 Item Number SCP-815 Item Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-815 requires no extraordinary containment procedures beyond a standard keypad-locked storage locker. Contact Dr. Myers for access permissions. Under no circumstances should any non-class D personnel open SCP-815. SCP-815 should be handled carefully as to prevent accidental activation. Description SCP-815 is a novelty snake nut can, a common prank device that consists of a smaller canister labeled salted mixed nuts. While in actuality, it contains four cloth-covered springs meant to represent snakes that fly out upon opening. X-ray and multi-spectral imaging have as yet determined no measurable unusual qualities of the can or snakes. Upon opening, the snakes instantaneously vanish from the can silently burst forth from the nearest person's, see note, face, with extreme force. High-speed video footage reveals that the snakes appear to emerge from the lower sinuses, typically shattering the nose, cheekbones, and upper jaw upon exiting. As a result, subjects often avoid major brain damage and remain alive until termination or death from blood loss or shock. After approximately 15 seconds, the can reseals itself and produces another four ordinary snakes. The method by which the snakes achieve such extraordinary velocity without breaking is unknown. Note, researchers are to be reminded that SCP-815 acts on the nearest person even when opened by a robot. I don't want to have to keep cleaning up these accidents, people. Dr. Myers Lesson complete. If you missed the previous orientation, go watch SCP-814, Pure Tones, right now. Or for the complete course, watch this playlist.