 Welcome to the man hosted by Kootenai. Ahoy, McCoy! Do you mind if I call you Gerald? My name is Gerald. I know, it just seems kind of offensive. It has like a soft G. Just call me Gerald. Just use my name. Gerald, I'm going to read you a quote you once said. He's actually my favorite superhero because he's just as powerful as the other superheroes, but he doesn't have any superpowers. His greatest attribute is that he's highly intelligent. He's just a regular dude who always finds a way to get the job done. Absolutely. And that's probably the nicest thing you've ever said about Ryan Fitzpatrick. I wasn't actually talking about Fitz, but that does sound like Fitz. Who were you talking about? I was talking about the Batman. Are you sure they're not the same guy? You know, usually you see Batman's chin and I think I would know if Fitz was underneath the mask. You're a grown-ass man, Gerald! Hell, I am with a lot of kids. Do you think you should be doing something cooler like Pokemon or Harry Potter? I'm going to name a superhero or a villain and you tell me the NFL equivalent player. Okay, let's start with Captain America. J.J. what? What about Flash? Tyreek here. Excellent. How about Loki? I'm going to say Loki is Aaron Rodgers because he's unapologetically excellent. Spider-Man. Jaylen Ramsey. He can go get any... He lacks confidence. Yeah, I know. He has to take some glasses for that. What about X-Man? Well, that's not one. It's a group. And it's a group of mutants with a lot of in-fighting. Sounds like the Pittsburgh Steelers. I think Aquaman is the coolest guy. Aquaman rides a friggin' seahorse. I love shrimp. I feel like Cam Jordan can be Aquaman. We had wings one time. That is not a fish. It's just a chicken, sir. You have your own Batmobile. I do. What kind of gas mileage does it maybe get?