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I do these on Tuesdays now Really excited for this one. I got my buddy Tony from hack the movies coming on in just a second We're gonna be talking vampire movies because there's a brand new one coming out Now this is the we're still kind of early in this new mic set up So let me know in the chat if things are sounding a little a little wonky I'm doing what I can with what I can do Tony. I'm gonna bring you in now if that's okay Just give me a thumbs up and we'll yep. He didn't give me a thumbs up. I'm bringing him in now How's it going friend He's muted I muted him. How he's me he's a back you unmuted yourself. I didn't even think that was possible I did it. How are you doing Adam? It's great to be here I just want to say I can't believe that every time you do a live stream you you fire Sheila and you switch shirts between the graphic chain I can't believe it. It's a tough place over here. Yeah, I this is what I do for the craft It's like a Taylor Swift concert Disappear and reappear in some bedazzled new wardrobe. It's awesome. It's really it's amazing. It's amazing Oh I see Cody leeches in the chat I almost asked him to come on but I didn't I didn't think I gave him enough time And it would have came off insulting if I would have said hey Cody You want to come on the live stream and talk vampire movies with you, Tony? I know you have like nothing going on in your life time You just sit in there waiting for the phone call from me at the end of the day exactly what I'm doing I just like I hope Adam messes with me today Well, Tony First off last year 2023 for those that don't remember what year we're in now. It's 2024 At least two vampire movies came out to my knowledge Both of which we talked about on your channel hack the movies which you guys should also subscribe to if you're not you're all subscribed there But either way I'm gonna throw it out there as a public service announcement There was Renfield. Yeah, did you feel about Renfield? I really enjoyed Renfield I actually watched it a couple times You know, it's got our girl Aquafina I was gonna say that I would have enjoyed it more if Aquafina wasn't in it You know Aquafina first off the actress matches the bottle of water. It is the worst bottled water company around Aquafina sucks It's like underneath Irish spring and all those other ones and she has an actress I just it puzzles me to this day it puzzles But even I I found her tolerable and of course the other vampire movie you're gonna mention it's Barry the bride directed by spider one That's Rob Zombie's brother That was a yes, that was a 2v exclusive. I'm sure that's the other movie you were talking about right? That was the other one. I was talking about I was gonna honorably mention that Demeter film Oh, yeah, I guess the last voyage of the Demeter Which funny you know, it's funny since Barry the bride is on 2v that probably got more views than last Tony I assume the the rep from 2B is right off camera with a either a gun to your head or a briefcase full of cash I just I just really love Barry the bride starring Scout Taylor Compton and Chas Bono. It's a great film. All right Chas Bono, okay That's a cut I Enjoyed Renfield a decent amount. I liked it more than I didn't I think you could play back the tape Maybe I said I didn't like it in the review. I don't remember yesterday was seven years ago for me So who knows what I said last year last voyage of the Demeter I liked quite a bit actually I watched it again with my family just a few weeks ago It was streaming free somewhere. I dug that whole kind of new fresh take on Nosferatu like vampire not so much on the Setting it up for a sequel that we probably won't get So I go into a lot of detail on a movie dumpsters channel. We did a review over there Yeah, but yeah, my two problems with that film one They did a whole featureette like a week or two before about how great the makeup effects are in the movie And how great their practical makeup effect Dracula is and then you saw the movie and there were maybe six Shots that were less than a second of the actual practical thing, but they were good Here's the thing by the way if that feature it never came out. I wouldn't have cared It's the fact that they came out and went Look at this amazing makeup effect that you watch the movie and it's just CGI like well I wouldn't have been mad if you didn't hype it up It has a fan of the Dracula book which I might talk about a little bit later That chapter is like pretty much nothing Literally the chapter in the book is like oh Hey, some guys at the dock said that a boat came in and the captain was tied to the wheel and everyone was missing And then we went through their log and they said people kept missing and it's got dirt from Transylvania That's the entire chapter That's a movie You had a lot of wiggle room Which really pissed me off at the end where they changed the end of the chapter and tried to Sequel bait everyone. I'm like no you had a good thing going. Why'd you fuck it up at the very end? I don't I don't know that that ending is really annoying, but the movie overall I dug the atmosphere Yeah, I like to it. Yeah, I liked everything leading up to that. I'd like to check it out again, but uh, yeah Well, there are four movies apparently coming out this year and one of them already came out for vampires Oh, one of them already came out according to this. I mean there's let's be honest There's probably like 50 vampire movies coming out this year. Yeah, if you count direct video streaming There's a million vampire movies every year. Tubi's got three new ones coming out tomorrow You know, it's funny Barry the bride starring scowltailer topton. I think like a month later She was in a different vampire movie on tubi like hold on. I think this Uh, yeah the captive it came out like a month later starring her like how many vampire movies Of course fan favorite the captive streaming on tubi We have sunrise which already came out january 19. Do you know what that is? A guy pierced no, I didn't hear about this. That's a guy pierced vehicle sunrise Did that not have I didn't even see that and I follow a lot of horror news. I didn't even see that Report well, let me tell you let me tell you about it. It's sunrise is a neo-western Which what I don't even know what that means, but okay starring guy pierced and alex Petty for petty fur. Oh petty fur obviously petty fur plays falon a former cop who has been infected with vampirism Oh After being tied to a tree as a sacrifice to the local folk legend the red coat This sounds amazing This how do these how do these movies get you can watch it on youtube for 5.99 I didn't even know this exists. Yeah, it's a lionsgate film. They're Lionsgate is so weird. They do some really bizarre movies Yeah, premiered premiered in limited theaters and on digital platforms by lionsgate. Wow That is a january movie. They just dumped out. Jesus and the word limited is doing a lot of leg work A lot of leg work Let's see what else comes out I think people are gonna actually be excited for this next one abigale april 19 baby that comes out this weekend I'm going thursday night. I don't know when you're going tony Uh, well this weekend if I can get a quick plug-in real quick. Oh, please do moka in philadelphia We're doing a crypt video rentals event. It's a big event that looks like it's inside a video store We are screening heavyweights And I will be doing a q&a with actor shawn wise from heavyweights and the mighty ducks Oh So I might know I might not be able to see abigale this weekend But I actually need to start watching stuff for my end of the month wrap-up. So I will see it eventually It's on the list every time I hear mighty ducks. I instantly think about tonight at the rocks berry I don't know if you remember that when they're alive from the mighty Amelio And there he was the mighty duck man himself tips the hat amelio estevez so good Abigail is being released by universal and is in spirit a remake of drakula's daughter from 1936 I did I didn't know that I have I did not know that either I I've I will mention drakula's daughter I've seen drakula's daughter and I've seen the trailer for abigale and Here's what I think it's going to have a relation to that movie. She's going to be drakula's daughter and This movie feels like a spiritual successor to megan more than Dracula daughter reboot it very much has the vibe of you know, they're coming up with the quirky idea All right, we got a cute little girl who's ballerina. Who's also a vampire There's a lot of ballerina stuff, too Because the john wicks spinoff's coming out. There was a korean film called ballerina about like a girl getting revenge There's a lot of like Badass or evil ballerina movies coming out. Yeah, of course and uh, what was it john wick? I think three parabellum. Yeah, the only one that has the subtitle which Again, once you have parabellum, you can't go any better than that So they just went back to chapters again. They're like, we got parabellum. You can't beat it But I think there was a ballerina stuff in that which is yeah That was the thing like the men were trained as wrestlers and the women were trained as ballerina As it as it should be As it should be All right. I'm I'm pumped for abigale. I think that looks like a very fun time a lot of gore I'm in I'm all in What else is coming out here? We got and so this one I'm guessing is really gonna excite you you got nasferatu Yes, number 25. This is is this a gilmo dork? No, it's no it's robert eggers Robert eggers from the witch the witch. Yes, horseman. Yes, and lighthouse. Yeah, I'm excited for this one. Um I have a lot to say about nasferatu. What's gilmo del what's del Toro doing? Isn't he doing one of these kind of monster remakes? I think he's doing fray. I think he's doing frankenstein. I feel like his name has been attached to a frankenstein thing forever. Hold on I think it's frankenstein is what he's doing It's it's it's it actually gonna happen Yeah frankenstein, but who knows if that'll happen. You're supposed to direct the hobbit movies at one point. I remember that Yeah It's in production And there are pictures from a set So yeah, I guess it's actually happening Okay, I'm excited. I'm excited. But nasferatu. I'm excited for too Uh, yeah, this will be sweet. Did you see the original 1920 something? Yes, and I will be talking about a different nasferatu later on in my honorable mentions How many versions have they made? You know, I should say before you answer that I I'm I'm not like a sub genre vampire guy. So I was really hoping I could get tony on here because I know this is like his bread and butter. So so let me um A thousand apologies if I'm not that familiar with some of these fanged films Well, my list is a little too basic for people. Let me break it down for you real quick, adam nasferatu, uh, the original one when it came out, uh, was just a ripoff of dracula It literally is dracula and at the time dracula was not in the public domain So prom stoker's like wife or whatever sued them And pretty much all copies of the movie had to be destroyed and someone was able to preserve like a couple of them Uh, so that's why he's called like count or they literally did the thing where they just changed a couple of the names They're like, oh, he's count or lock not dracula. It's totally different. Wow. They made a bunch of changes. Um But yeah, uh, so it's basically another dracula one Uh, but there hadn't been too many like legit remakes. There was one in the 70s that I'm going to talk about in the honorable mentions that I love Uh, but yes, this is like when it comes to like bigger releases. Who knows? There's probably 10 million nasferatos on tubie if I were to look them up Uh, there's only have ever been one like really big remake of it And not counting shadow of the vampire. That was like a whole different thing. Of course, right, right? Yeah Well, and then lastly we have selam's lot tbd. Yeah, they keep pushing back Uh, this is like the second time the remake in selam's lot, but um, they keep pushing it back Like I I thought this was gonna come out like last year. I had it on my calendar And then it was like selam's lots being pushed back. We don't know when Yeah, I um What let's see what they say here selam's lot based on the 1975 steven king book It's a modernized version of a Dracula story Uh, very little about the remake available. Not even any photos. Yep. Oh, no It is believed the movie will release directly to max This is this one of them that's gotten the axe by the new management over at warner I don't know but hold on uh Um Selam's I think the original movie might have been a tv film Um, yeah, okay. Actually, this kind of works. The original was made for tv The 2004 that's right. It's made for tv So in this case, it would just follow the long legacy of selam's lot adaptations on tv Of course, of course Well with that said, what are you most excited about off this list? I assume it's uh, I assume it's going to be What is it? Abigail? Uh, yeah, only because I've seen now. I mean, I'm excited to see what robert eggers does He doesn't have to do the if he just has the nas ferato look and does his own story Then I might get pumped but until I see a trailer Abigail's the only one that's really grabbing me I tried tony to watch nas feratu the original Yeah, and then it started and I was like, no I'm not watching you gotta you gotta find black and white talking film Silent film. Oh, is it is it actually worth watching? Uh for the visuals like the creepy visuals But you could just look up pictures of those. Um, what you should watch is mid salads review where she did it all In black and white with no audio every time she says something it cuts to a title card Which I feel like that's a pretty good gimmick episode Yeah, I mean, I just wanted to watch it just to have it on the belt, you know But I didn't want to like force myself if it was going to be something miserable But if it's if it's got some gray visuals that are still pretty I mean, obviously I've seen the the clips But I wanted to have like the full experience. So maybe I'll I'll give it a real shot I'll put it up on the big tv and do it right because I was like streaming it off my computer It's it's not the same you got to get in them Again, the right mindset. I bought I bought a dvd pack of like 10 movies years ago Uh, because they they'll throw nas ferato on there because the public domain thing But they added some like grungy pearl jam type soundtrack to it I'm like, oh i'm fucking muting this. This is terrible. It's not like the the the bell lagozie Dracula They got like philip glas to do an alternate alternative music track to it. His music's great But the last rada was like Sound garden comes on They added like the title was like nas rada with fire, but they didn't add any other graphics. What the fuck is this? The world is a vampire Oh, man, you got to go to the the classic. Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and get started on my list Okay, we're going to the number five spot right out of the gates And let's bring it up here. What we have is Oh, Jesus. I can't get this fear what we do in the shadows Can never say this director's name taika waititi. He thinks so Tanka waititi. It doesn't matter Hilarious film. It's got this office vibe going for it. We're interviewing the people that live in this old victorian home Old school vampires living in modern times And they even have their own nas feratu original vampire in a coffin in the basement. He's creepy as shit This movie is freaking hilarious. It's super awkward and they did eventually spin it off into a tv show, which I tried watching I heard it's hilarious, but the first few episodes didn't really catch me like the movie did Uh, I'd say I haven't watched like the last season or two But I'd say give it another shot because there are some fucking gold moments and I figured because I even When I was watching the movie I thought this would be a really funny tv show. It felt like a sitcom And uh, yeah, I everybody's just freaking fantastic in this film. I I assume you've seen it. Tony I love this movie. Um, I forgot how I found out about it Probably some other reviewer mentioned it and like I uh, I think I read this is like still the tail end of Renting discs on Netflix. That's right. I remember I like rented it. I'm like, uh, me and my friend, uh, My best friend we were watching we were just watching movies. I'm like, oh, I got this vampire. It's like the office full of vampires We turned on we were fucking dying Laughing I think the moment that like broke us is when the cops are in there and they're hypnotizing them And they're not seeing any of the weird vampire ship, but they're pointing out all the safety issues in their house I was like They're like, should we just kill them and like well not yet They they might have better tips for us because they're like, wait a minute. You got like a Acid battery thing on top of an outlet. That's a fire hazard Or no when they walk in and the guy's on the seal and like you see that not a smoke detector in the whole place It just completely ignore the obvious. Yeah It's so good Yeah, it's just a whole atmosphere of that movie is great and then like when the relatives come over and everything It just it just really works out. Well, I like uh, jamaean clement from uh The flight of the concourse. I like he's basically As he like stops eating he looks more like the carry-on But I like his whole thing is he had a really bad breakup so he's bad at shapeshifting now It's so stupid there's so many great Tony, I forgot to mention do the honorable mentions first I I'm thinking about that because I said stupid And nothing's more dumb than Dracula dead and loving it With leslie nielsen and some l brooks film and it is so ridiculously dumb and yeah We've talked about it before. I love we've talked about it. It's not gonna be beat a dead vampire I'm glad that's one that's on to be I've been rewatching it like every once in a while Like that is what he's so fucking good just He's using the whatever. I don't know what the vampire term is when they can make you do things There's different terms. Okay. The gleam or something, but he's trying Yeah, he's trying to tell the the maid to like move an armoire or something and ottoman And then the the woman is doing it and they're running into each other And he's like no, not you you not you you you go back there you go over there I love when they have to kill like lucy and it's like only your true love can do. He's like, but I didn't love her I only like her What happens when you get bit by a vampire? She will become one her He's got this like ridiculous accent. What? All right, you have any honor. Well, I guess let me just list off mine really quick. I'll rattle them off And of course, I close the document so go ahead and give me an honorable mention because now I have to look Okay, well, I'm gonna save my Dracula honorable mentions when I get to the one Dracula movie on my list, but Uh, obviously blade blade We all love blade and if you're a Patron or channel member for hack movies We're gonna do another episode of blade boys where me and my friends review every episode of the blade tv series Starring sticky fingers gross. There was also like There's the three mainline movies. I only count two that third one was atrocious But then there's there was like a few direct to dvd movies. No, no, no So what it is there was one we talked about this in our first episode. I just found out in walmart the other day They're still doing this they took the pilot Of the tv show and they retitled it house of cathan and they pack They're still packaging it in with other blade movies and pretending it's a fourth move. That's insane. That's that's disgusting And I don't I'm not surprised at all. So blade, uh life force is pretty good Have you seen life force? Yes. Yeah Well, there's two big reasons to watch life force Exactly. I'm glad you're picking up and they rest under the main actress's neck. Yeah life force is awesome Okay, seriously though the first 20 minutes of life force is legit freaking awesome Just the visuals the sci-fi way they shot stuff back whenever this came on like the 70s or 80s Is it 80s? Yeah, I mean it looks it's it's definitely dated as hell, but very creative and then it just kind of does turn into a Like a species movie where it's basically her just walking around naked and you just can't take your eyes off her Directed by toby hooper. It was put out by canon pictures, which is why it's insane Yeah, um, look I reviewed this on my channel, but I like the buffy the fanpire slayer movie. Yeah, it's good It's good. I mean too with the original with the blonde actress I bet at spookella last year. I got a autograph Um, I saw that tony. I saw that in I think I saw that in theaters. I different. Oh, no I we rented it. I was pretty young, but that was one of the first times in a movie I was like legit freaked out as a kid just the scene where her boyfriend is hovering outside her window I'm sure it's not scary in the slightest now Or whoever it is. There's a guy covering out her window. It's uh, what's his face from scream, uh Matthew Lillard. No the other one The guy I I know I know your title It's David Marquette and he's trying to like get jack parry to let him in Yes, or Luke parry jack parry's a son. I haven't seen I haven't seen the movie since I was a child But I remember liking it and here's the the movie's fun. The movie does have some issues It was chopped up in editing. I learned because there are some scenes that just don't make sense Uh, because it was kind of butchered, but it is a fun time. I know people love the tv show But now buffy the vampire slayer is good and martin is a good one to check out I haven't seen in the years That's George Romero the guy did like the living dead movies He did a movie called martin about like a vampire or a guy thinks he's a vampire and it's basically treating vamp vampirism as like a drug addiction It's pretty good. It's pretty good Well, there's a couple x files episodes and vampires as well. Oh god, was it the the comedy one bad blood I love that's a great one the original ones the original vampire episode is not great It's kind of a throw away. Oh three that yeah, that was the one they did while like just jillian anderson got pregnant and had to have a baby Yes, yeah, molder is gonna go to la and Have sex. Yeah, it's gonna be like a sexy vampire episode at the tub of blood Uh quick side note oink master supreme forever. It's a name member for one month Thank you oink master supreme forever the film with the best opening night crowd was Oh, like the best crowd at night when you're seeing I have a couple that jump out. This one's gonna date me a ton But I remember the opening night of batman returns Batman returns. I always I say my t's like these bad man Freakin awesome opening night for that movie any of the star wars movies that come back like obviously episode one was massive and uh Force awakens had a had a crazy crowd day one Oh, yeah I remember force awakens right before the movie started a guy in the front row just screamed hot solo dies And my friends my friends were so pissed but me i'm like i'm like that was so Fucked up and i'm like I kind of appreciate it. I can't laugh. I can't laugh. I can't acknowledge that. It's funny I'm just gonna be very silent Uh, because I already had it spoiled for me. So I was like, well, okay Glad I knew you were the you were the guy that did it, right? Yeah. Yeah, what the hell just popped up on your screen I know like a thumbs up just came out of nowhere What how did you do that? I didn't I I went like this What the hell just happened? Anyway, uh, I'm thinking of like best opening night crowd I honestly don't know I'd have to think about it But here's just one story I could think of My cousin for a birthday. We went to see Silent Hill opening day. Oh, okay. Okay Yeah, that's all right The funniest thing I remember is the theater was packed and A dude in one part of the theater farted really really loud And then a guy in another part just went what the hell was that and it just made everyone die laugh So there you go Well another time went to a movie. It was on the hindenburg disaster and when the hindenburg blew up A really funny gentleman in the back stood up and yelled that's gotta hurt And I laughed so hard Oh, I once went to a theater and put a laser pointer on the screen All right, we got our Seinfeld reference. We'll get at least one in tonight. There's there's bound to be more I did one at the beginning of my omen episode. I just put out like some people say he's the devil's helper other people What was that? Damian what was he and krayber's like, oh, he's like a rambunctious mischievous All right, all right, okay you I don't know where we're at. I'm oh, I didn't do I didn't do my number five Well, we were even honorable mentions. I wasn't even done with my honorable mention. Oh, that was just your honorable mention Okay, sorry. I have hotel Transylvania for the kids for the families It's an Adam Sandler vehicle. They made like 17 of them But it's got the whole Sandler crew and they're a fun time at the film if you have a family It's not always about what us adults want Tony. Sometimes you can do one for everyone Maybe when my nieces are older, I'll show them that yeah, yeah, it's it's it's kind of a clever twist because The monsters in the movie actually fear the humans because of all the torture over the years with the pitchforks The literal torches. Yeah, um and the last one on my list I only put it on here because Someone's bound to ignorantly say Jennifer's body should be on the list and Jennifer is not a vampire. She's a succubus Yeah, I do really enjoy Jennifer's body and I like the movie as well But it's not on my list because she's a succubus. Yes Okay, Tony You can start now with uh number five. Okay number five. This is one I grew up with but I've really grown to appreciate it over the years Especially since I finally like read the book and everything interview with the vampire Yeah, and rice adaptation very Very good adaptation of the book. Um It's actually funny if you pop the vhs in it starts with an rice talking about how great the movie is Because before the movie came out She was so mad they cast tom cruise and she thought he was going to be terrible She shit on the movie and then she saw and she's like, oh, I was wrong ever bet against cruise Yeah, so the the tape literally opens with her going like I love this movie. It's a masterpiece. And also I have a new book coming out Uh, no interview the vampire is a very very good film. You know what else is funny, Tony? What? Interview with the vampires in my number three spot Oh I dig this movie a lot as well. I do too and it hits all the big points from the book Uh, pretty much nails and it's a good story of like, uh, what's his face? Louis becomes a vampire because he's a Brad Pitt's character. Yes. Yes because he's depressed and uh, he's kind of being gaslit the whole time by, um, Lestat And he's being interviewed by christian slater. Listen, Tony and I obviously love this movie because it's full of hollywood hearthrobs To you got Brad Pitt. You got christian slater. You got tom cruise. You got Antonio bandera. Yes And you got a very young Christian dunce twos in civil war now. She's still working. She's still kicking ass. Yeah, um, it's just a it's got a very good haunting atmosphere I really like Neil Jordan. Uh, he's made some interesting films over the years Uh, yeah, the music is solid. Just everything works with this film So it's not a good it's got a clever idea too by having, you know, the reporter kind of not believing this guy's a vampire And then we we go through the history in like the last 200 years of his existence. Yeah takes place in the What the late 20th century? 1790 something. I don't know. I'm foggy, but I think it's like the 1800 Late 70s. Yeah. Well, it's a 200 year span. So it could very well. There's still there's still slaves in Louisiana So it's got to be like early 1800s then sure. Um, yeah, it's just the great atmosphere Great film. I love that that really explores and the book does this too like what it's like to be a vampire It's like, oh Older vampires need younger vampires to teach them about the world so they can continue blending in Uh, they show like she cuts her hair off and it grows right back the way it is And I like that all the other vampires are like, you turned a kid into a vampire. That's really hard to conceal Why would you do that? And and christen dunce is so good in the movie. She plays I think claudia is her name and I don't know the movie is legitimately pretty creepy at times. Yeah, it's got a good atmosphere the music like I think it was up for a couple oscars and one of them might have been for soundtrack or for score Hold on. Hold on. Does it say here? Yeah, please don't please don't look because oh, tony Here's a here's a adam fun fact. I like to throw out adam fun facts now once in a while I had no idea and Part of me thinks this was maybe done later because they've now done multiple versions of this film and there's a tv show But was it always called interview with the vampire colon the vampire chronicles? uh According to the tape it is Oh, so that old vhs does have vampire chronicles on there. Yeah Look, I wasn't I didn't see it in theater. So I can't tell for sure. I didn't either. I saw it on good old vhs Uh, but yeah, I've never I've never heard anyone call it interview with the vampire the vampire By the way, I tried watching the show. I watched the pilot. I couldn't get into it. Um However, if you want to know more about interview with the vampire We have a really good episode on it and we even did the sequel Uh queen of the tamts. Oh god Wait, that's a sequel. Yep They try to they try to combine the second and third books into one and in rice was like, that's a bad idea Can I at least write it so it's good and they went no lady get out of here Did the actress died during the filming of uh, no, it was after filming was so that was her last movie. Yep. Yeah Uh, we review both of those but yeah, I'm actually making my way through the books I'm on like the fourth one. I think but I had Making my way down time. I've been interviewed the vampire. Um, check it out really good great effects The effects are amazing with tom cruise is like turning skeletal Or when they're slicing up all the vampires at the vampire place. It's a good time You see what my number my number whatever is I threw it out there. I lost it. There it is the lost boys Another another adam fun fact for you, tony. Yeah, I just saw the lost boys for the first time late last year Wow It's it's one of the films of many of several that people have criticized me on the channel for saying adam You're not a movie critic or a fan or really know anything about cinema because you haven't seen the lost boys You haven't seen this you haven't seen that and so I've been trying as best as I can to rectify the situation I watched the lost boys and I have to tell you I'm disgusted with myself for not seeing it when I was younger This has a goonies vibe to it a little bit. It's got this this of this really feels like it'd be up your alley Yeah, I it's got it's got that perfect kind of like 80s schlock that I love Um, the the the characters are great key for sutherland is just in his prime in this film Hamming it up is this douchey vampire got alex winter right there You got both the quarries. You got both the quarries in this Uh, directed by joel schumacher a very hitter mr. Rector. This was a hit. This was a hit I don't recognize so the main character was the only one that threw me jason Patrick or something. Oh wait, hold on Jason patrick it's been a minute since I've seen the lost boys by the way Uh, how could you not remember jason patrick the star stupid here comes something stupid nothing stupid He is the star of speed to cruise control There it is Is Okay, there's a bomb on the pop quiz hot shot. There's a bomb on the bus that makes sense You can get a sense of speed When you're on a fucking boat in the middle of the wide ocean There's no speed or sense of urgency anywhere Uh, it's kind of like the new godzilla versus kong movie or godzilla x kong, which I enjoyed because it's dumb as hell But that was fun But the scale is completely missing in that movie because you have kong in this like large Environment, there's no cities or people really around him. I know looks like him He just looks like an ape regular size. I think I was talking to gill off Stream at some point he said my girlfriend didn't see the other movies So she thought they were normal size in the hollow earth and they only got big when they came out to the planet That makes sense that makes sense. It's the only If you've watched all of them I do agree they need something in scale with that But if you watch all of them, you know that but if you go in blind, you're just like, oh wait, he's a giant Uh, but uh, jason patrick. He's a good actor. His dad was jason miller who is the young priest in the exorcist in other films He's another nepo baby They're everywhere in hollywood They're everywhere in the real world too. That's what people always Yeah, it is everybody like half my friends work for their dads What someone is like you have no idea how hard I it was for me to you know work my way up to the top Like your dad is the like the owner your second I did that my dad had deli for a bit my sister worked there and I went you nepo, baby You didn't earn that deli job Yeah ham whore, you don't belong here You don't know what it's like to struggle. I'm currently unemployed Yeah, so the last boys really liked it. I'm I'm sad that it took me so long to watch it, but uh, I do great soundtrack in this film too. Great. Yeah. Oh my god. The soundtrack is fantastic in this movie the theme song Yeah freaking owns this film dude, uh, you can go to some conventions the sacks guy the saxophone guy He goes to conventions. Of course the saxophone. I think he still doesn't shirtless. He's still in good shape Um, it's been a minute since I've seen the last boys. I should revisit it I also should revisit the direct-to-video sequels starring Cory Feldman that came out way later No, is it please tell me it's called the last boy and it's just like a one-man show No, uh What is what are they even called hold on they have some stupid fucking name Uh sequels, uh lost boys the tribe And then like two years that's 2008. I'm gonna a few years later lost boys the first Because it kind of sounds like the third. Okay. I'm with it. I'm with it. Feldman served as an executive producer Oh, of course, of course The last boys knuckle up The last boys kick back. It just does the three ninja titles Yeah High noon The last boys high noon at mega mountain That's how every movie should have every That's what blade four is going to be high noon at mega mountain Snipes is back Okay, tony, I think you're are you up? No, I just did no Yeah, I am up. I am up. You're up. You're up. Come on next up on my list is I think some people in the chat earlier, which normally I don't look at the chat because uh, I only look at super chats because as you should because that's really all that matters to me at the end of the day but someone did say False information. I said this was a top 10 list and I'm only doing five But tony's also doing five and if my math plays out That's 10. Well, we doubled up on one of them already. So That's it's 10. We got honorable. We got honorable mentions. We got honorable mentions in there at the end of the day I don't give a shit about lists or rankings. It's just to talk about some movies and have some fun Uh, next up on my list, uh, it's a swedish film You've probably tony god. Probably dammit. Tony. Is it? Oh, you're doing Is it this? Oh, that's the right one in baby This is on your list I was gonna make a joke that you only saw the american one because he far in cinema like minus one Fuck. Yes. Like the right one in. Yep. I love this movie I still haven't watched the remake or the tv show. They just put out I think I did I think I did watch the american version and it wasn't bad It was it was that's one with like chloe grace marettes, right? Yeah, it was fine I heard it was fine, but it was one of those it was the thing hollywood was doing. They're like, wow, this movie's really good Should we release it in english? No, let's just remake it. It's like, but yeah, it really has no reason to exist Is the problem and um, I think it was just called let me in they changed the title a little bit They remade it again like last year the year before as like a mini series. I might of course I might check that out, but no this movie Is great. I fell in love with this film when it came out. I'm like, holy shit It's got a great story Um a simple story, which is effective a simple story. There's a lot of like little details I haven't I have the audiobook, but I haven't read it But there were a lot of things that the movie made me very curious about I had to like look up the book to figure them out So it leaves like a lot of mysteries like especially with the main girl Uh, who's like a 12 year old? Um, yeah Be friends the kids store they they kind of have this little relationship. He has a crush on her. Yeah Until you know, it kind of gets to an escalation point where she be heads a couple kids in a pool It actually yeah, it actually reminded me funny enough of x mocking hour It's like does she actually care about this boy or does she just need a new person? That's right around That's uh, but yeah, uh, super violent Uh, the gore is pretty great It is it is violent and gory, but it takes its time. It's not like a fast moving film It very much is about building atmosphere and that atmosphere really I mean the the the color design in this the way it's shot. It's very Uh, you like you feel like you're there with these people without having it to be too overly shaky cam It's just it's just so well constructed and again. I like the um How it shows you like what happens if you do something like oh, what if uh, what if you come in and I don't invite you in? What will happen? Yes, you like shows she starts like hemorrhaging blood Which getting back to what we do with the shadows. I like where they show like well, this is what happens if you eat normal food You can get airy. I can't stop you Um, I think she does that in this too, but it was funnier in what we do. Yeah, it's not it's not played for laughs in Let the right one in I guess the only Scenes that are really like okay the cats attacking that lady the cats do look pretty bad But I do like that whole little subplot of just the lady who got bitten slowly turning into a vampire She's just burst in flames in the middle of the hospital It's just a really really good story great visuals. Um, I don't know. It's just a fun exploration of like the vampire lore And if I remember right, it's been a it's been a minute since I've seen the film, but the father He's not a vampire, right? He's just like helping her out. He knows that. Oh, no, no. Yeah. Um, that's like a helper It's not her dad, right? It's just like no, it's not her dad posing He's posing as her dad basically for what I gather She's like kind of grooming the young boy to be like him to take care of her when he's like gone Yeah, uh, if I I have to look at the plot stops, but that guy's backstory is a lot darker in the book from what I remember I'm not gonna get into it But yeah, uh, I think everyone should check this one out. Maybe I'll finally watch let me in I'll be more interested to watch the miniseries to see Let me in is honestly just not even worth your time. It's fiercely the same movie But not as good, you know, although it's matt reeves and I like matt reeves his directing That's a matt reeves movie. I believe it's so weird. Yeah, what okay. Yeah, you did the plan of the apes Yeah films, okay Uh, what's hold on did matt reeves also do one of those x-men films or i'm confused with the other There's another reeves guy that did the x-men origins or x-men um first class Uh matt, uh, that's no hold on. It's something similar Hold on. Hold on. It's gonna bother me if I don't did the kingsman movies I think that's matt vaughn. Is that matthew vaughn? Yeah, matthew vaughn. Yeah, yeah, yeah matt reeves matthew vaughn I always confuse the two but they're not very similar. It's just the mats So, uh, what you got? Yes, there's a let the right one tv series On it was on showtime 2022 And i'm looking you know for me dog. I'm looking at the cast and it looks like they were just like But what if the character was not white? I don't know if there's any other changes besides that So I will let you know so brave very brave Did How many are left in your list because I only have one left on mine because we we you just you took some of mine uh I have Three I have oh my god. All right. Well keep going because I only have one left Near dark Catherine bigelow's near dark. Oh, you never see near dark kb. This is a kb. This is a kb And funny enough this might be before she married james cameron Because it has hello did uh, don't tell me don't tell me She did the surf movie with johnny Something oh, he's like the coolest name ever uh point break. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Catherine bigelow And then she did nothing for a very long time I felt like there was a lot of years until she came back for like zero dark 30 or something No, no, well, she did do that But she did the hurt locker before that the hurt locker. Thank you But there's a there's a lot of time off between point break and the hurt You're right between like 1996 So like 2000 she did the weight of water and then k19 the widowmaker But yeah, she doesn't direct too many much She's only directed one movie since zero dark 30 detroit. Uh, but near dark was her second film Uh, it came out. I think uh, yeah before she married james cameron it has A lot of the actors from Aliens in it lance hemorrhagson is the main vampire in it bill paxton is like his right hand man And jeanette and jeanette goldstein fucking uh, what's her face from aliens the the tough chick Why is this movie called near dark? near dark What in the world? Yeah, so basically it's about a guy uh played by adrian pazdar He gets in he basically gets taken into like this vampire family. That's roaming the south Uh, and he has to learn how to be a vampire But then there's like a girl like the girl vampire is kind of like sympathetic to him They become in love. They like fall in love with each other How does this poster looks so modern? It's a pretty modern looking poster. Uh, I mean that's kind of the yeah, no that was the poster that's cool Um, it's easy to get this movie now But like for they put it out on like one special dvd that I got somehow years ago and then it was like Oh in 2008 they put it on blu-ray, but they made the cover look like twilight. It pissed me off so much That's disgusting. Um, but yeah, basically it's about this vampire girl in this new vampire trying to get away from this crazy vampire family Uh, and they're like going on killin sprees. They're eating like truck drivers One of the vampires is like a teenage Teenage boy, but he's been a teenage boy for a really long time and he's still really upset about it Uh, there's a great moment where he's just like, do you know what it's like to look like a boy? We had a man, but look like a boy and bill packs. It's like, do you know what it's like to hear about it all the time? Like this is really good um Yeah, I think it's a solid time the movie loses steam at the end they find some weird cure for vampirism But it has a big action pack showdown And also not only did she use like the cast from aliens, but I think at one point they're in a town and like the theater has aliens playing Of course. Of course. Yeah Uh, but yeah, it's actually when I've been wanting to revisit for a while, but I remember when I got the dvd I don't I don't remember who gave it to me and I just watched it like constantly like this movie's fucking awesome near dark near dark wow You still surprised me telling you still throw it a surprise once in a while I don't know if you'd like it, but I feel like you might dig it a little bit. I'm not sure Well, it's a late 80s film. That's kind of my my time to shine those are the films. I really enjoy soundtrack by tangerine dream No, okay No, I wouldn't say that that's doing anything for me. They did the music for The american version of legend starring tom cruise Okay, all right. Yeah, not as good as the director's cut with jerry coltsman's score But still you love those director's cuts. You just are all about the director's cut not all the time I did an episode on bad director's cuts fucking apocalypse now. Jesus christ Plantation What the fuck cut that out. Jesus. I'm not I'm not like a huge fan of the original apocalypse now I think it's good, but it kind of The last half goes a little bit too. Well the theatrical cut you get to that last half a lot faster You don't stop at the plantation for ten hours. Yeah, right, right. That's probably the best um But yeah, uh, I guess I have the next one you gotta do you have to go to number two as well Yeah, also I didn't I've forgotten you're dark in my closet But I had next up is freight night the original freight night. Yep freight. Awesome. I haven't seen freight night God damn you adam God damn you I told you Vampires isn't my isn't my like some genre go to so that's why I had you on tony But adam that means you didn't watch my birthday episode a year or two back Because we had a surprise we called it tony's birthday episode and in the beginning of the episode I say hey, we're gonna review zoro and then my guests go. No, we want to talk about freight night instead Was I in that episode? No, you heard it Then I didn't watch it Uh, no freight night is awesome. Uh, it's basically Alfred Hitchcock's rear window. Uh, do you know, I'm sorry. I have seen I have seen Okay, I was gonna I was gonna several and the several kind of like remakes I was gonna simplify or disturbia kind of a reason. Yeah, it's just about to say or shia leba Uh, basically kid he like watches this late night show called uh freight night. It's like a harro show He likes vampires a vampire moves in next door to him Uh, and he starts observing that he's killing people and he's got to prove it. No one believes him. It's a fun time Great special effects Awesome movie awesome soundtrack. You got a Amanda Beers Marcy Darcy from uh, mary with children in it. Oh nice She has they made her a fake set of boobs when she's like a sexy evil vampire at the end And apparently she'll still wear the fake boobs at conventions. She'll like bring them around with her That's awesome. Uh, ridey mcdowson at chris sarandon is the name uh vampire in it And actually the kid in the movie, uh Who's like the star of the film? He was the priest in the beginning of renfield who gets blown up they got him for that Little cameo. See I would have appreciated renfield more if I would have known my facts about vampire Out of everything on the list. I feel like you'd enjoy this one the most. It's a very fun comedy It's definitely what I've seen like thrown around if you if you google vampire films That one comes at the top of the list a lot of times. It's recommended I mean, you've probably seen the collin ferrell remake, but this is a lot better This is a lot better. I mean, I've you you say collin ferrell. I've seen it All right every collin ferrell movie is on my radar. No the friday remake actually wasn't too bad It just felt like it was missing a second act. They're like he is a vampire. It's like now. He's going to try and kill everyone I'm like, oh This is the first one took its time a little bit more I apologize to people that saw the thumbnail and thought that morbius was going to be on our list It is in fact not I assume that was going to be your number one I was going to do For my top five is going to go twilight is going to go twilight saga new moon Twilight saga eclipse Earlier today, Adams, like do you have a top five vampire? I'm like twilight one twilight two twilight I said, uh, yeah, okay. Yep. Yep. All right wise guy All right there wise guy Tony you mentioned Listen, you basically had my entire list already Maybe we should maybe we should have chatted ahead of time. Tony's like, oh, I told Tony off camera Like I don't want to know your movies. Just do five. It's fun when it's a surprise And then basically it was my list somewhere either an honorable mention Or whatever, but my number one. Okay. It's kind of a twofer Because I'm putting blade one and blade two in my number one spot if that's legal I don't know if that's legal. I just want to say I'm shocked neither of us put from dustle dawn on our list I didn't put dustle dawn on the list because it's not a vampire movie until the last 20 minutes of the film The first hour is a circle jerk of quinton. But it's a really good vampire movie when it gets there. Uh, yeah, here's I uh I'm traumatized from dustle dawn because I got all those mtv ads and commercials back in the day showing george cloney with his cool haircut His makeshift, uh steak bow and arrow thing and selma hayek with the giant fucking python looking smoking hot and my dad and I Keep in mind. I'm maybe eight at the time my dad and I Rented this thing and we watched it uncomfortably together as cheech listed off 45 flavors of pie Aka a woman's downstairs area And so he's just rattling them off and i'm just uncomfortably sitting next to my dad You just say a censored version of a curse and then Follow up with a different censored version. Yeah, I'm I'm pg 13 Well, you don't even have to do the aka I Whatever I in my head in my head it made sense because Adam I love whipping out my johnson aka peter like with the Well, because because nicolas cage says I could eat a peach for hours, right Peach we know is talking about something but in the film. He's giving different flavors of said things So I I don't know. I just I went too deep with it. Tony. I'm sorry. I went too deep with it Anyway from dusseldod. Sorry everyone from dusseldod. You're scarred by from dusseldod The last 20 or so minutes is freaking awesome in that movie But yeah, I feel like the first hour is an absolute waste of time It's kind of like quintin's other film I know he didn't direct dusseldod, but I think he produced and wrote it or something But uh, what was the one he death proof? Oh, yeah, death proof has this fantastic 20 minute car chase and unfortunately has an hour before that Where they sit at a bar and I didn't mind death proof as much as some people did stupid as shit Uh, okay, so you're blade one and two blade one and two blade One of course at the table We have the most iconic scene in basically marvel cinema history, which this is pre mcu, of course It's pretty really any superhero film that that kind of kicked off the new generation with spider-man and x-men But you get this freaking reigning shower of blood sequence at a rave Wesley snipes come out comes out looking like a bad ass with this katana. Yeah, you got this Yeah, you got the prodigy. Yeah It's great. Yeah. Was this a precursor to the matrix this come out first It was like Either a year before This is prodigy was eating well In the 90s in the late 90s prodigy was eating well. Yeah blade is 1998 matrix is 99 I think 99 I feel like there was maybe some inspiration here because you got the black leather slick jacket You got the shades you got snipes saying maybe 50 lines of dialogue and just being a bad ass And then bleed to ups the ante ups the stakes really I think it's called the reavers. Is that the name of the uh, I think they're reaper Reapers is a reapers. That makes more sense Reapers reavers. Essentially they hunt vampires. They're yes reapers. Yes reapers. Yeah, they're they're the top of the food chain I was a teenager when that movie came out. I remember going to the theaters and the guy working there Back when people actually worked at movie theaters. Oh, just two depressed people at the concession And I go up to the guy before I walk in and go, how is it? He's like, oh, yeah, it's fucking awesome. Like, okay. Yeah This this was my favorite era of movies because they were really getting into cg But it wasn't very good yet Yeah, but they were so proud of it So they would do these shots in the film where Wesley would like jump normally and then it would instantly switch to a cg of The early 2000s rubbery cgi about the matrix was full of them dare devil was a big Harry Potter had a bunch of Harry Potter. Yeah. Yeah Basically the the the doll the rig whatever the 3d render is they know it doesn't look good The animators know it doesn't look good So what they do is they just wildly have it move around to kind of mask the face and everything And so Snipes is doing like these cool spins and he lands on a motorcycle and then he's back to normal self He does wrestling moves in it. Oh, yeah at the end. He fights the main guy who is They usually get in hellboy, uh, because it's it's They'll toward it hellboy too and he he also used a lot of that kind of practical to cg stuff and I freaking love it Then you got scud in the second one Who's who I can out of any actor in Hollywood There you could have told me that that guy was going to be the one that was going to be super popular from the walking dead as Darrell I would not have believed you in a million years like hey the guy that plays scud the douchebag He's going to be a huge AAA movie star I guess he got a little bit of a bump from uh, what you would call it, uh, the the boondock saints, right? Yeah, but that was that was way earlier wasn't the matrix and then boondock saints too didn't come out till Years after boondock seeds got a cult following as the oh, yeah for sure For sure. I love the boondock saints the sequels I didn't see because I just don't want to ruin my I hear I'm not a big fan of the first one, but I hear the other ones are terrible Yeah, but yeah, it is but yeah, I I really dig blade. I think those movies are so cool And they don't make anything really even close to that or the matrix which came out a year later They just don't like their own Kind of products of time itself and they'll never get it back and blade one got saved in reshoots because remember Oh, you you can look up the deleted scene. They never finished the effect because as they were editing they were like This is terrible. Let's not do this but basically Uh, the bad guy was going to turn into a blood tornado Deacon frost. Yeah deacon the greatest bad guy name ever He can frost was going to turn into a blood tornado and it was going to have his face like the sand wall in the mummy And he was going to make jokes and stuff and then blade that that serum that kills him blade was going to like Shatter it so it mixed with the blood tornado the blood tornado sure. Yeah, and then and then after that When they're outside you ever notice the end where he's talking to the girl it just cuts abruptly That's because he was supposed to look off And he was like I got work to do and he was going to look up and there's a figure on top of the building a vampire That's his face all wrapped up and i'm not at him I'm not making this up that was supposed to be morbius But then the filmmakers realized that they weren't actually allowed to use morbius So they were like So they were like, oh shit We should probably cut that because the people are probably going to want morbius in the next film We don't own him. That sounds amazingly bad. I'm so happy to hear that You can look up both seats. That's why the very his conversation at the end just cuts abruptly And that's why they reshot that whole ending with the blood tornado Again, they never even finished the effect because they were like, no, this is bad That's great. So they did the ending of mortal combat One They're like walking out. Yay, and they look up and raw Shayokon is up in the sky Shayokon you can't beat me Dan So yeah, I love the blade movies blade phenomenal and again, I've reviewed all three and I got that blade boy show on patreon Uh, I I haven't seen blade trinity since it hit theaters. Is it better or worse than I remember? Oh, it's worse. Okay. I figured the movie is barely a blade sequel It's a setup for the night stalkers hannibal and Yeah, whatever hannibal king and with the Wesker whistler's daughter whistler's daughter They they spend the entirety I shouldn't say the entirety but they spend a good chunk of the first half of blade two Saving whistler From the vampires and then they just come unceremoniously kill him off in the first scene in blade trinity What a joke. That was so stupid Uh, funny thing is they set up that whole team and I look I'm only one episode into the show But at no point in that first episode do they go should we call the night stalkers? They're like now forget they exist We don't care about them. We're not recasting anyone else Ryan reynolds had a couple tough tough goes at it early on when you were trying to make a superhero I remember dreading Deadpool because I'm like he's been in the worst superhero films blade three X-Men origins green lantern like why is anyone excited for Deadpool? Yeah, because we knew we knew that he had it in him. He just needed a good script No, yeah, he attached himself to some pretty shit movies So are we at my number one? We're at we're at your number one. Good luck. Okay, eating blade one and two is the best vampire movies My number one is a as a Dracula film, but I'm ram ram Oh, yeah, the 1992 ramp stoker's Dracula Bam margin, whatever his name is starring gary oldman, baby jackass bam. Yeah, there he is Oh, it just is gary oldman in the room with you right now. You believe it or not Gary This is a mask from 1992 that I bought on ebay a few years ago for way too much money Is that the year that is that the year that one came out? Yes. Okay. You got it the year it came out I had just for my show dress up as Dracula for our episode on it. I'm like just careful with that mask It's literally older than you was that Put into mcdonald's happy meal toys They did make a lot of merch about this movie. I have this on laser disc I have a great cast. I have a lot of action. You got gary oldman. You got winona rider in the film Yes, you have piano Reeves totally butchering a british accent to the point frances for copolis Said like maybe don't use the accent. He's like, no, I'm so dedicated Uh before I get into that, I just want to do some honorable honorable mentions. Obviously the 1931 Dracula bella gosy Obviously, yes, obviously and the spanish language one that was filmed at the exact same time, which is actually shot better See, uh, Dracula's daughter the sequel to that. I'm actually shocked Dracula's daughter is not a bigger character I think because she's not public public domain. Well, tony fun fact, uh an adam Abigail yeah Dracula's daughter is going to be a big star here in a week Abigail a new movie about a vampire ballerina Dracula's daughter is actually a really good like movie because like it's a sympathetic vampire Like she doesn't want to be a vampire. She's conflicted about it I just realized on our list. We we probably have Five movies that have a 12 year old vampire girl Do they not have vampire sons in any of these things? There is a son of Dracula where he goes by alucard If you're ever wondering where the castlevania games got that from where does a little nicky fit into the That I don't know Uh, but yeah, Dracula's daughter is a pretty good uh sequel. It's pretty fun um I said Nosferatu earlier the 70s Nosferatu by Werner Herzog is really good Uh, it's got it as one of the most haunting atmospheres ever the music is creepy. Everything is creepy in this So if I if I'm gonna watch a nasferatu, that's the one I would make it this one. Okay, uh, the new one Yeah, there's an english and the original language version. It's basically the same movie But in that version like Dracula really does feel like he's a drug addict at one point But it's got like really creepy dream sequences really creep because like It's actually The reason I love bram stoker's Dracula's because I felt like it took elements from all these previous Dracula films Uh, where it's like a vampire is so unnatural that the laws of physics and reality don't apply to them And that you that shows up in Nosferatu, but it was done even better In Francis Ford Coppola's bram stoker's Dracula. I Love this film. I've talked about it a lot. I was my first exposure really to Dracula at least on film My mom turned it off at the baby eating scene. So for years, I just thought that was the movie I was like, oh wow like I I got stuck in a castle and they killed a baby. That's how the movie It's a creepy ass movie and gary oldman. I think gary oldman could Act his way out of a paper bag the guy really owns every role he's in and it seems like he doesn't give a shit after the fact He's like, yeah, I mean, I'm like the best actor. It's not a big deal though. I just did this in a week I'm off to my next gig, you know, sometimes we'll just go uncredited like in Hannibal He went uncredited in Hannibal as the mutilated dude. I forgot he was in that movie I tried to forget everything about Hannibal though Hannibal's fun Hannibal's garbage But no, I just love don't replace Jodie Foster. She didn't happen Look, she didn't want to come back because I know I know she didn't I think she thought the movie was gonna end the same way as the book But the movie was wise and changed the ending of the book I happen to guy eat his own brain I don't know if that's in there. No, she falls in love with Hannibal Huh? No, I mean the book in the book version at the end She just falls in love with Hannibal and then they go around the world together And I think Jodie Foster is like, wait a minute. I don't think my character would do that The writer is gone crazy So if I was her, I'd be like, I'm not doing this. I'm out. Bye Although they did screw up They should have got Jillian Anderson, but she wasn't allowed to play an FBI agent at the time Julie Anderson would have been awesome. She ended up in the Hannibal TV series But anyway, Bram Soaker's Dracula, everything is on point. The sets are on point All of the effects are done in camera, which was weird for the time Like he's just like, I'm not doing any of this visual effects post-production stuff They literally did shit where they had to shoot things on film with a black background and then rewind the film And shoot it again. It was like an old school film technique No one else at the time was taking risks like that. They're like, no, no, what the fuck we'll shoot a plate shot and composite it Um, it was just really cool to see like Francis Ford Coppola. They just let him off the rails Uh, he took this really unique take on the story. It's pretty much the most faithful version of Dracula He added in the whole love story and the prologue And it's one of the few versions that actually doesn't think from the book where a fucking american guy is the one who kills Dracula I know when one of the writer cuts his head off, but like Quincy always They always cut out Quincy from every Dracula version. They always cut out the badass text in american Uh in this version we got to see him actually fucking stab Dracula. It's awesome. I think he's played by the rocketeer Everything works in this film I love it. Well, it also led to one of the greatest Simpsons treehouse episodes where mr. Burns is is Dracula from the film and he's he's just as good He's just as good as Gary Oldham Um, it really was the Dracula film to end all Dracula films like You could do Dracula films if you want, but like if you're gonna tell that story again It was kind of perfected in this. I don't know how you could top this Yeah, I mean, it's not on the it's not on the radar yet But i'm sure at some point some jackass is gonna say, you know what I can do it better than Francis I can beat that guy and adam it uh, it did the whole plot to last Voyager to meter in two minutes It told us everything we needed to know Listen, I'm not singing from the hills about last Voyager to meter. I just thought it was a fine movie last year It's not on my list. I'm surprised that uh, vampire in brooklyn didn't make your list Tony. I thought I've only seen that like once I don't Put Eddie Murphy on there. It's a terrible film. It's terrible. That was west craven, right? That was great. I think so he craven. I feel like or is that hold on craven didn't really direct He just attached his name to oh, no, he actually did direct it. Yeah, but did he No, I think he did there. What there was that period of time where they were just slapping his name on movies But yeah, well, that's what I mean is like west craven presents. No, no, no, this I know what you're talking about But no, this is a legit west craven. Okay, but like wish master is what you're talking about It was west craven presents wish. Yeah, I think you did like bats also. Do you remember the movie bats? Yeah, I think that might have been a presents West craven's bats Not that he was immune to making a lot of bad films But yeah, yeah, I mean when you make a lot of movies, you're gonna make some sneakers. That's just how it goes The bad never just gonna go down at some point All right, we're about to wrap up So if anybody has any super chats about your favorite vampire movie that that we didn't cover I mean, there's a lot of them. There's a lot of vampire movies that we didn't hit on I know Uh underworld is a is a favorite for some hate underworld I know underworld is a favorite for some not Tony I really don't you don't like the you don't like the first underworld which is kind of a crappy version of blade I hate it. I hate underworld that movie sucked Like you said, I it was done better in other films I thought the werewolves looked so cool in that And they showed that vampire that had the silver whips and I'm like, I can't wait to see this vampire Take on some werewolves And then in his fight scene his whip gets stuck and he gets killed offscreen And then they're like the lichen right is a lichen. Yeah the boyfriend and Yeah, and then they were like he's gonna be half vampire half werewolf Like oh a wolf thing with black bell with bat wings and then he's just a blue guy And I was like fuck. I never watched the sequel It's been so long, but I think there was kind of a cool transformation when he turned into the blue thing But maybe not maybe it's terrible. It's really all I remember is kate beckon cell looks really good in the leather I had a whole thing with kate beckon cell for a while. I'm like this woman is so beautiful Why do I keep seeing her and shit? Why can't she just be in a good fucking movie? She was in serendipity with john kusack. That was decent. Oh it was a decent film She was in tiptoes with gary oldman remember tiptoes No, I don't the last time I saw Kate beckon cell was in a horrible amazon prime exclusive called jolt It was one of those It was one of those, uh budget atomic blonde John wick nobody Gunpowder milkshake type movies remember gunpowder milkshake tony. No See now you're in my playground. You know all this obscure shit from the 80s and 70s You come over to my playground. I know all this trash that's on streaming now Which is which is ironic because you're elderly and I'm a young yeah, yeah I'm like I'm old as dirt. I'm old as dirt, but I'm trying to be hip with the kids today That's why you weren't you were you were dabbing You know I'm hip I'm with it All right, we have uh a couple came in we at daniel fa Daniel fa member for four months Dracula three thousand is a must watch for how bad it is adam adam So for patreon, I do that bonus show where we talk about really terrible films. Can we do Dracula three thousand? We might be I think I might have seen this movie Dracula three thousand I want you to I want you to bring up the poster for Dracula three thousand Okay, and then look and then look up what Dracula actually looks like Oh dear not Dracula two thousand. No, no, no, I think I've seen Dracula two thousand. I've definitely not seen Dracula three thousand With Casper van Dean. Oh shit I am one thousand percent in I love Casper van de An movies I've seen a lot of his terrible films. He did a movie called python that came out after anaconda It's like beautifully terrible adam. He did that tarzan 2000. I think oh, it was like a 90 Yeah, I know you're talking about adam. You got a you've got an awesome cast here coolio Yeah, rapper coolio tommy lister is in it. Uh Everyone anyone who's anyone is anyone? It's a it's a rogues gallery of great names I'm getting you Dracula three thousand. We're reviewing it for patreon. Yeah, that's fine. I'll do that I can put it on mine as well But like the poster looks like an hr gieger thing and that's what I thought I was getting when I rented it in 2003 or whatever 3000 poster I'll bring it up for a second. Let's let's just show the kids what we're looking at here But this is so yep. Wow. That's so raven as they say That thing that looks cool, right? Yeah, if you look up a picture of Dracula in the movie He's the classic Dracula with like the collar, but he's still on a spaceship. It's so stupid Wow, that's Yeah, the poster's kind of kind of neat The I don't like the font. I'm really not a fan of that font, but oh, it's wait. Is it Dracula Point three thousand There's a dot in that title according to the cover by That's not what the movie is. No, it's called Dracula point three zero zero zero according to this poster That's that's what I'm getting but cast revan dean and coolio. You can't go wrong I always call them cast revan deon. Is it cast revan dean? I think it's cast revan dean I'm gonna stay with deon because I think cast revan deon sounds cooler You know, you should go to a convention and address them is that I'm sure that'll go over really well Uh, I just call them casper Casper casper adam from of course adam does movies, you know, you know Big fan you as well of course of my channel big fan. I don't think I've ever reviewed a cast revan deon movie I I haven't talked about starship troopers on the channel. I do love that movie Um and adam adam the thumbs up came up again It did yeah, it just showed up. Thanks. You're how is it happening? What setting do you have? Oh, shit. Look at that. Wait, okay, so I'm using my iphone 15 pro To record so it's got gestures enabled It's got There's got to be a dab emoji. There's got to be something Can I can I flip you off and get That happened do it again do it again Oh, this is awesome. You did two thumbs ups. I think that's try to is it the two thumbs up Oh I need to save that for the 80 000 folks We are close to 80 000 subscribers on the channel By the end by the end of next weekend. I think we can get there I'm just just throwing that out there. Tony. It's kind of exciting by the end of the year The goal is 100 000. We're gonna get that fucking flak finally. I'm gonna put it back somewhere Oh, I'm going to rub your face in it every time You're on the channel. I can't wait to get a plaque. I'm gonna be such an asshole Uh, sorry, we we spent so much time on this one super Well, well to be fair, we had a lot happen in the last few minutes There was thumbs up. There was fireworks. I I'm clipping the fireworks thing. That is the most amazing thing Uh a blank super chat kind of ominous is it two dollars from metal tribesmen 87 Is that a thing we're like it's showing up on youtube, but not it could be a super stick short for super sticker But I don't know i'm looking it up. No, it was blank on youtube Tony you can take you can take that super chat and shove it up your pumpkin a k a Rump roast a k a All right Kali walley for two dollars Thank you. Kali walley dracula dead and loving it is the only good one. Hmm um look, uh, I was staying strictly vampires, but if we're talking about like, uh Dracula's and movies that are like big monster mashes The dracula in a fucking monster squad is awesome. He calls that little girl a bitch. It's hilarious Uh, I think I was late to the party for monster squad because oh on paper on paper It seemed like a movie I should like I hear a lot of people say it's like it's like uh sandlot to the goonies I didn't get it. It felt just cheap the kids didn't all the effects are good. Come on the standlifting effects It didn't it didn't work for me. It didn't work. I'm sorry as long as we agree The best dracula is district attorney dracula from season one of mummy cup We're all good. We're all good. Is that a plug for your own obscure movie again? No, my web series that's been dead for like 10 years. Sorry This is why you don't have a plaque tony Is why you don't have a plaque go youtube mummy cup the sear You will you will be disappointed tony froze Did tony freeze for everyone else? Am I froze? tony Tony i'm removing tony from the stage because i'm concerned. He might have died and uh, I just don't want to deal with that right now. I don't want to have to deal with that He looks like he's oh my god. Is he still frozen in the background wave tony if you can hear me He's he's just he's completely frozen All right. Well, we're gonna let tony sit on that for a little bit figure out what's going on And i'm gonna bring up the next super chat from metal tribesman 87 again for two dollars jamie fox in day shift If I say that right jamie fox in day shift on netflix is fun metal tribesman i watched and actually reviewed a day shift I was not a fan of that movie. I get what it was trying to do But it felt it felt like a budget film It felt like net it felt like a netflix movie is the bottom line I could see it did have some good choreography. There was some decent action in the flick Again, you can find the review on my channel, but it didn't it didn't really work for me What else do we got? We have one from toronto john for five dollars. Thank you, toronto john What about the hunger with david bowie susan sarandon and kathryn didn't I can never say that last name didn't didn't you Plus the bella leguzzi's dead song, but I'm sure I butchered all of this I'm not I'm not even gonna finish because I don't know how to read these names. Baha. Baha was in it. I'm sorry toronto john Almost everything I read there is over my head The hunger I'm gonna just say is a hunger games prequel Wait, they already have that too the song of the song bird and snakes thing. Where's tony? Tony would know what the hunger is But I think he's gone. I think he's gone for good. He abandoned me like I've screwed him over so many times in my Streams he's saying stand by He's saying stand by and stand Stand proud or whatever it was if you guys have any more super chats now is the time because I'm just gonna waffle I'm just gonna waffle here in the ether Talking about I don't know what because tony Decided that he wanted to end this stream like an asshole Maybe I should just roast him for the next few minutes I'm gonna give him I'm gonna give him a couple minutes and then I will bid adieu I will bid farewell. We will go upon our ways things coming up on the channel I do have an unobtainium subscriber on patreon No, he's on youtube you can become an unobtainium member on patreon or youtube he became one And he wants me to roast Uh jupiter ascending so I'm gonna be roasting jupiter ascending. It's been a while since I've done a movie roast They take a while to do I have to script them out. I have to watch the terrible movie, of course And then review and edit. It's it's a good 15 hour process. I'm not Really looking forward to it But I will make sure to put in the best effort I can because that movie is atrociously bad and it needs to be roasted And of course, I appreciate the unobtainium membership And I would appreciate if you have any funds. There's a one dollar a month Tier over at patreon and there's 300 free exclusives you can get with that tier and it just stacks There's a vlog coming out. It's probably I don't know if it'll be tomorrow What is tomorrow wednesday? There's a vlog coming out this week I have three vlogs in production for this month the first one's for the ten dollar gold members And that's gonna be on my workout regimen Some I was gonna ask tony actually because I know he's back at the gym I know he's been hitting it strong. I was gonna compliment him, but we just didn't get there We didn't have time But I will I think he would be interested to know my workout regimen I could say see tony. This is what you should be doing and then you too could look like this Would that be amazing? Would that be the dream? tony say anything else in the chat. I think we wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what do we got here? Oh, there is a couple more. I didn't even see that Tony from acting movies for two dollars restarting my computer pins and needles pins and needles for this finale I could bring up the fireworks again while we wait And we got one more from metal tribesmen 87 for five dollars That's definitely a fair assessment of day shift. I got an enjoyment out of it because the filming locations are where I grew up Tony's back. It looks like he's mobile now. He's not he's no longer at the station. Let's bring him in My entire internet just wrapped out down here and it's taken forever to restart I thought this was maybe payback for the last time I was on your stream where I crashed it and then sounded like I was screaming through tin foil I Mean that was atrocious. I apologize No, no, no Literally my internet just decided I'm just gonna stop working like I thought there was like a glitch, but then I noticed like my My alexa died like everything just died trying to do the fireworks again. I don't know how to do it But I don't have the fireworks Thumbs up. I have to turn gestures on that's clearly something that I need to turn off Or maybe I just or maybe I just keep it going and whenever I have random new people in the live stream They'll be like, what the fuck was that? Um, is there a bad echo because I don't have headphones in I mean, you're fine. Don't worry about it We're wrapping up anyways I was just gonna say have you heard of because I butchered this guy's entire super chat Can you read this? Do you know what this says? Oh, hold on What about the hunger with david bowie susan sarandon and kathryn denov? Yeah, you said it like I did yeah Um, I need to I didn't see all of the hunger. I remember I was at a hotel And they had it on in the laundry room and I went this movie looks interesting. I love david bowie I like vampires and then I never got around to rewatching all of it. So Okay I'll put it on the list because I do love bowie and I do love vampires and I hear it's really really really good And do you know anything about this ending because I didn't know what any of this said either Oh, I know that there is a song called bell. Legosi's dead. Uh, and I I guessed that song is in the movie Okay, that I mean I I just can't pronounce any of it. I sounded like a complete dipshit more than usual, but All right, I would say, you know, thanks for coming back on Why don't you uh, you know pimp anything out and I'll let you get on with yelling at your internet provider as we do From time to time Um, yeah, check out hack the movies uh on youtube or wherever you get your podcast recently. We did uh, what is the worst omen movie? We talked about all Six of them all of them Uh, including the new one. We also did uh, we revisited hellboy for its 20th anniversary a week or so ago Love hellboy. Yep. Uh, I like hellboy one better than two I don't know if i'm in the the minority on that, but I just think the first one works better I don't know. I I I used to think I like two more, but I haven't rewatched it in a bit. Um, yeah, we'll see Uh, and then speaking of anniversaries on monday, shon of the dead. We're doing a shon of the dead episode for its 20th And if you're in the philadelphia area, please come to philimoka this weekend for the crypt video of rentals event And I will be in more philly events soon as soon as I book tables at them. But uh, yeah, that's it for me You got a lot going on a lot more than I do I I I have a real job and I gotta tell you it's been sucking lately this week has been a freaking Mayor of designs and and and updating designs and then doing development Well, look, look, look, what am I doing here? At least your hair looks good right now I'm not like mine because I ripped my headphones off to do this So you got something going for you there Well, according to our buddy gill. That's really all I have going for me because I remember One of your superchats said hey gill. Can you say something nice about adam? And he's like, um He always has nice hair and actually Speaking of gill. I stole his joke. I this would be funnier if my camera was still working But I've had a blue bag on frame this entire time No This is Go back and check the footage. I've had the blue bag on my camera. This is Has been in the background to like add fuel to my nightmares I remember gill saying that and then I saw your video and I'm like, wait, I have a blue bag For those that don't know I have a second channel adam does rants where it's exactly what it is I just bitch about the most basic first world problems and you couldn't think of something more pathetic to get upset about then My neighbor has this blue bag That's just on the side of his gutter and it's been there for six months Don't know what it is. Don't know the significance or importance But it sticks out like a sore bag and I hate it And so Tony apparently has been trolling me with the blue bag But since it's always it's like burned into my retinas now I didn't even notice it Tony because I already have a blue bag there I think I'm that neighbor in this neighborhood Uh, there's a nice neighbor that will decorate people's trees for halloween She gets like this carpet stuff and she makes faces on the trees Uh, she did it for us on halloween. I took it down except for the garland that made the faces hair And I remember early november going I got to get a step stool and rip that garland down It is now april and the garland is still on the tree Just there's a random tree with just silver garland And my neighbors just have to look at it every day because I keep forgetting to rip it down That's awesome. Yep Cut to april garland is still up Hard cut to april All right. Well, I don't I don't think I know anything else. Uh, I I have nothing too exciting coming up There's a review of course for abigale this this is that is it abigale? Is that really what it is? Yeah, I keep thinking it's it sounds like anabelle like anabelle creation and all those dumb movies Hopefully it's better than anabelle. So abigale. I'll have I'll have uh, a new row a new rant on my second channel About the dentist. I recently did an invisible line. I'm gonna do the dentist and just how much I I hate the dentists And I think dentists are uh sock because they get paid a lot and they like what they do So they know they're better than us and that bothers me when people are happy in their profession. They shouldn't be All right, that's all That's all I have. Thanks, tony. It's always fun. I hope you guys learned something about vampire movies today. I know I did I know I did And uh, I was gonna live stream after this but now that my internet shit. I think I'll just go to bed Oh, that's too good. Well, sometimes a good night's sleep is better than nothing Yeah, thanks for having me on adam later man. Take care. Bye. Bye everyone