 What is up YouTube welcome back to the living room where the October's and today we're watching the Ant-Man and the Wasp So as we learned in the last movie man when it was going down with Thanos Paul Rudd was nowhere to be found So I guess we're gonna figure out what this man was doing But guys check it out the living room is going to be changing because we are moving so yeah It's gonna be the same old thing man. It's gonna be like our second living room, right? So we're gonna set up our little living room area. We're gonna be hanging out watching some movies not much will change Especially not us. So yeah, let's go. Let's go Oh Jellybean That's the wasp gonna be so boring I won't be able to keep my Man she's really playing the role when she Wish we could put down our bags Tucked you back into your bed, but too many lives for its sake. Oh my god They've already launched. That's cool. Does he hang in action? Yeah, this is where you lose her right here. Oh Yeah, that's right in the last movie Paul Rudd went subatomic, right? And so now he knows it's possible to come back. So I forgot about that Maybe she can come back. He both knew that if you go that small you ain't coming back But my regulator was damaged your mother's wasn't what a tough day to have a dammit I know hers is flapping Your mother saved thousands of lives that day MVP selfless gone forever. She's like a micro organism in the quantum realm So she exists in a place where like past the singularity basically we're all physics break down as we understand them wasn't coming home So time's different there, so the thing that I ever had to do Then Scott showed up look into our house And when he went to the quantum realm, yeah, he came back He came back Everything changed. I started to wonder. Could your mother still be a liar? Well, you better hope time really really slows down because she's hungry Yeah, all right. Oh No, not a quantum tunnel. I think it's possible to bring her back. Paul Rudd, baby. Let's go All right. All right. I'm here for it. Let's go Breaking into something again as always a Scotland special. You ready? I'm ready. Daddy. Oh, no any hesitation or fear. We're done. I eat fear for breakfast. Wow Super cool. Is that the same little girl? Oh, it might be Anton, which way do we go Anton? Which way do we go? There's like, um, what's the same again? Michael pinya? Thanks, Anton. Oh I think I got laced a secret fault. Tell me you brought the contact lens Perfect They went crazy with this My trophy looks like treasure. I want to take it to show and tell. Oh, no, you can't do that It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me So touched you think I'm the world's greatest grandma I think we have way too many security cameras, don't we? No, no, not at all I mean, because it's a lot of security cameras. I know what he needs I'm running the company, right? And if we overcoat him, he's gonna go somewhere else I mean, we got to land this bird. Expressions land this fish. No, it's land the bird Just like you land the plane. You got to land the plane to be in business I know it's silly to get hung up on these kinds of things, but I do How am I gonna land the fish? You can't walk and if it swam up on shore and it battled a hawk, who's gonna win? All right, he's show now he's been at home for way too long I'm headed to the office, Scotty But I feel like I'm way better like my heart is definitely like beating way too hard My hands are shaking, but I think it's unrelated, you know Oh He's only like four inches outside the fence My foot went through the fence A flying ant crashed Hey, you try and entertain a 10 year old when you can't leave the house Close up magic I learned that This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown up stuff to you, huh? You can't draw on the walls Well, your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America He was allowed to return to the U.S. Provided he served two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. Okay, sweetie That's not no one's eye doctor I know just like that Thanks. I'm also a youth pastor You haven't had any contact with Hank Pym or Hope Van Dyne, have you? Associating with them breaks your deal I haven't talked to Hank or Hope in forever They hate his guts How'd you do it, Scott? Do what? The car trick No shot You need a warrant Actually, they don't They don't want to see you now Really? Wow Actually, they don't Get on the inside of this Wow, they did some mending for real, didn't they? Thank you You know what? Give me another week The double I had a fun weekend, daddy Me too, peanut But just wait till next weekend Once I'm out of here, you and I are gonna go paint this town red We'll have so much ice cream We'll never stop puking How'd you do that? Bye, daddy Everyone's so amazing Look at him, he can't leave Like all the dudes just want to know That's a rock man Would you have asked him? No, I would have went home and Googled it I'll be honest though I'd have to be at home for like a thousand years Before I do that by myself Whatever, gummy train Trains, I mean I had to do that when I broke my leg Wrap it up I just had to leave it out of the bath Have you tried to ant man? Does that mean his ankle brace does too? You know, I don't think he can get the ant man suit on With the ankle brace on, can he? I'm gonna find you jelly bean I found you You always find me, mommy The hell? Do we insert our consciousness in the past or something? Because jelly beans hope and peanuts Cassie, right? Hey Hank, it's been a while I just had a really weird dream I was back in the quantum realm And I think I saw your wife And then I was your wife How weird I'm sorry to bother you I'm sorry for a lot of things What a humble phone call What? Things ain't cheap The flipper Wouldn't you always think that's Kate? Yo, he just got attacked I'd be paranoid of everything What was eating some pops? Oh Crackles, another dream Do you think it was a dream or is it possible that you really saw my mom down there? I'm not sure I can't be here I can't be here, I'm under house arrest They won't open while the systems engage Scott What was that? Oh, they're tiny right now Oh my god That'd be scary They could show up any second Relax, as far as your nanny cops know, you're still at home Oh, they got the ants Oh, he's eating the fruit loop Scotty? He's programmed to replicate your daily routine Nine hours in bed, five hours in front of the TV Two hours in the bathroom, whatever that's about Spying on me Keep tabs on all security threats, all right And so far the biggest one we've had is you Oh my gosh, too close of a call It was a matter of national security, the cap needed helps Cap? America, captain, that's what we call him Yeah, Kate I didn't think I'd get caught You didn't think about a lot of things We're still running, the house is gone, so is our freedom Sorry, I know you're mad I'm not looking for an apology, Scott The only reason why we're even talking is because we need what's in your head She's sub-demanding, isn't she? She didn't even let him get dressed She made him just come on Is that the security of those flies? Hey, it could be This is the front They're about to go somewhere really nice, I bet Is this where you're living? If you need help or money or something, maybe I can We're fine Oh wow I wasn't expecting that, but you know, there you go They are teched up down there Oh my gosh And it's the ants Move it John Wick To book you in You're like the smartest genius I know Didn't you put some kind of like low jack on your lab? Because if you didn't, we have a variety of affordable options You gotta do it when you can, you know The lab emits radiation Could we modify a quantum spectrometer and track it? Well, where else can we find that equipment? Micro-center Bill Foster He's an old colleague of my dad's from SHIELD They had a falling out years ago You seem to have a lot of falling out so people Hey, I'm risking everything by being here Don't you think we should check? We need to find out who took the lab Who took it? Um, that thing Well, I mean, I know that, but who is that? No idea Who could that be? Looks like someone on Star Wars Is this a new character or an old character? We'll see Yeah, unmasked I don't know her Yo, I don't know, but she kind of looks like she's got food poisoning It looks like Dune What? Terrible Awfully portrayed Horrifically directed It's um Unbelievably unnerving Stop, stop it Oh wow, and then she's gonna- Oh, she can't breathe That's what it was She couldn't breathe It's like Sandy on Sundrom No, I think her organs are turning into mush Because she's constantly fluctuating In between the physical and the quantum Oh No one's gonna recognize this What, because of hats and sunglasses? They're only that dude from you Yeah The system is interfered Oh no, dude I swear to gosh I'm gonna put myself out there y'all Someone in the comments that I look like this guy And then I hate y'all I have to assure her daily that she doesn't Be both in and out of phase with multiple parallel realities That's just a mess I am noticing an unusually high number of glazed eyes out there among you So why don't we call it a few minutes early? That'll be enough for today Thank you ladies and gentlemen, you may go Pull professor move right there It's quantum entanglement between the quantum states of posner molecules in your brains Yeah, that's what I was thinking No, we wasn't Let's just put the word quantum in front of everything Don't condescend, Hank You're the one who's on the run from the FBI All because you had to grow to a size that finally fit your ego That wasn't me in Germany It was this idiot Really, going that big must have been exhausting I slept for three days straight You have no idea Actually, I do Back in the day I was Hank's partner on a project called Goliath Excuse me Oh My partner? The only thing more tiring than going that big Is putting up with Hank's bullshit That must have had a real falling out, huh? Yeah My record? 21 feet Not bad Yeah 65 If you two are finished comparing sizes Yo, they just need to put on the boxing gloves, don't they? I fired you Best decision I ever made Hank was a terrible partner Sooner or later, he just pushed everyone away Just the mediocrities Janet was the only one who could endure him Watch it, Bill She paid the price, though Didn't she? Oh, no Okay, ladies Chill, bro Sisters, sisters Mmm That's woe Someone must have seen me Relax So this is about you They'd be in your house by now What are you, 15? Come on, we gotta go right now Wait, you might be able to improvise that tracker If you modify the diffraction units on one of your regular That could work I don't know what that means Thank you Why would they tell them stuff like that? He snatched the door open so quick, though Oh my gosh Paul Rudd Let's go Number one Number one When I say Paul You say Rudd Paul Rudd I can assure you I'm the last person he would want to visit Oh, come on, you expect us to Hey, why is that? We hate each other's guts Foster, he hasn't had one good idea in his unremarkable career But his idea about the diffractors could work, right? Fine One decent idea Except I eliminated the diffractors when it upgraded the suits So if we had an old suit, we might be able to track down the lab? Yes, but we don't What if we did? Yeah, because why in the world would you destroy it? I mean, life's funny Oh my gosh You didn't destroy the suit Well, duh, why would he? It was your life's work, Hank, I couldn't destroy that You sent my suit for the mail Hey, the postal service is very reliable That's in a very safe place, all right? Don't worry What, the trophy? No, it's not here Get away from the plate I put it back after She took it to show and tell Oh my gosh Oh no Okay, so we're about to go to school Well, the good news is, I know where it is Oh, he's gonna have to go and take it from her? You know, I like this one a lot more than the first one Yeah I'm enjoying it more What is it? It's the new regulator Hank, what's going on with this suit? He better shrink Is he like a Barbie scientist right now? Oh my god, he's about to freak somebody out The sizing coils are malfunctioning Just let me try them Sorry No, he's like a little boy If only Cap could see you now Hilarious What are we gonna do? Where's your hall pass? Hey, I'm talking to you Run Why am I his Rodwells? Where's the class? That's the class she's in Oh, they had lunch or something? Maybe He timed that perfect He's still ridiculously small though He looks like a baby walking around It's not in there Oh, yes it is Shrink Oh gosh Dude, he looks so goofy Hiya, chap, how was school today? You want a juice box and some string cheese? You need some peanut butter crackers, don't you? Yeah, he said juice box and string cheese He said, do you really have that? Let's see if Foster was right This has got to be the lab Oh, did they triangulate the coordinates? Triangulate My favorite word He's every time we go on a walk He says, let's triangulate the... Triangulate the position Yeah, whatever Team me up twice in one day Makes you think, Kong About what? Germany What do you mean? We were working together Training together and other stuffing together If I'd asked you, would you have come? I guess we'll never know If I had, you'd have never been caught Easy, freckles You think you can stop daydreaming about my daughter long enough to get in my lab? I'm not getting anything on the monitors There's some kind of electronic disturbance Be careful You know me, Hank I'm always careful So weird They just ran upon her that easy? Oh gosh, she's gonna wake up She's gonna have an alarm on it I'm sure this is our shrunken building and not somebody else's right Just take it, Scott Come on, we gotta be fast Nah, she don't use that suit How did she know? Hank Oh my god, and Hank I don't think they can hear you Oh Hi Hello I'm Ava Scott All right You don't need the suit to go through things It just helps me control it and the pain You're not gonna reach into my chest and crush my heart You're funny I'm not gonna hurt you, Scott unless I have to I need what's in your head Easy, little girl What are you doing? She kind of has like, Wanda powers and vision Let's wake up the rest of the gang and get this over with, shall we? Get up Oh, she's weird, dude Don't ever touch him again I think I'm being rather gentle with your father All things considered Another casualty of Hank Pym's ego Whoa That's a betrayal right there I mean, like, you can see it come in, but like Oh man, I thought you were cool What the hell is going on here? Why did he think it was cool? Until my father dared disagree with the great Hank Pym who had him fired and discredited for good measure My father tried to continue his research on his own until something went wrong He told us to run I could tell he was scared I didn't want him to be alone When I woke up, my parents were dead I wasn't so lucky They call it molecular disequilibrium Man, so she's jacked up all the way down to the molecular level Ooh Bracelle in my body is torn apart and stitched back together Wow Over and over every day I was still at shield when I got the call about a quantum anomaly in Argentina My name's Bill Wow, that looks just like him I brought you something Dr. Foster did his best to keep me safe But others at shields saw an opportunity in my affliction They built me a containment suit so I could control my phasing and trained me to be a stealth operative in an exchange for my soul They were going to kill me They lied I don't really think there's no cure in that, bro Right Her condition was progressive I didn't know how to cure her She discovered that he would build in the tunnel The message from Janet inside his head Can you tell me who's texting me? Cassie, 9-1-1 It's 9-1-1 That means it's an emergency Okay, look, she's trying to video chat me now Something might be wrong Let me talk to her, please Cassie, are you okay? I can't find my soccer shoes I have to go tomorrow Hey, can you just walk the phone around the house? No, I can't do that right now Why not? Because I'm sick Hey Mm-hmm For the last 30 years, she's been down there absorbing quantum energy We can extract that energy We can use it to repair Ava's molecular structure Extract it? Yes Are you insane? That would rip Janet apart You don't know that I'm going to fire up your tunnel When Janet's location pops into Lang's head He's going to give it to me Or I'm going to turn him over to the FBI You are going to stay here Just in case I need your help Like, hell, I would help you I bet there's something in the Altoids box Yeah, 100% I was thinking that earlier Also, help me, got that Wait, there ain't no telling what he has in the thing It's his heart, he needs his pills, please Dr. Foster, they're in the tin, please He could die for c- come on Help them Dad, just hang on, all right, just keep Help them, man, come on The Altoid tin Wait This is the ants Let's go Thanks, guys I wouldn't expect an ant, so I'll be honest She's glad, Chinty Yeah, I feel bad for her There's no benefits to that I think with all this time to prepare, I'd be more ready Going subatomic isn't something you can prepare for I mean, seeing my mom again But she's a completely different person George Washington I'm serious, Scott George Jefferson She's forgotten about me When I was in prison, the only thing that got me through was Cassie I could have been locked up for 100 years I never would have forgotten her I know your mom is counting the minutes Until she can see you again No Or there are quants of minutes, whatever that means Forgot the motion sensor lights on the back of the building Maybe I could stop by tomorrow, take a look at it The meeting is first thing in the morning You've got to come right now and fix it You know what? I'm coming to you I'll just bring the plans and just tell me where you are, okay? They just put it right in the middle of the woods Security up tomorrow? Today Up the linen, bro, keep practicing Hey, I just got to drive up to Scotty So you sprung from the undercarriage wash? That's a scam, bro We live in California, not Minnesota They're budgeting every dollar Who are you and why you know so much about car wash protocol? My name is Sonny Birch I do my research Scott Lang Hank Pym, who I've also learned As a portable shrinking laboratory And you're gonna tell me where it is I don't know what you're talking about Well, I sense a resistance in you, Luis And I have promised results to some dangerous people Usman is a master at extracting information from the unwilling Says some true serum or something? Okay, yeah It's a little concoction that he's been perfecting Since his days with the SIS Dude, that's true serum No, it's not No fencing Oh, okay, hey, I believe you Not to get that lab back How long have I gone? A couple of weeks, maybe Hmm He has a daughter, right? Oh, or they're about to start kidnapping Won't be a part of anything like that One who's about to fade away into nothing, though He said you could fix me You let one finger on that little girl and we're done You gotta feel for her though She didn't ask for all that Dang it There are other options Man, she's dangerous Desperate It's just him You know what, you're right This isn't true serum Because I don't feel anything That was a lie I do feel something This is true serum There's no such thing Okay He's about to backhand them I'm gonna make this really is for you Okay Where is Scott Lang? Oh, see, that's complicated Oh, God His wife had just filed for divorce And I was like, damn, homie, she dumped me when you're on lock up And he was like, yeah, I know I thought I was gonna be with her forever But now I'm all alone Damn, homie, you know what? You gotta chin up because you'll find a new partner But you know what? I'm Luis Yeah, hold on, hold on I like a good story as much as the next person But what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang is? I'm getting there, I'm getting there You put a dam in him You gotta let the whole song play out Oh my, well, at least I had a jukebox in the restaurant Yeah, only played Morrissey And if anybody ever complained She'd be like, oh, no te gusta mas? You know, Chicano, we call them mas So anyway, Scottie gets out of jail And he starts working for Hank That's when he met Hope And Hope's all like, I want nothing to do with you Look at my hairdo I'm all business And you fast forward And they're all like into each other, right? And then Scottie's like, you know what? I can't tell you this When I'm gonna go trash in the airport We're Captain America And then she said, I can't believe you're split like that Smell your letter, dummy So Scottie goes on house arrest The part is all like, damn I thought Hope could have been my new true partner But fate brought him back together And then Hope's heart is all I'm worried that I can't trust him Company's ready And we're days away from going out of business Oh! Out of business Days away Damn, truth's up You know, I was trying to be a good boss But we're broke And we're finished our last hope And if we don't show up, we're done Damn, bro That's on me That's on me Hey Enough They're the best partner Where is Scottie? I've been trying to tell you He's in a tricky spot Emotionally speaking Emotionally speaking Literally speaking Oh, the woods The woods What do you mean? The woods The mirror woods Second fire road off the panoramic highway Dang, she came at the right time That freak gets pimp's tech I'm never gonna see it So what do we do now? It's easier to steal it from the feds And from the boogeyman Hey, it's me How'd you like to get a promotion? I got to look good Promotion No pimp Bandai and land You're going to have to take them down now Because they ain't gonna be there for long And when you do, you're gonna give me that lab Who's he calling? Understood Who's this? No idea They's gonna do the hard work for us What are you looking at? Change my time Sir, can you not? Sorry, sir, but I just got a lead That looks like Rob Boonskowski I love leads Yeah, a little bit Not really As soon as the tunnel's open, let us know if you get anything that could be a part of her message Yeah, yeah, I will Okay, then Here it goes You know, I'm still pretty impressed, they built all that I know But when you're hanging cram, I guess you're just like You got to like that, I guess You got anything? Nothing Ever No, no, no, no What's happening? It's shutting down, maybe our vectors are off We've gone over them a million times, know they're right Well, then what else could it be? I don't know Scott, what are you doing? Shut, get away from that I'm sorry, I don't know how much time I have I need to fix the algorithm Oh, she's putting it in his head Oh Shadden? Yeah, that's awkward, right? Charlie P It's not the reunion I'd imagined It's all so rushed Where'd Paul Rudd go? Well, that's useful Oh, I hope she doesn't give him a kiss How is this possible? It wasn't a message you put in Scott's head, it was an antenna Clever girl, I'm so proud of you Got a corny wrist Yeah You have to follow my voice Like tracing a callback to its source Narrow it to four and six Too tight, we could miss you Look at us squabbling again This is weird They're just so much smarter than me They're holding hands though, so like from his perspective though It's very weird Source lock It's you We got it You have to meet me at these exact coordinates In the wasteland beyond the quantum void It's very dangerous, so be careful Time and space work very differently down here You have two hours After that the probability fields will shift And it'll be another century before they align like this again Man, this pressure A lot You probably seem so strange to come in from him Right, she feels so weird internally How'd we get up here? He didn't even remember Right, first you're gonna see all kinds of lights And it's gonna get really trippy But then it's gonna turn black and silently All right, I have to take this Hey man, you coming? No, I'm not But you know what, ghost is And you know what, the feds, they know where you are They give me some truth to them And then all of a sudden I start talking all honestly Like I hate the way that you load the dishwasher I hate it Who puts a plate on the top rack, okay? They don't go there Oh, I feel like such a jerk You're gonna be really mad We gotta go now Ghost knows where we are So does the FBI How? I told Louise where we are You what? I told him to come here So I can help him with the carapidian proposal Oh my god Do you know how hard it is for ex-cons to find work these days? Jesus Scott Man, I don't know, bro That's murder right there It's a big crime, Scott 90 seconds to close the aperture You have to de-polarize the coils first I know I'm really sorry, but I have to go Can I borrow the suit? Gigroscopic stabilizers I'm just gonna borrow the suit I'll come back Just tell me where you'll be Don't bother We'll come and get the suit from you as soon as we found my mom Scott, just go I mean, be sympathetic to him, though Like that's your mom, but he's got like a whole kid, though Nice Touch, buddy He must be resting He must be resting He's such a positive stepdad Right Spread out Ken You people have no shame Monitor says that he's in the bathroom Yeah, I'm not buying it Kathy, let the man get by But daddy's super sick I'll see about that Aw, she's sticking up for him He barfed Like a lot Which is it? She's sticking up for him Always Like a lot, a lot Yes Forget it, move aside What are you doing here? Scott Sorry, I'm just really sick I told you Sometimes you just gotta get it out, you know Sorry I'll start the van You get the lab Oh my gosh That was crazy That sucks, man I really want them to go get her I gotta see that reunion Can't they know somebody? Open van dyne You're under arrest What does the FBI even stand for? Forever bothering individuals Doesn't he work for me or come? I just got hit a bowl of malarkey We got him, sir Him and van dyne are in custody Seriously? Sorry, Scott, they're your friends That's insensitive Sorry for misjudging you, pal You should feel great about yourself Oh no He's gonna have to go save him Why is he such a scapegoat? Oh, he's still in it That's why, because he's a thief Working for the other side He knows that guy that's like A used car salesman He got dealt with though Man down and Pim's lab is gone Oh my gosh, they said that right He's not him What's he on? They were like, they were like Oh no How did she know the situation so quick? Who told her? Thanks for covering She just knew because she saw the ant in there Right And what's that view they have? So? The most paid the price I know, hope people isn't dumb Aw I screw it up just about every time Well, maybe you just need someone watching you back Like a partner Aw, she's made it clear that's about the last thing she wants Who? Hope Wait, who did you think? Me Aw Don't love Oh, peanut, that would be awesome She just doesn't understand, does she? That would be a terrible dad Have hope be your partner She's smart She reminds me of you You're gonna go help her? I think you should help her I wish I could, but I don't know how I can help her without hurting you You can do it Anything We're the world's greatest grandma That was so cute Agent, we will see you in an hour We don't have an hour You got somewhere else to be Yeah, actually We're very important Extremely important Now that's my girl Let's say Kate's on Sorry I keep saying that guys, sorry She just caked us If you're new here Because you seem lost, like, you know To shrink that wall Shrink the wall Yeah, because she has those little things where you throw Right You got any better ideas? No And I'm not giving up on mom She'd be so proud of you Well, they need the lab, right? Great job, Jellybean, huh? How are they gonna get the lab or find it? I think they're just trying to do it one step at a time, baby That'll work Scott? What are you two just standing around for? We gotta go find that lab What about me? He's about to look perfect in that Nah, actually Yeah, he would still be out He looks so obvious Right What? This is like 50 felonies for you, ma'am We're planning on leaving soon And are you two gonna keep staring at each other Until they start shooting at us Yeah, they're out I'm on my way Why do they have to have two different groups of people after them? Even though they're working for you The suit is missing and so is the band How could this happen? What the dickens? Thank you How do we find the lab And put on a new tracker of sorts Whoa Oh Like a video game, huh? I always go a little wide on them turns On those video games That's like the old Simpsons game The hit and run Yeah Is it ready or not? We can begin the extraction process now Listen, Ava This whole thing could be very dangerous Maybe, maybe we should Maybe we should one I've got days until I'm dead We're doing this, Bill Energy reading show They have not used a tunnel yet We don't have much time Before mom's location shifts And we lose her You know, my pep-pep always said If you want to do something right, you make a list His pet-pep Two We have to kick out foster and ghost Three We're gonna have to fight ghost That seems like should be part of two Which is called two-way They're listening to him I'm going to die Let me do this I think he's right Down's a rescue pop You know, theoretically, he's the one for it Ah! Okay Some scary movie You remember that beloved commercial? Wassa! I had him follow us there Oh, the comments from that movie Was saying that was from a commercial, right? A Bud Light commercial Right, there you go Keep your eyes peeled, Scotty Do you want pez? No I've been like, yep By the way, I love that soup I wish I had a soup I would even like a soup with minimal powers Or maybe even just a soup Why? What is it? Pitch them How do you even fight her? Do you pour like wax on her or water? Honestly, I don't know I think you just let the clock run out You just avoid her for a couple of days Hank Hank Dad, what's your status? Foster's taken care of Suiting up now What? Let's go, pops Just wanted to say, babe She's facing death or something far more terrible I'll help you find a cure when I get back I promise We'll figure something out I'm gonna vote for you in the next election Why didn't they just do that forever ago? I'm gonna need you to step back Because he probably knows he's about to go quantum and never come back He probably was like, I can't help you actually I'm gonna dissolve Bye I guess it was just too arrogant and self-centered to just come to a proper consensus That better to work together and put two brains together and be friends All them egos got involved and And money and Oh, there she is Why are there so many buttons to power everything? Why isn't there just one button that just does everything? Didn't you build that? Right, he's like, click, click, click Touch, touch I don't know, right? I just made like one master button Yeah, but then it would be hard to manipulate what's wrong with it when you break it In case they don't make it Don't I don't know, I was thinking they just do that in for suspense I can't lose you too I love you, Hope Guys, everything's bad over here, please You're just letting him get a single-handedly beat up Here he goes Misdirection One of the first things they teach you at online close-up magic university No I'm in those dang card tricks Fine work, we got it, Scotty Meet us at the rendezvous point Okay, on my way Really? This guy again Who? I told you our business went over Change of plans He's such a pest And that's funny because they are actually pests Right, he's like a gnash straight from the swamp, so Louisiana-y Mm-hmm This music is so good for them So this can't be happening when they know this is doing all that mess, right? They're just so unaware No way this town, it's a whole town though, right? They're just not all unaware That was wild This has to be like before or something That on the carriage, it's filthy I thought they cleaned it Whoa Don't worry, I've taken these guys on the scenic route Wait, what are you- Oh Oh my gosh, you about to fly over that whole thing Oh no I don't know, that was close That is so cute, they're like a hot wheel size He looked so much worse He just keeps getting the spotlight, doesn't he? Ew I know that They're trying to make it seem beautiful and majestic, but that's gross One of them things latch on to me, I'd be like, what? Oh yeah, he likes larva and weird stuff like that because he's like an ant I mean, I would think it was cool too Those are like manatees Those are, there's an aim for that recently Recalibrating What? Those larvae right there Yeah Quantum larva I think he's at the microscopic level, not the quantum level Because those are like microbes, right? Yeah, they're about to suck him up Yeah, he gets a lot smaller, see He must have it like that, he can just cue some dang bites Oh, she's shrunk it, that's crazy They're saying No, the 60s were fun, but now I'm paying for it That was weird Whoa How do you be here? Because that thing's moving in and out of time or something It's like, because it's not connected with physical reality I would make a giant pez The Hello Kitty cameo But you know, that could happen in real life, right? That could happen, and you can get it on camera And you still wouldn't believe it, you would think it was just edited That was crazy Oh, bro, why did you jump out of the car? Are you crazy for that? That's something I got jacked up in real life, did you see that? I hope they make him a toddler again We got you now, Ava Oh my gosh, she's so unpredictable Whoa Oh my gosh He's a junk Oh my gosh That catch was crazy Go, go, go, go Or it's got the lab I'm going after him This thing's like a dang football Wait, everyone's fumbling it? Yes No, no, no, no, no, no Oh my gosh, he needs to hop on like a skateboard Like in that movie, Wear Back, bro If you know what Wear Back is, just let me know You're really cool if you do I was going to say it was like on Lord of the Rings with Legolas Yeah Crazy Look He's like knee-boarding it He's breaking through right now Oh my god, there's not even sound at this level No, he's past the physical then I really hope it says how she survived I'm coming to you Like what'd she eat? What'd she do? Maybe you don't have to eat them or nothing Maybe you just have to lick a wall or something I'm telling you, she's just like She's become like a timeless entity at this point Oh, okay I just found it We can't grow the lab without it Yeah, but the van is busted Use the Hot Wheels Rally Case Pick a car Oh, he would pick the one with the flames The remote, we're missing the remote You gotta check the van A Monday Wow That is huge air for him though I'll get the lab They're so unpredictable too Like it would suck to fight them Right Because you can't see them They basically turn invisible He's a squint I don't know why he waited to get so close to start shooting Oh, yeah, that's right It's faulty This man just walking with a box like that A southern gentleman There he goes You better run Whoa Some hungry birds Right I was gonna eat it when he's in the air Oh, look at that No more enemies Right Right in the water Oh, a fish is gonna eat him Oh, no Oh folks, we barely left the dock But it looks like we got some company Oh, no Oh, they're looking for whales He said they're down there doing the nasty right now Oh my god That was like Aquaman, doesn't it? I would think that was Aquaman That doesn't belong to you Let go You better go find that wardrobe if it's there You think it'll be there? That was so dramatic Oh, there it is Dad? You look lost, Hank Are you all right? Oh, no Is it gonna be her? Mm-mm There she is It's Janet Oh, she aged, didn't she? Aw, but she looks great I don't know what she's been eating Some quantum food He said I've been snacking on every particle I can find Aw She's like, I know it's beautiful, but it's so hard to sleep It moves Like a water bed You know I hate when you sleep with the TV on I'll take that every day over this Is that easy? How did you do that? Oh, they have the vessel This place, it changes you Adaptation is part of it But some of it is evolution Or she's like, I have six toes now What else is different? I got the lab Oh, he's exhausted He's so big, he's exhausted Other countries will be looking at that like, ooh Y'all better sign them accords She's just smiling Wasn't he only 60 before? Something like that Right He's too big Oh, I thought he was gonna run it over I'm just gonna go to sleep now for five minutes Oh, y'all better back up Oh, that's gonna, that's the splash zone Oh, my Run, it's cold outside Goddamn it won't last Okay Well, he better shrink He can't, he's so tired What's she gonna do? I don't know Maybe use her wasp powers Oh, there's a problem right there Nice snag Don't hurt him Yeah, but she's all right Because it went right through her What? Oh, my God, even the pain I had a rollybook bag I'm not even gonna lie And that's what it looked like I didn't, not even a lie I did, that was like the most Embarrassing year in my life My mom told me no too I should have listened She was like, no Brooke You're gonna look like a dork, Brooke I know Whoa, what's she doing? Taking my man's belt off She's being Kate Oh, nice Oh, let's go Where's the remote release? It's probably in there I guess this is where we say Adios, Emilio No, no, no, no, no That was close Ava They need to arrest him Yeah, he's the one that's like A power with this girl right here Yeah, he's a co-conspirator Is what he is What if Hank is right? What if this process kills Janet? She will help Right now I'm sorry, we can't do this We have to find another way This is How is she just going toss Bill like that? No respect, huh? Yeah, she's about to just finish herself You better toughen up, Janet She's probably like, I feel so proud of her She's gonna tear mom apart Yeah, turn it off on her No Nice Do we win? Are you okay? Can't be in a Washington too, boy Awww I can't believe she's back Mom? Jellybean I missed you too, Jellybean No more last-minute business trips, okay? I'm sorry, just don't worry about me Scott Job well done, Paul Rudd Yeah, then this girl Yeah, confirm your kills, people Oh, she's gonna help her Oh, she's got some powers just here with her hands Probably knows a lot about it 30 years down there I can feel it It always helps Awww I think I can help you What? He's just witnessing And just like that, good to go We just needed Janet She's the one right here, I was moving forward, huh? Is she the watch now? The cops are coming Like all of them What about them? What would they think? Like, so many people are in suits Like, what is going on in here? We're going to find jobs You see, we see these guys They're trying to shoot people Uh-huh, so we apprehended them You're welcome We trafficked and stolen technology And we have killed many, many people Who's Sarah? He's in charge That's true, I am I've also committed numerous Health code violations in my restaurant How have they injected him? It is true, Sarah We've got to get out of here That's when you'll be like, hero cons over there, guys I have an idea Go, go What the heck? Scotty, reduce yourself There's no one in there That was the way he's going to be there again Well, done I'm doing like nothing happened Let's go Leave me here We can make it You said it yourself I've hurt people But you haven't I don't know, man, we can forgive you Well, that's like her parent, I guess Because hers left her They had to, I guess Right, well, you got to feel for her She didn't ask for none of that They just ain't about to catch him, are they? He's like the best criminal Am I two years up already? What's it like out there? People still dance? Are food trucks still a thing? You got away with it this time, Scot But I'll be seeing you again Where will you be seeing me again? Like, in general, I'll see Like, the next time you do something bad I'll be there You'll be watching in that room? Yeah How you were inviting me somewhere Why would I do that? No, I meant to like arrest you I'll arrest you later again Take it easy Okay Did you want to grab dinner or something? I mean, because I'm free Oh, you like something like that Because he's like Ant-Man? Right, yeah And he's gonna be like, buddy This dynamic just makes me feel so, like, hopeful But there's just no shot It would be an honor to be in business with you as well Look at, he's at his desk Right, they're gonna keep the business I know that this sounds We're gonna send everybody a message Aw, cool Oh, we got her a house That's so cool Aw, I'm glad they found some peace for now I don't know about that house though, I'm being honest No, it's where It's a werewolf's house No, it's where the house is So, Cassie, what do you want to be when you grow up? I want to help people, like my dad I wanted to be his partner But he said he wants you Aw Daddy Hold on Boo, get out of here Oh, they're small Aw Oh, they got the laptop outside? Man, them Oh, because they're Them fans are about to suck up all the dirt That's cool though That'd be cool It would be cool to be there, man Good, now we might have some answers Because where were y'all at? Well, these animations are crazy I hate to skip them I know That's wild Look how much work they put into it It's so nice I used to be a respected scientist Had my name on the sides of buildings Now I got this Oh I think it has flair Collection unit activates when you decouple it It should automatically start absorbing quantum healing particles Also, make sure you stay out of the tardigrade fields They're cute, but they'll eat you And don't get sucked into a time vortex We won't be able to save you He was like, yeah, whatever Okay, going subatomic in five Four Three Two One All right, Scott, this is a mic check Mic check, one, two One, two How's everybody doing tonight in the quantum realm? Scott Healing particles secured for our new ghost friend Great Pairing for re-entry in five, four Oh, that would better work Three Hello? Ha ha, very funny Hank Bro, okay Okay Oh my god Dude, I totally forgot that we had to deal with the ramifications of that Okay, seriously, don't joke around Guys! That was tough, babe That was crazy That was crazy, bro Whoa Okay I thought they were screwing around That was cool There's like two important things like that that happened Like Nick Fury sent that message And then he dissolved Oh my gosh This is not a test Oh my gosh Maybe Is there a question mark? Even people on the last one told us we missed one And I'm like, bro, how? Really? Yeah, like how? We do it all Sometimes people are wrong, though Yeah, sometimes y'all trip it Sometimes they're thinking we're missing something That's simply not there By that thing I wear on top of my head On my hand On my hand Yeah, y'all thought we would like Mary Poppins That we quote that one more Mary Poppins, y'all No, we quote That thing on top of my hand Watch the thing I wear on top of my head Yeah, let me say that all the time Ant-Man and the Wasp, baby You want to break this movie down You want to tell us all the philosophical underlying meanings That were in this movie And really explain to the audience The deep philosophical meaning of this movie That the average person is just not going to catch up on No, I'm just going to say I liked it It was a lot of fun It's good to know what Paul Rudd was doing During all that chaos But mostly it was just He's basically just It was a good laugh to have He's basically just trying to How do I say it? Hook up with Kate Ultimately, I mean Yeah, just helping old Kate out Risking his whole well-being Just for an opportunity to date the scientist's daughter So got the mom back Super cool Glad to know that she didn't starve down there Mentally, I don't really know how she's doing I feel like she would be exhausted And honestly, almost like Just someone from like, I don't know 20,000 years ago at this point You know, because You know what she kind of reminds me of? You know when Gandalf went off Into like that thing for a while Right Yeah, kind of Like it feels like she had like Got all this experience From like going there And like learning all this stuff It looked boring though It looked like I was just on mine But she knew so much She came back and just started Hacking the systems like straight up It was a really fun movie, man Best part of the movie It was good It was the end Oh, sorry Sorry Oh, you're good You know, I was just saying it was good It was like a refreshing A refreshing experience After we just watched Like our hearts get torn out of our Right Bodies So The end of this was insane That was really cool Like I was saying I forgot we had to deal with the ramifications of Thanos Getting all the infinity stones Snapping his fingers and doing that So, you know As soon as I saw them going in there Especially out the back of a van I was sitting there thinking Oh, I'm playing with fire You know, it's one thing to like Take all the precautions in a lab But I don't know, man Well, they really weren't They just dissolved Well, I know But you know, once that happens And you get mom back I'm not going back to the quantum realm But scientists are gonna do what scientists are gonna do Where does it go from here? How does Paul Rudd get out of there? And also How are they gonna like Get another shot to like kill Thanos? Yeah, I mean, that's a big question Because that's like a really big picture thing I guess Paul Rudd gets out of there That's probably gonna have a lot to do On what happens to all the characters that are gone Because without those characters I don't think he does get out of there No, I think So we watched Captain Marvel next Maybe she has something to do with it Oh, we watched Captain Marvel next A lot of people said this movie sucks Yeah, really? You guys said that? Like, which kind of sucks for us Because we have to come into it Being like, oh, this one's gonna suck But without being said Maybe it won't suck Look, a lot of you guys just need to be open-minded Okay, I know it's a female role Okay, I know it's gonna be a female superhero Don't mean that the movie has to suck I'm totally just kidding, guys But yeah, you guys said that this movie's fun So if it is, we're gonna let you know I mean, then the next one's dang game And that one's not fun as we hear, so Yeah, but when we do drop this movie, man Show us some love, right? 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