 It's a cool chainsaw death. I'll give you that right through the head the way it's shot and silhouette and stuff It looks pretty cool Hello and welcome to our brand new segment called dead wrong and the whole idea is we're gonna tackle movies that We initially didn't like upon first viewing and people in the horror community seem to really like are we dead wrong? Or are you dead wrong? Let's find out and the first movie we're gonna tackle is 2013's evil dead remake and this kind of stems from our review of evil dead rise probably got the most amount of hatred as far as comments go that we ever have had it's like I walked into someone's house and kicked their dog or something People are getting insulting and everything just because I didn't like the movie a lot of people do seem to like the 2013 remake if you go in the horror movie Community forums and stuff it gets a lot of praise. Yeah, you know, I really had to twist your arm to visit this again I really didn't want to rewatch it. I know he got pretty upset too. I left evil dead because of the remake Remakes are wrong That's why I came to YouTube to start a channel subscribers For seven years Forgotten whores who passed on from subscriber to sub subscriber to sub When the remake comes I won't watch it Let's review it. I can do it. It's a piece of shit. It's not forgotten You told me to review any movie that works to keep an open mind Why to honor you? Shadochi what the fuck is a Shadochi? So initial thoughts on evil dead 2013 when we first watched it back when it first came out What do we think? Ah, well, I remember before I watched it I remember seeing the commercials for it and everything and it did look kind of good, you know And like the all the advertising for it and everything was like, yeah, okay This might be something, you know There might be something here and then I watched it and it was a total letdown for me a total letdown It did not live up to what I saw on the on the commercial I think we all watched it together you me and our buddy Carl and honestly I Thought it was kind of forgettable. Yeah, I didn't remember much about it at all Which isn't a good sign if you don't remember parts of movies if it didn't make an impact on you Well, that's the sign that it's not that good I remember us talking a lot during it It didn't keep our attention Google gave 4.2 out of 5 stars. That's pretty fucking high This is a five-star review one of the comments was story was great Delivers on the blood gore and jump scares climax has the greatest chainsaw kill in Film ever pretty big comment there gay story was great Well, I don't know it wasn't all that great there isn't much of a story at all No, it's just a group of friends bringing one of their friends to the cabin To detox from a drug problem, and it's like well you kind of don't even need that You don't need that in fact It's almost as you're putting too much there especially since this movie doesn't really expand on that all that much In fact, I think it's a stupid idea to bring your friend to a cabin to detox What if they need medical attention? Yeah, they're going through heavy detox and you do they're fucked you can die Cabin in the middle of nowhere. So right there the story is not great. In fact, it's stupid I'm giving her the exact same treatment. She would get at a hospital None of them seem to like each other because of this story. Everybody seems to be all pissed off It's like well if you're so mad and pissed off about having to do this then why did you do it? Yeah, so delivers in the blood gore and jump scares well, that's gonna be a reoccurring theme here The blood in the gore it's mentioned a lot. Yes, it's bloody in its gore Yeah, we know that they did a good job with the blood in the gore But is it enough to make a movie? There isn't a whole lot of substance behind all of that stuff, right? Yeah, there's a lot of flash, but there's not much behind it delivers on the jump scares Okay, this is something that comes a lot of things that horror fans argue about jump scares some people love them Some people hate them in this case. I don't really remember there being too many jump scares anyway So it depends what you define it as a jump scare our opinion There's always been jump scares or like the worst thing in a horror movie. Yeah, it's all about the tension building That may lead up to a jump scare or may lead up to not a jump scare But jump scares alone again don't make horror great. It's a cheap device Yeah, exactly. And you know it only really works if you keep that to a minimum Yeah, one or two in a movie. Yeah, exactly And you also have to have a very good build-up to have a jump scare effective right you need the payoff It's not about the jump scares about the build-up to the jump exactly greatest chainsaw death in cinema history That's that's one hell of a comment. It's a cool Chainsaw death. I'll give you that right through the head the way it shot and silhouette and stuff Mm-hmm. It looks pretty cool greatest chainsaw death in film history. I don't know. I think that's stretching it I'm sure there are a lot of others funny cuz like off the top of my head I don't know if I can't think of one that's better But I can think of ones that are at least as good almost any kill that Ash does with a chainsaw Dennis Hopper killing leather face and takes a chance of a massacre to yeah right through the gut You know that's a great chainsaw kill anything from any of the Texas chainsaw massacre Yeah, like the next five-star review from Google Gore was awesome. Yes. We know the gore was awesome. Yeah, it doesn't make a fucking movie great The effects were straight to the point characters were not annoying or snarky. They were likeable Okay, so let's talk about the effects. The effects were great. Yeah, I don't know what the hell straight to the point Yeah, I don't know I have no idea even what to say about that But yes, the effects were good with some CGI touch-ups, which we don't like but at least they went mostly practical The characters were not annoying or snarky. They were likeable. Okay. Yes I'll agree. They weren't that annoying or snarky, but were they likeable. I don't know I didn't like any character in this movie. No, neither did I I didn't care about any of them The the character development was not great and if you call bringing a Friend to a cabin to detox character development. Not really. It's more story That's not character development per se You watch the first evil dead and that little scene where Ash gives Linda the necklace. Yeah There's ten times more character building in that one scene and there isn't any of this movie as a whole Yeah, and even like when they're driving in the beginning singing the song together. Yeah, they're all together and they're all in it For each other in this movie They all seem to be at odds with each other and that but I guess is character building in itself Sort of but it doesn't help the viewer to care about any of them, right? Because they don't help each other They don't like each other and it doesn't make them likeable if they're always bickering at each other how do you like people? They're always mad at each other Eric. I Hated that Eric guy hated his guts. I was glad when he died. I was happy. I was like finally. He's fucking dead That's a couple of Google reviews. Now. Let's tackle some rotten tomatoes reviews now It didn't get as high as a rating on rotten tomatoes as a whole 63% these are all high rated rotten tomatoes reviews They go for it with gusto where gore and terror are concerned. Yes the gore Yes, the gore is great, but let's get past the gore. Yeah. Yeah, well, they do kind of mentioned terror are a concern I didn't feel much terror in this at all No, the movie wasn't that scary and I think the reason why is because it's so Over-the-top With the gore where it becomes unbelievable when things start becoming unbelievable Well, then it's no longer scary because it's like while you can't put yourself in that position Yeah, you can't relate to it. Everything a good horror movie should do Well, what is everything a good horror movie should do well, let's break some of that shit down character building mm-hmm not really no tension building None good story. Yeah good story It doesn't really have a good story or proper story. There's not much of a story There is that backstory in the beginning to actually gives away too much and it hurts the movie I think yeah, so then you kind of already know what you're getting into when a movie does that where it hits you in The face with this big piece of business in the beginning now You're desensitized to all the crazy shit that's gonna happen further along in the movie Mm-hmm. So now you almost got the best piece first and now everything else is no longer Shocking. Yeah, and now you're always chasing that. Yeah, and most of the time you can never catch up to it again And that's this movie is constantly chasing that first scene and it was completely Unnecessary useless totally Yeah, totally useless. So upon watching Evil Dead 2013 a second time. Did we like it anymore? I did not it was I had the same sentiments the second time around as I did in the first I Kind of actually liked it a tad bit more, but I still don't like it the first time around I didn't really notice how good a lot of the camera work was and how good the visuals were like it's a great looking movie Like it looks fantastic the budget shows. Yeah, and I didn't really notice that the first time second time around I appreciated that a lot more But I still didn't like the movie as a whole because there's just not enough else there to suck me in so final thoughts in Evil Dead It's pointless was never needed clearly set out to make a more serious less campy Evil Dead I can get behind that but in this case the gore and stuff which everyone loves Yeah, so over the top where it no longer becomes serious. It's no longer serious now It is campy without being campy which hurts it almost the way that they structure the movie with the necronomicon where like Eric reads out Basically, what's going to happen in the movie? Well that spoils the fucking scene and then it happens and then it happens So it's like you're spoiling your own movie by this this prophecy thing Yeah, you see the picture and then it happens So no, you're no longer shocked by what's gonna happen because you already saw it happen It's like way to go guys you fucking blew your whole movie Yeah, like the necronomicon should be like this cool focal point of the movie and it does the opposite It actually kind of wrecks the movie. Yeah to the point where you kind of wish it wasn't there the deadites themselves Look too overproduced. They look far too glossy and shiny Yeah, like they're kind of you got this fairy sheen to them Yeah, dirty and gross-looking with this nice CGI touch-up sheen And the deadites the things they say are just so stupid and not scary The dialogue in general in this movie is pretty piss-poor real people don't talk like this You look beautiful as always and this thing's a dead I'd say you're not like oh my god. That's horrible. I'm scared. It's like Okay. Yeah, you're like you're like what? She's in the cellar and she's talking to one of the guys she's like Why are you what the fuck is that then go down? Why not you know and if you want to make a serious evil dead movie Bringing someone back to life with a battery That whole scene is like the most ridiculous thing So it's like okay if you want to be serious stick serious evil dead in general is Unrealistic and silly and stupid. Yeah. Well. Yeah, that's fine. Do it with some charm and some camp You can't do it Seriously and do these things in a serious movie Overall the movie just seemed like it had no heart and soul no charm. No real identity Besides gore exactly or was the identity? They were going for like a big gut punch, you know with the gore and all that and they succeeded in that But that's not enough to carry an entire fucking movie right eight characters that you care about Yeah, you can sympathize with that you're devoted to do you want to see succeed? You think a movie with this much gore over the top gore would be fun to watch This movie wasn't fun to watch it was actually kind of a bit bit of a chore Yeah, and you kind of you know when you get about half hour in or so you're like, oh fuck Well, I'm half hour in I might as well just finish it now. Yeah Oh, yeah, it's like you just watch it to finish it finish watching it so we can do this review If we weren't shooting this review, I would have shut it off. Yeah, we do we love the original evil dead Movies. Yeah, it's hard not to judge it without thinking about those we're trying not to be swayed too much By our love for the original evil deads as a standalone movie I just just this seems mediocre. Mm-hmm, which is cut probably the worst thing it could be is mediocre So evil dead 2013 are we dead wrong or are you dead wrong?