 I watched the show on YouTube. Hell yeah, but when you hear, you just might be part of the motherfucking show. Y'all ready to get this show started? Say hell yeah. We just sold out to James L. Night Center Miami. Give it up for the country right now and they gonna all be on this stage here tonight. And Miami, you guys are witnessing greatness tonight. Get your phones out so you can show somebody about this. You are witnessing the next kings of comedy. And you gon' see him on this stage here tonight. Mississippi, ladies, yo, baby. What you do? Kick it on the boat. One more time, what y'all doing? Good shit up ahead of us. Yes, sir. Hold on, hold on. While you look at this crowd, we got the white folks, gangsters, and the thugs all in one building. We got Tekashi 6ix9ine in this motherfucking, this nigga tripping. All right, then what's up, Tekashi? They done let you free? 72 hours. 72 hours. 72 hours. You're a little snitching there. Yo shit done like, like you the gay joker, nigga. You like the gay joker in this motherfucking, do you want to play a game? We got a real white man right here. What's up, white man? Y'all good? Like that Conner, brat. And what made you put the pink on the tip right there? Why you do that? She gone, so why you want to change your shit back? Because he like that shit. She ain't lead, but she your ex. Boy, you stupid in here. You lying. Like a punk, bro. You see how easy you can caught lying. This nigga still in a relationship with his son. Nah, it was my ex. We broke up, but we still together. Oh, I see you. Let me come get you some love. Give her some love, DC. Just like mop balls and bed-batch and beyond. At least she tried. Boy, you stupid. She tried to cover the mop balls up. Where y'all get some salsa music from? Big girls need love. Big girls need love. Big girls need love. She look like she cook sitting down. Yep. She got a pot of greens on the stove right now. She be cooking sitting down. I love her. Yo, stop, man. What is wrong with y'all? You got to get a BBW some love. For real. Hey, also real shit when y'all played there, all the Spanish people were like, OK, I like these guys. OK, baby. They are diverse. Well, we in Miami, man. This is the motherfucking town. How y'all feeling, Miami? Y'all good tonight? Hey, hi. We really in South America. I don't give a fuck what nobody say. Yeah, it's a lot of shit. I went to the little deli today to get a sandwich. I was like, let me get a ham and cheese. The motherfucker said, yo, I am on. I was like, I don't know. Let me try it. I never had y'all on. I was the most. That shit better than the ham. That shit delicious. What is those at? What is those? I know we got some souls in here. Uh-oh, there you go. Look, my nigga stood up. I fucked the child, nigga, boy. What up? Boy, the Haitian women got the pussy so good, you'll stop eating pork. I fucked with those old boys. I seen the zoo at the store. And they were like, you looking for the weed? I was like, yeah, he talking about me too. Me too. Look, she in the back saying, suck her pussy. Whoa. Suck your pussy. That's exactly what it sound like when they say. Suck my subway. Yeah. Suck my say, my bully. Suck my say, my bully. That sound like suck my pussy maybe later. Love you too. You work at Waffle House. She still got her name tag on. You work at the Waffle House? Boy, shut your ass up. She do work at the Waffle House. You work at the Waffle House for real? Yeah, she is. What you brought us? Some all-star specials. Appreciate you, man. Oh, that's yours, my fault. This is for all of us. From your third shift staff. Oh, boy, I know some people with no teeth on this motherfucker. Third shift? Third shift at the Waffle House? That's two o'clock in the morning to two o'clock next. Them the best cooks at the Waffle House. That white lady with the fucked up teeth. Do you want how you want your eggs done? If you want them done over easy, whatever you need, we can take care of you here. Boy, for real. Stop. For real. Let me tell y'all what she did. Y'all ain't finna believe this shit. What she do, boy? Get that shit off your shoe. Nigga, this girl that made me some goddamn Reese's peanut butter cups from scratch. Damn. Let me see them, because I'm going to tell you what she just gave us in this goddamn Christmas card. Hold up. Let me read the Christmas card out loud for Miami. It says, some gifts go under the tree. Fuck y'all. And some go right in your hands. Merry Christmas. And these it, boy, she didn't give us a bunch of free drink for the Waffle House. Free beverage. You think I ain't going to use them bitches? Hell, yeah. Go up there, just like this. Bitch, let me get five drinks, ho. She go, like, you can't use these. Yes, I can. Right here. It's right here. Hold up. I'm sitting out Christmas card up on the table. Go ahead, get you a drink. And you know you the shit with the third shift at Waffle House. Fuck with you. Hell, yeah. Y'all be standing outside smoking them cigarettes, watching us, don't y'all? Look, look, she got a third shift. Hey, this shit meeting the world of me. We appreciate all y'all at the Waffle House. You going to pay for our food and give us free beverage drinks, bitch? Yeah, a whole $15. You get all three of our food at the Waffle House, $25. All three meals. Well, the good thing is you won't have to buy the drinks because we got free drinks. I said a nigga came up from the South. They fucking with me on the third shift at Waffle House. I give a damn about what you say or what you think. I got the coupons for the free drinks. Carlos. Don't you do it. Hold on. Nigga, that's money. Stop. Nigga, that's money. Hey. Know that, ain't it? We don't want no beans. They give this to the homeless. I put some Waffle House cooks that ain't got no teeth. They give this to the homeless. Here you go. Get the fuck out of the move, nigga. Fuck with Miami. Somebody going to get that free drink tonight. Hey, bro, hey, hey. Let me get one of them sweet teas. Here you go. You got to get a sweet tea. You can't get nothing else. I can't get no orange juice. Like, bitch, I got to drink a sweet tea. Any drink you want. Anything I want. All right, I'm going to use this shit tonight. We in there. I'm going to call you, bitch. Now I got to find a Waffle House. Not in Miami. How you doing, Tiddies? That shit on first-poor thing. She just got Tiddies. Hey, what's up, Tiddies? They tricked you. They tried to trick you. Hold on, wait a minute. They tried to trick niggas in Miami now. I come to Miami last time. They was like, you should go see Miami Gardens. I'm like, oh, that sounds safe. Until you get over there and realize, nigga, this is overlocking. Y'all are just trying to change the goddamn name. What about the poker bean Padre, them niggas? They were crazy. Fuck wrong with y'all. You shit that she said, don't be talking about the beans like that. You right. I'm a bean. Fuck that. You still stay there? Exactly, stupid ass. She like, hey, nah, I don't upgrade it to vegetables. I think my white man right here just lit up a swisher with nothing in it but the tobacco. That's what it is. You're a whole gangster. Nah, I ain't smoking that shit, nigga. Got the blue powerful girl just walked by. Hey, buttercup, where you going, man? Thinking I found a white woman in Miami. This nigga, I lost his mind. With blue hair. Ain't no telling what type of shit she up to. That's the white lady you see when you walk in the Adam and Eve store. So what are you guys looking to get into? We got all types of different type of things to make your sex life spiced up. It's one of them freaking white girls. She like to expel and her booty. Put it in my ass. Put it in my ass. What's up, player? Think it didn't even hit her. Think it hit girlfriend with a little blouse on. She walked like she been walking all day. There we go. Oh, don't cover your face up like we can't see you, man. That's the third member of the city girls. That's the manager. You didn't even walk all the way over here. Bro, you walked all the way now. What the fuck you see there? Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. You know this security lady right here can fight. Look at that ponytail. Hell yeah. She a beat up bitch. Look, I didn't fuck you. That's right, Auntie. That's right, talk your shit. They got you in the Reecey Club shirt. Talk your shit, Auntie. It's looking like a Reecey Cup in this motherfucker. Auntie said, fuck y'all niggas, nigga. Fuck is wrong with you. That's right, Auntie. Love you too, Auntie. Bitch got midget fingers. She got that ponytail like that girl that follows sleep all the time when you in middle school. She just sleep the whole seven. Got that ponytail like Penny. Oh, good time. I'm sorry, mama. Look at her. Go get that. Don't be ashamed. Pick that motherfucker up. You know you want my free drink. All my free drinks. What is wrong with you? What am I going to do when I go to Waffle House? Man. Spending that $1.12 sending calls for a drink. I can't take these. They got the people out there. They like, damn, I want a free drink. I got you. Fucking up the Waffle House plug. Damn, nigga, you stood up with two cell phone lights. You want to make sure people see you. What the fuck? This nigga said, give me your Android. I got to make sure they see me. Look at that motherfucker. Yeah, he holding two cell phone lights up like you about to land an airplane up that motherfucker. Nigga, put them lights down. Your battery going to die. He don't give a fuck. That nigga got two more cell phone. Nigga, that guy had cell phone. Who you with? We was seeing the tweets y'all was tweeting. That is her to fuck up. What nigga y'all got here on time? We a start on time. Nigga, you was on time. Niggas don't be on time. Y'all want no time. Y'all walking in this motherfucker the whole house. Look at her talking shit. What the fuck, nah. You got to understand. You got a boyfriend. You got a man. He right there. That mean y'all ain't getting no arguments about what y'all was going to wear before the show. Most niggas was in the house arguing before they came. Bitch, don't wear that shit. They going to talk about you. Especially you sitting in front row. I like how you put that shit together. I ain't never seen the leopard print with the camouflage like that. Let me see. OK, you're a cheater and you lose. In the army, nigga. Stand up. Oh, oh, y'all. Oh. The camouflage. Uh-huh. I can't even see them. Are they standing up? She hiding from everybody. He nigga went dunk hunting before they got here. He did a trip. The camouflage. Stupid. Shout out to all the fellas in here dressed exactly like they lady. You look dumb as hell. Well, you look stupid. Fuck you. You made all that noise and now everybody knows you're dumb ass. Y'all in here dressed in the same pajamas. What the fuck wrong with y'all? Same ones, yeah. Y'all going to be right after this, huh? He talking about your hot fog. Y'all get a blessing. Ladies, if your man dressed like you, that pussy is A1. That nigga want to make sure everybody knows this is me. Nope. He dressed like you, then he ain't got nowhere to stay. All right, put the shirt on, I guess. That's what you want to do. All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Shit, ain't got no other way. Ain't got shit else going on. What are you, I bet you they won't make no noise no more if you ask them what they in. What are you? What are fellas in that's dressed like they lady tonight? If you dressed like, stand up. If you and your lady in here dressed like, stand up. Yeah, if you and your lady dressed like, stand up. Stand up, and this bitch. Ma'am, you stand up by yourself with your boyfriend a ghost? Where your nigga at, he ain't here. He stood over here, girl. We both look like checkerboards. Now, do all that shit. How long y'all been together, bro? You only been together a year. Y'all already dressed in a light this nigga done gave up. That nigga in love, love. I guess. It's been a year, this is the longest I've ever been in the relationship. Right. I guess this is what you want me to put on, come on. Don't nobody make you feel better about your outfit than your girl. Your girl got the ability to make or break your outfit because when she see it, she going to let you know how she feel about it. You walk in the room, if you fly, she's like, ooh, where the fuck you going, looking all good? You ain't going nowhere. She walk in and be like, look, just close the door when you leave. Real gangsta bitch. See, my bitch, she play for you. Yeah, I know my outfit earlier when I come in. Hey, what you doing for? Yeah, you look good. You looking real good. Your shoes are all right, too. You know they flow, it's going to be hard. Shoes sound like they're coughing. Yeah, shit. Salute to all the Haitian niggas. The Haitian niggas that go by Gucci outfit with the hard bottoms, nigga. No socks, nigga. No socks. Gucci, no socks. That nigga got on the goddamn Uncle Fields. Fresh denim off of it. Too clean, but I'm talking about having y'all so lit. And I was on the jet ski today. I took my part on the jet ski. You know, they old lads, they never did no shit like that. Nigga, I ain't even get on the boat. Fuck a boat. I ain't getting on boats. I'm staying on land, nigga, with you don't have to know how to swim. Fuck that. He need me. Well, thank you, but y'all watered, though, but that's your seat. But I dove in the water, came up, I was like, God. Knocked the snot out, you know. I knew I wasn't getting in there goddamn water when something splashed on me. All my lotion came off. I was like, I don't know what the fuck they got in that water, but my old body ass shit. Nigga, I look like I've been at the bottom of the pool. My elbow's a shit crackin'. Hell nah, fuck that. See, they got hit by a boat, they think it's stupid. Jellyfish in that water, motherfucker. Fuck that. That's another thing I'm scared of. You get stung by a jellyfish. Now you got to let somebody piss on you. Nigga, what the fuck? That's the only way it's going to work. Get out of here. Ah, Kelly, fuck wrong with you. You know why I love coming to Miami? Why? Because the big women steal where they two-piece and don't give a fuck. That's right. And be talkin' big shit, what? What? Where you at BDW? Where you at? Stand up. Where you at if you go on the beach with your two-piece on, with your ass out like Lizzo? That's right. She's confident. Yeah, that's right. She tucked her stomach down in her tights and she don't give a damn what anybody's got to say. That's right. Tuck it in. Tuck that stomach up in there. It's always a real big-ass girl and a real skinny one with her bikini hanging all off the shit. It looked wet the whole time. She ain't even wet. I'm tellin' you something, I love big girls. I love them. I never get one time I would land on a big girl. I would land on her stomach. And every time she breathed, my head just kept riding. And from the ride of rock to sleep on it. Treats you like a newborn. Big girls gonna love on you different. They gonna make sure you straight all day. You hungry, baby? Like, no, I just ate what eat again. They like to rub on you all the way. That shit be, I'm like, bitch, I'm not your character. Your finger stank. I knew big girls was different. When I was fucking with one, she hooked the PlayStation up with no instructions. Damn. And she know how to play that motherfucker. We'll beat you with mad man 2K and take you in the room and get you some head to make your feet turn in the fist, nigga. What? I love your big ass. I love big girls. They got a body odor to them. They smell like they sweat and all that. That's just real good if you play outside. This is the coldest city I've ever lived in, bro. It's beautiful. You be in the hood one second, make one left, be at some beautiful shit. Shit. Nigga Miami got some of the most colorful, dangerous neighborhoods in the world, nigga. You pull up, when you cross that bridge, shit change. Soon as you come off that bridge, you see them big ass dreads. You're like, uh-oh, I have entered into the danger zone. Why do y'all do that? Why do y'all match our shit up like that? Like y'all just... You don't have 80 dreads. Now you got four. What the fuck? Four big ass dreads, nigga. Why? Now you got to keep ducking in when you go skee. Right. Like a nigga just lay all his dreads down and eye them like, yep, I got it now, nigga. I know that shit's fake. I got down to them like a motherfucker. I knew y'all didn't got that. Them some different kind of niggas. I seen one of them niggas with the big dreads rollin' the blunt and named it Marcus. I'm like a backwood, too. Damn, you will fuck about it. Yeah. This is the home of First 48, right? This way it all started. That shit come on. Do. Little peanut. Shot three times. Then it cut to the person. I don't know what it even did to the peanut like that. He was a good person. She get lied down on first floor. I been one time watching first floor. They was over the bat. They got a call and I was like, hello? You bullshit. What's a nigga dead? Right here, too. God damn. We got to shoot two episodes in one time. You ever hear him play the nine one one call when the gang's to call? Hey, y'all need to send them cracker down here. They shooting again. Don't nobody say they cracker like Florida niggas, bruh. Yeah. Cracker on the shoulder. Crack it like a motherfucker. Crocker. Crocker, where about you? Pussad, cracker. He ain't nigga gonna fight no more. They got that bow now. Right. But if you, if you ain't used to seeing white people get talked to like that, it'll scare you when you first go from Florida. White dude motherfucker at the gas station and say, get out of the way. Fuck you, Pussad, cracker. You're like, oh, wait a minute. Hey, bruh, what the fuck is wrong with you, nigga? Oh, fuck that Pussad, cracker. Nigga don't have to talk that Pussad shit to me, Pussad, cracker. You got to do the, you got to do the move with it. Fuck that cracker. Do the move with it, Tico. Pussad, cracker. Pussad, cracker. But then you got y'all down here, y'all got some crackers, there's niggas. You will see the white man with the big ass dreads. White man with the big ass dreads. 32 gold. Step on that a little more. Look, where y'all got one, but there you go, right there. Look at him, right there. Look at him, nigga. How the hell you get your shit dreaded up? Look at that nigga. Look at that nigga. You better not say nigga. I will be your ass. What the fuck, who you in? How the fuck you get your hair to stay like that? You must have put some Elmer's glue in your shit, yo. White people hair don't lock up like that. You know how he make his shit stay like that? How? You got to hate white people. That might have been, that might have been too much for him, they ain't get that one. Oh, you trying to say it went over their heads? Yep, it did. Nah, real talk, like y'all have so straight hair lock up like that. That nigga got it. It's probably some wild shit, you know what you got to use man names. That's the only way you can do it? Tell you, you got to focus real hard. Concentrate. Look at the Mexicans. Nope, don't try. Nah, the Mexicans, it ain't that, you got all the different type of Spanish people down here. This is like Puerto Ricans, the Cubans. Well yeah, Puerto Ricans, well yeah. Ah-la-la-la-la. What the Cubans that? What the Cubans? See, as soon as you mention Cubans, they start dancing. Who say something? Who say? Who say something? They talk. When is this coming out? Who say something? Who say something? Who say something? Beautiful friends. Shit, I went to Ma 쓰 clumsy avenue. I went to a mall boy don't nobody make you want to buy some cologne like them Spanish motherfuckers to be in Macy's Hey, you know, you need to basically smell of food No, baby See spray one time, that's what you need That's what you need all day all day. Let's all day. Let's all day You don't have to spray one time. I had a gift package 112. You get the gift you get the cologne Everything come on, you don't know you don't know need to go over there. You stay here. You stay here get it from me I take care of you for one time. Let's see He go to I'll be too happy for I Be hated in every community they love us They'll be waiting to answer about any hip you are black lady nigga How you gonna make noise on the ham of the Spanish community you everything? I know what she won't see I Want that free drink I'm everything why y'all got so many ushers like look at all these niggas in orange go home She is this over every whoa. Wow. I move Look auntie. She ties. She's like yeah I'm still trying to figure out who to heal James. He'll night. I don't know But this is his center Why is it attached to a hotel? I don't know any Oliver stayed in the James Hill nice in a hotel Mother hell no She smoked out. Did we smoke first or did they do this? No, they did that my man lit up This to my man lit up the regular Swisher and that was the end of it. Oh, yeah the smoke We see y'all think it's been in here for a minute Y'all got these church ladies in here. Hi as hell Oh, I can't even go in the church man. I like this What Well Boy good skittles It's like a crayon box. Look at these hoes But damn man your bun really is shaped like a dick. That's crazy. They got a head on it. That's crazy She put the head on they what type of hair you want put that dickhead on the top of my bun We got so when I tell these bitches to suck my dick they can know what I mean But y'all been that fuck with them they're like you in that hotel room at Motel 6 and run a train on you So what's up with a dickhead? You sitting there like a bitch stop get off me Tell that big girl put a shirt back on Come on. You tie me up. I tell y'all that Come on She said come on Look y'all and y'all made y'all 85 social shirts. Let me see what they look a lot Let me see get a look at that. Oh, look at her who couldn't get away. It's been right here boy Y'all look like the project power Rangers in this motherfucker Yellow twins activate bitch we go fuck them folks. Oh, you hear me I'm a well man too I got one more. I got a colorful one in the closet. You gotta you know what? Circles on it. I put a bun on mine. Oh Bitch your bang fucked up But my bun straight It's more Hey Carlos Carlos your frontal showing Yeah, your front of showing me your whole show your whole lace front fucked up Yeah, turn it around way back was like a ball. You crazy. You got a back up in the club, bitch. You got to do this Y'all fucked them up It's still always heavy Shit's thing. I hate people who furniture state You know it's thank you sit on the edge and dust come up off that motherfucker. It like you all right now I ain't really breathing in his mother right all dust on the guy They had a nerve that offer you a snack. You want something to eat now that this motherfucker? I know No, that's you got mold on it. I'm good So little daughter ladies in here to get it put they flash it on the night to come see us when they get them It's stupid. I can't even see you Lashes big as a motherfucker this hot outside bitch blink on me. I'm hot, please. I need some air Then I found out yesterday. Y'all motherfuckers is wearing mink eyelashes. That's the outfit. That's a yes cat Yeah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This guy cat here bring it back. I didn't hear you what you mean eyelashes Like the fur from a mink. That's what the ones that be real long mink eyelashes. Oh, I thought a bitch You really put in me on a fucking they are like the coat. Yes the shit the same shit That's made the coat made out of that's what the eyelashes made out of let me see a bitch in here with some See There you go. Well ladies with the mink eyelashes that don't be a shame That's right, bitch. Is it the real fur or do you got the fake shit? Now you can tell the ones that's fake the ones that's fake be plastic them bitches get harder in the sun See look me But can I take one off damn well, you got your shit the same color as the lemon here box your shit fresh I had the same color as drug test P No, she gonna fail. I don't give a damn what you do ladies long as this shit make you feel good do this shit Right put whatever on get that shit on big cute Yeah, damn it go in that bedroom and take four hours to come out looking like a whole new motherfucker every time I don't care Need a little shit that women do that. I think sex is just going to bed for him take a shower Put some lotion on this is simple. You look like a whole new motherfucker when you shine Ain't no shit niggas can do to enhance they say I'm loving to get some money That's all you can do go make a withdrawal. That's it. Get some money Niggas I walk around with with regular enhancements on lady. What if you see the nigga that had on some goddamn prosthetic muscles This nigga just walk around big as a motherfucker with the fake muscles. Come here. Give me a hug. Yeah. No, nigga. You're gonna explode They do got them they kind of like both top it like in the nigga That's cuz man Italians what I mean is that they're gonna make no noise me and real optimistic We ain't gonna do all that shit. We're just gonna go to a different club. Somebody like us They got a different outlook shit these bitches don't like me. Well, she let me go back uptown cuz I had better luck up there Yeah, that's right you can't and I'm bald head to the motherfucker imagine if you see me like this today And then tomorrow I come with some dreads like the niggas from Miami. Like yeah, we in this bitch You'll be like you don't take that wig the fuck off your head They keep pappin that motherfucker We're all the niggas that ain't here to got to got their male lace front make some noise don't lie They wouldn't they'll make no goddamn door. They can't laugh. They laugh with their shoulder You gotta have peace. Yeah, go home and peel your hair off nigga like like opening up a now later like Yeah, and I say that shit now about see my she takes mom Yeah, go to the doctor to get this shit Like a so in cuz they take the little needle nigga. They got to go in your Serious they go in your scalp and he's like so it Just in case a nigga trying to pull it Yeah, oh, it's different ones they got something that you can just get at the barbershop When they just let your hair grow where it still grow and then they shade the top part of where don't grow and then put Some like lace front glue on the top of your shit and then stick a high top fade on top of it and just cut it down Yeah, I mean and then you got the ones like For real The barbershop going through the process and they be allowed in the bottom of the video I'm the guy to grow my shit back and get a boost if they didn't fuck it. You can do a shit If you get a boost if a let's make it big Let's make Damn I want in on that So you saying if Carlos get a get a lace front you'll go ball he got to get the thing though No, okay Got you and I'm talking about you got to go all the way ball like this shave all your shit off Now this bet was made in Miami, so She said look the lady right there, so don't get no boost to fame baby Is running from your eyebrows it's time to let it go it's over with just cut it off At least you'll know what you're gonna look like for the rest of your life. Don't force nobody to make no decision They never really make That is your headline take your time with this shit Once you win you in they ain't no going back what you say You let me let you cut me up and ain't much for you to cut nigga You all Barbara's No, yeah, I'm talking brother stood up. Yeah, my brother's a viper Y'all Barbara niggas be disrespectful y'all be trying to impress niggas for no reason I went to the barbershop nigga was trying to brush this shit I'm like nigga. What are you brushing my self-esteem? What the fuck is wrong with you ain't nothing up there? Yeah, y'all niggas way too extra nigga last time I wanted to go get a shave nigga put some shit on my eyebrows I'm like hold the fuck up, bro. I ain't one of them niggas. You don't got to do my Right You know No, what'd you say? No, John John, nah, whatever This all we got nigga you fuck this up the next thing you know, I'm sitting in the chair. You didn't backed up 30 feet That we smoked that guy He tried to snitch Who follow you the light man move on come on that swing on your ass With a light man that I don't even see this I have one of my niggas with them dress Put that bow yo stupid and you already know what he probably is up there Fucking crack up there doing that. What's that crack-ass shit white dude with the dress go up there. Hollanda man You work the light from him on now We trust you we know you ain't gonna run off with the goddamn plug and shit like that Thank you black to the police for the moment nigga turn right back to turn away big red. Hi. How y'all yeah I was gonna cut these dress today. What a single ladies at tonight. We have in it And we gotta ask That's one question, but we're the single ladies that's fucking tonight I Be said That shit went from about two hundred to eleven Right big here with the titties like they here for the slot machine. Yes. What are you from a man? My army gardens over lockers. That's what they call You can't even go see her it's gonna be folk niggas standing at the bottom of the step who you over here to see I ain't ain't going no projects. I'm gonna keep round by bitch. You need to go to the front over locker Curl city all them dangerous ass places in Miami You said it ain't that bad Shit it is that it ain't that bad so you get over there then next to you here boom Chico being shot twice Wallet out comedian shot tonight in Miami garden stay tuned we got more coming up on that story is developing right now Yeah, and all it is is your auntie on a new I don't know why he wouldn't even come over here to see the girl He knew what time it was over here Then they always got one nigga who done old nigga who don't approve of the neighborhood That's all them damn boys do they ride up and down the street with that old loud ass music And shooting and shit at each other and that's all they damn do What do they gotta make the news to see me on the news? This is a real nigga event who cooking shit. They brought that from the crib They showed up late on purpose man. Let everybody sit down We're gonna bust their head with the current pot Right nigga about to go up top and start serving beans up top Look, we got chicken wings and beans if you want the macaroni that's extra five Lot of gold teeth in this bitch. Yeah with the ladies there with the golds in Miami We're the ladies with the permanent permanent permanent gold permanent like you've been doing this shit Right ladies with the gold teeth. They used to shake their ass and offer Luke videos. Where you at? Harry Coochie bastards This is the home of the booty music right here boy don't get no more freaky than the shit they do in Miami I Know my favorite part The ladies in here still no train apart Y'all know that shit wrap that shit then lady What you say? One two three six best friends Nasty bitch. Hey, you don't know now. Oh, keep going ratchet bitches You got to get Trina her credit though. She was the first city girl these young bitches first Trina was the first one all the women who wrapped that whole person are the women who used to be hunting behind the house Yep, little fast ass girls Boy hunting behind the house in Florida was always fun the weather always perfect Trina was the first city girl all that shit these young bitches tell the truth Ain't the weather perfect for a hundred behind the house In the summer she y'all can't find no babysitter man It's a baby right now where the baby at who bought the baby for the poker being project with a baby at right Daddy game. I want to see the baby. They go to baby. Who brought the baby baby Just walking around this show with a baby He got the baby, huh? He holding the baby holding the baby security. Oh Hey baby got more head in my baby. Let's fucked up Go to sleep My baby ball here That baby got more head in my baby Hey grown people y'all owe this baby a favor I don't make everybody in here saying baby shark till she go to sleep Who the fuck the parents is allowed the baby to walk up here like that You know when your baby come out when you got company going back in the back Momo you so pretty see in the man. I'm over here smoking. Oh look. He's singing to the baby So pretty Baby, you don't know where you are right now Your mommy bought you out the house. She couldn't leave you by yourself She need to find y'all some health such a pretty little baby You looking at these people crazy She got no you looking at me like you're not my daddy She What's your name any fast out show good for the kids too hold on hold on hold on wait cut the music What's your name pretty baby? You already I Did that was so awesome dude won't you sing with me? Oh won't you sing with me? I know what to make her feel good She go down all the hood bitch like she go a good name. I'm a great dad A great daddy if you like that, baby, you gonna love my kid She gonna be all good Now we friends now gonna be all good Atalia One right here Yeah, they black people they walk they walk around here You already know she was talking shit. I wish your motherfucker would say something about me at my motherfucker, baby Oh, these goddamn anyone you put that cracker say anything about my baby Chico, you are crazy. Get them people they baby back at 90 orange shirts and y'all ain't doing shit Anybody got no cookies in that for the baby and nobody got no snag low juice I know french fries and then juicy juice a little friend somebody go backstage and get that baby some chips French fries go get the baby some snacks and there's a black people answer the other okay. You want some chips Go get it baby some chips. All right, little pretty don't need no water dude. She ain't got no cup Where's how you tell us you are such a little pretty baby. Look at your nose been running You got the white the one you know Your mom ain't even bring no wipes to wipe your nose I ain't gonna do you like my mama used to do me and lick her finger and wipe my shit You hate me you know, you're not related to that baby Immediate family can do that. Yep. Okay. I'm out to get you back to your daddy now Chico It's a wrap. You want me give you want me to get you back to your mom? It's a wrap. He's a dad and I Now that baby got a sign of waiver so she can be on the show I'm pretty baby Anybody else bring me kids. We don't have a baby on the floor. Come on. No kids to be left out Listen, she's gonna baby on up. Listen. She gonna remember this for the rest of her life When we put this out on YouTube make sure you say this video to show her as she grow up You be like girl you was a star at the 85 South show. I had to bring you a tire with your beautiful Say, all right. What are parents that all the parents in here make some noise? They take care of your kids Kids I ain't even blaming you because we this is a lot of black people in here So we got a shout out to everybody in here that left their kids at home with their kids That's the most nigga shit ever you will leave your kids at home with your kids That's probably why she ain't leave a tire your home because our oldest baby with her daddy this weekend So she couldn't stay home and watch her now. You know black folks. You say you bought your baby That nigga grown-ass man grown a baby Hell no that nigga drunk nigga 31. Hey, I'm in here with my mom too. Yeah, no vinegar slow Don't you fucking start the shit and then don't be offended we make fun of everybody and ourselves we make fun of everybody Slow people love us. They watch the show too and they try to roast back. Yeah, they're roasted by a slow person The same way you look at slow people they look at you slow dude on there trying to roast me on my Instagram Look at him normal He's normal Look a nigga scared to laugh like I know now. I don't want to go to hell It's okay to laugh man, bro. This is real story. This ain't no shit. I made up And they tell you they love you like you see boy you come up against them all it's up I Be like Now they do we know who y'all I seen some a group of met the mall, you know, they take them out Yeah, in the white van He kept trying to speak and she didn't know that he knew me. He kept trying to speak Through How the fuck could I make up some shit like that? That's really fucking happy. I was with you when it happened We was together That's real shit. They were big move I was like nigga take a picture with that thing. He was a had to Had to bro, they love us people love us in all communities the wheelchair community come out the mental ill community I had one that chased me now Chased me down. I shouldn't have asked him that. I shouldn't have asked him that. I walked by on that nigga got down sprint That nigga was like I almost swung on that nigga. I was like Anyone Catch one of Miami they still be gay to push that cracker Stop man, y'all are fucked up. No, we don't we are fucked up. So what no fuck We don't give a fuck. These are jokes. That's the wrong with the world now Yeah, because everybody wasn't born like that I know some niggas who was real gangsters. They got shot and now they Handicap gangsters. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a lot of them salute all the niggas that got shot and then that lead All of us know a gangsta nigga that got shot and he's got to lift his leg up But he's still a gang. I got this thing on me too though. Like on the band leg Put it on the other side. They got a good thumb. That's all they got. You got a good thumb Hey, come here. Y'all come come here. Come here. We out right here Some of my pocket I can't get it. Can you grab that out my pocket right there? Thank you. That's my ID. Put it in the cuff of my hand. Yep in the cuff You got it in the crease? Yeah, it's in the crease That's the thing man No, bro, I also real shit when you did that just reminded me, bro I know you go to the strip. Well, you always see the handicap do You always see his partners in there trying to make sure you have the best time I think niggas don't get enough credit for how we look out for our homeboy Not only did they take their homeboy to the to the club I seen the nigga he was pulling this homeboy pan leg to make it look like he was dancing Salute to whoever that was you a real friend my nigga moving that pan leg. I was like, that's a real That's a real nigga right there. Look at her. She pointed her home girl like bitch That's the type of friend I need in my life move my legs with me if they stop working That's what I'm talking about make some noise you in here with your best friend with your partner If you ain't here with your partner, I'll talk about your role though that you won't go to That you won't go to to do whatever pop out with you whatever. Yeah, not leave you scaring bitch Can't stand me a scary I'm talking about if you in here with your real Don't ever forget that you made noise at this show if y'all ever fall out Don't never tell all the goddamn business. Don't do that. That's some lame as hell Y'all fall out. You don't say shit. Even if they say something don't let they lord to fuck yours up Right, really that shit lame. Don't let them fuck your character up being no stupid But it's certain cold this cold is this shit, man Like if you a homeboy and then you it's certain shit you just don't do you don't fuck with your homeboy girl You don't fuck with none of the business His main lady or baby mama, you don't fuck with anybody else's to go though. You don't stick You don't steal from your partner's nigga. You don't lie on your partners You lie for your partners, but you don't lie on your partners But fellas, we got to learn how to lie for our partners a little better learn how to It's it's the partner fuck because a nigga put you in a line won't even tell you that you in it Nigga don't give you no kind of water His girl just calling you conspiring. Well, I was just checking on you. I heard y'all had a car wreck last night. Oh Just know that fellas you gotta do it like the ladies do it. They don't flinch It don't matter what you call her friend with hey, man, what the fuck what the fuck happened? I heard y'all got into a car wreck. Yes Oh my god Immediately she don't pull out. Yes, my back baby bring that ice pack back here. We're so lucky to be alive We are so lucky to be alive. You're like, all right. All right. Yeah. All right. I just make a show But the women the fuck they laugh she'll pull up later on that day in the same car But to keep the light going my trunk won't open Ladies how y'all learn to lie so good at what age do y'all learn to lie so good? It's an instinct Huh, it's an instinct when they ask a question. They they bet you already know First of all, y'all do not learn how to lie from us because we don't never get away. We'll know how to lie Y'all catch us in every lie we ever told. Let me answer the ladies and I need one lady to answer this question for me Hold on I just need give me one. I'm gonna come back to you. Give me. I need one lady that can answer this quick What's the best lie a nigga ever told you that you believe that you believe? That's too easy That's too easy. I love you. We all believe that goof ass shit I love you, baby. I'm gonna stop. What do you say? Hold up. What do you say? The only girl he was talking to that's the only girl that's an elementary school lie We talking about good lies a good a good believable Hold up. Hold up the bitch with the innocent shirt. What'd she say? He had a baby That wasn't a baby. No, we didn't make it. We talk we talk about next level lies What's what you right here? I believe you that's not the baby. What a nigga tell you? She's talking about the nigga The nigga with her the nigga with her. She said he told me we gotta hear what this nigga Said now What'd he say ma'am? He was at some bitch house for two days He went to go make a drop and you was at the bitch house for two days. Nigga. What are you dropping? Nigga, you lame as hell. You don't go stay. Well, you don't go lay up with the bitch You're supposed to fuck and go home He made a drop drop some dick off over there and stay for the fuck in the car and told that bitch Look, you're uber on the way. Yeah, and that's the fuck that part about niggas. This nigga just sitting there like this Bitch, I thought we was past that you're never past it. You never Ten years ago. You're never past it. Two days. I'm mad at you motherfucker. Two days. Yeah, you you lay in the hill She's still with the stupid ass with two days And then once you find out Oh, she like that. I didn't see what you say Hold up. Hold up. What'd she say? Start over We gotta hear this shit. I'm coming. I'm coming. She said the bitch left them at the house and she had to go pick him up No, she said the bitch left them at the greenhouse station. Fuck that. No. She put that nigga on the bus Since you want to goddamn She go go all the way through there. Where they at? Yeah, we got to hear this half Look everybody who's standing up knows this hill and want to hear the rest of the story Yeah, everybody want to hear this shit. I'm gonna sit in my lawn We don't need no music because we're gonna all be quiet so we can hear this shit Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 85. Look at that nigga. No, it's too late nigga. Eat your wings Eat your wings So chico ask her then get the nigga version. What what what's your name? Mimi Mimi don't get the nigga name for his anana. Mimi. Where you from Mimi? Keep him anana. Miami So Mimi you said he said he was making a drop and he went and stayed with the woman for two whole days And then you say what happened stupid boy Nigga the gray hat watch all the buses go by The bitch the bitch left him at the gray house Time out now now now we'll hear from the plaintiff 85 self-show divorce court is live. He didn't defend it Oh the defendant my bad. I'm retarded. Excuse me Go ahead. Classic nigga Wait, wait, wait, let this man state his case Ask the nigga how he ended up at the gray house. Wait, let him let him state his case Cuz the uber was too expensive just chill I needed to ride pick me up uber was too expensive. So you're gonna go to another town Oh, this nigga was on the vacation Wait, wait, I'm in this bitch. I don't let the bitch wait wait Wait Beach to Miami is expensive motherfucker. Come on now. We know it's like two and a half hours of traffic He was doing a drop and he didn't want to pay for the uber because it's two hours and 45 minutes from west palm To Miami. So it was cheaper to get a gray house. It's only $60. So he wanted to pay for the gray house It doesn't matter this nigga was at west palm beach in a gray house and bitch you went to go get him. Listen Listen Listen, he must be fucking the shit out her She said, yeah She said the gray house like man. Look baby. I need you to drive Look at all the niggas in here with a greyhound ticket like fuck nigga this nigga fucking it up for chico Yes, the girl he fucking sitting up top like she ain't lying. Right Three hours of west palm beach at gray house. Look at the look at the big Haitian nigga record me for all the people Yeah, it was South white. Yep. That's right. God. Are you big black? Maybe you like you from Wakanda What it is boy that nigga told his girl he gone to make a drive Later with the sad chick for two whole days. God, man, you ain't here looking like the staples easy, but look at you I salute you sir Oh my goodness Look at that tomato. Oh shit She looked like a sex ass Honda Civic And like that shit this nigga just gave me a chain to say mr. Donut burger If you don't throw that shit or you make donut burgers what you got your own business tell them about mr. Donut burger Yeah, yeah, this is your boy mr. Donut burger. Yeah, yeah Let's take this shit back nigga. That was the worst pitch ever. What the fuck tell them about your business. Yeah This mr. Donut burger. What else nigga? We know that much I told him that already some buster rams and lips. Yeah, yeah Mr. Donut burger what made you do that? The nigga really taking like taking donuts and putting hamburgers between us but time out Hold up. You acting like diabetes ain't running rampant in the black community. Why are you trying to kill your people? No, it's a good business But time out lows and we're gonna do that to the nigga fellas What's the best lie a girl never told you nigga? A good lie. I'm talking about it. What's the best lie a woman ever told? Hold up time out. We got one right here What'd you say? That's your white lady right there? You don't need to get the answer. Time out. Time out. What'd you say? What she say? He doesn't mean lie too She said she what happened one time He said we don't want to talk about what it was but she said it was only once it happened more than once She fucked off on you one time The nigga lamb that's what it was Everything she's still hurt Ladies y'all lies too deep your style line tonight by some shit you're gonna do in 2021. That's how good y'all is All your friends know the plan. Everybody gonna be with it. You got a whole nigga You gotta go to goddamn punta canta with And y'all have been planning this trip for two years and your nigga just think you're going to stay with your family On the greyhound though They were like, how you gonna get home? He like shit. I got it right Niggas standing up there at the bus station Dick stankin and sticky, you know, he ain't watching dick boy left But get what she don't get as much credit for being a lawyer bitch to stay there I wouldn't do it bullshit. You think what I'm saying? So I salute you too, bitch Most of the ladies will stay down with a nigga do some bullshit You drove all the way up there two and a half hours mad as a motherfucker and was mad all the way back And you know a transmission sleeping that big can only do 60 that ultimate Ladies that's good that you stayed out with your man Do a little bit of turmoil because you ain't gonna do nothing but find another nigga to give you some new turmoil So you might as well stick to a nigga, you know, you know, I tell the big After me it's gonna be worse than me. You hear me? He's gonna be worse. You think he's gonna be Cheat on everything because ladies all y'all do is go tell her all y'all do is go tell the new nigga All the shit the old nigga did so he know exactly what not to let you see This nigga went to motherfucking west Palm Beach with two days with a bitch and caught the greyhound This nigga on the phone cast on his greyhound subscription I would never do no shit like that to you girl. Ain't no way in the world greyhound the bus How many seats on that motherfucker 32? Women get mad at every man about the other shit you did they don't give a fuck about the pussy They know you're gonna get some pussy. They just find out little shit to get mad at so you feeding bitches You feed bitches now like when you start doing that Then you piece of simple shit like that took the fish to goddamn finger licking. That was it finger licking out Every nigga in here did that boy. How many of you niggas that had to jump to your bitch buck that you made you feel like a whole Bitch you didn't for 50 niggas. She go like you go up to baby. I just took her to finger licking finger licking Stop playing stop playing Bitch ain't doing that to no nigga. They crazy She keeping them hands down you hear me Bitch you act like you want to hit me if you want to We could yell all day, but bitch you ain't hitting nobody These women to take off on your head quick. I beat your brother Some of these women ain't gonna call me know what happened. I thought we was okay. Fuck you Some of these women gonna swing on you they self they hit hard like niggas like bitch you was raised with your brothers Stop don't clap for that. You see you think violence against me and it's acceptable. Fuck you They do think it's acceptable because that is not except that it's domestic violence It don't matter how bad you beat your nigga ass. He's still going to jail That's the fucked up part nigga. You show up nigga face like a little bow while big ass scratch Let me tell you lock you up bitch. You're stupid for even calling now. I want in the fucking first place Okay, once you you ain't scared nobody about that Then I believe y'all laughing at violence Whatever ladies. Look if you're gonna do that shit, don't get the police involved with the police all in the nigga business Yeah, y'all be wondering why the police tell a nigga defend himself You didn't hit me with 90 30 piece combinations out of eight of them all you didn't hit me with the toaster The lamp you didn't stomp me out and as soon as I got damn push you You put your motherfucking hands on me nigga You put your motherfucking hands on me. You're like bitch. I'm bleeding. Look at my face Then they both look stupid when the police she done worked your ass for two hours. You just give up like bitch. You won See what it is. See man, we just more physical. You see what I'm saying? They can get beat up on her See women just swell up. That's why you can't do nothing even if you push them they actually didn't hit the wall She didn't went through the wall. She in the bathroom now. I can't believe you Right. Well, I bet you clumsy bitch. You did that Now don't do that. Look at shot. Now you are plugging all the phones. You ain't calling nobody Man, if you gotta unplug her phone, you fucking with a real hood bitch. She's still got a house phone. Man. Yeah, this is crazy This is got AOL kicking shit up. What's that playing? Who in here still got a house phone like a landline? Man, y'all must still live with your nana. That's everybody who afforded. Look at them. You live with your nana You'll be surprised how much of a land you still need a landline Like that's a house phone just you know, give it to motherfucking you don't really That's why it's so different raising kids now. Like my daughter got a good like Nigga, I used to try to sneak and talk to bitches on the phone. Remember you I call at 9 30 I'ma let it ring one time You answer them up. Fuck a prick. Hello. Hello. Hello Hey, yeah, what's going on with the next thing you know, I know you ain't up there on my motherfucking phone. You like click Oh Ain't kids ain't got to worry about this shit no more. Nigga, I never get out to talk a freak to a girl on the phone nigga Because she downstairs on the phone nigga. She on the phone. Nigga, I go downstairs. I don't got off the phone nigga. She on the phone sleep I'm like this Mr. Fellow sleep on the freaking top. This is crazy But then your mama's so disrespected what she is saying. Oh, that's what you do. You like to lick what? Hello click I wish mama would answer the phone What would you like to do? Yes, that's what I like to do ma get off the phone That one what I'm saying Jessica. Yes, maybe you know your clip They didn't even listen to see if you was on the phone. Just pick that motherfucker. I'm just starting pressing them Hey, I'm on the phone. Oh, I need to use it. Get off of it Hey, the funny part is when you hear them trying to be sneaky picking up the phone You didn't hear all the noise Bitch, I hear you get off the phone ma Yeah, that was back in the caller ID days when it was a whole nother machine Call ID back when you had to use the Answer the machine and leave music on that motherfucker. That was the days you call nigga Yeah, hello, you have reached chico Sorry, I can't get to the phone right now But if you just leave your name and number every time I see your face And I Yeah, just leave your name and number I'll get back with you as soon as I can Yeah, you're an asshole for that shit, bro Well, I used to be because I'd be the homeboy who called you like me and take the goof ass shit over there, bro I used to be pen on my ass machine Hello I hate you. What's up? I hate you. Hey, you know what time it is Why are you stupid as they talk about it? You don't do that I hate you. My daughter did that shit to me. I called her. She like hello I'm like, hey, baby. What's going on? Nothing. I can't really hear you. Hello. I still can't. Hello, baby. What the fuck is wrong with your phone? Hello Speak louder. I can't hear you daddy. I'm like, hello Psych, I'm just playing. I'm like, dammit. You what the fuck should make you mad You can't even leave a message and she didn't say daddy on the shit So that means nobody else calling that she want to fuck with but me Yeah, she got fleas I don't know where they be finding these Martin Lawrence couches for us, but we appreciate y'all Look at that little square. Shit. They could have just saved us. Yeah, that's that's a red carpet for little people That's like when you having a baby shower and you put the shit out for the kids to walk on Damn, why you say baby shower? I'm high now. I want some of the meatballs that be at the baby shower Bitch, you be busting. Is it anybody in here know how to make them? Hell yeah, that lady in the red know how to make them. Baby shower be having all the holes I'm like, damn, get a push up to the baby shower That's how you know you go to the baby. You right. That's why all the holes You can always tell who they are because when she opened the gift the holes always be like, that's cute If you don't know what to buy the baby shower will bring to a baby shower simple bottled water That's all you gotta bring. Baby's always thirsty Set out to all the niggas that still got they burberry shirt from their baby shower in the closet Stupid ass niggas That's a black man national treasure. You go to your baby shower. You gotta have your burberry It's if you to buy a logical father I've seen a few stepfathers try to sneak it where they got their burberry shirt this year Can't wear the burberry shirt with sweatpants dumb ass niggas It depends on the shirt you are in the dark She said that in cloud full of smoke Y'all look like the people that be on first 48 that don't want their identity revealed. Yeah I know what happened, but I ain't gonna see shit. It just It was over there I could just see me me at the christmas party telling people how I met my wife. Yeah, I was at the show This crazy bitch yelling that Period she said period never mind never mind. Oh, just no bitch say that I can't Period it's been slow eight time five. Come on She don't know it's period. It's been said 12. It's been stripping It's a baby still up. Shit. What a lady said they got a man, but you want another one. Oh, they baby like my That is the 85 south show baby right there. That's she is You check on the baby. What's she doing? She's standing up to walk around. They're walking around playing with people Soon soon she's gonna be walking up You better be lucky she can't talk too good because you know, she'll be down the mile. You got games on your phone I ain't gonna haunt Yo, baby cool. At least your baby. No cry baby. Shit Can't stand cry baby. Baby. Oh Man talk homie want to say but god damn man. I'm a little pussy. They got They can't even move around my mom. I don't want your mama, man You know what's the worst when they be having them babies on the airplane they be crying man Oh my god, I turned around my mind for good. I'd be like, look Oh Black people got natural instincts when they come to kids I was at the airport the other morning this little boy was in the little snow park. He asked his mom for something She put it. She said no put it down. He threw a bit jumping all along the floor All the black people stood back and we looked like ma'am Fuck him up Being the snow actor they got them for you supposed to fuck him up right there Right, let me tell you something as a black community. I don't give a fuck What's going on? We need to help each other raise your kid. Fuck that boy. Shit. They take a village to raise a motherfucker child Let your child be around me doing some of that stupid shit. I'm sorry After food if you want to Why beat your motherfucking ass Get your stupid ass up off this floor and apologize right now boy That's the fuck their part though. Perz don't be wanting to be concerned with their kids until somebody else try to raise them You ain't paying no attention to your kids as soon as the teacher be like your son really needs some help And he's coming in. He's showing this playing behavior. That's that's just very abusive He's very aggressive and claire. First of all, bitch. Don't be talking bad about my motherfucking baby Like ma'am. Well, your son is in third grade and can't breathe They can clap because there's them. They be like period Some of y'all got a little bad ass kids though. You know, you got a bad ass little kid Make some noise if your kid, you know, your child bad as a motherfucker Keep it one hundred Don't be bullshit. You know, your baby bad as a motherfucker. You didn't seen him be bad cursing out the door. Shut up, bitch Haha, y'all think that she's funny. Look at jojo Shut up, bitch. That's why you are bitch, bitch Hey, hey, sometimes parents with no it ain't your fault. You just picked the wrong motherfuckers to have kids with Right You had a baby by the biggest dope boy in miami. You wonder why your son and they killed with his shirt off all day That nigga got this shit right off his daddy Yeah, nigga's quiet This is why texting they baby you need to improve your behavior If you do that to your baby catch that ill then you'd be mad at the motherfucker Mess with that wrong little quiet little boy to be a class by itself in the back of the classroom like this or that The baby walk past and hit him Now your baby got a concussion because he got fucked up by little rah rah They can't control the a good job. Huh, but they can't control the a good one. Fuck a big lesson If you in school that nigga to be like that You saying this shit man, it's a nigga in here rocking back and forth right now, right You still got that shit. He ain't left the whole time. He gonna laugh at the end all at one Sometime you got to rest that's the thing about being crazy people don't respect your crazy I tell you show him how crazy you are some ladies are just flat out telling me like look I'm telling you I'm gonna fuck your life up leave What's wrong? What's beautiful you seem to have it all together. What's wrong a bitch crazy In a nick that don't scare a nigga a nigga dumbass say what kind of crave Nigga she told you she was crazy leave leave her alone Niggas don't like to leave you well enough alone She does she meet that crazy nigga right you ain't crazy crazy nigga change your life ladies Are you fucking with a nigga that ain't got it all this nigga don't yell or nothing You did did some shit. Do you know what's fucked up? We did some fucked up shit like baby. What's wrong with you? Oh, you're wondering what's wrong with me, huh? Seems to me that you don't have the respect for me that I think you should have So it's about taking the shit off. I'm about to show you Like what you getting naked for what the fuck I turn on the inside Don't get aggressive he's silly Oh They like that old crazy I play those games with you bitch Fuck that you get the crazy nigga on show up at your job ladies You gonna be mad as a motherfucker. He walking and you walking your job that nigga that talking to your superpower Wait a minute. Did you hear how I say? Yeah What is the Like yeah ladies don't like no soft ass. I don't like no soft ass. You can run over Yeah, man old friendly Tyler Perry movie character ass nigga. What's wrong, baby? What's wrong? Come here, baby Well, whatever you need baby, whatever you need. I'll take care of you whatever you need Whatever you need you need Do your feet hurt. Do you do your back hurt? I rub your back or do whatever you need like looking at this Like you's a bitch That's fucked up. I know my am I ain't like the gangsters. She won't pass your bitch in the house into a bush Oh They get away. They get away. She'd be like, oh you so. Oh, why you that push me like that that nigga love me You like, yeah, bitch. Come here. You're stupid These Miami women and stay gone in your ship. I don't Hit me hit me Get my dick up. Come on. Let's go Crazy to abuse abuse that is abuse. I don't like the roster. It ain't abuse That shit feel good when you know your girl like gangster with you when you are what? That's what it's all about. What? You gotta stop your bitch. What's going on? Hold on. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up She ready to fight before you y'all got a fucked up in this bitch Baby chill out now. Fuck that. They gonna have to kill us. They are part of the trunk, baby part of the trunk You're like, all right, this bitch She's like, no, fuck that. They gonna have to kill us out this bitch. You're like, baby. No, I don't No, fuck that. I'm ready to die for you. Nigga. Let's die together Bruh when your girl like to fight that's the worst that you got to keep control, huh? Especially your bitch a pop off Well, you have me. She's gonna sway first fellas. It's a way It's a way to tell if your lady is mean and the motherfucker like this is a secret You can tell like if you go out to eat with her and they fuck your order up and you be like ready to just you're not Don't worry about it. No. No, no, no, no, no. Excuse me. Excuse me Excuse me, sir. Could you come in for a second, please? Um, I don't know if you speak English, but What did he order? Better combat. No, no, no, no. What did he order? He said he wanted the chicken tenders this this looked like motherfucking chicken tenders to you These are shrimp stupid ass nigga. Get my nigga shit right And you better not pay for this shit Eva We better not pay for this shit dot all this shit off the bill nigga. Nigga. You gotta sit there You heard my bitch, right? You can't say nothing. You didn't sit in that line She telling you shit about you. You ain't even know my nigga allergic to onions Yo dumb ass sitting there like I damn sure is They know I can't eat that shit You're a bitch. You don't even let nobody look at you. You ever better than model you You ain't even paying attention. You looking at a shirt or something. Yeah, let me see that motherfucking the medium No, that bitch was looking let's go let's go because because i'm not in the motherfucking mood today Bitches want to look and shit since bitches want to look I give a bitch something to motherfucking look at That shirt ugly anyway, let's go. Fuck that shirt. I bought it. I bought you another shirt You'll never see your girl when she do shit like that. She always catches shit. You oblivious in the mud You don't know what's going on. She just see you you standing somewhere y'all in my fucking line somewhere Are you sir? Can I help you? Bitch? He don't need no help. I'm helping him All you hear you standing in line. You hear your bitch the fuck god damn like what is you looking at, bitch Turn your motherfucking eyes around before you lose them Bitch now some of y'all gonna have to face some shit like they turn your eyes around before you do that Some of y'all gonna have to fight though. I don't talking ain't gonna do it Some of them bitches y'all be talking to be with the shits too Bitch Bitch we'll kill you. You have you haven't seen two bitches looking at each other like that Bitch, I will 20. Oh What swing ho I'm gonna tell you who they don't want no smoke with though that girl they're working walmart I've seen that same shit happen. They're working walmart right there I've seen the same shit happen at walmart the girl behind the register that she was talking shit to Didn't even look up bitch. I come behind that motherfucker counting beat your ass I wish the bitch would jump behind the counter Bandit's not going to be somebody up at work jump over here, please The bitch at walmart, they'll jump your ass too. Oh real for real. They'll call in on their walker talking. Uh-uh kiss you about the fight, bitch. Come on Then that manager, uh-uh put them goddamn potatoes down bitch. Come on That manager with the big-hands booty show up linda linda come over there So what seems to be the problem? They don't circle the bitch Y'all not gonna do this in my store Shout out to walmart bitchy the lady. What's which department you work in? Front and center front and center front and front side of walmart you work it I've never been in a walmart with the front and center the money center. Oh, she said money center Oh, you work at wood forest bank sitting the money grams all day. Okay wood forest bank They got them prepaid never seen a nigga with a wood forest bank account To be all dope things in there. Look. Look. I ain't got no idea. I shit You take that long ass money grand receipt and circle the number. Here go your number right here Y'all still saying I'm prepaid there because Yeah, yeah, they do which color is the best one the gold one or the black green dot The black one bitch. They all do the same thing Look at you promoting walmart in this bitch. If you don't sit your goddamn watch for falling prices ass down I ain't no real bank nigga lose this card. I'll leave money gone You go over her house She probably got shit at her house. She don't even post the ham over there She got the work on walmart. She's been sitting the whole time. Maybe she's got a tire alignment machine at the house Right. She in that month before you go in her house. She got that blood pressure machine. You sit in Bitch, you got the blood pressure checking. Yeah, I walked it out when the black friday. Don't nobody be paying attention that day She got a whole drink machine at the house They put around the clothes the second dose on the niggas because you know, they got like two those at walmart They the first door had to open up They were like, hey, I think we ran right into the picture They see I see the niggas all national crawl out with the shopping cars that you know, you crawl up under the ship Yeah, they had to Close the motherfuckers off in there because of crackings. This is some yellow shit. We love to go to walmart I love going to walmart saying all the people face on there that they said it can't come in Shit, right. I know I owe them niggas. I'm like nigga Jerome that nigga, yeah Still still it. It's 2019. Hey, you ever see some shit? You ever see a deal so good at walmart? You telling my fuck about it? What you mean? Now you just got a cart full of shit Pulling up with me. What the fuck you get the pork chops that nigga fold for 20. You better get over there You better get over there That's you crazy because I see you Jerome the other day You know what I'm saying? I'm like, shit, you got your picture of me at walmart You go to walmart after midnight nigga. They motherfuckers turn into all different types of people in there That is where the the ghouls come out in walmart after midnight all them people that's missing on that poster They work in that bitch. That's what the fuck is going on You walk in walmart at two o'clock in the morning nigga. You gonna see some wild shit One thing you're gonna see is a big-ass motherfucker riding around on that wheelchair Get give me give me could you reach up there and get them uh Drop some flakes down for me please sir Yeah, with some little bit of kids following her right who is fucking her big ass somebody I thought that bitch was creeping up on me Y'all got the uh the spanish grocery stores in the hood down here like Yeah, they say a number got like season so it'd be it'd be like they sell fruit and shit You ain't never seen before you like nigga. What type of watermelon is this not the watermelon is that whatever melon? Why not put season so everything Y'all do put season so everything chips candy What's the name of the spanish grocery stores down here? We got wild front Um, you can't say that look everybody say that What's the name of? Espresso's Espresso Presidente Y'all got a grocery store called presidente down this motherfucker Hold up. Look at all the spanish people didn't know that niggas went to the spanish grocery store We be in that motherfucker like here man. Give me two of them carne asadas with that orange season And don't they don't even have like you know, you're going to walmart You can get you some sliced turkey and ham and shit you go in the spanish grocery store They got all types of shit in the meat department. You like what type of leg is that? It's very good. You want to try? I ain't never been in those spanish stores. Oh, I fuck with the spanish grocery store. They all smell the same Like that was racist sir. Fuck you We're not that don't smell like fabolo so you talk like you stay in the trailer park down there boy Fuck wrong with you. That's why your house ain't no four bricks egg there boy Leave our spanish one of them bricks pop your house gonna get the lean the egg landing Michael Jackson lean We're gonna smell like fabolo so we got it at the spanish store. We smell like el fantastico I'm fucking with the el presidente next time I come down here. I'm doing all my shopping at el presidente You want them spanish solders one of them goddamn prutates? Here we go on the el presidente el presidente. Oh, I don't be a kod tonight today. Oh, yeah, they're gonna be a We can do niggas go on the kod. I mean, I'm gonna see some answer tennis where you at beach I'm not going fuck that last I went to the strip club in miami one time I ain't been since wow because them niggas down here is disrespectful All you street niggas out here is getting a lot of money because I go to the strip club You know, I mean I got me three hundred dollars. I'm thinking I'm about to do something No, you're fucking nigga. I go to sir. This is a true story. I go to get my ones It's three niggas in front of me. Yeah, nigga. Let me get five thousand one nigga behind them like cheap I ain't nigga. Let me get six Nigga behind him like she a fucking nigga. Give me a whole 10 bands bitch. Look at me I'm like, let me get a chair so I can sit with them niggas because They about to have a good ass time I'm about to sit right where with the fuck they at and stole my lord 300 I'ma sit just as far away enough away so they don't know that I'm not with them niggas and them niggas know I'm not in that section I'ma leave the motherfucking strip club and get so many lap dances off them niggas my jeans gonna be A different color like how much you spend? 20 dollars nigga. I was with the ballers Yeah, they play too much in Miami. They one last time I went to kod. They had a little lady that was a stripper like a little person Stripper Yeah, she climbed all the way up to the ceiling See it all the way down real fast and then stopped right before she hit the floor. I was like, whoo I'm so glad they're a little lady Didn't hit that goddamn flow because that would have killed me Yeah, this is the home like the ladies strippers of Miami be all on the roof and shit Y'all must got some good ass health insurance in Miami because y'all better be swinging off the roof swinging each other I'm like, look at this shit. You can always tell who the strippers in Miami How? Because they don't know what the grocery store doing this shit It's working out in the pregame nigga. What's that what you got in the white bag? This nigga got the goddamn baby shower bags. Bet not be no goddamn donut burger. I'll tell you that No, he got they got us some t-shirts. It's some shirts. They got us some t-shirts. Let's see what the t-shirt say We fuck with gifts What the shirt say what the league read what do the shirt say Turn it around It's a Empress don't even trip what that mean What the fuck that mean What do that? What do Empress don't even trip me? You don't even know What a woman that doesn't let her kids struggle A woman that doesn't let her kids see the side of struggle So nigga the sight of struggle. So are you one of the kids nigga? What you do? He didn't make it that good. I'm pretty you you her boyfriend That's your fiance. I'm a hand but the fuck I like we know each other. So Oh Really, that's what it is. Well Empress the woman who doesn't let her kids see the side of struggle My mama was not one of those women. All right We so struggled like a motherfucker. I love her, but we struggled So you so stand in the hood and you just like hiding the struggle from them? That's gonna be hard Yeah, when you go outside just close your eyes And that they can reach off we struggling we in between blessings right now you ain't a cripple you have me We just waiting on god to move a few things around you you grow up realizing like right Extra poor who grew up poor here Look niggas don't even make no noise. They just like oh look the white dude you grew up poor A white dude grew up poor y'all grew up extra poor Poor poor white people poor is different. Y'all motherfuckers be whoo. That's a shame. You don't waste your whiteness like that How do you be poor? Like we wear hand-me-down clothes, but y'all clothes Yeah, they gave you a shitty deal on that one. They closed me. She meant like pee and shit. He like that She's gonna be like fuck life just pee on itself She's sleepy as hell. She holding her head like She on that third shift. She had to work late at night. Oh, what's that white man? You don't walk down here Okay, that's why he is he is giving us clothes and We're gonna walk out here with a bag like a thrift store. What the shirt say self paid fam All right, you gave me one. All right, what they say self paid fam entertainment. That's a record label you wrap It's not mine. It's my friends. It's my homeboys. I'm the type of friends you need when they go promote your shit Now, you know what they tell them and take your pussad cracker hat down and give me god damn shirt Pussad crackle self paid ENT crack a crackle He said it's not mine. It's my friends. It's my homeboys. Dude. It's my guys man. We fucking own it Love is that right ENT salute to all the independent rappers in here all the niggas they got their own record label trying to get They shit all the ground Keep rap keep doing your shit nigga. You know what I mean? Makes a motherfucker move Miami got some dope ass rappers. You know what I mean? for real What what afro nigga? Boy, you look like one of them twins that dance like this Nigga look like one of the less twins in this motherfucker Nigga look like a ditty channel character You got a what? You can sing Come on nigga, come on Come on Sasha. Come on. We're gonna have a Nigga thank y'all know who he is high school musical. I know you Right, come on. I got a vocal. Let's call it blue right there. Come on. We're gonna like this way You can't sing nigga walk the other way Come on, man. Hurry the fuck up Why you coming this way? I wasn't doing that light skin shit. Look how you run Dacia from the Waffle House Get your phone Dacia from the Waffle House. You can sing too. You want to record it blue? Come on, baby Dacia from the Waffle House But that's the thing so what's your name if y'all gonna sing y'all got to sing about some shit that we tell you to sing about So what's your name? Look at the business that what Y'all follow me on instagram I don't know if you're good yet. What's your name? My name is Xavier, but y'all can call me Savvy. That's what I go by All right. Now what you about the same ugly man? All right, uh, I just I got a couple choruses. That's it. My homeboy got a song. Can I show y'all that too? Oh my lord. Come sing another. Y'all are some supporting. You gonna come sing another nigga song I salute that y'all some supporting motherfuckers All right, I'm just tired of your mustache. Come on, man. Let's do it We got him a mic We we got called the blue mic You can use it. Yeah, go ahead. Y'all y'all What the fuck is that boy? This nigga represent my amen get your boob ass on this nigga represent my amen No, no, nigga. Don't be coming here trying to cast no spells on us. You say what the fuck This nigga trying to cast spells on this Just doing a Native American chant. Y'all y'all Next thing, you know, man, what the fuck was that that nigga just want to come on. Hey, but you come on Man, I'm mad as a motherfucker about that Even the Cubans mad about that what the fuck was that man? That nigga's gonna be a crime for him Boy, we got to kick your ass for this shit All right, I'm some real shit. He needed his ass moved for that. That was fucked up. That was a bullshit. You walked off boy You are my amen You took your talents to south beach with that We got the lovely miss Deja from the waifu house that's about to sing a song You better represent for the waifu house bitch You just wrote it like earlier today Oh, I'm gonna take that Citation Keep going Dc. All of the two comes fast though. Mother scared to cover I want some orange Mother scared to cover Fuck a lot of shit. We got to take a picture. Y'all sold 4 000 tickets in this motherfucker Feet take your phones out man so we can show the world how Miami turned up for us tonight Sure, you come down to the front. You guys just stay seated in the front if you have VIP meet and greet tickets Hey, remember me? You guys are working just fine. 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