 Hello, I've just come into your restaurant, and I've gone to the toilet, and there doesn't appear to be any toilet paper there. I'm not sure if it's the toilet, it's just a dark sort of room. Can I sit there? Yes, hello? There's nobody in our bathroom. Well, perhaps one of the storage rooms, do you guys have any storage, dark cupboards or something? I believe I've taken a sh** in one of your cupboards. Okay, I'm gonna start screaming as loudly as I can. Can I sit there? I just... Can I sit here? She's the nicest lady ever. AHHHHH! In here! Yeah, that's so strange, isn't it? Isn't that strange? You must be going to somewhere. Oh my god, how embarrassing. I hope you're okay. No, that's totally fine, how embarrassing. I can't find you anywhere, okay? It's not funny, okay? Bye-bye. Alright, I'll see you later, thank you, yeah.