 We're gonna need a hardwood. How you doing son? What do you bring it down a tractor down here? Bring the tractor to work day in it No, it's not bring the tractor to work day. Did it fit it did Is this your patrol vehicle or something? Oh, absolutely Should be On the case Let's bring your tractor work day in it Next Thursday, oh my god, I don't know who told you that Okay here, I'm just gonna go in parking right here. Is that fine? Yeah, leave a thing on his side. Sure. Okay parking parking spot outside nine here. Oh nine here. Okay. Yeah, yeah Where's Cormor that? Let's go take him. Let's go take him Where'd he go? I don't know There he is Go grab him. Come on Call. Are you ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready to go right now. Yeah, let's go. Come on. Let's go. We got to go. Come on We got a robbery at the city ball share. Oh shit. You got your freedom gun ready Oh, yeah, sorry Yep, it's not like mr. K. I should keep the car Five-star story one in custody. That's how it's done boys Oh my god, oh my Jesus Marion Joseph Oh Crazy Okay, Bobby, don't worry Sir, I'm sorry You son of bitch listen to me, okay You think they're going hard if it was me it'd be 25 to life. Okay. Hell. He might even be the death For resistant arrest. That's disrespectful. Okay. We all got to go, you know home at the end of the night, right? So okay, the bigger picture is all I've done is what resist arrest. What was I resisting? There's no arrest You guys didn't want me you're resisting detainment basically, right? So what why are you in the car? Because we're performing felonies up after the car crash. However, everybody took off and failed Yeah, so what am I supposed to do given the water shale the lawful orders stop. Okay, therefore the no I did stop. I did stop. How am I in custody? Why are you well, I wasn't me detained for what though? That was with a bunch of suspects. Yeah, and the suspect left this door over here, isn't it? Okay, mr. Bullet when you're right, there was no reason for you to take me. We had rs to detain me. Yes, we did What who was in the car though? Who was in the car? Uh, mr. K was in the car. How do you know he was in the car? You saw his face? Do you know him or not? Don't lie to me. Can you uncuff me? Do you know him or not? Do not lie Do you know him or not? Hey, um, luka, I want you to go solo. Okay. Do I know him? Do you know him, mr. Person? Yeah Okay, how do you know him? Okay, so that's good. Does that matter? Yeah, it's important because I want to establish that you got a baseline of telling the truth Hey, not not lying. I can't hey king arthur Just so you know I don't forget. Okay. All right, man. I'll see you out there tubby Wait, what did you say? Wow, don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You need to take the camera. All right. Okay Listen cornwater. I'm not sure what kind of fdo's you're in the past. Okay, but with me When I say jump you say how high okay? Okay, well, you know, you know, I jump about 42 inches I would be shocked I ran a 4 240 I did playing wide receiver Oh back in the okay, never mind. I thought you looked up right now. Well, hey, I ain't lost a stab neither. Okay I still run just like I used to Four 50 run to mr. Pretty for the commons 42 inch vertical leap Mr. Cornwood, why are you standing on the desk? He didn't mean to sir Here Andrews make yourself at home. Go ahead and sit down Mr. Cornwood get on the other fucking side of the the table, please. Are you sure that one's closer to you? I told you yes, I'm sure Get out of the chair Leaving a big ass ass dead in it I'm going hop on up. Okay. You want to go ahead and explain to me why approximately 13 hours ago We received a 911 dispatch call of Hey, there's a fat deputy over here at the up and adam staring at the wall uh I think I I think I passed out Mr. Cornwood you went 1042 In my vehicle in front of mission row. How did you end up in vinewood at the up and adam? Okay, I went up there for a photo shoot. Okay. I went up there for a photo shoot It's kind of hard to explain But you know, there's a big news story on Hey, this fella he you know, he's coming back on the uh, you know Be back on the scene coming out of retirement. They want to make a hollywood movie out of me. Okay. That's what they were saying So I went up there to take a photo and then uh, I was practicing my my box jumps out in the back alley Uh, and then uh, I started daydreaming got distracted and then uh Next thing, you know, I I woke up in my apartment and I was I was bruised and beat up as hell I don't even know what the hell happened All right. Hey, check out what bass got me Um, put that away that needs to stay in your car. Do you not teach you how to rack that not yet doesn't look good on me What do you think? Looks like your belly is eating it Well, it's a concealed carry Never seen somebody concealed carry a rifle Well, that's because you don't live in texas, son all right Did you come over the call sign? We really need the call sign to be in place Yeah, I'm thinking uh 6 11 500 is uh is the call sign that you're writing with a officer still So we'll 5 11 work for you, uh 5 69 That's the sex position You know about sex positions Lenny Yeah, I have lots of sex with women Still any I was gonna be honest Sorry, that was just a little locker room talk, sir. I am still a virgin I'm saving myself for jesus and joseph smith Hey, you know what 5 11 would be damn good actually speaking to jesus One of my favorite bible verses joshua 5 11 and they did eat the old corn of the land on the morrow after the pass over Unleavened cakes and parsed corn in the self-same day God damn it. It's beautiful Hey, man 5 11 Just use the call sign 5 11. No texas stallion. No big bulls. No large nuts. No Paladin bubble none of that. Okay, but the hell's a paladin So just practice. Don't don't keep on your radio. Just practice in voice right here. Okay Tell me you need to go 10 41 dispatch 5 11 The texas longhorn is here 10 41. No, no, no, no, no, we don't we don't need any texas longhorn We don't we don't need any of those labels you put on yourself. Okay All right, try it again. Okay dispatch 5 11 10 41 reporting for jesus. There you go No, no Right. No You need to keep the gun holster. No, you don't you don't need to do all that. Lenny, how do you do it? For sure I'll just say 5 6 7 10 41 Leave it talk to dispatch Can you do that? Mr. Cornwood, okay Go ahead 5 11 10 41 Oh the light of justice shines upon you Stop it Mr. Cornwood. No, we don't we don't need anything on the end there I just need you to say 5 11 10 41 That's it Yes Well then how will they know that i'm a threat You're not a threat Well, I am I I am to the criminals out there. They can hear the radio Yeah, yeah, you're not talking to criminals. You're talking to other police officers and the dispatcher Yeah, but I want them to know Yeah, they don't they don't need to know they know Sir, they'll know when they see you they shouldn't know Okay, you're right when they see this You don't carry that around. I don't even know go put that give me the fucking gun. No, I'm fine. I'm fine because you're jay norman No, you're not fun. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry. Don't worry Give me the fucking Anyway, try it one more time, please let's go. Okay Uh, obviously you get perfect 5 5 11 reporting for 10 41 duty No 5 11 10 41 Boom Stop don't see anything else. Nope. Stop anything else. Stop it moving your mouth. Stop it Close your mouth. Put it in my hand on your mouth. Fight it Nice You did it, mr. You truly did it Okay, I think I got it Hard as I try maybe I just can't I ain't no I'm kind of leaving me. She kissed me one time and she took my heart Maybe you can love me. You can leave me. I'm a home. You don't start