 Listen, okay, we just got back from Hong Kong a couple days ago Please tell me by the way that this says I love Hong Kong and not like I love something really different We're still like incredibly jet lag like I don't know where I am But all I know is that my dogs are desperately in need of exercise Kermit stepped on a bee yesterday. He went to the vet like it's it's a lot right now And they really just want to get out. This is how bad peach needs exercise. I Feel like I'm on the surface of the moon because I don't know what day it is or where I am This was a trend on YouTube like four months ago when people were like I let my dog walk me for a day So I feel like I don't have a choice today. Do I Kermit? Maybe it's not gonna be a very exciting video, but I think it's worth a try, right? Do you think so? Kermit thinks it's very worthy endeavor So a lot of people like try their usual walks and then let their dog walk that way I say we take them somewhere that they've like rarely ever been and then just let them go It gets incredibly hot here during the day So we did wait a little bit into the afternoon not that I know what fucking time it is anyway I don't know where I am Hey, that's the laundry room. Come here Marble, are you doing laundry? Marble, you're really not gonna do a lot of the walking here because you're not a walker You're just like a side tracker like doesn't know how to focus You're gonna be in the sling for the most of this You want to go for a walk? Oh, Kermit, do you want to go for a ride first? It's the best day ever. Oh So because it is still pretty hot out, I'm bringing my custom water Are you a kid, Marble? Yeah, I'm a kid Gry boy Did you step on a bee yesterday? So we brought them somewhere that they've never been Marble, are you excited to sit and watch? Great, Kurt's not crying. We're here All right, guys, start walking Honey, y'all I'm interested to see if they like work together On where to go or if they're gonna start going in different directions It's like walking two dolphins, you know They're also sighthounds so if anyone sees a squirrel We're going towards it That's what y'all need Training Oh My God It's all over its own feet Kermit, you're nasty Peach was going to lead the way because she's the one who tugs on the leash Yeah Joke yourself, bud Marble, how many steps have you gotten in so far? Yeah, it's warm It's not too hot Big dog Hi, my dog's going to come to your house, is that okay? All right, guys Come on Decide I stand with my dog spreading She's like too insecure to fit You have a lot of choices, baby girl Where are we going? Oh, back this way It's so funny because every walk we take They're always trying to go like 50 different directions Yeah, now we've given them the liberty Hello? I'm trying to squeeze She keeps, like, wanting to cross the street All right, we can go When did I ever teach her to just cross the street? I don't think we can go in here, Peach Why not? It's like a school The gates are wide open Peach, you going to get learned? Whenever we pass by like a house Or like a park, they always want to go in We would call it trick-or-treating Because every house they would try and go into the yard It's like a farm That's why they came over here Oh, there's goats, oh my god They came over here because it smells like a farm Well, now we know why they came this way Oh, there's a duck That's kind of cool, thanks, guys, for bringing us here No choice, guys Okay, okay He's being rude Oh, but what you can't see, you can't hurt you It can't hurt him It's fine We're all very spontaneous person I like to plan for what we're going This is a very Aries activity for you I don't like this We're going back Wash, doggies They're picking up the pace Yeah, we're going fast now We're directly back to where we just came from We've literally made it less than a block Stopped to smell his own pee That's your pee Why are they crossing the street like that? See, trick-or-treating That's what he does He's supposed to go trick-or-treating Well, Peach wants to cross Again? Yeah, she loves crossing the street There are residential street girls in the letter I don't think that's the point of that Just shoved the poop in there Oh my god Looks like we're just following Peach Kermit's following Peach Alright, crossing the street Peach, you can't jaywalk Peach, I'm going to call the cops if you keep jaywalking You should just keep jaywalking Oh, a crosswalk Look at that It's so amazing, as a person, you're like But as a dog, you just like go back It's like across the street and back What a shitty walk this is This isn't bad Yeah, at that crosswalk, there was a car trying to drive while we were trying to figure out which direction she was going to come in Sorry, I'm just letting my dog make their own choices Please don't drive into us Kermit, no Oh my god, he really likes this house No, no more trick-or-treating We're just walking straight now We're on the same page about where we're going Yeah, they do look like dolphins More jaywalking? Oh yes, more jaywalking We go Peach She is a strong independent woman It's a hard-coming peach Wow, this is some real dog shit We're going to go backwards again Oh, she wants to smell the bird poo Guys, why do you keep going up to gates and stuff? Isn't that your house? Where are we Peachy? Where are we going? I want to walk in the middle of the road I think they're just following the smells Which is why it makes absolutely no sense where we're going Peach, I don't think it's a very good place to stop Peachy girl Why are we standing in the road? Is this such a shit walk? This is why you guys need mommy and daddy to plan your walks Because this one sucks There's some other dogs back there that they are now distracted by Oh, that's Kermit's distracted place Marble's just going to sit here and bark Yeah They don't really want to meet the other dogs But they do want to look at them You're so friendly What's your name? It's been like a half an hour And we've circled around a block No, we've circled around two separate blocks But opposite ways There's no rhyme or reason to what we're doing Guys, now's your chance This is what you always want We're aiming to go outside and go for a walk And now we're just standing here Peachy wants to cross Guys, private property Hello, we have security Water It's water I guess we're just going to stand here for a while We have abruptly stopped Why? I don't know I guess if you let your dogs walk you There's just a lot of standing around Oh, okay Oh my god Jenna, how's your walk going? I guess that's just a misconception about our own dogs Is that they enjoy walking They don't They enjoy just smelling other people's yards We're just heading back the same way It's like they just backtrack Over and over and over Maybe they're just dumb Well, does this look familiar? Because we wound back up at the same place We just were still standing Maybe they like this perspective We're going to let the champ have his own little moment The only time he ever turns on the jets Is when he sees a bike or a dog Or a person he doesn't like Are you ready, bud? Return Well, we have found out that Kermit is beta As hell He just wants to follow whoever is leading Oh, shit It's a daring maneuver There he goes He's really on a mission right now This is why I say Marbles is slow at walking Because anytime there's somewhere that he can pee on Is where we stop Followers He sees dogs He might pick up the pace here He knows where they are Oh, he forgot Imagine feeling like the most intense primal rage inside you And not knowing why That's his life When Marble chooses the walk It's just wherever those dogs are going The lack of that person enjoying their day We've dragged Marble away from there Oh That whole interaction Just really took it right out of him I will say Marbles is doing a much better job Than I had anticipated Or than the Aggies He's just being assertive He has no idea why he wants to go somewhere But he really knows he wants to go somewhere I feel kind of bad that I underestimated him They need their leader He's scared of nothing and everything at the same time I think one conclusion he can draw Is that every dog likes jaywalking I will say we've gotten farther With letting Marbles lead Than in with the hour with the Aggies Where are we going? He wants to stand now I'm making a scene a little creepy here Anytime you want to keep him moving He starts to use peeing one drop on a bush As an excuse to rest That is the most sure Yet unsure of himself animal I've ever seen At least he doesn't trick or treat He's not constantly trying to go into people's houses Yeah, he respects privacy He's not a trespasser I legitimately don't know where we are Me either He's such an unlikely hero of the day I agree Marble You could have taken him You took him Like he stalked that man From behind And then ran away and fell Let him Hey no, this isn't our yard Marble Marble We're letting Marbles lead We've found ourselves back at the center section This is where you put him down, right? Yeah They like carry your pigeons They can only find their way back Marbles uses the art of rage To find his way back home And another jaywalk This is my favorite though When he starts to get tired He doesn't like slow down Looks so much better Yeah, they're not decision makers They're very aloof Like when people meet them They're that kind of dog that just sort of looks around And you're like, hello, acknowledge me, I'm meeting you I'm like, I'm sorry, they're just weird Marbles is not He meets you and has a very strong first impression of you He is, he's a decision maker Alright, I guess we're going to have another one of those stands Marbles has decided That we're making a stark about things If I knew that that's what they wanted To walk in one direction and then just promptly turn around And walk the other We'd walk them more like that, right? Yeah, we'd just go up and down the same block five times It's what they like, apparently Tejica, Tejica, Tejica, Tejica Unlike the Egis Who are very concerned about where Marble is He doesn't give a fuck about that Marble, okay That's trespassing, Marble He goes back and forth He is that dog I don't know if you've ever found A stray dog or cat in your backyard Like, this is why He's like, mm, that looks like a good place to go, fam Alright, now he's fixated on finding holes To go through He just read that sign I thought if that was a dog That's the smartest, dumbest thing he's ever done Oh, we're over there We gotta get out of this person's property He's like trying to find a way in Marble, stop casing the house Peachy girl, come drink some water Drink Oh boy, we should have bought your bowl My mommy's done We can't keep walking around this house in particular It's very sketchy He's looking at that sign again He's like fixated on it I don't even think he knows I feel like we should have just done this whole thing with him There's an awful lot of bees In this particular area Marble doesn't really seem to care Even though we just went to the vet Literally yesterday because Kermit stepped on a bee Kermit, you're not getting stung by a bee I see someone tweaking this The way dogs see bees And flies, like a fly Is just a flying raisin And then a bee is a spicy flying raisin Wow, Marble, good choice This sidewalk has a dead end I'm farty, think we've walked At least a mile and a half Yeah, two miles probably And it's been two hours I mean it's been a lot of standing I don't feel like I went on a two hour walk I feel like I was outside for two hours I also haven't checked my phone So I literally have no idea how close we are to the car So we've only traveled like maybe three blocks I think We've just been walking around the same three blocks I think we've just been running circles In the blocks around our car We haven't traveled far per se But we've done a lot of loops What the hell That's so dumb That's like the dumbest shit ever We've spent two hours And somehow walked around Two miles around the same four blocks Sick This is why we don't let you dumbasses pick a walk He's just going to every house now trying to get in No, it's when he uses his people skills Hi, can you let me in? I'm cute His people skills Let's go Now when we go back to the car, I'll help you Now we're just looking for couches Marble, come on I will say though It's been really nice to just walk them Because I feel jet lagged and out of my mind It is really interesting to see Just how stupid they are We made it back to the car It took four minutes to get here Like that's how far away we were Are you guys proud of yourself? You guys made use of like three blocks For the past two hours Do you guys know that there's like a whole world That you could walk around? Marble got scared of a beware of dog sign Because he thought the sign was a dog And you guys want to go back home Marbles is trying to find a couch Desperately But he refuses to sit down outside Like none of them are that dog that will ever be comfortable Enough to sit outside They only wait till we get home Come here Are you happy? Are you guys so happy? This is the best part of making a video like this to me Is that they are just like so happy Like usually Wednesdays aren't very fun for them Because we're filming And then I sit and edit And it's like kind of a boring day for them And they had like a really fun Wednesday With mommy and daddy today Are you happy, Kerm? Kerm, you're like really happy, huh? Excessive though Kermit That's a lot of swimming Yeah, you got a bee sting yesterday And had a bad day But today was a good day, huh? Well, the things that we learned Is that they have about a two hour Tolerance level for being on a walk And then it's couch time We also learned that the eggies Shit at deciding where to go Peach was the brains behind The beginning of the walk I'd say she's like the more assertive of the eggies In terms of like where to go Kermit's just like a chilled out guy But Marbles The unlikely hero of the day Come here bud You did so well Except for like when you charged at a person And chased a couple dogs Multiple dogs I mean other than some of that stuff You're a really good boy I think that what we learned here today Is that if you let your dogs walk you You're gonna have a stupid ass walk It's gonna make no sense It's gonna be a waste of time It's gonna be stupid as hell I don't know maybe if you had like a German shepherd Or something it'd be like a cool walk They've never been on Not these ones I was also surprised that they found like Farm animals They liked the smell But then like weren't interested in the animals What so ever Marbles barked at a duck That was about it Like they didn't care I guess this is what we're gonna do now Are you happy Do you even like me Kermit Don't let your dog walk you It's a dumb idea Yeah make sure you subscribe to my channel I put it on Facebook Wednesday slash Thursday You guys are stupid That's what we learned I feel terrible that I like underestimated it You know I was like he's not gonna want to do this No You did Don't make fun of him He's a good boy Did she say goodbye Kermit I was sitting there Alright I'll see you guys next week Bye