oh, you want to be at it? We'll get my new shit Mm-hmm, and that's what all of us should be trying to do to innovate with our business How do we stay one step ahead? What are they? All right people when we were putting the stand-up clips on YouTube or not YouTube on Instagram I was like people. I literally remember having this thought I'm on I'm on it on a bus and I was like Looking at a clip and I was like man, I'd love to hear this clip But I don't want to put my phone on volume because then everybody else could hear it. It could be weird Yeah, I don't want to get my headphones out and put them in Man, how do I solve this fucking problem? And then I realized oh shit. I'm a subtitle these fucking clips And then I did a little research and found out 80% of people Don't use their headphones when they're scrolling and I'm like all my shit is on your scroll. Correct So I got to find a way to make sure you can enjoy my shit. And yeah without having a shit play boom boom So it's how do we stay ahead? What were you saying? I was gonna say I was having a conversation with somebody And I was trying to explain to them it and actually, you know what was crazy I was talking to glasses about this shit six years ago. Yep I told him six years ago. I said bro TV's dead and he was like what the fuck you talking about cuz I'm like look Everything is gonna be subscription based music eventually food is gonna be sure subscription base. It is already already is do it Dad. No, I'm talking about straight up food. Think about this, right? So I told him I got this idea, right where you You basically buy the licensing for something. So say Chipotle Wingstop and Panda Express right and then you have the you build it all in house in the commercial kitchen And then you just outsource the delivery, you know I'm saying Well, you cook it all in house and one in one kitchen and then you buy some subscription So I could order from Wingstop or whatever whatever I want for a set fee every month You've basically created the cable model with food exactly. Yeah, but how do you how do you? How do you factor in inflation like when you know the price of chicken? Can you go up a dollar a month? Well, no, what he what he breaks up a good point is that like the cost of making Yeah, the cost of goods might change for the different restaurants absolutely right and absolutely will but what you do is You you create a you know a price what I would question Bezos model. Yeah, but what I would question about that is like How does it save me money? How does it save me money or save me time? Well, cuz what I was having this conversation, right about? Restaurants and shit like that because how I eat. I'm a single guy. I don't know how to cook. I Have to buy my food every single day you not have seamless No, so like seamless is every restaurant in the city that delivers you could just order via their menu But you don't pay a subscription service which actually makes sense because why don't you just pay when you eat? Now the subscription service only makes sense if It's less expensive than if you pay every time, right and that yeah, I don't see how that could work with food I think it's a great idea It's your your thinking is right what you're thinking of is like Consolidating things that we already consume but providing value and diversity within the consumption exactly It's you now you have to go. How am I solving a problem? If you're not solving a problem creating one You're creating one way with show set is very important every Every innovative idea that you have is only to me It's only innovative if it solves a particular problem. Yeah, like everything that we love has solved somebody some type of problem Even when you think about social media social media has solved the problem of idle time, right? You know connectivity even though there's this thing called books. Oh god. This could read okay, but nobody wants to do that Let's do a podcast for real like it's it's it's it's filled the void that people have for time I'm just talking about progressive thought right because of the conversation I was having was more or less like, you know, who should have been on the forefront of uber? Taxi cab companies or they shouldn't hilton they got found should have got in on Airbnb or those companies shit it on That's my point. Yeah black. They turn me back on what they had the opportunity to buy Netflix. Exactly. That's a fact That's my that's what I'm saying like a lot of times all of these different entities are in place Sticks a brick and mortar shit, and it never works. It never works man That's why that's why going back to the bringing things full circle. That's why you cannot be afraid to change Yo, that's why you cannot be afraid about this That's why we're having this conversation on the podcast today. Charlemagne. You've heard the term if it works don't change it and That's where some people get caught up because if it ain't broke don't fix it or if it ain't broke don't fix it, right? so it's like All these companies blockbuster and these other things weren't broke they were killing it But what you need I think that's a horrible saying if it ain't broke Don't fix it or whatever that is is because it implies that you shouldn't be constantly keeping your foot on the competition's Neck it implies it implies you're always it implies you're at 10 and you're good. Go to 11 other level. Yeah Yeah, so it's like yeah, it's like even if you're on the top even if you're the best even if it's like even the breakfast club is Ubiquitous with with radio and hip-hop and all these types of things. It's like alright. How can we level up again? How can we what what else are we doing? How can we take it to the next level? What are we doing? That's better. Oh all these other radio stations are just doing radio well motherfuckers are watching our videos on YouTube Why don't we just put everything on YouTube? Level up again. Mm-hmm. The YouTube was the level up, right? So it's like what are we doing? That's why I get frustrated with the With the with the studio shit because it's like what we can do in the studio is more than just the podcast It's when someone comes here We can have other content for brilliant idiots that we're filming out of our studio We can have a big image you take a picture in front of like Rogan has that's branding What's like so now everybody's coming here They're waiting for that moment with their picture and then they're posting that picture on their shit There's so many different things that you could do when you have a specific space. They become iconic They build your brand without you doing it. There's passive building right now. We're homeless Which is good look every studio is going to bring a box a cardboard The moral of the story is people There's another level after 10 and if you're at 10 and you're comfortable and the things that you're dreaming Aren't making you uncomfortable anymore, then you're not dreaming big enough. That's it So that's all we simply that's all this podcast was about today, you know dreaming bigger, you know, yo, it's October motherfuckers I got a couple more months left. Yeah Last January 1st. You was like, yo, this is my year. Yeah, you ain't this shit But the same shit you did that you in the same position right now that you was in last October You haven't leveled up at all you're not even at 10 yet You haven't even leveled up. Yeah, we going into a new decade. Stop it up I don't know about y'all, but my hunger level is different My comfort level is not comfortable at all You know what I'm saying cuz I just got just got a whole new set of long-term goals and short-term goals that I wrote out And you know when I look back at the last decade of of my life I've crossed out every goal. I'm not even bullshit. I can show you my notebook every single one Bro, every single one except for having a son. Yeah, but he tried Lord knows I try but guess what? Genetic mutation I try But that's not what God wanted But everything else and and by the way if I didn't cross out a goal. I Got you didn't want I got somewhere like it did God took me somewhere else by pursuing that You understand I'm saying sometimes when you Um Get successful or you continue a career you find out what you really want and a lot of times We don't know what we really we want what people tell us we want They're like if you're a comedian you should have a sitcom and then you do some acting and you're like, I don't really like this I only had that dream because I thought bro other people decided that for me essentially So it's like you might not have crossed out certain goals because you might have gone gotten to them Actually, I don't want to do this. Yeah, what why? Well, I'm gonna tell you a revelation I had cuz I it helps some kids when I went to the school They were like, yo, you should do like cuz even me and Charlotte's talking about you should do an album You don't like put on some music and shit like that And then I went to like set with a label they offered me the world and it was like all right cool Let's do it and I was gonna put out some LA talent and shit like that and I was like I'm not a salesman. Yeah, like I'm not Khaled So I don't like I can't go to a radio station and be like, oh, this and that like I really don't give a fuck if you play My record, right? I just don't give a fuck So why would I put myself in that in that discussion like that? I'm more so like I'm a content creator Do you enjoy making the record? No, then don't I enjoy creating the content about whatever the whatever the subject matter is Instead of making a song about being happy. I want to sit on and talk to motherfuckers about being happy So with that being said it's kind of like I think that like what you were just saying you can't let other people dictate Your path and shit like that and don't do what you think you supposed to be doing Yeah, actually sit down and figure the shit out don't play it safe You know some of us Tyler Perry said this weekend may said the main reason we got a dream big is because you know Sometimes other people are tied to our destiny Right and you know sometimes we're marginalizing ourself and when we're marginalizing ourself We're not realizing we can create things that are so big that they can empower so many other people and to me Everything that I want to do in my life right now Nothing is self-serving literally everything that makes me happy everything I want to do is Something that will directly impact and empower other people. That's what I really enjoy doing You know I'm saying whether whether I'm out here at these schools talking about the importance of mental health and mindfulness and getting These brothers to be you know the best versions of themselves are you know, it's it's a helping You know that next generation of talent or talent that I think is dope You know helping them, you know find out who they are and empowering them like that's what I Enjoy doing and you can't do that shit when you're homeless I'm seeing all I'm saying you can't set up a space for nobody else if you don't got a space for yourself Got it. That's it. I feel a little homeless right now. That's all We just need a home a little bit. It's a little bit. It's a tad. It's a little bit. Yeah, you know, I'm saying I wouldn't I'm not gonna say that the house ain't big enough We need a bigger house. That's all I'm saying my house my house ain't big enough. That's it That's the first goal though That's the first goal though, but you're gonna get a house you a bag. Yo, these walls kind of close Yeah, we're not only a little space. We're not homeless the house ain't big enough That's it cuz you're doing a lot. You're putting you put so many come out You always put another people stand-ups and shit out. You know, I want it I want to I want to try my best to like promote stand-up and you know, the guys I think deserve it and give them a shot Absolutely, but also, yeah, I'm just very excited for your YouTube I'm very excited for your YouTube journey man because you're gonna like in my personal opinion, I feel like Being a content creator where you put out your own content. It's the closest thing to Being like a farmer nowadays Like we're digitally farm because that's our crops. Yeah, and then we reap what we sow only one thing I don't like about YouTube. Okay, and it's just even even though I understand it's a means to it and right It's just it's not ours. Yeah, nothing is yours. I mean you can create things that are actually Yours, but the platform itself It's this is this is a thing. It's not all we gotta get close as was there No, but I was gonna say you do utilize the platform to showcase. Oh, it is the Closest thing to yours YouTube is the closest thing you can get to yours. Now we can sit here and we can go Okay, but like what if we have a you know a patreon? What if we have all these other things they're and they're great don't get me wrong But at the same time ask Alex Jones, they could take them from you at any time Exactly, that's why I don't get I don't get caught up in that like show social media None of that none of that shit is really us enjoy it but but outside of yours. What it is is this It's a platform with millions of people Actually all the people billions of people right the most viewed platform on the planet where You can put out the things that you truly want to do on your own timeline You don't got a call I heart and be like hey I was wondering if we could put this interview here and then well Let me call up four different people and then you're like fuck this shit you want to film it you go Hey Alex you want to go to Russia? Let's film some shit in Russia. Hey, you want to drink I have a boot in Australia and put it whatever we want to do word control. It is addictive Charlotte you are gonna find you a content creator. I love it. You can do that anywhere. I know and don't get wrong I do I do it on Instagram. I do it on Twitter. I do it all different places You're a content creator. All you need is a platform backs That's it you a content creator, but I think it's also like what you do You do it very well showcasing other people not being afraid to shine a light on another motherfucker Like I feel like that's needed. What's we don't have enough of that in my opinion. That's I think that's where the biggest chip I sent you a thing I posted and and I asked you if you feel the same way It was it said I'm not gonna lie to bigger my platform gets and the more people I help the more I resent people with bigger platforms who do nothing you got damn right like so when I see people with Platforms and they could like empower a young DJ or a young per radio personality or a fucking comedian and they just all this Are mine like I just feel like that's what I genuinely I feel so resentful to do their whack Don't don't give me your energy, but like yeah, I mean they're whack I think you know, Charlotte may has done an amazing job with that I mean myself being one of those people but also a lot of other people you've put on and But but like yeah, I've just been tried to continue that you know what I mean Like I see guys like Charlotte like Rogan like who don't have to don't have to don't have to are not like personally invested necessarily in the people that are doing it But it will happen and like I mean look what's happened in my career It's been pretty insane what's going on because of it And I hope that I could do that for other comics that I feel like really deserve it to have the like the right integrity Right that I know would continue that a robot exact But it's the right people that you can look at people bag And you ain't gonna help a single person and those are the people that I care help really but the people that Want to fucking do it the people that want to put into work. It's like yeah, man Let's fucking let's throw him a bone if you hate the industry create it If you hate the industry create your own as it's just really that simple so if Shows gets to look head gets to look and then they go and they got the same type of energy And they're looking for the same type of energy that's in them and they give those people a look next thing You just creating this whole motherfucking energy. She's like wet gremlins We are the fucking industry like people don't know and like that's right And I love the fact that you have this YouTube page man is because what we need right now Like head you got your YouTube. I got my YouTube. You got your YouTube then we have all these other I have some other stand-ups other comics. We can bring up younger people through our own systems We don't got to call it vice we're gonna call up HBO. We'll be like, yo, this guy's really the truth Yo, hey, he's coming out to the West Coast. Yeah, you should get him on the thing You should blah blah and then all of a sudden he gets some of your fans. They like it You have them doing the interview with you they like it You know, I mean they come do everything with me or do inside jokes with me. We can build up industry by ourselves Mm-hmm. It's unprecedented what we can do right now That's why all these systems in Hollywood are falling apart. The middleman is gone go over. It's over Well, come kill us it's cuz we I'm taking somebody with me What she's saying is we're attacking the powers that be I Understand what you're saying, but how would that be know all of this shit is going on? I'm very voice true boisterous about I feel they there's there's nothing they can do about it That's why like, you know, I back in the day they would say Michael Jordan, you can't stop them You can only hope to contain them. That's all they're all trying to do now They're just trying to contain and if they're motherfucking Creatives exactly and in the promise that they're trying to contain too much what what agents and managers in Hollywood That kind of stuff always did was just made money off of entertainment bro. They're product managers your product That's really what they are that that's all you are unless you're unless you're a create unless you're a manager That's a creative. Yeah, and you're actually like, you know, I got this idea for this talent Did you know boom and then you can create that idea and take it in shop it other than that You're just a product man. How many of those people are there not a lot. You know, I honestly I think managers are useless. Don't get me wrong like my agent My booking agent there's a lot of road stuff like he does outside of road He does a lot of managerial stuff, but like everybody in my in my crew does multiple jobs You know what I mean? Like Alex is doing more than just that we all have a lot of things shout to an immigrant My boy Mark Mark Gagnon opened him for me But he's also doing other stuff cutting videos, etc But I don't need a manager to like take an incoming email and go hey Someone wants to give you $20,000 to do a corporate event. Well, thank you for answering the incoming email $20,000 gig I really appreciate that Should you help me decide? What's your job like it's my hey we have a meeting set up with you with a casting director for what Do they know who I am? Yes, so direct some fucking auditions over to me. It's like Well, I think the good ones are able to manage the Expectations of your like a friends is me. I'm all over the place, right? Like I'll forget. Oh, we got to do this We got miss flights. You need a babysitter. No, it's not a babysitter. You do that's babysitting. It's not a babysitter You miss a phone. No, I get that you get that's your assistant when I was managing my My corporate relationships So like if there's a business meeting like you said somebody sent an incoming email Yeah, I'll meet I'll even miss that meeting or something like that or not remembered like a little hidden somebody back or that's a product manager Okay, what else? How about pull this back? How about put this back? That's not even a product manager You need an assistant you need assistant that you pay 40 grand a year, right or whatever it is Let's say let's say you spend 40 grand a year. That's that's a full-time assistant traveling with you ever do that, right? Let's say you make a million dollars a year your manager to do that Let's say let's say your manager to do that same shit is gonna take 10% that's a hundred thousand dollars, okay Or you could spend forty thousand dollars on this assistant You could have a part-time assistant for weightless You know I'm saying there's different way different ways that you could figure out how you pay all I'm trying to say is I Do not understand. I've been with the biggest management companies. I I've had the conversation with them Which is I don't need a manager. I'm gonna be at the meeting what I need is a production partner, right? Are you going to be a production partner with me? And I'm a hundred percent serious managers back in the day They had all these connections with like HBO and Netflix and all these different like CBS and all that kind of shit But what is a connection if it's just connecting you to something that nobody watches anymore or hmm, right? Like the people who are moving industry are us well I think that those people will serve multiple purposes like what you say with your boy and Alex and shit It would be like you have a strategist. You have somebody who who can do who can run for all the strategies Yes, I obviously have to run point But I'm sitting down on every move and I have people that I value what they have to say And if I don't value what you have to say, then you're not part of the team You're me like this is just a creative to me though That's that's when I gotta be a creative right to put out my first year. I call Charlotte I go, what should I call this? You're great at fucking naming. You know, it just comes to you naturally What should I cause and he's like what's the project? I'm I'm going to four different clubs You know four different sets one night. He just goes four for one and then just hangs up the phone But it was and that's what it was called It was that easy for one. I mean, I call my I call my manager What should I call it's wall set up a management of product strategy meeting for your mic? Creatives bro. I agree with that. That's it creatives And don't give me all you need people to cross the T's and dot the eyes But everybody has a role, you know I'm saying like cross the T's dot the eyes Let me handle the creative and get out the fucking way get out the fuck That's it and tell I figure it out once I figure out how to cross the T's and dot the eyes. Shit. It's a wrap That's it and then then then at that point you just regulating people to the manage your time The most valuable as all of us in this room. No The most valuable commodity in the world time, baby. That's it. That's really what you're paying starting before I'll I'm giving you 10% for the time that I get back because because I can't I can't get on the phone with Every person and listen to every idea, you know I'm saying some of this you have to filter through But guess what if you're not a creative you can't filter shit don't even matter because you might hear a good idea and be like You don't even recognize it exactly. It's like ideas got to come to me I'll be honest ideas got to come to me or people that really Trusts, you know I'm saying like but that cross eyes dot to T shit Like I need experts in those fields my my booking guy. He's an expert at that So I'm willing if you're gay you're worth every penny for the time you save for me and that kind of stuff like that I was an expert in his field mark as an expert in what he's doing. You know, I mean everybody got to be an expert in their field That's it. No, I agree with that. I'm down with the creative side of things You know saying like the person that is running point on your shit got to be creative the guy you know my guy Salis my manager you always see me with an LA like I literally would not be here today without him Like where I am right now. We literally created everything together from scratch nine years ago That's your production partner. So that's not your manager You're like we call you call it that but that's something that's building creative and strategic and strategy. That's your bit That's your partner, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah All right, listen, man. Hope you gave y'all a little bit of game. Did you learn anything Nila? She learned that you're gonna starve or to death Or lunch is not taker As always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant Yeah, oh first. Hey, give me a tortoise and all that. Oh at DJ HED on everything. Yep, and check you out on what? Real ninety two three Los Angeles me and bullet care seven and up seven to eleven every day homegrown radio me and Chuck the homegrown radio podcast And what about the Riverman flow? Oh shit, bro. I listen to church announcements Rhythm and flow cypher DJ. Yeah Officially out streaming now on Netflix. I was a part of that. It was a big first hip-hop competition. It's not it's not corny It's all authentic. You know I'm saying and then also check out those BT cypher's I held those down, too They do you oh So what happened to permit though what DJ for me used to do a shot to the OG man, um, you know, I shot I gave him love. I don't know what happened with that. I think he from what I was told He from what I was told he didn't he didn't want to do it this year. So they hit me up Wow To the oh somebody did tweet me that yesterday, but I didn't pay no attention I was on the plane or me. I was looking through social media because I was on the plane Which is wild because I was on a flight with only three people So I was on my my my Wi-Fi on the laptop and I was just looking through Twitter to see you know because I think blackish was trending because of the girlfriend's reunion and Ben Simmons at a three-point at Ashley was trending and I was really you know I was really checking to see what everybody was saying about Duba. Yeah I was happy to see everybody was like, yo Duba was killing it whatever whatever and then somebody tweeted um, yo shout out to DJ head Holding on the the the turntables are on the cypher. Yeah, I DJ'd all the cypher's this year. Wow Even the comedy was dope. I felt like that was the best one I felt like that was so like that's one culturally relevant Carlos and Chico body. They really did yo Fucking body How much I love before we get out of here shouts to the 85 Yes, man, I'm gonna tell you why I find the 85 South show so dope love these guys when we had uncommon sense You know what I'm saying? I used to always use Carlos always used to use Chico I remember the first time we had DC on the show and I remember Executive saying you don't understand him. We don't understand him. We can't understand him I'm like, but it's millions of people down south who do Okay, it's millions of people down south who speak just like that young man Yeah, let him motherfucking cook. Okay. Carlos used to be on there being Carlos I like that rap shit Carlos and Chico doing they've been doing that like Years and years ago me and Carlos used to have a song called I got drugs for sale. Yeah, like I love seeing them Flourish man. Hey shout to Carlos too cuz uh and shout to Chico too because when we were filming that just hadn't heard his Word just hilarious hadn't heard his first. So that was a real reaction When she they had to redo it, but when she first heard it, she was like, what the fuck? But she just caught a stray like yeah He said if she take off her wig she a nigga. Yeah, I forgot the line before that though. Yeah, that shit was funny That shit was hilarious both of them just another one man phenomenal man. I just yo phenomenal phenomenal talents man like you can't you can't you can't uh You can't create what they do and they're killing it on YouTube That's they're putting all these clips up of their shows I sometimes I think they put the whole live show because they can improv the whole live show And I guarantee you Chico and Carlos was freestyle No, that those versus I think they sat down right some bro. I think they sat down I think they do the shit they mind or the hip-hop cypher. How many takes did it take them? They was they was they was it was I'm pretty sure they wrote it because they was ready Yeah, but they ran through it and I don't take nothing away from that They should write it because you want to have you want to have the things they remember like they do it on Wildin out all the time No, like that should be something. No, I'm when they do the old man shit. It's great. So yeah Baby, you know you remember what you go body safari. What do you say? I don't remember what he said it's a I'll show you guys a interesting clip this is of When you talk about like manifestation and understanding what you're gonna do and like setting goals and thinking about it Here's a clip and it's two clips and it's of Duvall in 2010 just ten years ago. Yeah, and then in the nine actually. Yeah, well, this is 2010 and then this is 2019 so here You should you should host the hip hop awards. He goes it's his time now. It's gonna be my time one day and I'm gonna get there. It's funny watching that clip with I mean I've heard him say that a million times like those these are conversations We've been having for the past ten years. Yep, you know saying like literally so as to see him do that It's like wow, you know, I mean his opening. I'm not surprised though. I think niggas is late, you know When I see Duvall doing shit like that, I'm like, oh y'all late, you know, but like he said Everything happens when it's supposed to happen. I'm right. I mean is everything now if you listen to this podcast You think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant Absolutely, right if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right to it's the brilliant ideas podcast. Thank you for listening Guys, whatever struggles you're facing from depression and anxiety to trauma and grief Better help can connect you with a professional counselor in a safe and private online environment It's so convenient. 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