 What is a Cleveland Brown? The best f***ing team ever? Fan fan? Dubs? Uh-huh! A losing football team. A team without a hotel. I'm not sure what a Cleveland Brown is, but I love the old Cleveland Brown. So you like the Ravens? I don't even know. A misfit? I don't know. Something that comes out of guys in Cleveland in the morning. What the f***ing thing? Cleveland Brown is a sandwich that you can get in the festival. Sandwich shops in Cleveland, I'd say. It's the name of one of their coaches. So they named the team after Paul Brown.