 Washington directly, what are they like announcing for games and stuff? Yeah. Hello, everyone. I'm Sheena Takahashi and I'll be your guide. Sheena Takahashi, we can watch on this with the beanbags. Trade convoys traveled between stars. Factions vie for territory. Pirates hunt unwary travelers in the authorities are ever watchful. It seems so weird. You can just turn off like the game play, the combat. Yeah, they said they said turn off random encounters like that's what RPGs were like that's what the game is. It turns into a car after eats it. It's Kirby's latest unforgettable 3D platforming adventure. Wait, this game actually looks sick. It's gotten land. It all takes place in a new world with an unusual mix of nature. It's like, yeah, it's like a Kirby, like a... To rescue the kidnapped waddledees, Kirby sets off on a new adventure. It's a guy. Introducing... Like, I'm not thinking of a better name. A vending machine to attack the juice cans. Attack the juice cans. Attack the juicers. Piercing cone. Piercing cone technique. With mouthful mode, new actions will be available for Kirby depending on the object he inhales. Dude, I actually think this game was going to be good. Three orders are available now on Nintendo eShop. That was Kirby and the Forgotten Land, launching later next month. Wait, next one? The sabbathon here. Let's take a look at some more Nintendo Switch headlines. Wait, you're danged. That's right, Otani-san. That's right. You're a true two-way player, but this is ridiculous. Shish. You're going to have your hands full of games with these collections. Three Kingdom Hearts collections are almost... No, Shish is like a boomer saying, Chad. He wasn't saying... Wait, what? And the Remind DLC. Oh, dude, I want to play Kingdom Hearts soon. I think Kingdom Hearts would be so good for a boomer on their sabbathon. Relive or get to know these heartfelt adventures alongside Sora, Donald, Goofy, and more for the first time in TV, tabletop, or handheld mode. What is it saying, Cloud? What did they say? Wait, what is the Cloud version? It's laggy? Oh. Oh! Dance game. Wait, what is the... There's a furry game. Chlamydia 2? Is that game good? Wait, Portal? Oh, dude, Portal on the Switch would be sick. Portal is such a good game. It's a good game. It's so cool. I never played Portal 2 there. Portal on the Switch would be sick. Portal is so cool. Dude, if you're just chilling on your phone or whatever, you know what I mean? Like on an airplane? Connell's crying. I beg to connell through Portal 2. I still don't know what game to start the sabbathon with. It might be Majora's. Whoa, the parallax on this looks so weird. Like, it looks cool. Like, the way the background is moving? Yeah. Wait, space? They go to the space in future? Yeah, I think, dude, they started with that. Wait, Switch Sports? Wait, what? What? Dude, Wii Sports are so fun. Dude, do you remember hearing stories about people breaking their TVs? Wii Sports? Dude, the original, I think the original Wii remotes didn't have wristbands. Yeah, I think they didn't come with wristbands, and then the first batch of them didn't. Is that true, Chad? Or did people just not wear them? I punched an ex-girlfriend in the back of the head while playing Wii Tennis. That's actually a good answer. That's actually a good answer. Well, I should have been last very long after that. This guy sucks at Wii Tennis. Wait, hold on, there's a leg wrap? You're a sucker? Hello there, everyone. I can see you're ready to play. Alright, I'll play some volleyball online together with Mr. Koizumi. Do you have your wrist wrap ready? Yes, of course. I've got plenty of space around me as well. This is so funny. This is so funny, dude. Let's start. Alright, we're doing this. Volleyball, a newly added sport in Nintendo Switch Sports. What can we expect today from the Takahashi Koizumi team? It's Koizumi to serve with Takahashi up front. Well, I love this. We begin with Koizumi serving. How will the opposing team react? Ahachi makes the block. It's coming. Koizumi saves it. Nice, the set. The other team saves it and fights back. Oh, you suck. Takahashi didn't quite get it in time. Alright, well, it's okay. The game's not over. Now the other team serves. Dude, they should lose. They should get their ass beat. It'd be so funny. Dude, they're actually so funny, but lost. That was so out, dude. That's garbage. That's such trash. Whoa! Oh, dude, that's sick. You can run around with one controller and then you wear the leg strap to kick. So you can play... Dude, I can sit on my couch like this and play soccer. There's gonna be so many dads doing that with their kids. They're just gonna be like, ah. You have to run, though. I'm tired. Oh, sick. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Oh, sick. That's cool. Should we do that? I think we should do that. Yeah, dude, it's crazy they announced this stuff and then just boom, boom, boom. Wait, actually, this isn't good Nintendo Direct. I think it back, dude. I saw the first three games and I was like, this is trash. Triangle strategy. I love... I love Triangles. Wait, yeah, this is like Final Fantasy tactics. Dude, it's crazy. I thought tactical RPGs were kind of dead. I thought it was a dead genre. It's crazy they're making these games. I just never, I just never hear about people playing them. Miss Chalice is like, she's a hero. She was sleeping with the rest of the cast. The Metroid Dread Game. All it takes is one hit. Even from this. Getting hit even once causes a game over in the brutal Dread Mode difficulty. Dread Mode. Dread Gladiator. I'd be good at this. Wait, so they added... Wait, a new update today. I heard this game wasn't that good though. I heard, I heard this game. Were people into this game for some reason? I thought people weren't happy with this. Wait, Earthbound? Pills keeps wanting me to play Earthbound. Play this? I've never played this ever. It's Ness. Ness from Zero Smash and Earthbound. Do you know that? Earthbound. That's Ness from Zero Smash. Wait, this is like your childhood? Yeah. So when you grew up, did you do this? Yeah. Did you go to Tanzura? Yeah. And see the Blues Brothers? That's sick. Good job, Hachu. Yeah. That's all for today. Yeah, I don't watch anything. Oh really? No, I watch them. The Netflix special shows like Ozark and stuff. No, no, I watch them. Wait, this whole thing was remasters though. What is your favorite show of all time? Uh, Ozark. Oh yeah, that one. Who could forget that one, huh? To be honest, I feel like this was a pretty good Nintendo Direct. It started off pretty bad. But there was like two bad ones in a row. There's some cool. The Wii Sports was one of the cooler ones. There's Wii Sports. Direct. It sucked. Never mind it, it sucked. Wii Sports. Kirby. Mario Kart thing is pretty cool. I actually like the Mario Kart thing. 48 maps, that's pretty nuts. Yeah. The Triangle Fantasy Tactics or whatever. That looked kind of cool.