 Hi, my name's Bob and there's a few words of advice when you come in over to London. Anyone working behind a bar should be addressed as governor. The best thing you can do when you come over and visit us for the game is have a full English breakfast. Don't call the NFL football. If you do that, you'll be punched in the face by a man with no teeth. Be careful out there. Don't worry about tipping. There's no tipping here at pubs or most restaurants. Tea is served with milk and sugar. Tea without sugar is just vegetable soup. Don't talk to anyone on the tube. Have yourself some crumpets. They're actually delicious. My advice is, mind the gap. My advice is to not stand on the left. Go down the escalators. You always stand on the right. Big Ben is actually the name of the bell. The tower is called the Elizabeth Tower. So nobody goes to see Big Ben, actually sees it.