 We are going to move right into our closing game. This is something of a tradition. We just do this for fun. That's the whole reason we do it. Everyone, as they walked in, they should have gotten a red paper and a green paper. And if not, go grab one now. So just before we get to the actual game, there are a couple of housekeeping things. We really need to say a thank you to our sponsors. Appreciate Intel, Res and IO and the other sponsors. The program committee is a hardworking group. Some of them are coming up on stage now. The speakers, there's a lot of work that goes into these presentations. Actually, I want to thank you as attendees without all of us collectively. We couldn't have this, and especially a big round of applause for the Linux Foundation staff. So they are excellent. The amount of stuff that they have to deal with behind the scenes is just amazing. So as I said, the presentation page is already online. Literally an hour before my keynote, I already had an elinux.org account, mind you. But it was only like five mouse clicks to get my PDF uploaded, because all of the templates are already there. You just have to click on the little red PDF link. And it'll ask you to upload your files. So this is super, super easy. But make sure you also submit the slides to the CFP site. So we want both the Linux Foundation to have your slides, and we want them on that site as well. We have made, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, on the CFP site. This happens every year. I've done it twice myself. You upload your slides, and there's a little Save button at the bottom. You can't just walk away from the page. If you don't hit the Save button, the slides don't go up. And we made recordings of everything. So hopefully, it's usually two to three weeks to get them processed. But we'll announce when those are made available for everyone. So I know it's like a three-ring circus or a seven-ring circus, depending on how you look at it. So I'm sure that you missed a session that you were interested in. One of the reasons we record that is so that you can make sure you catch all of the content you want. Upcoming events, Embedded Linux Conference 2017 is in February, which is pretty soon. In Portland, Oregon, the CFP is already open. And Embedded Linux Conference Europe, I am very happy to announce, will be in Prague in the Czech Republic. Very, very likely. But you might want to hold off making booking your flights until we actually have it on the website. But it's very, very likely the 23rd to the 25th. And it'll be co-located with LinuxCon Europe. So I won't even go into all the reasons. So very first item of business, I asked in the keynote if people would come give me test stories so that I could learn about their test situations. These eight people did. If you're here, stand up and come to the stage immediately because I have some hot tamales to give you. So what happened is people either came to the booth or talked to me during the technical showcase. And I'm trying to learn as much as I can about how different people are testing their software, what types of things they're interested in. And from each of these people, I got an interesting perspective. And so I'm going to give them some hot tamales. There you go. Oh, there's only three of you? Oh, okay. Well, there you go. The Linux event staff told me that they, thanks to all of you. It's kind of sad for these other people, but the Linux event staff did tell me that they really love hot tamales. So it's not a total waste. Okay, so, okay, with that out of the way, we're going to play some games. And I like games where everyone has a chance to win. We used to do these games where we'd only bring up like four people on stage. And those are fun. Those are fun to watch, but it's even more fun if you can possibly win something yourself. So what's at stake? We'll go through those. We have a bunch of development boards. Resin IOT enabled Raspberry Pi 3 barometric station. Okay, that was a mouthful. An Intel jewel kit. We have some Galileo boards, an Altera board, some Microsoft IoT workshop. This is, I believe, the first time I've given out a Microsoft prize at my event. So that's good. We have some Sony Bluetooth headphones, a Sony debug board, a little prize, a mobile projector, laser auto keystone projector. That's a pretty nice one, okay. We have a book by Chris Simmons. Chris, are you here? Yup, there he is. Mastering Embedded, oh, it's Mastering Embedded Analytics Programming. I left off the programming, right there. If you win one of these books, well, if Chris wins, I'm sure he'll give it to someone else, but if you win one of these books, make sure you go get a signature. This is your opportunity to get something signed by the master, and then we have a $250 Amazon gift card. So our first game, we've done this before, so this is not a huge surprise, and in fact, there is a little bit of an advantage if you've been at ELC before. There's one or two questions that we kind of sneak in from previous events. Most of these are new, but not all of them, so you have a little bit of an edge. Sorry, it's just the way things are. We're gonna, oh, I forgot, this game is not fair. Uh, how to play, we're gonna have everyone stand up. We will have questions that will have either a red answer or a green answer. We'll ask the question, and you'll indicate your answer with one of the other papers, and make sure you continue to hold that up. We have referees on stage who will watch you to monitor your honesty. And then if you're wrong, we'll reveal the answer. If you're wrong, you sit down. We keep winnowing through the audience until there's few enough people that we can actually do the prize draw up here. And then we're gonna repeat until it's no fun anymore, without being defined as, there's no more prizes. You know, it's like, okay, I'm done. So question number nine, everybody up. Let's see how savvy you are about the solar system. Okay. Oh, that is a very, oh, see, hmm. Yes, would Tim actually include dwarf planets? That's a good question. For this one, I said eight. Sorry, Pluto's not a planet. There was actually a dwarf planet discovered this week, which is pretty cool. Okay, so sorry if you held up red and thought I was trying to trick you, I really wasn't. Okay, Zephyr can be configured to run in as little as 8K or 40K. Well, since the panel said it, one would think you would know the answer and the answer is 8K. Okay, well, we may have a problem. I don't have 500 prizes. AKPM is a power management algorithm or a kernel developer. Hmm, okay, this one's doing better at filtering out. This is, of course, Andrew Morton. Okay, okay, trust me, it gets harder. That was just a lull you into a false sense of security. Okay, in 2015, were there more than twice as many CVEs reported than in 2010? True or false? Okay. Oh, that's sad. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, check it out. That was a brutal question. Sometimes it pays to be a contrarian. We're gonna do at least one more. Okay, the Acorn BBC Model B was highly successful selling over 1 million units. Did Apple sell more or less Apple II series computers than this. Green for more, red for less. Okay. Is everyone still in, got their? Okay, it is actually way more. Okay, what are we down to? Five, okay, we're gonna do one more. I know, for those of you who are in it, you're going, oh, come on, just take them up. Linux has been run in a light bulb. Okay, yes. Oops, yep, there were talks last year about this. So we only lost one. What are we at? Still five, I count, I count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, okay. Okay, last one. The youngest person to have a patch accepted in the Linux kernel was younger or older than seven years old. Okay, believe it or not, it was a four-year-old. Okay, so those people still standing, I see four of you. Come on up to the stage. Oh, by the way, yeah. While they're coming up, we can comment on this patch. It's actually pretty adorable. This guy's daughter noticed that in the kernel documentation, one of the headings was missing a line under the things. Oh, that makes the S sad. So she helped her dad fix it. Okay, so go ahead and, 16, okay. Six. Oh, six. Oh, one of the Microsoft developer kits. There you go. Oh. All right. Oh yeah, take that off. Okay, go ahead. 11. Oh, this is the Resinio Raspberry Pi. Perometer kit. 13, oh, one of these books. See Chris Simmons afterwards. Three. Oh, Sony debug board. If you don't know what to do with it, contact me. Send me an email. It's awesome. Trust me. Okay. Okay, everybody back up. There are more prizes, and if you were paying attention, there's still some good ones left. Okay, machine queue is an upcoming Internet of Things service. Yeah, Comcast announced this just this month. I should not take, I should not take great joy in that, but it's kind of fun. Atmel recently acquired microchip. True or false? You have to pay attention sometimes because it was actually microchip that acquired Atmel. Okay. Okay, I had to throw this one in. By the year 2070, over $4 billion will be spent rescuing Matt Damon from various sci-fi missions. True or false? See, you cannot possibly predict what I was thinking, and it just is based on what I was thinking. I told you the game was not fair. The actual actual is true. My estimate is that getting them off of Mars and getting them off of some planet that you can only access by going through a wormhole is pretty expensive. Okay. Courtney, Greg, Carl Hartman, how many lines of code does Qualcomm have out of the main line for their SOC? So are there any Qualcomm people still up? They have an unfair advantage on this question. Okay. Actually, he said it used to be 2.5, but it's currently 1.5. Okay. Let's see. Which country on this list was the first to have ELC Europe more than once? You notice that I've switched from a binary system to a trinary system. Well, actually, it's just two bits, but okay, so this requires the referees to look carefully to make sure. Okay. It turns out this is the very first one. This is the very first repeat of a country. How are we doing? How many people do we have left? One. Okay. Yeah, we still have a lot. Notice I couldn't find a modern map of Europe. So I apologize if I have offended your national sensibilities. Okay. 2000 Haas School of Business Study counted the number of people who sent at least one email to LKML. Did they find more or less than 12,000 between 1995 and 2000? Yeah, this is kind of a coin toss. I don't know how you'd be expected to know this. Okay. Everybody locked in their answer? It's actually more than 12,000. 14,500. Okay. I think we need to do one more, unfortunately. Nintendo was founded before or after the year 1910. It's like you have played the console. Why do you not know this? Okay. Commit to an answer. Commit to an answer. Okay. The answer is before they were a trading car company. Wow, we still have people hanging on. Okay. What are we at? Frank, how many prizes do we have left in this round? And what are we at? Is that five? Wait, wait, wait. I still, I only count five. One, two, three, five. What, six? Okay. Okay. One extra. Okay. Well, now we're gonna go under five, so I don't know. Okay. What is the job of Linus Torvald's father? Is he a member of the European Parliament or a university professor? See, I knew this was gonna knock out too many people. He's a member of Parliament. I think we only have two left. Okay, come on up and get your, what? Okay, you guys come up and get your prize. Hey. Okay, what number was I on here? 15, okay. I gotta not run out of questions. That would be bad. Okay, we're gonna do this one more time. So, oh well, we gotta get their prizes. Sorry. What? All right, here we go. The dual system. So, contact the event staff and they'll tell you how to get that, okay? Okay. Okay, everybody back up. One last round. See, I made too many easy questions. I'm burning through my questions like crazy. Last year, we, at ELC in April, we only got through 13 total questions. We're already past that. Okay, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? This is really important and you gotta know the right answer or you will fall into the, I don't know what is the chasm of eternal peril or something like that. Actually, I'm gonna give you that one. I will take either answer. So, nobody has to sit down. If you wanna trick the big bridge keeper, you have to give them a, respond with a question. Okay, an instance of Lennox is currently running on the planet Mars. And this is a surprising because the answer is falls. Yeah, surprisingly, you know what's up there on those rovers is VX works. It's mostly VX works. It's in a lot of other space applications and bless Space X's heart. It's on their rockets, which are totally cool. Here's a legal question for you. Is it legally okay to ship a proprietary executable statically linked with an LGPL library? Is that okay or wrong, wrong, wrong? And the answer surprisingly is it is okay. But there is a condition. You have to make a facility that allows someone to replace the library. For a statically linked library, that's actually a fairly difficult condition to meet, right? But it is possible if you give a build system and stuff. Well, yes, that's true. Thank you, Bradley, for. Okay, punched cards were kind of like printer ink. IBM actually, well, you can see that they made a good percentage of their profit. So was it greater or less than 25% of their profits? It was greater. Okay, okay. Linus Tarvolts has been bitten by a penguin. Why, why, why would he choose Tux as a mascot when he actually has been bitten by a penguin? Okay, okay. Who said this immortal quote? Well, you don't get to be a Colonel Hacker simply by looking good in Speedos. Okay. The ever-quotable Rusty Russell. Okay, so actually most people are still up, yeah. He's got some of the greatest lines in Colonel history. First computer mouse, was it built before or after 1975? Only one person, sorry. 64, and it was built out of California Redwood. Okay. I think I'm actually about ready to run out of questions. This is, will ELC North America be held in Hawaii? I have been trying for years to get them to put it in Hawaii and they just won't do it. Actually, we did a survey of attendees and everybody said, no, my boss is not gonna let me go to Hawaii. Hey, maximum number of devices on a USB network, 127. Okay, wow, okay. Modern IBM punch card has 80 columns. Did the previous version have more or less than that? Oh, more or less than 60 columns, sorry. I guess it was less. If you answered my question, it would definitely be red. Is it more or less than 60? Okay, less, 45. Okay, if you're green. Okay, how we doing? One, two, three. We have five? Seven, oh, I can't count. I'm gonna blame it on the light. ButterFS is a copy on write file system. I didn't fool anyone with my language. Just copy on write with a W. Sorry to test your English skills there. Okay, did I present on the very first track of the very first ELC? Okay, no, I did not. I spoke but not on the very first track. Yeah, I know, I told you there were some repeats. Okay, ARM processors were released in what year? 85 or 87? Okay, 85. Okay, are we down to four? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Frank is gonna take one of the numbers from his pocket and throw it in the thing. You guys come up and get a prize. Yay, that was a really long one. Well, those repeat questions, people are, I gotta not do that next year. Seven, all right. It rewards those who keep coming. That's the idea. One, oh, hey. It's a dragon board, Yachto project. Yeah, okay. Five, oh, the Tooth Headset. 12, oh, the other book. All right. Okay, now let's switch gears. Can we fast forward? Don't look at the next couple of things. Actually, can we turn it off for just a sec? And can you move it to the next game? Yep. I gotta save some of my things. Okay, so we're gonna play Rock, Paper, Scissors. And you know, I've done this before. Lizard, Spock. In honor of Leonard D. Moy, who's adored by many fans, it's a very simple game. Just memorize this chart real quick. And these are the rules. The rule is you have to beat the presenter. Okay, you can't tie the presenter, you have to beat the presenter, which means do the math. That means that three-fifths of you are losing every round. This goes really quick. So, these are the hand signs. So, it's gonna be another stand-up game and we go through the audience. This is Rock, this is Paper, Scissors. Do not get that confused with Live Long and Prosper, or Lizard. Try to do the Lizard sideways, because that's more dramatic. So, everyone up? Didn't realize you were gonna get such a workout. If you've got a Fitbit, you can be counting your steps right now. Okay. And no, this is not a practice round. Oh, should I do a practice round? Oh, okay. So, one thing I've learned just now, never ask the audience an ambiguous question. I will declare this one a practice round. This is a practice round. So, if you miss it, this is just to get used to, you know, the hand signs and all that. Okay, ready? Set. Do your hand sign. Okay, the presenter is Paper. So, if you have either Lizard or Scissors, stay in the game. Actually, no, everybody stays in the game. Okay, that was, what kind of a practice is that, where you don't actually do the. Okay. Ready? Set. Throw. Okay. For the last three years, I've done a repeat on the first one. So, that knocked out a bunch of you who are memorizing my hand signs. Okay. Those of you still in the game, ready, set, throw? Presenter is Scissors. Stay in the game if you are Live Long, if you are Spock or Rock. Okay. Okay. Ready, set, throw? All right, okay. Ready? We're gonna accelerate things here. Ready, set, throw? This is a brutal game. I think we have to do it one more time. Ready, set, throw? Okay, how many do we have left? Six, come on up. You have seven. Okay. Okay, this is gonna be tricky. What number? Okay. Yeah. Okay, the Amazon gift card, take that to the registration desk and they will help you. That was the $250 Amazon gift card, so. Two. Ah, the Atlas SOC. FPGA board. All right. Okay. 15. Galileo, Intel Galileo. All right. 14, the other Galileo. Oh. Nine. Microsoft Azure Kit. You got all of them, right? Wait, how is that even possible? Is that right? Wow, okay. That was not planned. We still have the projector left, so it's worth it to hang around. Okay. What? Oh, and we've got the hot tamales, which I'm afraid to say may have to be the consolation prize if we end up, because once we get down to five or so, if I run the game too far, right, we don't have enough. Okay. Okay, everybody back up. This is very likely the last round. Well, no, actually, it's not likely. It is the last round. Okay, ready, set, throw. All of you who are dreaming, what could I do with that projector? Oh. Okay. Ready, set, throw. I'm so sorry I shouldn't laugh. I'm not, I'm not sorry, but I don't get a projector either. Yes, it is a Sony and it. Okay, one of the things you must realize, the big prize that Sony does every year, you know, the headphones are not running Linux, to my knowledge, but we always donate a prize that's running Linux, and you can get the source code for this. If you want to rip it apart and install a new kernel, you can, but it's actually kind of more fun as a projector. Okay. So ready, set, throw. Ready, set, throw. So close, so close. You're thinking, I only gotta go one more round. Okay, I think we're gonna do probably one more round. Okay, ready, set, throw. Staying the game with scissors. Okay, what are we at? We're at like five or so? We gotta keep going. Six. Okay. Okay, now just a word of, if you lose this round, don't necessarily sit down, wait to see if everyone gets eliminated. Cause that has happened. Ready, set, throw. Well that's a diverse group, that's good. Okay, what are we at? What are we down to? Down to three? Okay, you guys come up on stage. Okay, so if you lost earlier, it's actually a little bit more merciful to you. These guys are so close. It's gonna be really disappointing to go home with a box of hot tamales. So we're gonna just do this really primitively. We're gonna do it with rock, paper, scissors. No lizard, Spock, rock, paper, scissors between you three. Well, how do we do it? Can you do it with a threesome? I don't even know what I'm doing. This is what happens when you make up stuff on the fly. This is like testing Linux. Okay, you have to go against me. Okay, so you three against me. Okay, I'm gonna go one, two, three, and then throw. Okay? So it's gonna go one, two, three, throw. One, two, three, throw. Oh, I'm sorry, you got a box of hot tamales. Wait, wait, wait, don't go anywhere. Actually, I'll take these. I'm sorry, one of these has your other guy's name on it. Okay. The pressure. One, oh wait, wait, one, two, three, throw. That's uncanny. Wait a minute, I forgot my tinfoil hat. Okay, one, two, three, throw. Oh, I'm very sorry, but there you go. All right. Okay, well, I'm sorry if you didn't win something, but hopefully it was a little bit entertaining. I hope that you had a good time at the event. I was really pleased with the content. I think we had a lot of great talks. Again, the videos will be online. Hope to see you again in the future and have a good evening.