 Houston, Phil Hattus, Dallas Day, Rochester, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Good morning to you folks. Well, it'll be top of the morning if there's a cheery red and white grape nut flakes package on the table. For grape nut flakes are a really appetizing, energy-producing cereal that starts you off right. Crisp and crunchy flakes, delicately textured, with a gay, wide-awake flavor. You'll have the family calling for more when you serve them grape nut flakes. Good right down to the last delicious spoonful, and good for you, too, because grape nut flakes are a two-grain cereal, bringing you valuable food essentials from both wheat and barley. So serve them often, won't you? Look for them at your grocers tomorrow. And now, the Jack Benny program, presented in Canada by General Foods, makers of grape nut flakes, makers' cocoa, and other high-quality food products. It just says, shut up. Sure did. Just think that my girl would day. Gee, Vancouver, 1928. Yeah. I spent my boyhood days in Waukegan. Gee, Waukegan, 1883. I work Indians in Waukegan. I know. You're not wearing a toupee because it's cold. One thing, when you lived here in Vancouver, you lived in a great city. In fact, when I arrived, I drank a toast to it. Water, of course. Why water, Jack? Well, down you see, in British Columbia, they have a ruling that visitors must wait five days before they're eligible to purchase any spiritus fermenti. That's the stuff that comes in pines, quarks, and WC fields. Memories to me, too. When I was in Vaudeville, I played the Orpium Theater many a time. Did you know that? Did I know that? Jack, every time you played here, didn't you notice a little girl in the third row in the aisle seat with long, blonde pigtails and a pink ribbon in her hair? Well, I'll be darned. Was that you? No, that was my mother. But do you know how to lead an orchestra? No. Can you read music? No. Can you play an instrument? No. You can't do any of those things. Well, what about it? What about it? What am I paying you for? To redeem yourself. Say, Mary, you know that song you were rehearsing on the train? You mean, Love, Love, Love? That's the one. Let Phil sing it with you. Phil gets paid every week. You ought to do something. Go ahead, sing. Family tree. Well, just imagine starting on a family tree. The mama is me. If your heart goes somebody bound. Who is love? Not just a man. Who a witty will be for the rest of our life. If your heart goes somebody bound. Well, who is love? Knockity knock. I know, Don. There are a lot of people who don't eat great nuts. Probably none of my business. But did it ever occur to you that someone might want an egg for breakfast? One middle egg. Because of you, the good breakfast, you'll do a better job. That's right, Don. And you see, Phil, what Don means is that if you have your great nuts first, you'll have enough strength to break the egg. Lookin' sugar. And apple. And it also says that I have a great wish you all the luck. I want to give you a great big kiss. It's because I was a sailor in the last World War, you know. Yes, I know. Yes, sir. And as long as I won't be needing a sailor suit anymore, and you will, well. Jack Benny, if you're trying to sell him that suit, you ought to be horse well. You got any sentiment? I love that suit, and I kept it for 25 years. I'm only going to charge him for storage. So, Dennis, if you want it, you can have that suit for only $10. Only $10? Yeah. United States money. Oh, yes. There's a slight difference in the rate of exchange. Well, what do you say, kid? But Mr. Benny, won't your suit be too big for me? What do you mean? Well, it would be too big around. Around where? Well, around where it goes around. Inside? Not a big hearted. Now, the kid's been with you for five years. He's going in the Navy, and you have no use for that sailor suit anymore. Why don't you give it to him? You're right, Bill. OK, Dennis, you can have my old sailor suit. Gee, thanks, Mr. Benny. And in that case, you can have all my civilian suits. Well, thanks, kid. All you have to do is keep up the payments. Turn the world, you pick up ideas like that. You know, you should. I'll take it. About getting $11 for $10. You lose that when you go back. Who's gone? Thank you, Rochester. And the? I said, Rochester, just wish me good luck. Well, we all do, kid. Jack, I can never thank you and Mary for all you've done for me and for the five most wonderful years of my life. I want to thank the gang, Phil, Don, Rochester, and everyone connected with the program, and all the listeners who've been so nice to me during these five years. Well, just hurry back, Dennis. Get in swing with spring, folks. Start today with a big bowl full of great nut flakes. You'll like them. For great nut flakes are a delicious combination of wheat and barley with a delightful flavor all their own. And great nut flakes are exceptionally easy to digest, too, because those two grains are put through a special process. First, they're baked, then they're toasted. This expert treatment brings out all the fine, wholesome flavor of golden ripe Canadian wheat and melted barley, and retains all their body building food essentials, too. Energy producing proteins and carbohydrates, along with useful quantities of iron for the blood and phosphorus for bones and teeth. Eat right, and you have a better chance of feeling right, and of enjoying these grand spring days. And start that right eating by eating a bowl full of great nut flakes every morning. Tomorrow, look for the red and white package that says great nut flakes. As Jack Benny has already pointed out, tomorrow, Monday, is something more important than just the beginning of another week. It's the starting date of Canada's sixth victory loan. When you listen to the war news, remember that you're helping to make that news, just as surely as though you were on the battlefield. Your money is there through the victory bonds you buy. Each victory bond you buy helps bring that day nearer when newspaper headlines and radio alike will sound out the glad tidings of peace. So put victory first. Invest in Canada's sixth victory loan. And now this is Cy Mack saying good night for General Food, makers of great nut flakes, baker's cocoa, and other high quality food products. Be with us again next week, same time, same station for another half hour with Jack Benny and his gang. This is the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.