 They made a brand new JJK game and you shouldn't play it. It's awful, whether it's the lackluster single player, the lack of content, or even just the online not working too good, it just doesn't have a lot going for it. But in this video, I wanted to give the game its best chance by getting a lobby of me and three other friends and just playing some 2v2 in the most fun possible setting this game can see. So will we find any redeeming aspects of this game at all? Well, I'm going to leave that up to you guys in the comments. Nano, you get to pick first, bro. Who are you? Who are you rocking with, man? Do you want to theme it up? You want a brother? Oh, brother. Yeah. You know, we might as well try to make our own fun. I have to wait until all teams pick. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll go ahead and pick. But you picked right now already. All right. Now I get to go. I have to pick the stage first before you can pick. Oh, yeah. I think my character and that's crazy. Nano, you did pick the lower accurate stage, right? Oh, tell me you picked the forest area. I don't know if you picked the forest area. I did. Oh, my God. How are we all grade four sorcerers, man? This is embarrassing. It's almost like we're having to make our own fun out of this game. It's not the best video game I've ever played. Look at this intro, Nano. Yeah. All right. Now, what do you say you and I can't cook? Are you ready to move? Look at us cooking, bro. All right, Nano, I need you to switch places with somebody and I'm just going to instantly rock them. Okay. Just tell me who you're going to switch places with. I'm going to do Yuda. There we go. All right. All right. Let's make our own strats here. Let's go. Do it. Yeah, he's there. I did it. Oh, you switched with me. Oh, let's jump his ass, Nano. Jump his ass. Okay. We're getting targeted, though, or at least I'm getting targeted. Wait, I'm going to try to recover. The worst part about this game, by the way, I just got to say this is the recovery time after hits is crazy. A little bit of a divergent fist there. Okay. So from my experience in the game, you do not want to let Yuda get his full gauge because Rika do be causing a lot of chaos, if you will. I'm just blocking his face. Also, Novara gets her freaking ultimate really early. We got to do a, we got to do a brother thing, bro. We got to. I know, bro. We got to like tag team over here right now. I'm barely doing anything other than auto combos. Yeah, same. I'm just blocking each other's face because barely any moves break block. He's running from me. Don't you dare run from me. Oh, no, brother team, they're team working. Hang on. Hang on. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. Oh, no. Oh, no, I mean, I whiffed. I whiffed so heavy. I got you. I got you. I got you. Hit your super dad. Hit your super dad. Hey, I guess there you go. All right, take your time. Hey, big hit. Wait, why am I not switching positions with her? Bro, I think you have the curse energy to do that. This, this stage, by the way, is the most nothing stage in the whole game. We are just running across a big field doing nothing. This game is wild. This game is so wild, bro. Rick, it do be hurting right now, though. Can I just let you know? Yeah. How are you doing? I can see you. I can see your models going out over there. All right. You want to try a little combo thing? Yeah. You're trying to joint the tag? You're trying to switch with me? Yeah. What do you mean? All right. So the way the way you do that, hang on. That's it. Go hit him. I told you I was going to be there for you. No, I told you I was going to be there. Oh, I'm going this way. I'm going to. Oh, I haven't seen this yet. I did did his forehead. Come on. They don't. Yeah. And that's it. But that might be the best joint attack in the game. If I had to guess, honestly, yeah. Well, actually, I think Maki's and Yuta's are is pretty good, too, from what I saw. Oh, man, they going crazy on me. They going crazy on me. Too bad. Normal attacks do no damage for some reason. Normal attacks do nothing. You're going to have to you're going to have to hit your special. Yeah. Are you trying to give him pointers? Mid match when he can't even hear you? Yeah. You know, I'm trying to give him some. I got most of the. I got slay. I got slay. And we're up by a lot. We are. They've not taken a sound. Hey, can you stun stun? Iron came, bro. I need to land my super. Uh, hang on. I'm I'm making my way. How you did it without me? You don't even need me. I don't even need one black flash. Then how many is the record? Two black. Can I get another count? Three black flash. One more. How about that? That's for Chris in a role right there. I've never been able to do that many before. No source was ever played curse clash before either and live to tell the tale. But here I am anyway. All right. I'm doing some damage. I'm kind of waiting for them to pull the pin out. I've been hit by so many nails. I'm just ready to die. Oh, wait. Can I do I not have full gauge right now? I don't guess I do. Hang on. Oh, what just happened? She she pulled the hairpin. Yeah. But now it's my turn. I remember how it felt. I remember how it felt. Oh, are you seeing me too? Or does it like? Yes. Oh, we got a little women. Brother. Thank you so much. Toto. Thank you, bro. Let's go. Appreciate that. He's a big win there. And the MVP goes to a little me. Wow. I'm kind of like a curse clash expert. Damn. You got the you got the MVP award. Yeah. Something like that. All right. I got to ask you about a little corner interview. Was that any more fun than the last time you played? It was about the same. It's about the same. I mean having friends around does make it a little more fun like the coordination hitting team attacks. But I'm still putting this even that experience was like, like, bro, we could all be playing like chess or something. Bro said chess. I'm just saying that. Hey, who do you want to be? Utah or Maki, bro? We got to hit that team attack. I can do Maki. I feel like you deserve to, you know, pull out. Okay. You know, I appreciate that. My love is pure. Now pick your stage so I can pick. I love it. It's loading. When Maki selected her model just doesn't look right. Like, it doesn't look like she has a nose and she's just like grinning at me. Don't get distracted, idiot. We've got to fight. Who do you call the idiot, bro? Man, this game could have been so good if it wasn't so bad. Wait, I wasn't watching. Oh, you missed our whole special intro. No, no, no, not that. I just didn't know who they chose. I wasn't paying attention to who they chose. And this is a wide open stage, though. Oh, man, they're both going for you. Watch out, Neto. They're both jumping. Wait, you, wait. No. He stunned me. What was that? I got him. I got him. Bro, you thought I was going to leave you hanging. This is probably the best do attack of the game, Neto. Let's go. Oh, wait. Hang on, I'm going to start believing you when you say that. Okay, that was actually pretty cool. That was a little something, right? That was a little something. Why are we just, whoa? Oh, shit. I pressed my block button. It did nothing. They're all, dude, they're, they're hard focusing me, Neto. That's because I was AFK, Neto, but I'm back. You were AFK. Bro, my controller disconnected. Get off of my friend. My only, my only Jujutsu Kaisen brother. Okay. Well, I fucked up. And now I can't tech. And also I hate that the UI is on the screen constantly. No, I was about to kill him. No, I was just about to. Hey, come on, bro. You can't be dying like that, bro. Oh, you got her. Oh, okay. I didn't, I didn't. Oh, dude, you're about to be maxed out. Hang on. We're going to keep you alive. Oh, no, the centipede, the centipede. They got me in the centipede. I'm going to get you out of that. I don't know. I think I'm just, I think like many things I'm just kind of done for. Hey, hey, hey, hold on. Let me do some. I got beam from the sun. I didn't even know what that move was. I can't, I lock on. Did it, no way. Was it not letting me lock on the gate right there? Rika. Oh, did you really bring her? Oh, okay. That's another KO. I'm literally using one button. Okay. Look at how much damage it does. Look at how much damage it does with one button. Oh, you got it. You got a KO. Okay. I did. All right. We just got to get one more. One more. And we win. We win the set. I'm just going to keep hitting. I'm going to keep hitting my one button that does half health. Sure, I could click the buttons that do no damage, but why would I do that when I can click the buttons that do damage? I just got full max. All right. They're both, they're both at half health. And they, and then he killed me. They're both at half health. I think they're both literally. Can you get away from dying? Can you kill him with the beam? Well, they're pre-occupying me right now. My love is pure. My love is pure. That's a win, Dono. I'm about to open mouth, kiss this bitch. It's over. That sound effect was not needed. It was. Nah, it was bro. Come on. Let's go again. Hey, big beam. That big beams. Awaken move finish. They did my boy, you two right. I'll say that they did my boy, right? You know, well, they kind of did him wrong by putting him in this game. But okay. All right. See now that's kind of the best team in the game. Oh, MVP to little of me, little of me on MVP again. Dono's still the show, bro. All right, Dono. Who we thinking now, man? I think we're out of content, man. Gojo. Yeah. What are you talking about? That is true. Do you want it? I could be a, I kind of wanted to play a Inumaki. Well, hey, if you're doing that, I want to do Panda, bro. What? Okay. I guess, yeah, I guess I feel that. Bro, Jujutsu Kaisen just needs an actual 2D fighting game. That's the only thing that fits the series. Oh, we actually are a little duo, bro. Right. Let's do this. I mean, did you doubt, did you doubt? I was doubting a little bit. I should have made this, see if this was like a real game, they would have had like them as a team intro, but like in each other's heads. That would have been cool. Yes. All right. Another round of Jujutsu Kaisen Curse Clash. How will it differ from the rest? I'm going to block. Yeah. We got to hit them with the, with the combo though for sure. Fall. Hey, this character, the voice effects are still cool. All right. Well, I know what I have to do. I'm going to have to just scream at him. You got to, I will say you have a voice meter over there, don't you? I don't know. I'm going to need some of that. I'm, I'm, I'm just, you know, I'm just making them fall. You know, the thing is, you know, speaking as an MVP, when you click buttons and get hit, that is infinitely worse than just spamming the damaging move and sometimes getting a hit off of it. Oh wait, they're chasing you, bro. It's just this game is. Oh, look at you, bro. I don't kill you here. I'm going to be upset. Oh, you think he's dead? He better be. I threw him away, dude. Oh, that was a joint attack, bro. They're going to kill me. I got, I got, I got usually locked up, bro. You're fine. You're fine. I just went gorilla mode. No way. No, dude, they got me in another joint attack. He's doing it himself. Oh, it's bad, bro. We're down to stocks. Oh, we're down to, we need a double KO, bro. We need, we need a double KO right now. Thank God. I got some super arm over here. I got us. I got us. I didn't do it, bro. I can't, I can't clutch up. All right. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got you, bro. You're doing an MVP performance right now. Please tell me I say in this mode. I do, but Suga is doing Suga the things. Dude, I can't. You got this, bro. No, you got this. I got him locked down. No joint attack. Dude, Suga is crazy, bro. Yeah, I couldn't stop him. Dang, you still, you still got it. You still got it. You still got it. Don't lose hope, bro. They're, they're coming for you, brother. I'm still moving, bro. I'm still moving. And if I'm still moving, we're still moving. I'm dead. It's been real. This game is so ass though, bro. The only moves that do damage are the only moves that matter. I couldn't land my fall, bro. I kept, I kept spamming my voice. Oh, hey, man. Hey, hold it. Hold your head strong, Nino, because you're strong, bro. You would have been the MVP. Hey, Nino. Hey, Nino. I hit rematch, bro. And now look at us, bro. Now we look salty. That's the one. The one time we lose is when we run that shit back. All right. Let's try again, bro. We know we, we didn't hit it last time. You actually want to just rematch before we got absolutely, bro. Why would we end it? I'm, dude, I'm just, I'm going to hard focus. It's like, I'm, I'm hard folks in the second. Hey, do what you got to do, man. I don't, I don't disagree. Oh my God. This game is crazy. That's insane. That was insane. Hold on fall. Okay. Wait. Oh, no, I'm doing something. Oh, hang on. I missed the gorilla mode over here. Hey, do it up, bro. Okay. Wait, I should, I spoke too soon. He just is so crazy. He's hitting me with all the combos in the book, but what do combos matter when only one type of switch? Are they trying to swap? Oh God, they're trying to swap you. All that matters is like, are we going to allow that? No, we're not. Oh, dude. I just got, I got, I caught a stray here. This, I did leave this to a very low. I got one. Yeah. No, I got you. I got you. We could, we could hit him with a combo. Hang on. No, we could. What the fuck? What? You got hit with the damage move, bro. You can't get hit with damage moves. I'm dead, bro. I'm so dead. How do I do anything other than like the most basic shit? I want to believe we just don't understand like a mechanic of the game that allows you to get out of this, but I don't think there is one. I got him. I got him, but I also died. It was a trade where you got a clutch up there. Let's go. All right. We are technically in the lead because we have more health than them. Nevermind. He did dumb shit. No way. How are we doing? How are we looking? Damn it, Dotto. Stay alive, Dotto. Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive. So far, so good, bro. So far, so good. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive. All right, bro. I got to, I'll do a little auto combo over here. Hang on, wait. Oh, no, I got hit. Ditto, I got hit, I got hit. They're coming for you. They're, he's coming for you. Dotto, come to me. I can't. Hey, man, we got outdone. We got outdone. I couldn't hold block, bro. I could, whoa. Hey, they, they did it, bro. Hey, we just need to go back to the character select screen, you know, redo it up because this team just clearly is not it. Yeah, this team is not it. Yep. Now I got to, now I got to, I got to bring out a little bit of the domain expansion. Now to say that I need a place with a lot of nice little corners to get tucked away in some. No way, dude. I need to run, bro. There's no point in me trying to domain expansion in their face like that. Oh, wait, dude, Nanami and Gojo do have a, I think, I think. Are they? Yeah. And this is just villains versus heroes right now, bro. Let them have their little special animation, man. Are we afraid of that? I'm not. I'm not. Oh, they do have an animation. Suit turn sorcerer. Please don't ever call me that. Gojo, I'm leaving them to you. Why does Gojo's hair look like that? Like a super sand? Because he is. Oh, I didn't, I didn't know. All right. So I think, I think we just take our time. I got a little baby out there, bro. Look at that little cursed baby. Whoa. You already, you get hit by joint attacks. Oh, they are running, bro. They are running to you. What is, what is happening? Why are they trying to join attack me, dude? I think they're juggling me right now, bro. What is this? Oh, they're, they're really swapping. Oh, okay. They're, they're saying, they're going back and forth. This is a team game. This is a team game. Okay. They understand that now. They, they, they, I'm just getting, just getting rocked in the shot. Oh, okay. Okay. Wait, there's the swapping. Okay. Hang on. Oh, I got it. I got a drill. Hey, get off my boy. Hey, get off of him. Nice. It's okay, man. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to build up. Hey, Nino. Hey, Nino, just buy some time, bro. Domain expansion. Are you doing it? Domain expansion. Oh, he got me now. He tried to get me. Get the hands of my. Oh, it's over. It's over. Now, Nino, just don't let him kill me because I am very weak, bro. So I don't even know what domain expansion is doing this game. I'm not going to lie to you. I can't even lie to you. Thankfully it doesn't, it is going to split us up a little bit. Oh, they're, oh, they're trying to double team me. Oh, they did double team you. Hey, what are you guys doing in my domain? They don't hate. Okay. Oh, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Dude. Okay. You can see where the budget went down to that, to that one. I didn't die though. Still yet. He's doing a domain expansion. Yeah. No, no. You stop. They almost got it. I think I did. Yeah. I got so many little babies out right now. Oh my God. My I have a baby army, bro. Or I did. How is not to me not dying, dude? What am I doing wrong? There we go. No, they're trying to get the domain expansion. He's got to die for it. So cool. You got to stop. I'm down. I think I did. I got him. I got him. Oh, let's go babies. Let's go babies. Oh, come on. Oh my God. The damage. Oh, no, my domain. I don't even know what it did for us if I'm being honest, but I miss it already. I think it gives you bumps. I definitely was letting me spawn an army of children. So I was okay. I'm down. I'm down. I couldn't do my domain. I guess you got it. I guess I got to let them swipe. Swap them with others. I don't know. We're up. We're still up right now. Yeah. Yours is like a physical attack. Oh, I'm dead. What's our lives looking like? Dude, Gojo is very low. Gojo. He's also pretty low. Oh, they're trying to do shenanigans again. No, no, you're good. You're good. I'm getting beat up. Oh, but they aren't running back now. They aren't running back to you. Wait, I got got a little defeat. Nice. We're about this. This is a rabbit. I was just in Gojo. He's running. He's running. It's over. It's over. Look at that baby bro. Look, he died. What a successful experiment, bro. Hey, another big MVP performance. Damn, dog. And I'm just pretty good at curse clash. What can I say? Bro's going to be an Evo, man. Yeah, I don't know if this game is making it to the main stage of Evo, but you know, I might be able to play it in the bathroom outside. I assume do you want how many more matches you want? Just one more. Yeah. One more. I think I don't I don't know what my refund timer is looking like. They're like, damn, they just copied our exact style. This is almost the exact run back. Except I actually might be more scared of Gato than I am of Suga. I don't know Gato. It does have that guard break move that one that the one move I've seen so far that breaks guards. So this game is so crazy. Am I crazy? I mean, I can't believe the decisions. All right. I'm going to my Hizo. All right. I'm I'm I got a lot of iron cane because you play Dragon Ball the breakers or do you play Dragon Ball the breakers because you're I'm getting cooked. You want to find why getting cooked? What the hell? I've never seen them even do that. I'm getting juggled by caterpillars. Yeah, dude. He's teasing me. I can't do anything. Is he parry or what is that? We're getting cooked. This one, bro. Yeah. No, I he. So basically what he's what he's figured out is the timing of when I get up and he's beating me to the punch. I got joint attack. No way. Damn. This isn't even teamwork, bro. This is just this is one guy beating my ass. Not go Joe, bro. Too bad none of these attacks to damage. I was about to say we're not doing like any damage right now because we're just using the normal attack. Who could have foreseen the normal attack doing no damage? He's doing that. How do you stop that? I don't know. I had armor too though. So I can't really complain. I definitely better fit in from that myself. All right, Nano. So how are we going to out this? I think we just have to tag team. My hand until it dies. Just like beat the shit out of him. Like episode 14. Let's go. Oh, we can't let him win, bro. We can't let him win. We've even taken a stock yet, dude. Oh, God, they clipped me. This is going to get pretty bad in a second. No, in a second. Is it is it already going bad pretty bad for you? Yeah, I'm dead again. That'll bring it back. I don't know if that's going to be, you know, possible for me at all, but, you know, dude, that's crazy. They can we made it. And we made it through our darkest days. It's dude, not only does like just no damage, unless I'm just doing something wrong. He's even when I do that. What dude blocking this game might be the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. Domain expansion. Oh, you got it. I did get it. And then I found a nice little corner. It does get me too. By the way, so I can't. I don't think I can do anything. What go go kill whoever has the most health though. Whoever you touch will die. Yeah, you can tell where the budget went down. All right. Wait, can you get him too? Oh, no, he snapped out of it at all. I think I got it. Thank you. We got him. All right. All right, we got a little comeback here. Yeah, I have a comeback possibility. I don't have no help out of the way. They don't survive. Just block. All he has to do is hit me with one of those. Yeah. They do. Well, so much more damage. That's not. Yeah, they are. Well, that was your body falling over. Well, that was cursed clash. And wow, what? I mean, gotta be a video game of all time for sure. Yep. It's definitely the game of all time, dude. All right. That's the end. Like, subscribe and well, don't subscribe for more cursed clash content, but like. All right, bye.